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Attack On… Podcast!
Archive of Our Own
As the Attack on Titan series comes to an end after ten years, the cast is reunited in hosting a podcast, talking about their times on the set of the filming, their friendships, and all in-between.
And well, shenanigans are inevitable.
Attack on Titan acting AU, as the cast host a podcast, and interview the rest of the cast.
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Episode 02
Armin: On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titan–
Eren: Armin you really don't have to start every episode with that.
Mikasa: Hey, he enjoys it, let him be.
Eren: I shall obey.
Armin laughing: welcome! To the second episode of this podcast! Again here we talk about our time in the show Attack on Titan, and as you already heard her voice, our special surprise guest for today is the one and only, Mikasa! 
Eren cheering: the queen herself has blessed us! 
Mikasa: Well, thank you, I am happy to be here.
Armin: So for you who don't know, since everyone will be asking this in the comments, yes, they are a couple in real life, and yes, they did meet on set, and yes, they are engaged, you could've known all of that if you follow them on Instagram.
Mikasa laughing:  I mean you could've announced it a little bit more cheerful.
Eren: yeah what's up Armin–
Armin: don't even try Eren, and I will be your best man, you really don't have a choice.
Eren laughing: Alright, Mikasa, my beloved, would you do us the honors of reading our first question? 
Mikasa: Of course, so, this is… from Tumblr, oooh you guys have fans on Tumblr.
Armin: if that's not enough indication that we are unhinged then I don't know what is.
Eren laughing so hard: what makes it even stupider is that this is literally only our second episode.
Armin: the fangirls be fangirling!
Eren: the tumblr be tumblring!
Mikasa: I had my good Tumblr phase.
Armin: actually you do still have your good Tumblr phase, everyone go follow her at Mikasa_Ackreman, she posts nice sad poetic stuff–
Mikasa: That's not true, anyway so this question here says, oh this is actually a special question for me, me and my boyfriend love you so much, aw thank you I love you too, do you still have that red scarf from set? 
Eren: Oh boy.
Mikasa: I do, actually, there were so many replicas of the scarf, because it kept tearing up because of all the stunts we were doing.
Eren whispering: she's the only one who did all of her stunts.
Mikasa shaking her head: and yeah because of the stunts, we had to have many scarves, which, I have them all. And before Eren starts complaining yes I do have them in our house–
Eren: They are everywhere!
Mikasa: But I am looking into turning them into pillows or something! 
Armin laughing: you have a wedding to plan.
Mikasa: I know! I know! But hear me out, I do, in fact, still have the scarf from that very first episode.
Armin: awwww.
Mikasa: because it means so much to me, it started my whole career, and it made me fall in love with that guy over there.
Eren: didn't take long to charm her! A scarf was all it took.
Armin: genuinely still baffled how she said yes.
Eren laughing: hey what do you know about love? We were meant to be! 
Armin: yes yes, actually, they are the reason why I still believe in love, they have something… that I've never seen before, they are the true embodiment of love and respect.
Eren: Is your goal making me cry?
Armin: no but genuinely sick of third wheeling you both.
Mikasa laughing: we never did that intentionally!
Armin: You literally left me in the movie theater the other day.
Eren: hey–
Armin: and didn't notice I was gone until you got home!
Eren laughing: you realize you're stuck in this forever.
Armin: yeah I cry every night! 
Mikasa: save your tears for the wedding.
Armin: Speaking of your wedding, did you pick a dress?
Mikasa: well…
Eren: Hold on, you chose a dress?
Mikasa: I… might have.
Eren: alright let's end the podcast here– 
Armin laughing: nope! Nope, sorry, I might have caused a couple to fight! I take full responsibility!
Eren: yeah you better do, and read this next question.
Armin: yeah so, again from Tumblr, we got this ask that says… who is your favorite titan? oh the female titan for sure.
Eren: Ok, that was quick.
Mikasa: yeah that was quick.
Armin: I mean, come on, the female titan is the coolest of all titans.
Eren: well my favorite titan is definitely my own titan, because that's the coolest thing of all time, and by the way, I think this photo did it's circulation around the internet already, but my final titan form, the whole head, was not CGI, the set designers actually built that, like the whole titan head, and the inside of it, for the final scene of my character, and it was so cool.
Armin: we had great talents on set, I mean, the set designs and all that, like, despite having all the generated effects in post, so many great locations and in-camera effects were shot on set, and all of it was absolutely mind blowing, they brought back filmmaking techniques from decades ago and merged it with current technology and the result was mind-blowing.
Mikasa: our whole village, in Shiganshina was built in a sound stage, and we cried when they had to ruin it for the third season haha.
Armin: yeah we did, I remember that, it felt like they were destroying our own home, it was ridiculous.
Eren: Mikasa.
Mikasa: yes.
Eren: What's your favorite titan?
Mikasa: well…
Eren: I know your answer.
Mikasa: it's actually the armored titan.
Eren: excuse you-
Mikasa: when we were kids, seeing it in the final movie and all that, for me, at that time, or even now, it was magic.
Eren: You betrayed me.
Mikasa: if you accept my scarves –
Eren: Accepted! 
Armin: Alright alright, so the third and final question we have for today, Eren do us the honors?
Eren: Sure, so, again from Tumblr, what was your first reaction when you read the finale script for the first time? Armin has a good answer for this.
Armin: I do, so, we do read the manga, so we already knew the ending, but having the final script in our hands, in my hand, it was a strange sense of fulfillment. I mean, working on a project for over ten years, by the end of those years, you are excited to be done with this project and try other projects and explore more fields, but it's hard, it's not easy.
Mikasa: I like to think of it as moving away to college, all the fights you have with your parents and you just want to move away and you have this great fantasy of a wild college life, then you are hit with the reality and as the date of moving out comes closer, you want to push it away.
Eren: yeah, yeah, exactly, we are all looking forward to our next projects, and what life holds for us, but a huge part of us is still on that set.
Armin: yeah… you guys will make me cry.
Mikasa: aw, no, hey listen, we are still here, cheers to that?
Eren: cheers to that indeed! Also, by the way, Mikasa and Armin were the only ones to actually go to college and keep up with our crazy shooting schedule.
Mikasa: and we graduated with great grades.
Eren: ok ok you don't have to rub it in my face.
Armin: I'll be the first to sign a petition for Eren to go to college.
Eren: naaaah, that's just not meant for me.
Armin: well, we get to another end of our podcast, and we will meet you next time, with two special guests next time, tune in.
Eren: Mikasa, did you actually pick a dress?
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HI!! YES!! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TYBUR!WARHAMMER!ARMIN AU!! PLEASE DUMP EVERYTHING I AM BEYOND INVESTED!! *sits quietly with some tea and cookies and readies a notebook* You have given me brainrot when I actually have time to indulge in it this never happens YIPPEE - 🦋anon:D
SJHDJSJD WHY THANK YOU! And i am so glad you have time because this is a long (like, really long) info dump on this silly au
Also like, spoilers i guess? A little warning never hurt anyone!
To begin with, Armin's parents, or more important, Armin's mom.
She is the one with Tybur origins! She was supposed to be the next Warhammer, but got scared and decided to run away, first she hide in Hizuru and then buil a hot air balloon herself and went to Paradis because she knew they would never find her there. She hides, enters the walls pretending to be an amnesiac hurt soldier (She stole the uniform from a corpse) and then went to do her life in Shiganshina.
She meets Armin's dad and not only gets his last name but also works with him in his workshop (They work a lot with wood, but also mechanical stuff and equipment). She misses the immensity of the outside world and with the book of Grandpa Arlert, they try to build a new hot air balloon and explore outside the walls.
And we know how that ended.
Time skipping years in the future, no one knows of Armin's Tybur heritage, not even him, he only knows his parents "dissapeared" (He never trusted that military police, never)
Now, back in Marley there is too much tension, the war is more near than ever and they want to send Zeke to bring their warriors back to fight it, and he is STRESSED over it, because he doesn't want that and he needs more time that they refuse to give.
That's when William Tybur appears and offers a deal.
If they find the missing Tybur (That he is sure is in Paradis) or any of it's descendants, the Tybur will provide the Warhammer to fight for the 13 years the curse lasts and it will be back to the family, is an opportunity Marley doesn't want to lose, and Zeke knows this can buy them time (How hard can it be to find a Tybur?)
So he sends a blank letter (Only Reiner, Annie and Berthold can get the needed info by touch, is weird how it works so is a stretch), and they get the new mission.
The graduation (And what in canon was the second Colossal Attack) is in a week, and they begin to search for this new info desperately (Mostly Annie and Berthold, Reiner is more apprehensive). When Annie finds the name that the missing Tybur (Yes, I'll call her that for a second) used to enter the walls. And the name she used after she got married.
And what a coincidence that her last name is the same of the little friend of Eren Yeager.
Annie is sure is Armin, but needs to know more (What if he has a cousin or something??) So instead of the Military Police, she joins the Survey Corps along the others.
The Colossal Attack still happens (Reiner's idea) and Eren is revealed as a Titan because that's needed. Until this point (Besides Annie's decision) everything is the same.
And then Armin talked about his mom after a small talk with Sasha, Jean, Connie, Mikasa, Eren and Annie.
She laughs when she realizes Armin is the mission, she likes him, she really does. But she also loves her dad more.
In an instant, everything changes, she transforms and takes Armin, all under everyone's eyes, Eren can't believe what he sees, Annie is a titan, Annie is taking Armin, SHE IS TAKING ARMIN!
She quickly runs to get Reiner and Berthold on her shoulders and run off to the walls when the angry and protective scream of a titan warns them, Eren has transformed. It was bound to happen, it was Armin after all.
But they still run away, and no matter how hard Eren tried, he couldn't reach them.
(In their trip back to Marley, Annie and Reiner covered Armin's eyes with a blindfold. They already cursed him with the titan curse, they can't also take his ocean dream, even if they know it will be taken anyways)
Armin receives the Warhammer and while he refuses to fight at first, he ends up doing it because he doesn't know how to return to Paradis, he curses himself from not being strong enough.
Zeke is rewarded with one last chance to go back for Eren, sadly the mission is a failure and they lose the Colossal (Eren was too angry, he defeated Reiner easily and then lose control and almost ate Berthold, luckily Levi stopped him and Erwin got to live).
Years pass when Eren Yeager attacks Marley along the Survey Corps (Not alone, and betraying Zeke before time). Reiner and Annie are a threat, but can't hold enough against Eren's rage.
Gabi suggests to look for Armin, he is the only one who could win easily, but Commander Magath stops her and Falco when a thunder crashes against the ground.
There, in front of Annie, Eren and Reiner, the Warhammer stands with an emotionless face.
Gabi cheers up for him, Falco is scared because he notices the fear in Annie's titan face, and Commander Magath looks in horror.
Arrows shine in the Warhammer and then, they hit Annie and Reiner, cutting Annie's titan in half and destroying Reiner's right arm and leg.
Sound stops at the sudden attack, Eren is completely surprised along Mikasa who is waiting for an attack.
When the Warhammer salutes them, his rightt hand curled in a fist in his chest, his left im his back. It's lowers it's head and to their surprise, Armin emerges from the titan.
Eren rushes to him, holding him tenderly in his hands, Armin hugs his nose with tenderness and tears, Mikasa flies to meet him and hugs him crying loud and relieved that her family was still alive.
Their airship arrives and Mikasa takes Armin in first and then Eren.
Gabi stares with rage, she swears she'll kill Armin Tybur, the traitor.
Falco follows her.
But this time, when they get the news of Armin's presence, Connie, Jean and Sasha leave the room, and Gabi kills a random soldier.
(This is pretty much all i had in mind, so sorry for the info dump and the sudden cut)
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Titan Modern AU- Chapter Four
Summary: Meredith and Elowyn have a chat with Starhammer regarding the shooting that took place two days ago, and what Fangthane's interest in it is.
Words: 1,798
Tags: @druidx, @sparrow-orion-writes @warriorbookworm, @thesorcerersapprentice, @blind-the-winds, @philosophika, @the-down-upside-finch, @hippiewrites
Warnings: Political BS incoming.
Notes: Had to do a little more worldbuilding for this one. Enjoy the little history lesson.
Meredith hovered in the door an extra moment, before Starhammer’s flat stare forced her to march in and stand at semi-attention next to the sofa that Detective O’Toreguarde was now sitting in. Starhammer ambled back to his desk and sat on the edge of it, stroking his impressive moustache,
“I had rather been hoping that I’d misheard the name Gruksdottir gave me, Detective. Not that I’m displeased to see ye, mind, but given why I need to talk to you…” he trailed off, glancing over to Meredith, who was looking between the Detective and her Lieutenant with a politely confused expression. He ‘harrumphed’ and looked back at Elowyn, “Given the situation, I think it’s only fair that one of us explains a few things to Constable Gruksdottir.” he said. 
Meredith stood a little more at attention,
“Sir, if necessary, I can leave the room and get back to my post –” she started, before Starhammer held up a hand to cut her off,
“Negative, Constable. Command has requested that you be informed of the situation as it pertains to the security of the Kingdom with Toreguarde’s borders, seeing as you’re the only officer here besides myself for the time being.” he replied. The Lieutenant’s statement caused both women to frown in wary confusion, first at each other, then at the old man sitting in front of them. Elowyn sighed, then nodded,
“I suppose it would be advantageous to explain why and how you know who I am.” she conceded. She looked over to the Constable, whose frown of confusion had only deepened, “Lady Frigidwake and I know each other on a personal basis. She, and her friends, took me under their wing after the chaos of the attacks that almost destroyed Toreguarde ten years ago died down and we started to rebuild. We’ve become close since then, and consider ourselves as family.” she explained.
Meredith nodded as she took in what Detective O’Toreguarde had said,
“I, of course, had heard about the attacks.” she said, finally sitting on the arm of the sofa, her voice low. “I was only a bairn at the time, but my Uncle Snorri and my brothers, Alfie and Magni, were deployed to help in the defence of Toreguarde, in honour of the alliance between our states.” Meredith looked down at the floor, her hands gripping at her kilt, “Only my uncle made it back in one piece.” she murmured. She shook her head to clear the memories away and looked back up at the Torejar Detective and Lieutenant Starhammer, “However, I fail to see what Detective O’Toreguarde’s relationship with Lady Frigidwake has to do with the shooting that occurred two days ago.” she said.
Elowyn’s face fell into a sympathetic grimace as Meredith spoke. No one had asked Fangthane to send reinforcements, but they had been enough to secure Toreguarde’s continued existence. Without them, Elowyn dreaded to think what would have become of her home and what remained of her family. She, likewise, shook her head to clear away the unwanted memories and looked up at Lieutenant Starhammer, her face twisting into an unhappy grimace,
“I’m guessing word has reached Fangthane about what happened?” she asked. Starhammer nodded, his face, likewise, falling into an unhappy frown,
“Aye, lass.” he confirmed. He glanced over to Meredith, who was looking more confused than ever. He sighed and shook his head, speaking directly to Meredith for the moment,
“D’ye remember the attempted assisination of King Storri a few years ago?” he asked. Meredith sat more upright and nodded,
“Aye, sir, I was a cadet at the time, but it was the only topic of conversation back at HQ for at least two months after.” she replied. She glanced over to Detective O’Toreguarde, who was staring at the window, not moving a muscle, “I also recall the… upset over Toreguarde’s refusal to extradite the suspects back to Fangthane when they fled here.” she added. Starhammer nodded,
“Aye, that caused quite a lot of upset alright.” he muttered. He stood and walked behind his desk, “It will not surprise you then, Constable, to hear that those same suspects are currently being investigated for the attempted assisination of the Triumverate Council of Toreguarde.” he said, leaning on the desk and looking at Elowyn.
To her credit, Meredith thought, the only reaction Detective O’Toreguarde had to the statement was a very slight twitch in her jaw. She watched as the Torejar woman sucked in a breath and slowly let it out before speaking,
“Olin, I understand that you have a duty to the Crown of Fangthane. But I’m just a detective, I’m not someone who has any authority over the decisions of the Toreguarde Council.” She stated, “I was put on this case to track down and bring in any and all individuals responsible for the crime that was committed. No more, no less.” she added firmly. 
Starhammer blustered for a moment at the candid reply, before huffing an irritated sigh and sitting in his seat, the metal and plastic creaking loudly as he leaned back,
“I know ye don’t have that kind of authority, lass. That’s not why I’m annoyed.” he groaned, “The point is that I’ve been ordered by High Command – at the behest of the King’s Guard, mind – to try and convince the Toreguarde Council to agree to their latest extradition request.” he sighed.
Elowyn frowned in confusion once more,
“I fail to see the problem, Lieutenant. Yes, the Toreguarde Council has previously refused to extradite any members of the Grimbeard Clan back to Fangthane, mostly because they were seeking political refuge, claiming they were being targeted due to being open Throffites –” she was cut off by Meredith’s snort of derision,
“Bloody bollocks is what that is.” the constable muttered in Ghàidheal. Starhammer sent her a sharp glare, cowing the younger officer, before gesturing for Elowyn to continue.
Elowyn glanced between the two Fangthanians warily. Clearly there was some contention there. She shrugged it off and continued,
“However, given this latest turn of events; should any members of the Grimbeard Clan be convicted of the attempted assassination of the Triumverate Council, then I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to extradite them to Fangthane afterwards.” she said. Starhammer grimaced,
“That’s the problem, hen, His Majesty wants them extradited now, not later. High Command isn’t convinced that having them tried in Toreguarde first will lead to the request being granted. The expectation is that the Toreguarde Council will stall for time by insisting that the criminals serve their time here first, which could be at least another twenty years.” He shook his head, “I’m already arguing the toss about this with yer aunt.” he added.
Elowyn sat more upright, her face set into a determined grimace,
“While I appreciate that you think you’re trying to prevent any issues pertaining to my relationship with Lady Frigidwake – and her involvement in the mess that is the relationship between Toreguarde and Fangthane – I can assure you that you have nothing to worry about. I’ve already cleared my involvement in the case with the Attorney General.” she said firmly. “In fact, I think she asked Fugit to put me on this case.” she added.
Starhammer blinked for a moment, ‘harrumphed’, then crossed his arms over his chest and grumbled,
“Right. Well now I know who to direct Selene to when she throws a fit about yer involvement.” 
“When she throws a fit about my almost getting shot you mean.” 
Starhammer pursed his lips, but said nothing in response. Instead, he turned his attention to Meredith, who was looking pointedly out of the office window,
“Gruksdottir, I do hope ye’ve been paying attention and not been daydreaming on the job.” he called. Meredith snapped her head around so she was looking at her Lieutenant,
“I have, sir, I simply believed it wise to not get directly involved in the latter part of your conversation as it seemed personal, sir.” she stated, trying her best not to look as offended by the comment as she felt. Starhammer nodded,
“Good.” he said, “Now that you know what’s what, I want you to look up any files we might still have here about the Grimbeard Clan and corroborate with Detective O’Toreguarde to make sure our records on them are up to date.” he ordered. “I might as well have something to give Sergeant Major Ragnarsson when he calls for an update.” he added with another grumble.
Meredith hopped off her perch, stood to attention and saluted,
“Aye sir.” she said. She looked over to Elowyn, who looked between both Fangthanians and nodded, also standing up. The detective gave the Lieutenant a short bow,
“I’ll have a talk with Captain Fugit about what other information we might be allowed to give you. I want to see justice done as much as you do, Lieutenant, and I’m not going to stop until those responsible are behind bars. Though, which ones those will be, I cannot say.” she told him. Starhammer sighed,
“I’m sure ye will, lass. Go on then, I’ll not keep you any longer. Gruksdottir, ye’re dismissed.” he said wearily.
Meredith saluted again, turned on her heel and marched to the door, holding it open for Detective O’Toreguarde and quickly following her out into the reception area. She gestured to another door across the small reception area,
“Why don’t we sort out that witness statement first?” the Constable suggested, hiding a small smile at the barely hidden flustered expression on the other woman’s face. Not that she thought the slightly shorter woman looked quite cute like this. Of course not.It was a strictly professional observation.
Elowyn’s eyes went wide and she ran a hand down her face,
“Cuthbert’s scales.” she groaned, but quickly collected herself, “Yes, of course. I apologise, that conversation with Lieutenant Starhammer derailed things a little bit.” she added. Meredith shook her head,
“It’s no trouble, I realised that we’d all gotten a bit waylaid.” she glanced at her watch. It was now 1:15. She grimaced as her stomach rumbled, loudly. Elowyn cleared her throat to cover up her snort of laughter at the flush of red that spread across the Fangthanian woman’s cheeks and nose,
“Tell you what, Constable, why don’t we grab you some lunch? Then, assuming Lieutenant Starhammer’s relieved you of guard duty in favour of looking into the Grimbeards, we can pop down the station and get the statement out of the way. Then I can find some information that might be of help to you after that’s done.” she suggested. Meredith blew her breath through her moustache with an annoyed huff, but nodded,
“Aye, that sounds like a plan.” she agreed. Both women then turned to the stairs and made their way down them in almost perfect lockstep.
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cheshire-silent-cat · 7 months
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Peas in a pod
Pairing: Jason x fem! Reader
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Warning: suggestive, cussing, angst, dramatics and exaggeration, made up location .
Scenery: Let’s imagine that the titans forgave Jason but still had mixed feelings about his presence or what he stood for, and even though he wasn’t a titan anymore he still worked with them when necessary from time to time, and this was one of those times .
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📞“Dick?? Look this is a pretty shitty time to call” Jason said as he hid behind a wall to dodge rapid fire bullets from multiple angles.
📞”sorry to interrupt but it’s urgent” dick spoke from the comfort of his computer room, as he researched his next mission’s location.
📞 “Alright so what’s up” jason said as he heard the last man fall to the ground.
📞”it’s about our next mission, at a hidden kingdom, the aim is to recieve intel about it and include it in the database. Dick spoke proudly
📞“Tch. That sounds like a job for explorers, why am I needed” Jason said mounting his motorcycle.
📞“Your mission is to go undercover and retrieve the all powerful seer, they are said to serve as a core battery for the attacks of this kingdom” dick continued as he read the files.
📞“Oooo sounds exotic, anyways I do need a vacation, alright I’ll meet at the tower now” Jason spoke loudly as his motorcycle roared to its destination.
The next day the whole team were briefed about the plan and before they knew it they were standing on the grounds of innominatam, now all they had to do was journey to the floating capital which was reached by a special aircraft during their journey they learnt a number of things, they learnt that the capital floated over a ridiculously deep pit that could not be reached by any aircraft’s known to man, “it’s a special day here at innominatam, there will be an important meeting at the capital with all sorts of noble people, the seer will be one of them visiting us, bringing us good fortune” the pilot said excitedly, “can you tell us about the seer” korry asked, “well from what I hear, the new colony (land claimed) is quite promising which means more rich resources for us, although progress is currently being thwarted by a very small amounted group of rebels, I guess because of that our leaders have summoned the team of diplomatic members (usually kept away from the public) of innominatam to investigate among those diplomats will be the seer, I’m so excited” the man giggling while landing the aircraft, “enjoy the sights that innominatam has to offer”.
They all walked, keep a good distance from the other people while scheming, “now we just need to find away to get Jason close to the seer-“ dick spoke but was interrupted by a white robe wearing important looking coordinator “you there!” He yelled and Jason pointed to himself, the man briskly walked towards Jason “yes you! Aren’t you supposed to be with the seer? What the hell did you do with your suit!” The man scolded and behind his mask Jason just looked confused so he stayed silent, “hello? You are one of the seer’s guides are you not?” The man asked again, “yes? Yes! Yes I am! I just got lost could you umm help me out?” Jason said with sweaty palms trying so hard not to seem suspicious, “ugh you guards of nowadays are so stupid, come along” he said practically pulling and shoving Jason in the right direction, “hmm that was easy” gar joked, “gotta hand it to him, the kid is good” korry laughed sarcastically, “we are actually screwed” Rachael chimed in. “Alright everyone you know the plan, now move out” dick orders and they all split up disappearing into the crowd.
Meanwhile with Jason, it was like he found his people, barely an hour in and he found it easy to talk with the other guards they all walked infront of the seer, and Jason had to steal a few glances, you were stunning, your skin glowed, you were adorned in gold and moved gracefully in your black dress, your short tight curls covering your eyes at all times but you managed to see clearly, you were the same age as him or maybe a year younger, but as the other two guards talked Jason couldn’t stop staring at you well that was until the other guards started talking loudly and you twitched a bit, it was such a slight movement that even if he being a detective in his own rights, had blinked he would have missed it, this made his attention shift towards the guards in-front of him.
“I’m actually looking forward to those rebels showing up” one of the guards giggled loudly
“When they do show up I’m going to smash their skulls open” the other guard replied
“Well I’m going to take them down for good and then that will be the end of the rebellion” the first guard spoke again, trying to turn it into a competition. “What if I just fight you” the second guard replied again landing a punch on the shoulder of the first guard as they yelped in pain. “Let’s focus guys our main goal is to protect the seer and anyways we can just take them down together when they come, that’s why they sent uhhh three of us” Jason spoke up trying to verbally separate them, the mere words of teamwork and togetherness disgusted Jason to his core but he had to sell the part.
And even though Jason did the right thing by trying to diffuse the situation before they drew too much attention, at the end of the day the other two guards were jug heads (honestly a miracle they managed to keep you safe until now) “three this” one of the guards said throwing a huge punch at Jason, Jason crosses his arm to block it taking a step back to stiffen his stance bumping into you and knocking you to the ground, a large number of gasps could be heard, followed by a pin dropped silence from the entire room. Now Jason was never nervous, never ever had he not been outspoken or struggled to speak, he was a confident man and yet here is was a stuttering mess at the attempt to explain himself to you, a girl he just met tf? Who was he right now?? “I’m umm uhh I’m so sorry.. I uhh, the thing is they ummm, let… let me help” he said stretching his arms to you already halfway up “I’m fine” you said looking up at him, both your eyes hidden, “what?” He asked confused as to why you didn’t feel embarrassed “it’s okay, it was bound to happen really” you spoke in your usual soft voice, “I uhh umm…okay” Jason said finally giving up on explaining himself and just accepting your forgiveness, “now please wait here, i must now attend to my duties”
You said walking by the now saluting guards into a tent and as you disappeared into the curtains of the tent Jason followed your every movement with his eyes.
You being summoned was a rare occurrence because not just anyone could summon you, however today you had been summoned by the leader herself specifically for the purpose of sharing the knowledge your visions provided you of the future. “My Kuria (leader, this is what nobles and diplomats call the leader) I have arrived” you said entering the tent. The leader wasted no time and spoke “y/n tell me what will happen in my nearest future” she said with authoritative hand gestures and you clasped your hands together elegantly as though you were praying “my Kuria I foresee the rebels staging an attack on this very day in this very place, however they will be cornered but before then they kill seven aristocrats which will include 2 of my guards and myself once I am dead the rebels will be apprehended and the rebellion will reach its demise here” you concluded, with a relieved tone the leader spoke again “thank you y/n, that’s all I needed to know, you may go” she said and you did. From the moment you stood on the grounds of the floating capital you knew you would be a casualty but you weren’t fazed by the facts after all it’s not like you didn’t already know how exactly your life was to turn out and as for your death you had already accepted it,
You walked out of the tent now standing next to Jason once more, “the capital is very beautiful this time of the year, I truly wish I could have seen more of it” you said as you turned to Jason who was surprised you were speaking to him, “well uh there is still a lot of time” he said trying to lighten the mood, “that’s quite a nice thought but no” you lowered your head and smiled in defeat, you spoke so softly it tickled the ears of Jason in a sweet sensual way even when you were being serious, just then there was a loud explosion and as the smoke cleared a voice boomed through the crowd “leader of innominatam, leave our land alone, this colony has reached the end of its timeline now leave” they spoke, and according to your vision the time of the attack was punctual and without any warning they began slashing those who stood in their way and the aristocrat’s began fighting back, your guards lunged at the rebels with the first two getting taken out almost immediately, the rebels may not have looked like much but they were quite strong, now it was between them and Jason, they ganged up on him dislocating his shoulder forcing him to lay on the ground conscious but unable to fight or do much of anything really, now standing before you was a rebel towering over you it’s blade over his head threatening to strike you down and yet you refused to move, standing and watching thinking to yourself that afterall this was your fate all along. “Thank you guard you did your best” you spoke and suddenly Jason realised what you had meant, you had known that Jason would fail, that this would be the outcome, you had accepted it with all of your heart, but for some reason Jason, HE COULD NOT.
Using what little strength he had left, he lunged at you pulling you out of the way forcing you both to roll away from the rebels and him unto you, being the purest thing in the land it was ghastly to think that someone would touch or be seen with you in such a way, you both stared at each other for what felt like hours, shaken by the situation the rebels lost their focus and had to retreat, realising where you both were you both separated from each other, touching your head as it hurt from the impact of the floor, the furious crowd closing in on the both of you, it was unspoken of to touch not to mention lie on the seer in such a provocative way, “unbelievable” someone shouted, “disgusting” another yelled, “this is unheard of” one shouted trying to topple over the large number of voices shouting protest however the one that tore through the crowd was the leader in all her glory “the rebels have fled, y/n this is not the scenario you predicted” she said angrily, “this…. This isn’t what I saw….I-I don’t know what happened I-” you protest, still dazed as to what just happened, “hang on a second, this was my fault” Jason sat up coming to your defense, “Jason? Jason! What’s going on there” dick asked from their spy communicators laced in his ear “clearly it was your fault GAURD, how dare you interfere with the duties of a member of my court, how dare you touch a deer so provocatively!!” She said enraged “forgive me I-” Jason pleaded, knowing fully well that he did not have it in him to fight, but the leader interrupted “you will be executed for this” she demanded and the crowd closed in on you two but came to a sudden stop at the appearance of the titans “you have two options let them go or face us” dick said taking a stance with the rest of his team, the crowd continued their movement closing in once more “it’s always the harder choices” he said preparing to fight, in a panic you took Jason’s healthy hand “run” and raced to the edge of the capital “wait!!!!!! What are you doing?!?!!!!!” without even the slightest hints of hesitation on your face you both leaped of the edge and into the large deep pit below, the titans quickly looked at the edge with no sign of either of you, their new mission was to escape this fight and hide.
Meanwhile with you and Jason, as you fell into the very deep forbidden pit, still holding Jason, fuelled with determination once you caught sight of the ground below you, you took Jason’s steel pocket knife and fiercely dragged it into the pit walls to slow your speeds, the blade managed to drive deep into the wall stopping you both from falling any further, you both were now a reasonable distance away from the ground and Jason took the first leap down, and then you let go of the knife, not like he doesn’t have more replicas of the weapon, “what the fuck just happened” Jason said taking off his helmet, simply forgetting he hadn’t disclosed his identity to you, as he revealed his face at that moment it began to rain, it never rained on the capital because it was too far up in the sky but it did rain below. “Who are you” you said moving back practically quaking in fear, he certainly wasn’t a guard he had no markings and he had hair, he wasn’t a civilian because he spoke English that you had learnt in your many studies rather than the native language of innominatam. “Hey it’s ok, I don’t want to hurt, I would never, ummm my name is Jason, fuck this is a mess” he said his tone mixed with frustration and concern but all still genuine so you knew you could trust him “y/n” you said “huh?” Jason looked confused “that’s my name….y/n” you emphasise looking away to hide your blushing smile, it was weird to say your own name since you were constantly referred to as seer and nothing else.
Jason gave you a heart stealing smile before looking up to observe the situation and recall the event that had taken place before looking back at you, gaze filled with concern “I have no choice” he said “what do you mean” you replied “you know exactly what I mean” he spoke again “n-no” you protested, “don’t be stubborn, I have to get you back up there” he yelled with a concerned tone, and you stayed silent “why would you do this” he asked “they were going to execute you” you tried to fight back. “Who gives a damn, there are tons of heroes like me in the world” he said waving his arms, he stopped to look at the rain, your thin clothes already drenched and as much as he would have loved to gaze at how nicely the fabric stuck to your figure, his main priority right now was to seek shelter, and it didn’t help that he already knew that you sprained your ankle during the fall and just wouldn’t admit it, but what he knew for sure was that if you both stayed in the rain any longer it would not be a good start to surviving the night, pacing around he inspected the vast valley, pacing up and down and his frustrations began to build, “you’re a seer, what do we do now” Jason asked and for the first time ever you did not know, you felt frozen in place with actual ice frost grabbing unto your shoes as you tried to breathe, wasting no time, Jason picked you up (bridal style) and began marching, as fast as his legs could go after a while of walking he found a cave.
He placed you on the ground gently, feeling sorry for your drenched state but still finding so much beauty in you. Using your hands you parted your hair, showing off your crystal like eyes fixated on his, “thank you” you said softly and Jason actually turned into a blushing mess right in front of you, he was so out of whack, that while attempting to shield his face from you all he could spout out in response was “I’ll umm start a uhh fire”. It’s not like Jason did not have experiences with girls it was that they were not usually so gentle and kind hearted especially to him, it made his heart flutter without explanation.
Sitting closely to the fire in silence the atmosphere of the cave was tense, “are you normally that rough with all girls” you said staring at the fire, “n-no I was trying to-“ “save me, I know… I’m grateful, but still it felt different” you interrupted him, staring at you own palms before abruptly crawling to his side with eager eyes, and spoke “you’re a hero, does it usually feel like that…. When you save someone”, “what? No, it never feels like that, whenever I save someone, it’s usually just for fun or as a duty, this was different” Jason said staring at his own palms, “duties suck” you added before laying your head on Jason’s shoulder, at first he tended up so hard if you weren’t so oblivious you could almost hear how nervous he was but after a few moments he relaxed himself fully and your soft body felt amazing.
For the next few days both you and Jason got to know each other better although neither of you had confessed their feelings you found comfort in one another, the pit was hellish with such little to eat but compared to the past traumas in both your lives this predicament was a vacation, without reception Jason could not reach the titans all he knew was that they were still on the island because he had you so they would come eventually, to make matter worse your ankle never healed and with every passing day the pit got colder, on this particular day, your thin fabric clothing was doing you no favours, insisting you were fine your body shivered, unwilling to deal with your stubbornness Jason took off his leather jacket and dumped it on your head, you reluctantly put it on, feeling his body heat and smelling his cologne up close, it actually smelt good.
Later that night you were restless, tossing and turning at your side of the cave, “something wrong princess” he asked, that was a new one, putting your hands to your face you turned away from him “I can’t sleep is all” you spoke and after a few moments of awkward silence Jason finally replied “then why not come sleep over here, promise I’m comfortable”, reluctantly you scooted beside him, sitting you tried to imagine how you would make this work exactly, when suddenly you felt the pressure of his hand at the back of your head gently guiding your head to his chest, which to be honest was surprisingly comfortable, once asleep you wrapped your arms around him and when sunlight hit your face, determined to remain comfortable you turned away, Jason also still asleep had one hand on your back and the other behind his own head, after what felt like an eternity of peace and silence, you began hearing voices from various directions, “should we wake em” gar said, “they are kinda cute like this” Tim added in his most fan gushing voice ever, feeling irritated and thinking it was Jason messing around you raised your hand to cover his mouth, “gotta agree with Tim there” kory added, “yeah we don’t have time for this, Jason!” Dick ordered, “Jason shut up” you whined, turning further to the other direction, “sorry princess, that’s not me those are my friends, shit friends but still friends” Jason spoken eyes still closed clearly ignoring his rescuers, “we will meet you at age plane then” dick said and the titans left, “but seriously we do have to go” Jason concluded, annoyed you rose up, “so annoying” you muttered, “ahh so you do admit that I am very comfortable to sleep on” he teased, puffing your cheeks and looking away, “your friends are waiting” you tried to get a pass, “not until you admit it and trust me they will not wait forever” Jason said with a half serious tone, “fine, yes you are very comfortable to sleep on” you said rolling your eyes, “see was that so hard” he teased further, “no” with an amused face you shook your head, “atta girl” he concluded and you were more than ready to go, “oh yeah before I forget, do you want to come with me to back to the city” jason asked looking away bashfully, “really?” You asked, “ummm yeah, it’s a bit dangerous, and unstable but it would be….. nice having you around you know” jason tried gathering his words as he scratched the back of his head, “jason I would love to” you said, and you could see the joy spread on Jason’s face, “alright let’s go then” Jason said giving you a piggy back ride, as you both walked off to meet the others.
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Armin: If Hange was turned into a sentient Titan, do you think she would eat one of us just to try it out?
Mikasa: Without question, without hesitation, and without remorse.
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Reiner: Gabi, I heard from Magath you got kicked out of a class for using the c-word. That wasn't clever, was it?
Gabi: No, it was cunt.
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Connie: Jump out of a plane with a parachute and you'll be happy for ten to fifteen minutes
Connie: Jump out of a plane without a parachute and you'll be happy for the rest of your life
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Petra: When are we gonna kiss?
Levi: What?
Petra: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?
Levi: First of all those two words aren't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation.
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Reiner: Instructor Shadis, can you assist me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason and I don't know where they went
Historia, wearing a white button-up shirt that's twice her size: Huh, spooky.
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Reiner: I’m in love with you.
Porco: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Reiner: I know.
Porco: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Marcel: Love story for the ages! Enemies to lovers, 150k, slowburn! Buy one get one free!
Porco: Why are you promoting us?
Marcel: Well someone has to have more than two braincells in this relationship, and it's not gonna be me, so I'm finding you an investor.
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Mr. Yaeger: Remember Zeke, never talk to strangers
Young Zeke: Does this include Mom and Dad?
Mr. Yaeger: I-
Zeke: Does this include Mr. Xaver, the man who practically raised me one baseball game at a time?
Mr. Yaeger: Well-
Zeke: What about if the police arrests me? Should I not talk to them either??
Mr. Yaeger, wiping away a stray tear: You're way too bright for your age, way too aware. Oh, my brave little soldier...
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Porco: Pieck's dog died
Porco: So to cheer her up I'm thinking about getting her an identical one?
Zeke: What is she going to do with two dead dogs??
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Zeke: Well I was just thinking, if we're all sterile the other countries won't want to attack us since we wouldn't be a threat anymore-
Hange/Historia/Eren/Any Eldian with a goddam ounce of sense and no self-flagelling tendencies: Is it crack? Is it crack you smoke?? Are you fucking serious?
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Mikasa: Annie! I don't want to fight you.
Annie: I wouldn't wanna fight me either!
Armin: Annie!
Annie: Sorry. Yes you can use my shampoo.
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Yelena: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
Yelena: I would wish it on Eren tho. Fuck you, Eren. You know what you did.
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Reiner: Sorry if I'm not your cup of tea.
Historia:You're not even your own cup of tea.
Ymir: You're barely a cup and you don't like tea.
Historia:You're more like a rusty bucket of haunted bog water.
Reiner: Sorry if I'm not your rusty bucket of haunted bog water.
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Zeke: *at Magath's funeral, kneeling and whispering at his coffin*
Zeke: Who's thinking outside the box now, uh?
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Hange: Wait, how many kids do you even have?
Erwin: Biologically, emotionally or legally?
Hange: Well now I'm curious...
Erwin: Biologically: Too many to count. Papa's had his adventurous youth...
Erwin: Legally: About the entirety of the Survey Corps, plus a few strays from the Military Police. I have to feed, house them, and make sure they don't get their heads bitten off by titans after all... Plus, half of them are orphans already and I am their sole provider.
Erwin: Emotionally: I don't like any of you bitches.
Annie: Wahh, wahh. So sad.
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Sasha: You’re my closest friend. I mean, we share a toothbrush.
Connie: I was not aware of that.
Sasha: We do!
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Annie: Hey, you guys wanna play a game?
Annie: *serves everyone a cup of coffee*
Annie: The game's called "Don't Let Me Down". Don't drop anything *runs towards Mikasa*
Mikasa: *catches Annie, managing to balance out both the chick and the coffee perfectly*
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Eren, running towards Jean: Hey, catch me, horseface!
Jean: *Panics, drops coffee and doesn't catch Eren*
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Connie: *drops coffee and grabs Sasha*
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Ymir: *dives out of Reiner's way*
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Armin: *Tries to save both Historia and the coffee, ends up spilling it all over himself, transforms into a titan, blows everything up in a one-mile radius*
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Gabi: Hey Pieck, do you know where I've put my socks, you know, the green ones with little grenades?
Gabi: Wait.
Gabi: Are you making Sims of the entire Warriors unit??
Pieck: Yes, I'm also going to recreate the compound to house them all. Do you want to join me?
Gabi: Scooch over I have an idea for one of Magath's outfits
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Colt: Guys we need to- what are you doing?
Gabi:
Pieck:
Colt: Is that us as sims?
Pieck: ... Might be
Colt, sitting down next to them: Who's in the lead for most fires started while trying to make a garden salad?
Gabi: Annie's Sim, with 12 times so far
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Porco: Just so you all know what you're dealing with, I'm the kind of guy who saves manually before hitting "save & quit" when I play the Sims
Gabi: ...you could have "saved" this one for your therapist, we don't want to hear about your mental illnesses
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Zeke: This is such a stupid game.
Pieck: I had us go on a date chasing vampires and defeating a giant basement plant and then kissing under the moonlight. You're wearing an integral bear costume and using your extreme charisma to scam people out of money. Try again?
Zeke: It's... alright, I guess.
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Hange: Why isn’t there a pregnant barbie doll?
Hange: Because Ken came in a different box
Erwin: grOss-
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Annie: I feel like doing something stupid.
Armin: I’m something stupid. Do me.
Mikasa: Aw, Armin, you're not THAT stupid...
Armin:
Armin: ... What do you mean, not "that" stupid??
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Kenny: Why the fuck did the government put out a ‘Flee on Sight, Do Not Engage’ order about me for the whole populace??
Kuchel: I don't know, why would they be afraid of a man nicknamed "Kenny the Ripper"?
Uri Reiss: You terrify them. An Ackerman with guns and no regard for casualties is too much for them to handle.
Kenny: What a bunch of bitches. Don’t they know I only go after the Military Police?
Uri Reiss: Yeah. But according to sightings, you always look like you want to shoot whoever you come across off. No one wants to chance it. See? *shows picture taken when Kenny last went to get groceries*
Levi, peering at the picture, confused: That’s just Kenny’s normal face. Why would they think he wants to shoot them?
Kuchel: Because Kenny always looks like he wants to shoot someone.
Kenny: I have resting sniper face.
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Sasha: You have never seen Star Wars? Bro, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Historia! That’s because they lived the Star Wars!
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Connie: I'm selling my pet python. Anyone interested?
Jean: Is it massive?
Connie: It's huge
Jean: How many feet?
Connie: None. It's a snake, you twat.
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Pieck, putting her hands over Annie's eyes: Guess who!
Annie: It's either Pieck or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Pieck, pulling her hands away: It's me!
Annie: Dammit.
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Mikasa: You can’t shoot and kill Sasha just like that!
Gabi: Actually, I can. I totally can. I have guns and hands and a total lack of self preservation and everything.
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Eren: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Armin: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Eren: They're not.
Armin: Haha, very funny.
Eren: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Armin: No... what happened?
Mikasa: ...Why would you fall for this again-
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Eren, working as a cashier: *Ringing up Jean's groceries, a banana, an apple and two eggs* You must be single
Jean: Wow, how did you know that?
Eren: Because you're ugly.
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Reiner: Time to do some sketchy shit ~dah-daaaaah-dah-dahhhh-doooooh~
Berthold: Hope we get away with it ~dah-daaaah-dah-dahhhhh-dooooh~
Annie: Stop singing and come help me with this gate you morons, old McDonalds' farm isn't gonna sabotage itself
Marcel: ...~dah-daaah-dah-dahhhhh-dooooh~
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Jean: All women are queens
Eren: If she breathes she's a hoe
Mikasa: *pointing at Eren* I want this one
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Jean: Is that you who tagged "tw animal abuse" under the selfie I just posted?
Eren:
Eren: ...no
Jean: Why'd you do that?
Eren: Builds character
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Grisha: Hey son, want to hear a pizza joke?
Grisha: Nevermind, it's too cheesy
Zeke: I am selling you to the authorities first chance I get Father.
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Grisha: Don't be pepper-phony, don't betray your old man like that! It's the yeast you can do.
Zeke: I don't know whether to scream at you or never talk to you again
Grisha: You know what happened to the last guy who was indeSLICEsive like that? He pastaway.
Zeke:
Grisha: There’s mushroom for improvement, son
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Falco: When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels
Colt: Why?
Falco: Sometimes.
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Sasha: Why are you on the floor?
Historia: I'm depressed.
Historia: Also I was stabbed, can you call an ambulance please
Ymir, barrelling in: You were WHAT?? Whose ASS do I need to KICK??
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Grisha: I forgot my pizza in the oven
Grisha : Burned 2000 calories today
Zeke: AAAAARGGGGGG
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Grisha, at a restaurant in Paradis: Is my pizza gonna be long?
Carla: No, all our pizzas are round.
Grisha:
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Eren: I love the pizza jokes, Dad! More!
Grisha, patting his head: That's why you're my favorite son. You're such a fungi.
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Eren: Favorite? Dad, I'm your only son.
Grisha: ...yes, I meant between you and the dog- Mikasa. Between you and Mikasa.
Eren: Oh, okay.
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Mikasa: You’re alright for an old guy.
Levi: I’m not really that old.
Mikasa: ...You keep telling yourself that.
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Gabi on her first day as a vampire hunter: Wow this is easy
Gabi on her first night as a vampire hunter: Oh no
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Sasha: *jumps out of a huge cake* Surprise, my Queen! It is I, your most loyal vassal!
Historia: I was expecting my husband.
Sasha: Twenty years we've known each other, Historia, and now you don't want to see me pop out of a cake. I'm offended.
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Levi: Oh, right, I should have mentioned this at the beginning.
Levi, leaning in like he's about to tell a secret: I solve my problems through violence.
Erwin: *gesturing wordlessly at the pile of bodies he left behind*
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Eren: Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge?
Grisha: Sure.
Grisha: But the dining room would probably be more comfortable
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Eren: I like your smile.
Mikasa: Hn.
*Later*
Mikasa: What does it mean?
Armin: That he likes your smile?
Mikasa: But like in what way? Platonically? Affectionately? Romantically?
Armin: I don't know!
*Much later*
Eren: You know Mikasa best-
Armin: No I don't. I've never met her.
Eren: What does it mean when she says "Hn." After I tell her I like her smile? Is she starting to forgive me?
Armin: *sighs*
Armin: It means she appreciates the compliment.
Eren: But in what way? Platonically? Affectionately? Romantically?
Armin: I DON'T KNOW. Go bother your brother, relationship advice is what older siblings are for!!
Eren: The last time I asked Zeke he called me a moley dumbfuck and asked for Levi to come execute him
Armin: I'm sure he didn't mean it. Ask him again, he probably changed his mind.
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Ymir: People like to say, “you can't love someone unless you love yourself first". Well I call bullshit on that. I have never loved myself. But Historia? I love Historia so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.
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Carla: I brought Eren to the park this afternoon.
Grisha: So?
Carla: While he was on the playground, I saw he was about to hit his head so I told him to duck.
Carla: He quacked at me. And then hit his head.
Grisha, holding a crying Eren: Oh.
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*Jean wakes up in the hospital after being in a vertical maneuvering equipment crash*
Hange: I have some good news and some bad news.
Jean: Okay, what's the good news?
Hange: We managed to save your penis
Jean: That's great. And the bad news?
Hange: It's in this jar
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Sasha, trying on Hange's glasses: How do I look??
Hange, squinting: I have no clue
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Sasha: Please don't make jokes about crucifixion.
Sasha: Unless you really nail the execution.
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Floch: Your insolence has gone too far!
Connie: Wrong. It can go a lot further.
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Historia: I just realized that the word “seven” has ‘even’ in it.
Historia: That’s odd.
Erwin: Get out.
Historia: I'm the Queen! Hey! *She gets thrown out the room*
Historia, grumbling: I'm gonna make this our motto just to piss him off
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*Preparing for his date with Levi*
Mika Zacharias: Final question. Your dinner date starts at seven. What time do you arrive?
Erwin: Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30
Mike: You’re ready
Erwin: Really?
Mike: No. Everything you just said was insane and we are out of time.
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Hange: I think it has its charm... Levi would love the attention to details.
Nanaba: Nobody asked you, you're cackling-witch-level insane on a good day.
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Mikasa: Are you guys flirting or fighting?!
Hange: Flirting
Zeke: Fighting
Hange: ...Right. That's what I meant to say.
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Marcel: I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice.
Annie: I really don’t want your advice.
Marcel: ...Well then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Commander Magath: I'm Commander Theo Magath.
Gabi: Theo Magath? That's your name?
Commander Magath: Uh, yeah...
Gabi: You could do so much better than that. I’m going to call you Sparkle Sunshine.
Reiner: Gabi, that's rude
Gabi: ...Sorry. Commander Sparkle Sunshine.
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Zeke: After Pieck found my letters I had to come clean and tell her I was cheating
Zeke: She said she'll never play scrabble with me again :'(
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Yes, Grisha really is a lucky guy. Lost his old marleyan pun-hating family, found a new one who appeciates him and his pizza puns. Goals!
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Levi X Reader | Him On First Date
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One thing I am 100% sure of is that he'll give himself a lot of pep talks. Like from the moment he is about to ask you out to the moment he'll meet you on the date and even while you both are together his internal monologue is all about hyping himself up.
When he was asking you out, he sure was very nervous but he hid it well. But once you said yes and you both parted ways he'll let out a deep breath that he didn't realize he was holding back.
He is a little annoyed though, about how he is such an idiot when it comes to you. He's so very conscious about anything and everything. How he places his hands, should they be in his pocket or crossed? How his hair should be since you look at them a lot (you love them that is why you just can't help). 
Hange suggested that he should ask you to come to the restaurant directly so that he doesn't look too eager. After all, a lot of gold diggers are after him. But in the end, he was not able to wait enough to see you so he showed up at your place to pick you up. Plus how can he let you walk alone when HE is there?
He is very careful with everything in his house, especially his garden, but he still picked the flowers from there to give them to you.
Before knocking on the door he was like, "Come on Levi this is not a big deal. This is just another situation that you can deal with." And then you appeared out of the door looking so heavenly that he forgot to breathe or talk and there was this awkward eye contact because the both of you were stunned looking at each other.
He'd be dressed in the nicest suit that he has. You've always seen him in the uniform so this was a new sight for you as well.
The entire time on the date he'll steel glasses at any mirror he can to see if he looks fine and always accidentally lands his eyes on you and would just stare because he is too shy to do it directly.
He'll act all bold and tough on the outside while on the inside he is overthinking everything. 'Did I say that wayyy too creepily' or 'Was this too much information' or 'Oh you look so amazing, should I say it out loud? Would it be too weird? Nah I'm on a freaking date we're supposed to do all this. Right?' Or 'Wait but I didn't get any compliments. Do I even look fine? I mean I think I look good but I wonder what you think.'
He'll be rather chatty the entire time, it's as if his other personality comes out. He wants to tell you everything. Then remembers that he has to let you talk too but you LOVE it when he talks because you know he doesn't have anyone else he can talk his heart out to.
When ordering food he'll show off his ordering skill while at the same time explaining what all of this is to you and being super respectable about it. And that is how you know that he was a good decision.
Once he drops you off he'll be awkward because let's be honest, he wants to kiss you but doesn't know if the first date is the right time to do it or not. As he was fighting with his inner desires VS social cues you pulled him in and did it.
He was shocked for a second and then went, "Okay now let me show you how to do it the right way." as he pulled you in and kissed you
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Mental Hospital AU! Yandere! Attack on Titan x Female Reader
~|Eren Ending|~
Looking into his green eyes, Y/N never knew how much she would dread the head the words that would escape his lips.
”Y/N! I was looking for you. You and I can get out of here alive if we hurry up!” Eren explained as he grabbed her hand.
”Where’s Armin?! Jean said that you and Armin were together, so where is he?” Y/N asked.
”Armin got crushed under rubble. He told me to escape before Bertolt and Reiner set any more bombs off near me.” Eren answered.
”W-what?! It was those two..?!” Y/N exclaimed. “We have to get back to the staff room so that I can have you-“ 
“No!” Eren yelled as he interrupted her. “You and I can make it out together!”
”But we can’t! You’re a patient and I have to make sure you get to safety.” Y/N said.
”Y/N.. I feel safe with you! I don’t need this place to help me, you help me whenever I see you, talk to you! I love you so much Y/N, please!” Eren confessed.
”Eren..” Y/N began to say until he dragged her off, making their way to the nearest exit.
”Eren I don’t think I can return these feelings in the current environment but I need Mikasa to at least know you are safe!” Y/N said making Eren stop in his tracks.
”Forget Mikasa! You and I can start a new life together. I just need you to trust me. Please Y/N.” Eren begged.
The two stood there in the dim, red lit hallway. Screams could be heard from every corner of the building, making Y/N shiver. She still had to find Krista, Ymir and Sasha. Where they even okay?
”Eren.” Y/N said, getting his attention. As he ripped his head towards her, Y/N gently kissed his cheek and gripped his hands.
”Please understand that we can escape together after I find my friends. You and I can live together after this. No one will intrude our life except for our friends, I promise.” Y/N said.
Eren could only blush bright red at her actions. She was devoting herself to him in exchange to look for her possibly dead or alive friends.
”L-let’s go then.” Eren said as they quickly ran together towards the different Wards.
Making their way into each of the Wards, their bodies couldn’t be found nor any of their belongings. A wave of relief washed over Y/N as she turned back to Eren, who was already looking at her.
”Y/N, someone dangerous could be lurking around here and trying to take you. We have to get going now, please.” Eren said.
Y/N smiled at him and made their way to the emergency exit, which thankfully was not blocked like the others. Y/N had Eren wear her uniform coat to disguise himself as a doctor.
”There’s a lot of people Y/N..” Eren muttered as they joined the large group of doctors, who had rushed out in time.
”It’ll be alright.” Y/N said as she looked around and saw Ymir clutching onto Krista and allowing Sasha to hug onto her side as they all seemed to be crying or in some sort of pain. “Eren, I see my friends.”
”Let’s go to them.. wait no. They’ll tell someone about me and I’ll be separated from you!” Eren said.
”I promise you they won’t. Let’s go.” Y/N said as she led him towards the trio.
”Y/N! We were so worried about you!” Krista said as she hugged onto Y/N, sobbing harder than before. 
“We thought you were stuck inside the building!” Sasha explained as she also hugged Y/N.
”I’m glad you made it out, you idiot.” Ymir said, smiling at Y/N.
”Guys, as happy as I am to see you, I have to tell you something.” Y/N said as she let go of Krista and Sasha and held Erens hand.
”Isn’t that one of your patients?!” Sasha said not too loudly.
“I don’t know how to explain it in a way that will make you feel comfortable but, Eren loves me in a way that keeps him stable. I feel as though I need to be around him to help him.” Y/N calmly explained.
”But he’s a Mentally Unstable Patient..” Krista said as she looked at the towering boy. “Are you sure Y/N?”
Looking back at Eren and smiling Y/N simply said yes. Sasha and Krista supported the two and even Ymir decided to go along with the plan.
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“Eren! Where did you put the washing?” Y/N yelled out loud as she looked around their shared bedroom.
”Uhm, I think it’s in the washing machine already..?” Eren replied as he looked back at the TV with his little girl on his lap.
It had been at least a a few years after the incident. Y/N got a different job thanks to her smarts whilst Eren was a stay at home dad. Being the smart person she was. Y/N got a house just near her old apartment with her friends.
Raising a daughter was fun for Eren as he would tie her hair in a man bun just like his newer look and would constantly play with her. She was only 2 years old but you three were happy.
Plopping down onto the couch beside Eren, Y/N took her daughter from his hands and put rested her head on his shoulder as they cuddle closer together.
”I’m glad that no one can disturb us Y/N..” Eren said as he kissed her head.
”Yeah.. I’m glad that Carla will be able to grow up in a nice environment instead of some people. You and I are doing the best we can.” Y/N said as she cradled the toddler in her arms.
“I love you so much Y/N. I hope you know that.” Eren whispered.
”I know, love. I love you too.” Y/N replied. 
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you want some - porco galliard
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a/n: I LIVE!! ok. Attack on titan has my heart, and I literally wrote this when I was about 14 and saw Galliard in the manga, but this is the like, new and improved version. in this, all the scouts are spiders, and idk why. but i head-canon that eren would have spitting spider like abilities, and levi would be a camel spider bc they’re known the cut through their prey. i hope everyone has a nice day and why not reply / reblog, or send in an ask or request.
warnings: venom!porco x spider!reader, porco x fem!reader, reader has invisibility powers, and her mask consists of his pupils disappearing, spiderinamn au, kirstein!reader, have a nice day, not proofread. I am drunk and high when i write this
request: yes / no
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‘You find anything?’ Jean asked, dangling from his web. You swung between the buildings, sticking to one to reply.
‘Nothing useful. There’s just a bunch of old debris from that attack years ago. Still no life or anything.’ You could hear your brother grumble, the noise muffled by his mask, but the annoyance still filtering through.
‘I could’ve sworn this was the way Zeke went. Damnit.’ You stood in silence as he argued with himself.
‘Oi. There’s no point getting worked up. Just keep searching. I’ll go check Liberio , then meet you back here in 30 minutes.’
‘Yeah whatever.’ You rolled your eyes. If Jean was good at anything, it was complaining. He watched as you slowly blended into the environment, making the most of your chameleon-like ability.
‘You need to stop acting like such a baby.’
‘Like you can talk.’ When there was no reply, Jean realised you’d already taken your leave. ‘Stupid.’
‘Have you seen anything?’ Armin asked through a small earpiece.
‘Not yet. But I doubt anything is here. It looks so deserted.’
‘Sounds just like your territory.’ Jean teased from his own position. ‘Do a ground search. There’s only so much we can see from the air.’
Usually you’d ignore his ideas, but this one wasn’t bad. Detaching your web, you lowered yourself to the ground, careful not to get caught in the torn up main street. You were right in your assumption. The place was completely deserted, mind a few pests here and there. The only noise was the soft buzz of a store light.
‘Hey Armin. What’s this place’s yearly power use?’ There was a loud crackling noise from the earpiece, followed by silence. ‘Armin? Jean? Either of you there.’ Again, nothing but crackling. ‘Shit. I lost reception.’
You did a scan of the remains of buildings lining the main street, and shot a web towards an only stone one.
Most of the buildings were in a rough state, very few having windows, and even fewer having all 4 walls intact. One thing that did stick out though was that random buildings had lights on, illuminating the street.
‘Why would there be lights on in an abandoned city?’ You thought. Your thoughts were interrupted by a high frequency from the mic.
‘Y/n!’ Armin suddenly shouted.
‘Hey! Why’d you have to shou-‘
‘You need to get out of there right now! Something big is-‘
The mic cut out before he could finish.
‘Hello. Armin. Come in. Something big is what?’ With no reply, you lifted yourself to the top of a building, trying to reconnect. ‘Armin? Hello?!’ With no reply, which meant no signal, you were practically alone. Well, you thought.
The dumpster thrown at you gave him away.
Narrowly dodging the flying rubbish container, you looked in its direction. Nothing. Only the empty alleyway.
‘I know you’re there!’ You shout, hiding in your surroundings. ‘Otherwise, I wasn’t aware Shiga had flying objects.’ When there was no reply, you frowned. Crawling to the edge of the building, you looked down, finding nothing. ‘Damnit.’
As you go to stand, your earpiece crackles once more. ‘-ehind yo-‘ Armin howled before you’re suddenly pushed into the concrete.
‘Shit.’ You think, trying your best to get up, only to have your arms pinned down by a gooey black substance.
‘Don’t even try.’ A raspy voice above you whispers. ‘Nothing gets out of this. Not even spiders.’ You felt a hand grip your head, turning it to look up, and you came face to face with 2 large white eyes, surrounded by the same stuff as what had you trapped.
‘What are you?’ You stammer, trying to keep your confidence. It laughs. An evil laugh.
‘We are Venom.’
‘We? Th-There’s more of you.’
‘Relax.’ This time, the voice is different. Instead of deep and raspy, the creature had a softer voice, with a more comfortable tone. ‘There’s only 2 of us. And I'm a human, just like you.’
You watched as the goo melted away, revealing the face of a man. A man with a strong jaw, but soft eyes. An undeniable attractive face, but you couldn’t say that, even if you wanted to. This guy had been decided as a villain the minute you were attacked. You watched as he stepped out of ‘Venom’, coming closer to you. As well as an attractive face, he was also quite tall. Or, taller than you at least.
‘So, what’s a pretty lady like yourself doing in my home?’ He asked. You still frowning, moving to attack him, but being restrained by Venom. ‘Come on. It’s an easy question. You can’t have wanted anything valuable. There’s nothing here.’
‘Who are you?’ If you couldn’t escape, you’d get as much info as you could before someone else arrived.
‘Who am I? Well, I’m glad you asked. Porco Galliard. And you’ve met Venom.’
‘Unwillingly, but… yes.’ Venom didn’t seem to talk your comment so nicely, pulling your arms in opposite directions. It felt like the symbiote was trying to tear you in half. ‘Ah shit.’
‘Hey. Venom. Quit it.’ Porco said, turning to him.
‘Oh please. Let me tear the spider apart. What’s the point in having her around? Her friends will be here soon.’
‘I’m aware of that, but it doesn’t matter. God. You have terrible people skills.’ If Venom had pupils, you guessed he probably would’ve rolled them. ‘In fact, let her go. What kind of person holds a guest down like that?’ You sighed when the squeeze on your body subsided, and you were able to stand. For a second, you thought about going camo again, but if they’d caught you the first time, what was stopping them from catching you again.
‘Don’t try.’ Porco interrupted your train of thought.
‘What?’
‘You’ve seen him now. He’ll find you.’
You stare at the symbiote for a moment, then move to the blonde's eyes. You felt sympathetic for them both. They were stuck in this shitty city. You were only a visitor. Or, a hostage depending on how you looked at it.
‘So what am I meant to do? Wait here for the rest of my life?’ You ask, tightening the grip on your fists.
‘Well that’s an option-‘
‘No, its not!’ Venom cut in. ‘She’s seen me. I get to eat her now. That was the deal.’
‘No. That’s with bad guys. She isn’t a bad guy.’
‘She’s a spider!’
As the 2 argued, Jean’s voice finally reached a signal.
‘2 minutes. I’m nearly in Liberio now.’
‘Please hurry.’ You whisper.
‘What?’
Looking back at the 2 in front of you, you find 4 narrowed eyes.
‘Oh come on. Look, you’ve scared her now. This is why you need better social skills.’
Opting to not come between the 2 bickering, you shot a web at the next closest building, dragging yourself back. You heard a faint ‘hey’ followed by the sound of walls being grasped, but you don’t look back to see what it is exactly. You had a pretty sure idea, and looking back would slow you down. For now, all you had to focus on was getting out of Liberio. And seeing your brother in the distance was your first sign of luck.
‘I’m perfectly fine, Hange.’ You informed, phone being held to your ear by your shoulder. ‘I wouldn’t even count it as an attack. The guys just wanted to talk.’
Hange Zoe is the Captain of the current Spider-People. It wouldn’t exactly be called an organisation, but they’d found that recent, there was more Spiders than ever. Why exactly, they didn’t know. But regardless, Hange wanted to make sure there was a place for them.
‘Even if you think you’re perfectly fine, you may not be. Come around so we can get someone to check. I don’t care who, as long as it isn’t you or Jean. Preferably, I’d like Armin to check.’
‘I’m not getting anybody to check.’ You argued, storming around your kitchen. ‘If I was dying right now, then I’d be… well… dying.’
You could hear Hange sigh on the other end of the call.
‘Spider’s aren’t invincible, my dear. You of all people should know that-‘
‘And I do! I just…’ Now it was your turn to sigh, dropping your mug and holding your phone properly. ‘I’m fine, Hange. I’ll get Armin to check over me tomorrow. I’m just tired is all.’
The line went silent, the only indication they hadn’t hung up being that the call was still active.
‘First thing tomorrow, get Armin to do a check over. Get some sleep. We’ll take tomorrow.’
They hung up and you stared at the screen for a moment.
All spiders had a canon event of some sort. You could barely call yours recent, and it happened to a lot of spiders at the same time, but a large-scale earthquake in your home town 8 years ago, and watching a 50 metre building come down on your parents did the trick. Did the trick for you and your brother.
You wipe your hands over your face and groan. It’d been a long day.
The pizza that’s been sitting in your fridge for almost a week was practically screaming at you the minute you opened the door. You chucked it on the counter and thought about heating it up for about a second, deciding cold pizza is superior.
‘So you have (eye/colour) eyes?’
You’re blending into the wall and shooting webs before you actually see who the person is.
‘How on earth did you-‘
‘We followed you.’ Venom admits, coming awfully close to your face. ‘We figured it’d be easier to eat you when you’re alone.’
‘He figured that.’ Porco adds. ‘But yes. We followed you.’
You’re clinging to a cupboard door, looking around for ways to get to your apartment door when your phone starts ringing.
‘Shit. Jean.’ You mentally curse.
‘Venom. Back up. Let her answer it.’
You stare at Porco, slowly revealing yourself, and he laughs at the way you’re gripping the cupboard. But he nods towards the phone, mouthing a “pick it up”.
With shaking hands, you take your phone and bring it to your ear.
‘Hey.’ You say.
‘Hey. Hange just texted saying you refused to do a check up. Are you all goods?’
‘Y-yeah. I’m fine. Just tired and a little shaken after today.’ As you’re speaking, you don’t take your eyes off the blonde standing in your apartment, seeing him smirk but obviously listen to your call.
‘Do you want me to come around?’ Porco’s grin melts away instantly, and he shakes his head. The decision was really up to you.
You could’ve said yes. You could’ve gotten your brother to come to your apartment, and both Porco & Venom may have left straight away, but something in you does the opposite.
‘No. But thank you. I’m probably going to have dinner then go to sleep. I’m going to see Armin tomorrow for a check up anyway.’
‘You sure? Ok then. Make sure to look after yourself, Y/n. Call me if you need anything.’
‘Yep. Tell Marco I say hi.’ You ended the call, and watched Porco’s look of surprise as you climbed down from the shelves. ‘You happy?’
Neither he nor Venom speak, and you think for a moment that you’re imagining them there. Until you shoot a web at him to make sure and it sticks to his face, sending him into a fit of trying to get it off.
‘Ok, you are actually here.’
‘Of course, I’m actually here.’ He whines, shaking the webs off him. If he hadn’t broken into your apartment. you might’ve laughed at him, but the circumstances were different. With a bit of your fear dispersing after his reaction, you go back to your pizza, taking a slice of it.
‘You want some?’ You ask, mouth half full. Venom frantically nods, and you smile a little bit. ‘Pizza fan?’
‘He’s a fan of anything with meat on it.’ Porco informs, getting the last of the web away. ‘Just throw it and he’ll grab it.’
You do as told and watch as Venom contorts to catch the food. Your smile stays, and you offer Galliard a piece, but he declines.
‘So why did you follow me?’ You ask casually.
Porco seems to freeze, trying to think of an excuse but Venom chimes in.
‘He thought you were hot. And he never gets any girls in Liberio.’
‘That’s only because there’s no one in Liberio!’
You’re slightly taken back by the confession, but you burst into a fit of laughs. ‘Hey. What’s so funny?’
‘You followed me this far just because of that?’
‘W-Well, like I said, we never get any girls in Liberio, so I think it’s justified.’
You nearly took yourself out laughing so hard. Tears were in your eyes as you fell onto your kitchen floor, clutching your stomach for life. Porco just glared down at you, a dark red tint on his face.
‘I could kill you right now and you’re laughing at me!’
‘I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just too funny.’ You apologise, attempting to stand but falling into another fit of laughter.
Venom grinned at Porco, and Porco just flipped him off.
When you calmed down, you breathed deeply, too exhausted to stand up.
‘Jokes aside, that is really sweet, I guess.’ You pat the spot next to you, and Porco hesitates but takes it. ‘If you hadn’t tried to kill me, that is.’
‘I wouldn’t call it trying to kill you.’ He reasons. ‘More like-‘
‘A shit attempt at flirting.’
‘Will you fuck off?!’
Venom melts into the blond’s back, and it disgusts you at first, but then realise that it could be worse.
A blanket of silence covers the kitchen, you both just staring into space when there’s a knock at your door.
‘Shit.’ You curse, jumping to your feet to answer. ‘Armin?’
‘Y-Yeah. Jean told me you needed a check-in after that thing attacked you.’
‘Yeah, but I was gonna do it tomorrow…’ You only realise then that that thing was sitting in your kitchen. ‘If that’s alright.’
‘It’s probably better to do now, if you don’t mind. I promise it’ll be quick. I just need to do a blood test, then check for any visible wounds or bruises.’
‘Uh. Yep.’ The ‘p’ is stretched out as you open the door, allowing your friend to come in. The minute he’s in, you basically sprint around to check your kitchen. It’s empty.
‘Everything ok, Y/n? You seem on edge.’ Armin asks, sitting up a blood bag.
‘Yeah. Yep. Just fine.’ You answer, rubbing your face again. ‘Do you want some pizza?’
‘As you all know, the festival goes from the main street to the subway. Your job today is to stay on the lookout for anything dodgy, or anything that could harm the mayor and her wife.’ Levi told, looking over the spiders standing in front of him. ‘You are not to engage unless you are certain they are in danger. If you are certain, then you are to report immediately, and keep casualties to a minimum. Understood?’
‘Yes, sir.’
The festival was to celebrate 10 years since the earthquake, and to commemorate those that didn’t make it. The mayor, Historia Reiss, and her wife, Ymir Reiss would give a speech, showing respect for each victim, before travelling around the city to orphanages were children whose parents died were welcomed. Unknown to the public, Ymir Reiss was in fact a Spider, which meant that on days such as the festival, it wasn’t hard for the couple to get that extra bit of protection..
‘How are we meant to know if something is the right level of dodgy?’ Connie asked over the comms-device. ‘I mean, some of us might think that people surrounding the place in pairs is dodgy. We probably look like a damn cult.’
‘Just anything out of the ordinary, I guess.’ Jean replied. ‘Although, a bald guy and a chick stuffing her face is pretty peculiar.’
You all heard Connie send a string of curses are your brother, but you just laughed under your breath.
The event was generally pretty safe. Everyone lost someone, some more than others, so everyone was more of less on the same page about the festival.
‘How did you 2 get stuck together?’ Eren asked, looking at the duo through the crowd. ‘And how come I got stuck with Horseface? Why am I even a pair?’
‘Just focus on the mission, please.’ With Levi’s command, the comms fell quiet.
The day was nearly over, and so far nothing bad had happened. The odd protester here and there, but police were able to deal with them without you needing to step in.
‘All good on my end.’ You checked in. Everyone else replied in the same state. ‘Pretty good year if you ask me.’
‘Nah. Some drunk asked how one of Santa’s elves escaped’ Connie screamed. ‘And then he had the audacity to start singing carols to try lure me in.’
‘Suck it up, Connie.’ You could practically hear Connie fighting the urge to reply, but fighting the Captain seemed to weigh out that option.
‘Hey guys. I got something down the end of the main street.’ Armin reported. ‘I think it’s dormant for now, but I might need someone down there soon.’
‘I’ve got it.’ You replied, slowly pushing your way through the crowd. ‘Can you tell me what it is exactly?’
‘It’s like a black goo.’
You stopped in your tracks, frowning.
‘Come again?’
‘A black goo?’
‘I’ve got a visual.’ Eren added. ‘Definitely ain’t dormant.’
‘Do you need back up?’
‘I might in a minute.’ Without further discussion, Eren decided this was dodgy enough to engage, throwing his mask on and swinging into action.
The minute he moved, the symbiote threw himself off the building, shattering the windows as he propelled towards the spider. Eren grunted when he came into contact, goo covering his arms and immobilising him.
‘Shit.’ He cursed, doing his best to try escape.
‘Surely I can eat this one.’ Venom hissed, inching his face closer towards Eren. ‘There’s plenty of spiders around.’
‘Fuck off.’ The brunette cursed. He tried to shoot a web, only for it to be absorbed into Venom’s body.
‘Come on. I can get it over and done with quickly.’ Venom’s mouth was surrounding his head when it suddenly began choking, grabbing at its neck. Eren took the opportunity, spitting acid into the goo. This time, it melted away and he was able to pull a hand free. Free enough that he was able to latch onto another building and pull himself out of the symbiote.
‘Thanks, Y/n.’ You stayed clinging to Venom, arms wrapped around where she knew Galliard was inside of him.
‘H-Hey. Time out.’ The blonde shouted, voice muffled. You loosened your grip, still holding them both.
‘Get the fuck out of here before we kill you.’ You whispered. Venom grunted, but you suspected it may have been Porco instead. As you went to pull your arms away, the organism wrapped around your arms, pulling you into it.
‘I’m gonna need backup.’ You said over your air piece before Venom ripped it out of your ear.
‘You can eat this one, Venom.’ Porco smirked. You winced, feeling the symbiote’s teeth curl around your arm. Just as you thought it was about to bite your arms off, a blinding light cut through his body, eliciting a deafen screech from Venom.
‘You brat.’ Levi degraded as he swung past, cutting through Venom again. You felt as it pulled you away, keeping a hold until it dropped into an empty street.
Venom unravelled, leaving Galliard standing there.
‘Long time, no see-‘
‘Get out of here.’ You hiss, urging him away. ‘If Levi catches you, you’re dead.’
Whether he believed you or not, he sprinted off, disappearing as the other spiders came down the street.
‘Where did it go?’ Jean asked, obviously ready to kill the thing that attack his sister.
‘I’m not sure, sorry.’ You say, hands on hips and out of breath. ‘It dropped me and disappeared. I didn’t see where.’
‘I’ll go find-‘
‘Leave it for now.’ Hange decided. ‘It seemed to have no intention of harming anyone other than us. And we have no idea what it is, so until then, we keep on looking out for it. Return to post until Historia and Ymir are done, then return to base.’
‘Yes, Captain.’
Your apartment was quiet when you got home. Lights were off apart from the one in the kitchen.
‘Please say you chucked the pizza- what are you doing?’ You said, acknowledging the blonde sitting on your kitchen floor.
‘I’m having withdrawals.’ He whined. taking another swig of his can. You just laughed.
‘Too fucking close today.’
‘It wasn’t even. You were perfectly fine, and it wasn’t like he was actually going to bite your arm off.’
‘I thought about it.’ Venom said.
‘Yeah well. Get the fuck out of my body.’ You replied, walking over to the other imposter. Porco took your hand and (with great discomfort), Venom transferred back to his normal host's body.
‘That’s better.’ Porco sang, suddenly brought to life. You shook your head with a smile, opening the oven to see he had in fact chucked the pizza in to heat it up.
‘Are you staying the night?’
‘Well, it’s probably easier than trying to get back to Liberio right now.’ Porco stood up, wrapping his arms around your waist gently and resting his head on your shoulders. ‘The lights finally gave out.’
‘They’ve shut it down?’
‘Mhm.’
‘So where are you going to stay now?’ You place your hands over his, stroking the back of his palm. The man sighed, breathing hot air against your neck.
‘No clue. I’m sure there’ll be somewhere in Liberio that still has power.’
There was a moment of silence between you two, and you leaned back against his shoulder. No one lived in Liberio but them. You knew because you’d been lying to Hange about it in order to keep that small amount of power going there. But they must’ve done a scan themselves and seen no one.
‘You could move in with me?’ The suggestion seemed like some wild thing. Something that hadn’t even crossed Porco’s mind. ‘Then you wouldn’t have to put in as much effort to get stuff, or to come see me.’
The arms around your waist tightened, and you felt a smile press to your lips.
‘We wouldn’t annoy you?’
‘Porco. We’ve been together for 2 years. If you annoyed me enough, you would’ve already.’ You spun in his arms to face him, hands finding his jaw. ‘And Venom can sleep in a dog box.’
‘I am not sleeping in a box!’ The symbiote shouted, enraged by the idea. ‘Let me actually bite her arm off!’
You laughed, pressing a chaste kiss to your partner's lips before reaching for the pizza.
‘Venom. You want some?’
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there is a thing not enough people talk about and it's that I can't get into a new obssession, before I am done milking the fuck out of the one I'm currently on.
(Like, do I know JJK is going to be my jam? Yes. Do I know it's going to ruin my life in the worst/best way? Yes?
But I'm in my attack on titan era and if I take a sharp left turn now I'll be missing out of the aot glorious content I'm currently spiralling and drowning in and it's just not a concession I'm willing to make at the moment.)
(And like, are there fics I want to read? Yes. Will I be able to enjoy them right now? No. I'm PACING MYSELF I AM WHO I AM I NEED TO DO IT JUSTICE YOU MUST BE PATIENT.)
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rachelbachelcos · 9 months
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Let’s Talk About Fairy Tail!
Before you start reading this just know that this does contain spoilers up to the end of the show. Also. YES. I will go on for hours about this show if you let me.
Recently I finished my third? fourth? rewatch of the Fairy Tail anime and was once again reminded how much I love it. Now I’m not one who likes to rank my favorite shows or have “Top 5’s” and the like, but Fairy Tail would definitely be at the top of mine if I did. It has definitely become one of my top comfort shows. 
I started watching anime sometime around 2018, so I haven’t been in the anime community for long, nor was I around when Fairy Tail started and when all of the opinions on the series were being voiced. Not long after I got into Fairy Tail, I learned that there was a lot of hate around it that I never really understood. Is it perfect? No, it definitely has its flaws. But many fan favorites aren’t.
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I think what most people don’t understand, and need to, is that everybody consumes different media for different reasons. What I might be looking for in a show is not the same as what you are looking for in a show. One of the biggest tropes that Fairy Tail has and plays into is “found family”. This is the main reason that I keep coming back to watch this series. For individuals like me, who have always struggled to fit in and connect with their family, this is huge! This series makes you feel like a part of the guild, and like you are part of their created family. The guild accepts and embraces all of the differences and personalities of its members, something that people like me wished our families could do. They will do whatever they can to help each other. It is mentioned all the time how the guild is like a family, with Makarov always referring to its members as his “children”. I have never wished to crawl into my screen and be part of a fictional world more than this one.
Fairy Tail is a series that is bright, colorful, and full of hope and joy. It also is full of action and adventure. I’ve seen the argument that one of its problems is that nobody ever dies and there is too much “power of friendship”, but is that really such a bad thing? Sometimes we need the lightheartedness and comfort knowing that our favorite characters are going to be ok, and make it out alive. To put it into fanfic terms: sometimes we need a little more fluff, and less angst. There are plenty of other series that specialize in tackling more serious topics and dramatics. If I wanted to watch a bunch of people get killed, I’d go watch Attack on Titan. I’m certainly not watching that for its wholesome vibes. Reality already has so much intensity and drama. If I’m trying to escape from it for a bit, am I really escaping if the media I’m consuming is also full of it?
When it comes to pulling at your heartstrings, Fairy Tail actually does a pretty good job at that without anybody dying. For starters, the Tartaros arc as a whole is emotional. Between fanfics and edits that I had seen prior, I was aware of Aquarius’s key getting broken and her leaving before I even watched that episode. However when I did watch it, even knowing it was going to happen, it tore me up. I cried so hard. Don’t even get me started on the dragons at the end of the arc. Another emotional moment for me was during the Tenrou arc when Cana told Gildarts that she was his daughter. That moment made me tear up, but with happy tears. It’s especially endearing to see how they changed and adapted to that new relationship over the course of the rest of the series, especially Gildarts.
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Speaking of character development, Fairy Tail actually does this well for some of the characters. Let’s start with Lucy. Yes. Lucy Heartfilia (I will not tolerate any Lucy hate)  has some great development. At the start of the series, she is shown to be scared and hesitant during missions and fights, and relying on the others to take care of business. Gradually she becomes stronger, both with her magic and mentality. Her growth feels like a natural and realistic progression. Come the end of the series Lucy has unlocked new and powerful sides to her magic, and fights alongside the others. Honestly, considering her background as a socialite, her development is even more impressive. I could write a whole ass essay about her character if I’m honest. It’s tempting.
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Ok. Here’s my hot take: I don’t think that the fanservice in Fairy Tail is as bad as people make it out to be. Yes it is there, I'm not trying to say that it isn't, but for me, I don’t think it ever really took away from the story. Off the top of my head, there is mainly one instance that sticks out to me where I felt that it was excessive and unnecessary, and that was during the Grand Magic Games arc during Mirajane and Jenny’s battle. I also want to point out that it is the same characters who have the most fanservice that are deemed the strongest, while being simultaneously feared and looked up to for that strength. The fanservice is not their only character defining trait. I think if it were, then it would be a problem.
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Some time after I started writing this (which I have been doing on and off for awhile now) I came across this video on TikTok that talked about one of Fairy Tail’s best factors is its enjoyability, and I loved that simplistic explanation of the series. 
I have so many more thoughts about this series, but I’ll stop here. My other thoughts might eventually get their own posts. Especially if I feel like spending time focusing on specific characters or moments (that Lucy character analysis is itching for me to write it). On that note, I am always down to scream about Fairy Tail if you are!
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October recs
I’d like to say I was saving these recs for Thanksgiving - to read while digesting food, or while avoiding your family, or to recuperate afterward from all that socializing - but really I was just procrastinating as usual. Although I did sort them by length, to better select something for all the reasons above. Mostly comedy and almost entirely DCU fic again, except for one lone hilarious fic for The Untamed. Enjoy!
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A Chips And Dip Kind Of Night by whaleofatime (1.8K, gen)
Bruce is working undercover at a 7/11.
Dick does not know this.
Short and funny and adorable.
Truth Serum is the Worst by JackHawksmoor (3K, gen)
Batman gets dosed with a truth serum and unexpectedly spends most of the time talking about how desperately he loves his children, how awesome they are, and how he wishes he was better at being a father.
Whumpy and skims across the surface of some serious trauma (ah, Bruce and his repression), but with a wonderful dynamic between Bruce and Dick.
5K-10K
Runaway by sardonic_sprite (6K, gen)
"There's easier ways to run away, y'know, kid."
"I don't know what you’re talking about."
"Really?" The boy raised an eyebrow, giving Damian a meaningful appraisal. "Rucksack, clothes that don't fit, no parents or anyone around, lying your way places?"
AU in which Damian runs away from the League and bumps in Tim in civilian guise. Kinda handwavey timeline-wise, but a fun alternate meeting.
In Case of Catastrophe by swampbebe (8.5K, gen)
Well, Tim is resourceful, even if he’s a cat now. Bruce is still on patrol and won’t be back for a while, but Dick and Damian are both at the manor. Tim will make his way there, tap out morse code to explain what happened, and then they’ll get him turned back into regular ol’ Tim.
All in all, this will just be a minor setback.
Tim gets turned into a cat by magic nonsense. His family doesn't figure it out as quickly as he'd like.
I'm weak for 'character gets turned into a cat' stories anyway, but this one is hilarious.
10K-20K
know your enemy by Valkirin (12K, gen)
Jason Todd thought he was ready for anything when he headed to Titans Tower to have a talk with Robin. He was not ready for Stephanie Brown.
In which Steph is still Robin during the Tower attack and things go VERY differently, and amusingly. Stephanie Brown: Sassmaster vs Jason's Overdramatic Schtick is only the beginning.
brilliant (like a confession) by kathkin (14K, Lois/Clark)
After years of pining after an alien demi-god who is, much as she hates to admit it, miles out of her league, Lois realises she's caught feelings for her co-worker. Unsure whether or not to tell him, she seeks advice from the most sensitive guy she knows - Superman. Things don't go as she expected...
I adored this Lois voice and all the identity mess, and admired how the fic manages to be both incredibly funny and genuinely tender.
Veritas by trickybonmot (19K, Wangxian)
Wei Ying needs a fake terrible date. Lan Zhan volunteers.
*wheezing with laughter* I can never go back to WWX as Troll Disaster Date for this trope again, Lan Zhan is CLEARLY the master. Ye gods, the shenanigans and horniness in this are amazing.
Five more long stories under the cut!
20K-30K
tell me your name, is it sweet by dexdefyingstunts (26K, Tim/Jason)
There's a pretty girl in this bar who won't stop looking at Jason.
Or: Jason meets med student Caroline Hill.
Normally I don't rec WIPs, but this one is pretty much pure porn with some genderfluid Tim, so while I am looking forward to the last chapter it's not gonna cliffhang you or anything.
Getting It Right by FabulaRasa (27K, Bruce/Hal)
Hal and Bruce spend an unexpected weekend together in Star City. Along they way they grapple with PTSD, internalized homophobia, financial instability, drug addiction, and physical abuse, but on the plus side they clean house at Blaster Bouncer.
Despite the summary's ominous (albeit accurate) listing, this is a shockingly soft story about Bruce having a panic attack at Ollie's birthday party, followed by an accidental sleepover with Hal, and then a sorta-accidental day-long date around town. So lovely.
OVER 60K
Proof by Westgate (66K, gen)
A Batfamily AU where Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian meet first on the streets of Gotham, before they ever meet Bruce Wayne. Some details will feel familiar, and some will not. The end result, as it always should be, is family.
Mmm, found family + street kids + hurt/comfort. A cozy, tropey, hopeful read.
Under Vitrine Glass by galkyrie (67K, Tim/Jason)
Tim Drake is undercover investigating a potential serial killer who's using Gotham as their hunting ground when Jason returns from an off-planet mission with the Outlaws. The only problem? The investigation has put him thoroughly into The Red Hood's territory and blowing his cover or bringing him in this investigation is not worth the risk.
The last thing Tim expects after their first run-in with each other is Jason's interest in the person he's pretending to be.
I loved this as a casefile and as a slow burn romance.
Time Bomb Town by Moxibustion (112K, Tim/Jason)
In a world of scientifically proven psychic abilities, the practitioners - the so-called Talents - are called on to serve the public good. This is never more true than in Gotham, where the Wayne Parapsychic Institute works diligently for justice and peace in what is otherwise a mecca of rogue Talents. Bruce Wayne is one of the most powerful Talents on record; a Prime. So are all his children. All, that is, except for Tim Drake; a winged donkey to their high-flying Pegasus. Fed up with the constant reminders that he will never be able to catch up to their flight into the stars and beyond, he leaves.
Trying to put the shattered pieces of his life together, he comes across Jason Todd; former member of the Wayne Parapsychic Institute and a powerhouse in terms of Talent, alive in an asylum years after everyone assumed him dead.
Tim is determined to help Jason find a way back. Jason might end up teaching him a way forward.
Set in a world inspired by a series of Anne McCaffrey books, but you don't need to have read them (I haven't!) - it's a fun and plotty and angsty cyberpunk-ish adventure.
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Attack On… Podcast!
Archive of Our Own
As the Attack on Titan series comes to an end after ten years, the cast is reunited in hosting a podcast, talking about their times on the set of the filming, their friendships, and all in-between.
And well, shenanigans are inevitable.
Attack on Titan acting AU, as the cast host a podcast, and interview the rest of the cast.
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Episode 04
Armin: …
Eren: So…?
Armin: what?
Eren: don't you want to do your thing…?
Armin: What thing?
Eren: Oh Armin for God's sake!
Armin: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Eren: Dude come on.
Armin: …
Eren: Hey we have guests.
Hitch : I have no idea what's going on.
Annie: Same.
Armin: alright, welcome guys to another episode of our podcast–
Eren: No, no–
Armin: Seriously?
Eren: Yes.
Armin sighing: Ok, on that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Titans and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.
Eren: There you go.
Armin: Happy now?
Eren: Delighted even, soooo hello again guys! We are here with yet another episode, and we have two guests today!
Armin: Yup! We have Hitch here.
Hitch: hellooo.
Armin: and Annie.
Annie: You guys suck ass at podcasts.
Eren laughing: Hey hey you're too harsh on us!
Annie: You don't accept constructive criticism?
Eren: There is no construction in that criticism, only deconstruction–
Armin: Ok for the those who don't know, Annie has a podcast that is actually really really good.
Annie: Well, thank you.
Eren: Oh Armin you're a fan? You listen to Annie's podcast?
Armin: You don't?
Hitch: Wow, Eren, you don't listen to Annie's podcast?
Eren: I do, of course.
Hitch: huh.
Annie: You don't.
Armin: You really don't.
Eren: I do–
Armin: Stop lying.
Eren laughing: Ok ok! I'm just busy.
Armin: Since Eren here is too busy fixing his hair–
Eren: I have a life–
Armin: –I will be telling you about Annie's podcast, it's a podcast to discuss current affairs in the world, from politics to activism, and sometimes she hosts books discussions.
Annie: Thank you, Armin, that is nice of you.
Armin: u-uh yes! Sure, I mean you're welcome!
Hitch: I may not have a podcast, but I am still here…?
Annie: Oh yes, Hitch and her endless deals with makeup and clothing brands.
Hitch flipping her hair: what can I say? I am a businesswoman at heart.
Armin laughing: and we have this incomprehensible podcast!
Eren clearing his throat: okkk enough chit-chat, today we have some new questions! And it will be very exciting because we will get under some people's skin!
Armin: Wait what–
Hitch: Sounds exciting!
Armin: Eren what–
Eren: Soooo Armin go ahead and read the first question!
Armin: Um, I, ok, yes, so, this first question is… hold on I don't think these are the ones we agreed on…
Eren: Yes yes they are the right questions! Just read them!
Armin: Eren you piece of shit–
Hitch laughing: Just the read question oh my God!
Armin: Wait so the guest knows that you changed the questions we picked yesterday and I, the host didn't know?
Eren: You're wasting time.
Annie: You're wasting time and your peace, here let me just–
Armin: No Annie give the cards back! 
Annie: So the first question says… oh ok Armin I get you now.
Hitch: Ok? Read?
Annie: So, the question says have you ever had a crush on someone else on set?
Hitch: Ok I'll go first! I did, kinda, but then it turns out he was actually in a relationship, and I never in my life took a u-turn so fast.
Eren: Oh you never told us you had a crush!
Hitch: Of course I wouldn't, of course not to you.
Eren: What do you mean–
Hitch: Annie did you ever have a crush on someone on set?
Annie: Well, yes.
Hitch: Ooooh who is it?
Annie: Did you really think I would answer?
Hitch: Oh come on–
Annie: You didn't tell us who your crush is sooo…
Hitch: And if I say who was my crush, would you tell us your crush?
Annie: I do not give promises.
Armin: Alright, alright, I think we all ought to crush on each other at some point, we basically grew up on set, we spent time with each other more than with our own families but–
Hitch: So basically, you also had a crush?
Armin: What? Of course not! That wasn't my whole point, you keep interrupting me. My point is, look at Eren and Mikasa–
Eren: Alright alright, as for me, well…
Armin: Gosh, I am literally third wheeling even if Mikasa isn't here.
Eren laughing: No no hey–
Hitch: Armin what about you, though? You are trying to distract us.
Armin: What what about me?
Hitch: Have you ever had a crush on someone on set–
Armin: No.
Hitch: No?
Armin: Yeah.
Hitch: Yeah as if in yeah you had a crush?
Armin: What? No–
Hitch: But you just said yes–
Armin: That was an answer to your other question–
Hitch: I only asked one question–
Annie laughing: Oh Gosh, this episode is such a mess.
Armin: I had no idea when Eren changed the questions! 
Eren: Ok then go ahead and read the second question! 
Armin: Sheesh ok, so, um, oh this question is actually specified for Annie.
Annie: Yes?
Armin: Um, uh, yes so, it's from Twitter by the way, um, yes so, it says, Annie, you left the set for some good years as your character was frozen in the crystal, how did you spend those years?
Annie: That is actually a really good question, so I did get my business degree, and also, I actually worked in the production of Attack on Titan.
Armin: Mhm.
Annie: Yeah, the whole pre-production, and I got to be one of the executive producers of the last season as well.
Eren: Despite popular belief that we didn't see Annie for years, she was on set most days.
Armin: So for Annie, it wasn't only an acting job, but also, a business opportunity.
Annie: Yeah exactly, I went to business school in the end, and my goal had never really been to act, it was an opportunity that I thought would be fun, my father kind of wanted me to get out of my comfort zone, and, well, be more social, and, of course, I will act more in the future, but my main goal for now is to produce, and maybe write.
Armin: I'd love to watch a series you wrote.
Annie: That's nice of you, thank you for saying that.
Armin: I'm open for any role as well.
Annie: Wait you're serious?
Armin: Of course yes, it would be an honor.
Eren: I think you just landed a new main character role.
Armin: I-I mean of course only if I was good enough for the role! Of course I will do an audition just like anyone else! 
Annie: Armin.
Armin: Y-yeah?
Annie: Thank you.
Armin: Oh… um, yeah sure, I mean of course, no worries.
Hitch: Do we leave the room now?
Eren: Just like that day on set?
Armin: Eren don't–
Eren: So this next question, Hitch, would you like to read it?
Hitch: Yes sure! So, this question is from Tumblr! Oh Tumblr! Good old days, anyway, so this is from anonymous, and it's actually specifically for Armin.
Armin rolling his eyes: Eren you should've picked questions for the guests! Not us!
Eren: Hey hey, just hear the question!
Hitch: So the question says, what was your favorite scene to shoot?
Armin: …
Eren: What? 
Armin: Why is that question specified to me?
Eren: I don't know dude ask the internet.
Armin: Alright, everyone is going to take a turn to answer this question.
Eren: Alright.
Armin: Why are you acting so suspicious?
Eren: Am I?
Annie: I think I have a favorite scene.
Armin: O-oh? You do?
Annie: Yeah, I do, I have several actually, I totally love all the fighting scenes, I was such a badass in those–
Hitch: True–
Annie: –but I also love the soft, sweet scenes for my character, the scene on the boat with Armin, I think that's a very special scene for her, and it was probably one of the most vulnerable scenes for her, and how human she is, and her goal was really just a simple one; to reunite with her father, even though he was the most person she suffered pain from.
Armin: Yeah…
Hitch: Well, considering those scenes weren't perceived very well from the audience, I am glad you explained it.
Annie: Well, yeah, but, I mean, I do understand the audience POV, but still, I think she's just a human, she did horrible mistakes, but who didn't in that series?
Eren: Maybe if they released the deleted scenes from that episode, people would've understood–
Armin: Hey hey–
Eren: –it wouldn't have hurt to have some romance–
Armin shaking his head: You promised to not talk about this! 
Annie: He promised me too!
Armin: Wait you asked him to not talk about those scenes– Eren why do you keep on doing this!?
Hitch laughing so hard: Chill chill! It was my idea–
Annie: You're such a traitor!
Armin: Hitch I thought we were friends! 
Hitch: Hey hey! Ok, alright, Eren, read the next question.
Eren: We still didn't get our answers for that question–
Hitch: Just read the next question already! 
Eren laughing: Alright, so, this next question is from X–
Armin: It's Twitter–
Eren: –it says, we would've loved to see more of Hitch’s character, did she stay in the military in the end? Did she leave? What did she do?
Hitch: Well, I'm glad you asked. I would like to think that Hitch left the military, and she found a job as a tailor, or maybe she opened a saloon, you know, something beauty related, because she's gorgeous and she does care a lot about looks, but also, I like to think that she found true love, I think it would've been challenging for her, but someone's must've swept her off her feet! 
Eren: Mikasa actually advocated for a plot point about Jean and Hitch.
Annie: Yeah she actually talked to me to convince the producers to write this, I do like it, I think Jean and Hitch’s character fit each other, but also, Hitch isn't Jean's type.
Hitch: Yeah but it would've been a great development for him to get into blonde short hair, it would've meant he moved on from Mikasa.
Annie: We'll see… maybe we'll write a sequel…
Eren: A sequel? 
Annie: Well, I don't think your character will have many scenes… since, you know…
Armin bursting out laughing: you're kind of dead bro.
Annie laughing: yeah exactly.
Eren: Hey hey! I must have scenes! Come on!
Annie: Hey relax, we're not confirming anything.
Armin: Poor you.
Eren: You don't sound very apologetic you know.
Armin: You deserve this, and I didn't say I was sorry.
Eren: Well, since you don't feel very sorry, let's talk about that deleted scene that you keep avoiding–
Armin: Hey hey!!
Eren: –and since both of you are here, maybe you can re-act the whole scene for the very thirsty audience–
Armin: You really need to stop–
Eren: –and maybe we could knock everything off of this table to give you guys more space–
Annie: I liked it.
Eren: –and we could have… wait what?
Hitch: What?
Armin: What?!
Annie: I think that deleted scene was really good, it's a shame they had to delete it.
Eren giving Armin a side eye: And why do you think so?
Annie: It was a very intense, emotional scene, and it was very important to Annie to know that not all touches mean harm, they could be soft… they could be loving.
Armin: Oh…
Annie: And also, their –dare I say– romance, was very important, they are both from the exact opposite sides, and yet, they somehow found love, and isn't that pretty?
Hitch: Armin kind of gazed at Annie for four years, he developed immense admiration for her, and the boat scene was a very desperate moment for both of them; Armin finally being with the person he loved, and Annie finally letting herself feel, to let herself just be a human.
Annie: I like you, Hitch.
Hitch: Well thank you babe.
Eren clearing his throat: uh, I think this is the deepest episode we had so far…
Hitch: Well that's concerning for your podcast.
Annie: I told you, you guys suck ass at podcasts–
Eren: We are running out of time! Thank you, to our amazing guests, and thank you everyone for tuning in! We'll talk to you in our next episode! 
Hitch: Take care everyone! 
Eren: Bye bye!
As everyone was taking off their headphones and getting up, Armin waited until everyone got busy, and he walked towards Annie, the microphones were still recording, catching their conversation.
Armin: hey… um, thank you for being here, I know our podcast is not exactly your cup of tea, so I appreciate it.
Annie: No it's alright, it's good to see you again anyway, since you know, you've been kind of avoiding me.
Armin swallowing: I know… I'm sorry.
Annie: Why are you doing this? Did I hurt you?
Armin: N-no! No, you didn't, you didn't do anything, it's quite the opposite.
Annie: What do you mean?
Armin clearing his throat and lowering his voice: Um, how about we talk about this over a coffee? I was actually going to get some… would you like to join? My treat.
Annie: Well, I mean,  yeah, yeah, I mean, sure yeah.
Armin smiling: Great! Ok, um, I parked my car in the garage, you know, so we can leave without anyone seeing us, I mean the paparazzi, I mean, you know how they are, they would make up stories, and I know you're very specific about your public image–
Annie: I'd love to be seen with you.
Armin: Oh…
Annie: Yeah, unless you don't want to…
Armin: Oh no no! Of course I don't mind being seen with you! I mean, it's really an honor to even be with you… alright um, after you?
Annie: Sure.
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derpyfangirl · 5 months
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Do you have more thoughts on AI!Clavell AU?
I always do! In fact, I have an ask blog from Sada's perspective in the AU: @ask-directorsada-and-friends
But yes, I very much do
Gets long, possible spoilers ahead
For starters, in this AI!Clavell/Roleswap AU, part of the reason behind why the other professor (at least, regarding Turo) is because of extreme anxiety. He watches his partner spiral into this obsession more and more following the arrival of Koraidon which gets worse following Arven's birth, and feels helpless to do anything. He's terrified of failing his son as he thinks he's already failing Sada, and when he finally confronts her, things are said both sides regret.
However, what causes him to leave is what Sada says in response to him begging her to stop with Paradise as he feels as though he's failing her and Arven by letting this continue:
"You're failing me and our son by not supporting me! You'll fail as a father if you don't let me create a Paradise for him, and you're failing me by not supporting me!"
These words- said in a moment of anger- are what break Turo. He thinks that his worst fears have come true, that he's failed his family, and flees. Eventually he returns and the two slowly mend their relationship, but I am in no way excusing him for leaving and not reaching out. He was close to a mental break however and regrets not being in his wife and son's lives more, but his anxiety prevented him from returning for a long time.
Clavell and his AI counterpart were unaware of the Paradise Protection Protocol. And in the professor's defense, the PPP was initially meant as a defense mechanism on the chance a rampaging Pokemon attacked it or a group like Team Rocket were somehow to get a hold of it. As a result, the professor saw no reason to mention it as it would never be activated. Whoops.
Instead of Clive, you meet Sabine/Trent during the Starfall Street storyline. Sabine is very perky and uwu-speak/ e-girl like with her pigtails, cat ear headband, and hair barrettes. ("O-M-G, [Player], you took forever! But don't worry, I, like, have been keeping these grunts occupied~!"). Trent, meanwhile, with his spiky purple ombre hair and mouth covered by a mask, gives delinquent, I don't want to be here vibes ("[Player], what took you so long? These guys are so not pog"). Yes Arven is aware of Sabine/Trent and no he does not want to talk about them (he helped them put their disguises together).
Because he grows up with one of his parents in his life from age 7-18, he's much more open to talking about his family. Depending on the game version, he's extremely protective of Sada and is very close with her(Scarlet) or is confident that Turo is proud of him and has a good relationship with him (Violet).
Mabosstiff is still injured when Arven, in an attempt to get answers as to why his Tio Clavell suddenly went no contact with them and to drag him out, enters Area Zero and is attacked. The professor is actually the one who gives Arven the idea of using Herba Mystica to save his beloved dog when all else fails- they aren't sure they're real, but it wouldn't hurt to look into them. When you defeat your first Titan, Arven calls his mom/dad excitedly to tell them that the Herba Mystica are real, only for them to make it clear the following Titans they are to be told so they can join you.
When you begin The Way Home, there's a fourth companion who joins you- the professor. What, you though you were going to go down to Area Zero alone, especially as they're the one with access to areas Clavell shouldn't have access to? Plus they can't let 4 students enter the Great Crater alone! This also allows for them to give more context to certain areas of the Crater or to their time doing research there- one research station, they might mention how they first met Clavell back when he was a teacher's assistant and a researcher at the academy, another might be how they recruited Clavell and Jacq to their research team, Research Station 4 they may investigate some of the rumble only to stumble back, ordering everyone out of the building. I might have imagined it, but I'm pretty sure at one point the game mentions that there's a strange brown stain on the floor from under the rubble that had been removed in a patch, which you can imply is where the professor died. In this case, the professor found that stain, realized there was way too much blood for a person or Pokémon to have survived, and doesn't want their students to potentially see a dead body. They don't think the blood is from Clavell, but they get this ominous feeling going forward.
The Clavell AI knows he's going to fight you when you attempt to shut down the time machine. But when the PPP kicks in, he's terrified as he has no idea what's going on. The professor does, however, and is heartbroken and horrified as they witness what is essentially a robotic clone of their mentor become corrupted by Tera crystals and be taken over by the PPP.
"h0W d4r3 y0u TrY 4nd d3str0y P4r4d1s3! H3 d13d 4l0n3 D0wN h3R3 f0R y0ur dR34m!" (How dare you try and destroy Paradise! He died alone down here for your dream!")
The professor who takes over as director (Sada, in this case/in Scarlet), holds incredible guilt over what happened to Clavell following the discovery that he's gone. The older man is a sensitive topic for them, as he was their best friend who would still be alive had he not been helping them create Paradise.
I have a ton of ideas regarding Director!Sada and the chaos that follows her, so feel free to visit my side blog or ask about her any time!
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a list of anime you have watched
S P O I L E R S i am so sorry this took long to answer ive been busy with homework and stuff but anyways here you go. ill go ahead and add that i love everything listed here regardless of the ranking. i am probably missing a lot so im gonna edit this. anyone can feel free to talk to me about anything listed here or not i dont really care. anyways here you go
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attack on titan (finished the manga and caught up with the anime. i cry whenever i listen to akuma no ko. isayama is a genius and doesnt deserve death threats for killing off sasha and neither does ayane)
bungo stray dogs (currently reading i was screaming your name through the radio on ao3 and i very much recommend)
jujutsu kaisen (itadori kin if you couldnt tell, please stop sending death threats to akutami like cmon i love gojo too but hes a real person)
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one piece (procrastinating bc of school but i swear i'll continue it)
demon slayer (tanjiro is my child now)
the promised neverland (ive got a love-hate relationship w isabella)
hunter x hunter (not that far in but its so good)
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seraph of the end (HAHAHAHAHA MY SISTERS THOUGHT I COULDN'T FINISH IT IN A WEEK BEFORE NETFLIX TOOK IT OFF >:). but fr i love it and i wanna see more of yu-chan and mika)
a silent voice (was crying so much esp when she tried killing herself)
grave of the fireflies (literally the hardest i've cried over ANYTHING and i already knew she was gonna die)
into the forest of fireflies light (planning to rewatch it bc i watched it in class n felt nothing)
spy x family (yes.)
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erased (dont remember much, but i remember being very obsessed and i wanna read the manga)
given (couldnt bring myself to watch the movie. crying at ep 9, poor mafuyu)
tokyo ghoul (dropped it at vol 8 cause it was way too triggering)
violet evergarden (who didnt cry at ep 10?)
death note (i LOVE it. ryuk is a mood tbh)
ranking of kings (THE INTROS ARE ALWAYS A BANGER. ily wit studio)
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orange (used to love it but dont remember anything now)
sprited away (childhood favorite)
ponyo (also childhood favorite)
howl's moving castle (howl<;3)
when marnie was there (didnt understand alot of it)
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ᕱ⑅ᕱ KADY ! 18、she/her、5’1”、multifandom、selfshipper、high school student ! the sweetest angel kitty girl around ! !
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