Danny accidentally starts beef with batman over kids
So I'm a sucker for dani and dan being Danny's kids (bonus points if danny gets called mum) and both of them are chaotic
The bat kids (family all of them batman and alfred included) are chaotic as well danny learns this after freshly joining the league as the semi immortal possibly from the start of time phantom and the league are introducing him to everyone and bonding and mentioning some of the wacky how the fuck shit that batman and his kids have done
So danny mentions some of the stuff his kids have done whilst batman is passing by, batman who hasn't had a nap in the past 72 hours and the day before as bruce was dealing with margie on the pta
And he makes a comment just a tiny one about how his kids saved a group from a hostage situation
And thus the rivalry began danny and batman keep bragging to each other about their kids sometimes it's vigilante stuff sometimes it mundane danny brags about how dani is so good with animals batman brags about how his youngest volunteers at the animal shelter
Just give me batman and danny bragging about their children to each other
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Tom Bombadil should be an aspirational character for everyone with issues setting boundaries actually bc he's just like Wow that sounds hard. Absolutely not my circus though. Enjoy a song and some bread. Anyway bye
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Charlie: "About this meeting. Please don't be mean about Emily's co-worker dying..."
Vaggie: "What makes you think I'd be mean about it?"
Charlie: "Vaggie. Your adorable evil grin is showing."
Vaggie: "What grin?" >:D
Emily: "Charlie, hello!!!"
Charlie: "Emily~! Thank you SO much for coming all this way!"
Emily: "Oh don't thank me, I'm happy to meet up with you again anytime. I'm just glad you're ok! Alive, in on piece, still perfectly huggable- And you too, Vaggie!"
Vaggie: "Yeah great." (at Charlie) "tell her tell her Now."
Emily: "Tell me what?"
Charlie: "We-ell... It's, kinda about Adam..."
Emily: "Is he dead?"
Vaggie: "Very."
Charlie: "T-there might have been a SMALL amount of dying-"
Vaggie: "He's very dead. We checked. A lot."
Charlie: "Vaggie-"
Vaggie: "With spears."
Charlie: "Vaggiiieee noooo..."
Emily: "What happened?"
Vaggie: "The next best thing to me killing him."
Charlie: "WHICH SHE DIDN'T! But. Um. Somebody else did."
Emily: "Oh. Did anyone... record it?"
Vaggie: "...."
Charlie: "...."
Vaggie: "Charlie. Can we keep her."
Charlie: "Not if you ask me with an even worse evil grin like that no we can't."
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One of the earliest examples of Leo’s “I’ll do my own thing to accomplish our goal without discussing it with my team first” is in episode one. It’s super, super quick, and ultimately inconsequential, but it subtly sets up a great precedent that I think is very interesting.
When the boys need to grab the medallion from Splinter without Splinter noticing, Raph, Mikey, and Donnie huddle together with Raph taking the lead in trying to devise a plan to get the mystic device. Meanwhile, Leo slinks away and grabs the device by clocking the situation (by knowing his father well enough to predict his actions - something he does with each family member multiple times in the series) and making a move on his own.
It works out perfectly fine, and is ultimately the best move, and it’s honestly okay that he didn’t consult everyone for something so small when it’s such a non issue to get it, but it nicely sets up how this tends to go in the series, including how it goes in the movie.
To be honest episode one is actually really good at setting up a lot of things for each character in the long run, this is just one example that caught my attention, as small and unassuming as it is.
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-1650-
aziraphale, sighs: look, I said I was sorry
crowley: *sulking*
aziraphale: I could buy you a drink. or something to eat-
crowley, pouting: not hungry
aziraphale, hesitates: I wasn’t actually going to marry him. it was a misunderstanding
crowley, bitter: didn’t look like a misunderstanding. looked real cosy from where I was standing
aziraphale, annoyed: I didn’t want to risk execution! I didn’t know how he was going to react. how many times? I am sorry!
crowley, shrugs: not good enough
aziraphale: fine, then I guess this is-
crowley: do the dance
aziraphale, scoffs: I’m not...going to do the dance
crowley, folds his arms: I thought you were sorry. I thought it was a mistake...
aziraphale: okay, okay, fine *straightens his coat; does the apology dance* I’m sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have done it. I’m sorry *bows*
crowley, smirks: thanks, I enjoyed that
aziraphale: yes, well, I hope you savoured it because it won’t be happening again anytime soon *nonchalant* unless another devastatingly handsome crown prince coerces me into an engagement
crowley, frowns: that’s not funny, angel
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