#yes I’m projecting stfu

[insomniac-shado]

Clockwork was constantly falling behind on work at school. No matter how hard she tried there was always something late or missing. It’s what kickstarted her hate of time, how no matter how hard she tried it was never enough.

#clockwork #clockwork creepypasta #clockwork headcanons #clockwork creepypasta headcanons #natalie oulette #natalie oulette creeypasta #natalie oulette headcanons #natalie creepypasta #natalie creepypasta headcanons #stfu yes I’m projecting #deal with it #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons

[brianwashere]

The Prince of Egypt can literally be used as a trans allegory. Just listen—

Everyone stfu and listen.

Moses starts by playing the part of what everyone thinks he is—what he thinks he is.

Then when the thought of being something else comes up he begins to think and the dots start connecting.

And he denies it. He tries to reassure himself that he’s what he’s been told;

Moses: “I am a sovereign prince of Egypt. A son of the proud history that's shown etched on every wall. Surely this is all I ever wanted. All I ever wanted. All I ever wanted.”

Then Moses snaps and is so ashamed with himself that he runs away only for his brother to catch up with him and try to convince him to stay, saying

Rameses: “if I say you are innocent then you are.”

And Moses can’t deny what he is. Just listen to this dialogue:

Rameses: “We can take care of that. I will make it so it never happened.”

Moses: “Nothing you can say can change what I've done.”

Rameses: “I am Egypt! The Morning and The Evening Star! If I say "Day is Night," it will be written, and you will be what I say you are! I say you are innocent.”

Young Moses: “What you say does not matter. You don't understand. I can't stay here any longer.”

Rameses: “Moses!”

Young Moses: “No! All I've ever known to be true is a lie. I'm not who you think I am.”

Then he finds a place where he can be himself and be true. He finds happiness as himself, leaving behind all of his old life. Only to have to come back to his old life.

Moses: “Rameses!”

Rameses: “Where have you been? I took you for dead.”

[they both laugh]

Rameses: “Look at you!”

Moses: “Pharaoh.”

Rameses: “Well, look at you. What on earth are you dressed as?”

Then there’s this dialogue:

Rameses: “It shall be as I say. I pardon forever all crimes of which he stands accused, and will have it known that he is our brother Moses, the prince of Egypt.”

Moses despised being referred to as his previous title.

Moses: “Rameses, in my heart, you are my brother, but things cannot be as they were.”

Rameses: “I see no reason why not.”

Moses: “You know I am a Hebrew,”…

…

Rameses: “Well, uh, impressive. Hmm. Very well, Moses. I'll play along.”

Then he finally gets what he wants by leaving Egypt forever with his people.

**I don’t own any part of the Prince of Egypt all rights belong to dreamworks**

#the prince of egypt #yes i’m projecting #stfu you don’t need to know #like it or not the Prince of Egypt is a trans allegory #it’s not even subtle #Brian’s untagged thoughts

[campcounselorwannabe]

Cowboy boots gf 🤝 Doc Martins gf

#ry stfu #yes I’m projecting what I want #yea I’m a cowboy boots gf but painfully single

[sukisheadlights]

MAKE ME STAY!

landonorris x famous!oc

summary: where she sends the Internet into a slow spiral after releasing a song out of the blue (except it’s not out of the blue, it’s papaya)

part 1: make me stay, series masterlist

faceclaim: dua lipa 🫶

rory’s voice mail 🎧: PART 1! hope you guys like this, it’s obviously going to be a slow burn but I’m really excited to write it for y’all <3 ALSO the first two chapters are gonna be a little slow to set up the story and a strong base for it 😚 LOVE YOU SAY IT BACK

@TMZ • 2 hours ago

Exclusive: F1 phenom Lando Norris spotted leaving Las Vegas after-party with a mysterious redhead!

Rumors are swirling that F1 racing superstar Lando Norris may have found a new love interest in Las Vegas!

The 22-year-old McLaren driver was spotted leaving the after-party of the FIA Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix with a gorgeous gal on his arm.

Our source spotted Lando and the mystery woman leaving together and said the pair appeared to be "flirty", as Lando "wrapped his arm around her" and they "walked off into the night."

@THEHOLLYWOODFIX • 2 hours ago

It looks like F1 driver Lando Norris is getting back into his dating game!

After breaking up with his long-term girlfriend last year, our favorite driver was seen leaving the Formula 1 Las Vegas after party with a mysterious red-haired woman dressed in a form-fitting black leather dress.

We're not sure if this is just a one night stand, or if Lando has his sights set on someone new. Either way, we wouldn't blame him - the Formula 1 Las Vegas parties are known for being a hot spot for celebrities and models alike!

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lizcolton he took the pictures, or whatever 🙄

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user9 @user4 it’s giving “excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house—”

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@TMZ • 45 mins ago

Pop Sensation Liz Colton is Back!

Liz, who's long been hailed as a retro-pop phenomenon and one of the biggest social media stars, has just announced her return to the spotlight after a two-year break! Liz had been absent from public life following her rough breakup with actor Jacob Elordi.

Now, the queen of pop has set the Internet ablaze with a photo of herself sporting a sleek new red do and rocking an all-leather look, accompanied by the caption 'miss me?' Fans are abuzz!

In addition, Colton has been recently spotted interacting comfortably with Formula One superstar Lewis Hamilton in her social media comment sections! Hamilton, who is a known celebrity himself, has even asked Colton to give more picture credits, making fans hope that she's ready to expand her network and step into the world of Formula 1.

Could this mean the start of a whole new era for Liz?

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lizcolton the face of a person keeping secrets 🤐

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@TMZ • 1 min ago

BREAKING NEWS!

It looks like Jacob Elordi, the "Euphoria" heartthrob who recently broke up with longtime girlfriend Liz Colton, was caught in a compromising position.

Just months after Liz and Jacob decided to split, details have emerged that the Australian actor cheated on his girlfriend multiple times. While neither Liz nor Jacob have commented publicly on the situation, fans have been quick to blast the actor for his apparent indiscretions.

With a successful career and multiple projects in the works, it looks like Jacob's reputation is about to take a dip.

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lizcolton kisses to my exes, out 8pm tonight 💋

paisleysterling ATE

paisleysterling first picture’s for someone special?? I KNOW YOU BITCH

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lizcolton @lizcoltonsslave single as HELL baby!! Y’all haven’t lost me yet dw 😚

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[arkhamjack]

Knowing that what he's saying to Vash is one massive projection……. fuck...

Knives feeling hurt (by literally everything), betrayed and lied to (by Vash and humans), humiliated and treated like an animal (the inherent experience of being other), stolen that which was dearest to him (his innocence and sense of safety), having his every word questioned and laughed at while being dragged through the dirt (invalidation and internalisation)

Man…..

EDIT: Yes Knives is a hypocritical loser I’m not excusing his actions at all‼️ He’s an overpowered princess with a disorder like!! He’s very sensitive and emotional, in fact BOTH he and Vash are very much so - the difference is Knives is selfISH and he knows what he’s doing is wrong HE JUST DGAF bc staying on the same path and not making an effort to change and grow and mature from his childhood self is just EASIER (he’s like too far gone or whatever but actually not bc blank ticket yada yada ), compared to Vash whose sensitivity, in contrast, manifests itself more as selfLESSNESS☝️ I could say so much more I need to stfu ok bye

#millions knives #the nail biting...taking it out on himself #then flipping the script to take it out of everyone else...man #knives ​baby I’m so sorry :( #needing to give little knives a hug is just me needing to give little me a hug #writing with tears in my eyes rn #I love trigun #trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #not art

[helluva-dump]

At this point, the hazbin/helluva critical community has fallen flat. And when I say that, I mean that it lacks potential. Like, I thought we were criticizing about the characters and the show itself. I thought we were talking about it's issues and what Viv could approve on it. But now, these people are just targeting fans of Viv's show who are just going on about their day, taking screenshots of harmful posts and posting it on the critical blog just to shit on them. You can't even consider that "critical" now when you're just being an asshole. They wonder why Viv and her fans think the critics are so bad. On top of that, these people love to make assumptions about Viv harassing Gooseworx all because she's a "terrible person" like please stfu. "She probably did this" and they don't even have any proof. Maybe consider that Viv actually enjoys tadc and it's success? What is all of this "viv is mad because the amazing digital circus is more successful than her shitty shows"? I dunno, man. That critical community is just so fucking dumb and stupid. They're not even talking about the shows anymore. They just bitch and fuss about everything.

For real, I had never seen such a critical community this much of a train wreck as the fandom is.

I mean hell, I engaged with the SVTFOE community before (and that show has the EXACT same problems as Helluva boss) and the critical blogs were very chill.

I feel like what didn’t help is how immature and unprofessional Vivziepop acts publicly. But at the same time…. I can’t really blame her for getting defensive when these antis dogpile her on everything.

And yes, the screenshots making fun of harmless posts of fans were red flags to me. Like dude, we have rabid fans and Stans do that to us, why the hell are you stopping to their level??? (I’m not gonna include the voodoo controversy because that to me needed to be talked about. A lot of POC fans and criticals had every right to discuss that and Viv should had given an apology or explanation over that. With closed religions that always got stereotypes due to colonizers, you need to be careful when writing about them. )

Oh God don’t get me started on the whole Vivziepop and Gooseworks relationship assumptions… that actually annoyed me too and I’m sure there’s no bad blood with them. I get she had bad blood with Tracey and possibly Ashley, but I don’t think it’s fair to assume she’s like this with every indie creator.

Honestly, its both of their fandoms that are acting unhinged. But I even seen hardcore fans of Viv like Dani praising TADC and Gooseworks, so I doubt the whole fandom are planning to sabotage them. TADC isn’t a rain full of sunshine either, they too have so much bad apples there.

Also my big issue with this community I’ve noted some critical blogs that claim they wanna make an original series (well one already made a webcomic) but they NEVER stop bitching about Viv and go on and on how they never do this to their project… unmmm dude? If you constantly compare your project to Viv’s, your gonna lose your audience this way. This can make you come off as an a logger and a very petty person to others. Trust me, this is NOT going to make people want to be interested in your original projects.

It’s also very unprofessional to do this publicly. I get looking at bad writing motivates you how to not to things… but the constant comparing is going to make you look like a very petty person to your outside audience. And they feel like your project won’t have agency on its own without being “better than Helluva/Hazbin.” I say this because I too am working on an indie project I want to make to a webcomic. And I REALLY don’t wanna ruin my reputation that way.

That’s what Zeartist did when he made his shitty ass books and would constantly hitch and whine about twilight on his life journals. And he would always bring up his original series and how it’s “better” and how he wouldn’t write such garbage like Stephanie Meyer.

And guess what???? His books are just twilight 2.0 but even worse 😂😂😂 he ended up doing the exact same thing stephanie did, bitches out over criticism, and yeah a huge hypocritical asshat.

That’s why constantly comparing your project to another person’s to seen as better is NOT a smart idea. Please have some self awareness there if your actually planning to make a webcomic or an original series.

Also… I’ve noticed people that have beautiful startled would waste it on blind hatred. Like that “I HAtE VIVZIEPOP” blog. Like godamn, their art is beautiful but they had an unhealthy hate obsession with Viv… why waste your energy on that when you can make something better?

I’m not talking about rewrites, AUs, or redesigns because to me those are like fanfics and for fun. The stuff I do is mainly just for fanfic fun and a writing/world building exercise for me. But also a little bit of self indulgence since I sitll admire Viv’s characters. You can enjoy something without giving your support to the actual creator. I’m trying to show my support to the team behind it.

(I’m even planning to buy fan merch from one of the clean up artists on their shop. To me it’s the ethical way of getting Hazbin/Helluva merch without directly giving it to Viv but to her artists instead. )

#helluva boss critical #Hazbin hotel critical #have some self awareness yall #anon ask #ask

[lokisasylum]

Someone on twitter said that ‘FACE’ brought out the true ugly face of the Music Industry--

But I think that it also brought out the true ugly face of the ARMY fandom.

So much so that from locals, casual listeners, to even the most hardcore Jimin biased OT7s finally realized that everything PJMS have been pointing out FOR YEARS was true all along.

That a great chunk of the fandom simply doesn’t care or downright HATES Jimin without reason and they will go to the most disgusting lengths to keep others from seeing the light as well under the constant harassment/threat/gaslighting of being called a “solo anti”.

They’re STILL doing it today, because somehow someone else failure is Jimin’s fault for some reason (but not the laziness of the ones who talked big and then did absolutely NOTHING to support all members solo projects the same way. And people showing full support for Jimin is considered some type of capital Sin).

And the shippers were the worst part of the deal, because most only cared about maintaining the integrity of their delusional narrative rather than protecting AND supporting both ends of their ship EQUALLY. 

Yoonminions wouldn’t stop bitching and moaning a week before the pre-release of “Set Me Free Pt.2″,  about some one-sided beef against Jimin for not “properly crediting” Yoongi IN A SONG & ALBUM THAT WERE NOT HIS TO BEGIN WITH. And only when Jimin said in an interview that the song was a nod to D2, BUT NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO IT.  Only then did they finally STFU and started supporting.

Vminies... its time to wake up and smell the coffee, mi cielas, this cannot go on. We cannot continue with the crying-parties & embarrassing hashtags on twitter 24/7. You cannot claim a divorce when there was never a marriage to begin with. Do like Elsa and Let it go~♫

Jikookers... where to start with all of you lol... many of you were CHILL and constantly gave updates on Jimin, achievements, streaming parties and methods, voting, buying, funds, ect.

So yes, THANK YOU for your service & undying support to Team Jimin. 

The other half, however, were downright DISAPPOINTMENT upon disappointment. I swear if I could shove ya’ll in a blender on Max Speed I’m pretty sure that blender would malfunction and we’d all die together in a Nuclear Explosion. Because what do you mean you didn’t even bother listening to the whole album in support of Jimin but you suddenly gave a shit when it was revealed that there was a hidden track called “Letter” (also known as “DEAR. ARMY” as it is registered on KOMCA) where JK just did some backing vocals near the end??

And don’t even get me started  on the ones who were caught dragging other members, knowing this would get Jimin dragged as well. Those are the worse and already reaching a level of delusion I’ve only seen in trashcookers on the bird app.

But you know what tho? That’s okay, ‘cause outside of stan twitter, outside of tumblr, FB, IG, ect... None of that shit matters, Jimin's still loved, still winning, Those “other fandoms” that always shaded him got a rude awakening recently, and those individuals that always tried to discredit his achievements ALSO got a rude awakening themselves. And that’s on Karma.

So remember: “Everyone wants to see you doing good, but not better than them.“

#FACE #Face by Jimin #it was called face reveal for a reason #Jimin face #jimin #park jimin #bts #bts jimin #PJM #jimin solo album #bts solo careers

[nimnomdimsum]

Group project

It was a mistake

You knew you shouldn’t have tried something new. Shouldn’t have gotten out of your comfort zone, it never leads to anything good.

You were practically running down the stairs, trying to escape whatever the fuck that club was. Why’d you have to be curious about VAMPIRES out of all things? Why not butterflies, or flowers? No. It had to be blood sucking vampires and u had to join a club with a bunch of fanatics who won’t stfu and are too graphic about how to kill a vampire. Especially that blondey monoma , Fucking creep. He made u so uncomfortable that u just ran out the minute he started talking. The details made queasy and light headed. You felt as if you lungs were gonna pop you were breathing so hard, when you got out of the club and onto campus, you realise your frantic breathing wouldn’t stop, tears were running down your face, everything was spinning and you were scared.

What was happening? Why does it hurt so much? Why can’t you breathe??Are you having a panic attack right now?

These questions didn’t help you calm down and you felt as if you were gonna pass out so you found a nearby bench to sit on and closed your eyes, trying to get your breathing to settle. Not a minute later u hear a very tired but worried voice say, “Hey…are you ok?”

You look up to see droopy half lidded purple eyes with eye bags that can rival a science major. His indigo hair was unruly and you recognised it somwhere…

“Hey! Can you hear me, are you ok?” Repeated the purple haired boy. You finally focused on him and shook your head. He came closer and put a hand on your shoulder, crouched down and looked into your eyes, “ Answer me with your words this time. Are you ok?”

Struggling to even move you push the word no out in a desperate and clumsy manner.

“Calm down and breathe slowly “

Suddenly, it all stopped, your breathing slowed and the tears stopped, you were fine but it felt strange, like someone pressed the off button and you were kinda sleepy. “You feeling better?”

The boy was staring at u the whole time, he looked slightly relieved.

“Yeah I’m ok thanks, how’d you do that?”

His eyes widened and a slight smirk broke his neutral expression “I didn’t think you’d notice. It’s my quirk, brainwash” he said offering you a hand. You took it, tucking That new information somewhere in ur brain. When you got up u nearly hit the floor again your legs were so wobbly

“Hey be careful! My quirk doesn’t deal with the aftermath”, the purple crayon said(I got tired) while grabbing your elbow and hip to steady you.You guys were standing fairly close in this position and it gave you time to figure out where U know him from. U also took this time to take in all the features u missed. He had dimple when he smiled and unusually sharp canines, his hair was indigo yes but there was a few different shades of purple In his hair aswell, small segments of lavender and violet making beautiful patterns of highlights. His eyes were quite unique as well, while purple wasn’t an unusual colour these days due to quirks, his had a thin sheen of red and his pupils were thinned out, like an angry cat. By the time he started getting uncomfortable with u staring it clicked.

“Allcock”, U blurted out.

His whole face went through 4 different emotions but he soon had a neutral expression with an eyebrow raised.

“What did u just say?” He asked with an amused glimmer in his eyes.

Blushing, realising what u just said, you give him a sheepish smile, “professor allcock, we take the same philosophy class.”

“Oh”

“Yeah I recognised u by ur hair, I actually didn’t know u had a Face”

His eyes widened and he tipped his head back in laughter.

“Really?I didn’t realise. I normally just record what the prof is saying on my computer. Speaking of class, what are you doing here? Class is in”-he checks his watch-“4 hours.”

You stand there in silence, mulling over whether U should tell him or not you should tell him the truth. You close your eyes and decide to come clean, “I’ve recently been interested in vampires and there’s a club on campus that specialises in vampires so I wanted to check it out but they were way too graphic and made me very uncomfortable so I ran out and then I-“

“Hey, hey, breath ok? We don’t want another panic attack on our hands do we?” He says with a reassuring yet playful smile.

You nod embarrassed, trying to catch your breathe.

After your breathing is normal you realise it’s gotten a silent. Awkward silent. While u were looking for ways to fix it, he beat u too it, breaking the silence with, “Tell you what, If u be my partner for the next philosophy project, I’ll tell u what you need to know about vampires.”

You look at him suspiciously, “what do you know about vampires?”

He looks around him to see if there was anyone around before smirking and coming closer to your face.

He bends down a little and opens his mouth, u stare in confusion then amazement as he makes his canines sharper and hollow. You look at his eyes and that red sheen starts glowing brighter and brighter until his irises are no longer seen. Your eyes go wide and u gasp, “You’re a-a-!”He quickly puts his hand over your mouth before bringing a finger to his grinning one with a wink.

“So how about it huh? Do we have a deal?”

Still in shock you nod your head yes. He smiles wider before asking you for your phone, you absentmindedly take it out and unlock it for him. As he taps away you can’t but feel like your dreaming.

He’s a vampire, I love vampires! They’re so cool. Oh my god, I’m gonna do my project with a real life vamp-

A notification from his phone interrupts your thoughts and he hands your phone back to you

“There. See u in class!” He says with a wave and turns around, walking away.

You wave back before looking down at your phone and rolling your eyes at what he saves himself as:

‘Cool vampire dude’

You assumed the notification from his phone was a text he sent himself so you checked, you were right but this time the message made you smile fondly;

‘💜💜💜’

Im taking so long to write pt 4 of the Megumi ff so have this shitty shinso ff I wrote in April😋

#shinsou x reader #college au #vampire shinso #panic attack #group project #cliche? #quirks #mha #my hero academy fanfiction #bha #boku no hero acedamia #shinso #he’s always sleeping #shitpost #quick read

[wendytestabrat]

THOUGHTS ON THE NEW EPISODE:

•kyle is still a terrible friend to stan like honestly kyle seems like one of those fake friends that only hang out with u when they want shit from you LOL. like i was so pissed off when he went up to stan and asked to use his charger after he had been ignoring him for days on end

•this def was a kyman episode on cartman’s end and he was projecting by trying to get stan and kyle together bc he was rlly the one who missed being around kyle even more than stan. there’s a lot of moments in past episodes where cartman makes gay jokes about stan & kyle and acts like they’re a couple bc he gets sour and jealous of them LOL. the reason why we know this is because cartman will happily try to break up stan & kyle when it’s convenient for him and he knows he’ll get kyle all to himself so why would he give two shits about keeping stan & kyle together if there wasn’t something in it for him?

• i liked how this episode showed kyle finally avoiding cartman for once & minding his business and making friends with someone who’s not him which was nice to see even though kyle’s toxic side started coming out again midway through the episode when he couldn’t stop getting butthurt about cartman saying he runs hollywood and they pretty much revealed he only wanted to be friends with token (yes i’m saying token not tolkien SUCK IT THAT WAS HIS NAME FOR OVER 20 YEARS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT THEY CHANGED IT CALL ME RACIST) bc he’s black and he thought token would be understanding over how victimized kyle feels for being jewish like bitch please lol. this was another example of kyle being ignorant and racist af yet he always jumps down cartman’s throat for being racist.

•cartman’s antisemitism has still toned down A LOT like i’ve mentioned before how he’s not as antisemitic as he used to be & so he showed more awareness of that and how antisemitism is wrong like when he got mad at cupid ye for praising hitler or whatever lol. when cartman was saying jews run hollywood i don’t rlly think he was being antisemitic that was just him obsessing over kyle and jewish culture like he always does bc he has a fascination for it lol. but they showed how cartman’s antisemitic behavior is basically a manifestation of his schizophrenia getting out of control, i mean that’s at least the way i interpreted the scene with him giving cupid ye his meds. it def does add more sympathy to cartman’s character bc he is trying to be better he’s just an extremely mentally ill and neglected kid lol.

•i don’t blame cartman & stan for getting annoyed by kyle and token’s tiktoks LOL i hate tik tok like nothing on there is funny or entertaining i don’t understand why people are so obsessed with watching strangers dance on the internet like tf. like srsly have ya’ll ever picked up a book before? it makes sense that kyle would be into something as dumb as that bc he sucks and he’s a follower and has 0 personality or originality and just does whatever will get him clout & money

• gotta love matt & trey for having common sense and calling kanye out on his shit unlike all the dumbass conservatives and shit who still keep defending kanye like the man is not well just bc he’s calling out a bunch of woke shit and the establishment that does NOT mean he should be an ally lol. but that’s just matt & trey’s libertarian views as usual they never swing too far left or right when critiquing anyone which is what i love about them. i love how they make a lot of conservative points but they also have the common sense to call out people like donald trump and kanye west on their shit when conservatives go too far. i swear like i loved candace owens until she started kissing kanye’s ass and defending everything he did and then when her fans wanted her to share her thoughts on the alex jones interview she was like “stop asking me to talk about kanye!1!1!!” 😩 like BITCH stfu lol.

#kyman #KYMANRANTGARBAGE

[chibi-n92]

Guess what today it is? That’s right! Always thought the show released in February. I’m NGL Devil was to do I wanted to add ms chalace but want to overwhelm myself. Anyway got one more project to do then I’ll be away from social media for awhile for my mental health until now. Enjoy the pic The other version is Devil noose yes it’s darker don’t like? Then STFU 😑

Bonus/Extra:

#n’s art #cuphead #the cuphead show #cuphead devil #cuphead: don't deal with the devil #mugman #the Devil

[twopoppies]

Hi! I saw DWD on Monday and have had some opinions on the movie since watching it, so I thought I’d share them in case anyone was interested in hearing a rundown/review.

So just to give a basis, I saw the movie with my brother, who is a casual Harry fan while I’m a huge fan. He rated the movie a 4/10 and said that the whole thing could be cut down into one episode of a TV show, which I definitely agree with. We both said that Harry was generally good and that during the parts where he stumbled in his acting, he got away with it because he’s Harry and people love him. Also, the movie has so many repetitive scenes. I’m not talking about the repeating themes of the husbands driving to work or the women making breakfast and cleaning the house, I’m talking about the SAME montages being replayed at least six times throughout the movie or random scenes that we’ve seen before. There’s one montage of a blue eye, a blood drop, and dancers that’s played at least 3 times for multiple minutes and it has no relevance to the plot. There’s so much montage and flashback filler that it actually feels like Olivia ran out of footage and just used whatever scraps she had to fill in gaps. This aspect made the movie boring at times.

In my opinion the really interesting part of the plot was incel Jack being radicalized by Frank and how he got him and Alice in the Victory Project. However, that part of the movie is not explored in depth at all which is truly a shame. It would have been fascinating how he got sucked in to this cult, the dynamics of Internet forums like Victory and their connection to things IRL like 4chan but we got nothing like that. The ending is also lackluster. Basically Alice goes to Victory HQ and gets teleported back to reality and then it fades to black. No word on what’s happening with the wives or other people in Victory.

Also there are so many plot holes like SO MANY. There’s a whole plane crash that’s never explained, lampposts start exploding when Alice kills Jack which doesn’t make sense because nothing happened when Chris Pine’s character died, and Gemma’s character kills Chris Pine’s character but the audience is never told whether she did it so that she could free the wives or she could become the new leader of Victory, who knows.

Also the audience was super annoying. People were wayyy too over-reactive with the screaming and gasping and then other audience members would tell them to stfu etc.

anyways sorry for rambling lol love ur blog btw 💘💘

Hi honey. Oh thank you so much for this rundown. That sounds so much in line with what my friend thought who went to the screening last year.

And yes!! There really was an interesting movie that could have been made. You would think that the part you're describing about how Frank lures Jack in, and what drove these men to do this, would have been really explored because it's so timely. But... no.

#don't worry darling spoilers #don't worry darling review

[insomniac-shado]

What if i did a little silly

And said that nina was obsessed with jeff but not in a romantic way in my lore

And she finds out later on that she’s actually aroace

#stfu no I’m not projecting #(yes. yes i am.) #but like seriously hear me out #nina #nina the killer #jeff the killer #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons

[spextronaut]

My thoughts on this week’s episode of Mando:

I’m actually writing this bit right here 2 hours before the episode is even out bUT I had to share my idea of, with Din and Bo Katan not getting along very well currently, I would LOVE if they fought (maybe in this episode or the next one?) and Din ended up winning back the Darksaber??? And if it was in front of a bunch of other Mandos and they immediately accept him as Manda’lor unlike how they are with Bo Katan???? I’d scream I really hope that this is where the show is going and if it’s not y’all can bet your asses that I will write fix-it canon divergent fanfic for this concept

It’s episode time I am begging this episode to be good or have Din take off his helmet or Something worth my fucking time

Once again begging the show to do something interesting with the plot and have Din and Bo Katan fight or have Bo Katan lose the saber or Something just to make it fun

Oh god dammit are you seriously making me go back to episode 3 levels of shit?? I hated that plot I just want Din this is bullshit

Wowww it’s so shocking that she’s Imperial 🙄

<Din Djarin33

As someone who has never seen a piece of Star Wars media unconnected to Mando I have no fucking idea what’s happening rn

I want Darth Maul to be here purely because I like the look I have no clue if he’s alive or not

Y’all lost the civil war against the Republic for a reason,,,

The Shadow Council? Are you fucking serious??

Project Necromancer. Are you fucking serious

I’m under the belief, with no prior knowledge, that Anakin Skywalker was the only thing holding the Empire together smh

We aren’t gonna kill the Mandos thank you that’s illegal <3

Ngl I think the only reason Moff Gideon is really “worried” about the Mandos is because he wants a rematch against Din bc he’s pissy about losing the Darksaber last season

GROGU IS SITTING IN BO KATAN’S LAP!!! AUNT BO KATAN FR FR

IG-11????? WITH AN ANZELLAN???

Grogu sitting on the table I’m gonna start crying fuck

Bad baby is back!!

oh my fucking god he’s in the robot I’m gonna cry look at this motherfucker. he is so fucking <333

ASSISTED SPEECH TECH!!!! OMFG AUTISM GROGU REAL!!!! HE IS SO!!!!!

HES SO HAPPY IM GONNA CRY <333333

IM CRYING HE IS SO FUCKING <33333

Din is in his extra tired dad arc I fucking love it here

Of course Din and Grogu will volunteer and people will only follow! If Din and Grogu are there! Because DIN IS BETTER AT LEADING PEOPLE THAN BO KATAN AND I WILL FIGHT ALL YALL ON THIS

The Armorer is so fucking suspicious I won’t lie

I’m claiming Grogu as disabled bc like. Mobility device. Speech aid. I can’t be fought about this

Now what in the fuck is that thing

Bo Katan this is why you shouldn’t be any kind of leader you trust people way way way too easily

What in the fucking cult

This. Is why. We. Lie. Shut the FUCK up Bo Katan you’re fucking yourself over (and thus making Din look like a better leader but yk,,,)

“And then he betrayed me” BO KATAN. HE IS IMPERIAL. YOU CANT TRUST IMPERIALS YOU KNOW BETTER

once again I am saying Din is a better leader because HE beat Moff Gideon, Bo Katan didn’t and SHE DIDNT EVEN BEAT DIN TO GET THE SABER BACK HRHRHRGE

I’m begging this doesn’t turn to romance please god please do not do this I am begging I’m about to start crying do not. Don’t do this to me

DIN. DIN LEADER ARC. PLEASEEEE GOD I AM FUCKING BEGGINGGG

don’t do this. don’t do this im panicking Din shut the fuck UP I hate THIS FUCKING SHOW

I know Din is a follower not a leader but HE DESERVES A LEADER ARC PLEASEEEE WHY IS THIS SHOW LIKE THIS 😭😭

… space chess?

Oh Jesus Christ… Din? Din can you stop this? I want a leader arc god I’m BEGGING

“Can I step in?” BO KATAN STOP HOLDING HIM BACK FROM HIS LEADER ARC YOU BITCH

GROGU SLAY!!!!!! I love him so much omfg he <3333

stop. stop. shut the fuck up “he didn’t learn that from me” YES HE DID HOE STFU

no one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans smh

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT THING

IS THAT A FUCKING DRAGON????????? FUCK HEAH???? FUCK THE MANDALORIANS GIVE ME DRAGON

“You good?” IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP HE IS SUCH A FUCKING DAD

Oh Jesus Christ what is that

Imperial Mandos LIKE I FUCKIN SAID

begging this to be the reason that Din gets a leader arc or a helmet removal im fucking begging

Grogu I- 😭😭

OH HELL

Din is slaying he’s in there by himself but he is slaying SO FUCKING HARD I LOVE HIM

are you fucking serious he’s in a goddamn Mando suit

Din is in his bdsm arc did not expect that today

Fuck you Moff Gideon also Din doesn’t have the Darksaber so,,,, honestly thank god he gave it to Bo Katan like fuck yeah dude

RAHHH NOO DONT KILL THE MANDOS

helmetless din. I’m begging. please god give me something

If Paz dies I’m rioting smh

PAZ YOU BITCH HOW DARE YOU YOU HAVE A SON IM RIOTING IM DISOWNING THE SHOW FANFICTION HERE I FUCKING COME

WHAT IN FHE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK IS THAT

FANFIC HERE I COME FUCK THIS SHOW FUCK IT SO MUCH

I hate that. Grogu was the best part I literally don’t remember anything better happening I’m so fucking disappointed

I’m thankful that they aren’t forcing a romance on us (so far) and it’s not Awful and I’m excited for the almost definitely whole episode helmetless babygirlified Din next week but Jesus Christ that was just. It was awful it was bad

I give it like a 5/10 because it was fine with some good scenes but just. It was bad. I fucking hate this episode and i can’t even explain why like I could previously it just,,, idk it’s bad I don’t like it

Y’all can expect me promoting some fanfiction sometime soon because I’m gonna start a fix-it rewrite starting from episode 6 of TBoBF and reshape the end of that and this season into what I genuinely think would be better

And if you love this season good for you, seriously! I wish I could, but with the foreshadowing from last season and especially the last 2-3 episodes? You can’t even compare them and season 2 was a step down from season 1 it’s just… it’s not comparable and I’m really upset about it

My point still stands about the whole “if the season finale doesn’t get better I won’t come back for season 4” btw I just can’t handle the disappointment over and over again. But if tumblr shows me some really good shit then I might come back for a couple episodes

Overall I’m just disappointed and I really wish that they had writers that genuinely care about the story they were setting up instead of caring about setting up spin offs and selling merchandise but what can I really expect from Disney?

#spencer rambles #the mandalorion spoilers #mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian #din djarin #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers #the mandalorian s3 ep7 #the mandalorian season 3 episode 7 #the mandalorian chapter 23

[campcounselorwannabe]

Pirate bf x cowgirl gf

#ry stfu #yes i’m projecting #Idaly I don’t wanna hear it #it is like the best combo and you can’t change my mind

[ivorydice]

WIP Tag Game

I got tagged by @amiyade, thank you!! ✨💖 I’ve seen the rules going around somewhere and it's something like post a list of your current writing projects. Followers are free to ask for more info on any of them, like which characters feature, snippets, extra details, etc. Remember how I said I'm trying to take it easy on myself and not drown myself in WIPs since I'm getting back into actually being productive ahahahahaha yeaaaah *drowns self in WIPs* SO, not a complete list of WIPs, but some things I'm currently focusing on the most. I think I’ve mentioned like most of them anyway lol, BUT HERE WE ARE: 1. The Memory of You (FFXV) -- honestly, this is probably my favouritest fic of mine, which is dumb I know since you'd think I'd have finished it then lol. For those who don't know, Noct and Ardyn are physically de-aged into children (around 7 and 10 years old) by a daemon and are trapped on their own in Cleigne. They have to work together to travel across the country to Hammerhead, where Noct's friends are, but, of course, there are a few hiccups along the way. Enemies-to-friends, Ardyn!redemption, an adventure fic with some cute things, some angsty things and some scary things. MUCH FRIENDSHIP. It now has a playlist on spotify which just makes me feel things instead of write things lmao. I love this fic okay shhhhhhhhh. 2. [title redacted] (FFXV) -- a hurt!Noct body horror fic. After a daemon hunt goes wrong, and after having a strange sudden fever, Noctis begins to descend into “madness”. Nightmares, paranoia, hallucinations, the lot. His friends are majorly concerned about his mental state, but Noctis is convinced there's something more to it. If this fic had a soundtrack it’d be like all synthwave and shit, and yes of course that’s an important detail lmaooo 3. nemo (FFXV) -- daemonised-imperial-weapon!Noct. Pre-game, canon divergence and all that. Noctis has been transformed and brainwashed into killing for the empire, he's seen as a feral beast and a mindless killing machine, Ardyn is a little too obsessed with him, and there's a secret plot to rescue and bring Noctis back home. 4. Conceal (working title) (FFXV) -- a simple one-shot of bros taking care of Noctis, who has been poisoned and has a fever, basically because I wanted more warm and concerned Gladio lmao. Basically just a caretaking fic. 5. What the Shadows Hide (working title) (Merlin) -- an assassin is loose in Camelot and Arthur has been cursed to lose each of his senses one by one. Featuring a lot of angst on Arthur's part as he struggles to cope with becoming far too physically vulnerable for his liking, and awesome-servant!Merlin who tries his best to help. 6. untitled Merlin/Mordred (Merlin) -- listen Merthur is my otp, and this fic is just in the planning/daydreaming stages, but I am SO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED in this fic idea for some reason and I just need to acknowledge that it exists okay, basically S5 AU where Merlin decides to give Mordred a chance, tells Mordred about his fated role in Arthur's death, and then it's a long journey of becoming friends and then more, which Merlin struggles with because it feels like a betrayal to Arthur and Mordred is like STFU you’re dumb and we're both loyal to him. Anyway basically: good!Mordred, enemies-to friends-to lovers, secret relationship, two sneaky adorable sorcerers trying their best to protect their king and each other ANYWAY I think I'll stop there lol because we'll be here forever. I have a ton of Merlin ideas written down but I’m not actively working on them yet, there are a couple of new FFXV ideas that I've kept off this list because the subjects are heavy, and my Supernatural ideas are currently all variations of Sam recovering from Hell trauma (except the big Silent Hill inspired fic which consists of powerful psychic Sam AND hell trauma). ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I’m gonna gently tag @breakfastteatime @deducitetemporacarmen @kaelinaloveslomaris @every-lemon @glaivenoct @marmolita but no pressure. Anyone else wants to do this, consider yourself tagged!

#please excuse the sheer BABBLING i am on such a caffeine high lmaooo #yeah the title redacted one has actually had its title redacted lol #i'd prefer to have the title drop when the fic is posted #JUST BECAUSE #tag game #my fics

[cha0s-1]

I FINNALY POSTED THE FIRST CHAPTER!

Sry if it's short, it was supposed to be like a prologue, but it's not a prologue cause we're following the protagonist's pov.

And as i promised, i'll post the first chapter here.

So if you found this intresting, then follow/subscribe to me on Ao3 for Chapter update notifications!

[Enjoy

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Summary:

PART II OF THE REDEMPTION AU

[THE REDEMPTION AU IS NOT PUBLISHED IN ORDER, SO I'M TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT AND READ THE FIRST PART, TO UNDERSTAND THIS PART. BUT I'LL TRY FORESHADOWING SOME THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PART OF THE REDEMPTION AU]

The moon, please give me some advice. now that i've found you, a solution would be nice.

The moon where did i go wrong? i did the right thing, but why did it still feels wrong?

 

L̸̸̴̷̴̷̸̴̵̶̵̶̸̶̶̶̸̵̷̵̷̡̡̩͔̳̪̝̜̩̙̥̮̭̼̱̠̪̱̻̱͎͍̫̯͒̓̈͋̍͆̈́̽́͋̀̀̂̇̄̂̉̄͌̂̀̅̕͜͝Ǖ̶̵̷̴̷̶̴̷̷̶̶̸̷̸̸̴̵̷̴̴̴̷̫̖͖͔͎͖̙̲͕͔͈͎̪͔͔͚̱̳̙͉̱̲͚̻̺̎͊̇̒̋͒͌̐͐̍̉̐̂̈̓̕̕͘̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅN̶̸̷̸̴̷̵̸̴̴̸̵̴̷̷̶̶̷̸̸̶̸̷̷̸̴̵̢̢̡̛̛̟̙̙̣̹͖͇͍͙̩͍̥̠̗̤̲͎̞̪̜͕͎͍̠͈̩̤͕͇̲̙͇̐̈́̇̈́̅͒̄͛̈́͂̍̿͆̃͗̓̎̂̍̈͗̉͋̄͋̏͘̕̕͠͝A̷̸̶̵̶̵̶̷̵̸̴̷̸̶̷̷̵̴̸̸̷̷̸̷̸̢̧͉̲͕͇̬̯̪̪̘͕̠͙̹̱̜̜̰̰̳̩̰̲̜̗̦̪̯̓̄̃̓͑̀͐̃̓̎̿̿͂̋̄̍̀͑̂̈́͆̊̿͑̂̂̕̕͜͜͠͝ͅ MOON WHAT HAVE I DONE? WHAT HAVE I CREATED? L̸̸̴̷̴̷̸̴̵̶̵̶̸̶̶̶̸̵̷̵̷̡̡̩͔̳̪̝̜̩̙̥̮̭̼̱̠̪̱̻̱͎͍̫̯͒̓̈͋̍͆̈́̽́͋̀̀̂̇̄̂̉̄͌̂̀̅̕͜͝Ǖ̶̵̷̴̷̶̴̷̷̶̶̸̷̸̸̴̵̷̴̴̴̷̫̖͖͔͎͖̙̲͕͔͈͎̪͔͔͚̱̳̙͉̱̲͚̻̺̎͊̇̒̋͒͌̐͐̍̉̐̂̈̓̕̕͘̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅN̶̸̷̸̴̷̵̸̴̴̸̵̴̷̷̶̶̷̸̸̶̸̷̷̸̴̵̢̢̡̛̛̟̙̙̣̹͖͇͍͙̩͍̥̠̗̤̲͎̞̪̜͕͎͍̠͈̩̤͕͇̲̙͇̐̈́̇̈́̅͒̄͛̈́͂̍̿͆̃͗̓̎̂̍̈͗̉͋̄͋̏͘̕̕͠͝A̷̸̶̵̶̵̶̷̵̸̴̷̸̶̷̷̵̴̸̸̷̷̸̷̸̢̧͉̲͕͇̬̯̪̪̘͕̠͙̹̱̜̜̰̰̳̩̰̲̜̗̦̪̯̓̄̃̓͑̀͐̃̓̎̿̿͂̋̄̍̀͑̂̈́͆̊̿͑̂̂̕̕͜͜͠͝ͅ MOON ANSWER ME!

Notes:

Made this For Myself. cause NOBODY MADE FANFICS OF MY OTPS.

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Chapter 1

Chapter Text

The sun had set, yet the moon was nowhere to be seen. He wonders where it had been, he hadn't seen it for a month.

The ninja’s thought was interrupted by a ‘ding’ coming from his phone, a message from a certain scientist , guess the scientist finished his stalking session.

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[skunk with goggles] Online_

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17:32

randy cunningham ripoff:

YO IK UR BUISY STALJIN RN BUT CAN I EAT . ALL THE PUDING? (sry 4 caps)

[skunk with goggles]

*stalking *busy, and STFU

i almost got caught because of you

randy cunningham ripoff:

geez chill. but ill takw that as a yes

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recently

[skunk with goggles]

LUKAS I have a ‘job’ for you.

 

randy cunningham ripoff:

lemme guess, it has smt to do w tje robo

thing?

[skunk with goggles]

indeed.

randy cunningham ripoff:

k, what you want me to get? and how much

Are you paying?

[skunk with goggles]

Well, you know the crystal bomb thing that luna used

that almost destroyed the whole city?

randy cunningham ripoff:

nvm, i’m not doing ths ‘job’

 

[skunk with goggles]

please? i’ll pay you any amount

that you want!

randy cunningham ripoff:

cmon, u know how i feel abt stealing from hwr?

[skunk with goggles]

Well, it’s not technically stealing from HER. you’re stealing

from the government, who stole the crystal from HER.

randy cunningham ripoff:

idk man. it just feels wrong. stealing from a, well i assume, dead

person who happens to be yoe sistr figure.

[skunk with goggles]

how’d you know she’s dead? Nobody knows what happened to her.

randy cunningham ripoff:

Well that’s what people say. thrust me i didn’t want to believe them either.

passed through the 5 stages of grief, but couldnt get through denial.

[skunk with goggles]

that doesn't even make sense- you know what, nevermind.

What if I offer you 5m?

randy cunningham ripoff.

OH SHITTTTTTTT, OKOK UR GETTING MY ATTENTIOM

[skunk with goggles]

7m?

randy cunningham ripoff:

wait fr? just for getting a crystal?

[skunk with goggles]

not satisfied? ok, last offer

9m. take it or leave it.

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The ninja thought for a second

the moon wouldn’t mind if i ‘take’ it back from the museum right? sharing is caring, especially to your ‘siblings’.

The real problem is trying to stay ALIVE while getting them.

These crystals aren't just some expensive jewelry crystal, a tiny piece of it could assassinate a whole city. trying to get them is basically a death wish, one wrong move and you’re gone.

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5 minutes ago

[skunk with goggles]

not satisfied? ok, last offer

9m. take it or leave it.

 

randy cunningham ripoff:

[typing . . .]

“should i do it or should i not”

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5 minutes ago

[skunk with goggles]

not satisfied? ok, last offer

9m. take it or leave it.

[skunk with goggles]

[typing . . .]

 

“oh who am i kidding, what am i a wimp?”

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5 minutes ago

[skunk with goggles]

not satisfied? ok, last offer

9m. take it or leave it.

[skunk with goggles]

y’know you don’t have to accept it. I'm not forcing you to.

but I have nowhere else to go.

you’re the only ninja I know.

randy cunningham ripoff:

[typing . . .]

“but..”

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5 minutes ago

[skunk with goggles]

not satisfied? ok, last offer

9m. take it or leave it.

[skunk with goggles]

y’know you don’t have to accept it. I'm not forcing you to.

but I have nowhere else to go.

you’re the only ninja I know.

randy cunningham ripoff:

what? are you saying you’re gonna

replace me? :((((((((((

[typing . . .]

“the real reason i’m doing this”

 

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5 minutes ago

[skunk with goggles]

not satisfied? ok, last offer

9m. take it or leave it.

[skunk with goggles]

y’know you don’t have to accept it. I'm not forcing you to.

but I have nowhere else to go.

you’re the only ninja I know.

randy cunningham ripoff:

what? are you saying you’re gonna

replace me? :((((((((((

randy cunningham ripoff:

Anyways, sure, I'll do the job.

“is to help out a ‘friend’ ”

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Notes:

HC -

NN is the kind of person who would constantly make typos.

and Romeo is the friend who constantly try to correct them but gave up cause they wouldn't stop.

Series this work belongs to:

Part 1 of the [PJM] REDEMPTION AU series

#pjmasks #pj masks #pj masks romeo #pjmasks fanart #pj masks gekko #gekko pj masks #pjm fanfic #night ninja