#yes I'm bragging

[saintofdaggers]

here are my most swagful DIY projects from the past year or so :3 embroidery and sewing, bleach painting, acrylic on wood and paper-mache, fabric paint, heck, I even used nail polish and painted paper on the band logo pins. I'll pretty much try any technique sooner or later.

#diy craft #diy projects #diy jewelry #bleach painting #embroidery #style tag #my posts #yes I'm bragging #I could be better at diy but some of these do look nice imo

[thatrandommatildafan]

you don't know happiness until a hozier song is playing in your head, your hands are grazing your lover's waist and you're kissing their cheek, they're laughing and everything in the world is perfect

#yes i'm bragging #me loving my partner because they're amazing

[poetic-dumbass]

Was just fucking around on IDV. Played QM as Joseph, and got a bunch of newer survivors. I needed a win for the quest I was doing so I go after them and...

4 man kill. With 4 ciphers still left.

I was watching the English chat after bc I was bored and I see someone I played with say "Just QM'ed with a Joseph, they ate and left no crumbs"

Sir please I didn't even use the camera, and you were playing Lawyer. No Doctor on the team either. There was no way I wasn't going to.

#Yes I'm bragging #I love being a Photographer main #I usually play friendly tho #I play ranked when I need to be humbled #identity v #idv photographer #idv #joseph desaulnier #joseph desaulniers

[wikiangela]

just finished crocheting a hat! my first wearable thing! and I'm so proud of myself for not messing it up lmao

#crocheting #crochet #yes i'm bragging #lol #proud of myself #haha

[citr0nnade]

so how's your day coming along?

#emi plays genshin #yes I'm bragging #C6 R2 Childe lets GOOOO

[teatitty]

Shinsou "If I wear bright colours just snipe me out of existence" Hitoshi weeping tears of joy when Eri gives him a bright unciorn jumper with "Best Brother" very obviously DIY'd onto the front with cartoon lettering

#bnha #erasermic family #shinsou hitoshi #eri #I gotta write fic of these two together at some point #writing siblings is my bread and butter I'm so good at it yes that is a brag

[batrachised]

an update on what I DID do this week, because it mainly involved taxes and cleaning (I made zero progress writing, and in fact moved backwards because I decided I want the novel to be in first person...alas!)

this week, I have:

taped a bedraggled attic duct

changed a musty dusty furnace filter

boiled an ant hill

caulked a leaky creaky shower

hatcheted a stubborn tree root

defeated a threatening bush via clippers

Dug up an unwanted root with a shovel

Raked leaves...so many leaves (but it's spring batrachised! you might be saying...yes, yes it is. that is how long these leaves have been there)

did my taxes (in less than 15 minutes, I'll have ya'll know)

met a woman straight out of an lm montgomery novel who informed me the previous resident died of cancer but that it was their fault bless their heart because they spent too much time sun bathing

emailed a mother superior about yarn

what will next week hold?? hopefully some actual writing...we shall see, we shall see

#the accountant brag #“yeah I can do my taxes in sub ten hoping to reach sub five next year” #<- none of that is actual accounting culture the shorter your taxes take the less wealth you have lmao #yes i'm moving and I should have known that any other goals would be ridiculous but lent is FORTY DAYS #i STILL HAVE TIME TO WRITE #the recipe I'm unworried about #but then novel...BIG YIKES

[sysig]

Hazing (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #The Captain #DAX #Who's hazing who? Yes :) #I'd like to say this is early on in their relationship but let's be honest they'd take the opportunity to rib each other at any point lol #Hehe I had fun with DAX's eye and tendril expressions in this one ♪ #I mean I have a lot lately with the curls and swirls and thick lines and shapes and fully-up and angry hehehe ♪ It's all fun! #But these were especially fun hehe #Still yet inspired by WOY lol - believe me I was least of all expecting to be hit this hard but I'm not about to complain lol #I still can't get over the fact that DAX and Peepers are both Commanders who are in love with their superior and have beef with a Captain #Hilarious ♥ Love that for them ♪♫ #But yes! Captain Tim was what inspired these! Lol ♪ The fact that Peepers is 3rd in command to a pet is very funny haha #And obviously it doesn't quite transfer over since the Captain is y'know - a human and DAX is ranked under ZEX specifically #I guess if you really wanted to get into it the Captain could be bragging about sleeping with ZEX but that seems even a little too mean #And also would he be so brazen about that to DAX - would he even know? I guess it Really depends on when this is lol #I do love DAX's subtle rudeness hehe ♪ He puts up with you Captain and that's about it #I had a lot of fun with his pained/freaked out expression as well haha #I also forget if I've talked about my headcanon about VUX strength? :0 I feel like I have but I have no idea where lol #I also don't remember where I got the inclination from but at some point my mind settled on the thought that VUX arms are weaker than human #At least pound-for-pound - but their strength comes from their specificity :D That their grip strength is much more evenly spread! #I mean humans have what our hands so fingers - and our arms - we can grab and hold but they can /coil/ #So holding a human in an arm lock like that would be hard to break especially if he held onto the Captain's shoulder or lifted :3c #Why are you picking fights person-to-person Captain don't you have a ship and crew to pilot right about now lol #Goes and tattles to ZEX maybe hehe ♪ Fair's fair!

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

lies of attrition update

summary

The trust between Ladybug and Chat Noir is stretched to breaking point when a new butterfly holder emerges in the wake of Monarque's defeat. Chat Noir doesn't know who to trust until Chrysalis confronts him with a truth Ladybug had tried to bury: Monarque made the Wish—and she wants Chat Noir’s help to undo it.

excerpt

When she landed on the rooftop, she found herself alone.

The sun hadn’t fully set, but it was far below her now. The sky was cast in the somber blue haze of dwindling daylight; light as quiet as the lonely roof and just as unsettling.

The moon was faint and not yet full, but looking up, she could see it was intact, and took comfort in its polished edges.

She let her gaze fall from the sky down into her palm, where her yo-yo still glowed with Chat Noir’s coordinates. He was there, somewhere in Montparnasse, but the echo of her footsteps on the rooftop remained unanswered. Something almost forgotten stirred in the depths of her stomach, and the taste of ash filled her mouth.

Something’s wrong.

She stood silent in the twilight fog, listening for danger and praying for a glimpse of her partner.

When she finally spotted him, though, a shadow at the edge of the world with his back facing her, she only prayed harder.

“Chat Noir?” she called out like an invocation.

He turned, but the evening was already too dim to make out his features. “Hello, Ladybug.”

She couldn’t read his expression, but his voice was flat in a way it had never been, and it should never be.

Something was wrong. She was sure of it now, but the moon was still whole and hearts were still unbroken.

chapter 9 of my and @ladyofthenoodle's collab is up!

#so proud of this one #it's absolutely outstanding #like not to brag but this one is a banger and a half #also yes i know i said i'm on hiatus #that's true for everything except loa #i just can't stay away #and neither should you #ml fanfic #loa #lies of attrition

[applesandbannas747]

There's so much I love about Kyle's flashback and the insight it gives on his character. We see him falling in love with fencing and looking up to his uncle and wanting so badly to be part of that world.

But with Jesse Coste for a cousin, not only does he always fall short, but it's more personal because of that relationship--he'll always be compared to Jesse by virtue of being related to him. And he's aware of it--he's heard it before and probably hears it pretty regularly even now. It would be easy to resent Jesse for always being better--for being the ideal Kyle's always being measured against.

But instead of calling Jesse names or being angry at this boy for approaching him to talk about Jesse, he answers honestly and proudly that Jesse's unbeatable--even before realizing that being related to Jesse labels him as cool too. He genuinely admires Jesse and is proud of him and to be his cousin.

And then we see too the way Kyle's identity gets wrapped up in Jesse. Kids are flocking to him excitedly calling him cool for being related to Jesse, and we all know very well how often Kyle talks about Jesse and being related to him from then on. It's clear that Kyle's feelings about Jesse are genuine, but he mentions it too much to be purely gushing--he mentions it because he's learned that people like him better for his relationship to Jesse. There's got to be some self-worth issues all tangled up in there, and I think we see the roots of it all here.

#fence comic #kyle allen #fence redemption #fence redemption spoilers #not to brag #but i got him so right #literally made a post yesterday about how cute it is he brags about jesse instead of hating him #and ive always thought his identity being centered around jesse was an interesting aspect to his character #and YES im a kyle allen apologist #hes a dick #he called nick's shoes second hand as trash talk #but also harvard being like oh dw bestie we have 3 other poor kids here so you wont feel out of place <3 #was just as bad XD #but mostly he is just simply my babygirl and i love him rip to you but I'm different

[silvermoon424]

Do other Americans get kinda mad when Europeans hear about how shitty our work conditions are and then talk about how great theirs are?

American: Yeah, I only get 48 hours of sick time a year, no paid maternity leave, and also I'm bankrupt because I had breast cancer 3 years ago.

European: That's awful! I can't even imagine that, I have 6 weeks of vacation, 2 years of maternity leave, 2 weeks of sick leave, and universal healthcare!! That would never happen in my country!

American: 😒

Like I know most of them don't mean anything harmful and a lot of them are in fact trying to tell Americans we're being robbed, but it just kinda comes off as insensitive to me sometimes? Like yeah, most of us young people on the internet are fully redpilled on how badly we're being abused and exploited. Most of us are aware other countries treat their workers better. We're just scared to unionize and fight for better conditions because in most cases it ends with you losing your job.

#I'm not trying to shit on any Europeans who have done this btw #just try to be mindful #like we KNOW how bad we have it #it just kinda comes off as bragging tbh #because yes we KNOW we should have that but we're too beaten down and scared to fight for it #fuck capitalism #rant #fuck america

[littledoofing]

“Oh, sorry, did you say something? I'm just here, you know, chilling with my hashtags🤑”

#I'm not bragging (yes I do); It's just that seeing myself in so many hashtags makes me laugh #JWKWJWWJ I love Tumblr #I love u guys

[dykefaggotry]

first two people on this post (not ppl in the screencap) are trad cath & "torah follower (with yeshua) who believes in traditional biblical femininity" who are both extremely transphobic (shocking) and their og points had fatphobia bullshit so I cut off their comments bc these other two additions are really good and important to remember as we age!

practicing balance and mobility as you get older is important. you want to make sure you're able to get up off the floor in case of a fall (which was the og point). REGARDLESS of weight this should be possible, our bodies are really good at handling our weight bc not everyone is supposed to be stick thin. and if you can't, it's not because you're "unhealthy" or "overweight" it's bc your muscles and joints are out of practice w these things and they can build back up with practice

and if you still find that it's not getting easier, it's not because of your weight and you should go to a doctor to see if there's another underlying issue impairing your mobility

#torah follower (with yeshua) is fucking killing me actually like #girl what the fuck are you talking about so you mean christian????? #also does she even know the torah isn't the whole tanakh bc I get the feeling she doesn't #and the first girl has 'I'm kinder skinnier and prettier than you' as her pinned post like #yes girlie slay im sure jesus wants u to brag abt being skinny and pretty ur giving amazing christian rn

[welcometomyoasis]

😃 welp so this is happening...

#submitted my last assignment for my graduate course 2 days ago #your girllie is officially done with masters #idk it's probably just me but i always forget i already have an undergrad degree #anyway yes i'm sorry this is me bragging a little but i'm so excited to be done #going to have to retire this tag soon though :( #shu's uni trials ☃︎

[daughterofhecata]

Something something "the first million words are practice"? (Though I'm pretty sure I've reached *that* milestone years ago considering the amount of notebooks I filled as a kid/teen.)

#ao3 #kaj rambles #i'm a little proud of myself ngl #five years ago i never thought it would come to this #like 90% of these words have been written in the last five and a half years for the ddf fandom #anyway #yay me 🎉 #(also yes i did redact the other numbers. we're not comparing stats here. i'm just bragging about my word count. 😄) #and yes i did write a little 'drabble' with the wordcount needed to get me to exactly 1mil on purpose. #that's what the poll about the pairing for some adult men fluff was for.

[lover-of-mine]

People do know they don't have to buy a Stanley, right? Or whatever the fuck is the current bottle people want. You got your bottle for free in an event in 2015? All the power to you, but if having a cup that matches their outfit makes someone happy, why the fuck do you care????? Are you paying for their bottle? No, you're not. The bottle will still be produced. What's the ethical problem here??? If having a blue cup, and a pink cup, and a cup that makes me look like a koala keeps me going, then it's a necessary purchase. You're not the one spending money on it so why do you care?????????

#i got 5 tiktok videos on a row of people bragging about their old bottles #one girl literally ran her bottle over #and im like okay? you dont care where you're drinking your water #some people find dopamine on stupid shit like having their bottle match with stuff why do you care how they're spending their money???? #ugh #yes i have a Stanley. it was a gift tho #i also have more cups that i probably should have #but one sparkly cups that match my phone case kept me drinking water while i was at uni so i think thats a win #and they were also a small purchase that kept me going on bad days #i dont see the harm on having multiples of one thing #its not like I'm throwing the old ones away #i still use most of them when i feel like it #its a harmless thing #ITS A FUCKING WATER BOTTLE #fucks sake we cant like anything #thoughts thoughts thoughts