why is there no rickroll alignment chart for gintama characters?
it's 4 am and i have crazy thoughts.
Gintoki always falls for it. He is straight up dumb when it comes to technology and if it has Ketsuno Ana's name on it, he's clicking.
Shinpachi also falls for it, but at some point starts becoming hella sus over it. Gets rickrolled over Otsu-chan a lot and wants to pass a law against rickrolling.
Kagura probably rickrolls everyone and is proud of it.
Sougo is the type to get creative with the links and hid a rickroll where you'd least expect it. Rickrolls the shit out of Hiji. Most likely leaves a recorder somewhere in his place and scares the living crap out of him in the middle of the night. Definitely has a competition with Kagura and they fight over who's the best rickroller. Hates it when his handiwork is confused with hers.
Hijikata is the biggest victim istg, I feel sorry for him. Might try to rickroll Sougo or Gin once out of spite.
Kondo LOVES getting rickrolled LMAO somehow he thinks of rickrolling as a good thing and always thanks people for it.
Yamazaki goes insane over rickrolling. Hides in his apartment with anpan and starts having visions of Rick Astley. poor fella
Otae got rickrolled once by Kondo who shared it with her, hoping it'd make her laugh. He is not with us anymore, god rest his soul.
Kyuubei tries to become a pro rickroller to impress Otae. Doesn't realize how much she hates it :/
Madao gets reverse rickrolled and loses his job. Someone (I bet my money on Gin figuring it out) sends him an inappropriate video that he assumes to be a rickroll, plays it at full vol -----> insta fired.
Soyo-hime is one of the top tier rickrollers across the nation. She thrives on people's hatred and discomfort, straight up super sadistic rickroller.
Matsudaira straight up shot his phone and dealt with it once and for all.
Isaburo was about to get rickrolled, but Matsudaira shot his phone as well.
Nobume just doesn't get it. She stares at it blankly, not understanding what's so fun about it.
Oboro is the same as her, but deep down he wants to try it out himself, and he does so on the WORST individual ever.
Utsuro just smiles for a bit and murders him.
Sacchan tried to reverse rickroll Gin-chan by filming a sexual video of herself and hiding it in a rickroll.
Zenzou avoids every rick roll swiftly and brags about it. Someone kicks his ass and he goes quiet.
Katsura doesn't get rickrolled by anyone ;-; if anything, he tries to rickroll himself and shows it to others as if it's an accomplishment.
Elizabeth feels sad and cringed, so she rickrolls him once through her sign boards. It was the happiest day of his life.
Tatsuma laughs at every single rickroll like an idiot and opens each one knowing exactly what it is. Shares them around and contributes to the insanity.
Mutsu bans every single post of his. Tries hard to gets his accounts suspended.
Takasugi actually knows how to rickroll! He most definitely learned how to just to spite Gintoki, who never really expected that from him. Tried to rickroll Bansai as well, but he only commented about the song and was mostly unfazed. Bummer.
Matako was the one who taught him how to. Secretely expects him to try it on her, but he never does ;-; laughs at other people getting rickrolled for sure.
Bansai, like I said, doesn't get it. He is like Nobume, but he feels bad about not understanding. Probably posts the song on his account just to be meta.
Takechi makes an anti-rickroll campaign as well to liberate loli vids and anime memes from it.
Kamui sees Kagura doing it and starts doing it to others as well, mostly Umibozu, Abuto and Takasugi (once or twice, he loves his adoptive father)
Abuto is forced to chuckle every time while internally screaming W H Y
Tsukuyo has a fate worse than Matako. She learned what it was, learned how to do it, sent it to Gintoki, and was left on read.
disclaimer: this is a shit post. i have no idea why i wrote it and i'll probably forget all about it the day after. tagging is gonna be nightmare. oh boy ;-;
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