#yo mama

[thepromiscuousfinger]

#shitpost #yo mama

[kathaynesart]

The funny one, everybody!

Finally got around to finishing my 12k… er now 13k Celebration Animatic you guys requested. Warned you it would be silly. I know it’s stupid but been wanting to do this since I first heard this audio clip months ago. Consider it my convoluted Donnie version of the infamous “Yo Mama” joke Raph makes in ‘03.

Technically this is not canon, though let it be known that Replica Donnie is just as unhinged as the rest of the f!Donnies. He’s just too tired to make a show of it most of the time. It’s exhausting being quirky in your 30’s (speaking from experience).

Also sorry for the lousy quality. Maybe someday I’ll learn how to use Clip Studio to make a proper animatic rather than just clip it on Instagram. Replica update should be up next!

#replica #kathaynesart #future bootyyy shaker 9000 #rottmnt replica #futurebootyyyshaker #rottmnt #future donnie #krang 1 #krang #yo mama #save rise of the tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rottmnt

[spectra-bear]

Hhehehhehhehehe i love raph

#yo mama #i am insane #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #raph #rise raph #animatic #azzy art #funny #animation

[todayontumblr]

alright, let's settle this

#today on tumblr #antiques #yo mama #it's got to be the fart one #easily the best #history #interesting #wow #antiquity

[salad-006]

This months sludge page for every one to enjoy

Ive posted a chunk of these elsewhere but now tumblr gets all of them

No gore this time you're welcome

#eddsworld #eddsworld edd #eddsworld matt #eddsworld tom #ew edd #ew tom #ew matt #eddsworld fanart #edd gould #yo mama #idgaf

[facts-i-just-made-up]

How big is a atom?

It's hard for human minds to comprehend very large and very small things. It is very hard to consider even how large the Earth is, let alone a larger planet or the Solar System. A Galaxy containing hundreds of billions of such systems is completely out of our ability to think about realistically.

Similarly, very small things such as atoms are beyond our ability to imagine, with things like single cells and even very small animals being unthinkable. As such, we have attributed anatomical and familial metaphors to objects of extreme size, and this is why people inevitably compare galaxies to 'Yo Mama' and atoms are said by many to be as small as 'Yo Dick.'

For more insight, it's best not to try to get a firm grasp on those concepts until one has a firm grasp on "Deez."

#yo mama #yo dick #deez nuts #science #unreality #cw dick and balls humor #im real classy today

[mehriigss]

"Yo mama" Line vs. "Yo mama" Line

Leo: Ok, prove you-

12Donnie: Yo mama gay.

Raph: He's good...

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If you know, you know

#rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #rise leonardo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo #2003 raphael #2003 raph #tmnt 2003 #2012 donnie #2012 donatello #tmnt 2012 #yo mama #tmnt memes

[raven-anime]

you know what ? i like you *draw bendy wearing a dress because gender role is a myth* 

ps: he stole it from Audrey closet

#Bendy and the Ink Machine #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #batim #bendy #bendy the demon #bendy the dancing demon #art #artist #artist of tumblr #artwork #digital art #small art account #small artist #yo mama #gender role is a myth #bendy can where a tutu so why not a dress?

[toxic77340106]

when he's mischievous but should've been treated better

#cw blood #dc comics #headcanon #digital art #thaddeus thawne #bart allen #reverse flash #eobard thawne #yo mama #sorry #hes silly #my art #art progress #dinners art #art style #semi realism #I cant color #kid zoom #reverse impulse #devious silly

[classycookiexo]

#don’t try it #period #honestly #yo mama

[beardedmrbean]

noble knight adventures

#baulders gate 3 #bauldur’s gate #yo mama

[iloveolderman0]

NSFW sweet tooth headcanons

❗️MINORS DONT INTERACT PLEASE ❗️

* If you are a virgin don’t worry sweet tooth is too!

* When he gets horny and you don’t know & you guys are in public, he would press himself against your body from behind and wrap his arms around you while you talk to people or in a discussion. If you still don’t get the memo he would move his mask and kiss your neck and then you get the memo and excuse yourself from the discussion and go to a room / bathroom ( depending where you are )

* He would never be mean when you guys have the deed, he also doesn’t like teasing since he’s is new to this he just wants to go at it without teasing and degrading

* he would praise you a lot and worship your body, he would only show his face to you.

* speaking of his face, he loves smothering his face into your breast or neck while he’s humping / thrusting into you

* he would never wear his mask around you only when you guys go out and there’s people their

* he’s really passionate when it comes to sex, and when you have sex with him, it feels amazing.

* loves to have you close to him for example chest to chest, stomach to stomach.

* loves to take it from behind and from the front, but he wants you to lay flat though so he can lay on you and thrust into you

* he would mark you a lot by leaving hickeys and sometimes bruises ( when you guys are done having the deed and sees the bruises or bruise he will apologise so many times and you have to reassure him that it’s okay )

* when you guys are done having sex and you’re guys are puffed out, he will lay on you or you guys lay on your side and hug each other. ( he lives for that )

* he will ask if he’s hurting you when you guys do it, even when he enters your hole he will ask if he’s hurting you.

* he loves you a lot to make it this far, He thinks you’re his soulmate ( because u are 😘 )

* he loves to worship your body and smother it in kisses and hickeys

* his sex is so passionate you feel like you’re floating

* please do not break this man’s heart because he will feel like he was used or overthink if he did something wrong.

* he might play some music while you guys do it

* he definitely jerks or sometimes and leaves the room once he’s done and he sees you and gets a boner.

* speaking of a boner, he thinks of something very sexual while you’re doing something cute or just talking to people he will get a boner and he uses your body to cover it, sometimes he makes you feel his boner.

* he loves shower sex, pool sex, bed sex and quickies.

* he gets jealous very easily and will have jealous sex with you but makes the person watch, and brags how good you make him feel and taunts the person .

* btw he’s really good at giving, and when you give him head he’s very vocal and he wouldn’t even be able to look at you, your name rolls off his tongue loudly and long with swear words due to the pleasure.

* he’s also very loud when you guys have sex and he wants the slashers / friends or whoever to know that you guys belong to each other

* loves dry humping you when you are just laying on the bed

* when you’re sleep and he wakes you up, it probably because he’s asking a question on something you might want to take to work ( food ) or him asking you if he could fuck you.

* if you say yes while all sleepy and have your face on the pillow with arms around it, he will wrap his arms from underneath and pull down your underwear ( he likes it when you wear nothing but a underwear) and starts humping you slowly while you moan all sleepy and whimper underneath him.

* if you say no and want him to go to bed and hug you, he will beg you and if you still say no. He will whine and get into the bed and wrap his arms around waist while he makes you feel how hard he is, he slowly humps you dry and if you get annoyed he will start kissing your neck while slowly humping you dry from behind while you still have your underwear on and so does he

* loves it when you allow him to leave his cock inside you and make it warm

* breeding kink and praising kink.

I love sweet tooth 🦷 ❤️

#yo mama #slasher headcanons #sweettooth twisted metal x reader #twisted metal 2023 #twisted metal sweet tooth #twisted metal headcanons #sweet tooth #sweet tooth twisted metal 2023 #sweet tooth x reader twisted metal #twisted metal sweettooth x reader #sweet tooth x y/n #sweet tooth x reader #sweettooth x reader twisted metal #slasher imagines #Spotify

[lubby-beez]

POV: Heavy and Medic are now Scouts listers and he wakes them up at 3 Am to tell the duo his FNAF theories

#tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #would y’all listen to his theories?? #tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress fanart #illustration #fypツ #yo mama #I also seen you mfs thirst for medic so here

[redminus]

Here's one screenshot from every video I've worked on over the past year and a half... whether it was something small like a few shots, or some lip sync, to designing some characters, or in a few cases doing the entire animation as a commission. I still get a lot of comments asking if I'm "dead" or whatever, but if you watch cartoons on youtube then chances are good you've seen some of my recent work without realizing it. By no means is this everything I've done over the past while either, just the things I'm able point to (for now). I'm working on TV stuff at the moment but will have some personal videos done before the end of the year. At the beginning of January 2022 (nearly two years ago now), I permanently ended my involvement with the Yo Mama channel. I'd been there since the beginning, and had single-handedly created all of the characters, style, and much of the format. The only other main animator also left at the beginning of this year. I'll probably talk more about that another time. Thanks to Flashgitz, Lythero, and Meat Canyon for keeping me figuratively and literally alive while I've been deciding on what to do with myself next. And thanks to everyone else for hanging in there, or taking a minute to read this. brb

#redminus #animation #youtube #yo mama #lythero #flashgitz #meat canyon #oops

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday April 5.

Antiques: A celebration of the finer, older things in life.

And the urge to make one, neigh, several, yo mama is so old jokes here is strong, but we should resist it. Should, but won't: Yo mama is so old, she did a quite breath-taking job in the design and creation of several of the following antiques compiled for this post, and we have nothing but admiration and respect for her craft and skill! Try that on for size. Yo mama is so old, she bartered fairly in the interests of both parties while selling these beautiful pieces at markets across every epoch! The urge was simply overpowering, only we hope you enjoyed this fresh, new, more wholesome spin on a comedy classic. And yo mama, though she may be a little older in years, nonetheless remains exceptional in her craft—as the following #antiques will attest. And long may yo mama continue. 

#today on tumblr #antiques #yo mama #history #beauty #artefacts

[star-glitch-family]

Gays

Dust Sans belongs to @ask-dusttale

Horror Sans belongs to @horrortalecomic

#Undertale #Au #Dusttale #Horrortale #Dust!Sans #Horror!Sans #DustHorror #HorrorDust #yo mama #dust sans #horror sans #utmv