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tfiol chapter three: pwomise

summary: a tough conversation with a happy ending. bonus - it's date night.

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FRIDAY

1:37 PM

STYLINSON HOME - LONDON

It’s two weeks later. The girls are spending the night at Anne’s house because Louis and Harry have a date night planned. It’s a win-win; they get some alone time, the girls can bond with Anne. Currently, Dani and Jordyn are sitting on Jordyn’s bed together and watching as Louis and Harry help them pack their backpacks with stuff. They both have been fairly quiet aside from nodding to questions. Louis goes and sits in front of them.

LOUIS: Alright, I’ll bite - what’s up with you two? You’ve been giving us sad baby eyes for the last twenty minutes now. Are you guys okay?

DANI: (looks at Jordyn and then at Louis and Harry) We go away?

LOUIS: (genuinely wondering) Well, what do you mean when you say go away?

JORDYN: (pouting) Wike we go back home? Done wiff us?

HARRY: (looks at Louis in disbelief from the thought) No… (looks back at the girls) no sweetheart, you guys are just going to grandma Anne's house while we get some work done.

LOUIS: Yeah, you guys are coming back, you’re not going forever, I promise.

DANI: Later?

LOUIS: What about later, love?

DANI: Go away later?

LOUIS: (visibly thrown off by the question and doesn’t know what to say for a second) No, not later or ever, you stay here with us. Staying with us is, like, for forever, this is home now, you won’t go back. Did you guys really think we were sending you away?

DANI: (looks down because she’s gonna cry and just shrugs) Dunno.

JORDYN: (gets teary eyed) People give friends back home, and-and they not nice to friends... (sniffles) You nice. (wipes her face a lot)

DANI: (rests her head on Jordyn’s shoulder and wraps an arm around her in a hug, then looks at them and holds her pinky out) You say you pwomise.

LOUIS: I did, I do promise, I promise both of you we will always be nice and we’re not giving you back. (pinky promises her) We love you guys.

DANI: Really?

LOUIS: Of course we do, right Harry? (looks at him)

HARRY: Yes, we love you guys so much, you’re our little pals.

JORDYN: (hugs Dani back) Forever?

HARRY: Forever until you guys are big and stinky like Daddy here. (pushes Louis’ head lightly)

JORDYN: Daddy?

LOUIS: (smiles and shakes his head at Harry, then looks at them) Yeah, we’re your parents now, you’re stuck with us. But I’m not stinky, don’t listen to him, he has...a big head.

DANI: (looks at Harry and considers the idea, then nods) Kinda.

LOUIS: Right? His head is massive.

DANI: (looks between the two of them and doesn’t say anything for a minute) You like mommy and daddy, but....no mommy?

JORDYN: (points to Harry) He mommy ‘cause he got long hair. (nods)

HARRY: (looks at Louis and then the girls) Sure, why not.

LOUIS: See that? Problems solved - you’ve got a mommy and a daddy and a forever home and we love you both to pieces, so no more sad eyes, okay?

DANI: (nods and smiles) Okay.

JORDYN: Wait! You pwomise you get us tomorrow?

HARRY: We promise Jordyn, okay? (opens his arms) Now hugs.

JORDYN: (lets go of Dani and hugs Harry) Wuv you, too.

DANI: Me too! (hugs them too)

LOUIS: Hey, I want in on this too. (joins their hug) Our first group hug, we should do this more often.

DANI: Hugs? Yes.

Happy babies, happy larents - we love to see it. When they’re done hugging, they finish packing with the girls and perhaps go eat grapes in the kitchen after as a comfort snack. And scene.

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FRIDAY

6:29 PM

ANNE’S HOME - LONDON

They drop off the girls at Anne’s house, and they seem to be okay with it in light of their conversation earlier. Louis and Harry stick around to talk to Anne for a bit before she starts kicking them out. Louis starts listing off their favorite snacks and their bedtime routine order, and Harry starts telling her about the different bags they brought. Anne lets them have their moment, enjoying seeing them in parent mode over this. When they start asking her questions, though, she practically pushes them out the door. They say bye to the babies, and then are on their way.

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FRIDAY

7:56 PM

STYLINSON HOME - LONDON

Louis and Harry have opted for a quiet night in for date night. They ordered take out and are currently playing a game of Trouble while Jeopardy is playing in the background. Louis is currently losing their game, and aggressively presses the popper on the board when it’s his turn.

LOUIS: This game sucks, why do we even have this? (sighs and moves his game piece)

HARRY: (laughs) It’s fun, you’re just a sore loser. (plays his turn)

LOUIS: No, this game sucks, I knew we should’ve done Chutes and Ladders instead. It’s never let me down. Or I should sign up to be a Jeopardy contestant, I would be great.

HARRY: You should. I support you, the girls will support you too.

LOUIS: (laughs genuinely) Why do you support me, I was completely joking about being great, I would bring embarrassment upon this family’s name.

HARRY: Because then I could be like “I don’t know that man” when you do embarrass yourself.

LOUIS: You’re an ass. You’re lucky I love you or I’d kick your ass.

HARRY: Pft, you couldn’t if you tried, sweetcheeks.

LOUIS: Wow, you’re rude. I so could. Tiny but mighty, you know what they say.

On the TV, the question is “One Direction is Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, and this lad from Cheshire.” Louis laughs and looks at him.

LOUIS: (teasingly) Aw Hazza, you finally made it big - you are the answer to a fuckin’ Jeopardy question. How does it feel?

HARRY: I feel very accomplished.

LOUIS: (pops the game board each time he says it) Speech, speech, speech, speech--

HARRY: Alright, alright. (clears his throat) I would like to thank my mom for birthing me and my lovely boyfriend for supporting me and my goals.

LOUIS: Excuse me, I’m more than a boyfriend, I’m offended at this downgrade.

HARRY: Oh, right! Sorry I forgot. Correction -- my fiancé.

LOUIS: That’s it, I retract my proposal, wedding’s off since you can’t remember. Just the icing on the cake to losing Trouble and not being the answer to the Jeopardy question. Life is spiraling downhill now. I may cry.

HARRY: Oh stop, your life is fine.

LOUIS: Well...yeah it is, actually. We got two cute kiddos, so I guess they make up for all the horribleness you’ve subjected me to in the last five minutes.

HARRY: (joking) I have a boyfriend too, though...

LOUIS: Who is he? I’ll end him.

HARRY: (laughs) Bubs you're wild, of course there's no one else.

LOUIS: Better not be. Then I’d have to end them, I’d make the news for being arrested, the world would implode. (is quiet for a moment) You think we’ll have to tell the kids?

HARRY: Maybe when they’re older. (a beat of silence) Thoughts on our conversation with them today?

LOUIS: (presses the popper on the game board while he thinks) It wasn’t one I expected to have yet. Like...ever, I didn’t expect three year olds to ask me if we were just tossing them out like that…

HARRY: Yeah, me either...I guess it was to be expected, though, they’ve seen their friends come and go so often, it’s reasonable. Their little faces were so upset, though, it honestly broke me.

LOUIS: Me too...but on the bright side, you’re a mommy now. You can never cut your locks or you’ll get sad baby eyes for eight years while it grows back. Think of the kids, Harold.

HARRY: Oh man, dammit, Jordyn. Why she gotta do me like that? (pouts)

LOUIS: I’m kidding. I mean, I’ll also be giving you sad baby eyes if you cut it, but I’ll love you anyways. I can’t say the kids will be as forgiving. Especially Jordyn.

HARRY: Jordyn seriously might beat me up. I was playing with her the other day, and I think she bruised my hip.

LOUIS: Were you tickling Harold? If yes, you deserve it.

HARRY: Maybe...but it was fun until that.

LOUIS: Poor baby. At least it was not your face.

HARRY: Oh god, imagine. I wouldn't be the money maker anymore.

LOUIS: You sure wouldn’t. You’d be more hideous than you already are. Perhaps you could have been the face of facial reconstructive surgery if she did though. Hope would not be lost.

HARRY: Shut the fuck up, I am not ugly. (throws a game piece at him) You're so mean to me.

LOUIS: (laughs and throws the piece back at him) All love, baby, all love.

HARRY: It better be, or I take back my “yes” to marrying you.

LOUIS: (scoffs) Yeah, I hope you throwing that at me was also out of love, that could’ve gotten in my food and I could’ve accidentally swallowed it and died. Then there would be no wedding. You’d be a premature widow.

HARRY: (laughs) You’re so annoying... (lays his chin on his shoulders) I love you, brat.

LOUIS: I love you more, ugly.

HARRY: That is it! (gets up, picks him up over his shoulder and carries him into their room)

LOUIS: Wowww, so strong Harry, all hair and height and muscles, I’m such a lucky man.

HARRY: (throws him on the bed) Shut up. (laughs)

Now, the night of fun and games has turned into a night full of love and sinful things.

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tfiol chapter six: womanhood

summary: a surprise from mother nature and a party invitation.

[five || seven]

questions and tingz

a/n: creds to gif owners and all that jazz

SUNDAY 2:47 PM LONDON - STYLINSON HOME

Louis and Harry are working in their office peacefully. Meanwhile, Jordyn went to the bathroom and has made a lovely discovery, and she feels inclined to let them know what happened.

JORDYN: (screaming) Mom! Dad!

HARRY: Office!

JORDYN: (goes to the office and closes their laptops) I need your attention.

LOUIS: (looks up at her like what on earth) Well, hello to you too. ‘How are you?’ Good, thanks for asking, Jordyn. Now you may have our attention. What is it?

JORDYN: I was just in the bathroom. When I was there, womanhood struck me so...I am now a woman.

HARRY: I'm sorry?

LOUIS: In our bathroom, womanhood struck you? What are you getting at?

JORDYN: (huffs) Guys! I got my period!

HARRY: Ohhh...oh, uh... (looks at Louis)

LOUIS: (looks at Harry) Is this where we say congratulations? I read that it’s important to make children feel accomplished, is that what we should be doing here?

JORDYN: (rolls her eyes) You guys are not prepared enough for this.

HARRY: Wait Jordyn, should we say congrats?

JORDYN: I need tampons!

HARRY: Alright, you can have pads, not...that.

LOUIS: You’re like six, of course we’re not prepared, but I am prepared to agree with my significant other here and say negative on the tampons. That’s just aggressive…

JORDYN: Um, I am 12 keep up.

HARRY: Should I run to the store now?

JORDYN: All girls wear tampons, it's not that aggressive.

HARRY: Just no. (starts getting up) Come on, Louis, store now.

LOUIS: Fine, store now, where’s Dani? Maybe we should make sure womanhood hasn’t struck her in secret.

JORDYN: I don't know, should I yell?

HARRY: Absolutely not.

JORDYN: (yells anyway) Dani!

LOUIS: Like talking to a wall…

DANI: (from the distance) I didn’t do it!

HARRY: That makes me think she did something. (goes to Dani)

JORDYN: (to Louis) That was rude, father. (walks with Harry)

LOUIS: (sighs and follows them) She probably did…we’ve got womanhood and trouble-making on our hands, Harry, we’re officially in over our heads here.

DANI: (is just laying on the couch in the living room on her DS and looks at everyone as they come in) I said I didn’t do it, what?

LOUIS: And we don’t believe you.

HARRY: Yeah, it's basically self incriminating to say you didn't do it, so tell us what you did.

DANI: (stares at them for a bit and then looks away) I don’t know what that means, so. (goes back to her DS)

LOUIS: No, get up, we gotta go.

DANI: Go? Why is this a we, who said I was we?

HARRY: We said you are we.

JORDYN: Come on, we gotta get woman things.

DANI: (looks at her) I’m twelve.

LOUIS: Well, surprise, womanhood struck your sister in the bathroom so she is now a woman and we have to bring you in case womanhood decides to get you too.

DANI: (looks at them with a face of pure confusion)

LOUIS: She got her period, you’re next, get up.

DANI: What?

JORDYN: I did. Next step - boyfriends.

HARRY: No! No boyfriends!

LOUIS: If a boy looks at you, I will personally break him.

DANI: How do you break a person? (gets up)

LOUIS: You don’t wanna find out.

JORDYN: (to Louis) You can't hurt him, I am already working on the boyfriend thing.

HARRY: Huh?

JORDYN: (says dreamily) Casper.

LOUIS: Excuse me? Who is that? (to Dani) Who is that? Tell me now.

DANI: He’s hot, Dad.

LOUIS: (looks at Harry, mocking her) “He’s hot, Dad.” (normal voice) Do I cry now or later?

HARRY: Well, maybe we should find out more before we cry. He could be a good kid.

JORDYN: Yeah, he is so hot and nice, he says hi to me in the halls and everything.

LOUIS: Okay, this is too much for my brain, store now.

DANI: Why can’t we say he’s hot? (folds her arms)

LOUIS: Because you can’t, no more questions. Out the door we go.

DANI: (sighs and goes to the front door)

JORDYN: (goes with Dani) He is hot, we can say it. I’m a woman now

HARRY: (shakes his head and follows the girls)

LOUIS: Wait, can I drive? I wanna drive.

DANI: No.

LOUIS: I wasn’t asking you, missy.

HARRY: Sure (hands him keys)

JORDYN: Actually I wanna drive.

HARRY: (sighs) Jordyn, just get in the car, I'm tired of you.

LOUIS: (takes the keys and cracks up) Harry, she’s our child, don’t say that!

DANI: What can we say then? What are the rules for talking?

LOUIS: Oh, shut up…

DANI: Mom! Dad told me to shut up!

HARRY: (mocking Louis) Louis, she's our child, don't say that!

JORDYN: This is child abuse....

HARRY: Oh my goodness.

Everyone gets in the car, and it is quite the car ride as they make their way to the store.

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SATURDAY 10:16 AM LONDON - STYLINSON HOME

Louis and Harry are having a nice quiet morning in, watching reruns of old shows and cuddled up in bed. At least it was peaceful until there was a rapid and incessant knocking on their bedroom door.

LOUIS: Come in, small child, what is it?

DANI: (enters their room very dramatically and lays on their bed with her hand on her forehead) Larents, oh larents. I woke up a small child, the age of twelve with big dreams. Now, I lay before you as a woman, changed forever, dreams crushed and ruined by womanhood. I’m in pain, my feelings and my body.

LOUIS: (looks at Harry blankly)

HARRY: Not this again.

LOUIS: (looks at Dani) You want advice?

DANI: (gets down and looks at him) Sure, yeah. I think.

LOUIS: Go take a shower. Put a pad on. And get out please. Before you go, congratulations though.

DANI: Daaaad, c’mon, I want a fuss like Jordyn got…

LOUIS: Oooh, she sounds fun to bother right now…

DANI: Right, exactly, c’mon then. (leads the way out of their room)

LOUIS: (looks at Harry) We’re not getting up...

HARRY: Definitely not...

DANI: (barges into Jordyn’s room) Oh Jordyn, my dear sister, I woke up--eh, never mind. I was gonna give you the speech I gave larents, but I’m all drama-ed out. Wait! (looks back) They never came with me, they’re so mean to me. (looks at Jordyn again) Anyway, I got my period, hold the applause.

JORDYN: It's not fun is it? I thought it was cool, but it actually sucks...

DANI: My body hurts and so do my feelings. It’s the opposite of fun. Non-fun.

JORDYN: But we are women now, so I guess that's fun.

DANI: Yeah, now we are women together, that’s very fun. But I need a shower. So goodbye, love you. (starts walking away)

JORDYN: Let me know if you need anything, I got a stash.

DANI: I’ll come back after I shower.

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FRIDAY 12:19 PM LONDON - WILLOW’S HOUSE

Dani, Jordyn, Blake, Chase, and Alli are all at Willow’s house. They’re outside sitting by her pool, not in it, and they’re drinking juice boxes and eating a variety of snacks provided by Willow and Casper’s mom. She’s a lovely woman. Anyways, Willow’s trying to stop Chase from throwing grass and pretzels into her pool, and she casually drops some information on her buddies.

WILLOW: I need the pool to be clean so my mom doesn’t get mad and I can still use it for my birthday party in two weeks, so please, no pretzels or anything in it right now.

ALLI: (pushes her sunglasses onto her head) Woah, woah, woah. You’re having a birthday party and you didn’t tell us until right now?

WILLOW: Well, I was going to surprise you with invites today, but apparently Chase needs a reason to not be an idiot, so now surprise is ruined.

CHASE: Love you too Willow. (blows her a kiss)

JORDYN: (hits Chase) You're so annoying...

BLAKE: (laughs) Yes, Jordyn, join my side.

CHASE: You’re miserable, no one is joining your side.

DANI: Chase, be quiet for three minutes, please. (to Willow) When is your birthday, Will?

WILLOW: The fourth.

ALLI: Dude, no way!

WILLOW: Yes way, it’s on my birth certificate.

ALLI: No, I’m three days older than you.

CHASE: (sarcasm) Wow, so exciting, this is absolutely crazy, I can’t believe this.

JORDYN: (tries to push him in the pool) Stop.

BLAKE: And I'm miserable... (shakes his head)

CHASE: (doesn’t fall in) Hey! Don’t push me.

JORDYN: Well, stop being a butt face.

WILLOW: Well, I do think that’s exciting, I’m glad that you’re a July baby like me.

ALLI: This should be our birthday party then.

WILLOW: ...No.

BLAKE: Oh man. (laughs) You got shut down, Alli.

ALLI: Yo, shut up Blake. (throws a pretzel at him)

CHASE: (throws one in the pool)

WILLOW: (gets up and goes over to him and pushes him in)

JORDYN: (laughs)

BLAKE: Yes Willow!

DANI: Wait, what if he can’t swim?

WILLOW: I told him don’t!

CHASE: (comes back up and makes an exasperated noise) Willow, what the fuck!

DANI: Woah, that is...a bad, bad word Chase. That was not nice at all, and that’s coming from me.

JORDYN: (to Chase) You deserved that. One hundred percent.

BLAKE: She told you to stop, bro.

JORDYN: Right.

ALLI: I wanna say it too.

DANI: What?

ALLI: You know…

DANI: Don’t.

CHASE: (climbs out of the pool and shakes his hair out near Willow)

WILLOW: Stop! Chase, seriously.

Willow and Chase start pushing each other playfully (she was mad but not anymore) and then Casper comes out but doesn’t make his presence known for a minute or so. Then he clears his throat.

JORDYN: (looks at Casper and gasps before getting up) Hi Casper. (smiles)

BLAKE: (rolls his eyes at Jordyn)

CASPER: (smiles back and nods) Jordyn, hey. All of you, hello.

ALLI: Hi, gorgeous.

CASPER: Alli, back at you, hello.

CHASE: (stops and looks at him and waves awkwardly) Hey.

CASPER: And you are doing…what?

CHASE: I got pushed….

CASPER: Uh huh. Will, I got these for you. (holds up envelopes) Mom didn’t want you to forget.

WILLOW: (goes to him excitedly and takes them) Thank you.

JORDYN: (goes up to Casper) So how's soccer going? (flips her hair off her shoulder)

BLAKE: (coughs) Loser.

JORDYN: (kicks him)

CASPER: Good, I have a game this weekend actually. (half just for reaction, half genuine) Maybe you can come watch.

DANI: Oh is that an invitation for all of us? Because I would like to watch too.

CASPER: If you want. (shrugs) It’s a public field.

JORDYN: Mmh, I would go...if I can wear one of your jerseys. (bites her lip, very hopeful)

CASPER: We’ll see.

WILLOW: Okay, get out, you’re...making my friends talk to you.

CASPER: Fine, fine, I’m going. (starts going back inside)

CHASE: (watches him leave and sighs) Guys I think I gotta say something.

ALLI: What?

JORDYN: Leave him alone, Chase, he’s mine.

BLAKE: Jordyn, I am going to be honest with you - he doesn't want you.

JORDYN: He said he might let me wear his jersey, he's in love with me.

DANI: He...did not say that Jordyn. This is getting sad now. (laughs a little)

ALLI: But he kinda did. Maybe we all get one. Jordyn, get him, girl.

WILLOW: No, stop.

JORDYN: Alli is my only supporter. (pouts)

BLAKE: What were you going to say, Chase?

CHASE: I think I like guys. (looks at them)

BLAKE: (unfazed) Okay.

ALLI: Cool, me too.

DANI: Nice.

CHASE: Cool? Nice?

JORDYN: I like guys too.

CHASE: So. No one cares?

WILLOW: Why would we?

CHASE: I don’t know. Maybe because you’re mad because of the water. And the pretzels.

WILLOW: That doesn’t mean I care that you like guys. Me too. Maybe...almost all of us?

BLAKE: I think they're cute, Casper’s eh, but you Willow... (nods) Pretty as heck.

WILLOW: (shakes her head and brushes hair behind her ears) Anyways, here. (hands them each an invite) Don’t throw this in the water, Chase. Don’t lose them everyone else.

JORDYN: We’ll just throw him in the pool again

WILLOW: No!

ALLI: I kinda wanna get thrown…

DANI: You wanna do everything, don’t you?

ALLI: And you wanna do nothing, don’t you?

DANI: Allison, we can fight.

JORDYN: Allison lets jump in together.

ALLI: Yes! Let’s, seriously. (gets up and prepares to jump)

JORDYN: (holds her hand) One, two, three - go! (jumps in)

Big splash since they both went, Dani turns away so she isn't splashed in the face, Willow smiles at them, not even able to get annoyed. They’re happy and young and living their best life.

JORDYN: (comes up)) That was so fun!

BLAKE: You are literally clothed.

JORDYN: ….Oops.

DANI: (sighs)) Larents are going to have a baby for sure.

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