#yo btw I might be annoying in the coming days

[delicatereader]

I need you (stephen!hayden x reader)

• summary: Stephen is a little rusty in sex and needs some help

• warnings: well smut

• a/n: this is about hayden/stephen not the actual one. I didn't go deep with the smut bc I am just getting the hang of it so yea. enjoy! (btw I haven't proof read it so there are mistakes...

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You've had an exhausting day at work, unfortunately you have to work overnight. All you want is a get away from this shit. There were only few others with you left. You peacefully working in your space, reading reports in your spinning chair when Stephen comes in.

He hastily grabs a chair and pulls it next to you to sit. You ignore him because you what was coming, he's gonna rant about how everyone thinks he's gay and no one likes him. You didn't think that way, you've had a cute crush on him for a while but didn't do anything because you worked with him and didn't have the time. You've always liked the way he talks and his glasses (you found them slutty and hot).

"What do you think of me?" he asks

"What do you mean?" you try to confirm, still reading the reports

"What do you think me?"

"You're kind, generous and hard-working!" you reply looking at him

"No like what do you think of me?" he repeats

You let out a harsh sigh annoyed.

"Like physically, do you find me attractive?" he blurts out

"What?" you respond in surprise

"Like am I attractive?" he asks again

"Yeah? why? did someone say anything to you?" you ask him concerned

"No..." he drags

"Spill" you demand

"Ok! It's been a while since you know..." he says

"What? I don't know"

"Since you know!" he looks at his pants and back up (twice)

"Sex?" you answer

"Shhhhh!" he silences you, making you giggle

"Someone will hear you! But yeah since I had sex" he continues

"So you want to start having sex again?" you ask

"Well yeah! It's been a long time" he admits

"How long?" you ask curiously

"Ummm...2 years?"

"What!? 2 years?! omg!" you yell whilst whispering

"I'm a bit rusty..." he says

You scoff as a response, "you will be"

"Oh shut up!" he responds

"Can't belive it! 2 years!" you laugh out loud

"Yep..." he says embarrassed, nodding his head

"Ok I won't laugh! I promise! you speak" you take a deep breath

"So everyone thinks I'm gay, I accidentally let people- no men stick their tongue down my throat and the girls I get run away when they hear the gay rumours" he explains his situation

"Well they just haven't seen your search history! trust me your straight!!" you confirm for him.

He leans back on the chair shocked

"How do you know my search history?"

"The other week you left early and forgot to log out. I did it for you" you smile at him proudly

"Anyways what am I supposed to do about this? I have some friends who might be interested..." you advise resting your head on you palms.

"No" he replies instantly

"Then?" you ask raising your eyebrows waiting for some details

"I need you" he mutters

"What?" you yell in shock

"You. I mean I don't know anyone else better. I'm close to you so it won't be that awkward!" he explains further

"What?! I can't!"

"Yes you can. Nat, Smith and Jade are leaving right now" he says placing a hand on your lap

"What?" as you respond you hear an elevator reach your floor seeing your colleagues leave

"It's just us! please!" he begs. You could see the desperation in his eyes.

"If I agree to this..." you drag

"I'll owe you a million" he offers

"Fine" you shrug even though you've wanted him for so long, you put on a act.

He instantly gets off the chair and kisses you

"Is that ok?" he asks

You nod in response

His kisses get more passionate and confident. His lips are awfully soft. His hands travel from your lap to your cheeks. He starts to kiss your neck, but whilst leaving a trail of kisses from behind your ear to you collarbone you get up and turn so he is in the chair. You're sat on his lap legs on both sides of him. He slips his around your waist and let's them travel your back and slip through your hair.

You pull his dark blonde curls, making him whimper. "You like that?"

The only response you got was a moan.

He starts to unbutton your shirt kissing your chest and around your bra. You follow his actions and pull his shirt off. He takes your bra off and kisses your breasts.

You slowly start to grind on him, making his head fall back in pleasure. "Fuck y/n!"

His breath starts to get heavier. He pulls his hand from your waist to tale off his glasses. Suddenly, you stop him.

"Whay are you doing?"

"Taking of my glasses?"

You lean against his mouth with a smirk

"The glasses stays on" you demand

"You have a thing for glasses?" He asks, locking his lips with a smile and carrying pire lust in his eyes.

"Shut up!" you say rolling your eyes at him whilst giggling

"We'll see who needs to shut up after this" he says with a mischievous smile leaning back in to kiss you

#hayden christensen #stephen glass #stephen glass hayden #shattered glass #hayden christensen smut #hayden x reader #anakin skywalker #fanfic #hayden christensen fanfic #aaron warner #smut #fanfiction

[lykaios2]

If you’re still taking requests, if not you can ignore this, but what if Y/N wanted to do an experiment with Mikey, what comfort food is better on rainy nights, and Donnie gets really jealous cus FEELINGS!

Y/N: I didn’t ask you Don cus you’re more into science stuff.

Please and thank you

oml this took so long and I am sorry

it was due to a multitude of reasons, one of them being I really couldn't figure out how to write my ideas

btw this might suck but I worked too long on it and it would be rude of me to leave this request on read

also I add these titles as if these aren't the most basic pieces of writing ever but anyway

This Feeling We Call Jealousy

rise donnie x reader

cw: nothing because I lack the ability to put emotions into my writing

word count: 2522

Looking at your phone, your weather app showed that it was going to rain. How unfortunate. You had made plans earlier that day to hang out with friends at the park, but now they had to be canceled. Your excitement turned to disappointment as you started to head home, not having anything to do for the rest of the evening. You held out your hand, only to feel a few raindrops. As the rain started to fall, you started to walk faster. When you finally got home, you flopped onto your bed and sighed. Eventually, you pulled out your phone, looking for something to do. Instagram, Youtube, TikTok…nothing seemed to catch your attention. Finally, you decided to text the turtles. If nothing else, you could at least talk to them for a little while to cure your boredom. But who? Texting all of them was a little too much, and it might be annoying for one of them if they just kept getting texts over and over again. You decided to text Mikey, because he was probably not doing anything either.

-yo, what’s up? you doing anything right now?

-Eh, not really, just a little bit of drawing. How about you?

-well, I had plans to go to the park with some friends earlier, but then it started to rain so we had to cancel

-Aw man, that sucks, I’m sorry. What are you doing now?

-nothing except moping on my bed because I’m bored

-Why don’t you come over to our place? There’s plenty to do over here

-that’s a great idea! I’ll be over in like 20 minutes

You got up from your bed and started to get ready again. It was quick, just grabbing all the stuff you had packed for your trip earlier plus a few things. As you were leaving, your phone buzzed in your pocket. You picked it up to see another text, this time from Donnie.

-Hey, I heard you were coming over. Is this true?

-yeah, why do you ask?

-Well, I was just thinking that if you are coming over, you should stop by my lab. We could hang out. If you want, you’re not required to.

-that sounds good! I don’t really have a plan for when I get there, so I’ll definitely stop by for a little bit

-I would enjoy it very much.

You left your house and started the walk over to the entrance to their lair. You had to walk quickly because it was still raining, but all the better, it meant you got there faster. Coming up to the alleyway, you struggled to open the manhole that led down to your destination. Slowly descending into the sewers, you started to make your way down the long and winding yet familiar hallways. Eventually, you saw the light, telling you that you were almost there.

“Hello?! I’m here!”

“Down here!”

You were greeted by Leo from the bottom area. Not who you expected, you figured it would have been Mikey or Donnie, but you headed down anyway to talk to him.

“Hey Leo, how are you?”

“Doing alright. What brings you here?”

“I had some plans with friends, but we had to cancel because of the rain so Mikey invited me over because otherwise I was going to spend my evening completely bored.”

“Well, that was quite kind of him. Did you have any plans with him?”

“Not really, but Donnie wanted to hang out with me in his lab, so I suppose I should head there.”

“Good luck with that, who knows what he could do.”

“Oh shut up, I bet I’ll have a great time with him.”

You started to walk to Donnie’s lab, as just as you were about to say hello, you heard another voice call out to you.

“y/n! Over here!”

Donnie looked up from his work, only now noticing that you had arrived.

“Oh y/n, come in-”

“Hi Mikey! How’s it going?”

“y/n?”

“Not bad, I’ve been waiting for you!”

Donnie walked to the door and looked around for you.

“So, now that I’m here, what do you want to do?”

“You know, I actually have a few new recipes I wanted to try…” Mikey said while Donnie was walking up behind you. “Oh, hi Donnie. What’cha doin?”

“Well, I hadn’t yet noticed that y/n had arrived, so I was coming out to greet them. What might you two be doing?”

“Well, me and Mikey were just about to head to the kitchen. I hadn’t realized you were here, so I kinda already made plans with Mikey.”

“What about our plans? I thought I asked you to come to my lab.”

“Oh, I kinda got distracted when I was talking with Mikey. And I would have invited you, but I figured you probably wouldn’t want to just eat food with us. You know, because you like science stuff more. But I promise when I’m done, I’ll come hang out with you.”

“O-oh, okay, I’ll be waiting then.”

You and Mikey headed to the kitchen. He had plenty of new recipes to show to you, and you had been assigned as his personal taste tester. While he was preparing his first meal, you sat in the kitchen, patiently waiting, sometimes looking over at him to check on his progress.

“You know, it’s too bad we can’t take advantage of this rain. It would make a nice atmosphere.”

“Hmm, that’s not a bad idea. Although, I’m not quite sure how it could work. If you wanted, we could just sit up on the rooftops after we’re done down here.”

“That sounds good to me. But I don’t want to keep Donnie waiting too long, I do feel a little bad for making him wait.”

“If you want to, you can go spend time with him, I don’t mind.”

“No, it’s okay, we’re already here, and plus I promised to spend time with him, and I’m not going to back on my word.”

“If it’s really okay with you.”

Mikey finished up his first dish, and you got to try it. It was quite delicious, just like almost everything he ever made. The second dish wasn’t as good, but it didn’t taste terrible. You ate a few more before you couldn’t eat anything else.

“Man, I’m full. Those were pretty good, Mikey.”

“Thank you, y/n. You know, if we go fast enough, we might be able to catch the sunset from the rooftops. And anyway, a little walk might help with digesting all that food.”

You followed Mikey as he showed you the way all the way from the sewers to the tops of the buildings. You were able to find one that had a good view of the sunset. You sat down, letting your body take a well deserved rest.

“Ah man, I’m beat. The sunset is amazing, though.”

“I know, right? This is my favorite place to watch it.”

“And with the rain, too…”

As you watched the rain fall and the sun go down, you and Mikey sat in silence. That was, until a notification came from your phone. It was Donnie who had texted.

-I hate to be a bother, but I was just wondering if you two are done yet?

-oh, you’re fine. yeah, I can be down there in a second

“Who was it?”

“It was just Donnie. I told him I’d be heading down to his lab.”

“Ah, okay. Well, you two have fun, I’m gonna stay here for a bit. You know the way back?”

You nodded as you started to head back to the lair.

Retracing your footsteps, you made your way back to the lair, and into Donnie’s lab.

“Hi y/n. How was your time with Mikey?”

“Oh, it was fun! Mikey made me so much delicious food, and then we went and watched the sunset. It was really nice.”

“Oh, yeah, totally. Must have been fun.”

“What were you doing while I was gone?”

“Uhm, you know, that’s not important…”

Donnie turned slightly away from you. He didn’t want to share what had actually happened.

After you left with Mikey, Donnie went back to his lab, a bit disappointed. He had wanted to spend time with you, but now you were just off with his brother. It was okay, though, because you had promised to come back and spend time with him, right? You wouldn’t break a promise to him. That’s why he loved you so much. You were so trusting, and he felt he could be so open around you. It was something he struggled with, but around you it just all went away. So when he saw that you had chosen to go with Mikey instead of him, he couldn’t help but feel a bit pained. He didn’t have anything to do now, so he just laid on his bed in silence. What could he do now? He had planned out an entire evening with you, but now it was all messed up. He didn’t know what to do now, except wait for you to come back. You were all he could think about.

“Hey, where’s y/n?”

Raph’s question startled Donnie. He wasn’t expecting to be bothered.

“Oh, they’re hanging out with Mikey.”

“But I thought you had plans with them?”

“Well…I did. Then Mikey got to them before I did. And now they’re somewhere with Mikey.”

“And you wanted to hang out with them?”

“Yeah…”

“I see. Did you have anything you wanted to do with them?”

“Well, I had something I was gonna give to them. But other than that, I just kinda wanted to spend time with them.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, idk…I like how they make me feel.”

Raph came in and sat on the bed, next to Donnie.

“How do they make you feel?”

“I don’t know how to explain it, but it almost feels like…I can be myself around them, and they don’t care. They’re…yeah.”

“Sounds to me like you have a little crush~”

“No I don’t. That’s absurd. You’re crazy.”

“Are you sure? This is a judgment free zone, you can tell me anything.”

“…”

“So?”

“Maybe…”

“I’m gonna take that as a yes. You know, I think it’s cute that you have a crush on them.”

“I guess, but…it’s weird. I want them to be happy, whether they like me or not, but whenever I see them having a good time with someone else, I can’t help but feel a bit angry.”

“Hm, I think I understand. You’re probably feeling a little jealous, no? But I think it's just your feelings expressing themselves.”

“I don’t know, I’m not good with feelings, even my own.”

“Well, I think you could solve all of this by just telling them how you feel. Get all of your feelings out, and things will work themselves out from there. All your pent up feelings are starting to cause problems.”

“What? No, I could never. They probably wouldn’t like me back anyway.”

“You never know until you try. Come on, it can’t be that bad.”

“Raph, I don’t want to right now…”

“I could help you if you want-”

“I said NO, Raph! I don’t want to! Leave me alone!”

Raph was taken aback, only now realizing what he had done.

“You’re right, I’m sorry. I’ll leave you alone for now, you can do what you want. I’m not going to force you.”

At this point, Donnie was so overwhelmed that he simply began to cry. The emotions had become too much to handle, and letting himself cry was the only way he could calm down. Thankfully for him, no one bothered him before he was able to compose himself, and return to waiting.

“Was it really that boring that you don’t want to tell me?”

“Well, I don’t know if you’d really want to hear about it.”

“I mean, whatever. If you don’t want to tell me, you don’t have to. I’m not going to make you.”

“Thanks. Uhm, I did have something I wanted to show you though…”

Donnie pulled out one of his new inventions. That was how it usually went whenever you two were together, he showed off his cool inventions and you admired them. This time, though, he had one to give you. It was a small device, and you weren’t quite sure what to do with it.

“Push in the little button on the bottom.”

You did as he instructed, and the device popped open to reveal what looked like a flower.

“It’s a little lily. I know they’re your favorite flower, so I, uh…made one for you. It's not alive, but that just means it will last for a long time. I even put in a scent emitter, so it smells like a lily, too. And it’s small enough to put in your pocket. Do you like it?”

You smiled.

“I love it, it’s so small and adorable. I almost can’t even tell it’s fake. I appreciate it, Donnie.”

Donnie smiled back. As you continued to admire the little machine, though, Donnie’s thoughts drifted elsewhere. Back to what had happened with Raph. He didn’t want to think about it, but this often happened when he had nothing else to do. As the thoughts flooded his head, his expression slowly turned from happiness to that of melancholy. as you turned back to thank him again for his gift, you noticed the solemn look on his face.

“Hey, what’s the matter? You okay?”

“Hm?”

“You look like something’s wrong. Is there something on your mind?”

Donnie knew the answer was yes. He wanted to be honest with you, to tell you what he was truly feeling in this moment, but he didn’t know if he could. But you had been honest with him as long as you had known him. It would be wrong of him to not return the favor.

“Well, yes, there is.”

“Do you wanna share?”

“As much as I want to say no, I would feel bad for keeping you in the dark about this any longer.”

“…about what?”

“y/n, I…I like you. And before you say anything, let me finish. I just…y/n, you’ve always made me feel happy. I’m not going to deny that fact. You’re so kind to me, I always feel that I can truly be myself around you. It’s nice, I enjoy that feeling. And so, that’s why…I have a crush on you.”

He had his legs up on his chair now, curled up in a ball, and he was avoiding eye contact. You walked over next to him.

“Donnie…that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Do you mind…if I give you a hug?”

Donnie shook his head.

“Thank you. You know, I’ve always enjoyed our time together, I hope you know that. You’re a good friend to me, and I care about you. So, if you want to…date me…then I wouldn't be opposed.”

Donnie looked up at you now.

“You really wouldn’t?”

“I really wouldn’t.”

Donnie hugged you so fast you were startled. He was happy now.

#lykaios writes #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donnie rottmnt #donnie x reader #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x y/n

[brigwife]

Children of the Red King, Charlie Bone and The Wilderness Wolf / The Beast: Part Two:

Remember kids: detention isn't just about having to spend another night in school - it's also about borderline abuse!

I love that Manfred has just become like the academy cryptid. And when I say "love" I actually mean I'm crying. My booooooyyyyyyy😢

A rat and a snake: the most unlikely of friendships 🤎💙 (yes i gave the boa eyebrows SUE ME )

bwahahaha Charlie's subtle savagery coming out there again! Though tbf, it would be unrealistic if all the endowed kids were also good at their subject.

I just had a thought though- Tancred must be SO HATED in the art department!! Every time he gets mildly annoyed, everyone's paintings would get blown across the room and their projects get knocked over. Tbh music wouldn't be any better because sheet music would be flying everywhere. Drama wouldn't be much better because it would disrupt the show.... yeah. Poor Tanc...

One day probably IS a holiday to Mr Weedon. I doubt he's had a day off for like 40 years. Holy shit that guy needs to look into his employee rights.

OH so like... the isles of scilly? Or the hebrides? I've always wanted to visit those. They're just so.... far away....

Such a big, scary journey for such a small, 12 year-old boy. Walking all the way to the OTHER SIDE of the street :(

I'm sorry but I really, really do not like Benjamin's parents. It's not like they're poor or anything. They're just downright selfish and frequently but their careers over the needs of their child.

Emma Tolly is autistic btw, and birds are her special interest 💚🐦

I do wonder actually if Bloors might have a higher rate of autism than normal schools - what with it being full of kids with artistic specialisations?

In reality, the aunts are really such goddamn awful terrible people. But why do they have to be so funny about it ohmyggod 🤣. It makes me love them so much. I don't care. I support women's wrongs 😌

FORREAL THIS WOMAN LITERALLY JUST SAID "I don't wanna look after my new step kids so I'm gonna dump them on a complete stranger" I'M SOBBING. Hey Mr & Mrs Brown - a word of advice: If you're gonna be a shit parent, at least be completely shameless and funny about it. Go big or go home.

"Julia dearest" JULIA DEAREST. 😭😭

She keeps saying "We're such good friends" lmao of course you are.

Charlie ur so dumb. EVERYONE knows girls LOVE animals. Disappointed to see Tanc and Sander are going through their teenage compulsory heterosexuality phase tho. They'll get over it. 😌

Yo Maisie we don't have rabies in this country. It's a rabies free zone since 1902.

I wonder how this rule is holding up in 2023 lol. I can see them being able to enforce this in the 2000s but... times have changed. Though I bet they still refuse to install Wi-Fi.

Oh but to be 12, and in love with a boy who doesn't like you back. Poor Emma - it's the absolute worst thing that can ever happen to a person, isn't it? I love how observant Fidelio is of such things though, bless him. He's such a real one. But maybe that's because he isn't constantly distracted with endowed drama...

Also good lord imagine being 14 and everyone you know calling you "Tasty Morsell". That girls psyche is gonna get fucked up.

YES!! I loved this whole scene! Angry mobs at city council meetings are the BEST!! So much fun!

ASAAAAAAAAA!!! 💔💔 Oh no he's becoming incredibly blorbo-shaped. I feel so bad for him really I do. And now half the city wants to kill him 😭😭

#charlie bone #children of the red king #the wilderness wolf #cotrk re read #the beast

[neoruby-loves-ut-aus]

First day of the sneaky Princess at Humans and Monsters Academy

James: Little sis and bro, are you ready?

Clara and David: Yes sir!! *talks to each other in minds since they can read minds like their siblings, cousins and their mother Sun and aunt Moon* I wonder who will be our first friend and which teacher we can prank on the fourth day

Sun: I read your minds kids, you might get caught and I don't want your father to be angry again.

Clara: But Mom, you're way more angry than him, nevermind, love you Mom and Dad, we're off to school 😁😁

Dream: Bye kids!!

*At the Academy*

Clara: Hi, I'm Clara! I'm new here!!

Random student: Wait.... isn't she the third daughter of the Guardian of Positivity?!

Another student: You bet and I guess that's her younger brother Prince David.

James: *in mind* Oh boy, here we go 🙁

Almost every boy to Clara: Princess Clara, please date me!!!

Clara: *speechless and confused*

David: Uhh, bro, where's Elys and others?

*then a blonde haired boy with blue eyes comes*

The boy: Hey! Give them some space!!

*the students didn't listen*

*the boy grabs Clara and David and runs to an empty classroom where no one can find them*

The boy: phew, at least they're gone. The name's Ryan Stevenson. It must be annoying to be surrounded by them.*in mind* This girl seems nice and wait...am I falling in love at first sight?!

Clara: Yeah....*in mind* he's kinda hot and kind tho.

David: *reads both of their minds* *in mind* I wouldn't mind her but we're lucky that James isn't here.

Ryan: You're my new classmate I guess because the teacher said so, we're gonna be late.

David: Ok, I'll just ask a random teacher.

*after a few moments when the class was started with the teacher introducing Clara*

Teacher: Students, this is Princess Clara, the third daughter of the Guardian of Positivity, Dream.

Random spoiled student: pfft, as if she thinks she is a princess than what I am.

Teacher: Gloria!! Enough of your self-boasting!! Apologies, your majesty.

Clara: It's okay ma'am, I'll get used to this life and I hope I can get new friends.

Ryan: *in mind* wow, this Princess is really humble as she doesn't mind sitting with common people like us.

*class lessons starts*

*after class when it's break*

Clara: Man it's so boring!!! I hardly slept when the lecture began!!

A kind girl: Yes, well my name's Eva Woods.

Clara: Nice to meet you, Eva.

*Gloria and her gang of spolied kids appear*

Gloria: Well well well, look who's here. The fake 'Princess' along with the weakling.

Clara: HEY!! WATCH YOUR TONE BRAT!! YOU CAN'T INSULT MY NEW FRIEND LIKE THAT!!

Gloria: Oh really? What you're gonna do? Well let's make a deal, meet me at the park after school.

Clara: Deal.

*the gang walks away*

Sofia: Yo!! You must be the new student!! I'm Sofia!

Clara: Hi Sofia! I'm Clara! Btw, who wants to join me now 'cause I brought an entire box of pizza!!

Eva, Ryan and Sofia: HELL YEAH!! LET'S DIVE IN!!

Gloria: *seeing her at a distance* I JUST WANT THAT PIZZA!! HOW CAN SHE BE MORE RICHER THAN ME?!

*after school*

Clara: So, I made friends with two girls named Sofia and Eva and a boy named Ryan.

Hermione: Wow, you made a lot of friends on the first day! Wondering how many friends you would get tomorr-

Gloria: HEY CLARA THE STINKY APE! I BET YOU'RE SCARED TO FIGHT HAHA LOL!

*her gang laughs and teases Clara*

James: *whispers* I think it's time to show them who's boss since we're far away from school.

Clara: Fine brat, you asked for it. *uses yellow magic on Gloria*

Gloria: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YO MY SOU-

*Clara levitates her and smacks her down to the ground hard in such a way blood did not fall but she can only feel tremendous pain*

One of the spoiled girls: What have done you freak?!

Clara: *summons her yellow fire like powers and threatens to use it on her* this is my final warning, get out.

*the gang flees in fear*

*at home they narrated everything and Sun and Dream were proud of their daughter*

*evening*

Clara: *alone in her room* *sighs*

*mutters* that boy was cute 🥺

James: *in mind* if my sister Clara has a crush on someone, that boy better be nice to her or I'll yeet him.

*meanwhile*

James: And that's how Clara's day went.

Star: uhhhhhh......

Alexander: That's kinda good not gonna lie. Oh someone's trying to flirt with Hermione and she seems uncomfortable.

James: WHO'S WHAT?! *overprotective brother mode on* *teleports away*

Twyla: Well it's kinda nice that she made friends with my original.

Elys: Yeah, welp see you all tomorrow at school.

Alexander: Same, bye!!

Humans and Monsters Academy belongs to @humansandmonstersacademy and @sofiathehooman

Dreamtale frans kids belongs to me

Star Sofia, Twyla Sofia and Dreamlevel belongs to me and @sofiathehooman

Elys belongs to @shayromi

Underlevel belongs to @sofiathehooman

Sun Frisk belongs to me

Dream Sans belongs to @jokublog

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[honeybeewhereartthee]

Crystal Hearts AU

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»»————-　i love you my flower　————-««

Aira look at the madness mansion that appear on the middle of the precious empty lot close to your place.

He look at the beautiful blue sky that brighten the world of fae as the sun have raise up again for a new day, a new beginning.

"Lock me up in my au? As if I would leave." He tap his feet on the floor as he look huge gate, to the lock on the front gate.

"The blood count between us. Is the same..." He mumble as he look at the lock. "Those two are asleep... This is annoying.. ." He frustrated bite his nails.

" Hmm... First. " He turn around a bit. A screen appear in front of him. He start to look the memory bank of everyone in this world, pressing the delete data of chaos and the event of the couple of days.

"I'm so nice. " He sarcastically says with a wide smile. "Oho?! " Suddenly a voice spoke behind him.

"!!!" he almost want to hit the person with his mallet but when he saw it was wataru he sigh.

"Wataru hibiki! W-what are you doing here..."

" Well, I'm very curious to see the owner of the mansion that suddenly pop out in the free lot, no one in the right mind won't miss the chance to see the owner of the place! Who might be the interesting fae who own it~?" The clown point at the fae that are looking at the mansion with curiosity, he even saw Hiiro Amagi waving at his direction with Tatsumi.

"... " Aira wasn't able to reply at that.

" And I'm looking for my cousin~ I come home and saw the house is empty! So little prince charming~ do you know where the wild child is? " While holding a dove that appear on his hand, wataru look at Aira. " Ah... Btw I heard a gossip! Does little prince charming still adore my cousin? " Wataru remember something that eichi told him a day ago.

"... " Aira cover his mouth as he grit his teeth. He knows what wataru going to say. " Is this about mc "husband"?" He glare at the floor unable to meet the eyes of your cousin and show the emotions swirling in his emerald eyes.

"Ahaha~ you do know! " Wataru chuckle as he seems to notice the anger radiating from the light fae. "Calm yourself, little prince charming. I don't mean harm when I start the topic! I'm just amaze to see a the greatest clown in the history ~" he point at Aira.

".... " Aira grip on his mallet tighten as he realize this fae just insult him. He take a deep breath to calm himself. He shouldn't lash out to your cousin.

" What do you want wataru hibiki?" He ask him. " If you ask me what I felt for MC would change from such news. It won't! I love mc! You won't understand it! No one will!"

"Oh my... what a scene your making... We should chat more privately, shall we~?" Wataru smile as he snap his hand, the two of them enter wataru small space. With tea cups serve in front of him, wataru seats cross legged on the other side of the table.

" Little prince charming. What do you really felt for my cousin truly love or sick obsession ~?" The clown chuckle at the hateful gaze the fae is giving him.

" What do you know? Such puppet shouldn't know anything... " The mad rabbit snarl at his direction.

" Beep! Beep! Such an ooc words of Aira Shiratori!" Wataru boop his nose. " Ahh... Aira-kun who loves sparkling idols turn to a twisted mess... Such a tragic sight... " The eccentric can't help but cry a fit of crocodile tears.

" What... Did. you. say...? " Aira eyes widen when he realize what wataru says. " You... " How did you know? ' he can't even ask that question when wataru start to laugh, in way he cant help but felt his being mocked.

"Fufu... Have you ever wonder... In all of turns... Each time the core fae was sent to the human world, from punishment or reasons. With memories of each turn or not. There's no way you can stop it..."

As Wataru point out the facts. Aira remember in previous turns. Aira isn't able to do anything. Even how sentient he is, he failed to stop it. Most of those reason, the person behind his failed attempt.

" You... " He glare at him. "Because of you..." Kohaku Oukawa have to meet mc....'

"Oh my! What a nasty glare!" Wataru chuckle and boob the mad rabbit nose. "Calm down. Little prince charming~ even how angry you are. What can you do~? Make me a past tense like before~? AHAHA. come on. I already seen it. Beside if you do it out of spit without hearing my reason... MC might realize, how you becoming like a dark fae in nature~ don't they choice you because your a nice white fae~?"

"...fine." aira took a deep breath. He don't understand this person at all. But if he heard him out... He will know what to mess with and plan things..

"Just so you know~ I don't condemned who's in [ love ] Or the fact you'll become mad, a saint or whatnot because of it. " Wataru point out. " Love is AMAZING, after all~"

"if you don't condemned it..." Why would you STOP ME? WHY WONT YOU LET ME STOP MC FROM MEETING KOHAKU!?

"we have our own roles in the story~ in this love story~ " sipping on the tea. He look at Aira's eyes. " I'm a matchmaker ~ and your the childhood friend~ sadly this story isn't meant to be childhood friends to lovers~

.

.

.

After all. Based on the rule of this world. Our mc is a core fae, a love child of a light and dark. Something that isn't allowed to happen in the first place... But there's another one like them~ a child of haft light fae and a human for a father and a dark fae for a mother. They are the closest to what mc is~ the closest who can understand their situation.

"Because even how you are their friend. Or even how I am their cousin. We only lean into the idealogy of one side. While kohaku leans toward both ~ but of course his nature is more of a human traditions."

*Crash.

" Don't. Tell. Me. Bullshit." Wataru chuckle as he saw the rabbit have went mad again as he flip the table and holding the mallet and was about to crush it to his head but wataru continue, quite bravely on his speech.

" Ah but it's not a bull~ it's just a fact~ you see~ originally if you marry mc in the tradition of fae... MC will die... A heart of a core fae is just made different after all~ it alone can reset the world~ the multiverse~ with the help of chaos. Won't be tainted by chaos or whatnot. Because the reason of being that "OP" is because it's for a tragic reason... a core fae is a unfortunate fortunate [ sacrificial lamb ] destined to give what's precious-- which for us fae is our heart for the world, to grant "the wish" of the old one. To survive a catastrophe.

But of course, MC will die without a heart... They only manage to find a plot hole in such rule when they created a "magi candy" but it's just a way to postpone it...

And there's where kohaku Oukawa come along~ if Kohaku and that child ever fall in love. Kohaku who's heart is made the closest to a core fae. MC will able to live~ if only kohaku meet them and gain attach and fall in love. The sequence of event would be good~

"Love" is powerful thing. It would make people do some drastic stuff, to be a hero, to be a villain --all for Love!!. Kohaku Oukawa if he manage to trigger a stigma or whatnot you and mc call it. It be more than perfect~ IT BE AMAZING~!! they can beat the impossible to share one heart. Because kohaku would lean to the part of his almost erase fae origin... His parents don't wish for his existence to be known you see~ or else he too would meet dare end.

"But of course you'll know as mc too is force upon such situations. --they Feed him since birth, a medicine. They were able to succeed their plan~~ but ALAS, THEY MADE A BIG MISTAKE-- FOR I. WATARU HIBIKI, REFUSE TO SEE A TRAGIC END TO BEFALL MY BELOVED COUSIN! For love!"

Aira look at wataru dead in the eye.

" YOUR NOT EVEN BLOOD RELATED TO MC!" he point out.

" Beep! Beep! The moment I first seen that child, related by long distance past or not. I will take care of them~ not because I wanna be a hero! Because I'm WATARU HIBIKI! Who will witness a good ending in this play!"

" beside if you know what I know, you little prince charming helped my plan indirectly~ how fantastic!"

" What?"

" Fufu... I will not tell anymore facts! It's spoiling you too much!" wataru pets aira head. " Besides even if that's the case. Neither routes end up as "happy- happy" end. " He softly smile.

"..." Aira cannot believe this person is dipolar.

" That's of course until I was amaze by your will for your LOVE! to be able to change what's supposed to happened as kohaku and MC are what supposed to be the plan. You manage to alter fate, your so called predestine destiny to Change and now it's a love triangle.

"You manage to give your existence that should weight as "best friend" to evolve to a dedicated and hopeless madly in love, love interest. Because of a wish. Indeed your love itself. But it's exchange you give away the so called emotion to hinder your goal. To gain a place, a role beside them, to fall in the madness thing called love... Such an amazing will..."

" Indeed your the greatest clown in the history that manage to make a clown out of the so called fate and gain applause and now your in the path you dearly hope... " As he said that, the space slowly turn back to the location where they were before, in front of madness mansion.

" Through do tell. Do you Love -Love my cousin or is it a sick obsession you called love? " As Wataru ask that. The gate open, revealing MC with kohaku tagging along close by.

Hiiro who saw Aira and Wataru disappear earlier worried stood on their side, with tatsumi and other curious fae. They wave at MC when they saw them.

" I... " Aira takes a deep breath. 'it seems that wataru hibiki don't mean harm, just pissing me off... But I...'

He look at Wataru before he went to MC's side, pulling them closer by the neck to a deep kiss in front of everybody.

-oh my...

- woah...

-jun-kun where's my 5000¥ I won the bet.

- seriously oshi-san... ?

" I Love MC!" Holding you close to him, Aira exclaim with a wide smile. "If you say, those two are meant to be. That's a crap. It's either no one will get their end. Or we have to deal with one another." He then look at the certain haft dark fae who is looking at him dead in the eye. " Like my flower said~ were stuck together! " He giggle as he happily hugs you.

"... Kokoko. We're stuck together indeed. " The young Oukawa chuckle. " You should sleep one eye open, Love-han. " he approached the two of you and hugs you from behind. Pinching Aira sides hatefully but Aira did the same too.

" It's you who better sleep with two eyes open, Oukawachi... "

As those two bickers, you look at your cousin who seems smiling quite fondly. You wonder what they chatted about when he and aira enter the space the clown own.

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2 more or 1 chapter left. It's more of the original story and other perceptive or pov.

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[dumbass-forever]

Hi everyone, nobody’s probably gonna see this but I’m bored so why not make it!

So I’m new to tumblr and have no idea how it actually works tbh lol

Anyways here’s a bit abt me

-I’m in middle school (American system except I don’t even live there) so yeah I’m younger than probably everyone on this app cuz I have the feeling everyone here is like 19 but who cares

- bcs I’m the youngest sibling of like 20 year olds and I skipped a year in school I always hung out with ppl who are way older than me so I’m more mature than the average middle schooler and it’s not just smth I say abt myself so seriously it’s not fake literally everyone tells me that and not like ‘OmG yOu’Re SoO MatUrE’ they say it in a serious way so don’t treat me like a kid pls it’s annoying

-I love anime, kdrama, K-pop (only listen to gg’s and like a few songs maybe from bg’s don’t come at me cuz I don’t want war but I don’t listen to bts), drawing and just music in common but yo I might be thinking I’m obsessed with the first 3 things in like an obsessive way but seriously I’m not and it’s not bcs I watch those that I wanna be East Asian so pls don’t judge me based on that

- I’m the youngest sibling of four girls (I’m also a girl btw) which sucks in my family and if my sister finds this I’m doomed but hey I already am (partially bcs they do know I listen to K-pop and she’ll hate me when she know so I hope she doesn’t see this lol) (this is just for my sister so if you’re not her you can skip this ☺️ yo dude don’t disown me or smth for that it’s just songs and it’s on my fyp so what do you expect from me to ignore it anyways literally none of your business and I WILL hit you like you hit me if you get mad at me)

-I’m Muslim so for all the other Muslims Ramadan Mubarak but a month early

I honestly have no idea what else to say abt myself but if anything comes up I’ll just add it later

As I said I don’t think ppl will actually see this but if anyone does and someone gives me hate just know that I rlly don’t care abt it

Also if anybody cares to do so can somebody explain this app for me like can I save things like on Pinterest or do I just wat h the post and like? Also very important this sentence is made when I clicked on the pencil thingy after posting this, how do I make a new post cuz I don’t see the button for that? I probably sound very dumb rn but who cares you’re right I am. Things like that I guess!

Hope everyone has a nice day!

#probably a dumbass for making this #idk what I’m doing #don’t let my sister see this she’ll kill me #hate the youngest sibling life #also sorry for possible bad English it’s not my first language #introduction #first post #new #tumblr

[emersonfreepress]

Yo wassup, it's ya boi Spanish pet name anon back at it again with more random mc facts. (is this cringe-enough yet? good.) ((this is just an info dump, so please don't feel the need to read all of this shit, lol))

More random info bout my babe:

(Kinda political, I guess? seriously, you don't have to post this if you don't want to) Spent a year and a half in juvie for "Attempted Arson" after helping burn down a superrich alt-right Nazi dickhead's poolhouse. My boy had just turned 14, and the only reason they got caught was because one of the kids in the group he did it with ratted him and the others out.

Unsurprisingly made friends with other baby anarchists while in juvie and still tries to keep in touch with them once he got out. (kinda political over, lol)

Moving onto something a little less (or more depending on the person) polarizing.

(religion CW) He's an ex-catholic, and I see him as coming from a religious background/family. Never really liked the whole fire and brimstone, repent or die spiel he grew up having to listen to. The only things he really appreciated about his religion were how pretty the stained glass windows the old church in his hometown had and, as he got older, the really buff angel statues/paintings. Does get nostalgic when he hears the reverberation of organ music. Still has the little gold cross baby necklace he got when he was baptized. (religion CW over)

The only person he could really relate to in his family was his mother's sister, his Aunt Isobel. Always looked up to her because of how much of a badass she is. (I could honestly talk about her for days, lol.)

Speaking of his aunt, she was the first person he ever came out to. He initially never really labeled his sexuality, but he'd later feel comfortable falling under the pansexual and demiromantic labels as he got older.

He's also nonbinary! He was never bothered being called by the pronouns he was given at birth, but being called "son" or "boy" didn't really fit right. He's always felt that his agab shouldn't get to dictate and define what he calls himself.

I could go on and on, honestly, so I'm just gonna stop here, lol! If you are interested in hearing more about my boy, let me know! Also, let me know if this is annoying as fuck, and I'll stop!

Anyway, I hope you're having a good day and that you have a lovely weekend! ❤😊

well i mean "alt-right" is a newfangled 2010s term made to sanitize contemporary Christian fascism to the general public... but like anyway 😆 i digress lol i know what you mean here. the anarchist scene in Emerson is tiny lol good job on them for finding some fellow babies somehow

This is what I'd call Super Headcanon-y since MC's family has always been pretty secular 😅 But coming out to their aunt makes total sense!! I legit might make that a background option for queer MCs, it's that correct and good.

I don't mind this btw! Took me forever to publish it, but I do love hearing about people's New Kids 🥰

#lovely anon #new kids #family talk

[raamitsu]

Yo. Hope you are getting better. Fevers are quite annoying so I would recommend drinking lots of water, and taking medicine. I guess since TR ended I started to get back into genshin and jjk and tried to read gokurakgai which is good but I still like going back to TR (especially letter from baji). I might pop in more with other things to say so watch out hehehe.

have a great rest of day + get well soon

Yoo~

Tbh I’ve constantly taken a lot of medications but it might’ve come off overdosed so I refrained myself from taking them for now haha but anyways thank you for your concern and advice. I’ll take note 🙏🏼😷

It’s actually great to have some series that we can go back to after we have put them aside for awhile (to focus on a specific series) but it may be hard to find one that we can collectively discuss with occasionally. TR (and AoT) are a special case for most of us. Not saying other series aren’t good but I personally don’t find any interest to talk about them. Regardless I adore it when people share their perspective cuz it’s necessary to understand a story from the other side of mind.

For now I’m trying to get back to Bleach, Tower Of God, JJK, and MHA manga. I read Gokurakugai too btw!!! 😆 I need December 2nd to come quickly 😩

I wish you a great rest and health as well and also be safe wherever you are now <3

#ur ask has been answered <333 #thank you again for your concern ♥️

[feuqueerfire]

Island Part 1 Live Blogging

I didn't watch anything last week because of being overwhelmed and busy for the past 10 or so days but finally I'm ready to once again start a new show when I should be studying.

My main reason for watching this is really just Cha Eunwoo because I miss seeing his face. People seem to really like his character and say his acting improved so I'm even more excited. I wanted to start Korean sff shows anyway so might as well start here even though I got spoiled for a biiiiig thing that happens at the end of S2 and also people's reactions have been like good but not great.

Ep 1 (Mar 14)

ah they're toast

oh they're not speaking Korean

hello my beloved Eunwoo

i never know whether to trust this type of old man who is the lady's father's butler man and is some sort of mentor to her as well

oof the wedding dress monster killed and ate someone?

isn't there gonna be a fuss about the dead body

ah so the lady is a reincarnation of the woman in the white dress who previously died? and the man is the one who's been living at Tamara since then?

olden times Jeju - the guy was a child and was forced to become half human half demon. where's the other kid who became that way too

oh bulter sir where are you going and what did the student see?

lol we already saw the man being selfish and self-absorbed so that's not doing anything for me but ig he's also gonna become a demon now? also i originally thought the assistant who she told to look into those two men was him but ig it's a different man

A pretty meh first episode tbh

Ep 2 (Mar 14)

damn they really did this shit to the children

beautiful beloved Cha Eunwoo <333 I am very fond of him

oh the bulter mans is Miho's protector

the slug things are so fucking disgusting

these action scenes are so boring because they go on for too long, I don't care enough about Miho, it's only ep 2 so I know she's not gonna die or really get hurt, and the immortal guy is gonna come save her each time like bro move on why are the action and chase scenes so long

yknow I find Miho endearing when she's praying to God, Buddha and being nervous to go to sleep and her nervous mannerisms when the man in the dark comes to her room and I think it reminds me of Saras played by Ae in PS I Hate You

actually she's endearing when she's trying to get Van to sign the contract

damn is Van the one who killed Miho in her past life

also pretty meh for me, I don't care about the action, but I'm glad to see a bit more of Eunwoo and also I'm starting to be endeared by Mino

Ep 3 (Mar 14)

why the fuck is there a domestic abuse plotline fucking hell It's like I gotta either watch women being terrorized by men or turn to watch BL where they also sometimes treat women as evil caricatures like I can't

fucking hell and blackmailing her with her nsfw photos too I actually am so fucking annoyed why can't I fucking watch just a fantasy show

this is so fucking sad bro

I love Yeon-ji already

if Yeon-ji or Suryeon actually die or anything I'll be so fucking mad btw

(Linguistics) ahh I love Johan tryna get away with using banmal and referring to Miho as chingus but being shut down lol can't wait to hear him say noona

I don't care about the romantic hints toward Miho and Van whatsoever tbh

(Linguistics) please the way Miho is all wide-eyed and belatedly adds the -yo when she asks if he's really a priest

Johan is so cheeky I love him

Suryeonnnnnn if Bujille does something to her I'm gonna kill this show

nah the better save suryeon

the failed exorcism was pretty cool

This ep finally picked up. I'm glad we get our characters around each other now and some interesting things have started to happen beyond just "oh monster chases Miho and Van saves her." Most of all, I love Johan being daring and cheeky and beautiful and fun and eager.

Not a super big fan of female suffering due to an abusive boyfriend and threats of nudes/nsfw photos being leaked though like I wish it was just something else.

3 eps in a day oof

Ep 4 (Mar 15)

oh was the light-haired guy the other half-demon from the old days

omg the big devil tree-looking monster being maneuvered by Lee Suryeon

I know it's supposed to be funny that Johan was choking while Miho and Van were arguing but :) I dislike such incompetency and callousness for the sake of humour like first of all Johan was trying to help Miho, second of all we're supposed to think Van doesn't gaf but it's not like we're supposed to think Miho is like that too considering she's trying to convince Van to save Suryeon - so it's annoying that she has no worries about Johan

It's so fucking boring that we're on episode 4, both Van and Johan get to do cool action things and even if Johan gets caught, he can hold his ground for a bit with his cool sword, while Miho has yet to even improve in her hiding/escaping/running away techniques despite already being good at fighting and training. If she was at least able to get through to Suryeon with kindness or whatever, that'd be like something but she can't do that either and yells for Van constantly like okay I'm bored

well okay at least she got to speak to Suryeon and I guess some fucking light inside her made the Benjulle disappear

Ah Johan is so irritating when dealing with Van, ah so endearing

oh van calling upon Benjulle again for Suryeon's revenge

heh Van and the Gramma testing each other are so cute

did Johan leave the shrimp croquettes for Miho or is he just gone to the bathroom and will find them gone lol

I don't fully understand why Johan's doing this with Van? to test his strength? and also he wants his name? Edit after reddit thread reading: Someone said he wants to bring out the demon so that he can see if Van can control it enough so that the prophecy of him killing Miho again will come true or not. He left the shrimp croquettes so that she'd be busy eating those and not come looking for the two of them. that makes sense.

oh this is how Van had previously killed her. by his demon side coming out and stabbing her. oof Johan what have you done

A more interesting episode. I wish we got to see the weirdo abusive ex being ripped to shreds at least a little bit or maybe his dead body since we got to see Suryeon's bruised face and her vulnerable photos.

The Johan and Van fighting was pretty cool, one of the action sequences that I thought was actually fun because it involved things more than just chasing or saving Miho.

Also, I'm at least glad that Miho's rich and has connections because otherwise she'd be so fucking useless but then again, she's pretty useless with it too. She didn't seem to give a fuck when Yeomji first came to tell her that Suryeon was being abused, so I didn't think the 'empathy and kindness' would be her forte the way it is for so many female leads but then after she saw the state Suryeon was in, she did start to care more. I thought her having money would mean maybe she could actually get revenge for Suryeong but in the end, Van had to ask Bujille for help. Miho can't save herself which is irritating still 4 episodes in especially when she's been shown to know how to fight but she also can't help Suryeon much despite her status and money. What the fuck can she do by herself then except whatever pureness is inside her and whatever the prophecy will dictate?

I wish we got better-written, more interesting female characters. Yeom-ji is interesting so far, maybe she'll appear more later

Ep 5 (Mar 15)

blocked by own arm is expected

oh our affable Johan has shaking hands

I love the horror aspect of the tourist murder and organ extraction, please have more scary things

Miho fr went outside by herself in the woods after 1) the Dujille incident and 2) the Van incident? girl you are generally useless, why would you fucking do that

oh she's tracking Van's phone

Miho sounds stupid as hell with the "you promised to protect me and you did :>" like at least make her be like i believe you will overcome it or like something that doesn't sound so naive

and i wish they didn't have a romance because it doesn't make sense

pls not all the girls following behind Johan because he's so beautiful and he's relishing in that for sure oh this priest

Johan's a priest right, he likes girls fawning over him but he's not gonna fall for Miho right? I don't want another romantic line

Suryeon and Yeomji are fr best buddies, so cute I love them T.T

omg give me Johan backstory right now

so the Fox Demon is extracting livers until he finds 'his' and is aided by the evil half-demon? and then sometimes sliced up?

so this is Johan's brother at current time?

Guntan is the other half-demon

no but what exactly did that call that Johan got tell him? that they can't find his brother yet?

we're spending too much time at this orphanage and thinking about what Johan would say to his brother, so I... somehow doubt they'll actually get to meet oh no

girl this is so lol like Sujin's fiance probably gonna die and Johan's brother probably gonna die

like first of all after the lust demons have nearly killed her multiple times + Suryeon's lust demon infested Bunjille due to it trying to Miho, I feel like Miho should have enough brain cells to be like actually don't come near me

oh the husband died but at least Johan got to meet his brother; though he may die soon too who knows

Ep 6 (Mar 15)

more Johan and brother backstory

oh they're adopted by white people who have a sick child.... omg

they're gonna fucking do something to the kids T.T

I don't fully understand what happened but did they try to get Johan's brother's liver for their sick child? is that why he was sick also before they took Johan away? but why was Johan also clutching his stomach and blood on his shirt? Did the operation with the older sibling and white child not work so they tried it with Johan too? Is this white sick child the one searching for the liver now as the Fox Demon or smth? or is it Johan's brother since his liver would be missing, though that doesn't quite make sense with what happened with those other people that the brother worked with right?

ah the siblings are having a heart to heart but uhhh I feel like the "let's stay together" yearning of Johan is not gonna be long-lived

oh fuck the brother is so definitely working for Guntan or something rip

oh did Wonjeong betray Guntan and Van somehow? or accidentally betray them but Guntan believes she did it on purpose?

oh beautiful stag? reminds me of Shadow and Bone

why the hell on earth would Miho leave her friend at the funeral crying alone like

I so don't give a fuck about Van and Miho irritates me

oh the brother Chan-hee can't remember killing those people while he's a lust demon?

ah fuck Chan-hee asking Johan to kill him T.T

bro first I felt emotions for Suryeon and now Johan T.T poor guy

filing a teary Eunwoo on his knees looking desperate for later when I'm not feeling sad for him and he's not a priest

ah fuck desperate, desperate Johan but the lust demon wants to kill Wonjeong/Miho

poor fucking Johan really having to kill his brother

my beloved Johan nooo T.T

wait a second were there scenes after the title card each time?

oh Guntan has a fucking cult

oh what the fuck my beloved Yeom-ji T.T

Also, the thing that Chan-hee was getting and saying "It's not mine" is probably kidney and not liver lol I thought liver because they said that's what the Fox Demon stole but Chan-hee was not that.

Overall Thoughts:

The main female lead was whatever, wish she was just good at something. Whether it be at fighting demons (understandable that she isn't), was fighting back via kindness and empathy (I'll be forever floored that she's apparently feeling soooo much for fucking Van while her reaction to being told about Suryeon's situation was like hmm whatever just tell the cops), actual power due to her status/wealth/connections (but she couldn't even fucking put the abusive ex behind bars and couldn't keep her promise to Suryeon to get revenge for her and then dared to be like 'hmm idk how I feel about this' when Van got him killed), or her smarts (miss girl kept going everywhere in the woods by herself, including in the dark; she couldn't tell her friend to not come to her at night like this). She's not the worst ever because she can still stand up for herself and she has personality but I mourn that they've written her like this. I also just hate that the only other girl we've paid any significant attention to was Suryeon and I had to see her go through an abusive relationship; why can't we get some cool suffering, why do I have to see girls and women be tortured at the hands of men in this way every time?

Van is just fucking boring and I don't care. He's kinda cool but like he's not fun or interesting or endearing or tunning at my heart strings (except him as a child when he was being abused as he was trained T.T)

My beloved Johan <3333 Cha Eunwoo was my main reason for keeping an eye on this show since I watched True Beauty and was into Astro for a few weeks. He did so well <33 I liked his charming, cocky, beautiful character who was so intrigued by everything going on as if he really was 20 and curious about everything but also I liked his apprehension when it came down to it. The storyline with his brother was so T.T He had him for such a short time and it was so sad seeing him trying to do everything to save him and yet having to kill him in the end.

Also curious to see the evil brother half-demon Guntan and his sidekick niece Yeom-ji. They're both pretty cool compared to our 2 main characters. The Certified Noonas were talking about how cool Guntan is and all I could think about was "So, what if he's the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he's active in the community." because mans is really active and murderous and a cult leader.

I wish the show flowed better in terms of the sequence of scenes and pacing and the main characters were more intriguing.

Rating: 6/10

#island #ep by ep commentary

[burningthegallows]

i have a lot of reasons to fucking hate jk*, first and foremost of which is her rampant absolutely bullshit misogyny and transphobia.

but the one that always pisses me off, the one that really gets me, is the gd epilogue. that fucking piece of bargain-bin status quo rubbish, that maintaining the patriarchy bit of faff—in a fucking kids’ book, get the fuck outta here with that noise. no novel with an anticipated audience of half a billion, aimed at children, should end with the 16/17 yos getting married and churning out 2.3 babies named after dead people. 

the epilogue is some patriarchal bullshit that she scraped off the bottom of her shoes one day and thought, in the true spirit of Diogenes, ‘behold, a moral.’  

but the most annoying thing about the epilogue — the thing that always, always irks me off — is that i get it. that was the scene that she wrote first. it was that scene that she was writing to over the period of a decade (shit did it really only take her a decade; why does it feel like the wait between books 4&5 was at least that long?). who hasn't accidentally sat down and written the entire structure of a novel (that you’ll never finish), just to get to one astonishingly perfect, visually extant scene from your head onto the page.

(is this still common knowledge btw? im so hot and cold with hp fandom these days; it will always be my favorite sandbox, but it’s very different today than it was when I was cutting my teeth.

*leans back in rocking chair* back in my day, jk* defended her epilogue (which, btw, was also largely understood as a deliberate attempt to undermine fanfic authors with the 19 year gap; she had a virulent relationship with fandom authors) by saying that it’s the first scene that ever came to her, fully formed, and inspired her to write the book. 

nonsense. if it is true, which i hope it isn't, let's just all be grateful to the editors who pulled her manuscript out of the trash, dusted it off, and cleaned up that spare bit of carbon. if it’s not, lets just keep on keeping on: knowing and loving the characters she gave us, who would also fucking hate her bullshit. aaaanyway...).

i wouldn't want to change it either. 

but then again, i’ve never led an audience of millions down a path where the moral is: “if you allow things to needlessly repeat, the nazis will come back. prejudice and bigotry are parts of contemporary society, and should be fought against. TO A POINT. but not to a point where the status quo should be disrupted.” 

At the end of the day, her moral was nazis = bad* *except in circumstances where defeating the nazis might disrupt the heteronormative, cis-gendered lifestyle of the GD WIZARDING WORLD.

A morally bankrupt woman wants to write adult books, but can't, so tries children's. She starts a series with her bad guys as the nazis and then spends a decade backtracking, nail biting, justifying, waffling, in an attempt to introduce nuance. we don't want nuance with the nazis. nuanced nazis are still nazis. 

#jk* wank #just fucking fuck her #and fuck the epilogue #and fuck transphobia #and fuck her again for accidentally becoming her big bad in book 5 #best antagonist #accidentally self insert #a caricature of her self twenty years and one billion dollars later #jk* tried to maintain the status quo that made her rich #but she forgot the bend of progress #i mean she's still worth a billion dollars #so there really is no justice in this world #but eventually she'll die #??? does that make anyone feel better #nuanced nazis still believe in a prime people and a fascistic government #can't we leave fascism behind? #fred weasley is in the audience screaming DRAAAAAAAAAGHER #by morally bankrupt i do not mean evil---this is important #what i mean is that she's never spent the time and energy to consider the moral implications of her existence on a shared earth #and thus really shouldn't have an audience of half a bill imho #personal opinion but if you are not mature enough to consider the cause and effect of your own actions you are not mature enough #to be responsible for all those young minds or whatever #also old minds old minds are also involved and frequently stupid #i know making decisions is scary but when you let them make all the decisions for you that's when the nazis come back #whoops jk* called it #hopefully she'll be wrong about 20 years in the future as well #but #lol #probs not #have a rumination on writing when you know the end but have no beginning middle or climax from 19 years previous

[chradi]

Time for a little anarchy

#technoblade #yo btw I might be annoying in the coming days #so I suggest you blacklist dream smp #and maybe minecraft also #unless obviously you like that shit #dream smp #mcyt #my art #I saw animations and now my brain has been replaced with worms im so fucking sorry #100

[cheesus-doodles]

Hey, time leaper anon here! I just came back from getting my upper lobe pierced, Kinda painful but not that painful compared to my outer conch. I just thought of Toman's darling (who is a saint btw bless her heart) who got her ears pierced for the first time (or getting a tattoo or both, you decide) without telling anyone? You can add Izana or spme Tenjiku members if you want. (You're getting me simping for Izana and I'm kinda tempted to do so) - (Time leaper anon)

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time leaper anon, you always seem to manage to catch me when i'm actually working on your time leaper darling fic - hopefully your piercing went well! oof i never had my ears pierced cause im deadly scared of needles, but that sounds neat! also welcome to the Izana simp club - happy to have you :D

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No matter who you show your new piercings to, be it your Toman founder friends or your Tenjiku executive friends, their first reaction would always be shock and horror - not that you had your ears pierced for the first time, no far from that. It was that you didn't ask them first whether they were okay with it - you going ahead and making your own decisions without consulting them? What next? No longer needing your friends to keep you safe from the big bad world and all its stranger dangers? You becoming independent enough to leave them behind?

If you show the piercings to your Toman friends, be prepared to be absolutely mobbed by them, all of whom are currently in the middle of an existential crisis. I mean, you probably could predict that they might be a little upset that you hadn't told them beforehand and let them vet the piercing shop and accompany you there, but you hadn't thought their reaction would be this severe. Kazutora and Baji would be full on crying that you hated them and that you wanted to leave, Mikey would be latched onto you and refusing to let go, and even Draken and Mitsuya would look visibly annoyed. Pah would eventually get to the annoyed phase, it's just taking him a bit longer to process what was going on.

The whole day would be spent soothing and cuddling and pampering in an attempt to calm your friends down, apologies would flow freely as you promised that yes you swear that you won't hide secrets from them, yes you would ask them before you did anything so major again, and no you hadn't even thought of leaving them nor would you ever leave them. Get a disappointed boink on your head by Draken for all the anxiety you caused - definitely have your pierced spots carefully inspected by both Draken and Mitsuya to ensure that they were done correctly, before getting a earful about how to make sure it doesn't get infected.

But the mood suddenly does a 180 and all the boys are clammering to choose earrings for you. Those who do wear earrings (Kazutora, Draken and Mitsuya) of course want you to wear a copy of their designs, while the other three who didn't (Mikey, Baji and Pah) would rather you wear what they chose. Torn in every direction is an understatement, and you will probably end up having to rotate about six different sets of earrings to keep everyone happy, usually wearing matching earrings with your Toman friend that has a one-on-one with you that day.

As for Tenjiku, Izana is more torn between being upset and being excited - on one hand, you making your own decisions without asking his opinion? He would have said yes anyway, so why didn't you come to him? Already sent the other executives to beat up whoever that dared to pierce your ears for you without his say so, and maybe just burn the whole shop down while they'll at it, but of course you never find out. On the other hand, this boy is excited because now he could make an even clearer statement about who you belonged to. No questions asked, Izana immediately drags you to his place and helps you to put on a matching set of earrings to his, and that's the only set of earrings you'll be allowed to wear from now on.

Izana does not hesitate to pull out every last stop to make you feel bad that you didn't run your idea by him first - watery eyes, whimpers, sleeve clutching, turning away when you try to comfort him, muttering that you hated him and that you wanted to leave him to die all alone like everyone else. Enough to make your gut wrench and you just bundling him into your arms, running your hand through his hair and apologizing again and again, promising that you weren't ever going to leave him out in the cold like that again. Izana will absolutely pop by unexpectedly to check if you were still wearing his earrings - sometimes just flinging open your classroom door in the middle of class for a surprise visit and inspection, though this usually ends with him staying for the whole day, cuddled in your lap and asleep.

Definitely a smack to the back of the head from Kakucho, albeit a light one, with this boy simply stating how if you had gone to a bad place and gotten an infection - then what? And that you should have come to them so that they could bring you to a reputable ear piercer. Still teaches you on how to keep both your piercing and your earrings clean to prevent infections. Koko falling apart at how cheap the piercing was and how shady the place you went to was, and that he didn't get to spoil you by taking you to a branded shop for your first - first - piercing. Ran and Rindo instead opting to prod you about whether it hurt worse since they weren't there to hold your hand and let you hide your face in their chest like you always did when you were scared.

You do secretly change your earrings out to match whichever of your Tenjiku friends you were hanging out with, but only if neither Izana nor Kakucho were there because you didn't want to get the other executives into trouble.

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #yandere tokyo revengers x reader #yandere tokyo revengers #ran haitani #rindo haitani #kurokawa izana #ran haitani x reader #mikey x reader #kokonoi hajime #baji keisuke x reader #rindo haitani x reader #sano manjiro #izana x reader #koko x reader #tokyorev x reader #tokyo rev #tokyorev #baji x reader #kazutora x reader #yandere platonic toman #cheesus answers

[smutty-ki113r]

Yo I have been crying a lot today. is...period time. V-V i am super dysphoric (I'm agender btw) and my cramps were awful today. I feel a lot better now tho.

I just wish i had a boyfriend who'd either comfort me (*cough* toby) or fuck me real good when i am on my period(*choking on spit agressively* jeff pls-)

also for any other afab ppl is it weird to not mind having a pussy but hating ur boobs?? Or am i just being a hypocrite?

Anyways I am simping too hard for jeff and toby today like wth. I need to stop-

-🃏

Awww bb, i completely understand. Bein nonbinary and all I tend to feel more masculine yet act more feminine?? When I’m on mine I also get super dysphoric, and YES bro. You are not being a hypocrite in any way, you are so so valid. I also hate hate hate having boobs, man it gets so bad, and even with my binder or two sports bras I get like all bleh. On top of hating the body I was born with god gave me the worst period cramps in the world. I cant eat the first day and I literally feel like Im about to die. So i completely completely get it.

DONT INVALIDATE YOURSELF// also what pronouns do you prefer to go by, so in case i dont mess up.

Side note: y’all ever mess up your own pronouns are just go 😑

Here’s your lil lil for the day:

“IT HURTS SO MUCH” you whined, rolling around on the bed with a heating pad firmly pressed against your stomach. Scrunching up your nose and trying to fight the pain away.

“Do you need me to reh-heat the p-pad? Do you want some water? Are you hungry? Can I get you some medic-“ Toby was rambling, waving his hands around to list the things he thought you might want. You stared at him, tightening up your hands and letting them go to distract.

“Toby I just want you, maybe some cuddle-“ without a second to pass he was by your side, wrapping his arms around your waist to hold the pad for you. Nuzzling your face into his neck you grumbled “that feels better” you told him. Maybe he was a bit cringey, humming the “little Einstein’s” theme song over and over again because he couldn’t think of anything else.. or maybe it was adorable.

You couldn’t hold back a smile, your face brightening even more when Jeff came barging in. “HOW ARE YOU FEELING” he raged, his hands in fists as if he could fight your cramps for you. Toby stopped singing, knowing Jeff would either tease him about it or laugh.

“A little bit bette AGH!” You cried, biting your lip as a wave of hurt washed over you. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck” you chanted “not good”

Jeff was impatient, feeling helpless that he couldn’t do anything. Crawling over to you on the bed to hug you from the opposite side of Toby. Kissing your neck softly as he whispered cute little sayings into your ear…well…some of them were cute. “It’s all gonna be ok” he started “soon you’ll be back on your feet” he continued, “i love you so much, promise I’ll stay”… and then the “uterus if you can hear me I’m going to destroy you” which you were about to tell him wouldn’t really help but you heard Toby start singing- with words this time.

“Pain p-pain go away come a-again another day” rocking you side to side. Jeff deadpanned at him with a sour expression, staring at him with wide lidless eyes.

“No idiot, don’t tell it to come back” he started, engaging in a little bickering where they mocked eachother.

At least it was distracting, but it did get annoying after a while. You just wanted peace and some level of quiet. “GUYS STOP” you said “it hurts enough as it is, don’t kill my ears too”. They both mumbled a sorry and continued to hug you tightly. “I just wish I wasn’t born in this body, at least without a uterus” you whispered in longing.

“Awww babe, you’re real in our eyes” Jeff started.

“Yeah we don’t see you as a girl, or a guy or with any gender” Toby added.

“Gender is shit, who cares about it anyway” Jeff said. “Fuck gender”

“Yeah fuck g-gender” Toby said.

“Fuck meeee” you whimpered.

“I mean…you could have just said that” Jeff said, a new look in his eyes, a bit more…dangerous.

“Guys???” You said, backing up onto the pillows as they approached you like animals in heat. “Guys?!”

#creepypasta #ben drowned #slenderman #creepypasta smut #ticci Toby #jeff the killer #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer x you #jeff the killer x y/n #jeff the killer creepypasta #ticci toby x y/n #ticci toby x reader #ticci toby x you #ticci toby headcannons #🎏 #♣️

[devildomimagines]

Request: How the Demon Brothers React to a Very Competent Caretaker MC

The prompt: MC has to take care of lots of siblings back in the human world. Not, like, 6 or 7 siblings, but TWENTY-FOUR!! MC can multitask like no one’s business and can easily take care of any problem that might arise with their siblings. MC is great at taking care of others and enjoys it. The hang-up is that when they come to Devildom, they suddenly find themselves with a lot of free time and aren’t really sure how to fill in those gaps since they were always dedicating themselves to others.

Anon! Your message was so sweet but I was having technical difficulties writing the post as an answer so I decided to just make a separate text post. Btw, your great-grandmother sounds like a total badass, what an inspiration! I hope you don’t mind my work around for the technical issues and I hope this lives up to what you were looking for!

Edit: I wrote this for the formerly Undateables as well, check it out here.

Belphegor

As the youngest he doesn’t completely understand but he does love his family (even if he doesn’t always show it).

He is kind of amazed with how competent MC is and how easily adaptable to the needs of him and his brothers.

He’s kind of selfish so oftentimes he abuses your nurturing nature.

After the events in the attic, Belphie does worry you’ll hold it against him, even subconsciously. You cut the tension one night by saying, "You can't kill me, I've survived my little sibling trying to play violin with a chainsaw!" The mental image makes him laugh.

Belphie would be the best brother to consult with if you want to learn to be a little selfish yourself. It doesn’t have to be a complete personality overhaul but there is value in knowing what you want and making those wants known to others.

While taking care of so many siblings, you never had the opportunity to take naps and he is offended! But secretly loves that he gets to show you the joys of a nap.

Beelzebub

Beel loves taking care of others, just a very loving boy. The two of you get along like peas in a pod. 

It’s very easy to fall into old habits around him because he has a personality that makes you want to care for him.

Since he’s so strong, he does fear hurting you by accident. You let him know, “I don't fear pain, I do my school homework upside-down while on a ladder changing the lamp." While it doesn’t totally extinguish his fears, the thought of that total body workout intrigues him enough to distract him.

If you want to fill some time, he would love to have you join him at the gym or come see his games.

Physical fitness and nutrition are fundamental to taking care of yourself and Beel would be the demon to go to to learn more if you’re interested. 

Also, I’m sure you would agree but cooking is a form of love so if you enjoy spending your free time baking and cooking, Beel will follow you around (for the treats lol). He’s said it before, if you know how to cook then he wants you to stay by his side.

Asmodeus

“Treat yo self” is his guiding principle. He is your demon to teach self-care.

If you’re looking for something to do, part of your time can be filled with his routines for skin care, hair care and mental health checks.

Casually you mentioned one day, “"Me, go to sleep? I'm the oldest sibling, I don't sleep, I worry with my eyes closed!"

“MC! You need to get your beauty rest!” He countered. I can imagine that he basically drags you to Belphie to figure out how to sleep better.

Although he has a lot of knowledge to offer, you are quick to pick it up and help him in braiding his hair out of his face or gently applying a face mask.

The fun part of learning from Asmo is that there’s always some new beauty product to try and he loves having a buddy to try it with. 

Satan

He’s amazed with everything you can do. He asks you to teach him how to do things he watches you do flawlessly.

He’s definitely curious to hear about what it’s like living with so many siblings, 6 seems like too many sometimes so 4 times that is completely unknown to him.

Satan was helping with some homework and suggested tackling an easier assignment first, you challenged him with, "Don't underestimate me, I managed to make a toddler spell pneumoultramicroscopicssilicovulcanoconiosis!"

He laughs as he confirms he wasn’t underestimating you, just trying to offer some guidance for efficiency.

You need something to pass time? Satan has enough books in his room to literally last your lifetime.

He can help you find any kind of book, simply let him know what you would be interested in and he probably has a suggestion.

Leviathan

He’s drawn to you and at first he doesn’t know why. Later he realizes it’s because you’re so good at listening where his brothers usually just ignore him.

Games and anime are a great time filler if you’re interested, he’s got all the best recommendations.

It might be tough to get into first if you’re not used to binge watching a series or gaming for hours on end.

When he apologizes for possibly annoying you with his rants you assure, "You can't annoy me, I've endured eight rebellious teenagers!"

I could imagine that you’d resonate with slice of life animes as an introduction to the genre and possibly adventure games with a good story would catch your attention.

Even if you’re not totally invested, he enjoys your presence since you’re not dismissing his interest.

Mammon

Listen, he’s a good older brother! Some of his personal decisions are questionable but he’s dependable when needed.

Definitely king of random interests so your well-rounded abilities are actually well suited to keeping up with whatever past time has piqued his interest this week.

Mammon would probably be confused when you see something during one of his shopping trips that you clearly want but refuse to buy. Eventually he builds it up enough (like the demon on your shoulder whispering in your ear lol) that you do end up getting it.

What you had first dismissed as Mammon being materialistic, you slowly come to realize because of him that you can surround yourself with things that bring you joy and so your days are filled with happiness.

He can get reckless so he appreciates your protection from Lucifer’s punishments and hides behind you like some of your siblings did at home.

He protects you too though! He stands up for you and points out things that are unfair to make you aware. 

Lucifer

Oldest sibling comradery from the get-go.

You’re both very responsible individuals and when you join forces, it’s like nothing is impossible.

He’s the one you go to the first couple weeks when you find yourself with free time. He’s sure to have something to be done to help fill the newfound free time.

Over time he comes to rely on you but he’s worried he’s overworking you with the tougher assignments. You made sure to remind him, "I have no difficulty with this task, I'm the oldest of twenty-four siblings!"

Lucifer recognizes your competence and he excels at boosting confidence and pride so don’t think you are not immune to that.

The more time you spend with him, the more you develop a stronger sense of self-worth and self-determination. He practically gushes pride at the sight of you defending yourself and claiming the value of your time near the end of the exchange program.

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #my writing #anon requests

[astrochemstry]

oooo hello! how about writing dating headcanons for dazai osamu? 🙈

YO I love ur leaving for a trip HC omg thanks for requesting

probably bad bcs I feel detached from myself today buT YEAH HOPE U LIKE IT

Character: Dazai

Warnings: Mentions of Suicide bcs dAZai

Navigation

When you first meet:

“D OU bLE SUIc IDE???”

Yes

Anyways

I mean i think he does that at first

Talks for a bit but forgets u after a while lmao

But when he sees u again, idk doing whatever you like with a smile and feeling happy

He just goes “wow cute smile”

Is constantly thinking about u afterwards

“dAZAI DO UR WORK!!!”

“Haha cute smile”

Ok tbh i think Kunikida would find out first

Tells Dazai hes in love

Dazai is !??!?!??!?!??

Kunikida--though he didnt know Dazai was from the mafia-- he's smart, I think he'd pick up on subtle changes of mood, he'll feel the room's vibe turn into a cold tension, not so different with Dazai but he doesn't know the intentions of  his sudden mood changes, as if he doesn't know how to handle his emotions

Cough cough

Look he may seem like he doesnt care but he dOES

So he helps Dazai!!!

Kunikida is a romantic no i don't take criticism for this

Dazai does remember something you like though, maybe youve been eyeing this item or you like these flowers, this book and etc

So he tells Kunikida, they buy it, Kunikida wants him to wrap it, he uses bandages

sMACK

Jk he was just joking around that time, probably gets something thats your fav color or design and stuff

So the day comes when hes gonna give it

He actually brought a balloon where he drew something like a cat idk you choose

I think he woudnt know what to say? He prob goes “hey” agGRESSIVE GIVING AND LOOKS AWAy

Ofc he glances a bit to see if u like it

U do ofc

Whether you ask why he gave u this or not, he goes

“I found out you liked that so i bought it for you”

Pls do the asking out here

When u do

“!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

Stops being quiet and starts gasping, fake fainting, dramatic poses that stuff

To be real?? He felt anxious like damn what if he made a bad impression?? What if its not good enough?? whAT IF HE LOOKS BAD??

Look this guy, he overthinks too, hes just that good at hiding it

But ofc he accepts the offer who wouldnt

And that concludes your first meeting and going on a date

When Dating:

This guy is the best

Why?

smOOCHINg

Surprise huGS

CUPPING EACHOTHER'S CHEEKS

And as I said before,, cH E e k KIS SES!!!!

yo I think you guys would ride those supermarket carts

Yes in the store but

You guys don't play safe, you guys take riSKS

and no you guys didn't ride the cart without getting caught

Kunikida bailed you out lmao

And as I said in that pamper s/o hc, this guy

Yes he loves getting pampered tbh

But at the same time, hates it?

Not like annoyed, mad, not hate hate

He just doesn't feel like he deserves it

But reassure him pls!! Boyo deserves lots of love

When you guys first kiss or you do smthing affectionate

he's so surprised

He's just ?????!!!!!!!!!!??????

like yeah for a split second you'll see it but he can get himself seem like he's unfazed

But bro,,, bro… I swear,, he just wonders sometimes how he got someone like you

Another thing he does is

ShOW OFF

If you don't work at the agency, he'd bring you from time to time and just show you off lmao

*Loud sigh* "DaZAi" sMACK

And of course we can't forget our Kunikidad I mean Kunikida

Everyone is surprised except for Ranpo and Kunikida

They love you btw you're very sweet heh

Anyways, You guys I think,,

You guys just sit together

Park bench, couch, whatever but you're watching the sun set or something pretty

And you just, sit. In silence. Enjoying eachother's presence yk?

Also look, I think he has topics he found out through a newspaper or the internet and he just researches about it and is literally passionate about it

Ask him about it and he'll just, he won't stop talking until hes told you eVERYThing

Would also be surprised if you remember a thing or two-- or even start getting into the topic too!!

He'd be so excited because he has someone to talk to about it

Now when you get more closer, yk the relationship is now months or years old

He'll open up

This is Dazai Osamu, remember that, it's hard to read this guy and nobody really knows what he thinks unless he says it

So be patient with him, it's worth it seeing his vulnerable side

Meaning he trusts you that muchh

When he opens up, he never expects he would tbh? He never thought he'd find someone he'd open up to (like Oda)

And his past with the Mafia?

Tbh, I think he wouldn't bring it up? Like, he's afraid yk?

He doesn't want to ruin something good, he doesn't want you to think he's the same person as before

But I think you'll find out either way, either some Port mafia mission happens and you just happen to see it or whatever coincidenctal scenario

Though, he might uh avoid you when that happens

He's just afraid yk? Overthinks the whole thing and is scared but he keeps up the same persona to avoid concern and suspicion

But hey, you know he ain't the same person and he's working hard to be a better person--

You guys talk about it and now you're both okay

I think I just ruined the whole request by making this that long but yeah!! That's all I got for today

#dazai headcanons #dazai x reader #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bsd headcanons #dazai osamu headcanons #dazai osamu x reader #h e lp I forgot how to wr I te

[krizaland]

Yandere Zim X Male Reader? There isn't many out there, and I sort of had a song in mind if you would like to listen: Rory by Foxing.

You got it, friend!

Be warned: There are themes of unrequited love, wasps and a graphic depiction of wasp stings ahead!

Here's the song that was used btw

From the moment he met you, Zim found himself captivated by you.

From your gentle eyes to your kind soul, Zim found you utterly fascinating.

You were nothing like any of the other humans! You weren’t ugly, and you didn’t even stink!

You may have been friends with Dib but that didn’t stop you from sticking up for him whenever Dib tried to expose him!

At first, Zim decided to use you as a good source of information as well as a way to keep up appearances without drawing too much attention to himself.

However, the more time he spent with you, Zim started to feel…strange to say the least.

His PAK would spark around you and his squeedilyspooch felt like it was tied up in knots!

“Computer! What are these HORRIBLE feelings inside of me?! What has that Y/N-human done to Zim?!” Zim demanded as he pointed to the ceiling.

“WELL….UM…”

“C’mon spit it out already!”

“WELL IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE…”

Zim’s jaw hit the ground.

“WHAT?! ME?! IN LOVE?! WITH A HUMAN?! IMPOSSIBLE! Preform a full body bioscan!”

Zim’s computer sighed as a few mechanical tentacles wrapped around Zim.

“SCANNING…SCANNING….”

After a few minutes, the tentacles retracted,

“BIOSCAN COMPLETE. NO ILLNESSES DETECTED.”

“N-No! No! This can’t be! No invader can even experience love! Especially not for the enemy! What am I going to do?! ARGH! Computer! Create an antidote for my love illness!” Zim commanded as he tugged on his antennas.

“UM THERE REALLY ISN’T A CURE…”

“LIES!! Surely there has to be some way to get rid of these HORRIBLE FEELINGS!” Zim wailed dramatically.

“WELL…THERE IS ONE WAY TO GET RID OF THEM..”

“What are you waiting for! Tell me! Tell me the solution!!” Zim demanded as his voice quivered a bit.

“THE ONLY WAY YO GET RID OF YOUR FEELINGS IS TO ASK Y/N OUT..” The computer lied

“WHAT?! YOU WANT ZIM TO DATE THE ENEMY?! ARE YOU INSANE?!”

“Nyeh!”

Zim’s tirade was interrupted by Minimoose.

“Stay out of this, Minimoose! This doesn’t concern you!”

“Nyeh!”

“Aww! It’s sweet that you care about your master but don’t worry, Zim will be fine!”

“Nyeh!”

“Eh?! Ask Y/N out on a date to keep up appearances?! Never! didn’t I already make it clear that was a bad idea?! There’s no way I’d possibly show that kind of weakness to the enemy. But what if…”

Zim hummed for a moment as he stroked his chin.

“I’ve got it! I’ll ask Y/N out on a date to keep up appearances! Yes…I’ll simply use these feelings as a way to appear more normal so I can continue my mission!”

Minimoose was a bit annoyed but happily encouraged his master

“Nyeh!”

“I think you’re cool too, Minimoose! Now then, how to woo Y/N…Maybe one of those love note thingys.” Zim muttered to himself as he begin typing away at his keyboard.

After a few minutes of typing, Zim cracked a wicked smile.

“Excellent! With this loove note there’s no way Y/N could possibly resist my proposal!”

Zim burst into maniacal laughter as he printed the note.

“Now all thats left to do is deliver it!”

“OOOH!! OHHH!!! CAN I BRING THE NOTE TO RACECAR?!!” GIR squealed as he reached for the note.

“No GIR! I’m not going to risk this note getting damaged because of you!” Zim snapped as he snatched away the note.

GIR did like that answer.

He let out a loud shriek and threw himself to the ground.

He begun to kick and cry as loud as his voice chip would let him.

“ENOUGH! You may deliver the note to Y/N!” Zim grumbled as he held out the note.

“YAY!!!!!!!”

And with that, GIR grabbed the note with his mouth and flew off with it.

“Ugh, I better make sure GIR doesn’t ruin all of my hard work.” Zim huffed as he threw on his disguise and followed after GIR.

It wasn’t long before GIR managed to find you.

You were sitting on a bench in the park next to Dib, who seemed nervous about something.

“Dib? Are you ok? You’re acting kinda…twitchy”

“Twitchy? I’m not twitchy! Heh! It’s just um…the air! Yeah the air is really cold today!” Dib lied as he rubbed the back of his head.

“Dib it’s almost June. It’s like 88 degrees out here. What’s really going on?” You pressed as you gave Dib a sympathetic look.

Dib looked down at his feet and took in a deep breath.

“Ok, I’ll tell you but you have to promise you won’t be grossed out by me.”

“Dib, you’re my best friend! Not even hunting the most disgusting cryptid can make me grossed out by you!” You reassured with a chuckle.

Dib took in another deep breath as he turned to face you

“Y/N, I know we’ve been friends for like a really long time now and….well….”

“Well what?”

Dib swallowed thickly as he tugged at his shirt collar

“I think I might want to be more than friends!”

Dib’s words flew out a mile a minute before he clamped a hand over his mouth.

“Wait?! Are you serious?!” Your eyes lit up a bit.

“Gah! I knew this was a bad idea! Just forget I said anything!” Dib whimpered as he buried his face in his hands.

“No no! I’m actually really happy you told me that, Dib! Because…I want to be more than friends too!” You reassured as you put a hand on his shoulder.

Dib looked up at you and blinked in shock.

“Wait? Really?”

“Yes really! I’ve actually been wanting to ask you out for a while but I wasn’t sure if you felt the same.” You admitted sheepishly as you rubbed the back of your head.

“What?! You had feelings for me this whole time?! And you didn’t even- You know what? Who cares? All that matters is that we both feel the same about each other! Right?” Dib still seemed a bit skeptical.

“Exactly! That’s the spirit!” You cheered as you threw your arms in the air, smacking poor GIR out of the sky.

THUMP!

SPLOOSH!

GIR fell face first into a puddle, soaking Zim’s love note.

However it wouldn’t have mattered whether or not the love note was in tact. For Zim had witness the entire exchange between you and Dib and was devastated.

He let out a pained chuckle as he grabbed the soggy note from GIR’s mouth.

Zim was about to confront Dib when-

BONK!

THUMP!

Zim had walked right into s tree, causing a wasp nest to fall right on his head.

Zim let out a blood curdling scream as the wasps begun to attack him from all directions!

Soon he began to run amok, with more wasps trailing behind him!

It wasn’t long before Zim managed to make it back to his base.

Two robotic arms came down from the ceiling,

POP!

They pulled the wasp nest off of Zim’s head and chucked it out into the front yard.

Zim let out a pained groan as his grotesquely swollen face throbbed with wasp venom and glowing green pus.

The robotic arms carefully peeled off Zim’s disguise and another arm carried him down to his lab.

After a refreshing chemical shower, Zim’s face had returned to normal!

However, while his face had healed, his feelings were still in shambles.

He picked up the note and went back up to the kitchen.

Zim sunk to his knees as he shakily held the soggy note in his hands.

“I wrote you a letter, asked my robot to send it but it took to the sea before you could’ve read it…”

Zim’s grip tightened on the note as a few tears trickled down his cheeks.

“Retreated to snow capped waters of the unknown. Extracted my soul straight from my body! but glowing and red…And I swear that sweat would envelop your arms if you broke down and held it!”

“I swear I’m a good man-“ -Zim took in a heavy breath- “-I swear I’m a good man…”

Zim sniffled a bit,

“So why don’t you love me back?”

He looked down at the note in his hands.

“So why don’t you love me back?”

Zim let out a deep growl as he chucked the soggy note into the window.

“Instead of twisting up words you just say there in silence! In wind burnt homes sighing rays from a sunset!”

Zim rose to his feet and stormed towards the window.

As he peeled the soggy note off the window, he couldn’t help but notice that the wasp nest was still in the front yard.

“And all I could hear was the sound of the wasp nest, my head made a home for the hum of the insects!”

Zim took another glance down at the soggy note he had peeled off the window.

“But my hands shake and shudder at the mention of half written reasons we’ll only be friends!”

Zim’s fist curled around the note and punched the window.

“I swear I’m a good man…. I swear I’m a good man…”

Zim squeezed his eyes shut and let out a sob

“So why don’t you love me back?”

His hand slid down the window.

“So why don’t you love me back?!”

Zim threw the soggy note to the ground and stomped on it

“So why don’t you love me back?!”

He threw his head to the ceiling and shrieked

“So why don’t you love me back?!”

He clutched the sides of his head and wailed his plea once again,

“So why don’t you love me back?!”

Zim melted back down to his knees.

“So why don’t you love me back….”

A louder sob racked his body as Zim felt his world crash down around him.

How humiliating.

He was Irk’s finest invader! How could he be so wounded by one pitiful human?!

No, pitiful wasn’t the right word to describe you. In truth, Zim felt that handsome was a better fit.

Despite how devastated he was, Zim still couldn’t stop wanting you.

The need for your love sparked a fire deep within him.

The fire burned violently throughout Zim’s body! Pulling him out of his depression and making him more confident than ever!

Zim wanted you for some much more than appearances!

He wanted you to be his and his alone!

By taking you away from him, Dib had just made the biggest mistake of his life.

Zim let out a thunderous maniacal laugh as he raised his hands to the ceiling!

He put his disguise back on, grabbed a blaster, and hopped into his Voot.

“Prepare yourself, foolish Dib-monkey! I am coming to reclaim what’s rightfully mine! You shall rue the day you took Y/N away from Zim!”

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