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Adam Cole: Kindness suits you.
MJF: Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.
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unintentionaloracle · 10 months
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Kevin: CAN ALL OF YOU JUST GO AWAY!?
The Other Tag Teams: *leave*
Pearce: *leaves*
Sami: *turns to leave*
Kevin: *grabs Sami, sighs* No, not you. You can stay.
Sami: :D
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bayleymania · 2 years
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Hook: Danhausen doesn't have a crush on me.
Ricky: Yes he does.
Hobbs: Yes he does.
Taz: Yes he does.
Danhausen: Yes I do.
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iiconicxpersona · 1 year
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AEW fans to MJF: MONSTER! MONSTER! MONSTER!
MJF: I’M NOT A MONSTER! I was just pretending to be a monster!
AEW fans: Huh?
MJF: I’m sorry that you’re starving because I ate all of your crops, even though you’re all still really fat and I probably helped you lose some weight.
AEW fans: Did he just call us fat!?
MJF: Don’t get all bent out of shape! I’m just being honest!
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skylessnights · 14 days
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [2/?]
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harringroveera · 3 months
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Max don’t spill his secrets like that
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 6 months
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Stiles: Ah, that first sip of coffee.
The Betas: WE ARE IN A FIGHT?!?!
Stiles: No, you guys are in a fight. The same you guys who kept me up until 3am with your werewolfing shit.
Stiles: I am having coffee, and I will hit whoever comes within batting reach. Might even hit an enemy.
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orange-catsidy · 6 months
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fict1onallyobsessed · 9 months
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hi, may i request a rhea ripley x fem! reader in which rhea's clothes keep disappearing from her wardrobe and she wonders who it could be until she caughts y/n wearing her hoodie? 🥺
Missing Attire
Rhea Ripley x Reader
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“Babe, have you seen the black and white hoodie I bought not long ago?”
Rhea’s voice was muffled through the bathroom door but your heart sank a little as you stood silently, thinking about what you could possibly say this time as an excuse.
“…in the wash.”
“In the wash? It was brand new.”
You unlocked the bathroom door, walked out and shrugged as you watched her shuffle for something else she could wear apart from that. Still, you knew you wouldn’t be getting away with this for much longer. Stealing her clothes when she was away was a habit you took up a while ago, but now it has gently faded into a more common thing even when she was home.
The fact she hadn’t realised yet was a miracle in itself.
“Heard you’re meant to wash new clothes, you know, good for the skin…or something.” Lies spewed through your teeth, white lies of course, but nevertheless sinful. You were out of her normal hoodies so you had to settle on a new one she wore once while you washed the others.
She stared at you with a questioning look in her eyes, a small smirk on her face as a gentle “uh-huh” left her lips. You watched as she looked through every draw possible to find a hoodie that matched her outfit, the muscles on her back barely covered by the black bra she was wearing.
“What about the sweats I just washed? They were clean, how come they’re in the wash again today?”
She didn’t actually seemed bothered, instead asking nonchalantly as she finally started to put on the clothes she found, turning towards you as she did so.
You tried not to laugh and you managed to reduce it to a huff, hands coming up to run through your hair to mask your smirk. You shrugged again, laying back down into your shared bed as you stared at the ceiling.
“Just found ‘em laying somewhere probably, dunno, don’t remember.”
“Uh-huh.” She repeated, walking closer to the bed you were laying in and stared down at you. She signed as she climbed onto the bed, laying her whole body weight on yours as she laid her head on your chest. “If you say so.”
The time she actually caught you wearing her hoodie was after she came back from the gym one day. She left before you woke up, leaving you alone in the bed with nothing but Barry and Luna to cuddle with. However, you recently couldn’t sleep without her around, and the next best thing you had was the scent on her clothes.
So, when she came back, you’d changed your attire, one of her hoodies on your body as you snored away hugging Luna as she slept beside you. Barry was half awake head butting Rhea’s leg as she looked down at the sight in front of her.
You honestly thought you’d be awake before she came back, but clearly you’d managed to over sleep every natural alarm clock in your body and proceeded to sleep later than usual.
She’s showered at the gym, so she couldn’t possibly pass up the opportunity to get back into bed with you. She barely managed to get in before you stirred awake, hand coming up to rub some of the tiredness out of you eyes.
“If you wanted to take my clothes you could have just said, I wouldn’t have minded.” Her voice was really soft, a small sign escaping her lips once she was situated and cuddles close to you.
You froze a bit before accepting your fate, it didn’t even process quick enough that she was indeed back and indeed laying on top of you again before she spoke up again.
“I knew it was you.”
You giggled a bit, playing with the ends of her short hair, running your hands through it.
“Well it wouldn’t have been Barry, would it?”
She laughed and the both of you watched Barry jump onto the bed after hearing his name. Both of the dogs cuddling clothes to the two of you, a cosy and mellow atmosphere falling in the room.
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THE END
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amiti-art · 4 months
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Cyrene: *fights a lion with her bare hands*
Apollo: Wow.
Apollo: I wish that lion was me.
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Tony: who would you say is the most innocent out of us?
Harley: Peter.
Tony: really? Not Capsicle?
Steve: Come on, Tony! It was one time!
Harley: watch this. Hey Peter! What's first base?
Peter: hand holding
Harley: and second base?
Peter: running your hand through their hair
Harley: and third base?
Peter: them seeing you have a panic attack
Tony: yeah, okay, this kid is too innocent for his own good
Clint: I'm gonna tell him
Tony: *repulsers on his hands* DON'T YOU DARE!
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Bryan: There’s something about you, Yuta. I’m not quite sure what it is. I look at you and-
Yuta: And you’re reminded of yourself when you were my age?
Bryan: What I was going to say is there’s something about you that is really annoying. You never do what you’re told and sometimes I question your intelligence, but even so I’m going to train you, because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.
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unintentionaloracle · 9 months
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Eddie: Did you hang out with Claudio last night?
Mox: You know? Yeah, I did.
Eddie: Oh, heh. I love Claudio...
Mox: You hate Claudio–
Eddie: YEAH NO SHIT, MOXLEY!
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bayleymania · 2 years
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Danhausen: Are we still on for tomorrow?
Hook: … You mean our wedding?
Danhausen: Danhausen is just making sure
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iiconicxpersona · 2 years
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Cole: First of all, I’m daddy around here.
Hangman: No one calls you that. If anyone is ‘daddy’ around here, it’s me.
Jay: You both got me fucked up. I’M the one they call daddy around here.
*Okada enters the room*
Cole: …
Hangman: …
Jay: *sigh* damnit.
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skylessnights · 18 days
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quote [1/?]
in/sp
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