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cywscross · 5 months
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I CAN TOLERATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE NEW DISCORD CHANGES EXCEPT THE FUCKING DARK MODE. THE NEW DARK MODE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM THE OLD DARK MODE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DARE TO USE THE SAME NAME.
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LITERALLY NOT EVEN IN THE SAME REALM BUT THEY'RE BOTH SUPPOSED TO BE DARK MODE?? IS THE DISCORD TEAM BLIND???
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qhorinhalfhand · 1 year
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found the world’s most insane greg stan on reddit.
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chuubacca-writes · 7 months
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Hi there! Could I request a smut of Barbatos smut? Oh with male reader. Possessive Barbatos tailfucking his lover?
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A/N - sorry it took so long! I just moved and also depression is a bitch. anyway, I did my best here. I've never written for a male reader before but it's such a hard thing to find that I decided to give it a go. The formatting is kinda rough because I wrote this on mobile but i hope I did okay!
Pairing - Barbatos x Male!reader
Summary - Barbatos sees a hickey on your neck and is overcome with the need to claim you as his.
Warnings - SMUT, minors dni, amab reader, male appendages, anal sex, tail play (wtf do you even call that?) handjobs, hickeys, choking (kinda, barb puts his fingers in your mouth), name-calling (reader gets called slut once), lmk if I missed any
Word Count - 1722
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Barbatos was restless. It wasn’t a familiar feeling for the demon. he was used to being calm, put together, and stoic. But he couldn’t keep his mind focused on his duties. He nearly spilled Prince Diavlo’s tea. Barbatos never fumbled with tea. It was all because of you. You had come by to have tea with him and the demon prince like you did every once and a while. He always liked it when you came over, it gave him an excuse to sneak sly glances at you when you weren’t looking.
That's what brings us to today. The tea kettle had almost slipped from the demon's gloved fingers and crashed into the young prince’s cup when Barbatos’ sharp eyes caught on the way the collar of your shirt just barely concealed a dark purple bruise at the junction of your shoulder.
A bruise that looked suspiciously like a hickey.
“Are you alright, Barbatos?” Diavlo asked. the prince’s brows furrowed at the uncharacteristic clumsiness of his loyal butler.
Barbatos recovered quickly, his composure sliding easily back into place. “Of course, no need to worry about me,” he reassured with a tight smile. But his mind was racing. Who could have put their hands on you? Which demon took what was his? It sickened him to think about anyone other than him touching you, kissing you, tasting you.
He had to excuse himself from tea that day, unable to look at you without his gaze immediately zoning in on the hickey.
The next time you arrive for tea, Diavlo is nowhere to be found, it's only Barbatos smiling politely and inviting you inside. Even you can tell there’s something different in his smile, but you happily join him for tea anyway.
You watch as Barbatos gestures to the table with an unusually tense smile. you hear the soft click of the lock and turn to see his long, gloved fingers on the doorknob.
“Barbatos what–” you start, confused.
He’s towering over you in a split second, eyes glowing with a possessiveness you’ve never seen before.
His hand hovering over the crook of your neck, the soft fabric of his gloves ghosting over your skin.
You’re breaths come out shallow, eyes blown wide as you stare at the man in front of you.
“What are–”
“Undress.”
Again your words are cut short by his rough voice. the command sending electricity straight between your legs.
Barbatos noticed the growing tent in your pants and his lips curled into a smug smirk. He shook his head, still smiling wickedly. “I’m waiting…”
You have no idea what came over you, but you stood and feverishly scrambled to tear your clothes off.
Barbatos chuckled. his sharp eyes catching on every little detail of your body when you finally stood naked before him. His smirk fell when his gaze landed on that bruise on your neck. He stepped closer. his boots made heavy, dominant thuds as he stalked ever closer to your already trembling body. His hand comes up to cup your cheek and you melt into the feeling, your head pressing into his touch. He would have thought it cute, and endearing if he wasn’t so irritated. Do you give away your affection so easily? Let demons leave hickeys upon your tender, human flesh without a thought? That luxury should belong to him and him alone.
His thumb brushes along your bottom lip and you assume he’s going to pull you into a kiss until he pushes his gloved finger between your teeth. You look up at him, eyes wide and innocent. “Take them off,” Barbatos growls and it takes you a moment to realize he means his gloves. Your teeth bite down on the tip of the glove, careful not to graze his finger. You tug, and he replaces his thumb with his index finger. You repeat the process until his glove falls from your mouth and his bare hand is again grasping the side of your face.
“Good boy.” He purrs before his hand moves to wrap around your throat and pull you close. close enough for his lips to meet yours in a rough kiss. The sound that comes out of you is undignified, but your eyes flutter closed when his forked tongue pushes its way into your mouth. Your hands instinctively move to tangle in his hair, but something wraps around your wrists and pulls them behind your back. You open your eyes to see that he has shifted into his demon form, his tail binding your wrists. Barbatos pulls away, his eyes practically glowing at the sight of you. lips red and kiss-swollen, panting, hair disheveled, completely bare in front of him.
“You look pathetic.” Barbatos observes, but his tone is amused, especially when you whine and pout and say “‘s your fault…”
He hums in acknowledgment, his hands moving to grip your hips and drag you into a sitting position– on his lap.
A whine escapes your throat when your erection rubs against his knee. precum smearing on his dark slacks.
“Look at you… making a mess.” he mused, his hand tangling in your hair and tugging your head back, exposing your neck. Now he gets to leave some of his own hickeys. His tongue dances along the column of your throat, teeth nipping and biting to wrench whimpers from your pretty lips. “Barbatos… please,” you beg. your neglected dick is throbbing for some sort of friction, hips bucking into the air of their own accord.
The demon simply chuckles at your predicament, tail still stubbornly wrapped around your wrists so you can’t take matters into your own hands. “You think you deserve to be touched? After all the teasing you put me through.”
Before you can ask “What teasing?” he’s flicking open a bottle in his free hand. You have no idea where or when he got lube, but you could care less about the logistics.
“But I need to see your face when I finally wreck you, so I’ll give in for now.”
He uncoils his tail from your wrists and shifts his legs so that you’re straddling him. He allows you to anchor yourself by holding onto his shoulders.
“Be a good boy and keep them there,” he orders. You nod. Something cold and wet presses against your ass, making you gasp and jolt into him, surprised. He lets out an amused sound, setting down the bottle of lube and letting his hand settle on your hip. You could see both of his hands, so what was–
You bite back a lewd groan when the tip of his tail pushes past the tight rim of your ass. Barbatos’s hand moves to wrap around your throat again, clicking his tongue.
“I want to hear all the noises you make, don’t you dare hold them back.”
His tail pushes deeper, brushing against your prostate. Your toes curl and you yelp, your face burying into Barbatos’s shoulder. Curses slip from your lips as Barbatos starts thrusting his tail in and out, setting a brutal pace that makes you arch and curl into him.
You uttered his name like a prayer, ironic, seeing as he’s a demon, but it sounded so sweet on your tongue. Barbatos grunted when your hand slipped from his shoulder, dragging down his chest and landing directly on his crotch, right up against his erection. It had been completely an accident, and when you noticed, you squeaked out an apology that sounded half-hearted with the way your voice tapered off into a whine.
Barbatos licked his lips, eyes alight with pure sin. The way he gripped your throat like you belonged to him. the way his fingers pushed against your tongue in punishment. the way his voice vibrated in his chest as he ordered you to “suck.”
You obeyed, of course. Lips closing around his digits and eyes rolling back when his tail rubbed against that sensitive spot inside you. His free hand wrapped around the base of your aching cock. at the same time, his fingers push deeper into your throat. You gag, tears pricking your eyes as a choked cry barely makes it out of your mouth.
“Getting close?” Barbatos asks, his sadistic grin and lust-blown eyes boring into you. You nod frantically, tears slipping past your waterline.
“Do you think a slut like you deserves to cum?” he growls, his hand squeezes your cock, pumping fast. You were going to cum if he kept at it. You tried to warn him by digging your nails into his shoulders, but he only sped up. His tail thrusting and his fist pumping. You let go with a strangled sob of his name, your hips bucking into his hand as you painted his shirt white.
Surprisingly gentle, Barbatos removed his fingers from your mouth. He slowly pulled his tail out of your abused hole, tenderly setting you down on a chair. Your brain was still hazy from your orgasm, barely able to keep your head up. You blinked down at Barbatos as the butler cleaned you up. he was already dressed in a fresh shirt and pants, looking as clean and professional as always. as if he hadn’t just fucked your brains out.
“Was I too rough?” he asked softly, helping you pull your pants back on.
You shook your head, looking at him through half-lidded eyes, a lovesick grin on your face. he smiles, his hands softly trailing along your chest. his fingers pause over the bruise on your shoulder. your eyes followed his gaze.
"like my bruise?" you asked, "mammon dropped a book on me when we were cleaning the library." your lips curled up at the memory. Barbatos stared at you for a moment before clearing his throat and handing your shirt back to you. "of course…"
you raised a brow, observing him inquisitively. you put the pieces together, a sly smile spreading across your face. "did you think it was a hickey? is that why you got all possessive of me?" you blushed and pursed your lips, giving him big puppy dog eyes. "of course not!" Barbatos insisted, but there was a light dusting of pink on his cheeks. you tugged on your shirt, standing and wrapping your arms around him, pressing a soft kiss to the demon's lips. "don't worry, Barbatos. I'm all yours…"
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babytarttdoodoo · 9 months
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kind of a rouge prompt idea but “i just told a story at work about my childhood that i thought was really funny but now everyone is super quiet and someone said i’m so sorry” but it’s jamie + the team edition. like he talks about a traumatising James Thing and has no idea how horrifying it is until they’re all like …… wtf
love your writing! <3
Thanks for the prompt (and the lovely compliment)!
I’ll preface this by saying I have next to no knowledge of dentistry and you should not assume any medical assertions made here are correct.
((I also feel like I should add that I finished this one off while more than a little tipsy.))
Enjoy the himbo chaos.
(Prompt Fill Masterpost)
“Ay, dios mio, it was terrifying.” Dani put an emphatic hand to his chest. “Earl. He still haunts me.”
“Thought you were over that, bruv.” Isaac frowned up at him from his usual spot on the locker bench.
“On the pitch, yes. But at night…” Dani shook his head mournfully. “I have dreams of being chased in the dark. I know it is him.”
“I used to have dreams like that.” Colin piped up, pausing in tying his laces and looking haunted. “‘Cept it was my nana chasing me, on her mobility scooter.”
A few people sniggered and Isaac clapped Colin’s shoulder. “That’s fucked up.”
“I never remember my dreams,” Sam mused. “But I have always been a very deep sleeper. My father says I was the envy of all other parents when I was a baby.”
“I have only ever had one nightmare.” Richard declared. “All of my beautiful little teeth fell out of my mouth and I was ugly. Who will kiss me if I have no teeth?”
“Who’s losing teeth?” Jamie asked, joining the conversation from the doorway with a furrowed brow.
“We are discussing nightmares,” Jan explained matter-of-factly, then turned back to Richard. “Dreams about losing teeth are commonly attributed to stress.”
Jamie shook his head, still looking confused.
“Nah, don’t get that one, mate. Your dentist can just stick ‘em right back in, can’t they?”
That sparked a round of horrified protests and Jamie flapped his hands like a conductor to quiet the rabble.
“Eh, eh, I’m right!”
“Actually…” Sam held up his phone, open on an NHS webpage. “Jamie is correct.”
The locker room erupted into disgust and outrage while Jamie grinned smugly and tipped his I,COG cap to Sam for the assist.
“Hold on, how did you know that?” Isaac demanded, staring at Jamie like he had two heads. That quietened the team a little as heads swivelled in Jamie’s direction.
“Knocked two of ‘em out when I were, like, 10.” He shrugged and tapped a fingernail against one of his front teeth in demonstration. “Mum’s friend were a dental nurse. Told her to put them in some milk and take me to hospital.”
“You were very lucky.” Sam commented, still scrolling through the information he had found. “A significant gap in your teeth can lead to premature ageing.”
“And what a tragedy that would have been, eh?” Jamie beamed, gesturing to his face. “To think I might have deprived the world of this top tier mug.”
Other players groaned and laughed, a few tossing socks or discarded shirts in Jamie’s direction while he ducked, sniggering.
“How do you know they gave you your real teeth back?” Bumbercatch questioned, with an air that suggested great suspicion of the dentistry profession as a whole.
Jamie considered that. “Fair point,” he conceded. “They feel like mine, though.”
“Wait, how do you even manage to lose two teeth at once?” Colin interjected, muffled by his fingers as he prodded his own mouth in confusion. “I’ve never lost any after my baby teeth.”
“Took a snooker cue to the face.” The team winced as a collective and Jamie nodded sagely. “Were pretty grim. Blood all over the pub floor and everything.”
“You were 10?” Thierry clarified, face scrunched up. “Do kids normally get into bar fights here?”
“Well, yeah, s’pose not.” Jamie shuffled in place, suddenly looking a bit uncomfortable. “Weren’t a fight so much. Dad took me in to watch a match and it all kicked off a bit.”
An uneasy quiet overtook the general hubbub and more than one face went stony at that revelation.
“Mate.” Jeff looked like he’d rather not be the one probing further, but had bitten the bullet anyway. “Your, uh, your dad wasn’t the one with the pool cue, was he?”
“Eh…” Jamie glanced around the room before answering. “Well, yeah. He was. But I’m, like, 90% sure it were an accident.”
Chaos detonated like a bomb.
Isaac and Richard jumped to their feet, one cursing in French, the other demanding to know how long it would take to get to Manchester. Colin seemed to be googling train times.
Dani had taken to rifling through his bag, looking for god knows what, and Thierry was strapping on his mask like it was war paint (he didn’t even need it anymore, he just liked looking scary).
Jan was a terrifyingly silent pillar in the middle of the storm and Sam… Well, Sam looked like he had been gutted.
“OI!” Roy’s bellow commanded immediate silence, players freezing mid-shout. He was framed by the door to the coaches’ office, arms crossed and typical glare set in place. “What the fuck is going on out here?”
“Close ranks!” Jamie all but squeaked, invoking a hallowed, sacred vow from the team to collectively shut the fuck up.
All eyes turned to Issac who, as captain, had the final say.
On balance, he decided it was probably best that their new manager didn’t get arrested for murder before the season even got underway.
“Agreed.” he finally acquiesced and the whole room affirmed their compliance sullenly. It just wasn’t worth the forfeit to cave in under Roy’s (very effective) glare.
“... right then.” Roy finally allowed, still looking at them all suspiciously. “Then get out on the pitch and stop wasting our time.”
Everyone clamoured towards the tunnel, eager to escape the intense atmosphere. All except Jamie, who was still hurriedly pulling on his kit.
He tried not to seize up when Roy sidled over.
“You’ll tell me later.”
It wasn’t phrased as a question and Jamie knew better than to take it as one. He slumped in defeat.
“Yeah. Probably.”
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bonefall · 1 year
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Oh, does wildfur live?
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[ID: the Better Bones AU version of Wildfur from Warrior Cats. He is a gray tabby with a "vest" mane around his shoulders, silver paws and muzzle, yellow eyes and whiskers, with a board tied to his waist with string.]
Not only does this dude live, he takes on the Great Journey while in that mobility device.
It's really important to me that, this time around, the Clans don't just leave behind every cat too "slow and weak" to make the journey lmao wtf
There is no question that Wildfur and any other elders and disabled cats will be going on the journey; only a discussion of logistics.
(And also ShadowClan's dark sense of humor, Tawnypelt returns telling them about the lake and Blackstar tells a sadistic joke about leaving behind 4 cats captured by humans, the Clan chipping in while suggesting more and more ridiculous cats to leave behind, like the elders, and Wildfur, and the kittens who aren't even big enough to fight yet.)
Wildfur has a very "rockstar" aesthetic and personality, he's pretty vain and prone to outbursts.
I kinda want Wildfur to have kittens; being an honor sire before his injury works, but I also like the thought of him adopting a kitten in the Lake territory.
Maybe a rogue's abandoned kitten, or a loner who was bit by an adder and left kits behind.
Cinderpelt and Littlecloud are responsible for making that mobility device! It's nowhere near as advanced as Briarlight's is. It's Version 1.
They're getting a little side parable at some point as they hatch a treatment plan together, which will include Wildfur getting chest infections from being depressed and sedentary after his injury.
The problem with V1 of the Mobility Device is how it tends to wear down the twine over time, and there's no way for Wildfur to put it on without help. It's also prone to occasionally getting rocks or thorns stuck under it, so he checks himself for unknown injury after an out-of-camp stroll.
It was still lifechanging though, and gave him the confidence to rejoin Clan life.
There are several points during the Great Journey where Wildfur is physically incapable of accomplishing certain feats, like mountain climbing. Blackstar carries him. All the big warriors take turns.
Wildfur has a pretty relaxing life after that. He's just a really interesting background character.
"Is there a reason he's an elder and not on Kitchen Patrol or something similar?" He doesn't have the patience for it, he just likes being an elder and doing whatever he wants. He still helps out here and there though.
Eventually he passes away of a disease at some point before Briarlight has her injury. He's fondly remembered, and Littlecloud explains to ThunderClan what her life will be like.
Unfortunately Millie still really doesn't take this well, she hears, "please be careful of catching any illnesses or sustaining injury to your lower legs and also we'll have to discuss how to keep yourself clean now that your dirtplace habits will be different" and takes it as "EVERYTHING ON EARTH IS A THREAT"
But, anyway, say hello to one of my favorite little background guys. I'm super fond of ShadowClan and their nasty humor and deep love for each other, I want Wildfur to have a ton of that in him. Looks mean, absolutely adores his family.
He's just a neat dude.
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transpanda-1 · 1 year
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TIMELINE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW KH BECAUSE THEYRE SMART (for @ashenberry)
In the beginning, a mobile game happened. This is universally seen as a “bad move” and everyone hated it
Anyway, Ventus jettisoned from said mobile game with some extra darkness(tm) in his heart because he didn’t settle his debt on his pay to win gacha dues
Cut to baldy mcbaldman Xehanort. He’s a weirdo obsessed with darkness, so he goes: “Eh. Guess I’ll rip the excess darkness out of this kid’s heart and make a new person or smthn”
Cut to him doing that. Vanitas born. Vanitas has no face, just kinda a blurry black blob with red eyes
Ventus goes “ow my everything existentially” and passes out into a death coma. Luckily though an actual baby Sora’s heart is passing by and goes “oh lemme fill that pothole for u. Googoo Gaga.” And Ven’s heart no longer resembles the Grand Canyon
Vanitas has face now, like Sora.
Xehanort’s like “boooo why don’t you die harder” and shoved Vanitas and Ventus together again when they were stronger cause he needed to form his super extra special car keys
Ventus goes “wtf die” and Vanitas goes “Okay. Your heart tho.” And Ven goes “wait shit.” And then his heart explodes
The remnants of Ven’s heart return to Sora, “heart pothole filler extraordinaire”, and asks if there’s no vacancy, then he’s let in.
CUT TO YEARS LATER AND A BETTER STORY
Teen Sora’s chilling on his island with his pals, [Girl] and bestest pal Riku who definitely doesn’t have repressed gay feelings for Sora that will result in an angsty apocalypse
Oops the apocalypse
Anyway [Girl] is a super bright heart and escaped apocalypse by chilling in the room next door to Ventus’s but still just a bit too far from the ice machine for convenience.
Sora figures this out and goes “ooh I hope this doesn’t wake anything tramsgenderly in me” and releases [Girl]’s heart from his, at the cost of needing to release his own heart
Cut to waking up things tramsgenderly OUT of Sora’s heart
Turns out this universe makes two things when u release a heart. Ur heartless, who has ur heart, and your Nobody, who has ur body. Very straightforward I know.
Because Sora had Ven and [Girl] inside his heart, his mom lets him have two Nobodies: Roxas and Naminè.
[Girl] restores Sora quickly so those two actual nobodies start out as blank slates n figure out their identities
And absolutely nothing else happened no siree
Some nobodies tried making a clone of Sora but it turns out his tramsgender vibes were off the charts and made a girl named Xion. She’s trans. She explodes. Queen.
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melishade · 1 year
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Wow, because someone has requested Shockwave What If's, it's became more interesting than Soundwaves and Starscreams. Then, can you tell us the next chapter of them ?
Previous Episode of the Dark Timeline
NGL, I did not expect this at all.
First of all, I didn't even think that I would be writing the Dark Timeline this far, or even that people would like it enough to continue! I wasn't even sure I would have a story for Shockwave! Second, I was expecting people to ask about Soundwave! The Chaos Timeline! I figured that would be that would be the one that was the most popular! But here we are!
So...what happens next?
Optimus' recovery takes a while. It hurts Eren greatly to see his mentor in pain and struggling to walk and keep himself upright due to the scarring, torturing, and being chained to a bed for three months without any mobility to speak of. Eren helps out where he can, but Eren can't help but feel bad.
Optimus is now partially blind in his right optic due to the Predacon. The objects he sees out of that optic are blurry and disoriented. He can't read out of it and he underestimates the distance. He flinches and reacts negatively if anyone tries to reach for him on the right side. It’s an adjustment for Optimus and for everyone else. The Survey Corps sit on his left shoulder, so that when he looks at them, he can see them clearly.
But Optimus is eventually able to move around without too much trouble. He immediately asks for a run down from the military about what has been happening on the island, and again, informs them of what Shockwave is planning. The military heads are more than happy to welcome Optimus back to help lead and fight again, but Optimus states that he still needs time to recover from his extensive wounds. He has no problem with providing assistance, but he’ll leave all major duties to Megatron. Megatron initially wants to protest, because again, he was forced into it and it felt as a last resort, but he’s stunned to find that the military is fine with this. Megatron’s proven to be responsible and reliable, and they can’t thank him enough for that. They’re just glad to have Optimus back.
Megatron never thought that he’d be trusted like this again. And he earned it. It felt good. 
Optimus then goes back to a training regiment, because his body is definitely weaker than before and he need refine his skill now that he optic is nearly shot to hell. The Warriors and even the Survey Corps are nervous about this, trying to talk Optimus out of it, but Megatron rolls his optics and attacks Optimus with his blade, which Optimus deflects with his own. And the two just go through the motions of a battle and Megatron just does not hold back. The Survey Corps are watching this in fear because they are worried about Optimus’ condition. The Marleyans/Warriors are watching this and are TERRIFIED!!!! Because HOLY SHIT! THAT’S WHAT THEY WERE GOING UP AGAINST IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Magath is literally thinking that he sent children to the damn lion’s den! He’s never been this scared before.
Optimus still loses that fight, as Megatron is exploiting Optimus’ weaknesses, but Optimus is grateful for that because now he knows what he needs to work on and continues to do so with him because he knows Megatron won’t hold back against him. Although the Survey Corps are chewing Megatron out. WTF Buckethead?!
The next thing that Optimus does is check in on Gabi, because he has no idea about her condition and it’s bothered him, but he couldn’t do much about it when he was recovering. Optimus asks Magath if he would be able to take him to her, and Magath is kind of confused at this. Why is this powerful metal titan asking him? Why not ask the Warriors? And Optimus replies by saying that they might still fear him due to previous combat experience. 
 However that is not the case when Magath shows up with Optimus in holoform. Pieck is stunned because she wasn’t expecting a visit. Reiner, fucking bows, which throws Optimus completely off. Reiner is in tears, thanking Optimus for saving Gabi, thanking Optimus in succeeding where he failed. And Optimus is begging for Reiner to stand. But then Annie bows her head too and thanks him. The commotion ends up bringing out the Warrior Cadets who are just in awe and swarm him, thanking him and asking him a million questions. Optimus is flustered by the attention, but then he notices Gabi, staring in awe and complete relief. She doesn’t recognize the holoform, but she recognizes that voice. How could she not? She quickly runs up to him as fast as she can, her body still recovering, and Optimus kneels down and she tackles him into a hug. She sobs in his shoulder while Optimus holds her close, both of them feeling this crushing weight whether or not the other was alive lifted. Optimus then tries to let her go so he can address the others, but Gabi just doesn’t want to and he ends up picking her up and carrying her as she continues to cry.
A few minutes later, Gabi ends up knocking out out of both relief and exhaustion, and this is the first time that she’s managed to peacefully sleep in a while. Optimus ends up putting her to bed before asking for a private conversation with Magath and the Warriors. The Warrior Cadets grant it, and it’s just the five of them. Optimus apologizes for his inability to rescue Porco at the time and his being held somewhere else. Pieck recalls Gabi’s description from when Megatron came by, and Magath realizes that Shockwave is at Fort Salta: an experimental site for airships and experiments in Marleyan technology. Wide open space with high mountains, it was the perfect place to run experiments, especially one on the Colossal Titan. Magath says that he’d be more than willing to provide a layout of the place from what he remembered.
Pieck them asks about Porco, and Optimus...reluctantly tells them that he fears for Porco’s life because of the dark energon inside of him. Optimus doesn’t tell them how abandoned Porco felt, but they all feel guilty. Pieck for not grabbing Porco in time, Annie for being held prisoner, and Reiner for not being strong enough. Pieck then makes a comment, asking if they get him back, would Porco be alright with working with the Flying Titan. The one who stole Marcel? And Reiner...cannot do this. He can’t lie like this. Not after everything. Reiner confesses that he lied about Marcel’s death. Megatron never took him. He died mere hours after they got on the island because of a freak accident.
Magath is angry at this! Reiner, the most loyal, lied?! He lied to his motherland! Magath is ready to chew him out, but Annie immediately comes to Reiner’s defense and tells him to cut the bullshit. Marley, Eldia! It was all bullshit! The title of Honorary Marleyan was an empty title, and Annie says that you employed Eldians to do their dirty work so they could keep their hands clean and feel good about it. Annie even challenges Magath: Who in their right mind would serve a nation that has done nothing more that mistreat, abuse, and kill their own people?! Do you really think that they would have stayed in Marley if there was any other option besides that shitty life?!
Magath retorts by reminding them about their freedom if they were to overtake Paradis, but Optimus who’s still in the room, demands Magath not lie to them, and tell them about the agreement. Magath says he doesn’t know what Optimus is talking about, and Optimus informs them that Shockwave found out about a secret plan found by world leaders to execute all the Eldians once they had control of Paradis. And the Warriors are angry. Annie demands if Magath knew about this, and Magath says not completely because he genuinely didn’t know. He didn’t have that type of clearance yet...but he did assume that it would have been a possibility. 
And Pieck, sweet, quiet, reserved, Pieck, punches Magath dead in the face, knocking him to the floor. Magath is stunned, but Pieck states that she never believed in Marley. She only became a warrior to save her father, and now she can’t because he’s part of Shockwave’s army. She never believed in Marleyan ideology, but she believed in the comrades she fought alongside. She had genuinely trusted Magath, and he knew that plan was a possibility and he was probably going to let them die. 
Magath tries to build up a defense, but Pieck continues, lamenting at the fact that they have no real place in the world, and their lives could very well be in danger if they managed to kill Shockwave. Divide and Conquer. That’s how humanity always is. Optimus then tells them that they, along with everyone else they know and care about, will be allowed to stay on the island, and he will ensure that they are all granted immunity due to the services they had provides in his absence. 
Annie and Reiner are surprised at this, but Pieck doesn’t care at the moment. Pieck then tells Magath that they will continue working together until this is over. But once they are done, they are done. He’s not allowed to talk to the Warrior Cadets. They won’t go back with him to whatever is left of Marley. If they want to remain in power, they figure it out on their own. They are done serving someone else. And Pieck warns if Magath even tries anything that she will kill him. Magath is in a state of shock, trying to reason that she wouldn’t do that.
“I’ve killed, for years, for Marley,” Pieck reminded, “I have the blood of thousands on my hands fighting your wars and doing your dirty work. What’s one more enemy to me?”
So Magath, no longer has a standing with the Warriors and Warrior Cadets. The Warriors make sure to tell their families of what Magath and Marley intended to do, and they avoid him like the plague. He’s alone, and the chance to rebuild Marley is completely shot. And Optimus is not to let him try and convince the other Warriors and Warrior Cadets that things will be different. He believes that they all deserve their freedom.
Reiner asks Optimus why he would even help them after everything they had done, and Optimus says that they were children with so few options. They deserve a life of peace and freedom.
Although the Warrior Cadets start following Optimus around like little ducklings now. It’s funny.
But there’s a problem now: Shockwave sent a message to the neutral ship (since he knows about it through Optimus’ memories), saying that he wants a private conversation with Megatron to discuss something important.
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rhube · 8 months
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WTF is this, @staff now when I click to read a post with a filtered word I leave dark mode and my light-sensitive eyes are seared with bright white just so you can make out I'm looking at a new 'tab'? I'm not - I'm on mobile! All that's happening is that you're injuring me!
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reggiestein · 2 years
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🕊🍓Angel Food Cake 🍓🕊
Please click for better view >///<
Wtf!!!!! Im making another post aboutb her.... Bc i wanna post a lot more abt her😁
She's a cake!!! Not a cookie! She just appears as one so she doesn't scare you☺
She's a fallen angel, she got kicked by her higher power and is not allowed back in. Now forced to live on Earthbread, she has no idea what she's doing
She enjoys the forest a lot and tries her best to stay away from cookies out of fear of how they'll react to her
She still ends up running into cookies like Fig or Licorice
Most of the time she can just hide from them and observe them from afar but she does get caught eventually (i have a fic abt this :| )
Shes a BIG cake, not like black pearl big but shes about a head taller than someone like Dark enchantress or Tea Knight
She glows softly in dark areas!! She has an opalescent irradiance
She ends up being friends with some of the cookies of darkness
Esp Licorice
She loves him
Shes good buddies with Dark Enchantress kinda, she thinks her ideals are right but her way of going about it is wrong
She likes collecting random items
And occasionally giving them to people she likes
She likes to practice different types of magic and finds it all interesting and useful
Mostly good at healing and using her divine lightning since it was taught to her as a learning angel
Naturally very curious
I have more but this post is getting really long and I can't figure out how to add a read more thing on mobile💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 thanks for reading yayy i hope u guys like her
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michu-writes · 1 year
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hi!!! i'd love an omori matchup!! :D
i'm an enfp 7w6 and my prns are she/her and i'm pan i have no preference at all!!!!! ^_^ my biggest interests are astronomy, astrology, anime + manga, gaming (pc mobile switch ps4), talking & being around people, and 🍃💨 HAHA :D
i'm very spiritual!!! and i love learning about philosophies and different views of the world!!! :) i love tarot as well ^_^ i'm always learning new things like that and i love to try different mindsets out if that makes sense!!!!! one time i heard "treat life like one big experiment" AND ITS JUST STUCK W ME :D
my personality can b described as talkative friendly optimistic joyful n kind!!! my mom n bff said im like a ray of sunshine & have a heart of gold (so sweet awh I LOVE THEM SM) :,) ❤️
my love languages are 1. acts of service but not anything big!!! small things like tying my shoes, or tapping my phone screen as it's turning dark!! 2. words of affirmation!! i'm super verbally affectionate!!! while dating someone i'd definitely need someone who would match my high affection levels!!! it doesn't matter if they show it behind closed doors or out to the whole world, i don't have a preference!!! :) oh and idk if this has any significance but my fav trope is bffs to lovers :D
I ship you with….
SUNNY ☀️ !
Sunny definitely needs an extrovert in his life (not like 99% of his friends already are) because he can get pretty awkward with another introvert if the other isn't as initiative, so having you by his side and kinda just leading him on would be really nice and helpful! It takes him a while to warm up with others, let alone fully gain his trust, so you both have probably been friends for a long time (maybe even ever since Mari was still alive), so that's your bffs to lovers lmao. There has been many people on multiple occasions saying it's ironic how his name is Sunny, and yet you're the sun and he's the moon. But you just tell them that just makes your relationship so special (it's true).
I have a feeling he'd really enjoy astronomy and astrology as well and would love to learn about it more with you. His favorite way of being teaching is with/by his s/o, it makes things less boring y'know!! He most likely watches anime as well, or tries to, so you guys would have movie nights and would probably spice things up by having small quizzes about the animes/mangas. And he loves gaming!! He doesn't have much money to buy that many games, so sometimes he just has to watch gameplays. But he'd love to buy whatever he needs to play with you. He also loves watching you play on your mobile or switch while you're both cuddling. He'll even let out a small chuckle whenever you fail or lose! Don't worry though, he'll give you a small kiss on the cheek whenever you win or complete something.
He's had a few philosophical questions about life during those 4 years of isolation, so he could discuss some with you if you want. But you're definitely more philosophical than he is, and he loves to just listen to you rant about it all day, he thinks it's really interesting! Like I said, he's always willing to learn new stuff with you.
He's never tried tarot before, but he has heard of it! If you know how to do tarot readings, he's just like :0!! That's so cool wtf? He'd love to get a tarot reading from you. He'd try to do read you too, but he'll just be confused.
Sunny isn't super big with words, I think we all have caught up to that now. So his words of affirmation isn't his biggest love language, but he's definitely more vocal around you than others. His love language would be physical touch. Simple gestures like hand holding, hugging, or just shoulder touching could just show how much he loves you. He's not big on pda, it's way out of his comfort zone, so he's mostly only comfortable with hand holding in public. But he wouldn't really care if it's around his close friends. Cuddles is a must!! That's his ultimate way of showing affection. You could be cuddling in silence, or just talking, or gaming, or watching something, it doesn't matter. Just as long as he gets be close to you! He's the small spoon, he has to be. Doesn't matter if you're shorter or taller than him. He missed the sensation of someone wrapping their arms around him and keeping him safe. I can tell you the first time you both cuddled, he couldn't help but cry. This poor baby is touch starved as fuck. You'd be too if you isolated yourself all alone in your house for 4 years out of depression and mental illness and guilt.
To be honest, he'd feel kinda guilty for having you do stuff for him. He understands it's a way to show affection, but man. Maybe it's just because he hasn't had anyone do this for a long time and completely forgot how it felt like. Whenever you tell him that his shoelaces are undone, he just kinda looks down is about to bend down to tie them, but then you're just like "no, don't worry I'll do it for you!" and he just has no time to hesitate. He'll mutter a small "thank you" but think "I could've done it myself, I just wasted 20 seconds of her time because of my selfish self! She probably hates me now." and oops you noticed the way he started sweating and just smooched him, now he feels better. He'll try to do the same gestures to you out of pity, but you insist.
Sunny gets flustered as hell whenever you compliment him in any way. He never realized how much he likes to be praised. You'd just say "I really like your clothes today, Sunny!" "You played that song in the violin so perfectly!" "I love you, sunshine." And he'll just pause as he slowly turns into a tomato. Sometimes he'd say something nice back, but fail miserably because of his stuttering. In real life he'd just be like o(-( but he's actually dissolving into mush in the inside. Oh and verbal praise following up with physical touch (nsx)????? He'll join Mari.
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raxistaicho · 1 year
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Are we not engaged?
What, did you think I wouldn’t buy Engage just ‘cause I had ill hopes for it? You’d be wrong, bucko. Raxis from the past took notes while he was playing :)
Spoilers under the tags, I guess.
-Raxis from the past here
-Fuckin’ Timerra gets no real estate space on the cover because Marth has to have cover to leer at us.
-The game opens with a still image of the cover art why?
-Title screen is pretty at least.
-Skip power rangers intro.
-“Select a form” instead of “gender” again, that’ll piss off the shitbags on twitter who complain about this.
-Casual’s the default setting now, is that how it’s been for a while? Not sure. Still neat.
-Invisible Ties-like intro, I see.
-Timerra’s voice is young.
-Marth says the thing.
-Wait this flash-forward has no bad end? Boring. It’s like “hey here’s Marth” and a basic gameplay intro. Was I supposed to be tricked that this is a flashback instead of forward? But that wouldn’t work because Alfred, Ivy, Timerra, and Diamant are here, unless they inexplicably had duplicates in the past. Did we time travel or something?
-Why the fuck were the kids standing over Alear.
-”No way,” “no way.” Riveting dialogue.
-Game indofumps on me about how cool Alear is right away.
-The game wastes no time kissing Alear’s ass.
-Alfred and Celine coming to worship Alear while she was asleep is super creepy.
-ENEMY JUMP SCARE WTF LOL. Just BAM! Suddenly an enemy in front of you!
-”Let run!” okay Alear’s actually fine lol.
-So Vander is supposed to be a veteran knight but he’s all “your courage is legendary, Divine One, let us fite!” Dude, your charge just woke up and has no memory and you have no idea how good she is at fighting, are you TRYING to risk her life?
-And then Clanne and Framme decide to give tanking a try, who the fuck trained these clowns? They’ve got no discipline between the three of them and they’re making a mockery of the supposed sanctity of their position and the Divine Dragon by extension.
-”Remember Fire Emblem?” asked Marth.
Chapter one was just another basic tutorial, I don’t see anyone struggling, even though it’s made to look tense at first with Clanne and Framme appearing to be in danger.
-Lumera is introduced tits first okay.
-Lumera’s infodumping us again.
-Does this war have a name?
-Nobody knows where Sombrom came from. What, was my guess about time travel right?
-What does Lumera DO? Does anyone live in this holy land?
-Lumera was gonna gather the rings herself but she didn’t get around to it. Fucking incompetent protector.
-The game’s rushing into fights.
-Lumera’s defeat quote doesn’t sound appropriate for a training battle, so whatever happens to her after this I’ll see her again after this chapter.
-I didn’t get a chance to fight the two sword cavs because Lumera rushed wtf ahead to lay the smackdown on Vander lol.
Chapter two you just gotta mind archer range and Lumera’s mobility with Sigurd.
-Lumera’s spike clips through her shawl thingy. I can’t unsee it.
-This game’s pacing is unreal, it’s just blitzing through everything to get to the next fight.
-Red Alear dream. Marth’s cadgy about Alear’s past.
-Alfred’s a fucking goofball. Can’t take flower country seriously after seeing its prince and his retainers.
-At least Etie’s abs aren’t spray-painted like Rinkah’s, what with her rocking 10 base strength.
-First human boss is a generic woman, that’s actually pretty cool.
-Why didn’t Lumera pick Alear up and fly her away instead of just tank the dark magic.
-”Divine Dragon” keeps being used like a noun. My “Divine Dragon” energy. Really clunky.
-I don’t think Lumera is Alear’s real mom, she said she was happy to “become” Alear’s mother.
-Lumera dies way too early for me to care. It lacks both the time spent getting to know her that Greil and Jeralt had and also it drags out way too long to have the cruel suddenness Mikoto had.
-Alear’s voice actress is doing her damndest to save the scene though.
-Lol pinky promise.
-Lumera says she’ll talk with Alear again? So I doubt she’s dead for good.
-Lumera has enough life in her for an extended infodump while DYING. Is she operating under Practical Guide to Evil rules?
Chapter Three is getting better, you have to carefully be aggressive so you don’t have to fight too many of them at once. This game’s pretty well playtested mostly, Etie exactly one-shots these pegasi. That said, Framme does dick-all for damage so it’s healbotting for her.
-So Corrupted have been attacking Freline long enough for Alfred to sail to the holy land seeking help. Alear just woke up this same day so what the fuck has Lumera been DOING? Isn’t she supposed to be protecting the land?
-The Somniel can only be reached by Divine Dragons, so WHY NOT KEEP THE RINGS THERE? Why doesn’t Lumera just live there, she didn’t appear to be doing any actual protecting from the holy land!
-Vander Alear C: Vander is devoted, Alear is awkward about it. Nothing new learned.
-Framme Alear C: “Four three two one, who’s our favorite dragon?” Fucking kill me. Framme’s a fangirl but that was obvious during her literal first moment.
-Framme Clanne C: Framme and Clanne are the same fucking character, jesus christ.
-Framme Vander C: Vander is devoted, Framme is kinda lazy. Scene feels like it ends before it’s supposed to, like one of those Three Houses cutscenes with multiple scenes but it stops at the first.
-Bam! Jump cut to Firene!
-Alfred infodumps us on the land. Apparently Firene is a land of plenty, next to a shitty canyon and a shitty desert, and yet nobody attacks them because Solm is chill and Brodia is busy attacking Elucia.
-Brodia is trying to expand their territory yet they’re on the good guy side. Imperialism okay then?
-Celine’s retainers aren’t as annoying as Alfred’s. Also Celine herself seems to be more mature than Alfred, which is... not remotely what I expected, to be honest.
-I feel like the game’s trying to trick me into warping Celine into danger to save Chloe and Louis.
-”Village pillage” fml.
That’s all for now.
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lorddarkkitty · 1 year
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Alright it been a couple of days. I’m tired like a bitch but there nothing I can do. For some reason last night I when to sleep around 3:37am cause I wasn’t tired and woke up at 8am oddly and suspiciously enough also not feeling tired. I guess after work it would hit me. I had like two sandwiches after I got home. I order volume 5 and 6 of The Witch and the Beast manga. I’m so excited I love this series. I also need to read the manga Witch Hat Atelier. I got it the same time I did the Witch and the Beast Manga but I haven’t read it yet. Mostly cause I haven’t gotten a chance and I’m more preoccupied with The Witch and the Beast manga. I also need to finish reading the Hobbit I started maybe 2 or 3 months ago. It not that I’m a slow reader. I used to consum books when I was younger I just get distracted a lot now with tv or my own daydreams and music and time just flies. It not boring I watch the movies but I do have a hard time just sitting down and reading it but I’m almost done with it too . I’ll make time tomorrow to finish it so I can start the lord of the rings books too. I have so many books I need to read. I also have to re organized my bookshelf.
Also how come when I want to start a new paragraph, instead of making a small space I get this gigantic gap?????? I’m on mobile but that so weird.
But if I do it again the gap isnt that big wtf ??!???
Anywho I’m about to start silent hill 2 up and see how far I get I will update that. I also got pulse oximeter. It used to read ur oxygen level but I use it to get my bpm cause sometimes I wale up very aware of my heart beat and I can feel it. So I use to to determine if I’m having an anxiety attack even tho. The anxiety doesn’t set in till I see that my bpm is like 106. My resting heart rate is like 76. But I want to use it kinda while playing my game to see if it increases or not. I think that be fun. After that I may start up Skyrim. I also have dark souls remastered but I feel like I need to look up a video kinda to watch to see the mechanics and get tips on playing. I can’t remember if it hard or not.
Another biggish gap hmmmm. Tho in like and 1hr and 30 min I have to cook again. Yesterday I got the stuff to make negimaki but it didn’t turn out that way. Like it came out taking great when I cooked it I just didn’t have the energy anymore to continue with it. I also think I didn’t cut the beef flank right so I don’t think I could have rolled the scallions in it to cook. But I was already standing for like 2 and half hrs I was hurting. So I kinda just cooked it in a big pan with the sauce but I have left over meat I didn’t cook. I have to make more rice today but that takes 50 minutes in the rice cooker. It makes me wonder about killer from one piece and how one of his hobbies is cooking. Like how? Cooking takes so much effort and energy and I feel no enjoyment. (Is it suppose to be stealing my energy? )Just my inner rage especially when it not coming out like how I want it too. And he cooks for like so many ppl I get tired cooking for just myself. Sometimes I won’t even eat if I have to cook something. And like Eustass has like 5 fucking stomachs. I would love to eat Killer’s cooking.
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darlingkara · 1 year
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It's cleaning day! I'm taking a little break because I'm hot. Well, the past few days have been "Spring" cleaning days. I've let half the living room become a "I'll deal with this later" situation. I've replaced four 8 foot blackout curtains, which alone are quite bulky. And all of my clothes 🥺 mostly just went into boxes. (Nevermind the big boxes that I saved "just in case it breaks and I need to return it". And PC stuff. Le sigh.)
I have hoochie mama clothes for camming, and normal clothes. I don't want the hoochie mama clothes in my bedroom, where I rarely cam in, so I gradually just combined the two into the living room when doing laundry. For like... 2-3 years. Oops. Untreated back pain makes you wanna not do shit, so it's easy to see how it got out of hand. I try not to blame myself. I still made sure the dishes were done, and the floors weren't gross.
I used to be a neat freak. I had a schedule where I'd do laundry every other day (I had a little kid back then. He's now an adult), sheets were changed on Wednesdays, the fridge was cleaned once a month, boxes and stuff were taken to the dump as needed. I had a car, it wasn't difficult to throw away or sell/transport stuff.
But my life is totally different now. My apartment is probably about the same size here, but it's on the third floor (no elevator) in a city, where there's no need for a car due to awesome, efficient, and nearby public transport. I've transported a mobile air conditioner and a large TV on the subway. It's common enough here, you rarely get looks. Just don't clog up the walking areas and all is good.
I've been reluctant to put stuff in the basement because of humidity/mold worries, and basement units here are notorious for being robbed, or so I've heard. I have two units, but one, to my surprise, is already completely full of not my junk. Tires, men's work boots, boxes.
I unlocked it with the key the apartment gave, the same key that unlocked the lock to my empty unit. Wtf indeed! Being nosy and curious and thinking of security, I wondered how many other units I could unlock with my key. Quite a lot, almost half. I only tried about 10 locks. The basement is creepy and old. I took a break from moving plastic boxes into the unit and sat on the steps and took a picture:
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So we got 2 new locks. One is a smart lock. You can open it with an app on your phone via Bluetooth or fingerprint. I refuse to give my fingerprint to anyone, let alone a probable Chinese App company. I won't even use the fingerprint unlock option on my phone. 😂 Face scanning unlock option is also disabled on any phone I've had. Carl had no issues with it, so he used his fingerprint.
We ordered some under the bed plastic storage containers. They were cheap (about $12 for two) but they're coming in very handy.
I'm off to clean under the bed-- it's no small feat. It's a King Size bed and it's dark under there.
I should get back to camming very soon. Hopefully in an uncluttered living room that brings me peace. 😃
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wtf-amiru · 1 year
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Tumblr mobile updated and now my notifs list is white despite being set on dark mode and so are all posts. Wtf is the point of dark mode if everything's still white???
Thanks @staff, I hate it
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meteor-star · 1 year
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tumblr mobiles dark mode changged so posts are white again and it hurts my eyes so bad wtf
@staff please please change it back so posts on dark mode are actually dark
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chromatophorium · 3 months
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wtf can trains just go by your station?? It didn't fucking stop?!? Wtf? They're lucky the only afternoon bus connection happened to be after! Wtf, I've never seen a train go by a station without stopping before! What the hell?? What is this fucking wizardry!? Trickery!? Fucking dark magic!? My whole world has just been shattered! I stood by the fucking station! What!? Yeah, I stood farther away because the area under the roof was packed, but what the fuck?? What???
Like, I'm not that angry but shocked. SCHOCKED I tell you. (C added for extra effect, a bit of German spice) I probably did something wrong, when I backed up a bit when I thought it would stop further back to allow more space for people to get on. But I couldn't fucking know it wouldn't stop!? And this is like in the biggest city in the area too where there are people waiting like all the time! Not like the station I used to live at, which was a village where there sometimes wouldn't be any people waiting.
What. Like.... what if there was a person who has mobility issues!? Who couldn't get up in time to show their interest in going?? The train can just go by??? Not like me who somehow showed disinterest in getting on by mistake, that's fine somehow I GUESS!
I just thought it would stop... There were other people waiting and there's like always someone getting off and I it just was never a possibility in my mind that it wouldn't stop so I didn't signal my interest well enough. It must be my fault.
Edit: now the fucking bus is in a.... Stau. Bilkö. Car... line? Car... congestion?? My god, if I don't get to the connecting bus in time I'll... well, I'll get home somehow. Get on the next train, but at another station now. Fuck man... fucking dark magic train that did things I didn't know were possible...
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