what if i made you ride my fingers slowly while you look into my eyes and you moan into my mouth as you kiss me then have you clean them with that pretty little mouth after you've cum for me like the good girl i know you are?
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also ngl i hate that being queer has to be political. that i have to deal with discourse not just from conservatives who want me to conform or die, but also from within my own community. i don’t really give a shit if a person uses outdated terminology for themselves if it makes them feel seen or adequately described. i really don’t care about dysphoria or presentation or kink at pride or any other fucking thing the alphabet mafia argues about on a daily basis. unless something is clearly hurting someone (and not just hurting their feelings— not to half-quote the republicans but your feelings aren’t facts) i could not give less of a shit. keep it out of my face PLEASE.
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This little queer, panicking mess has become a queer, panicking success!! So that GORGEOUS GORGEOUS girl I have been crushing on is fanTASTIC. And we went on our first date a week ago today! Eeeeee!! She accidentally confessed her feelings to me; we were drawing each other as Crowley and Aziraphale — which... was my idea of flirting that apparently worked — and she wrote something very romantic next to a drawing of me.... so naturally I was like "omg!!! I like you too!!!" and she was like "omg!!!!" and then one thing after the next we are madly in love. I have dedicated 6 whole sketchbook pages to drawings of us that I might post if she doesn't mind. I love her. She's fantastic. And she's an amazing artist!! She's so kind!! Anyway.. gay little me is happyyyyyy!!!
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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
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dating someone who naturally brings out your playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel loveable makes you feel so incredibly safe and secure which makes you fall even more in love
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seeing hot gay ppl at work like I PROMISE I DONT WEAR KHAKIS NORMALLY I PROMISE IM COOL AND ALT USUALLY PLEASE TALK TO ME
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ok but like imagine you and your girl best friend are having a sleepover
and you two have always been super close and touchy with each other, you’ve even made out once or twice when you were drunk
it’s not uncommon for you two to share a bed and cuddle with one another, plationically of course
you’re half awake one night, about to fall right back asleep, barely conscious, when you feel a little more spread out than usual, a little more restricted too
you’re chilly and can feel your nipples hardening, you go to curl into a ball, about to seek out the warmth of your best friend but you find that you can’t move anything
you start to wake a little more and realize your tied wide open on your friends bed
“oh baby, shhhhh, go back to sleep”
you feel hazy and find yourself fighting to stay awake, you realize you’re naked and that’s why you’re so cold
your best friend drags a manicured finger down your body causing you to shiver
“you usually don’t wake up during this part, that’s ok, you won’t remember come morning”
you’re confused by her words but her fingers twisting and pinching at your nipples causes you to moan and throw your head back
“does princess need something to keep her quiet while mommy plays?”
you watch as your best friend takes her own panties off and stuffs them in your mouth, you can taste how soaked she was
“if youre a good girl maybe i’ll let you lick my pussy clean when we’re done”
you’ve never had sex with a woman before but your own leaky cunt is clearly thrilled by the idea
your friend starts sucking on your neck while simultanelmously teasing your entrance with her skilled fingers
she pulls away, bringing her fingers to her mouth to taste your girl juice that she collected
“mmmm you always taste so sweet princess”
she drops down and uses her tongue to fuck your drippy messy hole, she uses a thumb to rub figure eights over your clit
you cum embarrassingly fast, too stupid to process anything other than how good your best friend is making you feel
you’re drooling around the panties in your mouth, utterly blissed out, your own cum leaking down your best friends chin
your friend gets up and dissapears for a bit, leaving you a needy, squirmy, whiny mess
she returns with a double headed dildo and a vibrator
“i wonder just how many times we can get you to cum on this cock with me before you pass out and forget everything again babygirl, last week you made it to four but i think you can do at least six tonight”
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