#xyz shitpost

[mentally-nutty-pyrobot]

BATH TIME!!

featuring in order: @physically-robotic-medic @physically-artificial-medic @physically-synthetic-engibot @emotionally-anxious-spybots

#emotionally xyz mercs #mentally nutty pyrobot #tf2 #team fortress 2 #roleplay #rp #animatic #shitpost

[physically-american-soldier]

DEAR WHOEVER KEEPS SENDING ME LETTERS THAT SAY “smurf the cat”

I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TRAVEL TO YOUR LOCATION. AND THEN I WILL ARRIVE. THEN I WILL KNOCK ON YOUR NON-AMERICAN (🇺🇸‼️💪) DOOR. AND THEN I WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR, AND I WILL SMASH THE DOOR! 💥💥 I WILL THEN GRIP YOUR NECK, AND STRANGLE YOUR COMMUNIST AIRWAYS WITH THESE VERY 💯% AMERICAN HANDS🇺🇸. AND NO, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A “smurf the cat” IS. WHAT IS A SMURF, AND WHY ARE WE DOING THAT TO A CAT⁉️ I PROMISE YOU, THAT I, JANE DOE, WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, AND I WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅 AND THE FREEDOM 🦅 OF THESE FISTS.

COUNT YOUR DAYS, BOY. I AM COMING TO FIND YOU. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅‼️ -SINCERELY, SOLDIER TF2 @emotionally-intuitive-engineer PLEASE ASSIST ME IN MY CONQUEST, ONE AMERICAN TO ANOTHER‼️

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 mercs #team fortress two #tf2 shitpost #tf2 memes #team fortress #womp womp #emotionally xyz mercs #smurf cat #I hope you lose your fingers #If you dont #I will rotate the s key on your keyboard so it is upside down

[rubypet]

#ruby shitposting #tf2 #team fortress 2 #meme #memes #tf2 fanart #art #ruby art #medic #medibot #emotionally xyz mercs #physically xyz mercs

[overly-australian-saxton-hale]

I do hope Overwatch doesn't appear forcing the tf2 people into a climactic battle letting us all show off our unique personalities in a heated setting

#tf2 meme #team fortress two #tf2 shitpost #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 memes #saxton hale #emotionally xyz mercs #overlyaustraliansaxtonhale #tf2 mercs #Overwatch sux #tf2 rulez

[emotionally-creative-rogue]

Update: me and @physically-robotic-medic were joking about Proto's (@lillypuppetchild 's medibot oc) and Medibot's height difference and he said this:

So...

Shenanies ensue

Borger

#tf2 fanart #shenanigans #emotionally creative rogue #tf2 #team fortress 2 #emotionally xyz mercs #team fortress two #team fortress #dexx talks #dexx shitposts

[chiptune-maestro]

Pascal and Sylvester from XYZ Robots are rivals to lovers!

based on an inside joke from the discord that i had to share

@mentally-vivid-spybot / @pillow-14

#physically synthetic engibot #physically xyz mercs #mentally vivid spybot #mentally xyz mercs #tf2 #tf2 mvm #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #xyz mercs #xyz mercs shitpost

[emotionally-clumsy-soldier]

Soldier boy off in this hoooe

WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROOOOLL

#emotionally xyz mercs #tf2 soldier #rp ask blog #team fortress 2 #incoming signal #tf2 #emotionally clumsy soldier #crack response #shitpost response

[technicalgator]

I guess GD didn’t survive the Loaded Dog incident after all-

#im so sorry i couldnt resist making this HAHA #GD is…sorta there pFFT #he might come back #who knows #but yeah dell is my pride n joy rn #sorry other blogs i own NSNFJAM #gator bellows #shitpost #emotionally xyz mercs #emotionally excitable guarddog #emotionally enervated conagher #tf2 #engineer tf2 #guarddog tf2

[emotionally-enervated-conagher]

"Bro don't let the springlocks get to you! I believe in you!"

“YIPPIE-“

Crunch

#NSNFJAJWJ #shitpost i promi HAHA #emotionally xyz mercs #blueprint discussions #emotionally enervated conagher #tf2 #engineer tf2 #dell conagher #m!a

[avephelis]

it is so hard being a leo hater when the whole world (tumblr dot com) always going "aww the bloobie patoobie" obliterate that faggot.

#okay silly shitpost aside (and we all know i do actually enjoy leon come on now) theres this minor thing i notice where like #theres this weird obsession with “umm leo has to be suffering the Worst because hes soo sad and tragic” #im not talking about whump or angst btw i mean when someone makes a post jokingly talking about the other characters #and people jump in like UMM ACTUALLY LEO WAS STRUGGLING THEN BECAUSE XYZ. that kind of thing. #like yeah leo has insecurities but hes also just kind of goofy and lame and arrogant. rise is an action comedy. he's 16. #idk my discourse days are behind me and its not as bad as ive seen in other fandoms its just kind of weird to me. TOXIC ARC OVER.

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.

#raj shitposting #i relate to will because hell is other people indeed all hail jean-paul sartre also infj and only child in a dysfunctional fam solidarity < #i relate to abigail because wtf my parents are not really okay i need help also only child in a dysfunctional family (father) solidarity <3 #i relate to hannibal because wtf that rude misogynist does NOT deserve to live also classical music poetry medicine and art history <3 #i relate to chilton because fml i really wanted to be like this person for xyz reason but now i just have an unsolicited rival who i like < #i relate to freddie because why not i love trolling people and making their lives miserable also journalism <3 #i relate to bella because wtf let me just die in peace why am i important to y'all you pieces of shit #i relate to beverly because there is def something up with this middle aged bastard ik it i just do #i relate to margot because jfc everyone in my family hates me for being a girl #i relate to alana because i'm gay and i did not know this til it was too late lmao #i relate to jack because wtf is going on why are y'all acting up #i relate to bedelia because i am surrounded by idiots #i relate to jimmy because fuck everything i love bees #i relate to brian because i have really groovy friends #hannibal

[physically-american-soldier]

I MADE POPCORN

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 mercs #tf2 shitpost #team fortress two #tf2 memes #team fortress #womp womp #emotionally xyz mercs #girl dinner

[rubypet]

Ottomatone

@physically-robotic-medic

#ruby shitposting #ruby art #emotionally xyz mercs #physically robotic medic #physically xyz mercs #medibot #tf2 #team fortress 2 #art

[meanya]

You can just put "explained" after anything and make an article out of it huh.

#i see so many articles and video essays like 'XYZ explained.' #and i see less and less topics that NEED explaining #five nights at freddy's explained. the animatronics explained. dead children explained. scott cawthon explained. saltine crackers explained. #anya rambles #shitpost #id included #id in alt text #fnaf #fnaf movie

[emotionally-creative-rogue]

Okay so I was scrolling and saw this post again- really quickly:

And Ibonly read half of the ask+ the name "Medic" and took it completely out of context- and thought that the ask was making fun of him for having bad eyesight and quickly assumed that Medic's glasses were stolen or something before I reread the whole post again. Enjoy my silliness

#emotionally creative rogue #emotionally xyz mercs #team fortress two #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress #dexx talks #team fortress roleplay #dexx shitposts

[biggestshadowkinnie]

I be hittin' mailboxes with bats n' shit though.

#tf2 #tf2 oc #he's shitposting again #emotionally xyz mercs #reference from somewhere #ooh he's mentally ill