#yeah i'm joking i'm tagging them

[rox-of-iu]

ayoo guess who finally sat down and caught up with cultivate B)

is me. so you know what that means.

spoiler warning for cultivate ch 30-37

there was actually.... more things i wanted to draw but I already did so many I had to physically restrain myself hfsjkkdh anyway yes can you tell i love this fic very much

yet once again. cultivate by the wonderful @neonghostcat

#liushen #cultivate #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #mu qingfang #tagging him as well since theres lot of focus on him lol #and shen jiu as well u have to excuse me I love them they're meow meows #there was gonna be more sj content also but he ended up being cut in the end #wait- hdfdfhkj probably shouldnt talk about cutting something and SJ in the same sentence lmao jhfksdhfk ok bad joke sorry #anyway aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa absolutely deceased with all that has been revealed and covered in the past few chapter #actually dead wonderful powerful talented incredible showstopping never seen before #my most favourite part of cultive is its mysteries without a shadow of a doubt they're so intriguing and the reveal is ALWAYS sooo satisfyi #so the chain reaction of so many answers of the big ones tm? chefs kiss MWA #speaking of mysteries i never mentioned it before because I didn't know how to incorporate it without it being awkward but #for the longest time one particular piece of info has been rotting in my brain #and it was the off-hand comment on of the aqueduct by LQG #it is SO SILLY but THATS the one that has been just spinning in my brain FROM THEN ON ALL THE TIME it is indeed not the actually much coole #checkovs guns that have been setup nooo it was THIS hjkjsdfhksd I HAD TO KNOW where that was going AND NOW I KNOW I CAN REST EASY jsdhfkd #so yeah absolutely wonderful chapters indeed beautiful powerful #also some of you may noticed that time and time again I keep switching up the seniority between bai zhan and qian cao #and i have to formally apologize for that it is in fact not out of lack of attention to the text I'm just shdjkas #if im not mistaken qian caos position is not set in stone in canon so its free for grabs to put it in any of the free spots on the list #so i should respect neonghostcats (beloved i am so sorry) list in this case but i physically couldn't bring myself to write mqf as shidi #HSAJHS im sorry i am so biased and from doctors family i cannot put him in my head in peak seniority so low I'm sry i am legally not allowe #so lets just pretend i wrote it correctly ok sadhkas eyes closed xD #OOF th etags got long this time but im just SOOOO EXCITED WITH THIS FIC AND GOT FEELINGS OK BYE #anyway neonghostcat godspeed recovery buddy!! #also i hope using neonghostcat isnt like....calling u by your full name hdkfh but no idea to which parts i should shorten it either so hah

[justsalpals]

"They made Jim and Izzy more like their actors and its ooc"

be honest with me, did you ever even look at these characters before?

#like I expected Izzy dislikers to not understand because they've always been blind about his character #but JIM? did people watch them slap that glass off the table and think they were just a stoic wall? they're just more comfortable now! #all the scenes of them joking around with olu in s1. they've just found their family. #...yeah I'm not gonna tag this. feels rude to do so when clearly talking about a specific post. #edit: I take it back I'm tagging cuz I'm petty #izzy hands #jim jimenez #our flag means death #ofmd season 2

[cyellolemon]

Dragon Quest V have been one of my favorite games ever since i'm a kid and uh. You have to choose among 3 girls your wife and have kids with her but the thing is that i want the mc to marry his more or less childhood friend Harry, and if you make him trans it can be 100% coherent with the scenario. So here we are

#Ah yeah one of my fav games: Dragon Quest V Hand of the Heavenly Bride (gender neutral) #i'm not tagging this shit btw nobody else than me wants to see that #i'm just a little insane over a childhood game that i'm making gay and trans #ALSOOO HE HAS GREEN HAIR and your kids have the hair color of their mother in the game so i drew them with green hair and :)))) #The game forced these 2 into straight relationships because they knew how powerful this couple was (joke..) #what my 6-8yo would think. not that i care about her opinion lol #this is so self indulgent like there is no fandom for that shit and who wanted DGV trans and mlm art but me.. #this art makes me super happy tho. :3 #fanart #my art #mlm art #trans artwork

[brokenbackmountain]

over 25000 palestinians dead and i'm STILL seeing pjo posts on my dash. your childhood faves (funded by zionists!) cannot possibly be more important than the lives of real living breathing people.

#disney is literally funding the genocide and y'all clowns wanna post and like shit on this show #BE SERIOUS! #please leave this shit behind. i'm so serious #coming from someone who grew up with percy jackson: please stop. these 12 year olds are being funded by a multibilliondollar company- #-funding the iof. #one thousand and one better media out there. you're all awful #and to the people pirating it bc they don't want disney to get money: stop reblogging posts. stop liking them. stop ENGAGING #stop having them as your pfpic. you are NOT helping! #keep that shit to yourself! #need pjo to die like harry potter so bad i'm not even joking. you're not superior for liking the white american made by bigots instead of #the white brit made by bigots #you're all the same. #pjo #yeah i'm tagging it. idc this isn't fandom discourse #anti pjo #percy jackson #disney #anti disney #rick riordan #anti rr

[the-deadlock-south]

good morning yeehan community

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #cole cassidy #yeehan #art tag #im lying it's like six o'clock it's well in the evening now #also i finally drew OW2 cass :) idk if ill ever get used to everyone getting thicker beards but ig i have four months until OW2's launch so #BUT ANYWAY i've been MIA from the internet and i'm only just now learning there are charms in OW2??? and cass gets hanzo's lil bottle??? #OW really gotta step it up after the #wait who were the gays that got confirmed recently #yeah them anyway OW really better step it up after THEM this aint enough but i guess its a start #this shit been going on for six years if yall dont just jump right into the bush and stop tiptoeing around it im losing my mind #i was gonna draw a mini comic of cass just being a dork and hanzo being Himself but i have a pounding headache #plus i really havent been in the drawing mood as of late however i felt a responsibility to at least doodle something with this #anyway hanzo thinks its stupid and says so In Hanzo Fashion but cass knows better #hanzo's always had a funny way of saying he loves something Is What Cass Is Telling Himself #there's a junkenstein joke here #idk theres a lot of potential with this dinky little charm but Again. Head Hurts #also hence the very sketchy and I Dont Give A Shit RN nature of this scribble #so forgive me everyone i can only give something subpar #i hope someone does better than me #but for now im gonna go lay down or something- maybe have dinner #my head's REALLY killing me

[majorbaby]

Interview with Larry Gelbart on Charlie Rose, 1998

#i don't know what to say about this lol so i'm just putting this clip up and rambling in the tags #today is larry gelbart's birthday and i've spent the last year consuming much of his body of work #i recommend watching the first bit of this interview because he explains his approach to comedy #which boils down to 'in order to write comedy you need to be funny' #and then he proceeds to make a bunch of these kinds of jokes #and you can hear hawkeye in his voice. the light self-deprecation / #the biting wit / the way he treats the interviewer like an improv partner #he's not anticipated his answers he's performing them on the spot #he goes on after this to wax poetically about MASH but he ends on a punchline as usual #the rhythm is the same as hawkeye's speech in 'chief surgeon who' #anyway yeah i'm weird about this old man #happy birthday ty for [gestures] #larry gelbart #oh also early MASH is jewish i will explain later

[quatregats]

Hornblower but I make him talk like this

#yeah yeah this is a rural/working class accent and he's a middle class doctor's son i know #at least it could explain the rhotic slip-ups committed by ioan gruffudd in the show #(which are my beloved btw <3 choosing to consider them conscientious objection to the most english guy to ever english) #(i know that's absolutely not what they were but listen. radical linguistic praxis makes it bearable okay) #anyways i'm sure that hornblower has *some* kentish features in his speech #they're all so mean to him about being the son of a country doctor he has to show a slight phonological coloring in some situations #but also for legal reasons this is entirely a joke #i do think it's a pretty dialect though! i like the way it sounds when i try to read the scrunkly pre-ipa here #perce rambles #adventures in historical sociolinguistics #<- making this a new tag because i feel like it's its own rabbit hole #percy yells at cecil scott

[itwoodbeprefect]

flashbacks to dialogue that happened less than a minute ago are annoying and a little insulting for obvious reasons, unless it's in bad buddy episode 5 [2/4] and pat is having entirely serious sepia toned flashbacks to fifty seconds ago while almost shoving a set of drumsticks he hasn't even paid for yet up his nose. then it's brilliant and world changing

#don't mind me i'm just chewing glass today #when the architecture band starts playing at freshy day and ink says to pat hey isn't that the song you two played that christmas? #it's like yeah... but that's a maddeningly casual way to refer to an event that in the context of the series wide metaphor #is really more like their parents caught them making out in a closet. and then pran got sent to boarding school over it #and NOW pran is up there on stage playing that same song again. looking right at pat when he announces it. but plaYING IT with WAI #and not intentionally. not in a mean sort of way. because pran doesn't know #he doesn't KNOW that pat's been shoving drumsticks up his nose while being struck cold by Love Signs #because how could he. all he knows is that very recently pat was sighing in relief that pran isn't his rival for ink. because pat likes ink #pran does NOT know that in the (very short. more than fifty seconds but still very short) meantime #pat has tried to figure out if ink might like him back. pat has in the process accidentally figured out that HE might like pran #AND pat has tried to confess his feelings to ink only for her to go. very kindly. are you sure you like me that way? i don't think you do #(because he's the wrONG SIBLING. she likes the OTHER SIBLING. which is hilarious but a different thing to go insane over) #and it's like. pran doesn't know!!! pran is just having a day like any other. pran has Known forever #he doesn't KNOW that when they're standing there surrounded by guitars (it's essentially a gay bar. don't even get me started) #(because that's a joke but it's also not. not really. it is but it's not. you know) #!! that when they're standing there surrounded by guitars. pat is suddenly going OH. in sepia toned flashbacks to fifty seconds ago #when they were ALSO standing there surrounded by guitars btw. which is the point. nothing has changed but maybe everything has #it's the same thing it was fifty seconds ago but maybe it's not. maybe pat suddenly hears the music that's been playing forever #and maybe this is way too many fucking tags. i don't even think this is the glass i was chewing originally #* #bad buddy #bad buddy the series

[anothermonikan]

I see too many people reblog from that amtrak blog considering they appear to very much be. not normal. about objectum people. unless I'm missing some kind of meta context here

#I'm talking objectum blogs specifically yeah. every other post I see with this blog is them being weird - #about people who are probably joking about finding the trains sexually attractive. guys I don't think they're on our side here #i think if they encountered a train objectum they'd explode is what I'm saying #I think this is another sexiest object poll blog situation yeah #objectum #<<< putting in main tags just in case I am just. missing context here #Like if the amtrak blog is actually objectum and I just dont know or smth dshsdhsdhds #android.txt

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

rereading the worst scene I have ever written in my entire life and why did harrison have to drag lonan so hard here:

The sound of Lonan’s voice is like crashing into a concrete wall.

#this is a simile that in my poetry workshop we might say isn't quite symmetrical enough #BUT IS IT FUNNY YEAH #not that I care to critique the line because literally not the point of this book but since we're here and I mentioned the symmetrical thin #LET'S TALK ABOUT IT BC IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS I LIKED #ABOUT MY POETRY WORKSHOPS (this is a joke if my prof ever sees this) #anyway so basically entails having a simile where the comparison doesn't feel quite accurate to what it's describing #that can entail accuracy in tone size etc #like for example here it's hard to grasp how a voice can BE like crashing into a wall #bc the senses here aren't quite symmetrical (hearing the sound of a voice VS feeling or seeing something crash) #ANYWAY not saying I don't think it works it's just a neat thing I learned that I actually do like and think you can use #intentionally too....... but I'd never thought of the symmetricality (? lmao) of similes before #& I think it's made them stronger #a revision could be adding a verb that makes the simile more congruent btw #like “HEARING lonan's voice is like crashing into a wall” etc bc the verb hearing is symmetrical with the “image” (in this case sound) #that a crash makes..... anyway this has helped me when i'm like why tf does this simile not work #ANYWAY RANDOM CRAFT CHAT IN THE TAGS AS WE LAUGH AT LONAN HAHAHA YOUR BOYFRIEND HATES U etc

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I'm sorry I'm going to be insane for a second, avert your eyes

#i will mention i'm aroace and combined with this kind of like. moe-ness i exude apparently? #will lead people to immediately think i'm so pure and cutie pie and shy and uwu adorable #and of course people never know what aromanticism is but even after an explanation they just think it's an extension of my asexuality #bitch no it isn't. they're two separate things and i am going to killl you with psychic lasers #i swear to go they hear aroace and suddenly all the contrastic aspects of my personality disappear #some people will forget that i get loud and enthusiastic about men i think are hot #suddenly i am a meek angel who's soo cute and pure! #and i can mention how much i know about & like sex in theory and kink and romance #and every time it's 'that's funny cause you're asexual' 'you're aroace but your special interest is sex what a contrast' like argh #i need aro friends!!!! more!!!!!!!! #sure i like being cute but if people could stop equating that to being a pure angel it'd be nice #like. i'm into the theoretical side of sex! i like reading about kink! in sexy AND educational ways!! #i know what sex is and i have been the friend who does specific sex ed to others a few times! #but nooo she's kind of small feminine a little shy at times and asexual so surely the millions of words of sex & sex ed don't exist anymore #vagueing people i live with <3 #and i've corrected the specific person i'm thinking of!! i have!! #i've told them 'oh yeah it's a fun contrast but it IS a genuine interest of mine that i've put a fair amount of time into over the years' #and they just forget it and keep making the joke every time! #oh i am Tired #wow i have a ramble tag now

[keeps-ache]

new oc :D

#art #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #oc #score of four #doodles #<- because it's not rendered and there was no sketch hvhsbdj #should i put this under the p4lettes tag ? cuz i did put them there... [thinking emoji] #//anyway Saint goes by he/they/it because it's So Fun giving characters multiple pronouns lol #can't go wrong with them either!! accidentally referred to my guy as a girl? that's fine! she's genderfluid now :3 #/not sure what this guy does yet but they look cool so loll #//also speaking of pronouns i've been doing this thing #cuz i have a friend who uses he/she+ and internally i keep going 'shs-he' #sorta blending the two? kinda neat :0 #/ALSO very cool thing is my brother keeps joking that since i'm not treated like a boy or a girl in my family i'm just kinda of an #'it-that-thing' and i'm. hbuhvg ◕^◕ #it's actually very nice and i love it hvhdjv #i don't think he knows i'm nb and i don't think i'll ever tell him but i really love he does that lol #//anyway yeah !! i'm hungry so i'm gonna eat now lol :D toodles and noodles :>

[pokimoko]

One small pet peeve of mine about Disney+ is the fact that it cuts off long profile names and just has them trail off into an ominous ellipsis. And like, yeah, I get it, it has to do it or it can't fit the name in otherwise. But. The thing is. I want to see my full profile name. I need to see my full profile name. Because right now all it comes up as is this:

Which leaves me, my fellow leeches, and all my friends missing out on the absolute worst, absolute stupidest joke I've ever made in my life:

#moon knight #humor #this has been my profile name for the last uh 4? 5? months and I'm not planning on changing it anytime soon #it's so stupid #i love it #personal shenanigans #lowkey wish they did have a mr knight pic along with moon knight #or even better marc steven jake layla seriously all of them having pics #we have been deprived #marvel #mcu #disney+ #shitpost #i never know how to tag funny posts it's like #bruh i can't tag it as funny because it's really not i just like to think it is #it's almost 1am #i may be a bit out of it right now #but yeah disney let me see the punchline to my own joke it amuses me it is enrichment it is my piece...uh....hold on #it is my pièce de résistance #the stupidity of which i am proudest #okay shit i am heading to bed #...after a hour or so of reading #no i never said i had good sleeping habits #or a good sense of humour

[divorceblr]

AHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE??

#I;m normal your honor #I dont like any of the actual faces in these #but I'm right about Tilly being a dingo so whatever I can put up with them #anyway I was slightly late to school today and I left half of my supplies at home #why? because I got distracted drawing cleo and scott this morning I wish I was joking #oh fuck whats the eye fear tag #scopophobia #tw scopophobia #thank you mercury my tma fan bestie <<33 #pearlescentmoon #double life #trafficblr #traffic smp #yeah I should prolly queue this but I cant be fucked <<33 #OH FUCK #FORGOT #long post