#xxx hahaha

[phantangled]

him <3

#this is my contribution #to this video #HAHAHA #maybe I’ll come back with more #if you’re lucky #😉 #jk ahsjsjsdj #hope you’re having a lovely evening xxx #dan howell #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan memes #YouTube #dan and phil #phan

[jake-g-lockley]

My colleague pulled up with this, knife side down, in his scrubs pocket and I swore I was gonna run for my life

#absolutely terrifying #and unhinged #i love that man sm HAHAHA #jakeglockley personal xxx

[anovainspace]

hellbent!sans @astrokal

#undertale au #delivery! #sans au #frisk au #hellbent!sans #xxx!frisk #xxx!sans #the funny’s hahaha :D

[sprigatito]

what is having friends ??? and not crying when they don’t wanna sit w u every day ????

#the realisation that someone’s ur fp when u did what u could for them not to be ur fp #teehee bpd and me xxx #amb.txt #i am almost 26 n i get upset bc i feel abandoned by work friends HAHAHA

[hollytoshaw]

Can you do a smau where harry and y/n are just horny for each other all over social media and everyone makes fun of them

thank you for this anon. love this idea!!! hope you enjoy xxx

down bad | harry lewis

summary: y/n & harry being obsessed with eachother across social media

face claim: dua lipa

a/n: made this quite quickly so its a bit short but I hope its decent. keep sending in requests i love making these xxx

y/n_username posted a photo!

liked by wroetoshaw & 540,204 others! y/n_username who likes my new mug? tagged: wroetoshaw

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taliamar BYE

freyanightingale too funny

chrismd10 where do i buy one? for research purposes...

wroetoshaw so true

r0sielewis i feel sick

faithlouiseak i need one that says slut for ethan asap

geenelly you make me die

sidemanxfan LMAO I NEED THIS

harryxlewisfan y/n too real telling the world she's a slut for her mans

w2slover need a relationship like theirs

ynharryfan oh ffs harry control your missus

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liked by wroetoshaw & 540,204 others! y/n_username maldives with my personal photographer xxx tagged: wroetoshaw

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taliamar so pretty!!!

faithlouiseak so gorg babe

freyanightingale i'm in love with you

wroetoshaw so fit

wroetoshaw sit on my face

wroetoshaw like actually ↳ y/n_username time and place? ↳ tobjizzle aye whats going on

sidemanxfan HARRY'S COMMENT???? ↳ sidemanxfan2 Y/N'S REPLY????

harryxlewisfan the horniest mf's ever

w2slover acc dying at this interraction

ynharryfan i know they're laughing in the maldives rn ↳ sidemanxfan2 or shagging

behzingagram i cant believe my eyes

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liked by callux and 810,560 others wroetoshaw i've got the world's fittest girlfriend, that's all i've gotta say. see ya. tagged y/n_username

zerkaa simp

y/n_username 💙💙💙

miniminter cringe

chrismd10 i thought i was your fit girlfriend?

sidemanxfan HARRY???

harryxlewisfan 2 years of no posting and this is what he posts...so down bad

w2slover i mean look at y/n who can blame him???

ynharryfan not a day goes by where i'm not jel of what these two have omg

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liked by ksi & 639,348 others! y/n_username just a collection of my fave harry pics that i'd thought i'd share because i've got the FITTEST man??? like just look at his face. i'm so in love pls come home from ur sidemen shoot soon tagged wroetoshaw

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taliamar get a room

freyanightingale lmao simp y/n

chrismd10 i love these pics also

wroetoshaw so true omw home now

sidemanxfan y/n speaking facts

harryxlewisfan these two make me sick hahaha

w2slover did y/n mean to post these on her main account

ynharryfan oh ffs harry control your missus again

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a/n!: thanks for reading sorry it's really short but hope its okay xoxo

#w2s #wroetoshaw #w2s x reader #harry wroetoshaw #harry lewis #harry w2s #sidemen #w2s fic #w2s imagine #wroetoshaw imagine #wroetoshaw oneshot #hollytoshaw #chris md #arthurtv #sidemen x reader #anon

[re-bon-bon-san]

Happy Birthday, @huskersbar ! <3333. I love you my sweet baby. I hope you enjoy your cute little cursed blinking loaf that I spend 3+ days on, hahaha. Thanks @lu-lus-duckies for helping with the animation. <333 @nunalastor @voxthepope @the-aprilfools-bitch @et3rnal-ash @fujillamaparadise @lucifersruberduck @xluciferseyeshadowx @xxx-angie @butterflies-and-roaches @hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow @lilithandsappho @velvette3 @xoxo-ashur-xoxo @leonidele-rambles @voxtek-enterprises @helluvautism @theroachking2930

#Hazbin hotel #Cursed cat alastor #toad eye blinking #blinking #cat loaf #animation #happy birthday #Hazbin Hotel Alastor #Hazbin Alastor #art #digital art #tumblr only allowed 10 mb so sorry if its not the best quality oops #i have been sitting on this too long #imma go touch some grass now #im so proud of myself #my art #personal #bon bon draws

[spicyclover]

Boobs in Boobland

Summary: Jealous Lance is something else

Hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me know in the comments section!

Thank you! :)

Lots of love, xxx Spicy Clover

The holidays suit you well. You are relaxed, you are rested, and above all, you are satisfied. Oh yes, you are satisfied. After complicated weeks, the summer holidays have finally arrived. You can’t be happier. That’s why you didn’t tell Lance you were going under the French sun for the next week. You two, on a beach, near the sea, away from the city's noise, pollution and gossip. Tranquillity is all you’ve asked for this year.

You’re sunbathing on the beach and sipping a cocktail on your second day. The orange colour reminds you of the burning sun of last night, the sweat on your skin, the salty water on your lips and the lust of Lance between your legs. Since you arrived on the sunny coast, you don’t stop. It doesn’t matter when and where, as long as the urge is there. There is letting go of what you like from Lance, which gives you uncontrollable desires.

You feel the sun caressing your skin, your hat on your head to protect your face, and you listen to the sound of the waves that will come. You hear the pages of Lance’s book turn one after the other in a steady rhythm. That’s what you love about a vacation. That need to do nothing, on a beach sipping cocktails all day. You inhale deeply before you get on your stomach. You close your eyes and feel the sleep wave carry you out to sea.

Lance gradually loses his attention from his book. He does not like to be inactive for too long. He does not want to do anything for hours; it is already the second day. He leaves his book and observes the ocean in the distance. He doesn’t want to swim. He doesn’t want to read. He doesn’t want to do anything. He sighs as he looks at you. Your breathing is slow, and you’re gone. He finds it useless to wake you up after all. You’re the one who wanted his vacation. He watches families playing with their children. He watches young people playing volleyball. He watches the waves collapse on the sandbar. Boring.

To forget his boredom, he heads to the bar. The bartender quickly takes his order and looks around him distractedly. A strange feeling of someone watching him overwhelm him. He turns around and meets the look of a young woman. She is beautiful. Brown hair, hypnotic eyes and a smile to make any loyal man yield. Lance smiles timidly before turning his eyes away. A few seconds pass before he feels a hand on his shoulder. He jumps and curls at this contact, which is not his. He quickly turns around to meet the eyes of the young woman who has just crossed his gaze.

"Lena," she says with a cheerful smile. Lance clears his throat before responding. She knows that Lance is uncomfortable, and it makes her giggle. She presses her hand on his shoulder again as she approaches him. "We could. You know. Go somewhere else."

Lance’s eyes widen at this proposition, and he looks around him, hoping to find help. The woman passes her hand lazily over his arm, and he blushes intensely. "She's attractive and yet totally terrifying." He thinks. He begets before politely refusing the tempting proposal. Lance swings her hand back toward the bar. He turns around, hoping she will go away and get the message. He grabs his phone quickly. She doesn't waste her time and goes away, probably searching for her next target. He grabs his phone quickly.

To love :  You’re never going to deviate from what just happened! Lancelove: What?!? To love :  Some girl just hit on me. 

You look up at the bar, where you can see a glimpse of Lance at the bar next to a gorgeous mannequin.  

Lancelove: Oh cool! Is she pretty?  To love :  Well, yeah! Pretty creepy. Lancelove: HAHAHA! Good for you.  To love :  Not jealous? Lancelove:  Should I be?  To love :  No.  Lancelove: Then no. I love you, and I know you love me. Why would I be scared of a random girl?  To love :  Don’t know… Lancelove: Love haha! Stop worrying. You did nothing wrong. But if she attempts something else, she will feel my fist. To love :  Hahah! Coming soon.  Lancelove: Good! Take your time. I’m talking to Chad. 

It is low of you, but you can help it. 

To love :  Who’s Chad?  Lancelove: A surfer. He’s nice!  

You smile at your text, knowing Lance too well. He can’t help but be jealous of other men. It’s not your first rodeo with this. You never mind Lance being hit on by girls because you know he is coming back home to you at the end of the day. 

To love : 

K. 

Lance’s heart missed a beat. How dare this « surfer » to talk to you? Everyone knows you’re his girlfriend. He pays the bartender before heading quickly to the loungers where you are. He hurries by your side, and you laugh when you see his eyes looking for this famous Chad. You take your glass from Lance’s hands.

"Not funny,"

"Oh yes! You should see yourself." You giggle, sipping the drink. 

Lance’s gaze comes down to your chest, which is exposed to the open. He likes your breasts. He can spend all day and all night cuddling them, but it’s his. No one has the right to see that part of you reserved for him. He didn’t spend months chasing you so you could show up on the beach, let alone on social media.

"What are you doing? Put your top back on!" He says, taking his towel to cover you.

You raise your eyes to the sky by grabbing the towel with your hand to stop him. You rest your glass on the small bedside table between you and turn to him again.

"Lance, look around. There's nothing but boobs for as far as the eye can see—boobs in Boobland. Nobody cares about mine."

"They will when they're on the cover of some sleazy tabloid." He growls in his beard. He gets up and picks up your things quickly. You look at him in shock. You certainly don’t understand this change in attitude. Yes, you know he’s jealous, but at this point? "All right. We're going back to the room." You don't argue more and put your shirt on.

He reaches out, and you catch his hand. You walk quickly to the hotel room. He does not exchange words the whole way back and even in the elevator. His hand grabs yours tightly. A feeling of apprehension invades you, and you do not know what to expect. The floors go up, and you can’t help but get a thousand scenarios in your head.

The doors open, and you walk quickly to your room. He lets go of your hand and locks himself in the bathroom, leaving you unpunished. Well, this is confusing. All this jealousy thing for nothing? Not even sex. He's just upset. This is a real bummer. You are about to turn your heels when the bathroom door opens again, and Lance looks at you. His eyes are black with desire. It’s hard to swallow when you look at what’s in his hands.

Handcuffs.

It has been a while since you've used those. You’re not a fan of this masochism. You don’t like to be held against your sandstone. You want to touch, smell, taste and see. You tried a few times with Lance to please him, but you failed to feel the pleasure he brought you each time.

"On the bed." His voice is dark. You swallow again, but you do as you're been told.

You sit at the edge of the bed, waiting for him. Lance is not satisfied with what you’re doing, so he grabs you firmly by the thigh and lifts you up before letting go in the middle of the bed. He's above you, handcuffs holding your first grip to attach them to the bars of the bed. He squeezes a little stiff, and you whimper in pain. He intimidates you to shut up.

"You've been a naughty girl." He says, rapping your shirt off. You breathe deeply. Your chest is no longer covered. You feel the breeze of the wind entering the room, making you curl. Or is it Lance’s greedy look that makes you think that? "You don't want to be a naughty girl, don't you?"

You look at him. You wait for the rest. The excitement goes up a notch. He plays a game. He knows how to make you want, how to make you come without even touching you. He knows your weak points.

"Answer me."

"No, Lance."

"No, who?"

"No, master."

From that moment on, everything becomes an intense blur. All you remember is how many times you moaned unnamed. The number of marks he left on your body, grabbing, sucking, getting hard. The overstimulation feeling you can't deny. He's the real deal.

You didn’t even take the time to go down to eat. A simple pizza did the trick. He fed, pampered, and loved you with all his being. He showed you that you belong to him and that he belongs to you. It was around the stroke of midnight that the handcuffs left your sore wrists, and you were finally able to touch him.

You spent the rest of your night loving him. In the early morning, exhausted by the scorching night, you stayed in bed. It is he who finally dragged your bodies to the bathtub to take a relaxing bath.

"I'm sorry." He whispers in your ear.

You giggle a bit, sore from the previous night. You use your strength to turn to face him and grab his head.

"I must admit. It is the first time the handcuff made me come."

#lance stroll #lance stroll x reader #lance stroll x you #lance stroll smut #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 smut

[kate-inhaler-1975]

Missy Moo and the Vegas Crew - Matty Healy × Reader

CW: Some inappropriate language. Literally nothing else unless you count dad!matty and cuteness as a warning xx

WC: 2,051 words

A/N: This is my first time posting on here, and I'm not used to this at all, so please be kind, I'm giving it my best shot, hahaha xxx

Finally. Me time.

A solid hour, maybe even two hours, just to myself. To self indulge in a packet of Cadburys Oreo Bites and a glass.....or two, of mine and Matty's favourite bottle of Red Wine.

Being in a hotel room suite wasn't the same as being at home in our shared living room, but it'll do.

Normally, being in Vegas would mean partying, drinking way too much, and maybe renting out a larger than life limo for all of us to get wasted in going from bar to bar and casino to casino....but I guess you could say things are a bit different for us this time around.

I let out a sigh of relief as I plopped down onto the large cream coloured couch in mine and Matty's suite, casting the show I've been waiting for all year round onto the 65 Inch TV.

I couldn't help but kick my feet excitedly like a child when the theme tune of The Great British Bake Off started playing. A childish grin also spreading across my face as I took a lengthy sip of my glass of Cabernet Sauvignon.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing." Matty's tired voice spoke suddenly, making me jump out of my skin and nearly causing me to spill the wine all over myself and the perfectly cream coloured couch.

I felt like a deer caught in the head lights. I felt like a child being caught doing something that they really weren't supposed to be doing.

I was watching our favourite show....without him. In his eyes, that's the lowest of the lows.

"I- ummm- i-.......sorry." I gave him an apologetic smile while shoving 3 small Oreo Bites from the bag of sweets into my mouth.

"Yeah, right! You're not sorry! Why were you going to watch it without me!" He pouted, his muscles flexing as he crossed his arms over his naked torso.

My eyes, obviously, travelling over every inch of his perfectly sculpted body.

I gulped loudly, my mouth going dry from the effect he has on me. After 8 years together, he still has such an effect on me, which is slightly pathetic.

"I'm sorry baby! I haven't had a second to myself all day, and tomorrow you guys are playing the festival and that's another day gone by where I don't have a second to breathe. I was just being really selfish, I'm sorry." I explained, pausing the TV and getting up off the couch to embrace him.

As I shuffled over to him with my fluffy socked covered feet, I could see his eyes scan over my appearance.

To me, I was at my worst. Wearing his oversized navy Nike jumper and a pair of pyjama shorts underneath with my hair up in a clip, my skin breaking out like crazy even though I am 32 year old woman, but to him I was at my very best.

"You're actually to fucking cute, Y/N." He chuckled as he brought me into his embrace, his arms wrapped tightly around my waist and his face in the crook of my neck, while I rested my head on his shoulder, breathing in his natural scent and running my nails up and down his back lightly.

"And you're too handsome Healy." I giggled quietly, placing a gentle kiss on his temple.

We just stood there like this for a few minutes, taking in each others presence for what feels like the first time today.

"Can I tell you something, Gorgeous?" He whispered against my neck, placing a gentle kiss on my collarbone when he stopped speaking.

"Anything, my love. Anything you want, I'm all ears." I smiled, scratching the hairs at the nape of his neck. Letting out a a slightly high pitched breath as he began to suck slowly on my collarbone.

"You smell like baby powder."

Is he being for fucking real?

"Healy, go and shite!!" I laughed loudly, pushing him away from me as he also laughed hysterically.

"What! You do! It's not a bad thing, just thought you should know." He kept laughing, leaning forward with a hand on his stomach.

"Alright, alright! Whatever! Now, are you going to get yourself a glass of wine or what? Because if you don't get your arse in gear, you can go back into the bedroom and I'll watch Bake Off without you. I don't care." I teased, playing with the strings of his grey joggers as I held in a laugh, knowing how he'd react to such a statement.

"Fuck! Go sit down, I'll be two minutes max, baby. Don't start without me!"

He wasn't joking. He practically skidded across the marble tiled floor to reach the wine, nearly falling flat on his face.

He grabbed a packet of Doritos from the snack box quickly as well, and then there he was.

Sprawled out beside me with his legs over the arm of the sofa, glass of wine resting on his stomach, and his head in my lap facing the TV with eyes glimmering with excitement for the new season.

"Ah, look! Didn't know I was on this season of Bake Off." He commented as someone named Matty appeared on the screen. His facial expression showed that he was clearly proud of himself for such a joke as he smugly took a sip of his wine.

"Wow, that was a good one, babe." I laughed, even though it was terrible, but it made me laugh nonetheless.

The more the show went on the more he got into it.

He gets more and more into it every year, and I find it to be one of the sweetest things about him. He gets invested in everything I'm invested in on purpose.

"Jesus, fair fucks to Dan. I couldn't make a cake like that." He sat up straight, leaning forward and staring at the chocolate fudge cake that one of the bakers had made in complete awe.

"Yeah, he's a good one. I really like Abbi and Cristy, though. They're really strong bakers. Oh! And I love Allison Hammond being on it now."

We did our own commentary through the whole show. Both me and Matty nearly wetting ourselves laughing over someone making a lobster cake.

As the first episode came to an end, it was announced that Dan, definitely Matty's favourite for the moment, was Star Baker.

"Yeah! Fucking come on! I'll bet fifteen quid on it that he's this years winner." He rubbed his hands together enthusiastically, turning his body to face me.

"Matt, sweetheart, it's literally one episode in. He could be shite next week."

"Sssshhh, don't say that! Dan is such a lad, he has this season in the bag!" He shushed me, placing a finger over my mouth as he tutted in disapproval.

"Daddy, who's Dan?" A small voice yawned from the corner of the room where the door to our bedroom was. Confused as to what was going on in her sleepy state.

"Rosie? Sweetie, what are you doing up?" Matty cooed as he got up quickly to go over to our three year old daughter, scooping her up into his arms and carrying her over to the couch me and Matty were sitting on.

"Couldn't sleep. Missed Mummy and Daddy." She whined quietly, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes with her small fists.

"Aww, we missed you too, baby girl. Do you have your blankie?" I smiled sweetly with loving eyes at our daughter, rubbing her cheek that wasn't against her dad's shoulder with my index finger.

"No, Uncle Ross has it." She whimpered with sudden sadness at the realisation that the reason she couldn't sleep was because she didn't have her baby blanket tucked up beside her.

Ross probably still had it in his carry on bag after it fell out of her hand while she was asleep in my arms as we were getting off the plane early this afternoon. He picked it up in an instant knowing his mini best friend would be distraught without it.

"Uh oh! We'll have to do something about that, won't we angel?" Matty spoke gently to her as he matted down her messy brown curls with the palm of his hand.

"Mammy's on it! I'll ring Uncle Ross, and he'll have your blankie here in no time, baby." I placed a kiss on her cheek before heading into the bedroom to get my phone off of my nightstand.

He answered the phone in seconds, apologising for not giving it to me or Matty earlier, and promising he'd be there in minutes.

"All done, my love!! Your special delivery is on its way." I reassured her as I sat back down beside Rosie and Matty.

She didn't reply, and I could see the way her eyes fluttered that she was close to falling back asleep in her dad's arms.

Rosie was 100% identical to her dad. From the brown curls to her witty personality and she even had the same freckle/birthmark on her left cheek like Matty.

The amount of love I felt in my heart for my sweet girl was overwhelming, and her looking exactly like the love of my life made my heart burst at the sight of her even more.

"Is she asleep?" Matty whispered as his eyes focused to the right of him where I was, but keeping his head resting on top of Rosie's.

Before I could answer his question, Rosie answered it for me.

"No, no, Daddy. I need to see Uncle Ross first." She protested, but the sleepy drool that was escaping the side of her mouth and onto Matty's bare shoulder said otherwise.

"Is that -"

"Drool? Yeah, she's drooling." I finished Matty's sentence, clasping a hand over my mouth to stop myself from laughing at my daughter's sleepy state.

"It's okay. Only when it's my princess, though, isn't that right, RoRo?" He murmured against her forehead.

It took all the effort in the world and in her little body to nod her head yes, rubbing her head slightly aggressively against Matty's shoulder to try and cuddle into his embrace deeper.

She clearly began to become uncomfortable while trying to wait for Ross to return her blankie, and she was a fidgeting and crying mess.

Clearly, sleep deprived and feeling super uncomfortable because of it.

"Ssshhh, it's okay. Don't cry, baby. Uncle Ross will be here soon, I promise. I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere." Matty tried his best to lull her back into some kind of comfort, but there was no hope.

The only thing that stopped her from letting out a large sob was the very musical sounding knock on the door, which I'm assuming must be Ross.

I was quick to get to the door, not wasting a second longer that could be a second that my daughter spent with her blanket.

"Ross, thank god you're- oh....hi, what are you guys doing here?"

Ross stood right in front as George, Adam, and Charli stood behind him, all of them in their comfy attire and wearing sleepy smiles.

"Well, we thought we'd have a bit of a sleepover until Missy Moo gets back to sleep." Ross spoke innocently, a wide smile spreading across his face as he tried to get a good look into the room and spot Rosie.

"Oh, and Matty texted George saying you were watching the Great British Bake Off, and if you think I'm missing out on watching it, you are so wrong." Charli piped in.

I was quick to welcome them in and Rosie was more than happy to see her uncles and her aunt Charli walking into the room to spend time with her.

I didn't bother to explain me and Matty had already finished the episode. I just replayed it without arguing, finding it funny how a bunch of grown men could be so obsessed with a baking show.

I glanced over to my left to see Rosie now fast asleep, her face smushed up against Matty's shoulder that was covered by her blankie, and her right hand holding onto mattys left index and middle finger loosely.

Was this like any normal trip to Vegas that we were all used to?

No.

Did I get to have an hour of peace and quiet to just myself?

No.

But would I change any of this for a moment of silence and selfishness.

You bet your arse I could never do such a thing.

#matty healy #the 1975 #matty healy fanfiction #matty healy x reader #matty 1975 #matty healy fluff #dad!matty #matty healy! dad #ross macdonald #adam hann #george daniel #matty healy fanfic #matty healy x you #matty healy x y/n #matty healy oneshot #matty healy imagine

[prettypei]

hi i'm here to request again! may i have another drabble with gojo, choso, yuta, kashimo and kamo! could you please write about how he accidentally discovers that gender neutral s/o is a good singer and used to be in an award-winning school choir? thank you!!

some context: s/o doesn't like to brag or even care enough to behave like that, so he isn't aware of the fact that s/o is an all-rounder and has many hidden skills and talents! (it's all thanks to their hardworking, passionate nature but also having countless hobbies due to their curious personality)

oh i just remembered... regarding the previous request, gege once said that gojo is canonically good at everything so he doesn't want to be too involved or attached to things. i think it's safe to say that he's actually good at cooking hahaha

plot: them with reader who's good at singing; fluff

reader: gn! Reader

characters: gojo, choso, yuta, kashimo, kamo

warnings: kashi’s is a bit angsty at first

a/n: HI ANON!! Your requests are so cute to write yayaya! Fun fact: I was in the school choir in elementary! also I want to believe that gojo is vulnerable in some aspects of his character so he doesn't get too cocky LOL but I'll keep that in mind so I can write more accurate reqs :3 also for those who want to request in the future: this is the last post I'll accept with five characters since this was submitted before I changed my rules!!

✰GOJO

Normally, Gojo doesn’t press his ear to others doors, but normally, Gojo doesn’t hear a lot of amazing singers singing live. Gojo was at your apartment, and he wanted to give you a fright since he was supposed to leave 15 minutes ago, but now, he’s entranced by your voice. At first, he was shocked by your amazing voice, because, could someone really be that perfect? Attractive and a good voice? He just won in life! "Baby?" Gojo coos while knocking on the door. There's a reluctant pause before you open the door. "Gojo? Aren't you supposed to be gone?" You try to hide your bashful face with the brush in your hand. "Not the point, where did you learn to sing like that babe?" He smiles. "Well... I used to be in xxx choir.." Gojo's eyes widen in surprise as he feigns a dramatic gasp. "You mean... like the one who won the national competition?" "Yeah that's the one." You answer nonchalantly, as if it wasn't such a big deal. Gojo then wraps his long arms around you, mumbling about how "my baby's so talented" and "I have such an amazing partner". "Stop that, weirdo." You giggle while burying your face in his chest. "What else are you hiding from me?" Gojo's eyes twinkle as he says those words.

✰CHOSO

Choso should not have came here. You had reassured him that "It's fine! Go out with your family once in a while babe" but in reality, he preferred to spend some time with you. But when he brought this up to you, you said that you had something busy tonight. Busy? What did you have to do today? Animal Shelter? No, that was on Thursday mornings. Coffee Shop? No, that was on weekdays. Cheating? Choso feels guilty for even thinking about the idea of you cheating on him, but you had just disappeared so mysteriously that he didn't even have the chance to question you. So now, he's at a bar with his brother. "Choso! Have you tried the food here? It's delicious." Itadori grins while holding up a can of coke. "...no, not yet." Choso mumbles halfheartedly. "mic check, mic check!" The whole club goes silent as the manger steps up on the stage. "Hello! Welcome to xxx club! Can I hear a big round of applause from the audience?" The crowd around him erupts in cheers and Choso covers his ears. "Welcome, all! So today, xxx club has prepared a lovely guest that has been in high demand since the start of the year! Lets welcome... (name) from xxx choir!" Choso swears that his mouth fell to the ground as you waltzed onstage with a microphone. What? You're a singer? He's still in disbelief...and he loses it when you start singing. Choso had never head such beautiful singing in his life before... okay maybe it might be the fact that you're his s/o but still! The crowd erupts in cheers as you take a bow. In that moment, Your eyes meets Choso's and you give his an almost secret wink. Choso's whole face is red as he tries to hide his face with his hands. You and him were definitely gonna have a little talk tonight.

✰YUUTA

"I hate escape rooms..." You mumble while clutching onto yuuta's arm. "You were the one who suggested this for date night, remember?" Yuuta chuckled. “Shut up… and wipe that smirk off your face!” You hiss. “I’ll go find clues in this room and you go look for ones in another room, Kay?” Yuuta suggests. The bth of you split up, and you find a key. You rush to find your boyfriend, but… “BOO!” “AHHHHHH!” Yuuta falls to the ground, belly-laughing as he just gave you a heart-attack. “WHAT THE HELL?” You shriek. “You’re so-!” “I know, I know.” Yuuta smirks before grabbing the key from you. “Let’s head to the next room, shall we?” The both of you unlock the door as Yuuta starts flipping through the cabinets. “(name), I think-(name)?” He turns his head, confused to see no one. All of a sudden, he hears a creepy singing behind the door he came from. Its high and weird, like a little girl speaking, which does definitely not sound like your voice. Although the singing is good, he’s too creeped out to appreciate it, so he takes a chair in self-defense and opens the door, surprised to see you. “(name)?? B-but y-your voice-“ “I have many talents yuuta.” He shudders as you speak in that voice again. “Where did you learn how to sing like that though?” You shrug mysteriously. “Let’s head to the next room, shall we?” You tease before giving him a kiss on the cheek. Damn, he loves you.

✰KASHIMO

Kashimo doesn’t doubt you. He really, really doesn’t but when you had signed up for the national singing competition rather than the city one first, he asked you to think twice before going onstage, the biggest performance of your life happening in 5 minutes. “Kashi I’m gonna be fine!” You reassure him. “(name), I mean this in the nicest way possible, don’t go.” It was then when he knew he struck a nerve. “Kashi, can’t you just support me for once?” You mumble. “I just…” he grits his teeth as he musters out the words. “I just don’t wanna see you get hurt. I’ve done the same thing before… rushing into battle before I’m prepared… and I paid the price. I don’t.. wanna see it happen to you.” You eyes soften instantly as you press a kiss on his cheek. “Kashi, I’ve trained for a long time… plus you’ll be here for me right?” You grin. “(name)? You’re on.” A staff member pushes you onto the stage and all Kashimo can do is pray that you won’t get hurt. But as soon as you start singing, Kashimo knows, he knows that his worrying was for nothing. You sing like a bird flapping its long and delicate wings, spinning and spiriting into the wind, as if it was really where you belonged to. He watches in amazement as you channel your voice to the highest note, the whole crowd screaming as you do. And as the judges clap and the audience cheers, a certain someone pushes the guards away and engulfs you in a tight hug, to show you how much you meant to him.

✰KAMO

“Kamo! I bought your favorite…!” It’s pretty funny seeing your once stoic boyfriend be reduced to a sniveling mess, but you can’t help but feel pity for him. “Babe *sniffs* s’ okay, I can do it myself-“ “Say ahhhhhh…” you tease as you serve a spoon into his mouth, airplane style, earning a blush from him. “Shut up…” He hissed. “I’ll go cook some more chicken soup, Kay? Gimmie a sec.” You left his side to serve another bowl, and that’s when Kamo heard the most beautiful melody of his life. It was bittersweet and kind, a smooth mixture of love and…home. When had he ever felt at home before? Probably only with his mom or you. Sure, his eyesight was blurry and he has a raging fever, but he’s pretty sure that that wonderful melody is coming from you. “(name)?” He whispers when you come back. “Hmmm?” You sigh as you feed him another spoon. “Can you sing that melody you were humming again? It was…nice.” You nod as you start humming along to the tune, head bobbing up and down. Perhaps being sick wasn’t so bad after all.

#pei writes 🖋️ #jjk #jujustu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk kamo #jjk kashimo #jjk yuuta #jjk gojo #jjk choso #choso kamo #yuuta okkotsu #hajime kashimo #gojo satoru #kamo noritoshi #gojo x reader #kashimo x reader #yuuta x reader #choso x reader #kamo x reader

[rocknroll7575]

Guardian Ghost AU: What if Arslan, Reese and May hear about Jaune's wet dreams about them? How would they take it?

Reese: *Blushes slightly* J-Man thinks about me like that!? Does he feel the same way about me then...?

May: *Blushes Heavily* He has dreams about me!? I'm a bit surprised... I-I'm not much to look at but... it is flattering though *Hides in her hoodie*

Cardin: *Rubs his head* Ugh... I swear having two female teammates in love with the same guy is giving me a headache!

Qrow: *Appearing out of nowhere* Welcome to the club kid

XXX

Weiss: Ugh, Arslan, did you hear that Arc had a dream about you?

Yang: VB what!? HAHAHA! Oh, man! I bet it was something creepy!

Pyrrha: I-I don't think that's nice Yang, Jaune's a good guy, he can't exactly control what he dreams about

Weiss: Still, he's very much a dunce, If he didn't have a chance with me, I doubt he has a chance with Arslan *Turns to her Teammate* What do you think, Ars?

Arslan: *Gets up from table with a blank stare* I don't want to talk about this, it's annoying and frankly boring *Leaves*

Yang: Guess she's also pretty creeped out

Meanwhile:

Arslan: *Punching a punching back with Jaune's face as she blushes heavily* STUPID BLONDE! DAMN YOU! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE!

#rwby #rwby guardian ghost au #reese chloris #may zedong #cardin winchester #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #arslan altan #rwby au

[juneviews]

I think scene between TenPrem, when Ten back with drinks is improvised. Especially the part when Ten leans towards Prem and he flinches.

Off, said Gun actually flinched. It must be an improvisation on Off's part. And Gun was surprised.

if it's improvised it makes it even cuter bc gun is known for being flinchy around his neck area haha! in the theory of love bts, when drunk khai has to kiss his neck, they had to restart many times bc gun laughed 😆 in this case, off targeted gun's weakness hahaha how cute 🥰

xxx

#answers #cooking crush #cooking crush the series #offgun #theory of love

[kindestofkings]

never go out of style

josh jenkinson x stylist! reader

authors note: I had loads of fun with this one! this one is for the josh girlies. also its so fluffy, as all my stuff is, life is sad enough so my fics will probs always be soft lol !

bryantartists

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bryantartists we just wanted to re-introduce our wonderful SENIOR stylist. yourusername has diligently carved out her place in our team, harry_lambert's prodigy is stepping into her rightful place!

Her work ranges from musicians to actors, and we're just as excited to see what she gets up to !!

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yourusername such a pinch me moment !

harry_lambert the hardest of workers

yourusername never a hard task working for you <33

1975fan1 omg is she still working with matty? I miss those outfits

1975fan2 fr the part of the band outfits where so dark.. yourusername heya lovelies I'm not currently working with sir healy for the up and coming album! we are friends tho so if things get too dreadful I'll step in xx trumanblack too dreadful wtf is this..

yourusername

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yourusername incase you dont follow bryantartists, I've been PROMOTED! they did a truly lovely post featuring some of my clients but I had to note my love for the boys who to a risk on a no name stylist who was looking for her first client. inhalerdublin a girl never forgets her first 🤠 (@eli please give the leather jacket a rest some more xx )

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joshjenkinson_ thanks for making us look cool

yourusername its easy making the cool cooler 🫶

ryanmcmahon_15 too big for us now 💔

yourusername for you ryan NEVER bobbyskeetz fr we do not have the budget for you anymore.. yourusername I tell you to drop the trackies for free EVERYDAY

elijahhewson you'll have to pry that leather jacket out of my cold dead hands.

yourusername you MANchild inhalerfan1 dont fix whats not broken I say

yourusername posted to their story!

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elijahhewson now why do I also feel targeted by this 1975fan1 please please date him!

trumanblack posted to their story!

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yourusername I know I made this and practically forced you to post this, but thank you hahaha yourusername I didnt think far enough ahead tho cause all your fans think we're dating 😭😭 trumanblack ouch what does the secret boyfriend think of that? also you're not my type sorry love xxx yourusername 🙄🙄

inhalerdublin

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inhalerdublin we are back to work and yourusername has removed all leather jackets from the premises... the withdrawl symptoms are kicking in.

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yourusername MWHAHAHHAHAHAH

yourusername inhaler girlies bare with me, it'll be worth it I promise !!

inhalerfan1 I'm so obsessed with you, I'll do anything you say.

elijahhewson really regret hiring her again

joshjenkinson_ I dont bobbyskeetz oh well we all know you dont joshie 😏 joshjenkinson_ literally stfu inhalerfan2 ooohhh now what is this

inhalerdublin

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inhalerdublin love will get you there. link in bio.

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inhalerfan1 people died.

inhalerfan2 🤯🤯

inhalerfan3 sooooo excited omg

bryantartists

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bryantartists inhalerdublin for british gq styled by yourusername !

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inhalerdublin wow are we cool...?

yourusername the boys killed it as per 🔥🔥

yourusername joshjenkinson_ you are lucky you're so cool or I'd be more annoyed about the leather...

joshjenkinson_ I feel so special &lt;;3 bobbyskeetz what about me am I cool too?yourusername hahahaha robert don't make me laugh!!

yourusername

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yourusername a gift for the inhaler girlies !! so I usually get my clients to send me pics of their outfits, for the portfolio and what not. but the lads pics have gotten increasingly more dramatic over time, so I guess enjoy ? 🤷

tagged: inhalerdublin

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inhalerfan1 you are the peoples princess thank you

inhalerfan2 josh looks so cute in the second pic awwww

yourusername stop I know he can do it all, cause look at the serve in the third pic!! inhalerfan2hahahah OMG hi! I love that you're a secret josh girlie bobbyskeetz nothing secret about you being a josh girlie yourusername for once in your life SHUSHH

bobbyskeetz feel like you could appreciate these masterpieces more

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joshjenkinson_ glastonbury bits.

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bobbyskeetz now when oh when did you see our favourite stylist.....

ryanmcmahon_15 suspicious that it was kept a secret... elijahhewson huhhhh wonder why were we left out of this little rendezvous ?? bobbyskeetz care to comment sir jenkinson ??? joshjenkinson_ jesus cause you act like this 🙄

yourusername wowww i've made it to the insta :o

joshjenkinson_ is this what they consider a hardlaunch...? elijahhewson a HARDlaunch ?!?? yourusername the DRAMAtics

yourusername

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yourusername later in the summer, I sit beside the sea

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harry_lambert well earned break, you never stop!!

yourusername says the one haha! pleasing, love on tour, zara collab, gucci editorials... the list goes on and on xx

elijahhewson huh good lyrics them

joshjenkinson_ whos picture are you looking at?

yourusername no picture needed I've real thing infront of me, which is wayyy better bobbyskeetz yall are sick

inhalerfan1 oh not my wife soft launching a MAN

inhalerfan2 omg imagine it was josh!!

inhalerfan3 so random wtf inhalerfan2 no hear me out! shes a self proclaimed josh girlie !!

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inhalerfanclub guys GUYS so I just thought id post these here incase some of you dont follow josh on twitter, BUT LOOK HE'S SOFTLAUNCHING A GIRL

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inhalerfan1 wow i dont know how to feel..

inhalerfan2 these photos are so delicate I cant

inhalerfanclub fr to be seen in this point of view ! a need!!

inhalerfan3 I am CONVINCED its yourusername, their recents are such similar vibes !!

inhalerfan1 wait no you're right inhalerfan2 and that dress is soooo something she'd wear, our stylish queen <3

yourusername

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yourusername give it up for josh jenkinson (my fella !)

and my boyfriend's boyfriend (robert keating 🙄)

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joshjenkinson_ haha what happened to the soft launching

yourusername its no funnnn I've pictures to post god damn it ! joshjenkinson_ <333

bobbyskeetz oi whats with the full name

yourusername stop stealing my boyfriend and I'll stop using your full name 😤 bobbyskeetz no way I was here first yourusername but I'm WAYYY cuter bobbyskeetz and I have nicer hair !! yourusername damn I've been bested joshjenkinson_ I think you have beautiful hair love x bobbyskeetz thank you yourusername thanks love inhalerfan1 hahahah this is the best thing ever

inhalerfan3 ohh it feels so good to be right

trumanblack finally can the people stop shipping us now?

1975fan1 yeah we were so wrong, he's wayyy better for our mother yourusername ahahhaha imagine getting abuse from your own fanbase

-finished-

would LOVE to know you're thoughts! come chat about this fic or even ideas you have for my next one??

#josh jenkinson #josh jenkinson x reader #inhaler oneshots #inhaler band #inhaler imagine #inhaler fanfic #inhaler dublin

[anovainspace]

i’m having too much fun with the incorrect quotes generator

hellbent @astrokal

#undertale au #delivery! #sans au #frisk au #hellbent!sans #xxx!frisk #xxx!sans #the funny’s hahaha :D

[cyberagentchaos]

PERNAH DENGAR FRASA MASTURBATION BUDDY ATAU JERK BUDDY? - PART 1

Baru-baru ni aku berhubung semula dengan kawan baik perempuan aku masa aku mula-mula kerja kat company ABC dulu. Dia masih bekerja kat sana dari mula kenal dulu sampai sekarang dah lebih 11 tahun sedangkan aku dah berpindah randah ke company lain demi sesuap payslip. hahaha. Company tu adalah company kedua aku selepas internship aku tamat. Masa kat company pertama (internship) dulu aku tak ada rezeki untuk disambung kontrak sebab tiada kekosongan jawatan walaupun bosses kat situ berkenan dengan cara kerja aku. Yelah kan budak baru habis belajar. Intern lagi. Mestilah rendah diri kan. Kerja pun bagi sehabis baik sebab muda dan sangat bersemangat untuk berikan yang terbaik dan berkorban untuk syarikat haha.

Okay berbalik kepada cerita kawan baik aku tadi. Untuk memastikan nama dia kekal rahsia aku namakan dia Nurul Quratul Nadzirah. Aku panggil dia macam-macam nama. Nurul la, Atul la, Zirah la..last-last aku decide panggil dia Zirah je senang haha. Zirah ni masuk kerja lebih kurang sama dengan aku beza dalam beberapa bulan je. Aku masa tu fresh from university dan kira masuk-masuk lepas interns tu jadi eksekutif muda la. Yang zirah ni pulak dia masuk sebagai Pembantu Tadbir sahaja dan masa tu dia dah habis diploma dan dalam proses nak sambung ijazah sarjana muda la. Kedua-duanya masa tu masih bujang dan belum kahwin. Aku masatu dah putus pun dengan ex girlfriend masa kat universiti dan masa ni masih belum kenal dengan future wife lagi haha. So sementara aku masih single tu aku pun enjoy hidup sebagai anak muda di perantauan. Habiskan duit untuk game, karaoke, makan, pakaian dan porn hahaha..porn masatu aku sibuk kumpul DVD lagi..banyak jual kat kedai-kedai yang aku tau boss dia kaki simpan DVD jenis XXX haha..

Aku masuk kerja dulu sebelum zirah ni masuk. Jadi masatu aku pun belum ada kawan sangat. Pergi mana-mana pun sorang aje. Waktu breakfast sorang-sorang, lunch pun sorang-sorang. Memang ada eksekutif lelaki dan perempuan lain yang ajak makan sama jugak tapi dorang ni selalu sangat keluar. sikit-sikit lunch mesti nak keluar..aku malas sebab jem teruk masa lunch ramai keluar jugak..masa ada sejam je.. mana la cukup..jadi kalau dorang nak makan luar aku malas nak turun cafe pejabat je.. Setiap kali lunch aku sama ada makan sorang kat cafe atau aku bawak naik atas makan atas meja pejabat..Camtulah rutin harian aku sampailah zirah masuk kat unit aku, masa hari pertama dia lapor diri aku tengok muka boleh tahan comel dan manis orangnya. Rendah sedikit orangnya, bertudung sopan, kulit dia tak putih tapi cerah..baju kurung sopan..senyum manis je..peramah dan bijak orangnya (dekan setiap sem). Masa tu aku jenis pemalu nak bertanya itu ini lebih-lebih kat dia sebabnya aku takut dia tak melayan. Yelah perempuan baru masuk kerja, muka boleh tahan lawa dan comel. Tentu-tentu sama ada dah kahwin, dah tunang takpun paling kurang dah ada boyfriend jadi takdelah aku nak melebih-lebih. Aku diamkan ajelah. Hari pertama dia masuk dia masuk time hujung-hujung tahun camnilah, bulan 12. Masatu ramai staff lain pergi bercuti jadi tak banyak tempat untuk dia rujuk berkenaan system application. Masatu staff baru kena register dalam internal system pejabat tu supaya kalau nak akses apa-apa files atau pekeliling ke, nak apply cuti ke atau buat tuntutan kepada syarikat mesti melalui sistem dalaman. Kira canggih jugak la untuk tahun tu dan zaman tu..company intern aku dulu pun pakai manual form lagi kena isi pakai tangan..haha.. Selalunya benda ni team HR dan ICT yang uruskan termasuk setting desktop pejabat. Oleh sebab team ICT pun ramai yang cuti, jadi dia pun berpaling pada orang paling dekat iaitu aku. Haha. Kalau ikutkan aku pun nak cuti tapi baru masuk beberapa bulan kan takkan dah minta cuti panjang dah kot haha so dari situlah bermula kitorang berkenalan. Jadi aku lah jadi orang ICT, aku jugak la jadi orang HR haritu haha. Sebabkan aku pun dah lalui proses tu masa aku masuk kerja dulu jadi senang la aku nak ajar dia apa kena buat.

Lama-kelamaan aku dengan zirah ni makin rapat la jadi aku tahulah semakin banyak pasal dia. Lepas dari haritu setiap hari aku akan breakfast dengan dia, tengahari tepat pukul 12.30 dia mesti terpacak depan meja aku ajak turun bawah makan. Dah macam isi dengan kuku la katakan tapi masatu aku tak berani lagi nak ungkap pasal boyfriend ke apa sebab aku taknak rosakkan hubungan baik kitorang. Aku anggap je dia dah ada boyfriend dan dia anggap aku sebagai kawan makan lunch sahaja. Nak harap dia single kang nanti aku pulak yang berharap lebih-lebih takut aku frust haha jadi lebih senang aku anggap macamtu. Keakraban aku dengan zirah ni bawak sampai ke telefon. Masatu Whatsapp belum lagi dikenalkan kat Malaysia. Ramai masih guna messaging services biasa (SMS). Jadi masatu aku kerap jugak topup setiap minggu sebab aku dengan zirah banyak borak setiap hujung minggu. Lepas waktu pejabat pun kadang makan malam kat gerai dekat dengan pejabat aku sebelum balik. Masa tu zaman Hot Tiket hotlink tengah popular. Jadi kejap-kejap aku turun dari rumah sewa aku beli hot tiket kat kedai telefon untuk pastikan kredit sentiasa ada untuk borak dengan dia. Kalau kredit aku dah habis, dia pulak akan call. Bila kredit dua-dua habis kitorang message je. Last-last habis sebab masing-masing tak beli topup kad.

Selang dekat nak setahun berkawan rapat, aku dengan zirah ni makin rapat dan dia pun dah mula send gambar selfie kat aku. Time tu hantar guna MMS (Multimedia Messaging Service) haha siapa masih ingat tau la..Telefon pintar masa tu baru nak naik..aku ni baru masuk kerja jadi skip dulu beli telefon pintar mahal-mahal ni..Aku ingat lagi phone pertama aku beli bila aku mula kerja tu adalah Nokia 701..masatu Nokia masih relevan la.. gambar dan video memang tajam buat masa tu..taksilap aku phone tu dipanggil symbian phones bukan smartphone..Bila nak jimat duit topup kitorang borak kat facebook chat. Senang sebab guna data dari duit (1 mesej satu sen). Jadi dia pun makin kerap cerita itu ini last-last sampai ke topik seks.

Aku pun tanyalah apa pendapat dia pasal seks semua. Mula-mula risau jugak sebab aku taknak rosakkan hubungan baik dengan satu-satunya kawan perempuan yang aku ada kat pejabat tu. Kawan baik pulak tu. Buatnya dia rasa tak selesa dan jauhkan diri dari aku kan dah malu je tak pasal-pasal. Jadi aku bertanya dengan cara perlahan dan tenang dan tanpa memaksa. Mula-mula seperti yang aku anggap zirah ni agak ketinggalan pasal isu seks ni. Bila aku cakap pasal blowjob, pancut luar ke pancut dalam ke apa semua dia taktau. CD Blue pun dia boleh taktau..apa tu? CD warna biru ke? cerita apa? Pelik kan.. rasa macam dia ni betul-betul perempuan melayu terakhir. Terlindung dari segala pengaruh budaya kuning...sampai la aku yang explain panjang lebar. Dia pun ooo macam tu ekk..ooo yeke..eee pelik-pelik..betul ke weh? Aku pun layan je pertanyaan dia dengan batang yang tegang la haha tapi tanpa bagitau dia la kan. Aku taktau la korang macam mana tapi bagi aku perempuan yang innocent dan tidak tahu apa-apa pasal seks lebih mengghairahkan daripada yang nakal dan open to sexual conversation...bagi aku awek yang jenis innocent tapi curious ni lebih mengghairahkan sebab kita tak tau macam mana tindak balas dia lepas dia dapat semua maklumat tu..boleh jadi dia pun lebih open dan lebih slutty dari awek yang dah tau semua benda tadi kan..

Last-last sembang punya sembang sampai ke topik melancap. Dia tanya aku pernah melancap ke? Sebab aku dah selesa dengan dia time tu aku pun terus terang dengan selamba..aku kata mestilah pernah weh..selalu..dia macam wow ye ke..ko melancap tu macam mana..aku kalau dapat soalan mcmni dalam mesej memang auto naik batang la...hahaha..dahla aku duduk sorang..jadi line selalu clear takde nak kantoi ke apa dengan housemate..pastu umur awal 20 an time tu memang libido berada di kemuncak..stim aje memanjang..asal ada bahan baru je..mesti layan sambil tangan dalam seluar haha..jadi berbalik kepada cerita tadi...dia tanya aku melancap lelaki tu macam mana..perempuan pun melancap ke..aku kata beza mestilah beza perempuan mana ada batang..camnilah aku kata..ko duduk dengan sapa? sorang ke atau dengan roomate? dia kata aku duduk satu rumah sewa 3 bilik dengan 5 housemate lain..aku kata haa ramai jugak..ada DVD player tak rumah ko? dia kata ada..aku pun bukak la CD blue yang aku kumpul bertahun-tahun tu..aku carik satu yang tunjuk porn star dia melancap lelaki dan perempuan, pancut dalam, pancut muka semua tu aku pilih sebab lengkap dengan pelajaran yang aku nak ajar dia..sebab memang aku kaki porn, aku ulang tayang hampir semua CD blue tu..jadi aku dah hafal pun jalan cerita dia..tujuan aku nak bagi dia tengok dulu video ni sambil aku ajar dia satu-satu sexual terms dan position dalam video tu...jadi sebab kan esok kerja aku kata okay zirah esok aku pass CD ni kat ko..aku tau rumah ko ramai housemate jadi pandai-pandai la ko tengok ya jangan sampai kantoi...😂😂.. dia pun bersetuju je...tak sabar nak tunggu esok dia kata..

[theemporium]

Hey I was wondering if you could do a bit of a fic of clingy Billy Hargrove at a party with his girlfriend and super fluffy and sweet. Like maybe he isn’t too big on PDA but for some reason at this party he gets superrrrr wasted and just gets really clingy and attached to his gf and keeps hugging her and kissing her in the middle of the party and she’s just like all giggly and like “Billy what has gotten into you”’idk I feel lie that would be so cute hahaha. Super fluffy and she takes him home and takes care of him

And maybe could you write one like this about Eddie Munson as well??

Only if you want to of course

Love your work btw xxx

hiya, baby! thank you so much🖤this was so soft, i hope you enjoy!!

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You were never much of a partier yourself, if you were being completely honest.

You enjoyed the odd party here or there, the excuse to get dressed up and put a little more effort into your appearance than usual. To have a couple of drinks, blast some music and dance with friends and strangers alike. 

Billy was far more sociable and outgoing than you were, he always had been even long before you two got together. And when you did get together, you found yourself attending a few more parties than usual, tucked under his arm for the night. 

So, it was fair to say you had dealt with drunk Billy Hargrove more often than not. 

You didn’t mind, especially when you yourself weren’t in the mood to always drink. You didn’t mind sitting back and letting your boyfriend enjoy himself, usually taking notes of all the embarrassing things he said and did to tease him about it in the morning. 

But this—this was something new to the both of you.

“That’s my baby!” Billy’s voice was unmistakable over the music as he shoved through the crowd towards the couch you were currently sitting on. “My pretty girl!” 

You raised your brows in amusement as your boyfriend came barreling towards you, falling onto the couch until he was pressed up against you. “How much have you had to drink?” 

Then, Billy fucking Hargrove giggled. 

“You’re so pretty,” he murmured as he stared up at you with glossy, starry eyes. He wasted no time in all but pulling you onto his lap, his arms wrapping you in a steel grip and the little curls of his tickling your skin. “Why did you disappear?” 

You frowned a little. “What do you mean? I’ve been here for the last hour.” 

“No, you disappeared,” he huffed and nuzzled his head into the crook of your neck. “Don’t do that again, I don’t like when you’re not with me.” 

“Christ, Billy, maybe the question is what did you drink,” you laughed as you wrapped your arms around his neck, your fingers fiddling with his curls.

“Nothing,” he huffed out, a loud smack placed on the base of your neck. 

“Maybe we should get you home,” you murmured as he continued to place kisses along the column of your neck—a little sloppy and wet. 

His head popped up with a shit-eating grin on his face. “Got some other plans?” 

“Calm down there, handsome, we are getting you into bed before you crush my ribs,” you snorted a little at the pout on his lips, his bottom lip jutting out comically. 

“What can a man do to get some lovin’,” he grumbled, letting out a whine as you wiggled your way off his lap and stood in front of him. 

You reached out for him, your hands grabbing his as you tried to tug him off the couch. “C’mon,” you spoke as you leaned down, your lips brushing against his like a teasing promise. “If you cooperate, you might get a lil’ treat.” 

His eyes darkened. “Yeah?” 

Your grin was feline. “Only if you’re a good boy.” 

Your laugh was lost among the sea of partiers as Billy quickly pulled you towards the car, eager and ready to go home.

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singer!y/n | harry lewis

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a/n: love love love singer x youtuber au my fave. also the song 'golden hour' mentioned in my head is the kacey musgraves one so if you need to imagine something listen to that!

requests: pls keep sending them in but don't send other blogs the same ones cos then we'll all be doing the same things xxx

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liked by wroetoshaw & 840,204 others! y/n_username back home with my boys before tour begins <3 tagged: wroetoshaw-

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tour day 1! - london, uk

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liked by taliamar and 982,029 others! y/n_username tour day one complete!!!! london you were incredible. ty taliamar for being the best supporting act ever. also big thank you to my biggest supporter for coming along with us, i love you lots wroetoshaw! see you in two days berlin!!!! tagged wroetoshaw ,taliamar

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sidemanfan4 ur so pretty 😍😍😍

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tour day 2 - berlin, germany

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liked by ksi and 832,029 others! y/n_username day 2 of the tour complete! berlin you were amazing. i love love love being in germany and this show made me love it even more. thanks to all that came out to support. next stop paris!!!

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sidemanfan4 😍😍😍

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tour day 3 - paris, france

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