Nicole: *sees Wynonna Injured* Oh, you poor thing
Wynonna: *woozy from blood loss* don't bring my financial status into this
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- Haught helloooo! It’s Friday night aka Wynhaught timeee! Where are youuu? Come on it’ll be fun!
- Oh hi Wynonna! You’re here early. What is it gonna be this time uh? Another boring movie? Another game of monopoly where you cheat at every chance you’ve got?
- First of all, I never cheated... unlike Waverly. And second of all, stop being so rude cause you’re actually going to love what I have in mind.
- I’d rather not know what’s on your mind... no offence.
- Ouch! Offence taken. Anyways! Remember how last week was my birthday?
- Yes??
- And remember what Doc bought me?
- OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! TELL ME THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS!
- IT IS!
- You brought your switch over??
- I diiiiid! And Mariokart duhhh!
- Oh my god it’s so onnn! Come on I’ll kick your ass!
- Uhm helloooo! I hate to break it to you Haughty, but you’re gay.
- ... So???
- Gays can’t drive, boo!
- Ahahahahah like hell they can’t. Plus this is a game, not real life so I’ve got all my chances. Game on, Earp!
- Game on indeed!
*A few moments later*
- Ahahahahahah seeee I told you I could drive!
- That’s only because you picked the rainbow road... tsss lesbian privilege...
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Hello my fellow earpers
What a wonderfull day
All hail our lord and savior Emily
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1 ticket for 1 ticket for
barbie whatever
please she’s seeing
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