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queer-ragnelle · 5 months
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favorite queer retellings/interpretations of arthurian legend
hello anon!
this simple question has a complicated answer if only bc some authors seem to have created queer stories unintentionally! & i like them! i'll include quotes from my suggestions below a cut as there will be some mild spoilers but that may help you decide what stories suit your tastes as they vary a lot. you can also just go ahead & assume kay & agravaine are always queer (bc they are, not accepting crit) which makes narrowing down the list difficult for me.
TL;DR: Camelot 3000 Mike W. Barr & Brian Bolland, Exiled From Camelot/Trial of Sir Kay/Hunt for Hart Royal by Cherith Baldry, Spear Nicola Griffith, Guinevere/Morgan/Morgawse by Lavinia Collins, The Queen's Knight by Marvin Borowsky, Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger, The Road to Avalon by Joan Wolf.
Camelot 3000 by Mike W. Barr & Brian Bolland: reincarnation story with transman sir tristan coming to terms with his gender & sexuality so he can accept isolde's love for him & reciprocate. it's really beautifully written imo plus the art is so 80s & my exact cup of tea. it's dated in some of its handling of the subject matter but i think it was done thoughtfully for the time.
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Exiled From Camelot, The Trial of Sir Kay, The Hunt for The Hart Royal by Cherith Baldry: the way baldry writes is overall my favorite ever but her kay is unparalleled he is everything to me. unequivocally disinterested in women (without misogyny, very important note). codependent on gawain if not fully in love with him the crown style. lots of hurt/comfort, kissing, holding & worrying over each other. they exchange a ring for god's sake. in exiled it says ragnelle was the only woman for gawain (based) but after she passed he's all kay's basically so this checks all my boxes. love wins.
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Spear by Nicola Griffith: butch perceval pulling bitches chapter after chapter it's glorious. ends up settling down with nimue. bonus throuple arthur/guin/lance with a very sweet moment with lance talking to percy about them both. no homophobia (external nor internal) to be found its very enjoyable. beautiful prose. audiobook was wonderfully narrated by the author, which is how i read it, thus i've written out a quote here:
"Secrets may prove a burden. So...Lance, my mother is indeed Merlin's sister but I am not Merlin's sister's son." Lance frowned. "I don't understand..." "I am not his sister's son." His eyes stretched wide. He reassessed the line of her jaw, the size of her hands. She nodded. Then he reassessed how she and Nimue sat with one another. This time, Nimue nodded.
Guinevere, Morgan, & Morgawse by Lavinia Collins: these aren't my favorite (did gawain really dirty, deal breaker) but the fact is they have multiple explicitly queer characters including: kay, lancelot, morgawse, agravaine, isolde, dinadan, etc. plus there were several poly scenes including one with guin/lance/kay, another morgawse/lot/visiting king/queen swinging. wild all around everyone is sleeping with everyone no character is unaccounted for. be warned these books are extremely graphic in every conceivable way. queer solidarity in the face of homophobia is a theme throughout. kay punches phobic urien & agravaine "saw nothing." shh its fine urien sucks. this hilarious convo between agravaine & morgawse kills me.
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The Queen's Knight by Marvin Borowsky: an interesting retelling in which mordred is a grown up warlord right from the outset. he also happens to be queer. mind this came out in the 50s & contains pederasty, but mordred does later have a loving tragic relationship with fellow knight calogrenant (yay crackships<3), which others were aware of & helped conceal (kay, for example). agravaine is also queer, he only joins arthur's forces bc lancelot asks him to & continues to fixate on him for the whole book. typical.
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Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger: so this book is super homophobic. but it's so homophobic that it circles back around to being pretty queer bc berger saw queerness everywhere, apparently. but the green knight is purposefully queer, so the kissing game's gender-role-reversal/bisexuality....escalates. david lowery wishes. both gawain & arthur are pretty homoromantic with lancelot to the point the narrative calls attention to it & then no-homos their closeness. agravaine appears to be queer too. he's the only unmarried brother (claims to be in love with guinevere but i don't buy it), he wants lancelot so bad he gets all tongue tied & stupid around him...wrecked.
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The Road to Avalon by Joan Wolf: what's this? agravaine again? so in this version, lancelot is named bedwyr (inspired by mary stewart's quadrilogy) but he's lance in all but name. anyway agravaine constantly beefs with guinevere for his attention...& loses. plus it's implied agravaine slept with lamorak before his mother which is hysterical. (my fave crackship is thriving<3) agravaine topples the empire for a much older straight man. it would be funny if it wasn't so sad. let's give it up for problematic jealous slutty queers.
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these are just the retellings i have read & liked. there are more on my retellings list but those were suggestions from others i haven't gotten to yet with the exception of dishonorable mention to the winter knight by jes battis. it has gay gawain & his bestie transgirl bi kay in that but the writing style was unbearable to me unfortunately i'm so sorry i just didn't like it. anyway thanks for the ask!
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midknightwritings · 1 year
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im having the biggest brainrot over this idea so yay req time
au where knights (seperatly) are royalty and their s/o is their own personal knight,,, and Shenanigans happen with each of them,, God i hope this makes sense im not very good with words 😭
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Royal!Knights & their Knight!S/O
Synopsis : Being the personal knight tasked with protecting and directly serving your kingdom’s ruler often leads to eventful, and memorable, moments. Especially when said ruler is also your lover.
Era : N / A
Warning/s : "Beauty" is used once as a gender-neutral descriptor
Mentioned Character/s : G/N!Reader / Tsukasa / Leo / Izumi / Arashi / Ritsu
A/N : Anon… YOUR BRAIN IS SO MASSIVE FOR THIS !! Omg now I’m brainrotting over this idea too cuz I’m such a sucker for royal AUs 😭 But for the sake of the fluff, just imagine that their kingdom is open to the idea of royals being in a relationship with anybody, regardless of their status LMAO
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Tsukasa Suou :
Tsukasa deeply respects your opinion because he knows that you want the best for him and his people. During meetings, he would often seek out your advice. From military tactics to what colour the banners should be for the upcoming festival, Tsukasa trusts you with all his heart and will accept your guidance with open arms. If he's busy with important matters, other castle personnel would seek you out instead as they know that your insight will be the closest to what their king would desire.
He always invites you to tea time !! Tsukasa says it's a reward for working so diligently but you know the truth~ This is the only time he can drop his royal facade and be himself. He wants to share these intimate moments with the one he loves the most !! Mmm~ The taste of this brioche is marvelous !! Here, take a bite. You'll love it~
Tsukasa deeply admires your skills as a knight and secretly desires to train alongside you. One day, you noticed this and decided to personally train your lover in sword-fighting. Now, sword training became a part of his weekly schedule and, even though it gets tiring at times, Tsukasa still holds these moments with you close to his heart~ After all, he's doing something he's passionate about with you !! What more could he ask for?
In the late hours of the night, when the castle is quiet and everyone's asleep, Tsukasa would sometimes sneak out of his bedroom and into the kitchen to try and teach himself how to bake. He does this because he wants to give you a [ F/F ] cake one day !! It's quite difficult to be quiet AND to teach himself at the same time but he's trying his best !!
During royal balls, he's such a gentleman when it comes to entertaining the guests, but if you catch him at the right moments, you'll be able to see how his eyes often glance towards you. How his gaze lingers on you for a while as a soft smile grace his lips. Once the ball is over, he'll gently take your hand and guide you to the castle gardens, where he would ask if he could have this dance. Eyes full of love and his smile never faltering, he'll take your hand in his and hum a familiar tune as you both dance under the moonlight.
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Leo Tsukinaga :
You’re the only one in the entire kingdom who can somehow find your king every time he gets lost when he’s out composing. Initially, your fellow knights were panicking as they ran around the entire castle trying to track down the king. After all, he couldn’t possibly have gone far !! R-right…? Well… As the royal guards were checking every nook and cranny to ever exist, your instincts casually guided you to where your lover was. Without hesitation, you found Leo instantly. To this day, nobody can truly comprehend just how impressive your Leo-radar is, and it amazes them every time.
Leo straight up wouldn’t let you call him “your highness”, “your majesty”, “my lord” or any honorific similar to those. This is because he loves the way his actual name rolls off your tongue as he finds his royal titles to be too suffocating. Hearing “Leo” come from you, his lover, makes him feel like Leo, a person, rather than Leo, the king. He would get pouty if you use honorifics in royal meetings or gatherings but understands why you used them [ no matter how much he dislikes them ] but, if you use those same honorifics when you're both alone, he would either pretend that he can’t hear you or say things like, “Aaahhh~!! Who are you talking to? I don’t know who this ‘your highness’ person is~”
The amount of songs Leo composed that's inspired by you is astounding !! You don’t realize just how much inspiration Leo gains from you as his muse. Your eyes could tentatively scan through the crowd for any dangers and Leo already came up with a whole symphony !! You glanced at him from across the room and gave him a soft smile during a meeting? Well… Now the meeting turned into several advisors holding their king back from composing on the royal map !! No matter what you do, whether it’s a conscious or unconscious choice, a melody immediately fills Leo’s mind and he can’t help but write !! He hopes to one day create a symphony that, in his eyes, can truly capture your beauty entirely.
During royal balls, Leo would flat out refuse to dance with anybody except you. It doesn’t matter if they’re the heir to the richest kingdom in the country or if they’re the most sought out ruler for marriage; Without hesitation, he'd immediately turn them down. For Leo, waltzing is something intimate as he views it as a way where partners become one as they synchronize with one another through music. He doesn’t want to share something as sacred as this with anyone else except you.
Even when you're not on duty, Leo would still find a way to be with you. Oh? You're going to town? What a coincidence !! Leo needed to check the progress on the upcoming festival, why not accompany him there? You're relaxing in your room? Knock, knock~ The king is free for tea time and is wondering if you could please grace him with your presence~ Whether you're on duty or not, being by each other's side gives you both a sense of comfort that no one else can give.
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Izumi Sena :
Izumi deeply cares about you but shows it through more subtle means. Actions speak louder than words, after all !! He tries to keep up his image of royalty but, if you squint hard enough, you can easily see that facade crumbling if he notices something off from you any way, shape or form. So here, take a seat !! You've been standing all day long, right? Huh?! What do you mean "You're ok”?! Are you disobeying the direct orders from your king? Mhmm~ That’s what he thought~
If you’re not on duty, Izumi's seemingly more grumpier than usual. This sometimes causes the entire castle to practically walk on eggshells because they don’t want to inconvenience their king even more than he apparently is. Though, his mood would instantly shift the moment his eyes land on you. He’ll definitely request for the two of you to walk around the castle gardens just to compensate for the lost time you were not with him~
Izumi hates seeing you fall into unhealthy habits even if you can’t help it sometimes. As the knight that directly serves him, it’s your duty to protect your lover but, even then, he still wouldn't have any of it !! He’ll make you swear to go to bed after escorting him to his bedroom, never skip meals even if you have training right after and take adequate amounts of breaks. This is to help you stay competent in emergency situations and it’s totally not because he’s worried for your personal well-being or anything like that !!
Izumi will personally style your uniform when it comes to important gatherings such as balls, festivals, meetings, etc. He would often add small trinkets from his own accessory collection as a subtle way to connect the two of you together. Izumi would never say anything, but when your gaze alternates between the shining brooch on his tie and the similar one he’s putting on you right now, you can't help but softly smile. If you're quick enough, you might even catch just how much his eyes shine with love and admiration for you, and you alone.
Although Izumi puts up the “strong king” facade for his people, during the rare, quiet moments between the two of you, filled with comfort and relief, he’ll shed away that persona and become a man who’s completely head-over-heels for the amazing knight that’s been by his side this entire time. Embracing you protectively in his arms, he’ll hum a soft tune that lulls you to sleep as the rhythmic beating of his heart accompanies the sweet lullaby that’ll only be heard by you.
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Arashi Narukami :
Arashi definitely has an entire section of the castle gardens dedicated to flowers that reminded her of you. Ranging from roses, to honeysuckles, to sunflowers, peonies, hydrangeas and more. This section of her garden is honestly the most stunning and guests are often left in 'awe' by its sheer beauty every time they visit the castle. Arashi personally maintains the flowers herself as a way to further dedicate herself to you.
She dresses up in pretty gowns and outfits in order to impress you. She would sometimes sneak in subtle questions or comments to figure out what your favourite colours, aesthetic, and overall style is before she would ask the royal tailor to incorporate those elements in her next outfit. Her heart never fails to skip a beat when you look at her with wide eyes and lips slightly agape when you see her wear the outfit for the first time. Don’t worry though~ She’s always one-step ahead as she requested the tailor to create a matching outfit for you. So now you’re both matching !!
She openly dotes on you and doesn’t care if others are watching. You’re actually the one that tries to stay professional but that plan immediately fails the moment your beloved queen cups your cheeks in her hands and plants a ton of kisses on your face. It doesn’t matter if you just finished training or if you were tasked with guarding the dining room door, Arashi wants to show the world how much she loves you~
During the more stressful days, you would help sneak Arashi out of the castle and take her to a secluded area of the town that’s filled with stray cats. You would feed them, play with them and take care of them together as a way to help her unwind and de-stress. Arashi even named every single cat and they love her so much that they would often sneak into the castle grounds just to visit Arashi for some caresses !! From then on, during tea time, there would be a ton of cats surrounding both you and Arashi as the two of you would caress them while enjoying each other's presence.
If Arashi ever needs a partner or an escort, she will always choose you without any hesitation !! It doesn’t matter that you’re literally her personal knight [ which puts you on automatic escort duty ], she’ll still say your name first without any second thoughts. A free pass to hold your hand and have you protectively stay by her side outside her kingdom? Sign her up !!
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Ritsu Sakuma :
Being Ritsu’s personal knight automatically makes you his pillow !! He gets lulled to sleep so easily when he’s touching you, whether he's laying on your lap, feeling you gently stroke his hair, hugging you, or just feeling your uniform in between his fingers. They all give him a sense of comfort that relieves him from the stresses of being a royal. Oftentimes, if you’re not by his side, Ritsu would reach out to try to find you and, when he finally does, he’ll pull you close and snuggle into you. Good luck trying to escape his grasp~
His most common mode of transportation during the day is you carrying him bridal style. The kingdom is nocturnal in order to accommodate for the royal family but, there are times where he needs to stay awake during the day for meetings or other important gatherings. During days like these, castle personnel can catch you carrying him in your arms. Ritsu would be snuggled close to your chest as you try to wake him up with a soft smile and gentle voice.
Ritsu loves to tease you as he enjoys seeing your reactions !! Most of his teasing would happen when you’re being serious or stoic because he wants to see how much you can handle before your persona breaks and you become a blushing, stuttering mess. To others, it’s quite the sight seeing their majesty get [ playfully ] scolded by his personal knight, but Ritsu would always laugh it off and tease you even further. This results in you losing your cool completely as you try to hide your blushing face with your hands. He’ll give you a ton of kisses to make up for it though, so don’t worry~
He’s very perceptive when it comes to your emotions and would often bring you to a quiet area of the castle [ under "your majesty's orders” ] if he ever notices you getting overwhelmed or stressed. No matter how many times you insist that you’re fine and nothing’s wrong, Ritsu knows better and will ignore your comments as he gently pushes your head onto his lap. Now this time, you’re the one who’s now laying on his lap as he gently strokes your hair. Ritsu will even sing you a soft lullaby, helping you relax as you eventually fall asleep; The comforting melody from his voice filling your ears.
You’re both protective over each other but Ritsu can be quite clingy~ He tends to stick to your side rather than the other way around. Usually, you’re ordered to provide the royal family with enough space, where you’re far enough for them to interact with others comfortably, but close enough to protect him from any sort of danger. Though, if you're too far from him, he’ll just pull you back close and ask why you’re trying to “escape” [ he knows you’re not, he’s just teasing you~ ] So now, Ritsu's draped over your shoulders as you support his weight, trying to explain for the 100th time that you're "just outside the door" and that you'll "be back once lunch is over."
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j0kers-light · 7 months
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Imagine y/n shows up to joker wearing a playboy bunny suit and ears and fluffy tail with rope in her hands.
I’m squealing just thinking about it.
His Lighthouse: Joker’s Bunny (LedgerJoker x f!reader)
Joker’s Bunny - Oneshot
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KEEP IN MIND THIS IS NOT A STORY UPDATE!
Hey hi anon 🖤✨
I love love loved this imagine! I can’t believe tumblr had the audacity to delete it! It’s been sitting in the inbox since August 7th! Yay for refreshing?
Anyhooooooo I’ve been merging asks to dwindle the numbers down and I came across one that…. well.. It’s not my cup of tea. BUT! If it's up your alley (lol no pun intended) it's implied. I’ll mark it with an ** and let you figure it out. I do regret to inform that this is rather short because I love to tease. I will return to this idea later 😏
I won’t add a tag list until I complete this oneshot!
It was only supposed to be a nickname, an inside joke to use however Joker seemed fit. He gave you so many, it was hard to keep up with them all— yet this one stuck.
You were naturally curious, a timid little thing and overly cautious.
You always weighed out the options presented to you before jumping all in. Joker said it as a joke all those months ago but overtime, it became something more. One could argue that you adopted the moniker.
You responded to it without fuss and rarely rolled your eyes or huffed under your breath whenever he used it.
You would tilt your head and scrunch your nose to really bring the nickname to life. One random day you found yourself accepting the name when you used the emoji to refer to yourself.
You were without a doubt, Joker’s Bunny. He never thought you would take the title so seriously.
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Joker groaned to himself.
Whhhhhy didn’t he stay with you tonight? You practically begged him to with those e/c eyes of yours but he stood firm on his ‘I have to go, it's im-port-ant’ spiel.
You pouted but sent him off with a kiss. Now Joker regretted his decision as each boring minute dragged on during this briefing. To be fair, it was important. Too bad Joker wasn’t listening. He spent his time staring off into space. daydreaming about you.
He wondered what you cooked tonight. Was it that new recipe you wanted to try or did you play it safe and fix one of his favorites? He loved your cooking and could go for a hearty meal after sitting through this snoozefest.
His thoughts were plenty and quickly changed. Did you take a bubble bath with that new bath bomb he bought you? Joker saw it in passing and immediately thought of you after seeing its onyx and opal swirls in the store.
If he remembered correctly it was called Night Sky and smelled like forbidden fruits. It had your name written all over it. So what if he stole a few for you?
Joker was envisioning your body soaking in the tinted water when his phone chiming startled him out of the fantasy.
He fished it out of his coat pocket and arched an eyebrow when he saw your message come through. Speak of an angel and you appear.
you coming home?
J smirked to himself after reading the word home.
It stirred up a flurry of emotions within him every time you used it. Joker thought he had no need for a home until you entered his life and proved him wrong. Every person needs a home; his just so happened to be you.
And Joker was feeling a bit homesick.
He found your message a bit odd since you knew he was overseeing a meeting tonight. Did something happen or were you just as needy as he was? He really should’ve stayed at home with you in the first place. Joker sighed and scanned the room.
The team was talking amongst themselves on how to pull off the hit without gaining the authorities’ attention. Joker drowned them out thirty minutes ago. He was only here for appearance’s sake and could care less.
They could iron out the details without him and that became the determining factor to answer your question. With a roll of his green eyes, he replied.
What’s in it 4 me?
Joker watched three tiny dots appear and fade multiple times over a course of several minutes. Whatever you wanted to say was deleted over and over until Joker finally got a vague response.
Come and find out 🐰
Such a sassy little thing you were tonight. A few seconds later, Joker received an attachment pic from you. He took one glance at it and reacted.
“Oi! Where you going, Boss?” A henchman called out.
Joker was already storming out the door to even notice that he scared everyone with his abrupt exit.
They were waiting for Joker to voice his opinion and he just up and left. Not like he cared. The small group however began to panic and scrambled to find a way to revise the plans to meet Joker’s high expectations.
They could all die trying to rob the bank for all he cared. Joker’s mind was elsewhere, solely on you.
His Bunny was asking for it.
It was the only explanation as to why the dying sun captured your sexy silhouette oh so perfectly. When Joker got home, he was gonna ruin you.
Joker didn’t notice Frost coming down the hall in his mad dash to the elevator. Frost took one look at his boss and scoffed.
“Let me guess. It’s either the airheads in the meeting or something B did.” He ignored Joker’s venomous glare yet the lack of response spoke volumes.
“Are you coming back after you fix her attitude?” Frost sighed softly.
The elevator door dinged open upon arrival and Joker marched inside to stab the ground floor button. He locked eyes with Frost and set his demands.
“Don’t bother us unless.. I dunno, it’s err raining cats and dogs.” Which meant no, he wasn’t coming back and they both knew it.
Frost spoke his own reflection as the doors slid closed. “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
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There really should be a guide to these types of things. How to look sexy for your lover while wearing a ridiculous outfit.
Perhaps you could write a guide yourself; it beat psyching yourself up to no avail.
You planned this for weeks and now the day finally came to commit and you were having second thoughts.
The last component arrived a little while after Joker left for his meeting and you just couldn’t stall another night. It was now or never.
You wouldn’t have the confidence to do this after today. Just looking in the mirror you felt silly all over again. Knowing that Joker left you on read didn’t boost that confidence any higher either.
It wasn’t that disappointing– Joker constantly left you on read in text conversations, the problem was that he left you hanging after you sent him a risque picture.
It took you ages to get the angle, the lighting, and find a pic you actually liked, before sending it to the clown and he didn’t appreciate none of it.
You checked yourself out in front of the floor length mirror and sighed as your heels clicked sharply on the hardwood. You thought you looked cute, hot even! But your opinion was moot if Joker didn’t approve.
Maybe he opened the message and got busy before he could respond? You told yourself anything except the truth.
He probably hated it and didn’t want to hurt yor feelings.
You puckered your glossy lips at your reflection, preparing to take off the ensemble when you heard keys turning in the front door.
Joker was back in record time. It made you wonder how he got here so fast but that was the least of your worries.
You grabbed his gift off the dresser right as you heard the bedroom door slam into the wall.
Joker was going to leave a dent in the wall if he kept doing that. You told him time and time again to stop. You were about to scold him right then but the fiery heat in his eyes stole your breath.
Joker was a raging bull, just shy of steam blowing out his nose.
His target? Poor ol’ you shifting your weight from heel to heel. You hid his surprise further behind your back and of course, he noticed.
“Whatcha got there.. Bunny.” Joker stressed the endearment more so than usual since you were dressed the part.
You wore your tallest pumps and donned a fresh pair of fishnets to go nicely with your f/c bunny suit. It clung to your figure in all the best ways and the white cuff links and debonair tie around your neck was the icing on the cake.
You looked every part the bunny Joker called you. He admired the bunny ears atop your head; one bent, the other straight. He loved every little detail you had.
Joker slowly stalked towards you with his head tilted slightly. “I asked... Whatcha got behind your back Bunny? Is it a surprise?”
You nodded demurely. So that’s how you wanted to play? Joker just grinned.
“Yeah? Is it…. for me?” You giggled when he tried to steal a peek if not for you dodging his attempts at the last minute.
Joker was all for your playful mood tonight and growled lowly, seeing your sly smirk. You did your makeup so pretty, but he was over the moon seeing your plump lips shimmering all for him. You wore that shade he bought you recently. The one that tasted like strawberries.
He wanted to ruin it and you.
His green eyes roamed down your beautiful face to your neck on full display for him to nibble and mark, down to your breasts practically bursting out of your suit.
He wouldn’t be surprised if you bought it two sizes too small with how your curves spilled out over the leather confines. Joker wanted to lay you down and knead your soft flesh and rip holes in your fishnets. You looked so good and he wanted to play.
There was so much he wanted to do! He grew tired of you ducking and dodging and grabbed your arms roughly. “Gotcha Bunny! Now… let’s uh, see what you oh..”
Joker audibly swallowed as you bit your lip and looked away.
Joker stared at the bundle of rope in your hands, honestly at a loss for words. The bright color would look heavenly against your skin tone and you knew Joker wanted to tie you up for months now. He introduced the idea once or twice and tested out the new concept by binding your wrists.
It excited you and drove him wild. It was high time he got his wish by going all in.
Joker rubbed his thumb against the rope and met your shy gaze. “Y/n… are you sure.”
You nodded and leaned up (even with heels on J towered over you) and kissed his cheek but Joker required a verbal agreement.
“I need to hear you say it, bunny. That you’ll let me uhh, tie ya up? You wanna be my sweet rope bunny huh doll?”
You nodded again but Joker reached out and gripped your chin, “Use your words, bunny.”
You moaned out and closed your eyes. Joker had yet to do anything and you were already worked up. “B-Bunnies don’t t-talk.” You gasped.
Joker was speechless as you finally turned around and let him see the fluffy bunny tail** you wore. You walked over to the edge of the bed and bent by your waist to wiggle your buns for Joker.
His breath was shaky but overly excited for what was about to happen. Joker unraveled the colored rope in his hands with a mocking tsk of his lips.
“What a naughty, naughty bunny girl I have.” 
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gabessquishytum · 7 months
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🥰🥰🥰 Hob’s response to Dream being knocked up? I’m definitely open to any and all ideas (sometimes I like to leave it open to see what you come up with, you have such lovely sexy ideas), but here’s how I imagined it going:
I think according to Dream’s “Operation Baby-Trap” plan, at this stage one of two things would happen: one, he’d be able to convince Hob of his feelings the morning after and they’d begin a relationship then and there, and then when he eventually presents the positive pregnancy test he’d treat it as a lovely surprise. Or two, if Hob felt too guilty to start a relationship right away, Dream would graciously back off until he had the positive pregnancy test. He’d then tearfully explain that he wants to keep it, and wants Hob to raise it with him, relying on Hob’s sense of responsibility (and his weakness for Dream) to get him to agree. Then he’d work on wooing Hob into a relationship during the pregnancy.
This is the plan, anyway.
The problem is, Dream is so thrilled to finally be in Hob’s bed, that his plan is working, and while he’s not nearly as drunk as he’d pretended he’s still a little squiffy.
So as he’s being fucked into the mattress, he completely forgets himself and starts moaning how much he loves Hob, how much he wants Hob to breed him full, he’s going so deep inside Dream it’s sure to take, Hob is going to give him such a wonderful baby…
Even a little drunk, Hob can take a hint.
(Also, it causes him to cum harder than he’s ever done in his life)
The morning after, Hob sits Dream down in order to have a serious talk with him (with breakfast of course, he can’t help but dote on his student even now). It all comes out, Dream’s whole plan, his feelings and hopes for their future together…and goddamnit, Hob can’t help but feel flattered in spite of himself. That someone as lovely and wonderful as Dream, someone surely with a grand future ahead of him, would go so far to claim Hob for himself, to keep him in his life, and be so excited at the thought of starting a family with him? And as last night has shown, Hob is not morally upright enough to resist temptation when it’s sitting in front of him so invitingly.
So Hob has Dream dejectedly promise to never try something so sneaky and underhanded again. Then Hob suddenly picks him up and carries him back to the bedroom, saying to a now-delighted Dream that a few more rounds would help make sure he’s properly knocked up 😘
-🪽anon
Yay, thank you so much for giving us more! I absolutely LOVE these ideas (here's the first post in case anyone miss it).
I love the idea of Dream making this grand plan, and enacting it and being all sneaky... and then he literally outs himself by begging Hob to breed him. Incredible, and I can't blame him at all.
Hob is half in love already, so of course he'd let Dream get away with anything. And he's never had such a powerful sexual experience before. The way Dream’s sweet cunt clenches around him and thoroughly milks him of every drop he can give just makes him want to cum again and again and fill Dream up with his baby <3
In the morning poor Dream is convinced that Hob is going to reject him, convinced that he's completely fucked up his one chance to get Hob for himself. He nibbles on his toast and allows Hob to gently scold him, and wraps one arm around his stomach in an attempt to protect the potential life budding inside him.
But Hob ruffles his hair, and kisses him on the forehead. If they're going to try for a baby then he needs to take extra good care of Dream, right? So he tells him that if he finishes his toast and tea then they can go back to bed and make sure that he's well and truly pregnant.
After that, it's time to make some sensible decisions. Dream decides that he'll finish this year of university, and then if (fingers crossed!) he gets a positive pregnancy test, he'll take a year out from studying and return after the baby is born. Hob is more than happy with this plan, and he also arranges to move Dream out of his classes so there's no favouritism. Dream is bummed not to see his favourite professor in class anymore, but at least he gets to go home to him at the end of the day!!
Dream starts taking pregnancy tests way too early but the day he finally gets two lines is one of the best in his life so far. Its the weekend and he's just snuck out of bed early in the morning to do his daily test, and he honestly isn't expecting a positive! He does a second one just in case, and then a third... and then he's running into the bedroom and shoving the tests into Hob’s sleepy face.
Hob pulls him in and covers him in kisses, telling him what a clever boy he is, how he's going to carry their baby so perfectly, how Hob’s going to take such good care of him! Dream is very smug that his plan has worked out so well (with a few bumps in the road). He's definitely going to be telling the story of how he seduced Hob for the rest of their lives together <3
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what-the-fic-khr · 1 month
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I’m the anon who asked requested Tsuna for the tea prompts when you first did them and I am once again in a Tsuna mood (1? 2? years later lol??) and needing your beautiful writing lol. Can I request Black Tea, Chai and Milk Tea for him? Appreciate you and your work always!
banging my head against a wall, I wish these were a little longer or a little better, but they’re satisfactory enough I think. I hope you like them anyway, anon!! and thank you so much!!
character/s: tyl!sawada tsunayoshi, adult reborn, reader-insert (gender-neutral)
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warnings: n/a
prompt: tea prompts (black tea, milk tea, chai tea)
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black tea; what do they look for in a person?
kindness, first and foremost. you must be a kind person, someone willing to help others. he’s met all kinds of personalities, but above all they all come together when help is needed. that goes for a partner. especially because as a kid he was treated so roughly; someone who is nice is the foundation of a perfect partner for him.
“Tsuna, I brought you some food.”
You held up a plate with a couple pastries on it and Tsuna hummed lowly. “Thank you, dear. You didn’t have to.”
“You haven’t taken a break in a few hours now, so of course I did. You can’t focus if you’re hungry.”
You only smiled when Reborn made a low noise, something like amusement. “Perhaps you coddle him too much? What would he do without you?”
“Ehh, I think it’s fine to coddle him a little bit!”
You set the plate down gently on Tsuna’s desk after he made some space for it. “Right? You’ll let me coddle you, won’t you?”
Tsuna pet one of your hands gently before taking it in his and squeezing. “Thank you. If you’d like to, you can. I appreciate it.”
“Yay. If you need anything, just ask.”
“I will, thank you.”
milk tea; what are their kisses like?
gentle, but confident. once he gets older, and has been with you for a while, there’s no hesitation in his kisses, or any of his actions. after a while, he becomes comfortable and thus does not need to worry about what he does, especially because he learns quickly what you do and don’t like as well
“I found you. Have you eaten yet?”
You turned to smile at Tsuna as he entered the kitchen, one of his arms slipping around your waist comfortably. “No, not yet. Why?”
You tilted your head without any instruction to, like habit, and Tsuna pressed a kiss to your lips with a pleased hum. It was short, and you followed him when he pulled away. His soft laugh could be felt on your lips.
“I wanted to come get you so we could go get lunch together, if that’s okay.”
“Of course it is.”
chai tea; how do they spice up their relationship?
assuming his partner can’t fight, he probably doesn’t take you many places with him when it comes to jobs, missions, etcetera. so I think he would fix this by taking you on specific trips overseas that are unrelated to work; if it’s unrelated there’s less chance people know where you’ll be and he gets to spend more intimate time with you, so it’s a win-win. the best one was obviously taking you to Namimori for the first time
“Ahh, what a cute, quaint town! It’s so nice here.”
Tsuna watched you rock back and forth as you looked out the window of your hotel, taking in the town again after you’d gone exploring earlier in the day.
“I’m a little jealous of you all. What a nice place to be raised in.”
“Mm, I agree. I think it’s a great place to raise a family.” He paused for a moment. “I had fun growing up here.”
You hummed lowly, thinking over his short pause carefully. You straightened, pushing off the windowsill to turn and face him, leaning back against it.
“I bet it was! Haha, thinking of you all running around causing trouble for everyone… Makes me wish I could’ve met you all sooner.”
He smiled widely at this, head tilting. He stepped closer when you waved at him too, crowding you up against the window. You happily grabbed his coat and tugged him down closer, lips ghosting over his.
“I think you would have fit in well with our little group,” he murmured. “But we can make new memories now, so it’s fine, isn’t it?”
“Right. We can start right now, too. Indulge me?”
“Of course.”
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yikesmary · 11 months
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svt oneshot ideas? heres one!!
minghao w a reader whos an artist and is suffering from severe art block.. maybe they draw together or minghao leads them thru smthn? just fluffy fluff 💓💓 drink some water when u see this! — 🎧
ART BLOCK — xu minghao x reader
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summary: trying to finish a commission, you find yourself stuck in what to paint. thankfully your boyfriend knows exactly what to do in order to help you get your inspiration back.
note: YAY! minghao request!! i didn't know how to write minghao so i hope i was able to do it?? btw, most of what i write is written in a day and i don't proofread anything. so if it's bad, that's why.
also i don't think art block solved so easily like this, but imagine it does. hope u enjoy anon!! <33
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"Baby, maybe you should take a break right now,"
Stopping your actions, you took the time to look behind you to see Minghao, who just finished his evening meditation session. Looking at the time, you realized that it'd been an hour since you started on working on your commission.
When Minghao went to the room he used for meditation, he knew that you were going to do work. However, what he didn't expect when he came back were countless canvases that varied in state of unfinished work.
"I can't, Hao. I have to finish this soon for the client," you sighed.
"Just take a little break. You've been stressing out over this project for a while," Minghao said, taking your hand and guiding you to stand up from your spot on the floor.
He took a look at your face and smiled then proceeded to try and wipe off the blue paint that had somehow been smeared on your face.
"How about we go on for a walk?" He asked, not letting you respond and leading you to the doorway.
"Hao, I'm covered in paint and my clothes aren't fit to go outside," you tried to say but he wasn't having it.
"Who cares if you're covered in paint? It just shows how creative you are. And your clothes are fine, but wear a jacket; it's cold outside," he told you, grabbing your jacket from the jacket hook that was next to the door and help you out with putting it on.
Once you both made sure to lock the door behind you, you started your walk together along the neighborhood. Before both of you became really busy, these walks occurred on a daily basis. But with work for both of you increased, it occurred less and less.
However, it was times like these when you cherished them. It was one of those rare times when you managed to see each other at the same time awake. Usually, he'd find you asleep in your shared bedroom and you'd only see him when you awoke but he was asleep.
He adjusted his hold on your hand so he was able to hold your hand properly, his thumb caressing the part of your hand he was resting on.
"Tell me about your commission," he requested, your clasped hands slightly swinging back and forth.
"My client gave me full creativity to the piece. But my initial plan was to paint a gorgeous nature scene," you started.
"No matter how much I spend trying to start something, I always end up not liking it and I stress out over not liking it. Then I stress out about wasting time to make something I don't even like. Then I end up stressing out over stressing out,"
"Okay, let's take deep breaths," he told you.
"What do I do?" You asked.
"Let's go to the trail," Minghao suggested.
"Fine, but I can't meditate with you. I end up laughing, staring at you, or falling asleep in the silence," you told him.
The trail was near your house that led to a clearing. You found it when you guys first moved in and decided it'd be perfect for moments where you wanted to escape. The first time you guys decided to go to the clearing, Minghao wanted you both to meditate together. Next to having tea together, it was one of the things your boyfriend wanted you both to do.
But your problem with meditating was the fact that you tended to get distracted. So, unless you actually wanted to meditate, you left all the meditating to him.
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When you finally arrived at the clearing, you were taken aback at the picture perfect scene that was in front of you. You were used to the pretty sights you saw when you were at the clearing, but this time, it seemed to be different than the other times you were there.
"Hao, this is perfect! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" You said, turning to him and hugged him tightly.
He hugged you just as tight and when you moved away slightly, he held the side of your arms and smiled. "I'm glad this helped you. It was either this or I hide away all of your paints if this didn't work," said.
You jokingly gasped and put your hand on your heart. "I would've hid your tea set," you teased.
Minghao gave you a sweet smile before giving you a kiss on the forehead.
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80pairsofcrocs · 2 years
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baby scarab || 45
anon - I love this series so much ah! Imagine while the reader is at work khonshu separates the moon boys into separate bodies again just to be annoying and the reader just comes back from work to see them all arguing over the littlest thing like what movie to watch while they wait for her to get back
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anon - being at a summer bbq for some reason and smacking marc on the cheek with a hotdog wiener bc he’s a weenie 😭
then proceeding to run away as fast as y/n’s little legs can go
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anon - y/n slapping marc with a sausage cos he’s a weenie >:^)
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anon - Hiya! Could you do the reader putting cute stickers on their dad’s stuff like wrapping it around Stevens grandma glasses or sum like that just putting a bunch of cutesy stickers on all of their stuff, Jakes hat, Marc’s phone .ect 💕
Ps. really love your baby scarab series keep putting in whatever drugs are in your writing:)
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A/N : a ton of random requests for a fun filler :)
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masterlist - marvel masterlist - series masterlist
A/N : marc is a weenie >:))
please enjoy, and don't be shy if you want to be in the taglist, just ask <3, sorry for the long wait
pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader
TW : medicine (pills), spidey stuff, mentions of violence, language, marc being assaulted by a hot dog, mentions of wisdom teeth and pain, let me know if i missed anything.
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you woke up feeling like someone punched you in the mouth a hundred times.
with brass knuckles.
you were already tearing up, you sit up, noticing you were on the couch.
the only sound being the bubbles in gus’ tank, and light breathing.
the breathing made you look down to see that casper was here, and before you had sat up, you were laying on him.
you were in too much pain to be embarrassed, so you got up as quick and careful as you could to make your way to the kitchen, where you found steven making some tea.
he jerks his head to you when he notices you standing there, but the smile on his face turns into worry when he sees that you look like you’re about to start sobbing.
“oh darling, let me get you some medicine” he refrains from walking over and taking your face in his hands, knowing it would probably end up hurting you.
you sit up on the counter with your head in your hands, trying your hardest not to cry.
steven comes back with pain medicine and your medication, so all together you have four pills.
“don’t take those yet, i’ll get you some water” he says and you nod.
you wait patiently for steven to get you a glass of water, and even then you don’t really feel like taking the pills.
it just feels like a hassle, that’s all.
you sit and stare at the pills until you pick one up, and swallowing it painfully.
your whole mouth hurt, so you took the other pain med and decided if you felt like fighting steven on taking your other medication.
the kettle on the stove started whistling, which probably woke casper since you heard movement coming from over by the couch.
steven took the kettle off the stove to pour three cups of tea, the bags already placed in the cups.
he looks to you and raises an eyebrow. “you have to take those” he gives you a stern look and you squint your eyes at him.
“but it hurts”
“but you have to”
“says who?”
“your pharmacist?” casper cuts in, making himself known and walking towards you to nudge the pills in your direction. 
you glare at him and maintain eye contact as you swallow the pills with water, making steven lightly clap in the background.
“yay she’s learning to take her medicine the correct way” he quietly cheers sarcastically.
you look around you a spot a balled up towel, so you pick it up and chuck it at steven.
he shields his face while chuckling at you, handing both you and casper cups of tea afterwards.
“it should help ease the pain” he tells you and you nod as a thanks.
“thank you, sir” casper says politely after taking the tea and you snort while steven cringes.
“oh, enough with that ‘sir’ rubbish, it’s steven” he starts. “with a v” 
this makes you smile while sipping at your tea, casper nodding at him and doing the same.
you lean back against the cabinets behind you, closing your eyes and trying to focus on anything other than the throbbing pain in your mouth.
steven happened to notice as well as casper. “what would you like to do today, y/n?” he asks and you open your eyes to look at him.
“i don’t know” you whine, hitting your head back on the cupboard.
“how about we have a barbecue on the roof” you hear marc, and that makes you chuckle while casper gives you a confused look.
“marc wants to have a barbecue on the roof” you repeat to casper.
“that’s unique” he says and marc squints his eyes at casper through the barely there reflection of your cup.
“you can definitely stay, but there’s no pressure” steven says to casper and casper smiles at him.
“yeah, i’d like to. i just have to tell my mom” he shrugs, inching away to presumably call her.
you turn back to steven who has a small smile on his face.
“he’s a sweet kid” he says and turns back to drink some of his tea.
he freezes on the spot, making you tense up a bit, wondering what was wrong.
“steven?” you check to see if marc knew what was going on, but he was no where to be seen.
“jake?” you look around, seeing and hearing nothing until steven sets his tea down on the counter and puts both his hands on his head in pain.
“oh lord- not again” he mutters, trying to stay standing up right.
it clicked in your head what was going on. this happened last time when all the bodies were separated.
you hop off the counter to help steven, when he relaxes, signaling that the headache has stopped.
“oh for the love of-“
he’s cut off by casper screaming and running back into the kitchen, hiding behind you and clutching at the back of your shirt.
“the fuck- get off” you pry his hands of you, but still letting him linger behind you.
the source of casper’s scare decides to walk into the kitchen, adjusting his hat.
“where’s the damn bird?” he asks and you shrug, steven doing the same and casper looking between steven and jake frantically.
you turn to see his confusion and sigh. “if you think two is bad wait until the other one gets here” you murmur, hearing a thud coming from deeper within the apartment.
you see your door open, and out comes marc, with a childish pout on his face.
“why?” he asks into the air, trying to get khonshu to talk.
khonshu appears next to you, making you glare up at him, and it makes casper clutch onto your sleeve, to which you move it down to your hand.
“did you get the chills too?” he whispers to you and you give him a look.
“i’m trying to help, idiots” khonshu starts. “spider child told me that barbecues are parties and you need a lot of people”
“you obviously improvised” you shook your head.
“don’t worry it’s just a cranky old god” you tell casper and he nods, leaning down to rest his head on your shoulder, steven ‘aw’ing in the background.
marc elbowed him in the ribs, making him groan, while jake wandered off to go sit on the floor with the cats.
luna was in his lap and pedro was jumping up and batting at his hat, and it was one of the only things that made him actually smile.
well, the cats and you.
he was completely tuning out the world while he played with the cats.
“i saw an old grill up there when me and peter would train” you tell marc and he hums.
“i can make some of your weird vegan stuff too” marc says to steven, who raises an eyebrow.
“pardon me for having a preference” steven scoffs and you chuckle.
“alright, so we hang out here until lunch then?” you ask, the pain in your mouth easing up a little.
everyone in the room except jake either shrugs and nods, which means a yes.
“cool so now what?” you ask, and casper lifts his head from your shoulder once he realizes marc was staring daggers into his soul.
“i can go get the roof set up, and pray nobody goes up there” marc starts. “and jake is coming with me”
“no”
“it wasn’t a question”
“i stay here with the gatos” he argues, and both you and casper start backing away towards your room.
on your way, you see stevens glasses sitting on the counter, so you slip them in your pocket before disappearing to your room, casper basically being dragged by you.
“what are we doing in here?” he asks and you take the glasses out of your pocket.
“giving grandma stevens glasses some style”
“what?”
you sit down on your bed next to the nightstand, opening the drawer to get out your sheets of hello kitty stickers.
casper snorts and goes to sit next to you, while you peel the first one off, that being my melody, and wrapping it around one of the arms of stevens glasses, having the animated face right on the outside.
you look to casper who’s staring with amusement.
“is he going to like that?” he asks and you shrug.
“probably not but it’s not like he’ll do anything about it” you start. “and if anything, they come right off with some water” you say and he nods.
it’s silent for a moment while you wrap more stickers around stevens glasses.
“i’m sorry if you’re uncomfortable” you start. “and for marc. i don’t know what his problem is” you say, referring to when he was glaring at casper.
casper shakes his head, putting a hand on your knee. “i’m not uncomfortable, i understand the glaring but it’s not every day you see three identical people who are also your girlfriends dads” he chuckles.
“i’m dead for sure” that makes you chuckle as well, done decorating the arms of stevens grandma glasses.
“marc will warm up to you i’m sure” you try to reassure him.
casper purses his lips. “but what about jake? he’s scary” he says and you raise an eyebrow.
“he’s really not” you shake your head. “if he tries to scare you just know he buys our cats sweaters and is currently designing a tower for them” you say and he smiles, taking his hand off your knee to hesitantly guide it behind your back to pull you closer to him by your waist.
you sigh in content and lean down so that your head is resting on his shoulder.
you mess with the arms of stevens glasses when steven himself is on his way to the room.
you can hear his soft footsteps, compared to jake and marc’s slightly heavier ones.
you didn’t bother to move though, since you were already facing the door.
steven peaked his head into the room and knocked lightly on the doorframe.
“i’m sorry i interrupted something didn’t i?” he asks with a lopsided smile.
you just shake your head, and lifer your head back up to look at him properly.
“are you sure- wait are those my glasses?” he furrows his brows and comes into the room as you hand them out to him.
“are these your hello kitty stickers?” you nod at stevens question, and he smiles.
“now i match khonshu, that’s amazing” he looks over his glasses and then back to you.
“that was very sweet of you” he starts backing up into the hallway, almost hitting the doorframe on his way out.
“well- marc is on the roof by himself so i better go see how he’s doing, man it’s weird being in desperate bodies” he starts muttering while he walks away from your room, making you chuckle.
it was just then that you noticed that casper still had a hand around your waist, making your face get a little hotter than usual.
you lean up to look at casper, who was already looking down at you.
it just took one look from his eyes to communicate, and start leaning towards each other.
it was a quick kiss, since you heard different footsteps coming towards the room.
casper was quick to pull away once he realized that jake was at the door.
he only knew it was jake because you told him he loved his hats, and never went anywhere without them.
jake leans on the doorframe and raises an eyebrow, looking between the two of you.
“i have a question” you interrupt his train of thought.
“shoot”
“why are we having a barbecue if i can’t have solid foods yet?” you ask, your jaw still sore as it hangs open a bit.
“we have a blender”
“ew”
“you still have half of your smoothie left over, are you okay with just that?” he asks and you nod with a small smile.
your smile just widened when you noticed the hat he was wearing.
“you know theres-“
“i know, you put your stickers on my hat” he interrupts. “it’s cute, but i can’t be seen in public with it. they won’t feel threatened by my presence” he explains and you chuckle.
you knew he wasn’t embarrassed, he was speaking the truth, he had to intimidate almost everyone he met even if they are strangers passing him in the street.
jake nods his head yo the side, in the direction of the living room.
“sígueme” he says, and he leaves towards the living room.
you and casper exchange glances, and get up to go see what he was doing, assuming he wanted you both to follow them.
the sight you saw was expected but not really at the same time.
jake turned to you, with a wide grin on his face.
“i shrunk two of my hats” he says and you look back to pedro and luna, who were grooming each other with small hats on, identical to jakes.
luna had a dark muted blue, and pedro had a dark brown one.
you smile as well as casper, which makes jake grin wider.
“how have they been?” casper asks, referring to the cats.
“muy bueno” jake nods to himself, casper nodding as well.
“that’s good, right?” casper whispers to you and you nod.
over the time you’ve spent with jake, you’ve picked up on a little spanish.
for example, ‘cierra el pico’, means to ‘shut your mouth’ which he yells to you a lot when you’re face-timing with casper.
jake pats casper on the shoulder, looking him dead in the eye while subtly pushing you out of the way.
“gracias por los gatos” he smiles at him, then walks off towards the door.
casper makes a face at you, to which you chuckle, following after jake, making casper have to catch up to you.
“what did he say? i know he said thank you but for what?” he asks you and you hum before speaking.
“he said thanks for the cats” you answer and he hums.
you two follow jake up to the roof after getting your shoes on, and when you got up there you saw marc already grilling stuff, and steven dragging old but good outdoor couches out from somewhere.
“heya kids, look what i found behind all that rubbish” steven exclaims out to you both, gesturing to the pile of garbage out behind the door to the roof.
you nod your head with a smile.
“i know they look a bit worse for wear but they were covered by a tarp so all i had to do was brush the dirt off them” steven shrugs, coming up to you guys.
“now, how’s your mouth feeling? does it hurt? are the stitches still intact?” he rambles, hovering his hands over your jaw as to not hurt you.
“it’s fine, just a little sore”
“well it’s a good thing we got your smoothie in the cooler, the cold should help” he turns around and starts rambling to jake about something, the former rolling his eyes.
you snort and turn to casper. “how are you doing?” you ask genuinely, a bit worried he was lying about not being uncomfortable.
“better” he says honestly, so you both make your way to the couch steven had left right next to the grill marc was busy with.
there was a plate with two raw and probably cold hot dogs, and you chuckle just looking at them.
it’s because they reminded you that marc was still a weenie.
steven had come over while you were in your head, and had been talking to casper, so you took that time to go talk with marc and jake.
“hiya marc how’s it feel to finally have friends?” you ask, and marc makes a face.
“what?”
you point to the raw hot dogs, and he lets out a breath.
“get it? because you’re a weenie?” you start laughing, jake watching with amusement.
marc just glares at you and looks back down at the grill.
“marc” you say, trying to get his attention.
“i swear to god” you mutter, rounding the grill and picking up one of the hot dogs, and that’s when marc decides to look at you.
which was bad timing because then you proceeded to smack him in the face with it.
he stares at you in shock, while jake struggles to hold in his laughter behind him hand.
you set the hot dog down and back up slowly, marc furrowing his brows at you while you sheepishly smile at him.
“hey pal why don’t you just calm down?” you try to convince him, but he just smiles at you a bit too sweetly, making you turn around to get as far away from him as possible.
jake had to cook the rest of the food.
you and marc were too busy.
he chased you around the roof, not wanting to give up until you got what you deserved.
and what did you deserve? he had no idea.
tickles probably.
no, tickles definitely.
but hey, your dads got to bond a little with their very possible future son in law.
so hey, it’s a win win.
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A/N : sorry i didnt update yesterday, i just couldnt have it done in time. also sorry its so short, its just a filler.
hope you all liked it, and pls take care of yourselves out there, okay??
see you all in a few days :)) &lt;3
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fr3akingtf0utrn · 11 months
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Hi! I'm the ghaseball uniform anon. To be completely transparent I completely forgot I made the request! But now that I've read it I can say you delivered exactly as I expected
It was scarily accurate to what I had imagined lol. Copia's desperation and general horniness was so hot. And you always managed to capture the small details that really add to the hotness. This quality is really apparent in Smother Me, which was another great read.
Now, I've come to make more requests. I'm familiar with all of the Fandoms you brought up, but right now I'm solely focused on Ghost and Copia. So that is all I can offer.
Here are some of my requests:
M!Reader impressing and intimidating Copia with his strength. Basically just a lot of strength kink, I want that twink obliterated. Make him throw Copia around like a ragdoll, both of them will love it. Preferably ends with Copia being held down and railed
Aether x Copia size kink shenanigans. I'm so insane for their size difference it drives me crazy. I love when fic authors point out how Copia is smaller than Aether, delicious. I imagine both of them getting riled up after a show and rushing back to Copia's dressing room to bang, and that's where the kink comes in
Last one (for now)
M!Reader is attending a ritual, watching Copia perform. However he made Copia put in a vibrating butt plug before the show, and he is holding the remote. Imagine copia trying to hold it together on stage like that, like omggg
That's the end. It should go without saying but please don't do any of these if they aren't your cup of tea! And don't worry about taking a while or anything, I understand.
Apologies for the long ass ask, I had a lot to say I guess.
I hope you're doing well and enjoying life, Goodbye for now :]
Holy fuck. I love. I will TRY MY ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST to give you what you want. BUT I’m a slow ass lazy bitch who forgets easily so yuh. I think I’m gonna try and start with shirt simple ones like the copia on stage one.
So let’s organize,
1. Copia x M! Reader- reader is Papas ghoul. You are extremely possessive of him and would do anything to for him. Papa knows his ghoul is incredibly strong and big and wants to make use of his bigness🤭(I’ve already thought of this one and started it AWHILE ago but it’s like 40% done so yay)
2. Copia x M! Reader - reader is Popias assistant/idk whatever you want and makes copia put in a vibrating and watched from behind the curtains,enjoying him shaking and giving longing looks at each other.
AND ngl I don’t ship ghouls and papas all that much but I have been thinking..THINKING. Of doing a size difference maybe including you aether anddd Copia…
THINKING.
I already have half one done so beware and remember I take time with these since I’m a slow motherfucker. 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ also pls continue putting in more requests ilysm.
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kariohki · 7 months
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BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! Review
This anime review needs to start with some personal backstory.
I've been a fan of the Bandori franchise since 2018, which by standard metrics means I'm ancient around here. I've seen the addition of two other bands to the original five the franchise (re)launched with, both with their issues in being folded into the story well. When MyGO (I'm not typing out five exclamation marks every time, I'm sorry) was revealed to be the eighth band in this universe after existing for a year IRL with no information where they existed in the franchise, I was extremely pessimistic. When they were revealed to be first year high schoolers (for the most part), I was pessimistic because the franchise just made the large step of graduating its oldest characters into university, opening up the story to new experiences. And shortly before the anime debut, when they were revealed to be getting added to the mobile game, I was pessimistic because the game's writing has been relatively poor in character development and even event distribution and focus for the past two years.
So saying I was going into this anime looking at it with as much dislike as I held for Aqours at the end of the µ's era is an understatement. I didn't expect much - just wanted a decent narrowly focused show akin to season 1, showing how a new band gets formed.
From the first episode, my expectations were met. From the third episode, they were blown away.
The premise written, about a girl, Chihaya Anon, who starts the school year late because of reasons revealed later, wanting to join a band when everyone else is already in one, except for their class "weirdo", Takamatsu Tomori, doesn't even scratch the surface of what happens. From the beginning that shows the result of what happens when a band has a catastrophic break up, how that affects every member involved there, to Anon who walks into this minefield and attempts to navigate it stepping on multiple mines along the way, to what's needed for this band to actually form in the end - it takes the entire season, but the feeling of the the payoff is immense.
On to the characters. Each one of these characters is flawed and human. Tomori can't communicate her feelings or words well in speech, and feels everything that goes wrong is her fault. Anon runs away at the first sign of any extra work needed to succeed. Taki's overprotectiveness of Tomori and initial inability to accept others help cause her to become combative to others. Rana only sticks around when she finds things interesting, later revealing she's been trying to find another place to belong after her grandmother's live house shut down (yay season 1 callback!). And Soyo, who looked at older characters Sayo, Chisato, and CHU2 who were all disliked by the fandom at their introductions and said "hold my tea." Soyo's arc takes up the majority of the middle portion of the series, the threads of her arc being hinted at along the way before her turn, her mask cracking, and her eventual acceptance of what has happened in her life post-CRYCHIC.
And that's only the characters in MyGO proper. This story couldn't be told without five others, the girls that eventually form the group Ave Mujica at the end of the season in the final episode. Sakiko, probably the new most disliked character in the franchise, drives the plot train of "why did she break up CRYCHIC?" that started the series, leading up to the final reveal of her situation in life currently. Mutsumi, her friend, Soyo's friend, someone who has been strung along and used by others. Uika, a popular singer in an idol group, who is also Sakiko's friend, and the one who spurred Tomori to perform again. Umiri, Taki's classmate full of snarky banter, who also gave Tomori her best wishes. Nyamu is the character who just "exists" the most, but her two-faced influencer personality is setting up for trouble.
There are little bits here and there to remind existing fans that this is taking place in the same universe at the current point of the timeline, which I appreciated as it was not heavy handed. Of course the girls would run into Saya and Kasumi at Livehouse RiNG, as both frequent or work there. Of course they would meet Afterglow at a live, be inspired by Morfonica, or see the Roselia posters in the old astronomy club room. The only band to not have any representation is Hello, Happy World!, which while on one hand makes sense with the overall melancholy of the series, but as they are still a band that exists here, some showing would've been nice - Misaki at school, a Michelle sighting in town, Kanon at the aquarium, basically anything grounded for them.
As this is a music-themed franchise, the use of music is of course important. Most importantly are the use of the vocal songs - typically in these series you get the short cut and just assume the groups performed other songs off screen. Instead, MyGO uses multiple full length songs, where some were even re-recorded from the anime to sound rougher if needed - Hekitenbansou in episode 7 being the main example of this. This does make a couple of the episodes be half performance/song, but in the first case it's their first performance as a group and sets up Soyo's arc, and the second case in episode 12, it's their first performance as a true band.
The camera and scenery work is top-notch and a great example of what CG animation can do. Sanzigen levels up with every series they do, and comparing Bandori S2 to D4DJ First Mix to this demonstrates how they've started blending in more 2D for more varied expressions and movement, and improved their lighting in backgrounds. Stand out moments are every time Soyo is framed in slight darkness, the varied spacing and views of characters in rooms to show distance or discomfort, and the entirety of episode 3 being from Tomori's first person POV - the most unique way to do a flashback episode that I've ever seen in an anime.
The only flaws I have with the series are relatively minor - the opening sequence, while a great song, doesn't have too many interesting shots compared to previous Bandori seasons (the second version of Kizuna Music is one of my favorite OPs ever). Episode 13 is more of a victory lap for MyGO, before heading face first into a prologue for the upcoming Ave Mujica anime, which if you're not invested in that group can feel like a non-ending. Additionally, there's a few non-Sakiko related loose ends between MyGO that have probably been saved for the mobile game, which if you don't play that, tough luck, go wait for other people to play it and upload stories to Youtube. For English server players it's an even longer wait as MyGO isn't being added to that server until spring 2024.
This is the sleeper hit of the summer 2023 season, the one that'll be always called criminally underrated and brought up as something worth watching in future threads about animes you love but no one talks about. Which is a shame, as it deserves to stand next to series like K-ON! and Bocchi the Rock that are some of the most frequently recommended music anime. Rating: 9/10
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Beast Anon here! 8D Oh-ho! Wings of Fire is ICONIC! So glad to hear its merch has taken off at last! ;D
In answer to your questions, hmm...golly-gee, when it comes to your AUs there's a lot to choose from xP Although, if I had to pick on the spot...I can't help but notice your Dark AU has been getting a lot of attention lately, and I have been warming to it for the interesting twists and turns it has been taking :) I think X-Men 97 has really been going great, I'm loving it! Something I really like that I noticed recently was just how efficiently each episode manages its 20-30-minute runtime, it's another sign the show-creators put a ton of effort into the whole thing ^^ Now, my favorite platonic yandere of the week...is gonna be Beast. Always. I don't have that nifty little nickname you gave me for nothing :> Right, I'm going to be completely honest with you...I have no idea who/what Marvelade is, but, sure, if you're interested in how they'd handle the very introspective and fascinating 'What If' series, I'm all for it ^^ I've been doing very well, thank you for asking! :D And how about yourself? How've you been in the span it took me to respond? Anything new going on? ^^ In terms of topics I'd like to talk about, hmm...what do YOU think of the X-Men 97 show? =p
I am alright 😊 I planted a rose bush (I hope I did it right), and I've made a new AU...😅 That's a specialty of mine, isn't it? I have been catching up on some much-needed sleep, though, so it's good. As a kid, sleep wasn't as exciting; when you get a bit older, it is very much a necessity. I sometimes wondered as a kid, if adults at work and jobs had a mandatory nap time, if that would help with their stress? I was a weird kid, to be fair, but i think younger-me made a point to older-me.
I think X-Men 97 is doing pretty swell! It's using their time very well, as you said! Thirty minute episodes, yes! And there are a few curse/cuss words/adult words... So that's fun, in a way. The characters... I think they're sticking to their core personalities, which is good. They're acting the way they did in the Animated Series, and the show fits that theme, just a few years from then. I like Morph. I like Roberto. Older Magneto is looking well for an older guy, and now im sure he and Xavier at least had a QPR (queer platonic relationship) in that universe. Wolverine is grouchy and working on being a dad, so that's great. Jubilee is awesome, that never changes. The Jean Grey/Madeline Pryor thing was handled better than the comics did! (Yes, I actually know about that, yay!; I know a bit from the comics, just not, well, a lot😅). And I like that they can part on nice terms; let these people be friendly and have friends, darn it! Beast is still the same sweet, Shakespeare-loving furry scientist we all love (he was humming/singing classical music, that's a plus, and I didn't know I wanted that until it happened!) Storm lost her powers... I think she might get them back? But I'm not 100% certain. Maybe... 75% certain? Scott needs a vacation, a therapist, and possibly a few cups of relaxing/night-time tea, if not the whole package (he needs sleep and therapy, and I hope he gets it, poor guy needs a break-) So... Yeah, I think they're doing right by the series, they're using their time wisely, they kept the characters on point/in-character, and I can't wait to see more!!!😊💛💙
(I hope you are okay, Beast Anon! Thank you for checking up on me, and I wish you the best this week! Have a treat:🫐🥧🍓🥞🧃)
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jakexneytiri · 5 months
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yay i’m glad you got to sleep in !!! i’m also running errands today :) i got home from college late last night for thanksgiving break so it’s surreal to run errands here for the first time in 3 months lol i’m a little under the weather right now, but life could be worse, so i’m chillin
-🍄anon <3
hehe thank you :’) i really needed that extra sleep
!!!! thanksgiving break! ah so nice, i hope it hasn’t been too stressful with (midterms? finals? tests in general!)
i loved that feeling of coming home from college for the holidays 🥹
awwee i’m sorry to hear you’re feelin under the weather!! that time of year :(( make sure you’re taking your vitamin c and mix some hot water, orange juice, sleepytime tea, and honey and drink it before bed! 💘
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Hi, it’s me Fanfic Anon #2. I saw that there was a request for some grandkids fluff. (Thank you, kind Anon for your kind words about my writing 🥹) Hope you all enjoy!
He smiled as his littlest grandson stopped squirming in his arms, settling as he was now seemingly distracted by something.
“What’s up, little buddy?” He asked, mesmerized as his little mouth formed a perfect little “o” his hands starting to move from the blanket where he had him swaddled, little fingers grasping at his finger.
“What are you looking at, huh?” He smiled as the little one gurgled, fingers grasping on to his trinity ring.
“Oh? You like that, don’t you?” The little boy giggled in reply.
“That was a gift from your Mamie, and it’s very special. I have worn it every single day since she gave it to me way before you were born. And every time I look at it, I feel all warm inside because it reminds me how much Mamie loves me.”
He kept talking while the little one kept playing with the ring, “I’m going to give you my first piece of grandfatherly advice, you ready?
“One day, you are going to meet someone. And you may not know immediately that they’re The One, but that’s okay. One day you’re going to know. Trust me. And when you do - don’t listen to anyone else. Follow your heart. I know your Mamie and I have never regretted it. And you should know, no matter what the rest of the world thinks, your Mamie and I will always support you and love you.”
“Within reason,” he heard his wife correct from the doorway.
“Chérie!” He objected, scandalized.
“Well I don’t want him to marry a murderer!” She defended.
“Okay. Well I don’t think that’s likely to happen,” he laughed before turning back to their little one, amending, “we will always love you and will support you - as long as you don’t marry a murder. Better?” He confirmed with a smile.
“Better,” she smiled as she joined him on the couch.
“How was the tea party?”
“Long. I finally got her to wrap up the princess tea party to go down for her nap. But I love spending time with her like that, just one on one. Speaking of, how are my men doing?”
“Oh we’ve been fine! We’re having a great time over here, aren’t we buddy?”
“He not going to answer you yet!”
“I don’t know. He’s a pretty smart boy, he already has latched on to one of the most meaningful things I own. So at least he has good taste,” he looked with kind eyes towards where his grip was still strong on his ring.
“Well, he needs to let it go. It’s nap time for him too.”
“Five more minutes,” he begged, putting on his best puppy dog eyes.
“We have him all weekend, chéri.”
“Fine,” he sighed, moving to stand up.
“And,” she started trying to sweeten the deal, “if we get them both down for an hour, than that’s an hour that you and I can -“
“Brigitte!” He interrupted scandalized. “Not in front of young, impressionable ears!”
“Then put him down for his nap, Daddy,” she stood up to kiss him, before pulling back to head towards their bedroom, “I’ll be waiting for our nap time.”
Hellooo fanfic Anon #2! ❤️
Yay for fluffiness! Double yay for fluffiness with the grandkids! Hahaha the little one playing with Emmanuel’s trinity ring and him telling the story...too adorable for words! 😍
Daddy Manu! *inserts daddy president poster photo*
Thank you so much, fanfic Anon #2! ❤️❤️❤️
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🍍🙄💗🍸🎬🍽️🍦for the random ask game please! Have a nice day!
Thanks anon, I'm hoping for a nice day but we never know when I'm living here 🤡🤡🤡
🍍 Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Absolutely NOT, hot fruit does not belong anywhere near pizza
🙄 What character from a movie/tv show/book etc. do you think was most like teenage you?
I would absolutely love to sit here and say someone cool like Beca Mitchell or even Velma from Scooby Doo, but I was probably a weird hybrid of Charles Boyle and Monica Geller and not in a good way dfkgjlkdfjgd
💗 What's your love language?
I'm not sure, I would probably say acts of service?? Food is my love language tbh, if I cook for you it's because I want you to feel cared for
🍸 What's your go-to drink?
Non-alcoholic is tea or Coke
Alcoholic is probably a rum and coke?? I don't really drink a lot tbh 🤷🏻
🎬 What's your favorite animated movie?
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🍽 What's your favorite dish from your state/country?
Oh British food... yay... 😂😂 I'd say lately that it's Corned Beef Hash because it's cold out and it's super warming (and also tasty)
🍦What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Do you add toppings?
Ben & Jerrys Chocolate Fudge Brownie 😋
Random Ask Game
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delusional-dingus · 1 year
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hello! @byler-barista-anon here :)
the holiday season has officially begun! what drinks are byler having on christmas day?
happy holidays,
- barista anon 💙💛
YAY YR BACK!!!!
so Will is definitely a warm tea and apple cider drinker (apple cider is top tear btw)
Mike likes pumpkin things (lattes, coffees, ect.) but won’t admit it (Will obvi knows) and he’s also a classic hot chocolate drinker (whipped cream, marshmallows and sprinkles)
christmas day they drink hot chocolate tgthr
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nottheweirdest · 1 year
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Hey! Same anon as the other day who recommended sleeping at last and others. Im so glad you enjoyed some of my song recs, it made me happy to read your reply to each song! Saw you wanted more so I'm here to do just that xD
I forewarn i bring more angsty sad songs, its all i know with these guys lol. I'll start off with what i picture as least to most
Congratulations - Blue October (Song is all about unrequited/missed love and having to move on from ever having that relationship filled with regret, applies to either haha)
Ghost in the Night - The Satellite Station (makes me think of sonic or shadow being free and scared to lose that and take the leap to the other)
Turning Pages - Sleeping At Last
The Scientist - Coldplay (total love song i like to think of shadow overthinking and just how fast life/love can come at you and to hold onto what you have and cherish it. Ps watch music vid)
The Night We Met - Lord Huron (ive said it before and i must again lol, i just love the angst potential from shadow outliving sonic, or something happening that their relationship ends and just loving with the regret. This hits that spot xD)
Amen - Amber Run (pure angst. One remains witbout the other. This song always makes me feels for multiple reasons)
Hope you enjoy these again! I have so much fun listening through music to find ones to send your way lately :3
Ahhh I'm so excited to go through this list!!! Also, sorry about the slow response! Last week was my last crazy week at work (in theory) for the next 8 weeks so I am gonna be able to be around more! Honestly, I listen to a lot of angsty music lol especially a lot of angsty folk type music. I actually recognize most of these songs! hahaha we're share a musical braincell I think. I haven't listened to Congratulations in a while, probably 10 years or something. It's funny when you hear music you used to enjoy and sing along too without fully understanding the lyrics, or understanding what the song is about. This is a great Sonadow break up song, or just in general I guess!🥺
Ooof Ghost in the Night was a definitely add to my liked songs. That's good stuff, absolutely my cup of tea and very similar to things I listen to. New music yay!! I could see this for Shadow especially, dealing with his PTSD. 🥺 Poor buddy. He needs a hug.
Turning Page is a fantastic song, this is definitely one I've got on my list already. High five for mutually enjoyed music! The Scientist is another one I am very familiar with. This was one of my angsty go to songs as a teen. It's such a haunting song and one of my favorite Coldplay songs ever. 💖 You're right on the music video too. All the feels....
Lord Huron is amazing, and so is this song. Definitely got all the angst factor. 💔 I went to a wedding once where the bride and groom danced to Ends of the Earth and I think it's a good Sonadow match too 💗
I listen to Amber Run a lot too (I told you you totally have my vibe figured out lol) and yeah... this song for our poor Immortal Shadow. 😭 I loved this recs so much! Never hesitate to send more over if you run across any. I love this stuff 😁
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blushroom-goddess · 1 year
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I meant pickles in my last ask, not picked 🤦‍♀️ but oh well
Yaaaaaaaaay, yet another friend acquired :33 no but I hope you’re having a nice day/evening today. I saw you post some sad things earlier today and while I don’t know what’s going on (and you’re absolutely not required to tell l me or anyone on here) I just wanted to let you know that even during the biggest hardships, there’s people looking out for you. Even if it’s complete strangers. And that may sound like a meaningless platitude right now and it probably is to a certain extent but it’s also true. I wish you all the best for today :3 sending you a biiiiiiiiiig hug and some flowers and tea
Also I’m still running around you but I’ll soon collapse from exhaustion SOOOOO I’ll dm you off anon when I get up tomorrow morning :3333
- J (actually that’s my middle name, my first name starts with L but they’re both lovely so I like mixing it up heheheheheheheh)
Can we still b friends if I say I don't like pickles lol. Yay friend (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠)
If you scroll far enough down you could probably get a sense of what I'm going thru. Thanks for looking out for me, stranger who is now my friend. I always have hope things will get better. My brain feels like sand. Maybe tea will help.
Seriously, thank you! Hope you rest well. I'm flailing my arms around with the amount of joy you've provided me.
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