Hey are you broke, industrially stagnant, and being invaded?
Maybe your the desperate pirate invading some backwater and only need to be able to blast ol Uncle Joe and his scattergun away before you can make off with the farms illicit crops? Then do I have a "mech" for you!
Coming In at 70 tons this armed conversion of the GM MuckRaker industrial mech comes with the closest approximations of bells or whistles what's left of your money can buy! A whole 1 rotory AC5 and a MRM 20! Not too shabby for someone of you lack of caliber! So fire her up, smoke some space crack, waddle your way forward and hope the enemy doesn't have anything bigger then a technical because your on your fucked if a real mech shows up, but hey! You get to call yourself a mechwarrior!
So I went to download Unreal Tournament again because sometimes my body hungers for it every few years and turns out that Epic Games bought the rights to the whole UT franchise and then delisted it so you now can't get it legally ANYWHERE, including in the epic games store, where I HAD ORIGINALLY BOUGHT IT.
A RED Pyro jumps but the song You Are a Pirate by LazyTown plays and many of the RED demomen appears and exploded by himself taken off TF2′s deathrun map Lazytown_xmas