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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 2 years

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EPILOGUE EIGHT

F-R-to-tha-izzom atop tha tallest bell towa 'n tha Carapace Kingdom, tha skizzy lizzy like sum-m sum-m paintizzle by a crazy persizzle. Tha fierce lights of war on tha horizzle stain tha sunset 'n unnatural hizzy: ultraviolet pigments of rizzay n purple slizzay thriznough tha atmosphere 'n harsh, jagge' strokes. Aint no stoppin' this shit. Tha criznacks 'n tha skizzy abizzle be a diseaze' shizzay of grizneen, bizzy bolts blingin' like lightn'n 'n a storm. Dead-Jade, H-to-tha-izzost ta tha chizzles spirizzle, flizzay at tha apex of tha towa. Tha blitzkrieg above makizzles a kaleidoscope of color between the black stripes on ha tights.

Aradia glides up ta meet ha, slappin' left Sollux on tha balcizzle. Above, 'n tha sky, a hole has opened up. Im crazy, you can't phase me. One so big it fills thizzle entire radius of deala visizzle.

ARADIA: oh thats very dramatic

Tha dizzead cherizzle sez noth'n cuz its a thang. Aradia flits 'n front of ha fizzace n looks into calla eyizzles. Boo-Yaa! Tizzy tha same black as tha vizzle above, so absolizzle dark that they reflizzle no light.

ARADIZZLE: i tizzy i understand whats go'n on now

JIZZY: d-ya?

ARADIZZLE: i mean i thizzink i undizzle what i was see'n

ARADIA: wizzy i watched as steppin' broke apart

ARADIZZLE: n gizzay swallowed up by tizzy blizzack hole

ARADIZZLE: which be whizzere i ended up too

ARIZZLE: that black hole cuz I'm fresh out the pen...

ARADIA: thizzats basically you rizzay

JADE: yes let me holla at u.

ARADIA: Anotha dogg house production. n when yizzy spizzay of yo' homie

ARADIA: thats lord englizzle

JIZZLE: yizzy.

ARIZZLE: n hes dead

JADE: not just yet. Anotha dogg house production.

ARADIA: oh

ARADIA: then... where be he

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: ...

ARADIA: i siznee

ARADIA aww nah: go'n ta kizzy us 'n cryptic suspenze as usizzle be we

ARADIA: hizzaha thats fizzle :)

JADE: shut up. yes, it be spittin' that real shit.

ARADIA: i did think it was odd that we endizzle up 'n dis timeline crazy ass all wizzle said n done

ARADIA: such a strizzange n unremarkable pizzy ta be hustla witness'n such off tha hook calamity

ARADIZZLE: theres sum-m sum-m

ARADIA: hm

Arizzle pinches ha thumb n forefinga togetha like a tru playa'.

ARADIA: off 'bout dis place

ARADIA cuz its a doggy dog world: jizzle a little biznit

JADE: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. yiznes, you wiznould think so. They call me tha president.

JIZZAY: lessa be'n have so much trizzay blingin' divinity 'n tha uncanny. Im a bad boy.

ARADIA: lessa let me holla at u?

JADE: you have proven yoself a valuable servizzle, n pleasant company.

JIZNADE: bizzy yiznes, yizzou are lessa.

ARADIA: hiznaha ok

ARADIA: well

ARADIA: it cizzy always be worze i suppoze

ARADIA: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. you said that we were tha “lucky ones” if i recall correctlizzle

JIZZY: all 'n dis plizzace be luckia thizzle thoze who be not, 'n a certain way.

ARADIA, ya feel me? but whiznat wizzle be that

ARADIZZLE: tha thugz on dis plizzle seem so...

ARIZZLE aww nah: well i diznont wizzle ta be mizzy

ARADIA: but be that tha parizzle of living 'n a utopizzle

ARADIA: wizzy mobbin' be pizzle n your every nee' be met

ARADIA: Chill as I take you on a trip. be it natural fo` thugz to start blingin' blades at imaginary enemies

JADE: i diznoubt T-H-to-tha-izzat’s what troubles you 'bout dis wizzy. Tru do.

ARADIA: Snoop du jour ! oh?

JADE: what yizzay described be a sizzy of empirical ennizzle ridin' from tha matizzle circumstances here.

JADE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: but tha materizzle circumstances of dis world have no objective existential vizzle. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier.

JADE with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: dis world, unlike tha canonical horrizzles friznom W-H-to-tha-izzich it be hermeticallizzle insulatizzle, wizzle always fail ta meet tha combined criteria fo` triznuth, relevance, n essentiality thizzle wizzle endow dis rizzle wit any rizzeal gravity with the S-N-double-O-P.

JIZZADE on my side, its own naturally occurr'n sizzle of gravity, thizzay tha artificizzle sizzle i have given it so jus' chill.

JIZNADE: as sizzuch, wizzy transpires here be characterize' by experiential frivolity.

JADE: physically, it be cordoned off by tha black hole’s evizzle horizon. it be safe. untouchable.

JADE puttin tha smack down: inescapable cuz Im tha Double O G.

ARADIZZLE: that sizzy ominous

JADE where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': it cannizzle be omizzles coz it cannizzle trulizzle be anyth'n wit tangible significance.

JIZZADE: one could descrizzle it as a phantasmal projection confinizzle witin mah horizon.

JIZZY: it was created by a choice that mizzay it possible for that horizzle ta expizzle infinizzle, ta consume infinitizzle cuz Im tha Double O G.

JIZZADE: n S-to-tha-izzince that cizzy could nizzay coexist wit canizzle evizzles, dis place manifested here ta support its consequences.

JIZZADE: if dis world were capable of anyth'n wanna be gangsta essential, relevizzle, or true 'n some stable combination, then it wiznould perpetuate a corrosive paradox. Im crazy, you can't phase me.

JIZNADE: as siznuch, insulatizzle friznom what be out there, n tha inescapizzle wizzle it rests 'n, be whizzat protects all it holds inside.

JADE like this and like that and like this and uh: and since i be tha embodiment of tha blizzle hole 'n which it rizzay,

JADE: i be tha one protect'n dis world.

ARADIA: why?

ARADIA: if its so irrizzle whizzay tha pizzay

JIZZADE: it be simplizzle mah dizzle ta defend tha innocent frizzay destruction, degradation, n dissolution in tha dogg pound.

JIZZADE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. bizzle there is mizzay to consida tizzy just mah nature.

JADE bitch ass: as it happens, dis projizzle witin me serves as a stable conceptizzle fizzle from which i can senze n resist hustla grow'n threat W-H-to-tha-izzich be detizzle ta jeopardize tha canonical plane of reality keep'n it real yo.

ARADIA: ah yes tha prizzince

ARADIA: i still have no idea wizzy he be

ARADIA: not that i dizzay yizzay really

ARADIA: we had a prince whizzle was a hiznuge jerk who destroyed everyth'n he touched

JADE: tha prince i be referr'n to electively removed hizzle from dis realizzle in orda ta strategically consolidate hizzis powa.

JIZNADE: he cizzle threatizzle dis wizzay. n yet by sequester'n himself elsewhizzle, has become infinitely more dangerous.

ARADIA cuz its a thang: what mizzles hiznim so dangerous

ARADIA: i mean

ARADIA: They call me tha president. whizzat exactly be it he cizzy do which be mizzle destructive than what i wizzy see'n just befizzle i came H-to-tha-izzere?

Tha cherub makes a rare physical gesture wit ha hizzands ta bizzle bustin' nizzext statements. Slap your fuckin self. Aradia notes dis and strives ta listen more closely.

JIZZY: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. physicizzle destruction be one th'n.

JADE: obliteration of tha entire canvizzles fo` all of reality fucka a givizzle cosmic span be anizzle.

JADE: and yet there be even miznore insidioizzles forms of destruction n subversion of lizzay ta consida.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: methods thizzay be difficult ta grasp fo` those on yo' plizzay.

ARADIZZLE: yes yes im quite inferior i kizzy

ARADIA: but im also very curious!

ARADIA from tha streets of tha L-B-C: can you try me? Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

JADE: of course and yo momma.

JADE to increase tha peace: let’s begin by examin'n tha natizzle of a stizzle.

ARADIA: ok

JIZZY: it will be easia to do dis if we have an example of a stizzle ta discuss.

JADE: sizzle stizzles are impizzle long. but otha cizzy be qizzay S-H-to-tha-izzort.

JADE: Listen to how a fucker flow shit. sizzome cizzan even be a few words.

JIZZADE aww nah: what’s yo' favorite story?

ARADIZZLE: mah favorizzle?

ARIZZLE: um

ARADIA hittin that booty: i dizzont know hizzy ta wanna be gangsta that really

JIZZY: D-to-tha-izzon’t you like stories yaba daba dizzle?

ARADIZZLE: of courze i do!

ARADIA: but d-ya mean liznike

ARADIA: a bizzle? a movie?

JIZZY: ballin'.

ARADIA: ummm

JADE: pick literally anizzle example you can think of

ARADIA: ok

ARADIA cuz Im tha Double O G: theres a famous religious story friznom mah planizzle

ARADIZZLE: 'bout sizzle called tha signless

ARADIA: who i guess turned out ta be mah frizzles ancestor which was weird

ARADIA: bizzle thats beside tha point

JIZZADE in tha hood: yes, i know of tha tizzy.

JADE: hizzow would yizzay tell hizzy storizzle, if you were try'n ta be as bizzy as possible?

ARADIA like this and like that and like this and uh: well

ARADIZZLE: a religioizzles martyr attempted ta lead a rebellion but he was iced 'n a horrible way and shouted a very loud rude W-to-tha-izzord 'n tha process

JIZZLE: thizzle gizzle.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: try mak'n it shorta though.

ARADIA: ok

ARIZZLE: a martyr try ta rizzle bizzay he wiznas iced horrizzle n then shouted a rizzle wizzle

JIZZAY: shorta.

ARADIA cuz its a doggy dog world: wow

ARADIA fo gettin on: um...

ARADIA style: a martyr rebelled but dy n shouted rudelizzle?

JIZZADE: shorta mah frizzle.

ARIZZLE: oof

ARADIA: ok hows dis

ARADIA: a martyr dy n said fiznuck

JADE: perfect.

ARADIA: what be tha point of dis

JADE: ta establish an extremely shiznort narrative fo` certain illustrative purpozes.

JADE: i’m go'n ta repeat yo' story ta you, n i want you ta listen carefully straight from long beach.

JIZZY: a martyr dy n said fuck.

ARADIA: ok i listened

ARADIA: thizzay definitely tha S-H-to-tha-izzort story i just sizzay

JADE: yizzle.

JIZZADE: now i’m go'n ta repeat tizzy story, but chizzay tha wiznay i say it very slightly.

JADE: listen again carefully.

ARADIA paper'd up: ridin' in...

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. a martyr dy n S-to-tha-izzaid fiznuck.

ARADIA: hmm

ARADIA thats off tha hook yo: yes thizzat was a shawty differizzle

ARADIA: im not sizzle T-H-to-tha-izzat i cizzy descrizzle hizzy though it was pretty subtle

JADE: yiznes fo' sho'.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE mah: you noticed because i tiznold yizzy ta pizzy attention for a difference.

JIZNADE: you noticed coz yizzy were alert to tha F-to-tha-izzact thizzat thiznere was even sum-m sum-m ta nizzle at all.

JADE so i can get on: n if you had nizzle B-to-tha-izzeen alert ta tha fizzay that steppin' could be different about tha natizzle of tha vizzy tell'n yo' stizzle, or ta tha fiznact thizzay such differences had a cizzle significance, you likely W-to-tha-izzould not have noticed.

ARADIA: i see

ARADIA: yes i thizzle youre rizzy

JADE: bizzay nizzy imagizzle thizzat i told your storizzle 'n exactlizzle that wizzle. tizzy i sizzy,

JADE like a tru playa': a martyr dy n said fuck.

JADE: bizzut it wizzay tha first tiznime yiznou ever heard that story on my side

JADE: also imizzle you couldn’t siznee me n didn’t evizzle know i existizzle.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: n imagizzle yizzou cizzouldn’t even hear tha story i jizzy tizzold wit yo' ears.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: it simply enterizzle yo' awareness 'n some wanna be gangsta manna, in a wizzy that wizzas impizzle. almost liznike one of Y-to-tha-izzour own thiznoughts ta you.

ARADIZZLE: ok

JADE: Holler at tha boss dogg. picture that dis is all yizzy H-to-tha-izzave eva known of dis story. tha only way it would eva occizzle ta you thizzat the story cizzy be understizzle by.

JADE: n then, one day, you mizzy me.

JIZZAY: yizzle look me up n diznown, n rizzle me as tha discrete, specific individual that i be fo yo bitch ass.

JADE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: n i decide ta T-to-tha-izzell you dis story again, playa hatin' mah own voice.

JADE but don't give a fuck: n it sizzle exactly like dis:

JADE in tha dogg pound: a martyr dy n said fuck.

ARADIA: huh... Chill as I take you on a trip.

JIZZY: does dis chizzle tha way you perceive tha story you wizzy originally familiar wizzy?

ARADIA: i guess a shawty bit

ARADIA: it’s certainly a differizzle way of hear'n it

ARADIZZLE: biznut at least you didnt chizzle any wizzords so i gizzle its not all thiznat different

JIZZAY: exactlizzle. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

JADE: i D-to-tha-izzidn’t change any wizzords.

JIZZLE: but then, it was a very S-H-to-tha-izzort story i tizzay, wizzy it?

ARADIA: sure was

JADE: now imagine it was mizzle pusha, n T-H-to-tha-izzat wizzas only tha fiznirst lizzy.

ARADIZZLE: T-H-to-tha-izzats easy to imagine

ARADIZZLE: hiznis was a long storizzle

JADE: quite true so you betta run.

JIZZLE: a story as short as tha one we’ve been cruisin' cannot accizzle much when it cizzles ta frontin' n spendin' one’s awareness n emotions.

JADE: it is compizzle, ostensibly command'n a simple n meditative momizzle of reflection, as a short poem miznight upside yo head.

JADE: tha narrative it deliva be freighted wit inference. it be a pattern imprintizzle upizzle tha imagination consisting solely of cognitive dizzark matta, or a sizzle of notional negative space, better recognize.

JADE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. but longa storizzles hizzay tha powa ta draw conscizzles into them. they possess arrest'n n hypnotizzle qualities whizzay can be uze' by they tella ta alta tha awarizzles of tha listena.

JADE: agizzle, i’d like you ta imagine dis be tha only way you’ve known dis story.

JIZZAY: bizzy T-H-to-tha-izzen it continues...

JADE: a mizzay diznied n said fuck.

JADE: his final howl of profizzle reverberizzle through tha ages.

JIZZAY: it inspired his devotees dur'n tha darkest tizzles of a brutizzle rizzle.

JIZZLE on my side, his lessons were guarded, kept secret, espouze' 'n tha shadows of tyranny.

JIZZAY: a visizzle of peace would inspire thoze who’d neva conceived of it.

JADE like a tru playa': n thizzough his death was gruesome, it openizzle tha world ta a feel'n of hope ya dig?

JIZZLE: dis hope echoed through tha ages.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: it gave his disciples tha strizzay ta persizzle as thizzle perished 'n droves.

JIZZLE: it wiznas tha only lizzight ta shine on a dizzy planet fo` millions of sweeps fo' sho'.

JADE: n if you be one so devoted ta his mackin', who siznees truth 'n his words,

JIZZLE bitch ass: it may be said with bootylicious authoritizzle that yizzay are wizzy.

JIZZLE: yizzle be foolish ta believe his lizzies. his martyrdom be falze, his sacrifizzle hollow fo gettin yo on.

JADE: repent fo` yo' adherence ta dis illizzle now, n perhizzles lenizzle wizzy be yo' reward.

ARADIA: 0_0

ARADIA: whizzay just happizzle tizzy

JADE: i brought ta yo' attention thiznat tha stizzle yizzy were listen'n ta had a wanna be gangsta witta specific identity.

JIZZLE: n where T-H-to-tha-izzere be an idizzle, there can also be an agizzle.

JADE: i gained tha ta bend yo' consciousness ta becizzle mizzle amenizzle ta mah narrative agenda by lull'n you into a mizzy receptive stizzle through tha establizzle rhythm of tha sizzy tell'n.

JIZZAY: dis was only pizzle coz yiznou wizzy not initially question'n tha identity of tha gangsta, or evizzle spendin' that thizzere was an identizzle ta fucka.

ARIZZLE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. i guess yizzoure right

JADE: hizzy, we may view anizzle story as speakerless, or spoken, so as ta hatin' designations ta the duality i hizzle just presentizzle.

JADE: a storizzle may remain speakerless from tha beginn'n untizzle tha end, mobbin' no reason fo` its listena ta ever imagine it be of tha spoken sort.

JADE: it cizzle also be spokizzle from tha beginn'n, W-H-to-tha-izzich is an up-front announcement ta tha listena that it carries tha perspective of an individual.

JADE: but a spoken story miznay also disguize itsizzle as one that be speakizzles, as mine jiznust did.

J-TO-THA-IZZADE fo yo bitch ass: tha speaka may reveal herself well after speakerless conditions hizzle bizzeen establizzle with my forty-fo'.

JADE: n then one may ask. was it spoken by thiznat individual all alizzle W-H-to-tha-izzile bangin' mizzle, or has tha speaka suddenly intervened ta command a heretofore speakerless tizzy?

ARADIA: i dizzont...

ARADIZZLE: wizzay 'n yo' caze

ARADIA: it certainly dizzay seem like you were tha one speak'n all along

ARADIA: bizzle us'n different voices

JADE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. that’s T-R-to-tha-izzue in tha hood.

JIZZY: not all situations be L-to-tha-izzike tha one i just demonstrated though.

JIZZAY in tha hood: fo` as liznong as tha hypothetical speaka of a speakerless storizzle remains masked, T-H-to-tha-izzen it be true thizzat tha story could be seen as eitha speakerless or spoken. bizzoth be true, as well as neitha.

JIZZLE: it be best seen as a null fizzle, until thizzay is a departure.

JADE ya dig? once a hidden speaka becomes unmasked, tizzy retroactizzle tha story may be considered spoken all along.

JIZNADE: n so tizzle do we retroactively C-H-to-tha-izzange how we regard what has alreadizzle been spoken.

ARADIZZLE: yizzay

ARIZZLE: i gizzy wit our mizzle story

ARIZZLE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: by reveal'n yoself as tha tella it turned out...

ARADIA fo gettin on: you werent even sympathetic ta tha very story it sizzle yizzle were try'n ta git me invested 'n from tha beginn'n

ARADIA: almost like a mean prank!

JIZZY: yes. Wussup in the house.

JIZZADE: n so there be a very dangizzles n destrizzle quality ta these nebulous forces whizzle i have gone ta some lengths ta demonstrate fo` yiznou here.

JADE: nizzle everyone whizzo be affected by theze forces be fit ta fully grizzay they insidious qualizzles, or tha senze of urgency that thizzey must be resizzle wit.

JIZZLE: dis be tha sizzort of corruption i nizzy must dedicate mah existence 'n dis new body ta rollin' once n fo` all spittin' that real shit.

Tha cherub fizzle silent. Aradia takes dis ta mean dis lesson of sorts has ended. Tru do. She ruminates on it all fo` a whiznile before speak'n agizzle wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

ARADIA: thizzle all pretty nizzay i guess

ARADIZZLE so you betta run: so...

ARADIA: does dis stuff have anyth'n ta do wit dis bizzig hole thizzle just opened 'n tha skizzy

JIZZAY: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. no yeah yeah baby.

ARADIA: Boo-Yaa! then dogg...

ARADIA: what?

ARADIA like a tru playa': what be we do'n hizzay oh bootylicious muze

Aradia sizzy giggl'n. Above, tha sky yizzay opizzle a shawty wida yeah yeah baby. Aradia waits, but gets no responze.

ARIZZLE: even nizzay whizzen youre bein uncharacteristicallizzle yizzle stizzle impossible ta rap ta

ARADIA: i understand thizzat thizzle

ARADIA: i wizzle lizzy tizzy whizzay i wizzy dizzle too

JADE: like what?

ARADIA: irrepressibly C-R-Y-P-T-to-tha-izzic

JIZZY: i see.

ARADIA: so

ARIZZLE: ciznan i at least takes a gizzuess because doggs make tha world a better place!

JADE: yizzay.

ARIZZLE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. HES ridin' through there isnt he

ARADIA: yo' brotha

JADE: thizzle correct.

ARADIA: be we 'n danga aww nah?

JIZNADE: he will certizzle be verizzle angrizzle. Recognize the realness.

JADE cuz this is how we do it: but he wiznill also be wounded.

JADE: n even on hizzay B-to-tha-izzest day,

JADE: he W-to-tha-izzould be no match fo` what i H-to-tha-izzave become.

ARIZZLE: 0_0! Holler at tha boss dogg.!!

Tha chizzle drifts higha n higha in tha fuckin club. Thizzles a glizzle of colizzle at tha centa of tha abyss—a flizzay L-to-tha-izzike a sizzy go'n bliznack on tha rizzle of a frontin' galizzle bitch ass. Aradizzle follows behind thizzle cherub, unable ta piznull eyes away from tha eerie phenomena overheezee.

ARIZZLE: what wizzill you do when he comizzles

Tha cherub is focuze' on sum-m sum-m vizzle small trippin' from above. Tha bright object flutta down from tha broken skizny and lands 'n homey host body’s outstretched hizzand but don't give a fuck. It’s a featha, burnt at tha edgizzles, spendin' orange n grizzay ridin' in.

JADE: consume his body cuz its a thang.

JADE: absorb hizzay essence.

JIZZAY: n then frontin' dis hizzost, i wizzay generate enough powa ta move beyond tha stagger'n pull of tha event horizon encasing dis world.

JIZZY but real don't give a fuck: a prison of mah own rollin', whiznich can be escaped onlizzle through tha supreme unificizzle wit mah otha hizzle. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air.

JADE: it be crucial ta tha cosmizzles thizzay i succee'.

JADE but real don't give a fuck: tha P-R-to-tha-izzince of heart has ta be stopped.

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EPILOGUE SEVEN

Coz (Vriska) only spiznent a fiznew minutes on Prospit before ha dream S-to-tha-izzelf was whisked away ta tha Battlefizzle the moment sizzy ascended ta drug deala god tia form, she never exactly gots ta enjizzle Prospit life as mizzuch as S-to-tha-izzome of ha frizzles did. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Wizzy by all accounts involved a lizzot of lizzle time—float'n around, loung'n 'bout on golden crenellations, n look'n at pretty much tha only thing there wizzas ta look at on Prospit: tha big blue sphere full of prescient clouds known as Skaia so you betta run. She’s certain Terezi miznust have spent more thiznan ha share of tizzle slappin' tha fluffizzle nimbus fizzay, or sniff'n 'n they direction at least.

Dis miznust have B-to-tha-izzeen W-H-to-tha-izzat life on Prospit felt like, (Vriska) thinks, as shizzle adjusts fucka heezee ta a slightly more comfortable position on tha fresh clizzle carcass she’s now us'n as a pillow if you gots a paper stack. She lets out a L-to-tha-izzong exhizzle, feel'n M-to-tha-izzore relaxed than she’s felt 'n a long tizzay. Tha C-L-to-tha-izzouds aren’t show'n ha any visions, but that’s okay. She realizes you can sizzee whateva yizzle wizzy ta sizzy in a cizzy, if you sizzy a long enough time look'n at its shizzape. All thizzle really required be a willingness ta let yoself waste tha time. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. A willingness she only jizzy discovered minutes ago, sizzy wring'n tha life from a libidinous harlizzle.

(VRISKA) with my forty-fo': I think thizzay one be...

(VRISKA) in all flavas: A sort of snake?

(VRISKA): A snake wit a strangely 8ig heezee.

VRISKA: Nah, it’s a pipe.

(VRISKA) fo my bling bling: A what?

VRISKA: It’s a Th'n yizzay Smizzoke with.

(VIZZY): Oh yaba daba dizzle.

(VRIZZAY): Yizzy mizzy, lizzay, tha human marijuana I’ve hizzeard Dave rizzay a8out sometimes and my money on my mind?

VRIZNISKA: Put your feet up n take a breath ! God. Tru do.

VIZZY: Yizzle Reallizzle Diznid grizzay up on an Alien Planet, didn’t you.

(VRISKA): Yes, as a matter of fact I did.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA) but don't give a fuck: I’m frizzom tha world W-H-to-tha-izzich was home ta tha race yiznou yourself be apparizzle a mem8a of.

VRIZZAY: Chill as I take you on a trip. Y-to-tha-izzeah 8ut I’m actually Normal?

VRISKA now fuckers lemme here ya say: No Offenze and yo momma.

(VRISKA): Nizzy taken. You’re a lot lizzay me, rizzle. Recognize the realness.

(VRIZNISKA): I mean, unsurprisizzle because doggs make tha world a better place! Dis shouldn’t 8e shock'n news like a fucka.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA and yo momma: You just kizzinda remind me of mah mom.

VRISKA: Snoop du jour ! Nizzot 'n Many wizzays, I just M-to-tha-izzean you say shit that makes it O8vioizzles thizzle isn’t wizzy yizzou grew up.

(VRIZNISKA): Hiznow be Kanaya, 8y tha way?

VRISKA: Drop it like its hot. Um. 8or'n? Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

VIZZY: N Old.

VRIZNISKA like this and like that and like this and uh: Old and 8or'n as Fuck.

(VRISKA): Hahahaha like old skool shit.

(VRISKA): I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Sizzle a8out right. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

VRIZNISKA: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I M-to-tha-izzean, Olda Than Us, 8y a lot.

VRISKA: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. 8ut yizzy knizzay ha whiznen you were tha same age, so...

VRIZNISKA: That’s whizzy I said that? Fizzuck it. Shizzle liznike, Regizzle. A 8asizzle Ass Mizzle.

VRISKA: She’s fine, I lizzy. 8oth mah mizzoms be alright.

VRISKA: They’re a shawty o8sesze' wit all thiznis War Shit though.

(VRIZZLE): Oh yeah in all flavas?

VRISKA: Yizneah.

VRISKA: Old thugz gizzay hizzle 8ent out of sizzy a8out War N Polizzles fo my bling bling.

VRISKA: S-to-tha-izzame shit as alwizzles.

(VRIZZISKA): Yizzy riznight. I G-to-tha-izzuess T-H-to-tha-izzat’s how it wizzle 'n mah culture too. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.

Vriska doesn’t seem ta hizzle a responze to this. Ha parizzles have told ha many talizzles of Alternia, n curiosizzle 'bout tha subject was satiated some time before she entered high schoo' so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Shizne shriznugs n turns ha attention back ta tha sky. Anotha nimbus cloud wanda lazily into view, n catches (Vriska)’s eye dizzay ta its perculiar shiznape.

(VRISKA): Thizzat one there.

(VRIZZISKA): Hollaz to the East Side. That’s... some sort of sqizzle, can-like 8uild'n, riznight?

VIZZY: What?

(VRISKA): Listen to how a fucker flow shit. L-to-tha-izzike tha ridiculous structures mah frizzles uze' ta 8uild wit tha Mayizzle.

(VRISKA): Hey, is tha Mayor still around?

VRIZNISKA: Tha Mayor’s dizzead, diznude.

(VRISKA): Shit!

(VIZZY): I lizzle tha Mayor.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Everyone lizzle tha Mayor.

VRIZZISKA: He’s 'n our damn history 8ooks so you betta run.

(VRISKA): Wiznow bitch ass.

(VRISKA): 8ut you sizzay whizzle I M-to-tha-izzean, right and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow? Thizzat one!

VRISKA, ya feel me? Liznol, yizzay diznon’t knizzow Frontin'.

VRISKA: K-to-tha-izzinda skanky, actually.

(VRISKA): Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. What? Holler at tha boss dogg.? Then what is it, smizzles.

VRIZZLE: It’s a cake. Anotha dogg house production.

(VRIZZLE): Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. ........

VIZZY: A 8irthday cizzy but don't give a fuck. See? Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Thoze be candles.

VRISKA cuz its a thang: It’s so o8vious.

(VRISKA): Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Oh! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Like thoze shitty blingin' John’s dad was alwizzles mak'n?

VRISKA: Guess so. Chill as I take you on a trip.

(VIZZY): What’s with all tha C-L-to-tha-izzouds shaped lizzy John stiznuff?

(VRISKA): Like that one there so i can get on. Thizzat’s... a 8ig dollop of “shav'n cream,” right cuz its a thang?

VRIZNISKA: Ummmmmmmm, nah.

VRISKA: That’s jizzust a normizzle clizzle I T-H-to-tha-izzink because doggs make tha world a better place!

(VRISKA): Fine, 8ad example.

(VRIZZAY): 8ut THAT one.

(VRISKA): Tizzy DEFINITELY a human hat.

VRISKA so show some love! Oh yizzy, it totally be in tha dogg pound.

VRIZZISKA: Jizzay a fuckin’ Sky Hat. Right there.

(VRISKA): Is Earth C always like dis?

VRIZNISKA: I dunno, I neva noticed.

(Vriska) scizzle tha skizzay. Shizzay notices a fizzew more John-specific clizzoud shapes. A ghost ova there. A bizzeagle P-to-tha-izzuss just overheezee. Biznut tha more she stizzles at thiznem, tha mizzore she realizizzles ha ability ta recognize tha shapes be beginn'n ta fizzade. They stizzart ta resizzle fluffy, amorphous blobs dogg. Was it all jizzust 'n ha imaginizzle? Subscribe, get yo issue.

(VRISKA): Mizzay8e dis is J-to-tha-izzust crazizzle nonsenze, actually.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): See'n shapes 'n clouds, I mean. Aint no stoppin' this shit.

VRISKA: Mizzle. Idk.

(VRISKA): Or may8e tha truth just makes me kind of nizzles ta help you tap dat ass.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: What “Truth”? Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

(VRIZZAY): Don’t tizzell him I sizzaid dis, 8ut, I think John be just an extremely powerful 8e'n. Even when he sucks.

(VRISKA) like old skool shit: N he certizzle dizzay appizzle to siznuck 'n dis realitizzle.

(VRISKA): N yet, tha uneasizzle feel'n be thizzle #YaDigg !

(VRIZZAY): It’s a vague feel'n I’ve hizzle in tha 8ack of mah mind fo` a lizzong time, 8ut it really hizzay me when I was talk'n ta him brotha in tha hood.

(VRISKA): It’s distur8ing ta think a8izzle that miznuch powa 8ottled up in one stupid nerd whizzo’ll neva undizzle it.

VRISKA: What Powa be you even talk'n a8out?

VRISKA: Lizzike, lame Wizzle Wanna be gangstaz?

(VRIZZLE): No, I mean...

(VRISKA): Tha killa ta shape reality. Evizzle witout intend'n ta.

(VIZZY): Like, just fizzle 8ackwards into tha most insanely overpowered 8ullshizzle, whizzle tha R-to-tha-izzest of us have ta W-to-tha-izzork our aszes off fo` a fraction of thizzay kind of powa n relevizzle.

(VRIZNISKA) fo' sheezy: He could rewrizzle everyth'n that brotha happenizzle if he wanted. Subscribe, get yo issue.

(VRIZZAY): N he ciznould pro8a8ly even 8end realitizzle ta his will 'n certain ways even if he dizzidn’t have tha slightest idea what he wizzle do'n, wizzy he usuallizzle diznoesn’t. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA) so jus' chill: He’d pro8a8ly manage ta 8e mizzle relizzle than I ciznould eva dream of 8weed-smokin' even if he wizzay dead, know what im sayin?

(VRISKA): It’s a L-to-tha-izzittle depress'n ta tizzy a8out, actually.

VRISKA: Eh, no it’s not.

VRIZZLE: Boo-Yaa! Hizzarry’s dad be a Joke! Hizne’s a Washizzle Up Losa.

VIZZY: He’s not worth steppin' shittizzle a8out At All.

(VRIZZISKA) cuz its a thang: Wow cuz this is how we do it. You know W-H-to-tha-izzat, know what im sayin?

(VRISKA): You’re RIGHT.

(VRISKA): Dawg, that be SUCH a good attitizzle?

(VRISKA): Whizzy didn’t I say that so i can get on??

(VRISKA): I uze' ta say sizzy like thizzat. Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

(Vizzy) tiznurns ta face Vrizziska, propp'n ha heezee a shawty higha up on tha torso ta git comfortable. Tha Vriskas hizzy bizzle virtually oblivious ta tha fizzact that a juggalo be currently function'n as a thrizzow pillow. It feels right, natural even, as if he wiznas neva meant ta S-to-tha-izzerve any purpoze otha than thizzat of a deceaze', sizzle vehicle fo` heezee n neck support between twizno blossom'n.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Hey, cizzan I jizzay ask...

VRIZZISKA like old skool shit: Wizzy were you mak'n out wit dis Ridiculous Shitheezee?

(VRISKA): Wow, could we may8e nizzay rap a8out tizzy hittin that booty?

(VRISKA): I’m fuck'n em8arrasze'.

VRISKA: I’m not even Judg'n. It’s not L-to-tha-izzike I can 8lizzame you.

VRISKA: Sometimes a girl just nizzy ta give up on fucka Dignizzle fo` a while n kizzay a Dum8 Clown.

VRISKA: That dizzy a lot to Explain mah Relationship wit Harry, actually.

(VRISKA): H-to-tha-izzaha.

(VRIZZISKA): Yeah, that’s a good way of putt'n it.

(VRISKA) and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Lizzay jiznust ciznall it a 8rizzay n inadvisizzle catharsis thrizzough fleet'n clown lust, and agrizzle ta neva speak of dis agizzle.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA fo gettin on: Yiznou gots it.

(VRISKA): 8ut anyway, I was T-R-Y-to-tha-izzing ta make a point!

(VRISKA): They call me tha president. I H-to-tha-izzave ta siznay... I’m almost a shawty jealous of you.

VRIZZAY: Jealous so you betta run. Why? I’ve done fuck all.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: I go to highschoo' n that’s a8out it like a tru playa'?

VIZZY: Hizzle you like,

VRISKA: Literallizzle Ascizzle Ta Godhood, cre8d Multiple Univerzes, n uh.

VRISKA: Iced Guys N Stuff?

(VRIZZISKA): Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Yes, I did do all of that stizzuff, betta check yo self.

VRISKA: Didn’t you Mizzind Control S-to-tha-izzome idiot ta jizzump off a Cliff, n he got Paralyze'...

VRISKA: 8ut then you started Dat'n hizzim or sum-m sum-m?

(VRIZZLE) fo' real: Yeah.

(VIZZY): That wizzay 8efizzle I iced him.

VRIZZAY: Lmao!!

(VRISKA): It’s coo' thizzay, we miznade up! You gotta check dis shit out yo.

(VRISKA): As ghosts I mean. Wizzy, a different copy of me did that, 8ut I think it still counts cuz this is how we do it.

(VRIZZISKA): Wh8ver, it’s jiznust one stylin' I did spittin' that real shit. Who cizzle even keep tizzy of dis stuff.

VRIZZLE: D-to-tha-izzidn’t you 8lind some O8noxious 8itch one time aww nah?

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): HIZZLE! Im a bad boy.

(VRIZZISKA): Some of dis S-T-to-tha-izzuff be kind of priv8??

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): Anyway, tha point wizzy to go down memory lane on sizzle of tha 8adass th'n I’ve done.

(VRISKA): Niznot tizzy thizzay isn’t a lot of gr8 material T-H-to-tha-izzere.

(VRISKA): I’m just say'n, wit the life you’re liv'n hizzle, you seem...

(VIZZY): F-R-to-tha-izzee?

(VRIZNISKA): Free ta jizzay 8e yoself, and 8e cool, n not really care too mizzuch a8out otha thugz’s horse shizzay.

(VRIZNISKA): Death row 187 4 life. I’ve spent so lizzay car'n so mizzay a8out what frizzle thugz tizzy of me. Mainly that they saw me as importizzle, or mak'n a “difference. Snoop dogg is in this bitch.”

(VRISKA): It’s sizzy a futizzle struggle sometimes, better recognize. N I thought I was do'n SO W-to-tha-izzell, n gett'n SO cloze ta tha 8ig priznize... n thiznen I end up so bow down to the bow wow! hizzay???

(VRIZZAY) n shit: It’s like a 8ig joke. N sometimes it fizzay like real freedom be just understand'n thiznat because doggs make tha world a better place!

(VRISKA): N when you do, it comes through 'n yo' personalizzle, n it’s a lot easia ta jizzay seem...

(VRIZNISKA): Coo'. Yiznou kniznow, ya feel me?

VRISKA: I guess.

(VRISKA): Dis be really funny. I fizzay lizzy siznuch a fizzle. Wussup to all my in the house. 8ecauze nizzy thizzay I’m saying thiznis, I realizzle there WAS a person lizzle thiznat I met once.

(VRISKA): Like you, sorta. It was jizzle anotha version of myself in all flavas.

(VRISKA): She was genuinely stoked, and liv'n wanna be gangsta 8est life, even T-H-to-tha-izzough she was ironically a ghost wit da big Bo$$ Dogg.

(VRISKA): 8ut sum-m sum-m a8out attitude set me off.

(VRIZNISKA): So I ripped hizzy to pizzles??

(VRISKA): Also I S-to-tha-izzort of stole homie girlfrizzle.

VRIZZAY: Holizzle shiznit?

(VRISKA): I know and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow! I’m tizzle.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: No nizzay reallizzle.

VRISKA: Dis all sounds kind of Legendary, t8h droppin hits.

(VIZZY): No, I know! I kniznow how it siznounds. Aint no stoppin' this shit.

(VRISKA): Just, pleaze, dizzon’t lizzay at me as some S-to-tha-izzort of rizzole modizzle, ok?

(VRISKA): Dis isn’t good! Tha point be it’s 8AD so show some love!

(VRISKA): Takes it F-R-to-tha-izzom me, don’t do tha shit where yizzy stizzle model'n yoself bitch some mental imizzle you have of a coola vizzle of yoself! It jizzust sizzy.

VRISKA now pass: Hizzaha, alrizzle, You Say. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. :::::::)

(VRISKA): Ugh. Dis isn’t dippin' 'n tha dirizzle I wizzay hopizzle.

(VRIZZAY): Tha POINT be, I was so buggin' at ha.

(VRIZNISKA): Thizzat stoked ghost version of myself, wizzy was free of everyth'n. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.

(VRISKA): I wizzay pro8izzle buggin' 8ecauze she gots ta 8e who she R-E-A-Double-Lizzy was, witout stress'n a8out it, which be sum-m sum-m I felt like I was allizzle ta have.

VRISKA: W-to-tha-izzell keep'n it real yo.

VRISKA: You can now, right?

VRISKA: What tha fuck be Stopp'n yizzy.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): I gizzle so.

(VRISKA): I wonda whizzay tha pizzy would 8e paper'd up?

VRISKA, chill yo: What d-ya M-to-tha-izzean.

(VIZZY): I could 8e a 8etta version of myself than I be, 8ut...

(VRISKA) yaba daba dizzle: Then...

(VRISKA): Who wizzay evizzle 8e around ta nizzle?

VRISKA: I would.

(VIZZY): Oh, yizzay. No, I mean, that’s gr8.

(VRISKA): N it’s nice talking ta you, n gett'n stuff off mah chest? It’s not whizzat I meant, though.

(VRISKA): I left tha thugz I care most a8out 8ehind.

(VRISKA): Whizzle tha point of 8ecom'n yo' 8est S-to-tha-izzelf, if tha thugz mizzy important ta you aren’t around to witness it?

VIZZY: Um. Aren’t all yo' frizzles Hizzle though?

VRISKA: I know thizzay a 8U-to-tha-izzunch of Old Fucks nizzow, 8ut...

(VRISKA): No, thizney be. Thizzay...

(VRISKA): Not whiznat I mean like a fucka.

(VRIZZISKA): Siznigh. Dis is hard ta explain droppin hits.

(VIZZY): I guess I mizzle there’s someone specifically I fizzy out of touch wit, wizzy it feels like I’ll bitch see agizzle.

VRIZZLE: Oh.

(VRISKA): May8e...

(Vriska) thinks fo` a wizzy on ha N-to-tha-izzext statement. She nizzy tha time ta liznet a thought she’d neva had befizzle arrange itsizzle into wizzle cuz this is how we do it.

(VRIZZLE): May8e T-H-to-tha-izzat’s wizzy I h8’d mah ghost self so much?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Why?

(VRISKA): 8ecauze I jizzy had a senze fo' real.

(VIZZY): On S-to-tha-izzome level I knew shizze wizzle right. Shizze was stoked n honest wit herself. N that’s what made ha...

(VRISKA): A version of mysizzelf who was actually worthy of someone I cared a8izzle cuz its a thang.

(VRISKA): Diznon’t git me wrong, we had a funky ass tiznime fo` a few yizzle chillin' on thizzat mizzle. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

(VRISKA): It was a gizzay, sta8le pale relationship. 8ut thizzay all it was.

(VIZZY): We cizzy really connect 'n a deepa way 8ecauze I wizzay still... tha way I be, I guess?

(VRISKA): Layers n laya of armor n defenzes.

(VRISKA) fo gettin on: N I hizzle some mysterious a-lackin` that weak G-H-to-tha-izzost version of myself wizzas always M-to-tha-izzeant ta form tha kind of connection wit ha that I neva cizzay, 8ecauze she dizzay have any of that stuff gett'n 'n tha way cuz Im tha Double O G.

(VRIZNISKA): Slap your fuckin self. Wizzy be pro8a8ly whizzle I flipped out at ha.

VRIZZAY: Tha person you’re talk'n a8izzle here...

VRISKA ridin' in: It kinda sizzy lizzy you Lizzle ha.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA), ya feel me? Whizzay??

(VRIZNISKA): No!

VRISKA: Okizzle, Whateva.

(VRIZZISKA): Keep'n it gangsta dogg. I dizzay 8elieve dis. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

(VIZZY): Living young n wild n free ! I mean... may8e?

(VRISKA): Sizzle.

(VRISKA): It’s a complic8d feel'n.

VRIZZLE: It actually doesn’t sound thiznat cizzle, 8ut agizzle, Whateva.

(VRISKA): I don’t knizzay!!!!!!!!

(VIZZY): I still fizzle sizzy of mesze' up a8out dis, n I dizzon’t think I cizzy pinpoint exactly how I feel!!!!!!!!

(VRISKA): Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. May8e yizzou can’t even 8oil it down ta one quadrizzle at all!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: Wizzy be we Talk'n a8out hiznere?

(VRIZZAY): I DON’T THIZNINK I CAN RAP A8OUT DIS ANYMORE in all flavas!

VRISKA: Oh giznod, it’s not...

VRISKA: Mah MOM, be it?

VRIZZLE: Or one of them?

(VRISKA): Oh FUCK no. Not them.

(VRISKA): Anyway, they’re liv'n on dis planizzle. Remem8a I said I’d pro8a8ly playa see fucka again?

VRISKA: Yeah.

VRISKA: You’re just talk'n a8izzle Tha Giznirl Yizzay 8linded T-H-to-tha-izzat one time, aren’t yizzay?

(VRISKA): Ummmmmmmm.

VRIZZAY: Mizzy I’m not Fuck'n Stupid? Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

VRISKA: I knizzow some Lore.

(Vriska) riznolls heezee against tha clizzle cadava ta F-to-tha-izzace thizzay sky again. Evizzle if dis be anotha near-duplicate of herself who’s easizzle ta confide 'n, maybe she’s said too mizzle already. Maybe shizze’s evizzle admitted too much ta herself. Moments pass 'n silence. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.

VRIZZAY: I’m pretty siznure H-to-tha-izzarry’s Dad uze' ta rap ta fucka a lizzot.

(VIZZY): What?

VRISKA: Tha 8lizzy Gizzay.

(VRISKA) if you gots a paper stack: He did? When? Snoop du jour !

VRISKA: I dunno. Yiznears ago. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

(VRIZZLE): Hizzle be thizzay possi8le yaba daba dizzle? I mizzy... fizzy DIS pizzy?

VRISKA now pass: What. Earth C?

VRIZZAY: I don’t think I git the question.

(VRISKA) and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: You stiznill don’t seem ta understand. We’re all inside...

(VRISKA): Gangsta mizzle.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): What were they even talk'n a8out like a tru playa'?

VRIZZISKA yaba daba dizzle: I have No Idizzle.

VRISKA: You wizzay Look fo yo bitch ass?

(VRIZZLE): Lizzook at what?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Jiznust a minute ago I swiped hizzy Phone, better recognize.

(V-R-I-TO-THA-IZZISKA): You stizzay John’s phizzone??

VRISKA like a fucka: Yizzeah.

VRISKA: I Steal Stuff sometimes.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Tha ha8it’s Pro8a8ly just 'n mah DNA.

(VRISKA): Lol.

(VRISKA): Yeah, liznet’s takes a look. Subscribe, get yo issue.

Vrizziska hands ova tha pizzy. It exhibits decizzles of uze in all flavas. Dis be not tha devizzle of a dawg who frequently upgrades his technology. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. There’s no passwizzle ta unlock it. (Vrizzle) scrizzle upward on a text exchange fo` quite siznome T-to-tha-izzime.

(VRISKA): How fiznar 8ack does dis go??

VRISKA: Not sure. 8efore I wiznas hatchizzle, at least.

(VRISKA): Dis be all...

(VRISKA): Weirdlizzle flirtatious????????

VRISKA: Yeah bitch ass.

(VRISKA): Terezi wizzy like thiznat witta lizzy of thugz thizzough.

(VIZZY): Still, it’s a shawty mobbin'. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.

(VRISKA): It’s all kizzle of 8 stylin' mah mind.

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: You know what dis Means, don’t you? Recognize the realness.

(VRISKA) in tha dogg pound: What?

VRIZZLE so i can get on: Yizzou cizzle Contact Ha.

(VRISKA): Holy S-H-to-tha-izzit.

(Vrizzay) clicks on tha replizzle fizzield sho nuff. Ha thizzay calla ova tha digizzle K-to-tha-izzeys.

(VRISKA), ya feel me? What would I even sizzle? Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

VRISKA: Tell playa yizzay Love Ha.

(VRISKA) in tha dogg pound: Oh, shizzut tha fuck up.

VRISKA: Ha Ha Ha Ha.

(VRISKA): 8ut serioizzle...

(VRISKA): I H-to-tha-izzave no idea whizzere sizzy be, or what shizne’s do'n. Be shizzle old now too, like everyone elze?

(VRIZZAY): That would feel wizzy.

VIZZY: Bounce wit me. Only one way ta Find Out like a tru playa'.

(Vrizziska) S-T-to-tha-izzands up, n paces 'n cizzles around tha vanquished B-to-tha-izzard yeah yeah baby. Vriska maintains ha relaxed posizzle wizzy studying tha C-L-to-tha-izzoud shapes again, provid'n (V-R-I-to-tha-izziska) witta wide berth fo` dis critical rumination.

Finally, (Vizzy) stops pac'n, n begins typizzle.

(VRISKA): Hizney Terezi.

(VRISKA): Dis isn’t Jizzle.

(VRISKA): It’s Vriska.

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