#yes he is getting a bath

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wardrobe Woes

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Yes: there are people who read these comics who don't know much about mdzs. Several are my beloved and supportive friends B'*) #This comic in particular is one that I've been thinking about for a very long time and I'm so happy to finally be here! #I was trying to think about how to explain the social rules of the forehead ribbon and the reason lwj was so upset #and the metaphor of 'it's kind of like wwx accidently undoing lwj's bikini in front of a crowd.' came to mind. #of course there's a bit more to it than that but the point here is that - accident or not - it still embarrasses lwj #wwx doesn't get the entire context behind it (at the time. Now he *does* and it all makes a bit more sense) #But he knows he made lwj upset. He knows he doesn't want to put lwj in another embarrassing situation. #Not after all this. Not after everything. Not after realizing that his desire for friendship might be the kind of desire that ruins lan zha #Love the symbolism of the archery outfits being red during this moment of 'whoops only married couples can do that' moment. #What if we accidental proposed............accidental marriage....accidental kiss the bridegroom....accidental fall in love. #Guess we did inadvertently get the puffy sleeves and bikini outfits in the end. #wwx in an old timey bathing suit is so important to me. I'll die on this hill. #lwj's cute little box is inspired by @lazycranberrydoodles's cute fan art <3 I love it a lot

[firstofficerkittycat]

i need to find that fic where kirk and spock were in iowa in the middle of winter and spock insisted on going out to help him run errands and fell in the snow and got hypothermia and kirk ran him a bath to warm him up and then it turned out spock was actually having a great time and hgave himself hypothermia on purpose just to get jim to takw a bath with him because he is a masochist

#it was literally old married spirk too which made it so much more iconic like he was not being angsty he just lives for the drama #this is prolly not how the fic actually went and i am remembering my hc of it i think maybe it was more along the lines of like #spock was like u were working hard and i couldnt just ask u to relax cus u dont listen. i think thats how it went #which i love #but also if u asked him to take a bath with u he just wouldve said yes like thats not the same as saying take a break #he has watched u die of radiation poisoning he would literally never not take a bath with u babe #spirk #fanfic #coldspockcore #spock getting hypothermia was my 1 and only fic genre of them for such a long time #i think of her

[electrozeistyking]

I've done it again.

#this time i also drew electric jestro! #man it feels so good to be able to draw him #my past self would be ecstatic to know we don't have to dragonify him or the knights anymore #nexo knights #lego nexo knights #jestro #nexo knights jestro #jestro nexo knights #yes i do like the fact electric jestro has big ol' fangs; it means i get to have fun drawing him #he wasn’t really my favourite version but now? it’s grown on me #deadly bath bomb my beloved (platonic)

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Two] Group Date with House One!

The guys ended their day with a relaxing soak in the Mansion's underground hot springs! After a whole afternoon of largely avoiding our Bachelor, Maxwell sat right beside him and surprised the entire group by boldly flirting with Daniel in front of everybody! When Dan gave him a "sexy pose" back, it didn't seem to bother anyone - except for poor Daithí, who I think has finally started to realize that this is a competition above all other things!

[ Part 3/3 ] 🌹

@buglaur @yikessims

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #josiah bolton by retro-plasma #daithi murray by buglaur #maxwell santiago by yikessims #ezra ruiz by kawaiishitty #orlando harper by akitasimblr #fabian hawkins by rebouks #(darol couldn't get in bc he had to bathe first dkjhfd) #|| #yes these nasty nasty boys made the water dirty INSTANTLY #but yes!!! i hope the production quality on these shots aren't awful #i feel like the last couple of posts weren't too overwhelming #but it surprised me so much that it bothered dai #because it didn't bother anyone else? #but i guess that should tell us how high dan and dai's bars are (eye emoji) #maxwell's makin a fight to stay!! will it be enough? #i hope you guys have enjoyed our first group date! #i can't wait to show you house two's! #also i am SO sorry if anyone is missing body hair #i had a bit of trouble importing everyone's hair dklhf

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

I've once again made Riddler in the Sims 4, making a moodboard in case I want to draw this design because he's a cutie

(CC for the blue hair dye isn't by me, IDK who because my mods folder has 1378 items. All the Riddler CC is just recolours done by me)

#did have another riddler going (as well as arkham city) but there was a piece of cc that was enabled to wear when nude #so he wore a unicorn horn in the bath so i removed the cc but it resulted in missing cc question mark overlay #which is a bit fitting but it was annoying and i couldn't get rid of it. so this is the arkham city one in a different outfit and hair #yes i did start off in san myshuno then move to willow creek because it's too glitchy there #art save #the riddler #riddler #edward nigma #edward nygma #simsposting

[padfootastic]

Tell us more about sugar daddy James pls 😏

sadie <3

so—this one comes wholesale from a random post i made a while back about sugar daddy james with a huge age gap b/w him and sirius. i’m talking, businessman james who comes into contact with sirius who’s just run away from home and is on the verge of homelessness. it’s about james being nice and kindhearted, offering sirius a meal which somehow turns into a place to stay which somehow turns into the spending a lot of time bonding with each other.

it’s about a little shit sirius who’s deliberately trying to seduce this saint of a man who refuses to look at him twice (spoiler: it’s not because james doesn’t want, it’s because he thinks it’s unethical. sirius is here to put all those worries to rest). just. a lot of back and forth, pushing and pulling, and getting together moments.

at least, that’s how i’d want it done lol

#sirius black #james potter #prongsfoot #this is another one of those where i started writing and lost steam lmao #so i’ve mainly just got bullet points #along with the beginnings of the first scene #where it’s basically james gets into his car and the chauffeur almost runs over sirius #who appears out of nowhere in the middle of the road #and james is so worried and apologetic that he offers to help him out #and realises this kid is starving and hasn’t taken a bath in ages or sumn #so offers his home temporarily #and once sirius is all pink from a hot shower and eating a meal james made himself—j realises he’s much younger than he initially thought #and is even more worried now #and sirius basically. low-key manipulates the situation to get a free pass into his home lol #but not as evil. it’s all quite innocent and wholesome #but yes. that’s the basic idea #but i can picture the vibes in this!! It’s a bit of long suffering tortured james #and a minx sirius who’s used to people admiring his body and doesn’t know how to react now that it’s not #and it’s them both coming together to help each other <3 #also ofc the utter filth of power imbalances and age gaps and sugar daddy/baby dynamics <333 #pen’s writing #pen’s asks

[werewolf-transgenderism]

anyway shoutout to my dissertation director for telling me I should switch out one of my chapters for hoccleve, I'm having such an easier time of pulling everything together now

#doing my notes like 'YES YESSS YES' #perfect transition between the chapters concerned more with the body part of nonnormative bodyminds and the one more concerned with the min #and so much of it fits so well with the work by remi yergeau I was already pulling in for that last chapter #AND I get to boot my beloathéd thirteenth century french romance right out of there #he also recommended considering a chapter on Chaucer but I will not be doing that thank you very much #I can pull the wife of bath into my last chapter for thematic parallels about gendered authorship and how her rhetoric works #but that is as much Chaucer as I am willing to put in there. I do not enjoy him

[elisemeitner]

watching house is a trip but hearing the writers early opinions is so funny "he's not autistic he's just an eccentric jerk" "house isn't in love with wilson they're both straight" not only did you write an autistic bisexual you also gave him adhd and complex ptsd.

#💖.txt #yes the man who avoids eye contact for everything except manipulation and cannot sit still despite massive amounts of chronic pain has #zero autism and adhd. also ik the show /kind of/ suggests he has trauma but man do they handle house's childhood trauma terribly #like maybe its just me but i think getting thrown into an ice bath for disobedience is plenty reason to skip ur dads funeral! #i get other characters not taking house at his word bc. his word means jack shit! but i feel like they easily couldve had wilson express #more sympathy about the situation. like he knows house dislikes his dad for A Reason #he just doesnt know what the reason is #but its so funny how many times writers make an autistic character and then WITHIN CANON reference that they have traits associated #with autism and then go no??? theyre just supposed to be weird :) #anyways no one does baiting like house md. and no one ever will they perfected the art

[fanfictionroxs]

Harry was to Hermione what Sev could never be to Lily. The half-blood who stood like a rock against the discrimination she faced.

#yes sev changed ans became better but lily was dead by then #and yes snily is platonic for mejust like harry and hermione #aahhh they coulda been besties for life but nope #can you imagine james having to deal with lily and sev locked up in dungeons for hours working on their potions? #at one point he forgets to fet jealous and just begs them to come out and get a bath because the house stinks! #lily evans #severus snape #harry potter #hermione granger #marauders #marauders era

[softquietsteadylove]

Would you continue the president au one? Something sweet maybe?

"The President's day is bifurcated between the office and time for herself in privacy," Gilgamesh told the reporters eagerly trying to worm their way inside. "There is no security surveillance, no wire tapping. The home of Madam President must remain unpolitical so as to separate the person from the job and her obligation to the people. This is all public record."

"But sir, the people have questions!" the reporter wailed at him as security started pushing the crowd back. "The last president had an unprecedented amount of 'private time' and it turned out he was-"

"A mistake," Gil cut in harshly, effectively stopping that train of thought. "And one we won't make again. Now, I am going to briefing, Chief of Communications Sersi is going to be here to address the day's business shortly--excuse me."

Gil pressed his back to the doors as soon as he was inside. They always 'tipped off' the press when he was going to be entering the household, so no one could become too suspicious of it. It was true that the actual residence in the house and office was completely off limits to foreign clearance, press, they didn't have security cameras in it, nothing.

But damn, he was just trying to see his own girlfriend.

Gil unbuttoned his coat and walked into the home part of the house. He was well familiar with it, even with how careful they were not to betray the nature of their relationship. "Thena?"

She was in the kitchen.

"Hey," she greeted him with a smile, putting together a sandwich for herself. She was rid of her pantsuit and even had her hair down.

"Hey," he whispered, kissing her with a hand in her silken blonde hair. He pressed his nose to her cheek, "gonna cut that in half for me, or what?"

"I could say no, but you cooked everything else in that fridge," she snorted. There was another fridge for the food prepared for her by the house chef, of course, but this one was her personal one, for her personal use, in her personal kitchen.

Effectively Gil's kitchen, since she couldn't be trusted to make a grilled cheese without security thinking there was a threat in the residence.

"How was it out there?" she asked as she held up half the sandwich for him, trading kisses between bites.

"Media's a little worked up because of your week off, which we knew they would be," he shrugged, undoing his tie as well. Thena took the liberty of undoing his first few shirt buttons. "Sersi and Kingo will handle it."

"Okay," Thena murmured, unable to do much else in the moment. She leaned against him.

"Hey," he chuckled, rubbing her back while she was wearing his Secret Service hoodie from his time in security. "You have a week off. It's for your mental health--to not be worried, okay?"

"Do I seem capable of relaxing?"

Gil kissed her forehead, then her cheek, then tilted her chin so he could get her lips, "I think I know how to relax you."

"Oh you do, do you?" she smiled into the kiss, happily letting him lead her into the small frenzy of affection. She sighed, "I miss you."

"I'm right here," he whispered.

"You know what I mean."

"I do," he nodded before taking another bite of sandwich, "and I'm still here anyway."

Thena accepted another bite too.

"We're here, we're okay," he assured her as best he could while they stole their time together.

It was only recently they were able to start bringing him into the residence without suspicion from the inside forces, let alone the media and public. Even as her assistant, there was only so much time he could spend in her home before it became questionable.

"Some anniversary," she whispered, tucking her head under his chin. "I'm sorry, Gil."

"None of that," he rubbed her arm, resting his cheek against her hair, "You know I'm happy so long as I'm with you. And we knew this would come--that it wouldn't be easy."

"Still," she sighed a little more impatiently. "I'm supposedly the most powerful person in the country and I can't even get you a damn present without half the world knowing?"

"What would you get me?" he raised an eyebrow, finishing off the last tiny bite of the sandwich and licking his fingers. "I have everything I need right here."

Thena rolled her eyes as he kissed her cheek, "I'm serious, Gil."

"So am I."

She patted his chest, "well, it seems negligent to not get you anything at all."

"Well," he shrugged, "what if I didn't get you anything either?"

Thena shook her head though, giving his side a pinch before seating herself at the table. "I know for a fact that you did. And even if you hadn't, you got me this week off. That's...more than I can fathom."

Gil smiled at her though, also sitting at the table across from her, like they could be a normal couple in a normal house. "Sweetheart, I don't need anything from you because the fact that I can still be with you even after everything that happened last year?--that's my gift. And I don't want to take that for granted."

She gave him that soft, glassy eyed look that meant that she was wallowing in her guilt.

He reached over for her hands, "do you remember what we were doing this time last year?"

She rolled her eyes ever so fondly at him as she let him give each and every one of her fingers an affectionate little squeeze. "I was still vice at the time, you were my dedicated SS. I could still go home at the end of the day and you could sneak in dressed as a delivery guy."

He grinned at her, "and I did deliver every time, didn't I?"

She rolled her eyes at him for real this time, "Gilgamesh."

"And?" he prompted her.

She sighed, looking down at their hands, "and you told me that the dates in my living room with pizza and wings and cheap wine were dates--real dates."

"Because?"

She pursed her lips at him, not thrilled at being led like a fawn. She huffed, "because it was a date and it was with me and that was all you wanted."

Gil beamed at her with a laugh. "God, I'm such a good boyfriend."

"Stop it," she groaned, trying to lean away and pull her hands back to her.

He held on though, determined to keep her with him in the moment. He tilted his head to look at her, "that's still true, Thena. I don't care if I'm sneaking a burger and fries into your room between press briefings or we're at a diplomatic dinner. I wanna be with you. That's all."

Thena sighed, blinking in such a way that he knew she was trying not to cry. She shook her head, "you are a good boyfriend, much to my dismay."

He grinned; that was her way of saying that she loved him. He chuckled, "I love you, too, sweetie."

She let him stand and kiss her hair on the way to the fridge.

"So," he said more loudly and upbeat, "what to have for a real anniversary meal?"

Thena turned in her seat to look at him. On the one hand, he wanted to make their meals for the two of them. And on the other hand, she also couldn't ask the resident chef to make two servings of a gorgeous meal for her alone.

Well, she could, and no official questions would be asked. Risky, though.

"What do you feel like?" he asked as he rolled up his sleeves. He could change into something more comfortable after he was done with their dinner.

Thena smiled at him, hair over her shoulder, curled up in her chair in a ball. She looked sweet. "Pasta?"

He had onions, carrots, celery, herbs, leeks, tomatoes... "I think I can pull that off."

She stood from the chair and came over to him, sliding her lithe little arms around him from behind and pressing her face to his shoulder, "thank you, Gil."

He looked down and craned his neck to try and kiss her hands on his chest.

She laughed into his shirt before rising on her toes to kiss the back of his neck. "I'll pour some wine, you focus on the food."

Gil let her slide away from him, although the ache that could resonate in his chest when they were at work didn't follow. In here, they could be themselves, and he could be as perfect a boyfriend as he wanted.

#Thenamesh President AU #did someone say domestic fluff? #no?--well yes you did #it's so funny to write them like a normal couple #fuzzy and affectionate and cute and gross #it's a nice juxtaposition to the the gravity of this AU #Gil just likes being a boyfriend #this man dreams of being a house husband #malewife extraordinaire #Thena gets a week off #and Gil's like I'm gonna boyfriend so hard #I'm gonna make you breakfast in bed #rub your shoulders #draw you a bath every night #he did get her a gift btw #he got flowers ordered 'for the dining room arrangements' #he asked the chef to have a cake made with a certain recipe 'for testing' #he even ordered a bracelet on his personal computer with his personal card to his personal address #and then just kept it in his pocket all day #Thena did get him a gift too #she asked Druig to order and receive it for her #a little tie clip with a pearl on it to match her favourite earrings #when you and your boyfriend wanna match #but it's a threat to national security and public transparency and political integrity #so you just wear accessories that match right

[shibaraki]

thank you for the tag @namodawrites this was so fun (and time consuming LOL) I LOVE MY HUSBAND DONT U FORGET IT

no pressure tags: @cinnagalliard @reddriot @tinie @sluggybunny @autumnalsteahouse @isagimbap and anyone who wants to try: template under the cut ^_^

#tag you're it! #monty.selfships #let me know if you're not ok being tagged! #we are a very comfortable couple #he is my husband ofc coming home to him is like sinking in a warm bath #he doesn’t like emojis much though he uses the cat ones for me mostly #and often uses the thumbs up when he cba to type #yes he does send me SOS emojis when he gets injured on the job yes it gives me a hernia every time #oooh yes we do have indoor plants a lil nursery he’s very serious about it #aljslsdjksjfjdjdjdjfhf #I’m glad people are doing this tbh #it’s so nice to see

[tespianmage]

Heyo, you also a member of the “I believe in Xavier having a dog supremacy” club? If so, what breed do you think Xavier has?

Okay so I do an AU for fun with some friends around Solitude, and I went to them for feedback since we agree Xavier would have a dog, and the final verdict was that he would have two dogs: a doberman and a xoloitzcuintli

Doberman are excellent guard dogs, very protective and extremely intelligent. I mean really, would you wanna mess with a guy that has one of these around? I wouldn't

Xolos are an old breed from Mexico that were said to guide the dead in the afterlife (which is fitting for a place that would have a lot of dead people thanks to the colosseum games). They're also very protective, loyal, make great watchdogs, and also good companions and goofballs around those they trust (sounds familiar, doesn't it?). Ever seen the movie Coco? That dog is one of those. Also since they're typically hairless, they need sweaters and such when cold. Look at this little guy!!

#friend came up with the idea he gets an advocate or a lost subject to give the xolo baths and such since they need them as hairless dogs #i can definitely see my Lost Subject Tessie give the doggo spa days #i dunno if it'll be me or someone else but imagine drawing Xavier in matching sweaters... #and yes both help him with his vision problems #solitude au #solitude: second chances

[afieldinengland]

‘oliver failed’ who ended up with the house the big fuckoff house

#he’s empty yes but he gets to feel empty while doing lines in a marble bath

[spaciebabie]

Tell me a headcannon about your blorbos that youve wanted to talk about but nobody has given you the chance to yet

I WAS LITERALLY GONNA MAKE A POST ABT THISSSSS ok ok

springtrap is afraid of water and by extension, the rain (my focus is really on the rain portion of it). idk the concept is just really interesting ta me. the second a drop of rain water hits him this scary sly bastard absolutely breaks down and starts panicking. it cant really do anything anymore, the springlocks already activated 3 decades ago, but its the phantom of the experience of dying that haunts him. the rain is a reminder of his biggest defeat. ive wanted to make some art of this but havent gotten around ta it yet.

i havent been hyperfixated on chara undertale in years but i hced that the reason you start off w/a LV of 1 in undertale was b/c chara already had 1 LV when frisk and chara's soul merged while frisk had zero. obviously 1+0=1 lmao. and its not b/c i think they're a genocidal maniac, but b/c they killed in self defense (which was one of the factors that made them run away and was mostly and accident). and humans being more powerful than monsters means you gain LV a lot easier.

kris deltarune practices laughing evilly in the mirror and makes evil faces at themselves. the murderous look they give you is practiced b/c they're a fucking autistic dork (based on smthn i do irl)

#spacie splains #springtrap is like the first character since chara and to a smaller but similar extent frisk undertale #that ive been able ta come up w/headcanons for #yes yes get your jokes about him being a dirty bastard out of the way #'oooh spacie hes afraid of taking baths and hes dirty and gross' yes i know now listen and think of the POSSIBILITIES #its time 2 get SERIOUS #i have so many Old Undertale Animations in my head from when i was like 12-14 #i need 2 think of more springtrap hcs........i need 2 give him sexy emotionally tumultuous characteristics #*humanizes the ugly murder rabbit guy* #cant stop me!

[cafe-smut]

The Girl With The Dogs tiktokt account

But it's just Yuu attempting to bathe and groom Savannaclaw Dorm.

#ruggie loves it #weekly baths where someone else pampers him? #sign him the fuck up #its a fight to get leona done #half way through he stops fighting and just sits there snarling at Yuu #and yes #jack is a hucky who sings the song of his people #no i dont take critism

[scary-senpai]

Update: my cat has informed me I’m not allowed to cry in the bath while listening to the crane wives; it is too much loud and too much wet

#thisbe #my familiar #yes I got kisses and yes they all smelled like tuna #he will follow me into the bath and yell if he feels like he hasn’t been getting enough attention #occasionally he forgets it is filled with water but he’s only really made that mistake once #or rather I try to gently remind him how he feels about water and that I am indeed submerged in water #like you just don’t want to be naked in a small space with a frightened cat. #that’s bad news bears