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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year
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#everything needs to stop being so interesting. like bro i wanna focus on one thing at a time#but not its like everything constantly so im like trying to hype myself up to do photosynthesis stuff bc#its interesting and will b useful before i start my phd#but my brain is like: no. u want to draw and learn about the history of religion in the near east#someday someone will approach me wanting to convert me to their religion and they will not be prepared for my readiness to#jump into theological discussion. like if my dad dragged me to church now id probably go harass the pastor afterwards and b very critical#abt their presentation lmao. religion is just super interesting from an academic perspective#it is a bit weird tho bc now when i see ppl getting weird and gate keepy abt obscure religious stuff im like bro wtf#thats probably an aspect taken from other traditions of the time before the judeo christian god was consolidated as an idea#like theres so much lore and interpretation wtf r u talking abt? and then im like oh wait. i somehow forgot this is a religion and ppl#believe these stories as the word of god. which makes it even more interesting bc it makes academic discussion contentions#sigh. whatever. also shout out to the time i got into the truck for sampling. turned to my lab mate and went: hey i went in deep on the#jesus lore so im gonna rant at u for like an hour about unpacking jesus the man thr myth thr legend lmao#to b fair it was kinda his fault i started on this path bc hes like weird and judgmental abt ppl believing in religion and i was like hm i#dont like that. religion is interesting. i will not learn more bc u have annoyed me. bc that's how my brain works and here we r#last year evolution was my big thing and this year its near eastern religion lmao#unrelated#*i will lean more. not i will not learn more
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sunrizef1 · 1 month
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White Hearts
pairing: Lando Norris x reader
warnings: none
a/n: took a while but here we go
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user1 landoooo
user2 who’s party was it
user3 the roses 🥹
user4 beautiful
landonorris 🤍
yourusername 🤍
user5 v aesthetic
user6 did anyone else post pics from the party???
carlossainz 🍾😵‍💫
yourusername real
user7 oh so Carlos was there at least
user8 slaying
oscarpiastri had fun!
yourusername aren’t u 12, were u even legally allowed to be there???
oscarpiastri uh
oscarpiastri I’m 22
yourusername who brought u???
oscarpiastri not Daniel
yourusername 😒
user9 what was the party for 😭 omg
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user10 what’s the white for…
user11 where’d the bright party aesthetic go
user12 slaying
user13 stunning
landonorris 🤍
yourusername 🤍
user14 can they only talk in white hearts??? 😭
user15 my dream aesthetic
oscarpiastri I know things
yourusername clearly not much
oscarpiastri what
user16 Oscar???
user17 Lando in the last pic ❤️
danielricciardo very nice
yourusername don’t talk
yourusername still mad at you
danielricciardo what’d I do???
yourusername you brought a child to our party
danielricciardo he’s legal leave him alone
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user18 they're so adorable
user19 cuteeee
user20 whole lotta white recently 🤨
charles_leclerc 😁
yourusername get outta here
charles_leclerc 😜
user21 wtf is Charles doing 😭
user22 why has she been posting white so much???
landonorris 🤍
yourusername 🤍
user23 the white hearts r actually going to drive me insane
user24 I have to know what these posts mean
user25 cute
logansargeant fun party
yourusername I already knew you were there
logansargeant rly???
yourusername yeah and I also know Oscar made you comment this so I'd reply
logansargeant but ur cool with me tho right
yourusername yea sure, idc
oscarpiastri why does he get a pass??!!!
yourusername American kids get a pass
user26 at this point y/n has to be doing it to annoy Oscar 😭
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user27 “weekend” they’ve been gone for a month lol
user28 the white again…
user29 is there some kind of party happening or something
user30 why
user31 a bunch of drivers have posted stuff about them traveling to what looks like this place today
user32 oh yeah must be some kind of get together
user33 where r they
user34 beautiful
oscarpiastri see you soon 😁
yourusername man gets invited to one party and starts cheesing
oscarpiastri I just miss you guys
yourusername why do you think we’re doing this dinner???
oscarpiastri so you admit you care about my feelings
yourusername never said that
oscarpiastri love you too
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user35 so it’s like a team dinner then?
danielricciardo I ❤️ Italy
yourusername I’m glad
user36 and it’s in Italy… it’s giving destination engagement, he’s just proposed
landonorris 🤍
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this is why I don’t invite you to things
landonorris
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danielricciardo
mate 😭
you are so done
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yourusername since oscar can’t keep a secret, here’s some wedding pictures. I’m so happy to have even met Lando and forever grateful that I get to spend the rest of my life with him 🤍
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user37 OH MY GOD
user38 ????
user39 ur kidding
user40 wtf???
user41 so it wasn’t an engagement 😭
oscarpiastri ….
yourusername I’m not talking to you anymore
oscarpiastri secrets are hard 😭
yourusername why’d you think you didn’t find out about the engagement until the wedding
oscarpiastri I thought that was the same for everyone????
yourusername just you and Danny
danielricciardo ???
user42 married!?
user43 omg she’s so beautiful
maxverstappen congrats!
yourusername your wedding gift should be a Lando race win
yourusername would also accept: private jet
maxverstappen how about you stick with the car I bought you
yourusername fair enough tbh
user44 I almost forgot how rich they all are and then I saw that max got y/n a car as a wedding gift and I suddenly remembered
landonorris 🤍
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user45 the white hearts make sense now 🥹
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Best 23 of BL 2023 - Quirky Awards
SHOCK & AWE AWARDS
1. Biggest BL surprise of 2023:
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The last 3 months of 2023 in general got my biggest WTF award.
GMMTV fielding OffGun AND TayNew in the same quarter while also airing Last Twilight (arguably one of their best BLs ever)
That they ALSO optioned 3 JBLs
That there's a high heat omegaverse BL staring Pavel
That there were 20 BLs airing and none of them Korean.
With 5 VAMPIRE BLs announced for next year
But my prize in this category goes to My Dear Gangster Oppa.
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It's just crazy:
Thai talent, Korean money + IP (this is adapted from a manwha) airing on a Chinese channel (iQIYI). Plus it was GOOD and made smart reuse of a pair who richly deserved it. I'm delighted by the eclectic insanity of this production. And wonder if any other film genre could even do anything like this.
2. The “that country did WHAT?” award:
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The 8th Sense from Korea?!
I mean, seriously?! Dealing with metal health, suicide, darkness, therapy, age gap, & first time love BUT FROM KOREA? And then openness and casual boyfriend physical affection? What's next? An actual hard fought coming out narrative with an HEA? Gay domesticity and families?
Careful Korea, you'll strain something. Possibly your own culture and film industry.
I should stop having expectations of Korea, they keep surprising me.
Runners up: Korea letting OnlyOneOf do Bump Up Business not to mention that OmegaX thing. AND Korea adapting Why R U? What are you up to, Korea? Qua? Is this a coded message? Should we send help? Do you need snacks?
3. Biggest casting whoa! where did you come from? award:
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GeminiFourth in My School President.
Seriously? Babies what? How did GMMTV find you? How do you exist? How is BL this lucky?
4. That studio did WHAT now? award:
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GMMTV putting EarthMix into Moonlight Chicken.
And then doubling down with G4 as the damn sides.
Fucking genius.
5. I’m sad you were ignored award:
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Destiny Seeker.
It's just a really fun little Thai pulp, the pairs were good, silly dialogue, plus consent and other good rep. I enjoyed it. No one talked about it AT ALL.
6. 2023 BL That Actually Made Me Lose My Mind Award?
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Laws of Attraction. -The casting, the crazy story, the soapy drama! But specifically: Film playing Charn - the range of his smiles alone. GLORIOUS
I mean I Feel You Linger in the Air also sparked something in me, but LoA drove me actually nuts.
NARRATIVE AWARDS
7. Best story 2023:
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La Pluie
I know, you're surprised, right? At the time I didn't chat much about it but I really enjoyed the discourse others were having. I love anything that really examines the fated mates (soulmates) trope and the idea of "the one". What a clever way to do that. (This is one reason UWMA is my favorite Thai BL.)
This one reminded me of the way Color Rush approached allegory and that's no bad thing. Such an impressive little piece.
8. Best narrative structure 2023 award:
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Unintentional Love Story.
I know this may seem a simplistic pick. But I love the tidiness of this no frills contemporary romance, how the culture of work and personal ethics and corruption fight against the main character's affection and integrity. Poor baby boy is driven into a corner and then punished for it. But it is punishment he feels he deserves, and so it is up to his (now) ex to figure out what went wrong and why.
It's just great. I love it when no one is stupid or wrong, it's just impossible circumstances and unintentional love deeply felt.
9. Best 2023 dialogue (script) award:
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Jun & Jun
Never before has Korea laced a BL with that much perfectly executed innuendo. It was a master class. I didn't know you could be that lascivious in Korean, quite frankly. Plus the way the 2 Juns constantly seamlessly transition between formal register (work, public - where they are boss/employee) to informal register (when they are alone and age mates + childhood sweethearts).
Beautiful to hear and watch.
10. Favorite scene 2023:
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The dub con scene in I Cannot Reach You because I AM TRASH for an out of control seme. I'm sorry I just AM.
I have said it before, I will say it again, NO ONE DOES THIRST like Japan. And when that thirst bubbles over, it is heart-clenching and very hot.
11. The most rewatchable BL of 2023 award:
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Our Dating Sim
That scene where they lie on the floor + the stolen kiss + giggle? Come on, it should be on comfort repeat in war rooms. It could bring world peace.
ACTORS & CHARACTERS AWARDS
12. Best performance of a queer actor in a leading role, 2023:
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Fluke in Make a Wish.
It was fun to see him as an irreverent immortal and while I love OhmFluke I also really enjoyed this new pairing. It was a genuine pleasure to watch.
13. Best pining 2023:
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The moot pining in Tokyo in April is...
Boys, seriously? Japan must you destroy us like this? Hurts so good.
14. Best wingman 2023 (The Namgoong Award)
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Tiw from My School President
I mean, come on, of course it's him!
(Also can you believe Mark went on from this to do fricking Only Friends!? To Last Twilight! Come on GMMTV GIVE HIM A LEAD!)
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15. Biggest OMG I LOVE you boys together, YAY!
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Dimpled McMafia & Feral Bunny Foo Foo from Kiseki Dear to Me.
They were feral for each other.
We were feral for them
It was a whole delightful THING.
16. Most unexpected return of a BL pair? award:
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The Private Lessons pair showing up in Love Class 2.
I know it was only a cameo, but SERIOUSLY? Thank you SO MUCH Korea! A big studio picking up a Strongberry pairing? I love you.
Seriously tho between them, Taiwan & Korea tried for ALL THE CAMEOS this year.
17. Well aren't you two just the prettiest? award:
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NetJames in Bed Friend.
Need I say more?
18. LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
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Bah Vinh in Vian & Mr Cinderella 2. I did like either show but I loved him in them. Especially the make outs.
Yes you have chemistry with all the boys in Vietnam and you kiss beautifully. But it's okay now honey, you have the crown. Relax, you're stressing us out.
RANDOM PICKS
19. Favorite Linguistic Moment of 2023:
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Our Dating Sim
Caught in the act by the elevator scene. OMG it's so funny. They're being such boyfriend shits to each other, and to be caught in the act by THAT character, and try to manifest formal language whole cloth? Hilarious.
Honorable mention to War Peanuts in Destiny Seeker.
20. Biggest disappointment of 2023:
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You Are Mine
Seriously Taiwan, AGAIN you disappoint me with an Office BL? You're Taiwan, land of offices and suits. This should be YOUR SETTING TO WIN. And yet... argh. I mean it wasn't bad. But it wasn't good either. Stop it Taiwan, do better.
Runners up? Between Us, Chains of Heart, Dangerous Romance - this was a HOTLY contested category.
+ 2 Winners in the sub-category of FUCK YOU FOR THAT ENDING award:
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The Director who Buys Me Dinner - I mean this nicely but: you have your lane now Korea, stop hurting us, that's Japan's responsibility and they do it better.
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I Feel You Linger In the Air - I'm just hugely disappointed. Thailand ALMOST got its second 10/10 from me, but that damn ending.
Argh.
21. Best Wardrobe/Prop Use 2023
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The shower of packaged bedsheets in My Personal Weatherman
Amazing. Brilliant. No notes.
22. Best Queer Rep 2023
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Chot in Step By Step
In fact, all the queer characters in this show were treated with great integrity.
AND props to this cast for refusing to do fan service. GOOD FOR YOU! Fuck those sasang wankers.
Runners up? The found family cast of Love in Translation and the Rainbow Rice Cakes in The New Employee.
23. Best Meta Trope call out
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Tin Tem Jai
Come on, what a zinger, but at themselves (and Taiwan)
Final question: which of the 23 was the hardest for me to pick?
Honestly? Question #1 this year. But also question #20.
(Last year: 2022's Version) 
Remember I only pull from shows that were completely finished by the end of 2023. Or The Sign probably would have taken multiple categories. But it will fall into 2024 offerings.
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open arms. jude bellingham.
summary — jude bellingham x arnold!reader | fans notice you've joined your brother trent and his friends on vacation, and can't help but suspect a relationship between you and jude
note — barely looked over this, its honestly horrible. but honestly might even do a pt 2 for fun
warnings — nothing i can think of fs
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y/nsusername: vacay captures🌴☀️🩵
username: MY QUEEN HAS POSTED
username: 6th slide is me
username: JUDE? I SEE JUDE
— username: me every second of the day
username: omg she joined trent and them w her friend thats cutee😭
username: the jude pic helloooo
username: idk why but her posting a pic w just jude in her post calls out to me
— username: it is not as deep as u think it is
username: NOT YALL SAYING SHES W JUDE GOODBYEEE yall funny
trentarnold66: the angle on me is horrible
— y/nsusername: maybe dont take up all the space where i was laying!🥰
— trentarnold66: YOU GOT UP.
yourfriend: 6 is a call for help btw!
username: the sibling banter in the comments is real
dominikszoboszlai: did your phone fall in
— y/nsusername: for the last time, no😒
— masonmount: it did
— y/nsusername: WHY R U EVEN HERE?
judebellingham: 🩵🩵🩵
— username: is that all u got
— username: lowk random
— username: yes king, give us nothing!
username: OKAYYY HIM COMMENTINGGG
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y/nsusername: nothing better than golden hour on the sand with my favorite person ☀️💛
username: face card hello
username: baby
username: yes girl, put that caption and dont show us who!!! how cute
username: and who is that maam??
username: jude
— username: now why would she be talking about her brother's best mate
username: yall its probs y/f/n or maybe trent obviously
username: girlie saw the jude allegations and said let me stir it up
trentarnold66: thats funny, cause your favorite person (me) has been at the hotel all night!
— y/nsusername: you think youre funny
— trentarnold66: yeah
yourfriend: my invite is?? where??
— y/nsusername: u always lose things
username: THEY CONFIRMED IT WASNT THEM SO WHO IS IT??
username: not trent, not y/f/n... call me delusional but...
username: jude needs to comment hello
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judebellingham: ☀️
username: this mf.
username: WHO WHOOOO
username: THOSE ARE LITERALLY Y/N'S NAILS
username: Y/N JUST POSTED THOSE NEW NAILS ON HER STORY GOODBTEEE
username: HER FAV EMOJI THAT SHE USES 24 FUCKING 7
username: now ik dang well
username: when i was RIGHT?!
username: GUYS GUYS GUYS
trentarnold66: sad day
— username: OHMYGOD
username: no this is so unexpected
y/nsusername: ☀️😊
— username: THEY HAVE TO DTOP
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y/nsusername: challenge: find jude in every pic (except one) GO!! 😘 (since you all are so good at that😒) ((jk i love u and this is all hilarious!))
username: GET OUT
username: the caption shes so sweet😭
username: cutie pie
username: MY FAVES WTF?!
username: im gagging im
username: im flabbergasted BAD.
username: found him hahahaha (im ending jt)
username: TRENT WYA??
username: living the fanfic life rn tf
username: I CALLED IT
— username: RIGHT LIKE U GUYS CAN SUCK IT
judebellingham: im in none of these photos??
— y/nsusername: oh right! totally forgot about my brothers best friend in the photo dump!🤣
— username: THERES NO WAY😭
— trentarnold66: alright.
username: THEYRE SO MEANNN.
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feliciasharpclaws · 6 months
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✯ 𝑺𝑶𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑳 𝑴𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑨
i thought it was cute tho :) | o. piastri
oscar piastri x fem! kpop idol! le sserafim! reader
faceclaim: aged up hong eunchae
a/n: hi. my first language is spanish, not english, so there are most likely spelling errors. if you like it, please tell me so i can keep writing things like this. also this probably wiil have several parts idk.
warnings: use of the translator for the korean
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oscarpiastri: my pics vs lando's pics from yesterday's le sserafim concert. amazing show!
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username: y/n!!
↳ username :who is she?
↳ username: she's a le sserafim member (a kpop group)
username: f1 x le sserafim was not on my bingo card
mickschumacher: didn't know you were into kpop
↳ oscarpiastri: been their fan since they debuted
username1: 🗣️ we stan that oscar stans y/n!!
↳ username: YES!!!
username: oscar and y/n 🔛🔝!!
landonorris: enjoyable night mate 🙂
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yourusername: 콘서트 후 사진 &lt;3 post concert pics <3
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username: my girlie is so hot!!!!!
username: waiting for the "liked by oscarpiastri"
username: 예쁜 여자 pretty girl
yourusername liked this comment
username: your smile is the prettiest smile ever, i swear 😍😍😍
username: so pretty wtf 😩
lalalalisa_m: the prettiest 😍
↳ yourusername: have you seen yourself??
↳ username: MOTHERS!!
username: she's ✨GLOWING✨
username: @/oscarpiastri what r u doing here??
↳ username: who??
↳ username: a formula one driver for mclaren
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yourusername: i might give formula 1 a chance ;))
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username: am i about to loose my wife for some vroom vroom guys??
↳ username: yeah same thing here
oscarpiastri: please tell me you didn't saw what happened on twitter @/yourusername
↳ yourusername: don't worry 🙂
↳ oscarpiastri: oh okay
↳ oscarpiastri: omg hii y/n!!
↳ yourusername: hii oscar and i thought it was cute tho :)
↳ username: i bet oscar is screaming and grinning like an idiot
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username: do it, do it!!!
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nerdysleepybunny · 3 months
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Hallo! im new here so please let me know if i cross any boundries.'
anywho, I was wondering if i could request a platonic philza and/or techno comfort? ive had bad few days :(
Have a wonderful day/night!
I APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING TO THIS SO LATE!! I literally love dsmp asks even though the fandom is dying off, so this definitely isn’t crossing any boundaries! I hope you’re doing better. My dms are open if you ever need to chat! :D
🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷
Character(s): Philza, Technoblade (ft. Mumza & Chat)
Fandom(s): DreamSMP
Reader: Gender neutral (you/your)
Style: Hcs
TW: N/A
Summary: How Philza and Technoblade (separate) would comfort you!
🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷
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Philza:
I feel like he’s the type to just know you aren’t doing well before you even say anything.
Like, you’re just sitting there in your feels, then suddenly?
BOOM CONCERNED DAD RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
“Are you okay, mate?”
“Do you need anything?”
“Here, let’s sit and have a chat.”
Literally shooing chat away so it’s just the two of you having quality time together.
Would sit down next to you on a couch, but probably wouldn’t initiate any touching. The most I see him doing is a shoulder pat or a hand rubbing your back.
Of course, he wouldn’t mind you leaning on him or embracing him! He just doesn’t want to touch you in case you want your space :)
If you want to talk about it he’s there to listen and offer wise old man advice (if you call him old while you’re upset, it’s the ONE time he won’t get defensive about it)
Like
He’s just talking giving you some advice about your problems, then he hears you snickering
“What’s so funny?”
“You sound so old right now, Phil.”
Usually he’d shout his usual “I’M NOT OLD/I’m only in my 30’s, mate…” (I’m pretty sure he’s canonically thousands of years old but shh let grandpa be delusional)
But now? He’d just chuckle and shake his head
“Whatever you say, mate.”
DON’T EXPECT HIM TO BE SOFT FOREVER, IT’S ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE CURRENTLY SAD
After you’ve concluded your venting/told him that you don’t want to talk about it
You know what time it is…
DISTRACTIONS!!!
Pillow fort anyone? He’s giving pillow fort vibes.
He’s a dad, so obviously he’d just do all the work and build it for you. Again, only because you’re sad. Any other time he’d yell at you for not helping.
Speaking of sadness
Don’t let Phil’s wife see you sad…
OH NO YOU’RE SAD? NOW MUMZA IS SAD AND IS RUSHING TO COMFORT YOU
Mumza is the type to cry when she sees someone else crying, so now both of you are just sobbing together and Phil is there trying to comfort the two of you but is an overwhelmed old man and may end up crying himself
Uh… cry party?
Either you all end up making fun of each other for crying which results in you all laughing together, or you just cry till you get sleepy and pass out on the floor together.
What an interesting way to family bond.
Technoblade:
So you seek The Blade for comfort, the most monochrome and nonchalant man on the server. What a wonderful decision, reader! /lh (I’d do the exact same)
If you’re a Technoblade fan you’ve definitely heard the “it’s fine” audio.
Now I can either be wholesome and say he’d hold you close and whisper that everything will be okay to you
Or I can be silly and realistic and say that he’d pull out a phone and just play the audio with a blank face, but is laughing on the inside due to your “what the actual fuck” face.
Okay now for some actual comfort!
As we all know… Technoblade isn’t exactly good at comfort.
He kills orphans for a living, how do you think he’d react seeing someone crying like a child?
He’s standing looking at you with a look of “why is this creature screaming” and “wtf do I do”
“Uh… you good? You okay? You, uh… need a hug…?”
Very awkwardly holds his arms out for a hug, and if you accept, he even more awkwardly pats your back.
If you got his shirt wet with tears, he’d DEFINITELY comment about it
“Are you seriously ruining my shirt? How are my enemies supposed to think I have a good fashion sense now?!”
Goes into a rant about how he needs to look his best and how it’s a good strategy to beat his enemies in battle while you’re kinda just there… honestly are you even crying anymore?
You’ve stopped crying ages ago, and he’s still just talking
In conclusion, Technoblade is good at calming people down without even trying (I was literally having a breakdown and all I needed to do was listen to the silly pig man talk about Greek mythology. It must all be part of his master plan…)
Speaking of listening to his voice, here’s a scenario.
“Technoblade, can you read to me?”
“…what?”
“Read to me.”
“I’m not reading you a bedtime stor-“
“I wanted you to tell me about Greek mythology.”
“Fine. Come here.”
Long story short, he starts by reading you just one story. That one story turns into the entire history of the Greek gods and goddesses… yeah you pass out pretty quickly. But Technoblade isn’t one to stop mid-ramble. Once he notices you’re asleep, he’ll continue talking, just quieter. He’ll eventually get sleepy himself, and soon enough… you’re both asleep.
Works like a charm!
🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷
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Hello honey honey, can I request a sfw alphabet with Tsu’tey? 🎶
hiii sweetheart, here ya go 😚 order up
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Affection – how are they with PDA?
— he’d say he does not like pda, save that for the moments you have alone. but at the same time he’s glued to your side, tail wrapped around your wrist, or leg. hissing and growling at any guy who comes near u.
Beauty – what part of you do they find to be their favorite?
— he’s kind of fascinated with your pinkies. the extra finger is so small and cute.
Cuddles – are they a good cuddler?
— it’s kind of awkward tbh. takes a lot of trial and error before you get into the groove of things
Domestitcy – do they want to settle down?
— naturally. na’vi mate for life and tsu’tey does not play around.
Ending – how would they break up with you?
— he’d just start to avoid u, to be honest. he’s gonna be a little cowardly when u finally ask him wtf is up. But he gets over it and tells u it’s over. this would only happen w a human!r sorry not sorry he would be like “you humans do not typically mate for life so then why should I be tied to you for the rest of my life you pathetic tawtute.” but then again he’s v, v, vvvvv loyal so I don’t rlly see that happening.
Future – where do they see your relationship going?
— it’s all or nothing for him.and he’s giving u his all.
Gentle – how gentle are they?
— with a na’vi mate-- he would feel incredibly unafraid, of course that doesn’t mean he would be callous. He just doesn’t need to treat them like glass. w a human mate tho mmm yeah ur staying at home unless he can be w u.
Hugs – what are their hugs like?
— he’s warm and strong. you feel like nothing bad can touch you while you’re in his arms.
In tune – how well can they read you?
— honestly, it feels like he knows things going on with you before you do.
Jealousy – what are they like when they get jealous?
— hissing, growling, scratching. the other person pinned to the ground with a knife to their throat
Kisses – are they a good kisser?
— man cannot be bad at anything.
Love language – what’s their love language?
— act’s of service and gift giving is easiest for him. it’s the most sensible way to show care to your mate. also quality time.
Memories – their favorite memory with you?
— giving you the mating present he made you and you saying yessss. and then ofc going to seal your bond w eywa as ur witness ofc.
Nicknames – what nicknames are used between you two?
— in true giant fashion, he often calls you tiny. But to him you are also: precious, mate, my heart, u get the gist. — u call him big guy, tsu, mr. serious, tey,
Open – how open with their emotions are they
— not very. it takes him a while to get comfy. and even then he tries not to mention anything he doesn’t feel is “necessary”.
Patience – are they a hot head?
— he gets frustrated easily, but it comes from a place of caring
Quality time – how much time do they spend with you?
— whenever he’s not hunting or helping another member of the clan, he’s right by your side.
Xenos – what’s something strange about them?
— pfft i just thought of the most out of pocket thing he would do. he deffo would like. collect loose hairs to like weave into projects he’s making for u. to like. make it more unique n personalized. bhahahaha. it wouldn’t be completely out of ur hair it would just be like a couple. not noticeable at all. But they’re there
Yuck – what’s what of their icks?
— unseasoned food and being unhygienic.
Zzz – what are their sleeping habits?
— goes to sleep early, wakes up early. but gets back in bed after going out to prepare a breakfast for you.
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the fact eels start their mating ritual by opening their jaws would be so funny if it applied to jade and floyd bc like imagine not covering ur mouth when u yawn and theyre like omg u want me *heart eyes*
or the same scenario except theyre like dude were in public have some shame and everyone else is like wtf r u on
YEAH!
I think about this a lot and it must be so weird to yawn around them cause they're like 👀👁👁
If you were in public they would just be amused, Floyd would probably still jump on you though, he's shameless and horny- the worst combination.
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eldritchsun · 4 months
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I found my Realm Of the Elderlings opinions in my diary and I still stand by them almost 5 years later
first entry and it's already terminal :
aug 30 2018
OHHHHH my god fitzchivalry YOU ARE THE REAL FOOL
i am so fucking done with this ABSOLUTE dumbass i can’t deal. the farseer books got me fucked up. he is SO stupid sometimes!! [ranting in french] fitz you are so self absorbed!!!! you really are just furious because u love the bastard. i swear to god fitzchivalry, just square the fuck up i’m teleporting to les six duchets just to shake you a lil
sep 26 2018
My ass is losing it reading The Liveship Traders!!!
Altheaaaaaa!! Mrs Hobb I BEG you!! We’ve suffered enough with One Dumbass Teenager! Fitzchilvary growing up is enough Pure Dumbassery-driven decision making for the next ten years of my life, and that’s from someone who’s still running on dumbassery themselves!!
The worst of it is... rn I’m like Althea... hoe plz... stop... but I can feel it. This is how Fitz got me... is this a stupid teenager with Big Problems who’s gonna grow through and despite them? What is this within my heart?
And Robin Hobb bursts through my door, my beating heart in her hands, slams it on the table and bellows “ITS THE SEEDS OF LOVE”
oct 19 2018
Kennit “[wintro's french name] is beautiful” Pirate King
Hobbs recurring gay themes r so ??? To me but at the same time bring me so much joy lol
Canon nonbinary Annoyance Fool “in love with Fitzchilvary” Prophet
Althea “drag king” Vestrit and lesbian/bi girl solidarity friendship with amber.
Malta “Homophobic Queen” Havre.
And now, absolute legend kennit “surcoure do you love me” pirate king. I know one gay couple is actually endgame over the course of Hobbs books [ndlr i don't remember wtf i was talking about] and I’m thinking it might be this one. I mean, it’s not great hashtag representation but it’s great story telling!
Sweet monk Wintrow with dumbass pirate kennit? Who’s completely and irrevocably in love and admiration for him?
This idiot of a kennit is literally constantly like [french ranting about kennit etta hate and wintrow love]
Lol kennit mate come out
however the next entry doesn't make much sense but features the sentences "kennit thinks he’s so smart!! Fuck you, half a pirate!!!" (the title of the entry (oct 26 2018) is "kennit bitchass of the century" so clearly he fell out of favour)
nov 26 2018
Literally in ROTE if I was there for one of Ambers prophecies I would legit be like... ok sis... wig?
nov 30 2018
Checked the notes on that women writers rec list and several other people already wrote “this is Robin Hobb erasure” in those exact words :’)
So in honour of this hivemind I must say : I am having the time of my life with the Liveship Traders, excites rant with (huge) spoilers ahead :
I am at that point where Kennit is about to get absolutely WRECKED and I swear to god it feels so satisfying. The character arc and development for every single character in these books is pure mastery. In the case of Kennit you really go from “what a despicable man he really just has luck on his side” to “well I guess even if he did good accidentally he still did good... I almost love this Awful Imbecile” and finish straight into “OH!! NEVERMIND he really was a despicable man the whole time!!!”, a pit of disgust right on time where the whole story is setting up to absolutely destroy him. Kennit is a great example of how “does the right thing for the wrong reasons” is not equivalent in terms of ethics as “does the right thing for the right reasons”. But to quote a great thinker “they really had us in that first half I’m not gonna lie!”
What I really like in these books is that the centristTM opinions of certain main characters are not automatically & heavily presented as the right ones. I am still cackling at Hiémain’s “but they didn’t deserve to die!!” bullshit not being put on a pedestal. Ms Hobb did that! Her mind! Also the Vestrit family not being given an (entirely, let’s be real) free pass for not standing up to Kyle and letting Vivacia happen. The main characters, the actual heroes try to pass off responsibility for bad things and in most media it’s like “but they didn’t directly kill someone with their own hands so aren’t they kinda innocent?”
and then it skips to a single entry line (dec 3 2018) "reyn khuprus is a massive idiot" :')
dec 12 2018
Fitz I missed u so much
I have not seen this boy for 9 books and this hoe is worried abt being ugly, please never change boo
dec 14 2018
Fitz and the fool interacting is genuinely maddening I’m just walking along like KISS! KISS! KISS!
Fitz you are an immense idiot and the smartest one of the bunch is the goddamn wolf.
Jan 8 2019
Ohhhh my goodness gracious
I have gone full baby on Dutiful, he is the sweetest most cute drama teen since Fitzchivalry himself. I love him with the force of an exploding sun. His interactions with every other character are both precious and absolutely hilarious. He’s got a great mini-me vibe going on with Fitz, wrapped in Hobbs usual delicious irony.
Also poor Dutiful so lonely and starving for warmth, human attention!! The bit where Fitz is like all them hoes been begging me for this for MONTHS but I just can’t say no to those baby blues. I was like congrats Dutiful you just got a dad! Free dad with your meal!
And the Fool interaction like Dutiful you lucky boy you! You went from zero dads to TWO! It’s buy one get one free.
This dad was kinda mean so I had to get another one to counter balance it.
Jan 15 2019
Fitzchilvary « Homophobia » Farseer
Fitz!!!!!!!! Fitz!!!!!!!! Robin Hobb I swear to god you better gay these boys up or i will see you in court
the latest entry is apparently post "the golden fool"
Jan 29 2019
BELOVED WENT HAND TO MOUUUUUUTH!!!!!!
I am absolutely losing it! hand to mouth hand to mouth !!! Fitz called him BELOVED!!!!!! YAS MF QUEEN! Icon! legend!
and if i remember rightly (which i don't, it was five years ago, i don't remember anything) i got real upset at queerbaiting and stopped reading. i like googled "are they actually gay" the answer came back hashtag no and i stopped reading out of disgust :/
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aqueeracademic · 10 months
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morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 6:
season 2, episode 2, “Nocturne”:
TW: discusses d*ath of a child
- this episode is all kinds of fucked up so brace yourselves for what i’m about to say
- little kids are creepy as shit don’t come for me
- jakes sitting in the chair closest to morse
- no shot he’s actually paying attention to the sports game
- i missed this show aww
- lucy boynton AND anya taylor joy in this episode is so wild
- i understand he’s dying but there was no reason to mess up priceless artifacts w his blood tbh
- once again NO SUBTITLES so i have 0 clue what thursday is saying
- morse’s panic™️ when joan jokes about going on a date
- morse doesn’t know anything about sports which means he’s gay
- but he DOES recognize indian style daggers
- morse likes bugs (i, too, am autistic)
- strange <33333333333
- i feel really bad for this girl given that her uncle is dead and all but she really needs to reconsider her dye job
- i love lucy boynton but this character makes me want to pull my hair out
- morse connecting w the Weird™️ girl at the school is smth that can be so personal
- “this is a very happy school” girl r u tryna be suspicious?????
- i know that this is a serious tv show but i was rooting for it to be an actual ghost the entire time
- them talking about morse is so 😐
- like they’re RIGHT but they shouldn’t say it
- “snuggle down spit spot” ok didn’t realize mary poppins was present in this episode
- lowkey this episode is scary as shit and i’m tired of pretending it isn’t
- don’t try and tell me u weren’t scared watching this
- debryn and morse!
- perfectly unbroken eye contact this entire scene
- try and name and single person morse is more comfortable around you can’t
- this museum curator is sooooooooooo
- if i speak.
- morse lying about being interested in football just to please jakes is so crazy to me
- literally the definition of pretending to like something for a crush
- frazil supremacy
- “a feeling of” -dramatic ass pause- “dread.”
- brother? just say it?
- monica 🥰🥰🥰
- every girl in this episode has absolutely atrocious hair i’m living for it (not u martha ur perfect)
- opening a girls school in a mansion famed for a gruesome and unsolved murder is perhaps a terrible idea and they should have thought twice about it
- thursdays tie is so tight wtf is he doing
- morse is obviously gorgeous but there are some angles where he’s so stunning it makes me sick
- the county police are so 🤮
- morse guessing immediately it was a prank and being shot down despite being right is 😐😐😐
- thursday will defend morse to the ends of the earth
- lady has a cane AND a broken arm she needs to catch a break
- morse just stealing the book is wild i would be so mad
- this lady telling him about the ghost and leading him to where she saw it and then insisting he don’t go there is so weird
- like don’t talk about potential evidence of an intruder and then tell the COP to not go up there
- can u guess whether i believe in ghosts yet?
- PLOT TWIST I DO
- the face he made when he saw it was a bible was so fucking funny
- bro was 🫤
- PLEASE why is this episode so scary
- had to turn all the damn lights on in my room
- “morse says he saw a child u can take him at his word”
- GO THURSDAY GO
- morse in a wife beater
- why tf didn’t he close his door all the way if he was gonna start taking clothes off
- look at his freckles i’m so sick
- “i got a mate over at county says u saw something”
- this translates directly to “i have a friend at the department you were teamed up with today and i asked him about you because i’m in love with you”
- i forgot how long these episodes are
- these americans are so fucking sweet i want justice for them asap
- it’s time for me to confess that i actually don’t understand a single case in this show
- i never understand the solution tbh
- i’m j watching bc it’s pretty
- thursday’s son asking morse if they were “going to do it tonight” and morse getting absolutely terrified
- “gonna do what” 😨😨
- babe calm down
- had to switch to the tv bc i cannot understand a word thursday is saying
- need the captioning
- jakes just smiling at morse while watching him walk away is so 💅
- this girl using the word “breeding” when referring to building a family definitely suggests a little fruitiness i fear
- sexy curator taking his glasses off seductively to look at morse™️
- the one thing this episode got right was how shit morse is with women
- them realizing it’s joan on the date is so fucking funny
- “where would you like your ashes scattered?” (morse doesn’t believe in burials?????)
- it is so bizarre to me that this teacher would be showering anywhere near a classroom and even more bizarre that she’s walking the hallway in a nightie and barefoot
- how does she think gently tapping the window is gonna get his attention when he’s already halfway across the field???
- this is why all the women die in horror movies
- joan literally saying they should kiss and him being like “that would never happen bc coffee is gross” is so real of him
- her lashing out insanely at the girl playing the piano and then being like “what’s happening to us” like you fucking psychopath that was ALL YOU who is “us”????
- “they were of their time” = racist
- “all women together? it’s against nature” sir what the fuck do u mean by that
- this episode is not nearly gay enough for my tastes 🫤
- STOP WHY AM I SCARED
- him thinking it was bunty and being upset about it makes me physically sick
- if you pay attention to jakes during the scene they’re discussing how the little girl got killed you’ll cry just like i did!
- his reaction to it is so visceral
- “gently, please” FINAL STRAW
- debryn fully relying on morse to solve the case is so personal
- the way that morse is spurred by debryn’s faith in him???
- morse has been awake for more than 36 hours how is that even possible
- morse is so good for telling bunty it wasn’t her fault and insisting she believe him
- morse absolutely LOVES it when the heterosexuals are at fault for something
- “haven’t you ever been lonely?” and then the camera focusing on morse ILL BE SICK
- jakes also absolutely loves blaming the hets
- “and you didn’t think to offer that up before now?” 😑
- get him!
- an entire phone call to a police station was MISSED because morse had an Epiphany™️ and never answered
- the way shaun evans has to deliver the explanation monologue 4-5 times in a row perfectly?? THATS acting
- they are driving WAYYYYY TOOOOO SLOWWWWWWW
- guys there is a murderer in the house RIGHT. NOW.
- go faster.
- ok i lied earlier this episode makes sense
- but most of the time i have 0 clue what’s going on
- i also lied when i said the curator was sexy he’s a murderer so i hate him and he’s gross
- maud being the only child who didn’t know who he was and also the only child who was a victim of him is so fucking sickening
- “don’t mind me, just make sure the girls are alright.” jakes i love you
- how did that fall take Black out but not kill morse??? is morse indestructible?
- i’m never gonna recover from the knowledge that the surviving child was blamed for the muders and hidden away because she had Down syndrome
- episode gets a 7/10 from me for being really good but not gay at all
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anevermadebed · 3 years
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okay this amv by @theangelisgay has me perceiving things. so the reddit man slut mixtape is this crowd sourced playlist of ‘man slut’ bangers, and it features songs from doja cat to hozier.
what im saying is. spn is the man slut mixtape, a bunch of tonally inconsistent interpretations of the base prompt, loosely posturing at different ideals of masculinity.
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honey-milk-depresso · 3 years
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Hope its not much to ask but, i just had a shitty day because of my mother, can i request ace,riddle,cater and maybe trey (yes i just requested 4/5 of the heartslabyul-) comforting their s/o who's crying
(I also turned on anon since i dont feel like showing myself)
Oh dear, I'm sorry that happened to you Anon. I hope things would cool down between you and your mother! ;-;
And, hopefully this would be of comfort to you. Enjoy!
Heartslabyul comforting a crying s/o (No Deuce-)
Riddle Rosehearts
Riddle must have stepped in on accident,
unintentionally startling you.
And to be very honest,
he was having a pretty normal day.
And then all of a sudden,
he stepped into your room without knocking,
and only realized when he fully stepped in.
He was about to apologize before he heard the slight sharp sniff coming from you, as you gasped.
And now he also realized you were crying.
Oh shit-
he was a little panicky at first-
Should he apologized for stepping in abruptly or try comforting you????
Seriously man-
COMFORT-
Well, he resorted into comforting you because he wanted to know what happened, and he prioritizes your feelings first,
so he tries to find some way to comfort you.
If you prefer to be alone, he'll leave you be to cool off.
He'll be there at Heartslabyul if you need him.
He'll bring you to a private place for some tea.
You can just sip over a cup of tea, and eat some strawberry tarts with him.
You can stay quiet all you want, he won't say a word unless you speak up.
He just hopes you feel a little better
and that his tranquility helps you feel less sad <3
Trey Clover
Y e s-
In my opinion,
best option
100000%
He's comforted his own siblings, dorm leader and dorm mates.
He knows what to do.
When he accidently stepped into your room,
and sees you crying,
high chances are he brought homemade treats with him.
And he'll share with you in hopes you feel better.
Now,
if his pastries don't work,
that's not the only way he can comfort you.
He's good when it comes to words,
he knows how to reassure someone.
So he gently wraps an arm around you,
and pulls you closer to him,
whispering comforting words to you, stroking your head as he gently plays with your hair.
DHDGHDDHUDD OK I KNOW PEOPLE KNOW I WAS SIMPING AT THIS PART-
SDJDBJDBJDBJDBJD-
But if you want some space, he would give it to you by all means.
Just know if you want to talk about it, want a listening ear, or just have someone beside you to cool off,
he's available.
He wants you to know he's there if you need him. <3
Immediately dials in Trey's phone number-
If I can even get A HOLD of IT *cries*
Cater Diamond
Dear lord-
If he stepped into your crying session by accident,
and he just SEES you crying-
He gets super emotional and dramatic-
and he just rushes to your side, no hesitation-
"Oh my god, s/o, are you okay??!!"
He's just really worried.
No way he wants to see his s/o cry!
He's not really good in his words either,
though he can cheer you up if you want to hear some jokes or stories on Magicam he found interesting.
But he'll most likely hug you affectionately,
just holding you and saying comforting words.
But if you need some space,
he would.
Although it makes him feel a little sad,
your emotional well being is upmost important to him.
If it makes you feel better,
then so be it.
He wants you to get better.
He'll be there if you need him though, and he would just stay there with you, just eating some spicy ramen noodles with you.
He just wants you to get well soon <3
Ace Trappola
Even if he had a girlfriend before,
he STILL has no idea wtf he's doing in your relationship.
He like-
B r u h-
And now he's come into the situation
of accidently stepping into your crying session-
F R I C K-
Okay okay-
First thing he's gonna do is asked what happened.
He'll try his best to comfort regardless if you want to share or not.
He'll just-
I can imagine-
Just awkwardly wrapping his arm around you,
just resting his head on top of yours
and just-
stay like that.
If you want some space,
he would give you space.
And that actually is much better for him because he doesn't really know what the frick he's supposed to do-
wow Ace-
so smart-
how romantic-
But you can call him up if you want to, just sit there with him, cuddling or something.
Maybe if you want, he can share with you how his day was.
He's not the best, but he will jolly well try <3
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jae-yoonie · 3 years
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I heard requests r open 👀👀 I was wondering if you could do a scenario where taeyong or do young catches or sees a photo in marks phone of him grabbing his gfs ass? (plot twist the hyungs don't know that theyve have sex yet)
A/N: sorry, hope you dont mind a head-canon
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So one day, Taeyong and Mark are out together and unfortunately Taeyong’s phone dies
But he has to call their manager to let him know they’re getting back a little later than expected
So he asks to borrow Mark’s phone
While Taeyong finds a quiet place to have his phone call, Mark decides to go buy some snacks, knowing manager-nim might ask a lot of questions and the call might get long
Taeyong on the other hand, manages to find a nice quiet corner to make his call and thankfully, all goes well
That is, until he ends the call and gets a glimpse of Mark’s home screen
It’s a mirror pic of you and Mark BUTT pun intended he’s holding your ass
?!!$&*%#!?@&$!!
Excuse me what? Mark is touching WHERE?!
Taeyong is sh👀k
I mean yeah, he’s well aware that the two of you have been dating a while
BUT THIS IS MARK
SMOL BABY MARK
Literally this is on his mind the rest of the day until he can have a chat with the other hyungs about this
And he’s awkwardly quiet on the way back so Mark is quite confused
“Hyung, is something wrong?”
“... No.”
“Why you being so quiet then?”
“I’m not...”
“You are though.”
“I’m not!”
Mark eventually gives up, given Taeyong is being ridiculously stubborn
And once his phone is back on and charged he summons a meeting with the hyungs and drops the bomb
All the hyungs are also sh👀k
But of course, they try to be mature about it
So they try to make some sense of this
Like maybe they’re reading into it too much
Maybe it was more of a playful/joking gesture rather than a sexual one
Besides, they can’t assume you guys are sexually active just because of a slightly suggestive picture... right?
In the end, they decide that Taeyong should just sit down with Mark and talk it out, leader to group mate
So finally they meet to talk
Ok Mark is super blunt about it honestly
Like he sees no problem in his actions
Taeyong tries to bring it up SOOO discreetly, like saying it anyway he can without actually saying it
And at first, Mark is like “bro, wtf u talking bout?”
But thennnnn it finally clicks and Marks just like:
“OH! Yeah we’ve had sex.”
Taeyong: *gasp* *speechless*
“... We’ve been dating for two years...”
Regardless of any of Mark’s very reasonable arguments, Taeyong is still in shock
Like you’d think he’s being immature
But it’s just so hard for him to see Mark that way when he was literally 👌🏻 this big when they met
Mark is like his son
He just needs some time to let it sink in y’know?
It just happened so soon
Or more like, Mark grew up so damn fast
*insert proud mom Taeyong* 🤧
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crows-child · 2 years
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"Dean, wtf."
Ronary fanfic made by yours truly
Plot: harry and ron just got back from a game. celebrate, woo.
"Good game Ladies and Gents- if there are any gentlemen here." Said Angelina, Sassily if I may add. Fred and George gasped simultaneously "can't you see me- uS- Angie?" Fred struggled to say as he was elbowed in the gut by George who was staring at him judgingly, "of course she can see you both, you look like giants!" Alicia exclaimed tiredly. Harry sighed looking at his bickering teammates and friends. shaking his head he makes his way to his room, after an encounter with a weird girl around his age. "wonder who that is..." he muttered under his breath. "wonder who?" a voice said nearly behind him, Harry yelped and turned around quicker than the 'years' in WandaVision. Ron backed up a little seeing the closeness lf Harry's b u t t, "what?" Harry questioned, clearly lying like the little bitch he is--  "who are you talking about?" Ron deadpanned "oH-! that weird girl I saw in the corrid-" poor harry can't even finish his sentence when Ron blew up to him and scoldingbhim for assuming the gender of the girl who had a mischievous glint in her eyes saying something's gonna blow up, "-and that is why you shouldn't assume other people's gender, Harry!" Ron huffed. "Uh, yeah, do you wanns know who I saw or no?" harry asked... "yes." Ron said quietly, almost defeated for some reason- "this weird PERSON bumped into me, smirked and ran away cackling like a mad-.... man" harry finished, looking at Ron, relieved he isn't going to blow up again.
"huh, I wonder why they cackled :/"
"they a with or smth?"
....
"harry- yer a wizard"
"HAGRID!? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM--"
"I'm the wizard ver. of Dom Toretto"
"wh-"
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"ho-"
*poof*
"alrighht, how did that just happen?" Ron questioned, confused well duh--. "idk anyway, nice job at the game Ron, you really got those balls put of the ring" Harry smiled innocently while Ron was blushing furiously "uH- yEah  yoU tO- I meanT-" he stumbled in his own words like a rookie in a police station. harry raised his hand for a *supposedly* high five, well that actually happen buuuUuT- Ron curled his fingers a smirk forming in his face THAT IS, closing near harry's. poor golden boy, blushing all 20 shades of red, "r-rOn? wTf yoU doInG--!?" Harry uh.. sqeaked, and at this time, he knew, he fucked up. he smashed his lips into Ron's B O L D L Y. Look, scarhead, just because you won against Ravencalw today dOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO SNOG MY POOR BABY- *cough* now it's Ron's time to perform 20 shades of gr- Red. Ron's is widen 'is this really happening??' 'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL SHOULD I DO--' 'what's for dinner? is it something special because we won?' Ron screamed, and asked in his head. when he finally got back to reality he could see Harry's hand about to slap him back to his mother's womb- "oI! what do you think you're dojng!?" the redhead screamed "you spaced out, as I said-- I think they're name is" ____"-- wait why can't I say it? "harry asked, to no one really. he forgkt Ronnie was there lil bitch.. first he kissed him not this? THE A U D A C I T Y. then everything turned white because I'm the blinding goddess and I have blessed you with my presence. Ron opened his eyes seeing Harry kissing him again! 'damnnn I got my sister's manzz this is a fucking victory' he finally kissed back and psHhHh! fireworks pwAh pWahHh it was a beautiful sight, and then dead interrupted. "Hey Neville are yo-" Dean's sentence was cut off by Ron throwing a book near Dean's head "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LOVE BIRDS- IM GOING NO NEED TO GET THROWY! HERMOINE'S GONNA BE MAD!" Dean shouted scrambled to go outside. Harry looked at the side while Ron was rubbing his neck with his hand, having a mental victory. "sorry about that Ron..." Harry said quietly, "it's alright mate," Ron replied... "look, I liked you for a long time already, and uh.. doyoulikemeback?" Ron said quicker than Natasha's funeral. Harry blinked once, twice and sold! to the man with red hair! Harry smiled and chukled softly (I refuse to say giggle.) "of course! I wouldn't have kissed you if I didn't you big bafoon." harry replied, Ron's smile was so bright and huge it became the new sun for the sake of the Humans that no one cares for. he Hugged Harry so tight he's turning blue. Harry and Rin laughed together I can picture them gOahHshsjrhrj dkjrj- they stared at each others eyes before kissing once again, happily.
tags: @acciorxses @g1nny-p0tter @loonyloopylupin5
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japan national team x reader | w.c 1.3k
a/n: omg guys here’s the super cute epic collab fic i made w all my frieednsies <33 we all worked superrrr hard on this so pls don’t be mean!!!!!!!!! pls enjoy its xoxox and don’t forget to follow everyone here on this kidnapped by hq collab <33333333333
warnings: not proofread bc who does that xD (guys pls free me from this hell i’m in so much pain i didn’t even look at this i skimmed over it i left it as is, gg)
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Read this while lsitening to the best song evar!!!!!!!!!!!1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_cXhBy78T4&ab_channel=JonasBrothers if you dont listen whil reading ill eat ur family MONCH MONCH MONCH
i go dwnstars, yelling ‘by mum!’ bfor laceing up my wite convrrse hightops (NOT blck becauz u cant sharpi on it) wth 1d lyrics scribbled on it. i rmb to draw a directioner infinite sign on mywrist. perfect, i think to mysdlf.
I never thot i would get to go to the olympics all the way on the other side of the planet in toky o japan! It was a dream come true for a simple, average, run of the mill girrl like me, who is 5’7 with naturally wavy hair, that’s not curly or strait and eyes as blue as the dark blue part of the ocean. 
I been dreaming of the olypoics since fetus. I just knew I had to be here, but I never thought it would actually happen. The only thing that would make it better is if I had a smezxy smexy boyfrwend! (A/n: Tee-hee! Maybe even two! (Or five! <333) haha! Aren’t I so quirky? <3)
I’m Wearing A Mint Green Crop Top That Ties In The Front And Some Denim Shorts With Black Converse. I Don’t Need Makeup Because My Skin Is Naturally Smooth And Clear And My Lips Are Already Red #wokeuplikethis And I Listened Only To MCR And P!ATD On The Plane Ride. I Bet You Dont Know Who They Are, THey’re My Favorite Banxds And Are Super GOod And Like Underground Bands. (A/n: Okay But If You Don’t LIke Welcome TO THe BLack Parade GTFO Of My FIc I Don’t Need YOu Here xoxo) 
ok so like,, im on my way to the olympics but then like, i get kidnapped !!! the car i was in was like super expensive and i cant see anything with the blindfold on. i hear voices of men all around me though, for like, a whole 30 minutes before they bring me somewhere and tie me up? "Take Her BLindfold off," one of them say, i hear. and im so nervous. but it's like a dream when they tug my blindfold off and im met with the prettiest emerald orbs ever looking back at me.
my stomach knotted in fear (more like an angry swarm of butterflies fluttering around ) i feel like screaming or squealing or both bc those eyes belong to someone so gorgeous . even more gorgeous than harry styles. hes like a god. i woukd so worship his foot. or something. (squee omg i can’t believe this is happening. i bet you wish that it was you huh?) 
bro who tf has emerald orbs green eyes im blanking rn
^ yo i was gonna ask i cannot for the life of me remember who
his #afff14 sppheres peered into my soul i really just felt seen. i took a deep breath before fainting he was just so pretty. *one hours later* i woke upa nd saw the pretty viridescent peepers staring into mine. like he was literally two inches away from my face omg i could feel his minty breath on my lips it smelled so good.
“My name is atsumu miya,” he said gruffly, the gruffness in his voice so gravely. “And me and me mates here think yer the most gorgeous girl weve ever seen. I blink up at him, orbs gleaming amd full of tears. 
“What do u mean, i’m just a normal quirky girl?” I say shakely, biting my lip. I bit my lip as the piss blond man spoke.
“You don’t know ur beautiful.” YOUR INSECURE DONT KNOW WHAT FOR YOUR TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WAlk THROUGH THE DO OO OOOOOR
“U may be a normal quirky girl but ur OUR nroaml quirky girl now” his friend said with a deep voice. It was so deep that i almost thot it was like the ocean, he had curly balck hair and his eye were sooo mysterious (a/n i loooove sakusa i can’t believe him and his friends kindapped me omgggg XD)
“Stop it go away” osamu said (hee hee i can never remmber  tell which twin is which LOL i think its osamuuu) “no u have to share” sakusa responded angrily. I starred at them and didn’t know what theyd do next!
I looked over to he side ans see sakura pulling out hand sanitizer passing it around to his teamates. The green orbed boys huff as they put it on. i wished i could see his whole face hes so sedy, look over here pretty girl, i gasp pulled from my thoughts by their captain kita walking into the room with his hands on his hips and was theat aran? “You look even better in peroiusn” aran said to me, walking over to me “how do you know who i am?” i ask.
“listen bbygurl...” he yealls, pulling out a chair to sit acros from me. “you dont get to ask the questions, we are your new masters, and you shall do as we say.” i gulp nervously, my stomach feeling like a sharkndao is happening inside. “we hope u will be worth every penny we payed foru.” 
“M-m-m-masters?” my head felt like it was spinning in a teacup from disney land as i thought about what he just said to me. what did this mean? was i gooing to miss the olympics?? I wanted ot hate him with his super smug look on his face but i cant deny that he looks kind of hot and i’m into guys who look just like him,, the other guys r also relly attractive it makes my heart race. I look around trying to find answers when i make eye contact w a really really reall y tall guy who i thinks name is gao only to see another really really relly tall guy next to him,, hyakuzawa?
“what are yo going to do to me then?” ((*lenny face))
you ask, stomach bubbling. maybe i shoudnt have ateen that stale pizza earlier and washed it down with watermelon-lemon minute maid because now i felt like it was gonna come up. ((ew gross um tw vomit mention hehe)
“Dont worry were going to grab seme din din soon lil one,” one of them says. His name espapes me. Hes a ginger. They wont answer me for some reason and i suddenly miss my freedom when i would go to school (i go to an expesive private school for rich kids ahahah).
“WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ME??” i yell again batting my fists against the ginger but he doesnt even blink. Ive decided hes hot but in a short king kinda way. His hair reminded me of of like cheeto coloured fine thread woven into waves.,,, like the ocean xD (ans...this has an ocean theme)
sudenly there was another voice it was yalling “BOKE HINATA BOKER” i looked with my stricking dark blue orbs and there wasd inother pair of stricking dark blueor bs like the ocean and blck hair. his voicde was veryy deelp an sexxcy (a/n lololol i luv u gakeyama kun *w*)
theres suddenly a loud voice in ur ear screaming directly into ur eardrum " BAKA KAGYEAMA BAKA"  (wtf our they communicating ????  ? )    i cringe at the yellign and another pair of strong arms bulls me away . i land against a hard, solid chest, i can feel the six pack thru his track Suit. 
and then my alarm clock playin what makes u beatyful goes off n i woke up. 
amen.
i rub my eyes wakng up, starrn into the mirror at my super borng brwn ugly eyes and brsh my equaly borng brwn hair. i lok up at m wall and see harey stylz and niallr starinf back at me on t walls. i sigh dreamily. they wud twll me my brwn uairs beatufil. 
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