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mulletcal · 4 years

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sundress seductress - a calum hood one shot.

a/n: okay SO, this is a collab piece w my twin @talkfastromance4 about a post we both saw about the perks of sun dresses. all the smut for the luke and calum hoes of the world. see her part here!

word count: ~2.9k (literally 18 words off from being 3k)

warnings: smut, all smut basically, light spanking, oral (male receiving), also mentions of receiving oral.

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If you had to pick a song for how you originally thought your summer would go, you probably would have chosen ‘Summertime Sadness’ by Lana del Rey. Cuffing season had come to an end, and so did the relationship you had gotten into mid-October. Your best friend had other plans for the two of you, however, and that’s how you met Calum - which drastically changed your impending summer plans around.

He made you flustered, but you did well in not showing it. When you first met, you would always end up with your legs tucked under yourself, leaning in to whatever he was saying. His words always captivated you, and mixed with his deep, smooth voice you knew that you were a goner.

The night he had everyone over at his, you offered to help stay and clean up, the rest of the group leaning on too drunk to function. You weren’t too much of a drinker, so having only had a single drink offered to drive your best friend home - But Ashton, recently sober, offered to be a designated driver to most of them. He always had mused to you that it was funny to be on the outside of things, especially driving your friends home because they often had something hilarious to say. Ashton also was aware of your crush on Calum, catching your pining looks more often than not.

As you assisted Calum in cleaning up empty bottles and cups, you noticed him tossing glances at you over his shoulder; unsure if it was just his buzzed state, or if something was wrong, you ignored it - figuring if he had something he wanted to say, he would. It wasn’t until you felt hands on your hips did you realize why he had been looking at you.

“Calum, what are you doing?” But you knew, you could feel him pressed into your back, his arousal apparent.

“I think you know, doll. Saw you lookin’ at me tonight,” He mumbled, brushing his nose against your neck. You shivered at the feeling, lacing your fingers with his and tugging them so his arms were wrapped around you more.

While you were very aware that you could have what you wanted right then and there, you were also aware that Calum wasn’t fully in the right state of mind. “While I would love to, because you do look exceedingly handsome tonight, you’re drunk and I don’t think we should. If you remember this, maybe some other time, yeah?”

Calum was silent for a moment, too silent, and you could slowly feel your chance with him slipping away. Taking another beat, he sighed, pressing his lips to your cheek, “I’m sorry. You’re right, you just look so good in that dress - couldn’t stop thinkin’ bout it.”

“No need to be sorry, but I’ll help you clean up and maybe we can chill for a bit longer?”

“You could stay the night, if you’d like. My bed is very comfy, and I’m sure Duke will appreciate the snuggles.” You couldn’t say no to his boyish charm, so you agreed. Nothing progressed further than a couple sweet kisses, which made your heart warm.

***

Your sleepovers with Calum became more frequent, but nothing ever going past some kisses, and maybe a little bit of heavy petting. The time never felt right to let it go further than that, in the back of your mind you were scared if you let it go there too soon it might wreck things between the two of you.

Waking up that morning, you had almost completely forgotten of your plans to go shopping with your best friend, her text asking what time you were picking her up acting as a shot of espresso to your system.

“Shit, sorry. An hour, if that works for you?”

She had agreed, and it wasn’t long before you were browsing the aisles of the store, on the hunt for a perfect dress. You had a plan in your head, a way to drive Calum crazy to the point where he would initiate the first move, instead of you feeling inclined to do so.

“I’m just nervous that after my ex, maybe having sex too soon will just make me seem easy.”

“Didn’t you just get done telling me how you went down on him in his shower last night?” She teased, eyes not glancing up from her phone. Swatting at her arm, you laughed before turning back to the rows of clothing, your eyes landing on a blue dress that looked nice.

Attempting to show her, you laughed at her flustered expression - you were happy for her, that her talking to Luke seemed to be going well, really well if the text you landed your eyes on had anything to say about it. It gave you an idea for your best friend to also finally drive Luke over the edge, and it worked because it could maybe go hand in hand with your idea for Calum.

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The day had finally come, and a few hours before you had sent a text to your best friend:

“Okay, so I’ve been thinking. Your mans seems like he’s a very visual person, like wants to see the goods before he buys kinda guy. I’m thinking our plan should be: no panties. I know your dress is short but hear me out… If you sit across from Luke at any point, you have the perfect opportunity to flash him. And since he’s a visual person I feel like it won’t be long before you're bent over some sort of surface.”

It didn’t take long for her to respond with, “And what about you?”

“Cal seems more like a touch kinda guy. I’m guessing at some point there will be no open seats, so I’ll make a move to sit in his lap and casually put his hand on my ass so he can feel. I also have plans to dance on him so that would likely help push him.”

On top of everything else, you had painted your lips with a deep red lipstick that paired well with your dress, grinning at your own reflection as you sent a selfie to your best friend to see what she thought. With her approval, you were ready to go.

The BBQ was in full swing when you arrived, Calum giving you a big grin as if you hadn’t just seen him that morning. Casually walking over to him, you let his arms slip around your waist in a hug, slipping away teasingly before his hands could dip any lower.

“What kinda party is this, you gonna get me a drink handsome?” You teased, lacing your fingers with his to tug him over to the outdoor bar area.

“Damn hello to you too,” He said with a laugh, biting his lip as you watched his eyes drag over your figure.

After your first drink, you nursed another while you ate, attempting to put at least one plan of yours into action once you finished eating. Michael had gone into full DJ mode, and you glanced at your best friend who cocked an eyebrow at you before turning back to Luke. She had been sitting across from him, so you knew her plan was close to being put in place too.

Wrapping your arms around Calum’s neck, you swayed your hips with his, a small grin on his lips while he rested his hands on your lower back. Lifting your eyes to meet his, you moved one hand to meet his on your back, sliding it lower so he could feel that you had gone commando. His eyebrows shot up in surprise, the look in his eyes changing from amused to something you couldn’t place, and you continued to dance. At one point, you had turned around so you could grind your ass against him subtly - you knew he got the hint though, from the way his grip tightened on you.

It wasn’t much longer after that did you see your opportunity to strike. He had taken a break from your dancing, and you had been leaning against the bar to talk to Ashton - but Ashton’s attention got called elsewhere, so you decided to go and take a seat, and no open spots were available. Taking Calum’s hands, you moved them so you could perch yourself in his lap, ass brushing against his crotch with a bit more pressure than necessary. His fingers tightened on your thighs, giving you a warning look.

Over the next hour, every chance you got to shift in his lap, you did. Each time was met with some sort of sharp intake of breath, or a soft warning squeeze. Brushing your hands through his hair, you would occasionally drag your fingernails along his scalp - something that would typically make him fall asleep, but the combined pressure of your ass against him, and the pressure you applied as you moved your fingers across his head told him you wanted something different.

Excusing yourself, you began to head inside, tossing one final glance over your shoulder to see if Calum was watching, and he was. You figured the downstairs bar area would be the least obvious place for Calum to pin you against a wall; but it didn’t seem like he cared because he followed you inside almost immediately, arms snaking around your waist as you stopped.

“Where do ya think you’re goin’, angel?” Calum asked, his voice low and husky. You could feel his length pressing against the small of your back, just like it had the night at his house.

You licked your lips slowly, tilting your head to look back at him, “Was thinkin’ we could go somewhere more private.”

Without saying another word, you tugged on his hand, giggling softly as he crashed into the doorframe to head downstairs. He gave you a small pout, ultimately succumbing to his own bout of giggles. As you reached the bottom of the set of stairs, it didn’t take long for Calum to press you against the nearest wall, his right leg going between your thighs and pressing against your core.

“Wish we had more time, so I could tease you for being such a fuckin’ tease. But who knows, anyone could walk in at any moment and see you like this, so we should get a move on, hm?” His leg applied more pressure, causing you to gasp and grab ahold of his forearm.

You wasted no time in grinding yourself against his leg, whining at the friction against your bare center. Fingernails digging into Calum’s arm, he moaned softly and dipped his head to nip at your neck - at that moment you had absolutely zero care in the world if he marked you up, as long as it meant you could have him.

“That’s enough,” he murmured, pulling his leg away, “Princess is so needy, aren’t you? Take anything that I’ll give you, hm?” His large hand cupped your chin, forcing you to look up at him. You knew he liked to be in control, or you had at least assumed, but seeing him with the dark expression on his face sent electricity coursing through your veins.

Your hands found the buttons to his pants easily, while he worked on his shirt - you were grateful he decided to lose the shirt, because you wanted to be able to leave your mark on every square inch of shoulder and back that you could. His length wasn’t unfamiliar to you, but knowing where the next few moments were about to lead, you shivered with excitement and pumped him with your hand in agonizingly slow strokes.

“What’d I say about bein’ a fuckin’ tease?” He whispered lowly into your ear, hands slipping around to cup your ass. “Gonna wrap your legs around me princess?”

Nodding, he lifted you to the best of his ability, you wrapping your legs around him, noting the way he groaned softly at the feeling of your platforms digging into his back. He took a moment, using his knee to support as he grabbed his length, teasing it against your entrance. Without another warning, he pushed inside, holding his breath as he sunk in inch by inch.

You had to fight to quiet your moan, lips capturing his in a deep kiss as he began to move his hips slowly, small grunts escaping his lips. You tried your best to meet his hips, but you came to realize no one had told you how difficult sex against a wall could be. It caused you both to giggle when your ass slipped down the wall, Calum quickly tossing a glance over his shoulder for an alternative.

Both of you gazed the same direction, eyes landing on a bar stool, and he met your gaze with a grin. Calum let your legs down, and you chewed on your lower lip as he slipped out of you, sighing at the loss of him. He guided you gently to bend over the stool, hiking up your dress to rest over your back.

“So pretty like this, wish I had done this sooner,” Calum said, hands roaming over your ass, delivering a soft spank that had you reeling, pushing your ass back against him to encourage him to do something, anything else. When he finally pushed back into you, the new angle had him dragging across every right spot.

“Baby fuck me, please,” You whined, pushing back against him once again as he started his slow rhythm that he had before. His hands kneaded your backside, which lead you to moan into your arm, attempting to keep at least mildly quiet.

Calum didn’t care, his speed picking up and the sound of skin meeting skin was evident to probably anyone who happened to pass by the doorway. His moans were short, needy, as he rolled his hips into yours - shifting so he could hit the perfect spot that would send you hurtling towards the edge.

You weren’t sure if it was the fact that it was so risque, the two of you fucking in someone else’s house not hidden somewhere not to be found, or the fact that the two of you had so much sexual tension built up - but the moment he hit that spot, you cried out, very aware that you were going to hit your peak sooner than you would have liked.

“Cal, cal, cal…” You whispered, knuckles turning white from how hard you gripped the stool.

“Cum for me baby, it’s okay to let go,” he moaned, his hand delivering another smack, more rough this time, against your ass. The feeling of his hands, the feeling of him was too much, and it sent you over the edge, moaning his name quietly as you did so. He fucked you though it still, your sensitivity in overdrive; his thrusts only slowed when you came down, leaning forward to brush a piece of hair behind your ear, “Princess, m’not gonna last much longer either, I don’t wanna make a mess on this pretty dress of yours. Can I use that pretty mouth of yours?”

Calum’s words, the huskiness of his voice could’ve driven you to your second orgasm of the night, but he took your whimper as a yes, pulling his length from you leaving you feeling empty. He coaxed you to your knees, holding your hand as you went down so your shaky legs didn’t make you tumble.

When you got settled on your knees, you took him into your mouth almost immediately, taking him a little too far and gagging at first. You pulled back a little bit so you could bob your head, flattening your tongue along the underside of his length. His moans in response encouraged you, bobbing your head faster and using your hand to work what you couldn’t fit.

Looking up at him through your lashes, you saw him with his head back and eyes closed, letting out breathy moans as you did so. His fingers tangled in your hair, his hips moving on their own and whispered a soft, “Gonna cum baby.”

You angled your head, letting him to continue to thrust into your mouth before you felt the warm, salty liquid hit your tongue, Calum letting out quite moans as he came down. When you were sure he had come down, you cleaned him up, using his forearms to stand up, placing a sweet kiss to his lips.

Calum had just pulled his pants back up, and was about to begin buttoning up his shirt when you both heard a door open, only to reveal Luke and your best friend walking out with flushed expressions that you were sure matched yours and Calums.

“Oh shi--”

“Uhh--”

“Hi!” your best friend laugh nervously trying to break the very obvious awkward situation.

“Were you guys in there--?” You asked.

“Yup,” you nod trying to make the situation pass more quickly.

“So...we were out here having...and you two--” Calum points at you and Luke “--were in there having--”

“Yeah,” Luke sighs, grabbing your best friends’ hand and tugs her along past the two of you. You heard him whisper, “Tell fucking no one.” And it made you giggle.

Giving her a thumbs up as she glanced at you, you both laughed before you turned your attention back to Calum, “Sundresses have some perks, eh?” You grinned, swiping at his lip from the red lipstick remnants that were there.

“We’re gonna finish this when we get back to my place,” He said with a smirk, resting against the stool you had been previously bent over.

You had gone to go up the stairs, but turned to look at him over your shoulder, swiping your thumb across your bottom lip before sucking it into your mouth, “Think you already did handsome, but good try.”

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stonerbughead · 4 years

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Maria watches friday night lights (#29)

5x06! The theme of this episode for me is: Maybe Billy and Mindy Are Gonna Be Okay Parents After All!!

all the feels under the cut:

Lol whenever it’s a Luke episode they start in church.

Who else is at church? Let’s see: Julie’s back looking like she wants to Die, and Buddy Jr. fell asleep; Vince and Jess look adorable side by side in the pew.

“Eric Taylor: Kingmaker.” Lol Tami’s reaction is correct: “Kingmaker? Jesus Christ.”

Yeeeesh Julie trying to explain why she’s home from college is soooo cringe.

“What a good lookin couple” @ Julie and Buddy Jr. like they’re five year olds like nooo absolutely not! don’t do that to Julie, Buddy.

Every time Vince’s dad is here I’m so anxious bc I’m truly just waiting for him to break Vince’s heart again!

Omg the mayhem in the Riggins home when Tim calls, between Mindy and Becky and Billy! And omg Mindy sitting on Becky’s legs to keep her from getting up to try to say hi to Tim. Awww they all miss him so much—as do I!

Oh god and now an old enemy is here to press Vince for FIVE Gs???

Julie looks so cute trying to head back to school but I’m scared for her! She has a difficult situation she’s driving back to...if she is actually driving back to college!

Omgggg she just purposefully crashed the car to keep from having to go back???? FUCK, destructive behavior!!!

Aw I’m glad Vince is confiding in Jess about the money but...what are they gonna do 😭

Oh poor Luke, TMU wasn’t interested in him after all! I can see he’s gonna spiral.

Really, they’re all holding the Eric Taylor magazine in the bleachers? Lol

Oh shit the branding themselves thing made it back to the coaches?? TOO MUCH

“It’s every coach’s dream to experience the highest form of idiocy they can muster. And gentlemen, collectively us coaches, we are living our dreams.” Lmaooooooo

Ugh Julie isn’t telling Tami anything about school 🤦🏻‍♀️ “what’s going on?” TAMI KNOWS. Oh god making her promise to not freak out when she’s about to tell her mom she fucked a married TA.

“She slapped me in front of everyone, the whole dorm. I can’t go back there and I don’t know what to do.” Ugh Tami is a good parent for listening pretty non judgmentally considering the subject matter.

Ugh Eric being angry af and asking how old he is, same! “I’m gonna go up there and kick his ass! Who is up there messing around with students, with my damn daughter? One of the TAs?” CORRECT GO OFF ERIC

“Honey, our daughter is destroyed right now. That’s what we need to focus on.” also true ugh they’re such a good partnership

Ugh Eric immediately knowing she wrecked the car on purpose. He’s right and aw Tami doesn’t believe it.

“Maybe i should go traveling.” Uh Julie gurl no you should not! You’re making lots of bad choices and Tami is right, you need to take some responsibility for it!

“I just don’t get why I couldn’t talk to Tim for five minutes.” “Omg Becky because it’s a prison and not a dorm.” Correct, Mindy.

Omg dying at Mindy basically saying “I think you need to have some sex so you’ll stop lusting after a man in prison who is just your friend.” Love this scene of them shopping together!

Is Eric leaving early bc of Julie reasons or football reasons? I think Julie.

“Did you know he was married and had a wife?” Yeah I’d be as hurt as Eric is rn too.....bc she did that! ugh cheating is so awful

Oooooh Vince gave the guy that partial payment and stood up for himself...I’m scared for him! Ah!

“Our daughter slept with another man’s husband.” As someone who’s dad is a dirty cheater, I feel Eric’s disappointment but Tami is right that she needs y’all!

Luke is mad at Vince now. Well fook. They had just buried the hatchet and Vince didn’t know about the TMU bait and switch! This recruiting culture is so toxic.

Oh fuck no this dude is threatening and harassing Jess instead of Vince???? Omg he’s threatening to burn down the bbq joint?! Oh god

Awww Billy tearing up while watching old game tape of Tim’s, my heart🥺

Oh god belligerent Luke is here for Becky now. Billy really is growing up, realizing Luke is drunk and pulling him inside to keep him from driving WOW

Awww the baby in the landing strip dressing room with Becky, what a cute image.

Good point, Billy! “Were you thinking about scholarships when you were playing football at eight years old?”

Oh and he’s letting out a war cry?? Lol “I may have been the smallest guy in my team but I had heart.” Billy’s little speeches are starting to stack up.

Did Vince almost go to Eric but come to his dad instead? Ruh roh!

“Used to be Kennard wasn’t nothing but a little corner boy.” Is this a Wire reference? Lol bc very good one if so.

Oh shitttt this scene of Eric and Tami trying to get Julie to go to college is A LOT. 😭

Fuck! Eric hasn’t shown up to the game bc of this Julie thing, it’s really tearing him up!

Oh wow is this gonna be a Big Moment for Billy leading the team out?

“It’s Friday night in our house.” Oh here we go another Billy Riggins original!

And here’s Eric listening to Billy’s speech! Billy Becomes A Man

“It’s a good job.” Eric says. wow he got that approval! Billy really made it!

“Who you are on that field tonight is who you’re gonna be for the rest of your life, fellas.” And a classic Eric Taylor speech too as they walk out onto the field!

I knew Vince’s dad was gonna confront this dude himself and not actually call in favors. Oh shit he beat the SHIT out of Kennard, I see what they said about him being the king of the block before....the fact that his dad is beating the shit out of Kennard on the other side of the fence as where Vince is playing! DAMN.

Two types of dads in Dillon, huh? Geez!

Yay Luke puts the ball in the lil case at the bar for this game! Maybe things are looking up.

“I’m gonna take credit for everything you did tonight and I’m gonna live off that for awhile.” Wow am I actually proud of Billy’s ability to mentor Luke? Growth.

“By the time we’re done we’re gonna get you a scholarship anywhere you wanna go in the country.” My heart

Ooh and Mindy is playing match maker with Luke and Becky still!

You’re still not over Tim Riggins, Becky??? Mindy making sure that Becky isn’t waiting on Tim getting out of prison is actually a very good move. Oh shit and she’s pulling Luke from her husband over to Becky!!! “You’re both young and hot and you both need to get laid.” Love that she told them to screw like bunnies but made sure to mention protection! So funny.

(Lol Luke being so flustered and saying he promises he didn’t tell Mindy to say that, so cute! I’m dead.)

“You ain’t gotta worry about nothin. Just play football, do what you do.” Oh boy I do NOT believe that. Jess and Vince’s families eating pie together is way too nice, it’s gonna have to be messed up soon I’m assuming!

Damn Vince’s dad talking about how much prison sucks hits hard. “You’re sad all the time and you don’t know if you’ll ever be happy again.” Yep! Maybe prisons don’t actually help people rehabilitate themselves but just disappear social problems and make them worse!

Awww Gracie is so cute and sleepy and Eric’s thinking, hey at least you didn’t fuck someone’s husband yet LOL

“I didn’t mean to disappoint you.” oh Julie! Not just me who got that vibe! Yes we are all sadly very disappointed!

cc @lockitin @iconic-ponytail

#maria watches friday night lights #mine #friday night lights 5x06

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niall-talk · 5 years

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Why Was I Invited?

Here you go anon. Hope this is ok for what you asked for about Niall having a party and Y/N stays to help clean up. Also thank you @undertheniall for the gif. Also no re-read no edit so there will be typos and such. Sorry not sorry💜💜💜

Y/N pov

It was that time of the year where Niall was getting ready to head home for the holidays. Everyone was gathered at his house for his “going away” party. Nothing to major; a bbq and drinks with what seemed like half of LA. You made the cut after being introduced to him through Mully from where you worked at 40 Love. You had helped out with the food and drinks halfway through the party after Niall had asked you to get this or that for him from the kitchen. You didn't mind it much since it meant you got to spend some time talking to him.

“You know he likes ya right,” you heard the voice come from behind you. You rolled your eyes before you turned to see who was lying to you. You knew that there was no way he liked you other than an acquaintance. You wouldn't even say you were friends yet.

You turned with a platter balanced in one hand and two bottles of beer in the other. “Yeah he likes me helping do the running so he doesn't have to,” you gave a half-hearted smile to the guy you knew from the bar.

“No,well maybe that to, but he likes ya. I can tell,” Justin reached around you to grab a beer from the refrigerator. “He looks at you different than he does the other girls.” He paused long enough to open the bottle and to look around the kitchen. He leaned closer and spoke low enough for only you to hear, “plus you're the only one from the bar that was invited.” He winked at you before he walked outside to join the rest of the party crowd.

Great now you had that running in your head. “Hey Y/N,” you heard Niall call out. “You get lost in there?” His words mixed with an amused laugh. You made your way to the door and rolled your eyes at the sight of him and Mully fighting over dominance of the grill.

“No I did not get lost. Just had a little chat with someone.” You handed the empty platter to Mully and one of the beers to Niall. Mully reached for the other bottle, but you took a drink of it before he could get it. “Sorry boss. Didn't know you wanted one.” That got a chuckle from Niall, and a glare from Mully.

Mully gave up the fight for grillmaster, and left you there with Niall. “So this is a pretty big deal huh?” You tried to act like your mind wasn't replaying the short talk you had with Justin. You turned away from Niall to survey the mass of people in his backyard.

“Eh, kind of. It's my last bbq before I disappear back home for a few months. Go back to London and Mullingar for the holidays. Won't see this lot for about three or four months.” He moved beside you to look at his circle of friends.

You just nod and take a draw from your bottle. If this was a goodbye to his friends then why were you there? You had met him at the bar a few times and you got along well with him, but you didn't think that made you a friend.

As the party progressed you slowed down your drinking. You had made it to your warm fuzzy giggle level of drunkness. Everyone was laughing, singing and enjoying the party. You knew from your time of being a bartender that everyone had consumed a lot of alcohol.

Niall had caught your eye as he was chugging a dark drink along with Gullet, Mully and Justin. After they finished the drinks they let out some sort of caveman grunt, and started laughing uncontrollably. You couldn't help but laugh at Niall's loud contagious laugh.

“Oi! What's so funny,” Niall asked when he noticed you laughing at them. His cheeks and nose were slightly rosie from the alcohol he had consumed. His eyes a little droopy and you were pretty sure there was a slur hidden in that heavier than usual Irish accent.

“You four grunting and cheering like cavemen,” you giggled from behind you hand you moved to cover your mouth. They made their comments and more grunts that caused you to laugh harder and you snorted. That caused you to laugh harder. You noticed that Niall had moved beside you. He was laughing so hard at you that he was bent over hand on his stomach. “Don't laugh at me,” you said with a soft punch to his arm.

“That's not fair Y/N. You started it.” He lightly jabbed you with his elbow. After you both settled down from the laughfest he wrapped an arm around your shoulder. “So you havin’ a good time at me party?”

You saw Justin out the corner of your eye and didn't miss the wink he gave you before he turned his attention elsewhere. “Yeah its been fun.”

Before you could try for a conversation people made their way over to let him know they were leaving. He never pulled his arm away from you as he told them bye. You were included in some of the goodbyes. You were also given a few glares as you stood there tucked under his arm.

You moved away from him after the fourth glare, “Bathroom,” was your response when he looked to see what was going on. He gave you a nod. You made it inside for the first time in a few hours. You saw the same mess inside as there was outside. Empty bottles, red solo cups and empty plates scattered everywhere.

After you returned from the bathroom you noticed the crowd had shrunken substantially. Then you noticed that not a single one of them even offered to lift a finger to clean up.

You grabbed one more beer before you joined the crowd of about six including Niall. “That's my girl,” he said with a chuckle. “Y/N is still going strong with me.” He once again pulled you to his side leaving his arm around your shoulders.

“That's only cause I got a great boss that won't make me come in early tomorrow right?” You look over to Mully along with the rest of the crowd.

“Are ya scheduled early?” Mully had a confused look on his face as if he was trying to remember your schedule. You gave him a slight nod before drinking half the bottle in one chug. “Nah don't worry about it. We'll figure it out later.” He downed the last of his drink before he went inside.

You were feeling a little dizzy from the alcohol and the warmth you were wrapped in from Niall. You leaned into him taking in his day worn cologne, natural musk and alcohol. It shouldn't smell good but on him it was a sweet musky smell that left you wanting more.

After about another twenty minutes Niall's hand was on your lower back guiding you inside. You were telling the rest of the crowd goodbye.

“I guess you're leaving too,” he said in more of a question. His eyes were slightly dull and eyelids heavy with alcohol induced tiredness. His speech was a little slower and you knew that he would be passing out soon.

“Thought I would help clean up some.” He started to protest but you cut him off. “I need to sober up more before I try to drive all the way home. Might as well make myself useful.” You couldn't help but smile at the goofy look on his face.

“You don't have to clean up. Was m'party. I'll get it tomorrow.” He tried to protest again, but you wouldn't have any part of it. “Fine,” he gave in with a huff. He was a cute drunk. Then again when wasn't he cute? “Let me get changed and I'll help ya.”

He headed up to his room and you headed for the kitchen. First thing you did was get you a cold bottle of water to help you sober up. After searching for cleaning supplies you set to work. You had not noticed that you were three-fourths of the way finished, and Niall had not come to help. You finished with a final wipe down of the kitchen table before you took the second trash bag out to the garage. It was nearly three a.m., and you were too tired to drive home. You crashed on the sofa and set your alarm for enough time to get home before work.

Niall pov

You let out a groan as the sunlight hit your face. You tried to hide from the light under your pillow, but it wasn't working. “Damn it,” you huffed after you tossed the pillow off the bed. You rolled off the bed headed straight for the bathroom. You saw your reflection, but didn't give a damn how you looked. You had a numb throbbing pain wrecking your head. You couldn't remember much from last night. You had a faint vision of chugging something dark that burned on the way down. Your stomach tried to turn on you at the thought of all you must have drunk. You looked for your pills but couldn't find them anywhere. You groaned as you gave up and headed for the kitchen.

When you made it downstairs you were surprised to say the least. You passed Mully's room and heard him snoring. “Lucky bastard,” you huffed. You looked around at the clean room. You were pretty sure it didn't look like this last night. You heard movement in the kitchen; so that's where you headed.

When you rounded the corner you stopped dead in your tracks. She was here. Y/N was in your kitchen standing in front of the stove. Shit now you cared how you looked, but it was a little too late for that. You stood there for a moment taking in the vision before you. You wondered if she knew what she did to you. You wondered if you had half the effect on her that she did on you.

“Oh hey Y/N,” you heard your gruff husky morning voice call out to her. She turned to see you in your shorts and bedhead hair. You couldn't stop the smile that found its way to your lips. She looked good standing there just doing her own thing. Damn it if you didn't feel like shit and look worse you would have tried to make a move. “You're here?”

“It appears that way,” Y/N pointed to the water and pills on the table. “Better get them in ya before you eat.”

“Thanks. Did you come back?” You were confused. You looked around the kitchen that should have been a major disaster area after the party. You shuffle around the table and felt her warmth beside you.

“No I crashed on the sofa. Hope that's ok.” She looked over at me, “It was near three when I finished. So I just stayed here.”

Even more confused I asked, “Before you finished? And why didn't you sleep in one of the extra rooms?” I took the pills and finished the water.

“Yeah someone was going to change and come help clean up. That someone never made it back,” she smirked at me then went back to fixing breakfast.

I slapped a hand to my forehead, ‘“Sorry'bout that. I passed out. Barely remember even making it to my room.” I looked around the kitchen again, “You didn't have to clean. You shouldn't be cooking after all that.”

“Yeah well I'm pretty sure my stomach was going so start eating itself if I didn't feed it soon,” she laughed. That laugh was amazing and I wanted to hear it more.

She turned the stove top off and asked me to pass her a plate. I did and watched her plate up a serving of eggs toast sausage and bacon. “Your house; I assume you know where the drinks are.”

“What no coffee,” I teased her as I took the plate from her. I passed her the next plate and saw the side eye she gave me. God she looked good. I had to distract myself from outright ogling her entire body.

“Nope I don't drink it therefore I don't fix it,” she stated matter of factly.

She finished the second plate and I took it from her and sat both on the table. “What ya want to drink?” I opened the refrigerator and listed what I had.

We chatted over breakfast, but I honestly couldn't tell you half of what was said. I was so distracted by her. How beautiful Y/N was, how melodic her voice and laugh sounded. How natural she seemed to act with me. Not many people were like this around me. Not at first anyway. “Could you be any more perfect?”

She coughed sounding strangled. “Excuse me?” She said as she tried to catch her breath.

Oh shit you idiot. You said that outloud. I know I had to look panicked. I ran my hand over my face and up through my hair. There was no way to play that off. “Well I mean you clean and cook amazingly. Is there anything you can't do?” God I wanted to punch myself.

Her cheeks flushed and she suddenly couldn't look me in the eyes. “Oh um I mean,” she stammered. God she even looked good embarrassed. I'm sure I looked like a complete fool. After a brief pause in the conversation she glanced up at me through her lashes and smirked, “Just wait till ya get my bill for all that.” We both broke out into a fit of laughs.

“What's so damn funny,” Mully asked as he walked into the kitchen looking worse than I did. We just laughed harder at him. He joined us after fixing a plate.

"Ok well I guess I better head home to get read for work,” Y/N said as she took her dishes to the sink. I looked at Mully and kicked him under the table.

“What the hell man?” He glared at me completely oblivious to everything. I nodded my head in her direction as she was turned away from us. I raised my eyebrow at him and mouthed the words day off to him. He just looked at me while my unspoken request soaked into his brain. “Oh hey Y/N don't worry about work today." I silently thanked him.

Y/N turned back to us and asked if he was sure. He told her yeah he would take care of it. He gave me the smallest of nods but I caught it. Y/N hugged him and called him the best boss. Something stirred in me when she did that. There was a tightness in my chest and I felt my cheeks warm up when she messed with his bed hair. Get it together Niall.

“Yeah yeah,” he pushed her away and announced that he was going to his room and make some schedule changes.

“So I guess I need to go. Thanks for the invite to the party. I had fun.” She looked everywhere, but at me. Not going to lie; that hurt.

“No problem. Glad ya came. No need to leave unless ya got something else to do.” Her eyes immediately made contact with mine. Damn it why did I keep putting my foot in my mouth? “I mean you can hang out here if ya want. I got nothing to do today but recover from last night.”

She just looked at me and I could tell she was mulling it over in her head. “Thanks Niall, but I need a shower and clean clothes.”

Before I knew what happened I blurted out, “Got four showers here and you can borrow some clothes.” I instantly felt like that nervous awkward teen again with her. God what she did to me was ridiculous. “Besides I owe ya for the helping out with the party, the cleaning and breakfast.”

We sat in silence for what felt like an eternity. She finally gave me a nod. “Great, so come on and I'll get ya setup.” I appeared calm on the outside. Inside my inner teen was fist pumping.

After I got Y/N set up with a shower and clothes I cleaned the breakfast dishes up and decided a shower was needed for myself. As I made my way to my room I heard a door open. I stopped and had to pick my jaw up off the floor.

She stepped out of the room in a pair of my gym shorts and a t-shirt. Her wet hair hung loose pushed back behind her ear. She tapped away on her phone and let out a chuckle before she put her phone away. “Oh hey,” she blushed.

“Hey yourself,” was all I could think to say. “You good?” Y/N smiled with a nod. “Well make yourself at home. Gonna get a shower myself.”

“Thanks,” was her simple reply. Her arm brushed against mine when she passed me. I was pretty sure she felt the same spark I did with that contact. She had to because she stopped and looked up at me before she continued down the hallway.

After my shower we just sat around with the tv on for background noise and a momentary distraction. “Ok so I have to ask,” her voice broke the silence between us. I turned to face her scared of what was to come next. “I talked with Justin last night,” she paused and looked away. What the hell did Justin say? “Why was I invited last night. He said I was the only one from work that was invited.”

Remind me to kill him later. “I mean,” now it was my turn to look away and think over my words before I made a fool of myself again. “I don't know. I just feel like we click. Ya know we get along well.”

As the words left my lips her expression changed. Not sure if sadness is the right term but her smile wasn't as full as it had been. Her eyes shifted down to her hands that was playing with the blanket she was covered with. Was that not what she wanted to hear? Someone help me out here. “Why? What did he say?”

“He said he thought you liked me. That I was the only one from work that was invited.” The look I had tried to figure out on her face never changed and I finally recognized it as disappointment. “I told him he was wrong.” Y/n's voice sounded so weak. She tossed the blanket off her legs to get up from the sofa. “I'm sorry. I need to go.”

My heart jumped out of my chest it was beating so hard and fast. I had to do something; say something. I didn't want her to go. I dropped my head to the back of the sofa and rubbed my hands over my face. “Wait,” I blurted out.

I stood and grabbed her elbow to keep her there with me. She turned all wide eyed. “He may not have been wrong. I just.” I looked into her beautiful eyes and lost my train of thought. I looked over her entire face still not sure what to say. I looked at her mouth. Those lips looked so soft and inviting. I don't know what came over me. I kissed her. It wasn't a deep passionate one but it was soft and quick.

As I pulled back I took in the confused but happy look on her face. “Shit sorry. I shouldn't have done that.” She tried to protest, but I cut her off. “I just don't know what to do around you. I like ya, and want to get to know ya better Y/N. You just have this pull on me. If you are near I just get pulled in and want to be around ya.”

I waited for her to say something. A hint of where she was with all of this. Did she feel anything like I did. Was this all just one sided? God just give me a hint of what was going on in her head. As if the heavens heard my plea Y/N hugged me. “How do we get to know each other with you leaving for three months?”

I wrapped my arm around her and closed my eyes in a silent celebration. “We could start with lunch. I'll call in a delivery?”

#niall horan #niall fic #anon req #non smut #why was i invited #akward niall #thank you anon #thank you justine #why am i like this #no edit #sorry not sorry #prob gonna be errors

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Maui Hawaii Recap

Last September Zach and I took a trip to Maui, Hawaii for 8 days and had the BEST time. Plus, we got engaged! I figure it’s about time that I do a round up of what we did, where we stayed, where we went, what we ate, etc!

Transportation:

We opted for a convertible Camero and LOVED it! Everyone said you need a jeep for The Road to Hana, but that’s not the case whatsoever. Maybe the roads used to be bad, but in 2018 they were great!

Lodging:

We went the Air BnB route and stayed in a groud level condo at Kehei Akah. Our room had a washer/dryer, one bedroom, full kitchen, one full bathroom, large living room, patio, and access to a pool. We would 100% stay there again.

Activities:

Surfing (very mild) at Kalama Beach. Zach went across the street to Maui Wave Riders Shop and rented a surfboard and shirt. There was a dog out there surfing named Church and it was the cutest! You can purchase lessons and actually learn with the dog - maybe I’ll do that next time.

Scenic drive to Ahihi-Kinau natural reserve lava fields and saw little wild black goats along the side of the road. Head up, you will not have any service out there.

Yoga with goats. This was one of the coolest things we did and we found it on the Air BnB “Experience” section. It’s literally in the STUNNING backyard of someones house. They were incredibly nice, you get to feed the goats, the goats LOVE to be all over you, you get time at the end for photos, and can rent a mat through them.

Drove to top of Haleakala Crater which was recommended from everyone to do at sunrise. However, you are required to book tickets in advance and they had been sold out for months so we just went in the middle of the day on a whim after Goat Yoga. It was cool, but if you’re short on time I think there are cooler things to do. It’s a little chillier up there so bring a sweatshirt. I definitely got sick on the way back down the mountain because of the twists and turns and perhaps the altitude so heads up.

Road to Hana. This was for sure the best part for us, but we like to explore. It’s an ALL day thing so be prepared. We planned it out the night before and used the GyPSy app (download it before you leave because you won’t have a lot of service) and it was AWESOME! Seriously use it the entire trip, not just Road to Hana. Bring extra shoes with you - I wore flip flops but you’d be more comfortable in sneakers but be ready for them to be wrecked if you like to explore and climb rocks, walk, etc like I do, a bathing suit if you want to swim, towel, sunglasses, camera, snacks, and a car charger for your phone. Here is a detailed itinerary of what we did and where we stopped:

Stopped at Ho’okipa Beach to watch surfing,

Hiked at Waikamoi Nature Trail (muddy and rooty),

Garden of Eden where Zach proposed at the Keopuka Rock Overlook which is a scene from Jurassic Park. We bought presents at their little gift shop and took lots of photos here.

Ke’anae Arboretum where you will see rainbow eucalyptus trees and taro fields.

Ke’anae Peninsula where you’ll see lava rocks, big crashing waves, little fishies in tide pools, old church, and lots of locals camping.

Had passion fruit coconut ice cream (vegan) at Coconut Glen’s (delicious)

Mae ate ahi tacos at “Up in Smoke BBQ” (side of road)

Wai’anapanapa Beach is a must! Black sand beach with a crazy lava rock blowhole and sea arch. Zach saw a weasel (they’re invasive in Hawaii.

Got a Gold Coast pineapple at Ono fruit stand on side of road

Stopped on side of road at Wailua Falls. It’s a very tall waterfall that you can see from the road if you don’t want to stop.

Seven Sacred Pools (has an entry fee, but got in free bc of it being the same park as Haleakala State Park). View is incredible and it looks like you’re in another country! You can’t swim in pools anymore because it’s dangerous and they have lepto bacteria from weasels

Skipped bamboo forest hike bc we were tired.

Turned back towards home and stopped at general store right after Hana. The store was full of random stuff, food, light sockets, etc. no AC.

Drove back with gypsy app and learned about history of Hawaii.

It took us 13 hours from Airbnb to Hana and back, but we spent more than normal at Garden of Eden since we got engaged there!

Scuba Diving with Barry. I HIGHLY recommend this as well, and no experience is needed! It was another thing we found on the Air BnB “Experience” section. You will meet Barry and do a mini learning lesson and quiz on shore. Then you get your gear and he takes you out into the ocean. I freaked out during the small lesson in the ocean and almost quit because it was scary to me at first. He was very encouraging, but firm and explained that you CANNOT just shoot up to the top of the water (like I did) because it’s super dangerous. Once I calmed down, I passed my mini test and was able to go out. If you’ve never done it before it’s kind of insane honestly. Nature is freaking crazy! You’ll get to go down by the reefs (you can’t touch them obviously) and see fish. THANK GOD we didn’t see any sharks or anything. The whole time I was like, “Mae if you see a shark you cannot shoot up to the top!” Scary, but worth it. Truly a badass experience. Barry takes photos of you and you can purchase packages. We bought everything because hello, when will I ever do that again?

Ho’okipa Beach to see the resting sea turtles at sunset. This is a MUST! This happened accidentally - basically Zach and I love to talk to the locals when we travel and ask them what we should do. We don’t overly plan our trips in advance and this was recommended to us by a local. Go right before the sun goes down. Park in the parking lot and walk down to the very narrow beach. You will see people surfing and to the right is a small rock wall. You probably won’t notice them at first, but there are giant turtle coming ashore slowly. Do NOT cross that rock wall and do NOT ever, ever touch a sea turtle! Admire with your eyes and enjoy them from a far. You also have to be quiet while you’re there not to disturb the turtles so if you have a screaming child with you, this might not be for you. This is not a “tourist attraction” so only go if you’re going to be respectful.

Kehei Market Place. Just a small shop area run by locals where you can buy souvenirs.

Old Lahaina Luau. This is a MUST! It’s seriously so well organized, you’re greeted with a drink and lei, you walk around listening to amazing live music while stopping at various stations set up to learn about history like learning to throw a net like they did back in the day, learning a dance, get your photo taken at sunset, and more. You will need to book this in advance. I booked it about a month in advance and got sets on the ground closest to the stage which was awesome! The food is buffet style but so incredible and Zach (who is vegan) could actually eat there which was surprising. Everyone is so nice, the drinks are included, and the show is AMAZING. 10/10 you have to go.

Go out one night and admire the stars. We pulled over on the way back from the Luau because it was crazy how many stars you can see!

Molokini snorkel and sea turtle trip. We booked this on a whim through Boss Frogs shop. You will have to wake up early and be on a boat with other people and hope the wind isn’t too bad. We ended up ok because of how early we went out, but did have to leave Molokini because of the wind, but we had already had plenty of time there so we lucked out. You will snorkel there which is awesome and you’ll see a lot of fish, eel, corals, etc! Then they drove us to “Turtle Town” and we got to snorkel again, but this time with sea turtle! Again, don’t touch them and stay out of their way. They are such beautiful creatures! If you get boat sick, I wouldn’t recommend this.

Food:

So look, Zach is vegan so this might not be the best place to read food recommendations as we were limited to only going places that also had something for him.

Maui Tacos

Starbucks

Papaya Sorbet

Joys Place

Nalu’s South Shore Grill

Grandma’s Coffee

Jersey Mikes (look, basic I know but when you’re starving and vegan you do it)

Coconut Glen’s (on Road to Hana)

Up in Smoke BBQ (not vegan on Road to Hana)

Ono Fruit Stand for Gold Coast Pineapple (on Road to Hana)

Veg-out Food truck

Da Nani Pirates Food Truck

Threes Bar and Grill

Beach Street for breakfast (once we found this place we stopped going to Starbucks)

Hawaiian Moons Natural Food (kind of like a tiny Whole Foods)

Old Lahaina Luau (dinner and a show - A MUST)

Mendo Food Truck

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