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arliedraws · 4 months
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Good Godfather Sirius Black Fest 2024
Day 6 Prompt: "Dating Advice"
Summary: Sirius gets home from a terrible date and reflects on it with ten-year-old Harry who has recently moved in with him. When Sirius makes an offhand comment about parenthood, it prompts both of them to reconsider their own self-talk. (Tonks is in it for about five minutes,fyi)
Pure godfather&godson bonding/family fluff. Sequel(ish) to “The Neighbor.”
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“You’re back!”
The green-haired teenager sprang from the sofa, blinking sleep furiously from her eyes. Pins on her leather jacket clinked together as she skidded into the kitchen. With an oof, she slid too far in ripped black nylons, and Sirius caught her elbow before she rammed into the cabinet.
“Well?” she said, unfazed by her own clumsiness.
Sirius pulled a face at her.
“I told you not to date women,” she said, grinning.
“Last week you told me not to date men.”
“Yeah, I stand by that too.”
Sirius fished in his pocket for the bag of coins. The bag was considerably lighter than it’d been a few hours earlier before he’d exchanged wizarding gold for quid—a few hours of his life and cash he’d never get back. He withdrew a few Galleons and dropped them into her outstretched hand.
“Don’t you want me to find love?” he said.
Tonks looked sharply at him. “Love?” she said as if the word were new. The taste of it seemed to disgust her.“You’re looking for love?”
“I—” Sirius paused. “Er—aren’t I?”
“Are you?”
Sirius stared at her.
Was it love he wanted? Or was it lovemaking? He thought about the woman who had stolen several precious hours of his life—she was a complete imbecile but she wore tight jeans and a very low-cut top. Maybe it was just a rough go of it against a brick wall behind a pub that he wanted.
“I don’t know,” he said at last. “Have you ever been in love?”
“No,” she said, snorting. “Why would I do that? Have you?”
“In a way,” said Sirius. Then he frowned at her. “You do believe in love, don’t you?”
“Oh,” Tonks said. She nodded. “Yeah, ’course I do. I love my parents and friends, but I’ve never been in love. That sort of romantic stuff seems a bit…I dunno. Expensive.”
Sirius laughed despite himself and tossed the whole coin purse at her. Tonks, surprised, caught it.
“Harry’s alive, right?” said Sirius.
“Yeah,” said Tonks. She looked nervously at the coin purse as if she thought it might be a trick. “Sleeping, I expect. What’s this for?”
“Bit of a bonus. Did he eat?”
“Yeah. I’m a poor cook, though. Nearly burnt down the kitchen.”
“Ah, so that’s why it smells like charred corpse.”
“Of course you’d say that. You sound like Mad-Eye Moody.”
Sirius shoved aside memories of burned bodies as he inspected the huge black mark on the wall near the stove. Part of the drywall had crumbled onto the floor. Tonks blushed and pulled out her wand.
“Reparo!” she said. “Sorry. Forgot to do that before you got back.”
“What did you two eat, then? Charcoal?”
“Harry made us sandwiches.”
“You can’t make a sandwich?”
Tonks had moved towards the door and starting lacing up a chunky black boot, hooking each lace carefully before tying it off. “Didn’t want to risk it. Besides, Harry’s pretty good at the food thing, and I thought, well, if he wants to eat something halfway decent, let him do it. Anyway,” she said, pulling on the other boot, “we talked about going to the Puddlemere United match next weekend if you’ll let us. I’ve got an extra ticket for him if you’re all right with that.”
Sirius opened his mouth to say that he didn’t know if it was a good idea. Thinking better of it, he turned away and pretended to look at the calendar on the wall, knowing that he ought to say yes. What could happen at a Quidditch match in the middle of the day? Unfortunately, he could come up with myriad tragedies in his imagination, all of them ending with Harry’s funeral. But Tonks is an Auror trainee—she’s not stupid! Still, it churned his stomach to think about letting Tonks bring him to somewhere so crowded and so public…
“We’ll see,” he said finally.
“Well,” he heard her say, “send an owl by Thursday. I’m off.”
Sirius said farewell, and she left. Faintly, there was the pop! of Apparition from just outside the door. Pointing his wand over his shoulder, he hit the lock with a charm and it slid into place. The wards he and Dumbledore built around the house rendered a physical lock unnecessary, but locking a door never hurt.
The round clock that the former owner of the house had left behind was ticking slower than Sirius thought it should, but perhaps it was because he had simply grown used to hours that felt too long. The evening that he finally gave up on might have really lasted several days instead of three hours.
For the dozenth time, he wondered what possessed him to say yes to her. Sirius and Harry had been waiting in line at the cinema when the woman and her friend tapped him on the shoulder. Distracted by the way a long lock of her hair rested on her breast, Sirius accidentally said yes to her invitation to dinner much to his and Harry’s horror. For days, he agonized over the idea, but it was Harry who suggested he keep his word. After all, Harry had said, it might be rude to stand her up.
She was a Muggle woman whose name kept slipping out of his mind throughout their date. She was very dull. Loud, but very dull. All she wanted to talk about was how impressed she was that he was parenting his godson all on his own and how brave it was for him to take on such a burden. It might not have been so annoying if she had let him talk about Harry and explain that it wasn’t very hard to look after such a good kid, but she had no interest in that bit. In fact, she rolled her eyes and told him he ought to see how unique it was that a man could be so sensitive and so thoughtful.
Sirius went up staircase after several minutes of self-pity alone in the kitchen. The light was on in Harry’s room when he reached the top stair, so he knocked gently and poked his head in.
Harry was asleep. His glasses hung from his nose, a book about broomsticks was open on his lap, and he was propped up against several pillows, his head lolling over his chest. He was snoring. Sirius grinned and tiptoed inside. Gently, he reached for the precariously hanging spectacles when Harry’s eyes flew open.
“Sorry!” Harry blurted.
Sirius swallowed that familiar lump of fury at the Dursleys. Harry hated when Sirius told him he didn’t have to apologize, though Harry would never say so outright, so Sirius held back from saying that Harry had nothing to be sorry about.
“Didn’t mean to startle you,” Sirius whispered. “Just taking off your glasses.”
Harry shoved them back over his nose. “When did you get back? Is Tonks still here?”
“Just now, and no, she left. Heard about the fire.”
“I didn’t know you could start a fire like that with just water.”
“It’s hard, but Tonks is a wonder,” said Sirius. “You can sleep. We’ll talk tomorrow morning.”
“How was your…date?”
The slur of sleep was quickly leaving Harry’s voice, and Sirius sighed inwardly. How good a parent could he be if he woke up his kid at midnight? But he couldn’t resist indulging Harry’s smirk.
Sirius flopped on his back onto the bed, groaning.
“Last week, you said you never wanted to go on another date. Why’d you tell her yes, then?”
“Cheeky boy,” said Sirius, popping his head up to glare at him. “You’re the one who said it would be rude not to show up.”
“Yeah,” admitted Harry. “But you shouldn’t’ve said yes in the first place. Why did you?”
Sirius squeezed his eyes shut and dropped his head, letting it bounce against the mattress. “Oh, Harry. Because I’m a bloody idiot. And she took me by surprise.”
“What d’you mean?”
“Well, you saw her. She had this sort of shape—” Sirius mimed with his hands “—and it seemed like a good idea for a second.”
“What’s that got to do with it?”
Sirius waved his hand dismissively. “Everything…nothing… Hard to explain. Look, Harry, never go for someone just because they look like this—” again, he mimed his date’s ample figure “—or because they’ve got an appendage like this—” he spread his hands wide. “It might seem like you’ve won the jackpot, but it’ll cost you a dozen galleons, several hours of your life you’ll never get back, and a wicked headache.”
“I don’t think I’m very interested in all that,” said Harry. “Er—dating.”
“Good. Save your gold. We’ll be bachelors together, old chum.” Sirius patted Harry’s leg. He lurched forward until he had propped himself on his elbows, eyeing the bedroom that was half-lit by the solitary lamp on the bedside table. “Think we should get a few decorations in here, Harry. Bit sparse, don’t you think?”
“So wait, what happened?” said Harry. “Was it like last time?
“The one with that bloke from the department store? No, it was different. Worse.”
Sirius didn’t need to look at Harry to know the boy had probably reddened at the memory. Though Sirius hadn’t regaled anything inappropriate regarding his evening with the young man named Matthew, he knew Harry was still unused to the idea that two men could date each other. Admittedly, it was rather new to Sirius too. Before Azkaban, he had never considered the possibility he could meet another man at a restaurant, share wine and talk about romantic things… And frankly, it still wasn’t easy. There were plenty of questioning, disgusted looks shot at them that Sirius pretended not to notice. What did worry Sirius, however, was that the Muggles were battling a strange disease spread through sexual encounters, and it was slaughtering entire communities. In the end, Sirius’s date confessed that he was too nervous to take things further and wished Sirius good luck in the future. It had been difficult to explain to Harry.
Harry’s understanding of men like Sirius came from his aunt and uncle’s declarations that anyone who engaged in such depraved activities ought to be beaten by police and locked away for sexual deviancy. Patiently, Sirius had guided Harry through his conflicted thoughts.
“Your aunt and uncle also hate magic,” he had said. “But do you think magic is bad? Punishable?”
“Oh,” said Harry after a moment. “Right.”
So when Sirius blurted yes to the woman at the cinema, Harry was confused again. After the woman and her friend had gone, Sirius quickly explained that to him, it didn’t really matter to him a person’s gender.
“Then what was wrong with her?” Harry asked, rubbing his eyes before he set aside the book.
Sirius shrugged. “Didn’t do it for me. I wanted to talk about things she wasn’t particularly interested in.”
“Like what?”
“Er—well, reckon she got a bit tired of me talking about you.”
“What? You talked about me? Why would you do that?”
“It’s just what parents do,” said Sirius, dismissively. Then he heard it. His soul might have detached from his body, then, as his own words echoed back between his ears. He realized what had come out of his mouth, what it must have sounded like. His stomach clenched with guilt, and he looked very quickly at Harry. “Er—I—”
Harry tried to hide it but Sirius could see the sudden swell of emotion gleaming in those big, green eyes before they fixed upon the floor. Sirius sat upright, grimacing.
“I didn’t mean—Harry, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it.”
Harry frowned. “You didn’t?”
“I’m not your dad. I know that. I swear, I’m not trying to take his place. It just slipped out.”
“Oh,” said Harry.
Sirius’s heart thudded. Was that…disappointment he heard in his voice? Harry had curled his hands into fists over the coverlet, knuckles white as if he were trying his hardest to keep his face impassive.
“Harry?” said Sirius after a long silence. “Harry, are you all right?”
“I’m fine.”
“Harry…” Sirius started slowly, peering into the boy’s face. “Did you like that I called myself your parent?”
“No, I’m being stupid,” said Harry in disgust. Ashamed, he pulled the book back into his lap and pretended to read, though his eyes were staring at one spot on the page.
Sirius reached for Harry’s chin and tilted it up with a finger. Harry resisted looking at him, but after a tense moment, he dragged his gaze to Sirius miserably.
“You’re not my dad,” said Harry, more to himself than Sirius.
“I’m not trying to be, and I could never take James’ place.”
“Yeah, I know. Look, it’s fine. I’m not asking you to be him.”
“But can I tell you something?” said Sirius, lightly.
“Sirius, it’s fine—”
“—I liked calling myself your parent.”
Harry shook his head. “No, you’re just saying that.”
“I don’t just say anything, Harry. What I said slipped out because it’s what I feel. The first thing I set out to do when I was released from Azkaban was to find you. When Dumbledore told me I couldn’t take you away from your aunt and uncle, I moved in next door because I couldn’t stand the thought of not knowing you. Even if you couldn’t know who I was for your own protection, I chose to live in that awful neighborhood to be close to you.”
“I’m sorry you had to—”
“Don’t be sorry,” said Sirius, trying to quell his annoyance. “Harry, don’t you understand? When you were born, my entire life changed. I helped your parents with everything—I put you to sleep, I carried you around while you screamed, I changed your rancid little nappies. I saw you take your first steps and say your first words. I know I’m not your father, but you’ve got to believe me when I say that I think of you as my kid. Can you accept that?”
To his relief, Harry nodded.
“Good,” said Sirius. He squeezed his face, squishing the crimson cheeks. “And if you call yourself stupid again, I’ll put a tickling hex on you until you admit you’re the most brilliant person in the world.”
“But I’m not—”
Sirius reached into his pocket. “Where’d my wand go?”
“Okay!” Harry blurted. “Okay, I won’t call myself stupid!”
“Then say it!” said Sirius, pretending to search in his jacket. “Say you’re the most brilliant person in the world.”
“All right—I’m brilliant!”
“That’s not what I told you to say, Potter. I’m sure I left my wand here somewhere— Ah! Here it is!”
Harry groaned. “Fine—fine. I’m the most brilliant person.”
“What’s the incantation? Rictus—”
“I’m the most brilliant person in the world!” Harry cried, scrambling from the aim of the wand. “I’m the most brilliant person in the world!”
Sirius grinned and caught him by the leg, yanking him back as Harry laughed and tried to get away.
“Say it again, you clever little genius,” demanded Sirius.
“Sirius!”
“Say it!”
“No!”
“Say it!” Sirius jabbed him in the side, and Harry curled up, howling with laughter, wriggling desperately to get out of his grasp.
“I’m the most brilliant person in the world!”
“Again!”
“No!” Harry said. This time, he managed to escape and fell off the other side of the bed. Sirius looked over the edge at the boy sprawled on the floor and made a swipe to grab him again, but Harry artfully flung himself out of the way.
Sirius groaned and turned onto his back again. “Dismal effort. But I suppose that’ll have to do for now. Maybe I’ll make you do lines tomorrow.”
“You wouldn’t.”
“Try me.” Sirius glanced at the clock and shot up. “Oh, Merlin’s balls, is that the time?” It was absurdly late, and here he was, calling himself a parent and chasing Harry around the room when they both should’ve been asleep. “Harry, you’ve got to get to bed!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s late! You can’t be running around all night like a Niffler.”
“A what?”
Sirius leapt from the bed and in a swift movement, scooped Harry by the legs, hauled him over his shoulder, and then dumped him on the bed. Before Harry could scuttle away, Sirius drew the coverlet up to his chin and pretended to sing, poorly, a very quick lullaby as Harry chuckled.
“Are you asleep now?” said Sirius when he’d finished.
“Oh yeah,” said Harry, rolling his eyes.
“See?” said Sirius, tucking the covers under Harry’s legs. “I might be a bad parent, but I can force you to go to sleep, can’t I?”
The joke, however, fell flat. To his surprise, the smile slipped from Harry’s face, and for a moment, it looked like Harry wanted to say something. His brows crumpled, and his mouth opened but nothing emerged.
“What’s wrong?”
“Don’t say that.”
“Say what?”
“That you’re a bad parent. You’re the—” But then Harry closed his mouth.
“It’s okay,” said Sirius, pressing a hand against Harry’s chest. He rubbed for a moment, nodding slowly, feeling a quickening pulse beneath his palm. “I understand.”
“No,” said Harry, firmly, as though frustrated with himself. “You’ve got to hear it—”
“It’s all right, Harry.”
Irritated, Harry threw up his hands and said, “No it’s not. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! You shouldn’t—you shouldn’t make jokes like that. Don’t—don’t say things like you’re bad at the parent stuff.”
“Yeah, fine, all right.”
“Say it,” said Harry.
“Say what?”
“Say you’re good at parent stuff.”
“You can’t turn that back on me.”
“Yeah, I can.”
“Did you just roll your eyes at me, Potter?”
“Just say it, Sirius!”
“Fine!” said Sirius, sighing. “Fine—I’m—” it was actually bizarre to put into words, and he felt uneasy about it. He drew in a long, deep breath. “I’m good at parent stuff.” Feeling flushed in the face, he smiled humorlessly. “Satisfied?”
“No,” said Harry. “Maybe I’ll make you do lines tomorrow.”
“Oh, the horror.” Sirius pretended to faint backwards on the bed, still feeling the sour taste of Harry’s words in his mouth, wishing what Harry insisted about him was true. The bed shifted as Harry crawled out from his covers and flopped next to him.
“I think I’m done dating for a bit,” murmured Sirius, carding his fingers through Harry’s hair. “At least until you’re at school.”
“Why?”
“Too risky. Next time Tonks’ll burn down the house.”
Harry’s eyes closed. “Sirius…” he started quietly. “Can I give you some dating advice?”
Sirius grinned. “Yeah, what is it?”
“Pick someone uglier next time.”
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the-roo-too · 1 year
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candy -> lily jin morrow ver.
aka the fluff alphabet
admiration (what does she absolutely adore about you)- you listen to her banter about the most random things, be it music or books. she sometimes stops middle sentence and glances at you to see if you’re listening :(( and when she sees she has all your attentions she just goes 🤭🤭🤭
body (what’s her favourite body part of yours)- lily likes your eyes. sappy remarks about how pretty are your eyes and how much she loves them? yes :((
cuddling (how she likes to cuddle)- you on her side while she hogs you to her chest. it’s like having a bear wrapped around you
dates (what’s her ideal date)- lily will 100% make you listen to taylor swift while eating ice cream. she also definitely tells you all the little details and references
emotions (how does she express her emotions around you)- very verbal, lily thinks communication is the most important thing. you can mostly tell what she’s feeling based on the little noises she likes to make
family (does she want one)- yes, but she doesn’t need one. if you don’t want to start a family, she’s not pushing you into anything. but she’d like to have a mini lily or mini you <3
gifts (what about gift giving)- she doesn’t really care tbh, like it’s v nice if you give her something every once in a while but she prefers gestures over gifts. expect her to go all out on valentines tho! she’s gonna buy you a big ass bouquet and serenade her love <33
holding hands (does she like to hold hands)- she loves to! when you’re walking together she physically needs to have skin to skin contact with you :((( that assures her you’re still there with her and nothing bad happened
injuries (what would she do if you got hurt?)- unexpectedly, she’s really calm about it. if it’s a minor thing, lily will just help you herself and give you a smooch afterwards. if something more major happened, like you broke something, she’s gonna be nursing you back to health with cuddles after you come back from the doctor
jokes (does she like to joke around)- i’m sorry but lily is a loser with bad pick up lines 😭 bonus points for her because she tries to make up most of them
kisses (how does she like to kiss you)- loud smooches on your cheek, bonus points if someone is around. she just wants to show you her love mwah <33
love (what’s her love language)- lily sings to you. that’s it. you passed a hard exam? she’s gonna perform one-man-musical to you. failed the exam? she’s gonna perform sad songs to cheer you up
memory (what’s favorite memory together)- your first date! she was so nervous but her members made her go and she had so much fun :((( poor baby was stuttering but when she saw how nervous you were she kinda calmed down and everything went great
nighttime (how does sleeping with her look like)- lily’s a calm sleeper in the sense that she doesn’t move that much. she could go to sleep on her back with you on her side, and you wake up curled somewhere between her legs while she hasn’t moved 🥲
oddity (what’s a quirky thing about her)- she’s a book nerd. you could be sitting and drinking your tea and she bursts in, saying the author you once mentioned 7 months ago that you said had one book very cool just dropped another book that she read is very similar to the one you liked and she ordered it for you and would you like to read it with her when it arrives
pet names (what does she like to call you)- baby, my love, cutie, prettiest <33 she likes the very cute nicknames :(( pls call tell her every day she’s lovely
quality time (how does she like to spend time with you)- i think lily would love it if you sang with her. doesn’t matter what song but hearing her voice with yours brings her so much happiness
rush (does she rush into things)- lily takes her time with more important stuff like moving together, but small spontaneous acts of love are normal with her
secrets (how open is she with you)- secrets on special occasions, like birthdays. other than that, you know everything, including all the idol drama she hears
time (how long did it take her to confess)- a loser at heart, she wouldn’t confess if sullyoon didn’t accidentally talk her out to you yoona likes to remind her she’s the reason lily and you are together
upset (what’s her reaction when you’re upset)- she’s a little slow sometimes so she might not even notice she made you upset. if you got sad at someone else, she’s throwing hands, shoes, wigs and all that. if she’s the cause of your bad moon, she probably makes you some hot tea and brings it to you with the biggest pout ever
visibility (is she afraid of the public opinion)- of course she’s cautious, but once she gets the green light from her manager to come out, nothing will stop her.
warrior (how often do you fight)- you fight only if the problem is coming from her to be honest. if you’re the one that was mad, she already talked it all out calmly. but on the rare occasions she gets angry, oh boy
x-ray (how well can she read you)- the glasses must give her some superpowers because she can read you like an open book; both your body language and your expressions
yes (how would she propose)- lily is a poor little romantic at heart, she’d get all the girls to help her. someone would keep you busy and lead you to the exact restaurant she took you to on your first date, where she would be already waiting. i feel like she’d also write you a song to propose
zen (what makes her feel calm)- laying with you with her hand rubbing your tummy :(( something about that just makes her feel so safe and comfy, you’re her personal teddy bear
part of [the fluff series]
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denis-local · 2 months
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YALL, ITS YA BOI, GR4Y, AND I AM *BACK* WITH SOME *QUESTIONS*!! *insert fleshcousin yay sfx*
1. how many people buy the 💖yassified💖 fafa (i'd eat it tbh)
2. where'd boots get the 💖yassified💖 boots!? gawhdamn those are long
3. did cashier open the icecream freezer yet, i wanna buy some. (bonus, is there a 💖yassified💖 icecream flavor?)
4. Does Yassi-Spray exist?? Possibly under a different product name than Yassi-Spray? (bear spray, but for fending off the 💖yassified💖)
5. why in the FUCK is denis' tail getting stretched to oblivion in the 💖yassify💖 spectrum comic, i need to know (on the last few panels)
6. what new things can williamplayz (willyslayz) do now that he's 💖yassified💖
7. can pest sing (if so, which lady gaga song since he likes lady gaga)
8. has kasper ever tried to kill/execute (un)pleasant
9. can the 💖yass-virus💖 transfer through particles and what not
10. to add onto the last question, does kasper sneeze '💖yassify-particles💖' or something
11. oh dear dont tell me the 💖yassified💖 know how to do marketing and advertising, business, even...
12. how the FUCK did MR ring the doorbell (in the comic) when he has no hands
13. is kasper necessarily 'mad' at drretro for how she treats him (LIKE A LAB RAT. unacceptable smh)
14. does bive do blogs on the internet or something how that they're 💖yassified💖, instead of being a detective? OR DO THEY DO BOTH NOW
15. where does spud get his nails done
16. is split edible. strawberry.
17. what was the cocoon process like for pilby, how tf would it even work (since they're humanoid n stuff)
18. if bive gave reddy the 💖yass-virus💖, how the fuck did she do it?? some sorta malware program?
19. is lampert still a germophobe now that he's 💖yassified💖
20. did wallter and mark get back together perhaps (probably not)
21. what stuff DOES pest shoplift
22. what type of music does poob play at the parties
23. okay so yknow how fleshcousin has a big hole in the middle of their head? was that changed during the 💖yassification💖 process?
24. if pest bakes pie, he should start a bakery.
25. last but not least question: did kasper change their gamertag when they got 💖yassified💖.
shitton of questions i get it, but hey, thats me. (cringe too i think idk you tell me)
Another batch of questions hehehe >:D
(Another necessary cut off bdhsfqh)
1. I'd guess a lot, they are rather tasty tho also hallucinogenic
2. They probably found them in the back of the koby somewhere also they'd probably be one of the first mannequins to be infected lol
3. Never, he's hogging it all </3 (yes, mainly being sold at Crem's shop and Enphoso's store)
4. Just normal spray will do tbh, it's why Sarah carries it around ever since the outbreak started lmfao
5. My tail got infected *sobs* but dw Denis neva dies
6. More princess dresses with full faces of makeup much to Jermey's joy
7. Idk, but even if they could they would never do it haha
8. Kasper def has experimented some ways (Probably same as canon)
9. At first it was purely through bites so technically you could still smooch your yassified partner and not get infected, but as of late it seems to be getting more and more contagious. To the point it may be airborne now. Luckily Enphoso's store already has special air conditioners!
10. No, thankfully they cannot spread it through their germs. Not at all actually.
11. They absolutely do know how to do marketing and advertising </3 Enphoso is NOT helping
12. He found a way hehe
13. At first definitely, but he seems to have already forgotten about it! So he kinda forgives her!
14. Still does blogs, but it seems her new advertisements for the blog seem to be luring more people in. More people to spread the truth to!
15. Ya mama (jk, they were done by MrManeuver has a side business and for good prices!!)
16. No!!! Don't eat her cries
17. They probably got super tired and hungry at first, then made themself a cocoon, slept in it for a few days, and came out elegant as hell
18. Someway somehow a bite was enough. Even creatures made of materials that are not flesh don't seem to be safe either.
19. Yes absolutely, they probably have that clean girl aesthetic now
20. I think they're working on it (polite and fun don't mix well either I guess ah)
21. Still mainly coins, but will snatch a few lipstick tubes here and there. Now he can get away qith it more easily haha
22. Licky by Larry Tee and Princess Superstar (listen with headphones y'all)
23. Nah it's still there unless it mimics someone then they will just do the usual haha
24. He should! Maybe then he'll stop stealing coins haha
25. She would have, but he doesn't have enough robux </3
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dyrewrites · 2 months
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OC in Fifteen
@autumnalwalker got me for this one ^.-
Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture the character/personality/vibe of the OC. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you’re free to include those as well!
I is tagging @rmgrey-author and @verba-writing and YOU
Since I already did this for the two in my current WiP, let's wriggle over to the one what needs another revision >.>
Pale Blood's Odea is our subject today. Prepare for cursing. She does it a lot. I love her.
“I’m certain there’s a seedy little hole in the wall somewhere that’s really missing you two.”
"Just my luck, flat on my ass in the middle of a fang sandwich.”
“You still went poking when you had no right, so I don’t want to hear any of your fae-shit about privacy.”
“What did I do to earn the attention of every fang in this Gods-forsaken pit of a city?”
“Ron, you better not have been keeping secrets or I will feed your ears to my cats!”
“I was kidding about your ears. I won’t feed any part of you to my cats, I would never. I don’t know where you’ve been.”
“No, she hasn’t. You’ll be fine if you shut up.”
“Please, Ron, sweetness like yours is everyone’s type.”
“‘Private call,’ he says. Everything we share and I can’t know who cuts my checks!”
“Two weeks, five hours and thirty-seven minutes, from a nanovirus, in your lenses. Even your death is pathetic.”
“Like fuck she is!”
“Oh, don’t worry, we’ll get our Kiki back. Dusk may not break,” Odea held the eye firmer in her fingertips, tighter and tighter, grin twitching as the eye popped and leaked viscous fluid into her palm. “But her Sisters do.”
"Nope, no deaths, just insanity."
“You are not fine. Nothing is fine. The last few days have been one giant shitshow and it doesn’t look like it’s ending anytime soon so if there’s something more going on, here, with you? I want you to fucking tell me. Because, like it or not, I am your friend and I care about you.”
“Yeah, fucking witches, same as fucking fangs; I can’t hide anything when you’re around me. Not so fun when it’s turned back on ya, is it? Den deserves to know and don’t even try to argue with me, I can feel it. How you feel for him, how you feel when you’re around him, the stuff you haven’t even admitted to yourself. You’re wide open to me. So you’d better fucking tell him.”
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Habsburgs Coupled Daughters (2020) Part 1
Guess who's back? *uncovers some old dust*
Get in fashion lovers, a documentary with dropped on Netflix about the daughters of the House of Habsburg. And they have played out scenes.
Keep in mind that documentaries have small budget. On the other hand, documentaries try to teach us history, shouldn't they be held to a higher standard than entertainment?
Anyway, buckle up your shoes and tighten your corsets as we take a look at this piece of work.
Part 1: setting the mood
While setting the mood of the documentary we are presented with this scene of young girls having fun. From the set, the hair and the vibe I would say somewhere in the 18th century. While the girls on the left looks a bit too much of middle class for a court setting the right one looks good. Bonus points for hiding behind the champagne.
But in the loving fuck is Little Miss Habsburg wearing? (by my best guess it's Marie Antoinette?)
Like these sleeves? What are they? There were sleeves like this but not certainly not with those straps. With the bodice it gives me 19th century fancy dress vibes. The bodice is completely unadorned. Why.
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Bonus points for back-lacing though. I'll refer to it as Blue Fancy Dress.
And then we also get the Sad Brown Sack dress.
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It's just an ill-fitting Regency dress? Something its off. The waist line? The neck line? The weird necklace under the dress?
Switching to two woman standing close together in 19th century clothing. Not sure who they are and what they are hiding.
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And then we get a close up top this dress:
I'll call it the Fancy Golden Carpet Dress. Not sure which century if any at all.
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Part 2: Archduchess Maria Carolina of Austria
Ohh we do love a dressing scene? Where do we start? The ill-fitting and wrongly shaped maid on the left? Carolina's missing chemise under her corset? That the wedding dress is white?
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What are they doing?
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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER HAIR?? A GIANT ASS HAIR CLIP?
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The final dress looks atrocious. Ugly. White all white wedding dresses weren't even a thing yet. Where's the gold? The silver? The pearls? The Shiny Rich People stuff? Not even the back-lacing can save us.
What what year have we? 1768 you said? You mean a dress like this?
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(Actual Maria Carolina from 1768)
But we have a pink dress at home:
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THE HAIR CLIP AGAIN. AHHHHHH. THAT NECKLACE.
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Modern wedding hairdo spotted. Who needs powdered hair?
A decent Robe á la Francaise spotted underneath the cloak. Why are you hiding the sleeves? What am I not suppose to see?
Too bad she's not her sister Marie Antoinette and it's not a little bit later.
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Ahhhh, these sleeves. Ugly! No! Suddenly we are a century behind with the off-the-shoulder-look. Why. Why is the bodice in such a weird shape?
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Part 3: Archduchess Marie Antoinette of Austria
Blue Dress girl confirmed to be Marie Antoinette.
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What are they hiding under the cloak? Why is this dress oddly shaped? Do I want to know?
Buckle up. It's 1770!
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(That's Marie Antoinette in 1769)
Marie Antoinette is famous that she had to change her complete dress at the French border. You know what that means?
Dress changing scene! Into the Blue Fancy Dress!
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WHAT IS THIS?
IT WAS A JOKE WHEN I SAID 19TH CENTURY FANCY DRESS.
MARIE ANTOINETTE WAS A FASHION ICON.
BUT THIS IS A FULL BLOWN LATE 19TH CENTURY BUSTLE GOWN.
AHHHHHHH.
(Still like the hair. Better than her sister's modern wedding hair.)
Nevermind, she gets her wedding hair as well.
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Part 3: Anne of Austria (1601 - 1666)
What we expect:
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What we get:
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You didn't even try at all. That looks maybe mid-19th century. If I'm really generous.
We jump to the Golden Carpet Dress.
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What is this bodice shape????
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The front looks kinds okay. We just ignore the sad droopy Stuart Collar and the sleeves. All hopes lost for the hair.
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Ouch. :(
Part 4: Margaret of Austria
I can't. Just can't.
This is Margarete at the age of 10 in 1490.
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We are talking early Tudor fashion.
What we get:
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Assignment? Failed.
Undone uncovered hair. French Hood hair band. Female Da Vinci cosplay.
Continues in Part 2 because I reached an image limit.
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𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖔: m/f/anyone 𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖙: your muse & Kale are basically just stoner friends who smoke whenever they're together & they talk about all kinds of shit about life & love & whatever. stuff they've never really talked about with anyone else, oh what's that? is that genuine connection with another human being? oh no, maybe there are more feelings than they wanna actually acknowledge. 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: friend to lovers. bonus points if they've been friends since high school or college.
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"Y'know...." Kale paused through the hold of the toke he'd taken from the joint posed between his fingers and he shook his head slowly, red eyes brimming with water just enough to blur his vision slightly as he glanced at the other and passed the joint to them, exhaling his hit as he continued. "Sometimes I feel that if I'm left alone with my thoughts I'll sink into the fucking abyss like my mom did, abandoning life and everything meaningful in it..." His mother struggled with many things in life and Kale would certainly never forgive her for the deplorable things she did and let happen to him but understanding he got some of his own demons from her helped clear his mind. He was able to catch on when he found himself dipping into that abyss then do what he had in order to draw back from it. "I just don't wanna get lost in that shit... I know I'm not my mom but fuck dude, it's crazy realizing how alike your parents you really are as you get older. " He could ramble at the best of times and the worst, he was sort of somewhere in the middle of the two at the moment, another hit or two though and he'd likely venture into talking about something else.
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the-s1lly-corner · 7 months
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Eyeless Jack with fem S/O who is fan of Legend of Zelda series as S/O tries to get him be as BOTW Link as S/O as BOTW Zelda? 🦋
S/O trying to get EJ to cosplay BOTW with her!
obligatory ive never really touched a LoZ games or series outside of like. the ben drowned crp but i doubt that counts since its a fan made story !! so this is mostly going to be like, vague stuff since i have next to no clue of the games' contents so this'll be heavy on the dressing up part! hope you enjoy!
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he probably gets into gaming on handheld consoles during his college years, and carries that into his life living in the woods as a hermit (dont ask how he charges his stuff in a run down cabin we can just assume he has a generator or something)
he likes those therapeutic chill games! think ACNH, helps him keep his feelings and stress in check since that can effect his funky curse thing that made him. eyeless jack. do not let this man play slime rancher you will not see or hear from him for a week
anyways
so you introduce him to one of the legend of zelda games! he's into it, but he'd much rather watch you play or ramble on about the games and lore. he himself isn't much of a talker so he likes it when you fill the silence
at first he's against the idea when you first propose the cosplay, mostly because cosplay isnt really his thing, but also because where would the costumes come from?
if you insist on making it yourself he'll also be against it, he doesn't want you to make anything for him (and that's on him not knowing how to handle receiving gifts, but that's an entirely different thing for a different post)
but lets say, you get him to cave. hes going to insist on helping, this guy knows how to sew! he lives in the woods! he has to patch up his own clothes! plus he'll force you to step back if you prick your finger one too many times
both because "aww he doesnt want you hurting!" but also "fresh dripping blood around eyeless jack is dangerous because hes like a cracked out piranha"
when the costumes are done you guys just kinda
stand there and stare at each other and stare for a few minutes in the middle of the cabin
one of the rare times you see him without the mask since the thing was throwing off the rest of the costume
dont expect him to go out with you without something covering his face, though, you may have to rely on a hood or make a new mask that at least fits with the theme or vibe of the character. good luck trying to get jack to budge out past the door's threshold without it
stubborn prick
his ears are already pointed so you don't need to make ear prosthetics/j
good luck getting this guy to go to a con with you/j
OHOH NO because of course, spooky season, imagine convincing him to help you hand out candy at your place
or or or
you guys go out and about in your costumes showing off
sure he'll shuffle around awkwardly behind you, since he's not really. good with eyes on him...
or eyes in him/j
im sorry that was really mean spirited and uncalled for it will happen again
overall? he enjoys the time spent with you from you info dumping on him to just simply walking with him around town!
will he go out and walk with you again? probably not, at least not on nights where everyone is out and not when he's wearing this costume of an iconic character that's bound to catch some attention
7/10 experience, docked some points since you can feel the tension radiating off of him once you get him out of his cabin
don't bring it up but he keeps the costume in pristine condition when he isn't wearing it, and keeps it nearly folded and stored somewhere where it's not likely to get a bloodsplatter on it from one of his feeding nights
bonus hc but its steering a little off topic imagine walking in on him furiously scrubbing on the costumes tunic(?) because he got one (1) drop of blood on it. like he's hunched over on the floor over it trying to get the stain out, muttering n cursing under his breath
idk that's just goofy to me
anyways
peace
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Hi! :D I wanted to request the twst cast HCs abt music (the characters prefer music genre, most liked and saved songs to least prefered music etc). Bonus if you add their theme song (according to what you think it would be)! :)
Hi anon! Thanks for asking! >:> I'm always up for a good challenge! I don't really listen to popular songs so ... I failed the bonus😿
Feel free to interpret these as romantic or platonic accept for Ortho cuz he's my son.
no NRC staff, Grim or RSA sorry guys
(since this post has all the characters, no pictures cuz I'm too lazy to make multiple parts 💀)
please ignore my horrible character quotes I tried :')
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Riddle
Listens to classical music
Pretty sure his mom didn't allow him to listen to different genres since they weren't "educational"
I think metal is terrifying to him
"Mother said that classical music was good for the brain...though I do wish to explore other genres with you..."
Ace
Probably listens to whatever he's feeling at the moment
I can't read Ace at all but he definitely is one of those who will sing annoying songs loudly to piss everyone one off.
"Come on prefect, let's prank loosey-deucey with this song next"
Deuce
He really enjoys rap, but I think he's a little slow to catch onto the meanings of certain songs...yeah someone help him 😭
Well since deuce is trying to be a good boy, he probably started listening to family friendly music.
Gets really annoyed when ace tries to peer pressure him though
"Uhhhh, Ace showed me this song but I don't get the lyrics-"
Trey
WELL SINCE TREY WANTS TO LIE TO US AND BE BORING ON PURPOSE🙄
Also listens to classical music
But when no one is watching he's listening to whatever he's in the mood for.
"My taste in music? Well I'd consider it average."
Cater
It's canon that he loves pop music
Probably listens to stuff like Cardi B and Megan the Stallion too
Has Olivia Rodrigo and break up songs somewhere in his playlist though.
Lyric pranking people. Just as bad as Ace too
"This song was trending on Magicam! It's totally bop wanna hear it?"
Leona
Uhhh given he spends most of his time sleeping, he most likely is listening to calming music to put him to sleep.
material girl vibes
Other than that idk what else😿
"Oi herbivore, stop making such a racket can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"
Ruggie
HAH RUGGIE ACTUALLY PLAYS MUSIC TO GET MONEY TAKE SOME TIPS FROM HIM /HJ
I think Ruggie would be subconsciously humming a tune of that one song everyone has heard during the middle of class
He's not spending a lot of money just to listen to a song though
"Shishishi, you can make a sweet few extra buckets by playing music on the side of the road you know-"
Jack
Taking into consideration that Jack loves morning runs, he'd probably be listening to something energizing
Has his morals and definitely doesn't fall for Ace's pranks. Tries to save Deuce sometimes
"This kinda music gets me going in the mornings when I go on my runs with Vil-senpai. Care to join us sometime?"
Azul
Would he love mitski?
He's not telling anyone his taste in music
With the assistance of Jade he crafted a beautiful playlist for Mostro Lounge based on the top trending songs.
Does he like all of them? No, but he can put up with it if that means he gets more customers.
"Do you like the playlist? I carefully selected songs that would suit your interest so stop by sometime~"
Jade
You know that one meme that goes "she's so adorable I wonder what she's listening to"? Yeah that's jade's music taste in a nutshell.
While jade probably did set up a professional playlist for mostro lounge, his personal playlist scares the living daylights out of people.
He will listen to anything with a straight face.
"Oya?~ you land dwellers idea of music is intriguing. I should listen to this when I go mountaineering next time."
Floyd
Floyd is well...Floyd-
Seriously one minute he was into pop now it's boring and he's listening to meme music.
Just don't say anything about it unless you want a scary eel squeezing you.
"Koebi-chan this song is boring can't we listen to something else? I know I just chose this but I'm not in the mood anymore~"
Kalim
Kalim loves the traditional music from his home town
I believe he once heard Nicki Minaj name and was like "Oooo what's that?" Jamil stopped him really quick though.
Yeah he's even more clueless than Deuce when it comes to these things.
"Ahaha do you like this song? Let's dance to this until sunrise then!"
Jamil
He acts like he doesn't have a preference and we all know it's a lie.
Opposite of Kalim Jamil seems to prefer relaxing music to party music.
Since he basically breathes stress he definitely wants something to unwind.
"I know you may find my taste in music boring compared to Kalim but I'd love if you'd listen to this one song..."
Vil
Vil doesn't have a preferred genre, but I think he enjoys those songs that make him feel like the queen that he is.
Pretty sure he's been exposed to various styles of music, since he is a movie actor.
Though, I'm 100% sure he doesn't wanna hear country music blasting at 4am by a certain poison apple while he's trying to get his beauty sleep.
"Different genres have different characteristics that make it special just like people. One is not superior to the other."
Rook
As expected rook doesn't have a preferred genre
He see beauty in every melody, no matter if it'd even make your ears bleed
Just whatever catches his attention in the moment, he's all in for!
"How does one expect me to chose one specific genre when they all radiate with such majesty? For every note stirs my heart and touches my soul. Beauté 100 points!"
Epel
COUNTRY MUSIC!!!
DEFINITELY PLAYING IT AT 4 IN THE MORNING
Oh no Vil just took Epel's radio away...sorry Epel :,)
Had a spare one under his bed
"I'll take let you visit my home town one day so you can witness the music in person."
Idia
Night-core
Vocaloids
Lofi-beats
Probably his favorite anime OPs
Canon that he listens to idols (Premo)
"HIEEE!!! O-oh you just wanted my recommendations for music? S-since it's you I guess I don't mind..."
Ortho (platonic)
Kids bop THATS ALL HES ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO!
He also loves baby shark and was singing it. DONT YOU DARE SAY YOU'RE SICK OF HEARING THE SONG ORTHO CAN SING IT AS MUCH AS HE WANTS
"Nii-san installed a new playlist he made just for me. I thought maybe my best-friend would want to hear it?"
Malleus
Another lover of classical music
Canonically talented with stringed instruments
Would he enjoy rock?
Wants to expand his knowledge so he does try other genres
He doesn't really listen to humans music given he probably gets confused by the lyrics and "would rather not decipher it's cryptic meanings"
Definitely not impressed by Lilia's taste in music :|
"Child of man, allow me to play the violin for you~"
Lilia
We all know Lilia loves metal and screamo
He also loves all the other music genres though some of the lyric do surprise him
Lilia is a little menace so he'll definitely sing obnoxiously loud those songs that everyone doesn't want to hear anymore
"Kufufu, allow me to sing you a song that will awaken your soul!"
Silver
Can he stay awake long enough to listen to his favorite song?
Given that he's always surrounded by forest creatures and the lack of technology back in Briar Valley, he loves the songs nature sings
Birds will sing the most beautiful songs while he drifts asleep
"What's my favorite song? I haven't really thought of it, but the forest creatures did sing me to sleep sometimes whenever my father was away."
Sebek
Kinda a tricky one but I think Sebek is the type of person to say:
"I ONLY LISTEN TO THE MUSIC WAKA-SAMA PLAYS!!!"
He applauds Lilia's singing but we all know he had peed himself
Screeches like a demon in terror whenever someone plays music that's has a rating above TV-G
"NINGEN!!! HOW DARE YOU PLAY SUCH A VILE LYRICS IN THE PRESENCE OF WAKA-SAMA???!!! HAVE YOU NO SHAME???!!!"
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15. what is their favorite genre of music?
20. do they have a “comfort outfit” or a go to look? if so, why did they choose those pieces?
21. in a relationship, are they the ones stealing their partners’ clothing? or are they the ones having their clothes stolen? (hi.)
22. do they have bumper stickers on their car? if so, what kind? (bonus points for pictures!) (if he had a car/skateboard/anything bumper-stickable)
30. do they prefer the overhead lights on in their house? or are they an ambient lighting/holiday lights around the house kinda person? (does this nerd even turn the lights on at night)
misc. small detail ask meme
15. what is their favorite genre of music?
I feel like he'd enjoy disco. And just dancing music in general, though he'd gravitate towards something more classic over, like, hardcore EDM stuff (he's too old for that).
Lofi music also I think. He'd be the type to put on a chill playlist before bed whenever he's feeling too wired to sleep.
20. do they have a “comfort outfit” or a go to look? if so, why did they choose those pieces?
His regular outfit is his comfort outfit... It's something he's been wearing for a very long time and it just feels familiar and comfortable in a way that only really old clothes do. If he doesn't feel like doing the whole thing with the cape and the armor, he just puts on the shirt and pants (or just pants if it's hot outside).
21. in a relationship, are they the ones stealing their partners’ clothing? or are they the ones having their clothes stolen? (hi.)
(hello :3) I'd say it's fifty-fifty. He would grumble if his clothes suddenly disappeared but he wouldn't really mind it in most cases, so his wardrobe is open to anyone who can deal with his fashion sense. And he himself wouldn't steal the clothes to wear them necessarily, just to have it as a keepsake, you know, cause he's a sentimantal old man. Also none of his partners have color schemes that match his. (though I am imagining him now in Gabriel-sized hoodie and that is a very funny image. it'd be so huge on him. the bottom of it reaching almost to his knees. his hands somewhere in the elbow territory. looking like one of those anime girls)
22. do they have bumper stickers on their car? if so, what kind? (bonus points for pictures!) (if he had a car/skateboard/anything bumper-stickable)
He'd just use stickers of himself. Sorry.
30. do they prefer the overhead lights on in their house? or are they an ambient lighting/holiday lights around the house kinda person? (does this nerd even turn the lights on at night)
He mostly uses the fireplace or candles, though yeah he doesn't really need it, it's just for the vibes. Middle of the night snack runs he does without any light at all. Overhead lights are for guests only.
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thefinalcinderella · 2 years
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Tsurune Book 3 Prologue
Damn I can’t believe Book 3 is actually going to be a thing...
I hope they don’t pull that “theater bonus short story booklet” thing like they did for violet evergarden
Also translating this prologue reminded me how much I hate researching obscure kyudo and shinto stuff aaaaah even koukyuu no karasu wasn’t this bad and I’m pretty sure the author made some stuff up for that one
Glossary here
Full list of translations here
Translation Notes
1. A kanmuri is a cap worn by Shinto clergy
2. A sakaki is a species of evergreen sacred to Shinto
3. Ok this was hard to look up but by 7-5-3, it means wrapping 7 pieces of rattan together around a bow, and then wrapping 5 pieces, and then wrapping 3. By the way, apparently you need permission to use this bow
4. Hamayumi refers to a bow that can repel evil
5. A ridgepole-raising ceremony is performed after the framework of the house is finished. A priest comes to do the ceremony and a symbolic depiction of a drawn bow is aimed in the evil direction to drive off evil
6. To be specific, men and women who were born in a year with the same Zodiac sign as the current year
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A white dragon was spanning the sky.
The footprints of wild rabbits were etched into the shining snow, and while many trees on the mountains were shedding their leaves, red nandina berries were swaying under evergreen leaves. This place was usually quiet, with only the chirping of birds and familiar faces passing by, but on this particular day, there was a procession of people.
It was a small shrine in the town. The middle schooler Minato had came here for the Setsubun Festival. Setsubun was an event to get rid of evil spirits and welcome fortune before the beginning of spring.
Shuu and Seiya, his fellow first years who were also in the Kirisaki kyudo club, were there as well. Like the people who couldn’t wait for the start of the festival, the three couldn’t hide their excitement. While keeping a proper distance, they proceeded to stake out a spot for themselves.
“I throw beans every year at my house, but this is the first time I’m going to a festival like this.”
Seiya’s cheeks loosened at those child-like eyes that were filled with curiosity.
“That’s right. I could hear your loud voice saying ‘Demons out, fortune in’ even at my house, Minato.”
“Oh, you could hear me? I knew Kuma was reacting to it.”
Kuma was Seiya’s family’s dog. When it sensed Minato, it would look out from the hole in the hedge and wait, waving its tail wildly on the other side of the hedge. It seemed that it desperately wanted to play with him. Apparently, Kuma thought of Minato as a brother.
Shuu, who was on the other side of Minato, was muttering, Demons out, demons out.
Seiya narrowed his eyes.
“Shuu, were you saying that to me just now?”
“Sorry. Me of all people accidentally leaked out my true thoughts. You always follow Minato whenever I invite him somewhere.”
“It’s useless to try to get rid of me. Besides, Minato can be absentminded sometimes, so I couldn’t let him be impolite towards the son of the Fujiwara family. I have to keep an eye on him.”
“It’s not something worth bothering the second son of the Takehaya family.”
“No, no, don’t be so reserved.”
Sandwiched between a young lord and a knight, the commoner Minato was overwhelmed. Their exchanges were always like this. The fact that Shuu, who wasn’t interested in people very much, reacted this much might be proof that those two got along well.
Lured by the lively atmosphere, even the birds began to chirp in high-pitched voices. He wondered if his eyes were going bad. The area around himseemed hazy. The sound of bells being shaken by a shrine maiden echoed, and a figure appeared out of the haze. A priest, wearing a kanmuri (1) and a bright costume of lapis lazuli and scarlet, headed toward the main shrine. Once inside the main shrine, he recited a ritual prayer and waved a sakaki (2) at the worshippers surrounding him.
“The performance of the ‘meigen ceremony’ will begin now,” an announcement said.
Minato asked Shuu, “What’s a ‘meigen’?”
“You’ll understand once you see it.”
People with bows went up the stage. They drew their bowstrings about thirty centimeters and released them.
Twang, twang, twang.
When the sound echoed, he felt as if his previously hazy field of vision was clearing up. The vibration, which resembled the sound of a koto, wiped away the impurities that covered his body.
“The meigen ceremony is a ceremony of drawing a bowstring without nocking an arrow to exorcise evil spirits and impurities. It has been handed down since the Heian period. In the imperial ‘dokusho meigen ceremony,’ an unlacquered plain wooden bow and a souikyuu bow with rattan wrapped around it in a seven, five, and three pattern (3), and the ceremony is said to be performed while reading the Kojiki and other ancient texts.”
“Bows sure are closely related to Shinto, huh. Like the Hamayumi and stuff.” (4)
“It’s because bows are religious tools. There are lots of ways to use the bow, such as horseback archery where you shoot at targets from a running horse, or the ridgepole-raising ceremony (5) when you’re building a house, where you display a bow and arrow pointing towards the northeast, the unlucky direction.”
“As expected of Shuu, you know a lot about bows.”
“It’s because I love Japan.”
Minato recalled a scene in Zen in the Art of Archery, when Eugen Herrigel became a disciple of Awa-hanshi, he drew a bowstring and let it ring out as the beginning of purification and exorcism.
The book described the days of the German philosopher Eugen Herrigel and Awa Kenzou-hanshi, a master archer who was known as the Bow Saint, and they were master and disciple. Herrigel aspired to be a mystic and chose kyudo as the gateway. What he meant by mysticism was the embodiment of liberation, or enlightenment through Zen. Awa-hanshi showed the embodiment of mysticism with the superhuman feat, the “target in the darkness,” in which two arrows were shot in the dark, the first piercing the target and the second also piercing the target while shattering the nock of the first arrow and tearing down its shaft.
Did Herrigel also experience bean-throwing? Did he view it as a strange custom?
At the signal of the taiko drums, men and women (6) lined up at the main shrine. When they shouted “Demons out, fortune in” and throwing the beans, people’s arms moved along with that motion. The sound of scattering beans chased the demons away. Minato and his friends reached out their hands to catch the beans.
Suddenly, the image of his deceased mother flashed across Minato’s mind, and he gently gripped his gloved hands.
——Mom, these are my bow friends. Can you see them?
Have I fulfilled my promise?
Cylindrical clouds, like bellows, continued to stream from the east to the faraway, distant west.
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Ok so what if I made a list of things I started at some point in the past like five years or so and haven't finished but am still pretending I'll get back to them eventually? Maybe that would be interesting to literally no one but me, which is good enough.
The Witcher 3 is one of my favorite games ever. I'm like 90 hours into it, have at least twice that left to go, and I haven't touched it in like three years. Like most of the rest of this first section the main problem is that it's on my computer, and being able to sit comfortably in a way that doesn't injure myself while also being able to see the screen isn't going well these days.
Tales of Berseria is also a lot of fun, but it has the computer problem. I need more Magilou because she's such a gremlin.
Final Fantasy 13-2 is definitely my favorite post-12 FF game and might even be the one I've had the most fun with since 6, 7, and 8. Alas, computer.
BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle is a very silly crossover that feels like it shouldn't exist. I keep saying I'll go back and finish the rest of the storylines, but computer and also I just haven't had a strong desire to yet. I did figure out that I can win fights using an old Guitar Hero guitar though, so that was fun.
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk is something I started after finally getting caught up on the manga after years and years, because I tend to like Warriors/Musou games when I'm in the right mood. It's decent but not amazing, which hasn't motivated me to get past the computer issue.
Xenoblade Chronicles X is technically also a computer thing because I was playing it in Cemu. It gets extra bonus points for being hard to see because the text and UI are so small, but also I managed to break my save file like 70 hours in and haven't gotten around to figuring out what's wrong with it yet. Everything seems fine except my character and the camera get loaded in different locations, and I could probably use the memory editor to reset my location and fix it, but it's not worth the trouble until I can see.
Boyfriend Dungeon is great and I already finished the base game right when it came out, and I've been meaning to go back and do the post-launch stuff they added later and still haven't.
Atelier Ryza finally got good like half a dozen hours in after one of the worst-paced intros I've ever seen, and I haven't worked up the fortitude to try playing more past there so far.
A Slug's Dream has some decent puzzles and I was enjoying it enough, but I totally forgot it even existed. Maybe some day.
Xenogears I also keep forgetting because it's in an emulator on my computer and not somewhere I remember to look to see what game I should play. It sort of bypasses the usual computer problem by being ancient and designed for 480i screens so everything is huge. I'll finish it one of these days.
Ok I think that's all the stuff on the computer. There are a couple others that I'm not including because I only made it like an hour into them before getting sidetracked, so I'll just start them over if I ever go back to them.
3DS next? 3DS next.
Fire Emblem Fates is what's currently in there I think. It's taken multiple years, but I've finished Birthright and most of Conquest. Some day I'll finish that one and then maybe do Revelation. Any year now...
Shadows of Valentia might come back around too. I've had enough of a break to at least partly get over how mediocre a lot of the maps are and how annoying certain enemy types are, and I do want to at least try to finish it for the sake of the story, just not while I'm in the middle of pretending to play Fates too.
Shadow Dragon deserves another chance too when I'm in a better frame of mind for it, I just don't know when that'll be.
Radiant Historia is amazing and I really need to get back to it and finish it, and I don't know why my brain keeps not letting me for the past couple years. One of these days it will though, and it'll be great.
Kid Icarus: Uprising is also pretty great, but it's physically painful for me to play. I keep saying I want to try to figure out some way to work around that, but it's been multiple years and I still haven't.
Shovel Knight is one I completely forgot I even have, but it was way better than I expected and I should give it another chance.
Project X Zone is another ridiculous crossover that feels like it shouldn't exist, and it's pretty fun sometimes too, but wow does it really drag sometimes with how long each level is and how many of them there are. I might be able to manage it in smaller chunks though.
Ok Switch gets to be in a separate post or I'm going to run out of tags.
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I think what you *meant* to say was RAC -- *Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau.*"
LOGIC - No, the alphanumeric begins with HDB.
DRAMA [Medium: Success] - Can't you see the *sire* is tired of these... fabrications. *RAC* is clearly what it says on the case files. These are official documents. There is no arguing with *official* documents.
Good. How long does it take to read one of these *Raphaël-stamped* cases? (Persist.)
Actually, I'm ready to admit I'm not Raphaël and go on with my life.
LOGIC - Fine. It takes about half an hour for you to piece one together, Mr... Raphaël. Which one do you want?
THE NEXT WORLD MURAL
THE UNSOLVABLE CASE
THE SQUARE BULLET HOLE MURDERS
THE COUCH IN AN UNEXPECTED LOCATION
MURDER AT THE HOOKAH PARLOUR
I can revisit this. (Put the case files away.)
Reading the ledger takes time, and we're already in the middle of something.
DAMAGED LEDGER - Not much has changed in the meanwhile -- a bunch of sodden papers still sags from the clipboard.
8. [Put the ledger away.]
I *would* end this here and go back to our conversation with Klaasje, but in an attempt to balance out our stats more, I put on the ceramic boots, and...
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VISUAL CALCULUS - You look down at the white ceramic sabatons hugging your arches and calves, surprised at how well they fit.
PERCEPTION (HEARING) [Medium: Success] - Your movements cause tiny little clicks, like dice rolling somewhere far away, as the plates reorient to your motions.
I will be responsible with this. This is just to protect me from harm, not to show off.
Decked out in future-armour. Like a cop ought to be.
[Discard thought]
VISUAL CALCULUS - The hardened vitreous enamel, at once sleek and light, adds a glow to your cheeks and a spring to your step. Just imagine what a full suit of this stuff could do for you!
COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - You really do feel more confident. Invulnerability does that. Even partial invulnerability.
Yeah, I *want* the full suit!
This gear could line my pockets with cash. I could probably sell it to some other cops.
This is the long sought after *enemy technology*. I can't just enjoy it -- I must *study* it.
VISUAL CALCULUS - It may be a while before you have all the pieces. In the meantime, you should analyse the armour, figure out its vulnerabilities.
Vulnerabilities?
VISUAL CALCULUS - Remember, this is a highly specialized kinetic re-distributor meant to stop bullets. Wear it, observe its properties. See if there's a *weakness* in the design.
Thought gained: Fairweather T-500
HALF LIGHT [Easy: Success] - For the day you have to *fight* someone covered in the same material.
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FAIRWEATHER T-500
Temporary research bonus: -1 Savoir Faire: Hard move Research time: 3h 30m
It really hurts to punch this armour. A sword wouldn't leave even a scratch. A bullet would bounce right off. Still, there must be some flaw in it that would allow you to stand your ground against this dangerous enemy technology. You just have to figure out what it is -- possibly by beating yourself while wearing it? Shooting yourself? Let's see...
I then end up deciding not to wear the boots after all, whoops.
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lavender-sunhaven · 10 months
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So how do we feel about that update
because I'm obsessed
Sheds are changing my life. This is exactly what I wanted. I'm so happy.
(this got really long so I'll put my thoughts under a read more! spoilers for, the update I guess!)
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I am speedrunning sheds immediately. I have already found some places to set them up and figured out how I can fit my entire crafting operations into 2 sheds. Now I just need to move over all the stuff in the chests in my one barn so that I can replace it with the shed and put the barn elsewhere.
Then I can use shed 3 for storage as I've wanted so badly so I don't need nearly so many hecking chests everywhere. Shed 4.... I actually don't know what I'll use it for yet. I actually have options! Maybe I will dress it up like a cute little room, or keep some of my pet collection in it, or fill it with stuffed animals, or see if I can make a cute little flower shop like Lavender would want.... I'm excited. I have options again. And assuming I can find somewhere else to put my other barn, that opens up a lot for me.
Also the barn upgrades are great. They don't take up any more space than before, they look cool, sure they give me more junk that I have to remove to fit more animals in but that's always the truth so it's neat. Now I have... ladders I guess. But I can store them in my shed!
But also. Nel'Vari barns. I am. SO excited
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the moment I saw. that they had added in a frog barn animal. I knew. I would need Nel'Vari barns immediately. I love him I need 10 of these things right now immediately
All the new animals are so cute! I'm excited to get stuff set up so that I can put them places and gain their resources.
To that end, though, I realized that Nel'Vari barns were going to require me to actually do Progression that I hadn't done yet (because so far I hadn't really found anything I wanted that required Nel'Vari mines stuff. I knew I wanted to get there sooner or later, but just... didn't need to yet). I have a fire under my butt again and I'm actually making progress which feels amazing. Trying to seriously manage multiple farms is going to be a problem but what I really need to find a spot to do a massive amount of wheat production which will help with all the barns. It'll be complicated, but I'll figure it out.
uhhhhh oh yeah more RNPCs happened. They're cool! I like Kai, I've met him and I like his stuff so far as I've seen it. I haven't met Vivi yet but I can't WAIT to forcefully befriend her. Wesley is... Wesley. I'm happy for him. I'll befriend him eventually, probably while I'm in the middle of running around Nel'Vari doing mine stuff.
The house customization I haven't been able to play a lot with yet but I will more when I have my sheds figured out and money to waste. Playing Mix and Match should be fun, and I'm glad they're planning to put out more in the future! Even more stuff to look forward to~
Also now sometimes ghosts come and water my crops and I love them. Me and the ghosts are buds.
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But also... this list... ohhhh man this list. I love this list. I'm p excited for most things on it but ESPECIALLY Farm Structures and WG and NV fruit trees. I LOVE fruit trees. I have a whole orchard section on my farm. Passive income is my JAM. Black market? Birthday? MORE RNPCs? I'm looking forward to all of these so much. Race-based dialog I know is something a lot of players have been looking for for a long time so I am interested to see how that gets put in! More dialog is generally good and they seem to have the personalities of the characters pretty well in hand so hopefully they'll just be fun fluff things and Lavender will finally be able to relate to Kitty and Catherine and they'll be best Amari buds forever (And then with Vivi too!)
Anyways I just wanted to spew my thoughts everywhere for a bit because I've been having so much fun again. Tell me your thoughts! Anything you don't like? What do you want to see in the future?
Bonus: Claude continues to have a hard time fighting the vampire allegations.
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[ indigo ]  when did you first start writing / roleplaying?
[ plum ]  are you more of a dialogue or a description writer?
[ mulberry ]  what tips would you give someone with writer's block?
[ coral ]  give a shoutout to one of your favorite blogs.
🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑰𝑬𝑾. ( send one or more of these to get to know the person behind the blog a little better. )
(these are going to get long so i'll put a readmore to spare the dashboard lol)
[ indigo ]  when did you first start writing / roleplaying?
for writing (stories) i'd say in early middle school when i realized fanfiction was a thing. before that i just did a lot of journaling, or i'd finish a trip with family and write a long essay about everything we did on the trip. anyways when the fanfic itch hit i wrote obsessively and even titled my story journals as i finished them so i could keep them in chronological order. (like i had one named after spring, another for summer, fall, winter, etc. and then a series named after favorite gemstones x flowers). i think i filled 40+ notebooks of various sizes by high school? they're still somewhere in the basement at my parents' place probably.
then i found ff.net and realized people posted their stuff online so i tried that a bit, and when ff.net started getting dated i moved onto ao3. i don't have as much energy or drive to write the crazy crossover AUs i used to do but it's still nice to post there, or make up original short stories for fun. anyways TL;DR i'm always writing something somewhere sometime~
for RP i wanna say...early 2000s? back when forum RPs were a thing. and i don't mean the fancy kind they have now where you can custom-theme your posts, but just plain message boards where you started a topic to make "threads" and replies to that thread made up your interactions, and the rest of the board was divided up so you had locations in one place and character profiles in another, etc etc. they were everywhere and constantly opening and shutting down so i went everywhere too, lol. also signed up for this digimon PbEM RP group where they had a plotline and an all-original crest lineup but you had to make up your own digidestined and digimon and apply to join. then we'd RP on a word doc and email it to the next person in the group to get the story going. it was sooo old school but it was genuinely fun. i also applied to join a livejournal MFRP group but got rejected because my app wasn't good enough hahaha that got me a little scarred so i hid away from MFRP for awhile
(also a special bonus to the time my friends and i RPed as neopets faeries in a composition book we'd pass around in school between periods.)
for tumblr RP i think it was like 2014 or 2015 after a RP hiatus? the messageboards were dead or dying by then and heck if i was going to learn livejournal and its weird system so i joined some ancient chinese themed MFRP group with a similar chinese drama-inspired muse but that shut down within a month so i wandered around until i found a bigger more active group and stuck around there. and now i'm on and off here. :)
[ plum ]  are you more of a dialogue or a description writer?
when it comes to RP, i think i lean more towards description because i need to give context to my muse's lines. but for stories i'm more dialogue heavy, and i enjoy writing exchanges back and forth between characters.
[ mulberry ]  what tips would you give someone with writer's block?
i don't know if i'm the best person to ask but when i'm stuck on writer's block i work on a different...writing project..... you know they all have different vibes and stuff so a change of scenery gives the mind a break and stuff? it's good.
and it works because i still wanna write, i just don't want to write for Thing A so why not Thing B lol.
it also helps to find a focus, most of my writing block woes come because i don't know where/what to do next, so maybe i find a song, a pretty quote, or an icon that gives me the right "vibes" for what i want to express and think up the rest of the post from that.
it also helps to have a smaller goal to work towards even if you don't know how the ending will turn out. for example, if in a thread my A is interacting with your B and i think to myself "well according to what i've read in B's app he'd prolly hate A and think him a prick, so it'd be interesting if A gets a chance to showcase his prick side in this thread eventually," then i'd insert stuff into my replies to gradually make A more annoying and play off what B replies to work towards that "goal."
of course since RP is directed by both sides those mini-goals sometimes get sidetracked, but then it's fun to see in what new direction we take the interaction instead haha
[ coral ]  give a shoutout to one of your favorite blogs.
i can’t stress enough how helpful quotes/musings blogs are for like aesthetics or muse inspirations for me and the nice thing is most of them are still around even if they haven’t updated in years so HERE HAVE THIS POST WITH LINKS TO A BUNCH MORE GREAT MUSINGS POSTS BLOGS
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dzamie · 1 year
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What is your favorite mobile game?
okay I've been putting this one off for a bit, but lemme see if I can do it justice (and, uh, I do put a promo link at the end. y'know, if you want):
My favorite mobile game right now is Text Express(/Tilly's Express). On the surface, it's your average generic "scrabble+crossword" game, where you're given 4-7 letters and need to find a bunch of words using them, but there's a bunch of stuff it does so much fucking better than every other game in the genre:
No ads popping up between levels - every single ad is opt-in, with clearly marked "get bonus score via premium currency" / "get bonus score via ad" / "continue without bonus score" buttons, if a bonus is even offered.
No fucking energy system - the closest it comes is regenerating story exp, but once that runs out... I can just keep playing. I just don't unlock new destinations.
Surprisingly big dictionary - and not only can you see the definitions of words, but it even recognizes some words as inappropriate; they won't break your valid-words streak, but the game will say "No Reward," which is a nice middle-ground. It's a little arbitrary on what it accepts and rejects, though: "pee" is valid, but "pees" is a No Reward.
Varied hints system - the game has like 4 different kinds of hints, and gives them out liberally (though you can also buy them with the non-premium currency). It's nice to see more than just "reveal a random letter somewhere"
Cute story about a girl and her train - this game has a fucking narrative (albeit kinda contrived) with animations and characters. There's an inventor, living in an observatory, who invented the camera; there's a senile old guy you nearly run over with your train; there's some sort of old mystery ruins; there's a not!Girl Scout who... okay, she's less of a character. You're exploring and also trying to find the girl's parents, who are, so far, ambiguously probably alive? And apparently there used to be a golden age of trains, and then Train Wars? What the fuck is a Train War? I want to see it.
Unusually high amount of worldbuilding details? - Seriously, what the fuck happened in the Train Wars? Who are these possibly-mythical Volan creatures? I need more information on the cute animal critters mentioned in one of the collections. And can Tilly's grandmother do magic or not???
Lots of cutscenes - (all skippable, but I recommend not) I cannot overstate how many cutscenes there are in this story. Between multiple stories that pop up, cutscenes that appear when you fill your Collections enough, and even just the first time you show up in a new area or start a new minigame, there is straight-up more dialogue than some "normal" RPGs, I reckon.
Miniga- actually, this gets its own list
Minigames!
Okay, so you know how wordscapes and its many clones does that "ooh, try to guess the word containing THIS space now!!!" thing for a daily? And how fucking boring and luck-based it is? Text Express says fuck that shit, we're getting creative:
no crossword, just make the highest score you can in X number of words
crossword boxes vanish after you fill the word (except for intersections), eventually leaving you with little islands
find one mystery word (usually uses all letters, but not necessarily)
find as many words as possible, game ends when you find the mystery word
crossword turns invisible shortly after starting; see only the boxes you've filled in and ones directly adjacent
"Birdle" - 6 guesses to find 6 words (automatically fills in what would be green in Wordle)
use the (changing) marked letter in your next word to get points
all these words share a letter in these marked positions; figure out the letter for help figuring out the words
With the exception of the last one, these do actually have recharging plays, but there's always something to do. And to get anywhere, you play the regular game to power the train that takes you places.
Honestly, the only downsides I can think of is that the graphics can be a tad wonky (though they're being fixed - used to be that the Low setting made the ground disappear, but that's no longer the case lol)
Anyway, highly recommend. It's a lot of fun, especially if you have a wide vocabulary. Also here's the referral link so you can help me earn stuff or whatever.
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thedemonscrawler · 1 year
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Hi! Ask game 💖🦅🤲🤩🧠 (Sun/Moon)
Hewwo!
💖 What made you start writing?
Uuuuuh brainworms i guess 8I I mean I wrote as a little kid, like most little kids do, and I wasn't discouraged from doing it. I don't really know, I guess. If you read enough stories you eventually have to start making your own? And I lucked out that no one ever told me to stop?
🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?
I already answered this one, so I'll go more in depth!
Permission Slip actually has two kinds of outlines. The first is the 'main' outline, where I wrote out the main plot points. It hangs out at the very top of the document, after a section dedicated to notes.
This was the outline for chapter 1 and half of chapter two:
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Some of the details changed once I actually wrote the scenes, but there was no reason to go back and change the outline by that point, so it sticks around as a neat record.
I don't write chronologically, I jump up and down the timeline and write on whatever scene I happen to be feeling. I also have a terrible memory and PS is really long, so to keep from forgetting where I was going with a scene when I come back to it later, I have scene outlines. This one is for the middle of chapter 11:
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They're a lot more focused, though you can see there's still a lot of wiggle room in what I'm planning and what I end up doing. They end up sprinkled throughout the chapter and get deleted as I go along. The scene outlines can be brief (one of the funniest I wrote just said 'Gregory is sad 8(' ) or they can be almost play-by-play, it just depends on what I need.
Honestly I recommend trying it if you have a hard time organizing your thoughts. Its a lot easier to navigate a conversation when you can refer back to a few sentences that say "okay they talk about this thing, and then this thing, and then this character gets mad and says this".
🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?
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🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?
Sun. 100% it's Sun.
🧠 Pick a character, and I’ll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.
I have just forgotten any and all headcanons I have for them
Sun's sensory array has been pretty fun! He's coy about it because I think it amuses him, but his rays are designed to read air pressure in some pseudo-sciencey way, which is how he maps out the room around him. It's not foolproof; Freddy took them off guard at the end of chapter 4 because Sun couldn't sense him, the Green Room's window just registered as a solid wall and he had no idea someone was in it. He also can't sense anything smaller than a baby (theoretically the smallest thing he'd need to know is there), so real small stuff has to rely on his regular vision. But tbh? His array would make him even better at navigating somewhere pitch black than Moon, since infrared needs at least a tiny bit of light to work.
Moon flinches when you touch him. It isn't because he anticipates pain or because it hurts or you take him by surprise, like he can watch you reach out towards him and he'll still flinch when you make contact. It's just... something he does.
Bonus Moon headcanon: He likes bugs. as evidenced by the comic >u< he's a bugboy. The only reason he doesn't keep one as a pet is he agrees that there's too much risk of it escaping into the Daycare. Sun... tolerates the bugs, in that "I don't personally like them but you do and I love you so I'll support your interests" kind of way
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