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#yea i simped for our lady but she is a lesbian and i am a manthing it wont work out
esteemedproblem · 3 years
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I wanna buy resident evil 8 legit only for The Duke nobody else
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bepp-ers · 4 years
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Headcanons #2 [1-A girls edition]
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bakugo wtf the fuck are you doing there ??? anyway here are my headcanons for what it’d be like to be best friends with each 1a girl
Jiro:
firstly
i’m so gay for her
also random order of girls
i spun a wheel literally
anyway she’s a good friend
she’s always there for you
and you gotta be there for her
like
she won’t ditch you ever
also you’re the person she confides in with music things
:))
please please please hug her everyday
she likes hugs even though she doesn’t seem like it
that one emo friend™
ughh i’m gay and so are you now
she’s gay too so
;)
Hagakure:
she may be invisible but i love her
super girly
but that’s okay
you two both shop together i broke my enter button heLP--
nvm fixed it
be it clothes or groceries you guys shop for it
she’ll help you decorate your dorm
plushies and bows galore
it may not be your style
so you’ll have to say something if so
but a few in the corner wouldn’t hurt
:)
also
aTTACK HUGS !!!
seriously
she will bombard you with hugs when she sees you
walk to school with her
she’ll gush about guys to you
and you can back
girly friend™
Mina:
asjdvkldgk
where do i begin
so gay for her <333
Mina is chaotic bi energy defs
she also initiated the friendship
flirting
lots of flirting
;)
but it’s cool
she’ll also point out people she thinks are cute
which includes you
so much PINK
matching bootie shorts
they say “eat my dick”
sending each other memes at 4am
“hey [name]”
“yea”
“lemme tap dat”
“hell yea”
you guys are a wreck
honestly
but you won’t find closer friends anywhere
Tsuyu:
oml she’s adorable
like
aaaaaa my h e a r t
she’s a little tough to read as a person
but as her best friend you know all
you can usually tell what she’s thinking
but she knows you 100x better
like you’ll tug the corner of your mouth down a little
and she’ll be like
“oh is Bakugo annoying you, kero?”
magic :)
but you guys are open
and sometime she has nightmares about you getting hurt
so you gotta comfort our little froggy
also
you just gotta ask in a text
“so if you can do what a frog does”
“can you”
“can you change into a dude????”
you never did get the answer to that question
Yaomomo:
out of all girls
i am most gay for her
she could create a gun and kill me
and i’d say thank you queen
you guys have been friends for as long as you can remember
your families have partnering things for their companies
idk you don’t really care
what you care about is the amazing goddess you were fortunate enough to befriend
you
are
so
gay
for yaomomo it’s unbelievable
and uhh
she’s pretty gay herself
she thought you’d stop being friends after she told you she was a lesbian
but you were like
“ack-- marry me you’re too amazing!!!”
“i also like girls”
“seriously marry me”
you flirt a lil with her
but she’s so innocent
also a very big mum
sugar mama???
jk jk
unless.........?
ahh i love her
Ochaco:
last but by no means least
she’s so cute !!
you were friends with midoriya at middle school
and at u.a he made friends with her
and you were just
aosdfong midoriya is friends with such a cute girl ?!?!
howww ??
you can relate to her financial problems
broke af™
but you guys help each other out
you’re both the same size 
you’re thiccer than a sniccer
you like em big and chunky tho
so you share clothes
woot woot!!
“hey is that my shirt?”
“are those my jeans?”
“yea”
“yep”
“nice”
“you suit them”
so wholesome
she’s too adorable for her
you guys often get mocha an stuff together
and who knows
she leans more towards boys
but there is a slight chance she could like you more than brocolli over there
<3
okay thanks i’m trying a new format that’s got more jokes in it lmao. feel free to request please i need ideas and also i am one huge simp for like all the1a girls. also midnight, kendo, mirko, mt. lady, ahhhhh i have a boyfriend but girls tho :)) jk i love him a lot but i still have crushes on anime. k bye
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lailarain · 3 years
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Warning: Spoilers for Danganronpa: The End of Hope's Peak High School:Despair Arc
(I'm watching for the first time)
We're back at it again, guys!
Also, yes, I've realized that I porbably should've watched Danganronpa 2.5 first, but I'll do that after Despair Arc
Episode 1:
Oh it's ponytail teacher lady🙂
NEW INTRO YEAH BABY
POTHEAD GUY I MISSED YOUUUU
FUYUHIKO, SONIA, MAHIRU, AND HIYOKO THE NOSTALGIAAAAAA
I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter from the dialogue😭
MIKAN I MISSED YOU
This ponytail teacher lady, istg😂😂😂😂😂
THE TEACHER HAS A BLADE WHY DOES THE TEACHER HAVE A BLADE
Okay where is Nagito he's the only reason I'm watching this🙄
"oH goD jUrAsSiC pArK"
IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?
NEKOMARUUUU
Isn't that that one pervy chef?
Teruteru, that's pretty gay😀
AKANE HELLOOOOO
Soda the simp has arrived
GUNDHAM YES I MISS YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭
IBUKI MY GIRL
PEKO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE I MISSED YOUUUU
NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO YES
NAGITO'S LAUGH🥺🥺🥺
I fear this teacher😀
Wait....Mitirai...and the Ultimate Imposter......what the fuck is going on
HAJIME IS THAT YOU, MY BELOVED NON-SHAPE-KNOWING BOI
Awwwww he's hurt by what people say🥺
CHIAKI I MISSED YOU
Hajime, you DO have a talent. You're the Ultimate Nagito Magnet
Man, I'm probably not gonna get to see Hajime on screen a lot in this anime😔
Hey blonde bitch how ya doin
Okay we've officially seen the gang! Time for episode 2!
Episode 2:
"They're all good eggs" tell that to killing game nagito lol
Why the fuck are those two always fighting😭
"I'll have you know that we are training in real life combat conditions" "Oh in that case, knock yourself out"
This is why you don't take random glowing bottles from pervert chefs, kids.
NAGITOS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING LMAOOOOOOOO
Hajime looks so uncomfortable that a teacher is trying to have a casual conversation with him😂
Oh are they talking about the Kamakura project?
Gundam playing video games makes me so happy and idk why maybe because I love how dramatic he is lol
You ever like someone so much that when they do something as simple as speak you start freaking out at how awesome they are? Yea that's how I feel about Nagito.
ARE THEY PLAYING MARIO KART?!?!?!
why is the school rumbling GUNDHAM WHAT DID YOU DO
Nagito crying over the food lmaooooo
What did Akane sayyyy😀
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A HENTAI
WHAT THE FAWK IS GOING ON
Props to Fuyuhiko for being a man and stopping Kazuichi
Istg whatever they pay these voice actors clearly isn't enough
MIKAN WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY NO ONEE TOLD ME YOU WERE A LESBIAN
I don't even know what to say about Nagito😳
CHIAKI JUST FUCKIN PUNCHED HIM
"I regret nothing"
Nagito's so wholesomely making everyone uncomfortable🥺
Chiaki and Hajime's relationship is soooo wholesome🥰
Episode 3:
Hajime has literally solved the murders of his friends 5 times, and he calls himself average🤨
Why are all the other Reserve Course students blue?
Wait isn't that blondie Fuyuhiko's sister?
Hajime being in the middle of these random girls fighting be like 👁👄👁
Okay I'm kinda scared to ship the green hair girl and Mahiru because they might be siblings
Hard to believe that this girl is my baby boi's sister. At least Fuyuhiko has the dignity to not randomly bully a girl for no reason
Okay I hope the FBI doesn't come to my door if these two are siblings but MAHIRU I SAW YOU BLUSH GIRL I SHIP IT
Thank god fuyuhiko understands that his sister is crazy
Hajime and Chiaki gaming together is so cute🥰
I hope Chiaki didn't just accidentally convince Hajime to do the Kamakura Project😀
The blonde just called her lovesick for Mahiru...I think we got non-related lesbians on our hands
Wait.....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT SYNDROME MURDER CASE WHAT THE FUCK
Okay I'm kinda starting to feel bad for the blondie
GREEN HAIRED GIRL KILLED HER HOLY FUCK THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Wait...if the green-haired girl didn't kill her...then who did?
Woah....why is the green-haired girl acting like that🤨
WAIT GREEN HAIR GIRL IS DEAD WHAT
Is this really how people normally treat Reserve Course Students? The discrimination is so unfair.
HOW DARE THIS BASTARD TOUCH MY PRECIOUS HAJIME😤
Oh so they're on a mission
Omfg Hajime don't you DARE think you're nothing and agree to be a lab rat I swear
FUCK NO HE AGREED
I am so close to crying rn😀
How's Chiaki gonna react to this😔
Episode 4:
Chiaki is sad aww🥺
Okay Nagito looking serious is NEVER a good sign
SHIT NAGITO FROWNED THAT'S NOT GOOD
Komaeda is so polite😌
Nagito.....what is Plan B😀
WHITE-HAIRED GIRL HOW YOU DOIN😁
Oh its other blonde boy and peach-haired bitch
WELL CLEARLY NAGITO'S LUCK AIN'T SHIT
HOLY SHIT NO😭
WAIT NAGITO SET UP FUCKIN BOMBS?!?! Man, I love my chaotic boi🥰
THEY SWITCHED BAGS TOO?!?!?
This is gonna be a huge shit show, isn't it?
POOR WHITE-HAIR GIRL SHE'S COMPLETELY INNOCENT😭😭😭
What the fawk😀
HOW IS HE SO CALM, JUST LIKE "I don't think that was a laxative😕"
NAGITO'S JUST TALKING BOUT HOW UNLUCKY HE IS WHILE ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN LMAOOO
WAIT SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM
YES TEACHER LADY YOU TELL HIM HOW FUCKIN AWESOME HE IS
Yay Komaeda won't get expelled😊
WAIT NO DON'T TRANSFER HER I LOVE HER NOOOOO
Uh yeah he did it all for yall 'cause he's fuckin nagito komaeda🤨
WAIT SHE'S GONNA COME BACK?!?!?! HOLY SHIT YES
Episode 5:
Poor Mitirai🥺
yeah, see? This is why I relate to Mitirai. ANIMATION IS FUCKIN MAGICAL.
Thank GOD. I thought we were gonna have to watch the teacher lady suffer😅
Okay I know this is pretty off topic, but where the fuck is Hajime
Of course as soon as I ask that question, they start talking about the Kamakura project😅
Expelled? Bullshit.
Wait NO I WANNA SEE MORE NAGITO🥺🥺🥺
WAIT THOSE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE FIRST GAME
Awww they're so happy to see her how wholesome🥺
"You perfect cinnamon roll" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
SAIONGI WENT THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT HOLY FUCK
Wait Mitirai and......Mitirai? So he IS the ultimate imposter.
"People flake out and let you down, but carbs are always there" - Mitirai. Truer words have never been spoken😢
IT'S JUNKO FUCKIN ENOSHIMA BABY
Right, the killing game hasn't happened yet, so both Mukuro and Junko are alive and well
So, are the ultimate imposter and mitirai sibings?
Mitirai no don't overwork yourself🥺
Did he just....say "I need you"....pick her up.....and give no other context?😀
Poor Mitirai
WAIT MIKAN NO IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE
MAKOTO MY BOY I MISSED YOU
HAJIME IS THAT YOU? YOU LOOK TERRIBLE
Wait...HAJIME NO
HAJIME DON'T YOU DARE
WHAT ABOUT CHIAKI?!?!?!
HAJIME'S EYES ARE RED NOOOOOOO
I'm gonna miss good old Hajime😔
Episode 6:
HAJIME NO TALENTLESS PEOPLE ARE STILL PEOPLE
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS TO AN INNOCENT HIGH SCHOOLER
It's......Izuru Kamakura😔
Hajime no🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Awww Chiaki misses him
Wait why didn't the teacher just lie and say that Hajime was expelled🤨
I am so close to crying rn😀
Ponytail teacher lady is gonna realize the heartbreaking truth about Hajime, isn't she?😔
Awwww buff guy🥺
That is the weirdest tourture I've ever seen
The sad thing is she doesn't even know that it was Hajime who was made the victim to the project.
Wait why is Kamakura there what's going on
"KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS Q U E E N."
CAN MUKURO STOP LETTING JUNKO MAKE FUN OF HER LIKE BITCH YOU ARE AWESOME
Ikuru literally the entire time Junko is talking is basically just: 😑
WAIT HE AGREES WITH JUNKO NO
wait....MITIRAI IS GONNA MEET JUNKO FUCK NO
FUCK NOOOOOO
Okay we're officially halfway through, and I'm super pissed that Nagito is god knows where because he's the ONLY reason I'm watching this
Episode 7:
MITIRAI STOP TALKING TO HER RUN ASAP AHHHHHHHHH
Junko does realize that she basically just triggered every single fan of Danganronpa, right🤨
"aWw lOoK aT hiM trEmBLe hE'S goNnA bUrsT a blOoD veSsEL bEcAuSe I jUsT diSseD hiS wAifUS"
WAIT JUNKO NO DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT
THEY THINK HE'S DEAD LMAOOOOO
NAGITO YES FINALLY
NAGITO WTF PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
Wait so is that the crash site of the what killed his parents🥺
Kazuchi, Teruteru, stop being pervs and shut up please🥰
GUNDHAM YES WE STAN
MITIRAI IS MISSING NO
Istg if they lay a hand on Mikan they bouta lose a hand😀
Poor buff guy🥺
SHIT NO THEY'RE GONNA BRAINWASH HER
Junko's eyes really went ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️
Wait who tf are these people🤨
Junko what is it with you and killing games😀
Wait she's actually really good at singing😯
Can we get an f in the chat for these poor students
IZURU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
THEY'RE SWEEPING IT UNDER THE RUG AGAIN?!?!?!?
So that was his promise😔
It's the cool moving comic thing from the games😯
The Reserve Course students are NOT happy😀
Poor Chiaki still misses him😔
Imagine if she knew HE was the killer
Episode 8:
(So some of my notes were deleted and when I rewrote them they got deleted twice. So I'm just gonna go where I left off.)
NAGITO YES MY BOY I MISSED YOUUUUU
"Who are you" lol
At least CHIAKI is nice to Nagito
YES NAGITO YOU LIFE-SAVER😤
Talk about what🤨
WHY ARE THEY TREATING THESE STUDENTS TO "KNOW THEIR PLACE" ISTG
Okay Nagito what is it with your luck
"Oh we found a secret passage cool😶"
POOR MITIRAI
WAIT NAGITO KNEW?!?!?!?
NAGITO HAS A FUCKIN GUN I REPEAT NAGITO HAS A GUN WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUN
OKAY WHY DOES NAGITO SOUND SO THREATENING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Okay am I crazy or was that interaction between izuru and nagito just now pretty gay?
NAGITO HOLY FUCK NO
OH THANK THE LORD
NAGITO THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A SIMP FOR IZURU
Episode 9:
That....is Hinata😔
WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE HYPNOTIZE CHIAKI
Teacher lady is gonna be hypnotized, isn't she😖😞
OKAY JUNKO THIS IS TOO FAR
Wait is Mikan pretending?
Poor Guy😢
YEAH LISTEN TO NAGITO
I mean, I don't wanna abandon the teacher but it's already too late
WAIT IS THAT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?!?!?
It's so sad to know that they're just running into destruction😔
NO POOR TEACHER LADY
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
You're already too late😞
WAIT WHY ARE THEY BEING SO VIOLENT
Poor Mitirai, man🥺
WAIT NO JUNKO YOU WOULDN'T
Junko STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE
You're in deep shit, Junko
WAIT NO DON'T DIE MITIRAI
Oh thank god😅
Mitirai😭
Poor Nagito too
WAIT MIKAN WHY
NO THE TEACHER IS DEFINITELY HYPNOTIZED NOPE
Episode 10:
Something's wrong....
Chiaki, don't be fooled
Wait is he actually gay tho
Okay Junko please SHUT THE FUCK UP🥰
This isn't gonna go well, is it?
CHIAKI NO
JUNKO DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HER
Wait why are they in a trial room
WAIT NAGITO WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM BEFORE
CHIAKI NO
(Won't let me type anymore. Continue post here)
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