#would wanna eat

[kenm4vhs]

sorry for the noise that’s just me barking

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk gojo #satoru gojo #jjk satoru #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x you #jujutsu gojo #gojo x y/n #gojo fucking satoru #gojo fluff #gojo smut #gojou satoru #i wanna eat him #i wanna marry him and have his babies #i would let him do unspeakable and unimaginable things with me

[fortyyefritz]

A friend wanted me to draw this

#ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill v2 #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill mirage #ultrakill ferryman #I wanna see more school aus.. #The designs are from miss_bozo in twitter btw :0!! #I thank her for giving me the headcannon that V2—in a school au—would just eat anything during any scenario

[nothingbizzare]

Just some kid and his hamsters

#nothingbizzare art #mp100 #sho suzuki #mp100 fanart #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #i wanted to draw somethings serious but i ended up with something silly #i am open for requests i really really wanna draw some portraits this days to practice my rendering #i can see him looking all serious in a dramatic lighting when petting his silly hamsters #he would dress them in cute dresses #Teru would make the dresses #sho thinking and imagining hamsters do the cooledt thing ever #meanwhile they just run around and eat which is REALLY COOL in my oppinion #god i want a hamster #let this boy have a hug and so many hamsters

[troublesome-carver]

Carver Hawke "Knight of swords" tarot card for an old Dragon Age zine

#my precious boy i would die for him #i wanna eat him #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #carver hawke #hawke #dragon age art

[todaaru]

more re6 serennedies!!!!!! my eyes were opened to hip window luis bc of eric @wisecrackingeric-2 :3 i was ENLIGHTENED!!!!

#serennedy #luis serra navarro #luis serra #leon s kennedy #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 6 #re4 #re6 #i wanna eat them #also i love their lil chibis i need to make my own serennedy merch #would u guys buy #lmk :3 #rukis art

[limonjarritos]

I think if Rody didn't have Manon to obsess over and therefore for Vince to make her into food for Rody I still think Vince would go cannibalism route. Like I think we're talking Vince giving a small piece of himself to be eaten by Rody as a form of love, just want to make that clear. This man is not normal.

I also think if Rody did have an obsession with Vince, he would have given a piece of himself for Vince to eat. He is all about giving the most to his partner even at the detriment to himself. He would hand over the whole of himself.

#dead plate #though an argument can be made about him taking a bite of rody's ear. that was heat of the moment #can you tell what fandoms im in hehehe #yeah but no. i still think vince would have an obsession with being able to taste #something something cannibalism being the truest form of love. willing to eat someone and have them sated with your flesh #<- i wanna be clear this is in a fictional sense i am not being called out for being pro cannibalism today 😭 #limon.txt #coal fired heart #vincent x rody #<- forgot to tag ship orz. lived in a world where they are so canon i dont need to tag

[sky-is-the-limit]

#i don't even have the right words to use #like i just wanna rip my skin off and eat concrete #dude i would literally let her keep me in a cage and only let me out so she can fuck me and the only water I'd need would be her cu- #found this on pinterest help #abby anderson #abby anderson smut #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x you #abby tlou #abby the last of us #tlou #tlou2 #the last of us #ellie williams

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘ #or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘ #when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘ #when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth ) #when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭 #please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

[black-and-yellow]

#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube. #I was gripped. In awe. #A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic #can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since #he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though #bnha #mha #shouta aizawa #hizashi yamada #present mic #bnha comic #not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides #always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?' #and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat #Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows? #Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow #But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit #But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled. #eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward #It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste. #so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?

[hecksupremechips]

Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

#persona #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #akishinji #i guess #im making it that way lol #see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz #i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them #i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL #the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much #but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞 #we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason #i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise #theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict #so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit #they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks #i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol #maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls

[jeena-says-hi]

Since Gem has antlers, do you think they have the cycle of growing velvet, scraping it off, then shedding them?

So she’s just like this for a while:

Imagine one time the velvet starts to shed, so she casually peels a bit off and someone is like “WHAT IS THAT?”

#deer also eat the shedded velvet cause it’s got nutrients on it so just imagine gem peeling it off and snacking on it #the others would be so confused and grossed out #except grian cause he’s irl got a bio degree and cause I’m doing bio too I wanna headcannon him as knowing bio stuff #funny #meme #funny meme #hehe #trafficblr #third life #mcyt #last life #limited life #double life #secret life #hermitcraft #empires smp #geminitay #mcyt gem

[jayflrt]

there's a shark in our chapaguri ☹️

#hoon #I JUST WANNA EAT HIM UP🙁❤️ #which would realistically be possible here since he's a fish

[domokunrainbowkinz]

not arguing w a dude that has big brown eyes. whatever u say beautiful

(I’m only on ch 29 no spoilers pls!!!!) go wild with spoilers I am now done the book and am extremely mentally unwell

#my art #scribble #dark heir #dark rise #dark heir spoilers #like. his eyes have been referenced multiple times wrt ppl telling him shit. is it just the power of beautiful brown eyes or bc of sarcean #anyways this book is making me want to eat drywall there were so many times I clenched so hard I was scared I’d snap my retainer #there is so much I wanna say BUT I will hold my thoughts till the very end when I finish #good lord there is so much in this book. already enjoying it 50x more than dark rise #I actually think it would be extremely funny if there was no magic involved and it’s cuz his eyes are just That Pretty #that ppl are compelled to tell him shit #also yes I gave him makima chainsawman eyes. what of it #scribbles

[dollya-robinprotector]

"Go on, touch me, hold me, kiss me, eat me... The warmth overlaps together" - EAT ME (Gumi)

#Oh how I just wanna eat you whole... #you would be so very safe and warm and with me #One bite is all it take to gulp the little wings-clipped birdie down my throat I imagine it would be so delish #does this count as horny-posting? #ahahahaha #hah.... #Oh and do consider giving the song a try I love it #robin the orphan #dol robin #dol pc #dollya art #dol #degrees of lewdity

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

brain dumps magical girl velvet and her begrudging familiar floyd(hes only here for community service hours)

ok im gonna sleeeeep

#the trolls are fairy thingys.... #to be more magical or wtvrr #still need to workshop them #trolls #dreamworks trolls #gonna do more with tjwm xos ive been watching a lot of magical girl cartoons lately #trolls au #magical girl #i need to name tjis au #velvet #trolls velvet #velvet trolls #floyd #trolls floyd #floyd trolls #velvet is a crystal dolly #she can steal people souls into her perfume bottle wand thingy #and floyd eats it #shes also 14-16 #i think floyd would be a mix of the weird cat from madoka and kero from cardcaptor #he doesnt wanna be tjere but also might aswell #trolls fanart #floyd fanart #velvet fanart #my art #my art 2024

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

never understood the complaint that "women can't decide where to eat." all my life i've known exactly what i wanted to eat, and people complained constantly about this being too "demanding"? I am feeling like award-winning american novelist Joseph Heller wrote briefly on this topic...

#gosh i would love to have a partner who didn't care where we ate #like babe you'll let me choose the restaurant 3 out of 4 times? holy shit that's life partner material #'i don't care where we eat' oh thank GOLLY bc i am super craving bao buns from that one specific food truck please let's go there #'what do you wanna eat' 'idk you choose' babe i love you so much let's get pho