#yes im stupid

[weeping-girl]

Why did I think it would be fine to wear my new leather boots for a whole day when I have to walk so much? I now have blood in my shoes and my feet hurt

I was so ready to just give up and walk around barefoot

#this experience won't convince me to never do it again I know that bcs this isn't the first time #yes im stupid

[strawberrus0da]

Dumb Sleep Deprived 6AM Thought #378: Instead of having a plan, everyone who knows about the draining spell just starts singing the first 58 seconds of So Long & Thanks for All the Fish. This is the last thing the Boiling Isles hears before imminent ruin.

#yes im stupid #goodnight #toh #the owl house #the owl house season 2 #toh s2 #toh season two

[moody4world]

little miss

missed her bitch ass flight

#yes im stupid

[esppresso-deppresso]

I - at some point - decided that if I was non-binary I needed to have short hair (because that was what was popularized in media). As of recently I have decided that is absolute bullshit! I wanted to be a pretty-genderless-princess and have long hair I can use for dramatic effect!

...So I got extensions! And let me tell you, *leans dramatically on table* they are great! I love 'em, they take a little longer to wash and dry than I'm used to, they're super colorful, and were pretty easy to put in! But sleeping, laying on them, trying to rest SUCKS!

The little glue tabs that adhere to my real hair have these edges, and even if they're rounded off, they are so hard and uncomfortable. However, they are so pretty!

Overall though, I quite like em, 9/10! Totally recommend, and screw mainstream media making you think you have to be one way to fit a label, and don't feel that you have to label yourself to begin with! Do what you want and be who you want (within reason)! *Flips hair and makes an exit*

#hair extensions #screw it #mainstream media can suck it #nonbinary #yes im stupid

[kimchicatlover]

#smoking #cigarettes #poll #polls #yes im stupid

[fluffyfairyzz]

☆< manokits are just an open species?!?!?! I thought they were real animals 😭😭

#[​🌿];; the moth talks #yes im stupid

[just-spacetrash]

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

#i am. strugling #my post #hAvE yOu TrIeD pUtTiNg YoUr pHoNe DoWn YES you dumb piece of shit. you stupid asshole obviously ive tried that #but it didnt work for 3 hrs so now im bacj here #sorry its just every time i ask falling alseep tips its that. like jfc man #like eeeeeeverybody thinks theyre so smart and smug and shit when they say it i just wanna sleeeepppp goddddd

[comradekatara]

“the runaway” where everything is the same except when sokka says he can’t even remember what his mother looks like, katara angrily stomps all the way into town to make a purchase, then stomps all the way back up the cliffside, and just indignantly holds up a hand mirror to sokka’s face.

#necessary disclaimer before anyone implies that this post was solely intended to be comedic #no it isn’t I am well aware of the tragic implications at play here thank you #I was very much intending to break hearts with this one :) #katara #sokka #kya&sokka #katara&sokka #actually im sure katara already owns a hand mirror #but for the purposes of this post the idea that she had to go purchase one is funnier #and she doesn’t even bother getting changed. half dressed soaking wet like ‘yes id like your cheapest mirror please’ #‘I have to prove a point to my stupid emotionally constipated brother.’

[cloudcountry]

hold on hold on i just came to the realization that fish do not sneeze.

imagine how BAMBOOZLED the octatrio would be when they hear you sneeze for the first time??? like human what was that. did you just eject a lung? are you okay??

azul would be immediately concerned, giving you the weirdest look. he hesitantly asks if you're okay, because you seem fine, but you just made the strangest noise he's ever heard and oh, is this a weird land dweller way of showing your affection? because you were pretty cute when you did that. oh, it's not...? well, now he's embarrassed!

jade is fascinated. don't let him find out about that sneezing power or pepper or ANY of that shit. he WILL use it against you. your sneezes are like little treats to this weirdo. he'll even become inclined to test those things on himself, to see just what sneezing feels like. he's genuinely surprised when it isn't painful? and that the face you make in instinctual? land dwellers are so fascinating.

floyd locks onto you. doesn't matter if he was in a mopey mood or pissing off riddle again, his eyes are wide and his pupils are dilated and he's staring at you. it doesn't matter if your sneeze is loud or quiet, he thinks it's so strange and so cute. hey, little shrimpy! what the hell was that and why did it sound so weird?

LIKE....THESE GUYS HAVE GILLS. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE PERSON SNEEZE UNTIL THEY CAME TO THE SURFACE. bc yk, sneezing requires lungs and nasal passages AND MERPEOPLE DONT HAVE THOSE UNLESS THEY TOOK THAT POTION TO BECOME HUMAN AND IM CRYING.

octatrio finds out what sneezing is real!!

i feel like i need to clarify that i know what sneezing is HELP ME@$@$$@$@?@!#?@!!@!# i just thought it would be a funny post i assure you guys i know people sneeze and that they probably would have been taught about it. this set of headcanons is not supposed to be taken as something that happened in canon, i just wrote it because I thought it would be goofy!!

#HELP THIS IS SO STUPID #auburn's rambles <3 #headcanons <3 #yes im tagging it as that #auburn's fish market <3 #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst x reader #disney twst #twst #octavinelle #octavinelle x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul x reader #azul fluff #azul ashengrotto fluff #azul ashengrotto x reader #soft jade leech #jade leech fluff #jade x reader #jade leech #jade leech x reader #floyd fluff #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #floyd x reader #floyd leech fluff

[batcavescolony]

Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.

Dick: yeah why?

Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-

Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains

Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.

Dick: ...Jay?

Jason: what?

Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.

Jason: ...

Dick:

Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK

#Do i hate the Jason was forced tk dye his hair to look like dick storyline. yes. do i find it funny that he had red hair in gotham and #became a villian hero anit hero? yes. like what is red hair in gotham equilivent of the anime mc dyed hair trope #plus jason in his og og back story where he was an acrobat in the circus he was blonde then black hair in his new og back story #red in this bs take. im pretty sure titans hes got brown hair. hes gone through the whole hair spectrum. its so stupid. i love it #comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #poison ivy #the riddler #sometimes hes got red hair just go with it its 3am where i am #barbra gordon #kate kane #incorect batfam #batfam #batfamily #ill say it aga i LOTHE the `bruce made jason dye his hair story line` its stupid and i dont respect it. but its funny so lol #if you see spelling mistakes NO YOU DONT again its 3am ill fix in the morning

[beaulesbian]

gotta love that the anime added some frames when the strawhats were escaping from the marines at the end of enies lobby, and very injured luffy still wanting to help and fight

and they just use him to repel the incoming attack, same as in the manga asdksffd

monster trio being idiots again (affectionate) ✌️

#akdjs just cant with them #have to post something stupid to celebrate finally finishing this arc hahaa #enies lobby #one piece #mine #yes im still tagging it as #zolu #bc the “dont do it” and “shut up im your captain” and next scene is basically the others already knowing they cant talk luffy from it #so they just.. do that. lol #peak dumbassery #one piece chapter 429 #one piece ep 311 #monster trio #gif:op anime #gif:zolu #gif:op manga

[horreurscopes]

this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him (prints)

#death note #meronia #mello dn #near dn #mihael keehl #nate river #nearmello #i have a disease named 2008 yaoi and it is terminal. sorry #their 15 minutes of screentime and cain&abel slay have captivated me #hits that compelling dynamic that canon gives you just enough to extrapolate about spot #you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up / you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc etc etc im predictable #i've decided to be proactively problematic and interpret their relationship as a brotherhood but also they kiss. hope this helps #anyway flamecon is approaching so im trying to bang out all the illustrations i didnt finish in the past seven months #is it -- yes it's all nearmello. sorry #as usual have this at 3 am the artist's natural unhinged hour #artists on tumblr #illustration #horreurart

[sqlatoon]

i graduated college today!!! i decorated my cap to be salmon run themed!

#splatoon #salmon run #i wanna play big run but i gotta get this stupid diploma first 🙄 #edit: 610 is the date i graduated june 10th #edit: and 2023 is the year! #yes ill main tag this im proud of it ^_^ #boop.txt

[phantomrev]

Heya Mango! Saw that you watched dragons rising sooo…. Thoughts on the master of wind?

Myself, I was kinda bummed that Morro cant hold that tittle anymore but then again hes been dead for a while now and the title for wind master has been open since so—

Funny enough I really like her and im glad they kept the element "alive"

Also i strongly believe Morro is on a vacay somewhere in the departed realm while chaos ensues in ninjago

#art #fan art #pijama people #art tag #my art #ninjago #morro #doodles #morro wu #ninjago morro #euphrasia #ninjago euphrasia #qna #i drew him while listening to island in the sun by wheezer #i listen to weezer alot #also yes his shorts have little ghosts in them #also hi im back #i hope u get ready for more stupid shit like this bc im loaded with stuff while i was busy on stuff

[thelegoninjagomovie]

#HELLO???????? THIS WAS OUT OF NOWHERE I DONT KNOW THIS PERSON #THEY PUTTING ME ON BLAST 4 WHAT!!!!! #YES IM STUPID

[kkoct-ik]

hg dump courtesy of working on the hotguy pinu- i mean. @hotguycalendar. love you guys :)

#goodtimeswithscar #gtws #gtwscar #fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #yes its the draw your babygirl meme. i have no shame #i am relentlessly attracted to this stupid ass character #jellie the cat #GO CHECK OUT OUR CALENDAR !!! smile #im january ie the month nobody is using. but i hope you can enjoy my silly guy anyway #kostik draws