When I go to work
I realize that I will have to put in time and effort
*sadness noises*
But then I realize that my dissociation game is very strong so it's like i'm in and out in 5 minutes.
*happy dissociation noises*
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
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I drew Bridget enjoying an impossible burger, chicken nuggies, and she is also enjoying fries that are salted with TERF tears
This is a redraw of the “estrogen burger” meme, which itself is also a parody of that one pic that some conspiracy nut made
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It’s not a request, I’m letting you know I’m not going to be there
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