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samberrybay · 5 months
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I DON'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS NEW MASTERPIECE BY PAN4-NIM????
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Like HELLO????? THIS IS SO OUT OF POCKET BUT I'M ABSOLUTELY NOT COMPLAINING!!!!
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evilminji · 9 months
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I Ponder The Humble Blob Ghost!
You think they are what happens when you ALMOST but not quite A Ghost(tm)? Like, you have the ectoplasm and the will to continue... but you didn't really have A Thing in life? No Final Crystalizing Thought that brings focus? Just "ow! Ah! I'm scared. Don't wanna die!" And theeeeen.... *poof!*
Why am I Orb? Am squish? No bones.
Like? Remove any one piece of the Critical Formula and you get Blob instead of Ghost? Different KINDS, mind you, but blobs none the less.
Like Skulker! Not enough Ectoplasm. Ended up Blob. He CLEARLY had the Will, the Obsession, the gory end and unfinished business... buuuut? No green goo to power the creation of a full body. He clearly knows what he's supposed to LOOK like? But it's not something FIXABLE? Even with his now unlimited access to Ectoplasm.
Like in utero damage that permanently stunted his growth. HE is fine. All his facilities are on-line and checking in as they should, for the level of sentience expected of a ghost of his people. He just... smol. Same strength, intelligence, and power as he would have always HAD...
He just got handed a really, REALLY crap "customize your eternal meatsuit" option screen. Like for real guys. Basicly NO options. His salt is eternal and entirely justified. He could have had his tattoos. He paid a LOT of credits for those! Sat for DAYS! Had to track down this One(1) artist on this SHITTY little trading hub, that BARELY QUALIFIED as one, to sit in on uncomfortable overturned crate... IN A GAS MASK because the AIR SUPPORT KEPT KICKING IT... for hoooours!
It was a WORK OF ART. You would have CRIED.
This is BULLSHIT.
But wait, I hear you say, staring at the Blob ghost chewing on a lamp post. The one that has wii music playing behind the eyes. No thoughts, head jello, one might say. What about THEM?
Good point! Remember that formula?
LOT of Ecto! But THAT... might be either an animal or a fungus. We'd have to check. ANYTHING can and DOES die. If it's alive? It can die and potentially leave a ghost. But! Consider the noble Ghost Rabbit! *holds up squirming rabbit that is ABSOLUTELY trying to both bite me and kick me in the face* A noble and friendly creature!
THIS is what happens when an animal: has sufficient Ectoplasm at the death site, a reason to continue living (fairly common. It's usually their offspring, escape, the instinctual drive to survive itself or other understandable base drives. Like love, loyalty, or hunger.), and that all important High Emotions End.
Miss any of these? You get Blobbertson over there! He's clearly a hungry boy! But! Not very DRIVEN is he? Just floating along, chewing on whatever seems interesting, looking for a snack. He's food motivated. But not MOTIVATED motivated.
Blobbertson over there? A peaceful death. Too much Ectoplasm too leave, too food motivated in life NOT to carry over, but? No DRIVE. To DEFINE and DEMAND the Ectoplasm in his little body become sharp and active. No highly emotional state to stir it into action.
Is Blobbertson INCAPABLE of higher emotions? No. He is every bit as capable as the Ghost Rabbit that has savaged my hands and escaped while you were reading. It was, in fact, NOT as friendly as originally assumed. I may be bleeding. Unimportant. Blobbertson is PERFECTLY capable of getting attached. Being trained.
Whatever level of intelligence Blobbertson had in life, still remains. And WITH that? Comes the ability to improve and grow in death! IF (and this is the big one) he ever finds MOTIVATION to do so.
Because you see, Blobbertson is quite happy. No thoughts, brain jello. Drifting along in a happy green ocean like a jellyfish. Only concerned about his next snack. It's comforting. His food obsession filled, his tiny motivation barely enough to move him place to place.
He would GLADLY sit in one place and eat for the rest of eternity. Head blissfully silent.
And that's OKAY! It truly, honestly, is. Not everyone has to be conquers and kings, crafters and cosmonauts. Sometimes you just want to spend the rest of time playing in the sand. Resting on a sunshine-y hill. Not EVERY soul is a loud one.
This is the INFINITE Realms.
And there are places like Amity Park out there. THICK as cold honey with Ectoplasm in the air, gently infusing all the life that grows there with greater and greater chance of Ghost-hood. Even the peaceful blinking awake after that final rest to look down and... little nubby green paws.
Congratulations on becoming a Blob, grandma! Yes, I imagine you ARE furious it is inordinately difficult to knit like this. No, I don't think complaining to the king will help, MeMa.
That said? I can not tell you if Blob Ghost all belong to the same Family or the same Order, but they are NOT the same species! The WAY in which you fuck up that ever vital Fomula results in WILDLY different Blobs! Was it an animal? A sentient species? A sentient PLANET? A complexe interlocking colony of fungi? What was the EXACT Ectoplasm concentration at the death site? Was that the historical levels or the At Death levels? Was the individual under sedation?
Yes! All of this IS in fact, VERY relevant!
And you think it ends THERE? HA! The SKIES are FILLED with Fighty Mother Fuckers! Ghosts LOVE to fight! It's built into their social dynamics and hierarchy! Good ol brawls to get the Ecto pumping!
......Local Blob Farmer would like to take this moment to say "GET OF HIS GHOST PEONIES, YOU HEATHENS."
No they would NOT like to join your 24/7 thunder dome in the sky, THANKS! Martha here is trying to compose some Atlantian Shell Poetry. Blobby Jr of Blobbington and Blobbington Incorporated is TRYING to study! You've DESTROYED THE COMMUNAL ZEN GARDEN!!
Get! GET!!! *swings broom*
And THEN you look not even a mile east? And it's the floating island of Blobs. They LIKE that rock. It's just an ever shifting, accidentally rolling off the edge, falling slightly, making an offended squeek, and floating back to the top of the pile to repeate the process, MOOSH of thousands of blobs. No one's certain if they used to be seals or some sort of cat.
Apparently THAT island is Warm(tm).
So there they sit. Making contented noises, chirping and shoving for the best spots. They never leave. You can literally just... float up and sit on them. It's amazing. You gotta be careful not to get buried, but it's So Soft and bouncy? And they are ALL making that soft happy Blob vibrate noise. It's like a giant, island sized, warm and almost fuzzy but not, water bed that massages you.
Just DON'T start anything there! Holy SHIT are they territorial. You Will Die. They SWARM.
And THATS not even getting into the Blobs that are? Literally brainless. Some people eat those. Which? I guess? They ARE basicly Ectoplasm jello. But SOME of them are NOT? Like... it's a debate. Hot button issue, ya know?
Some fungus turns into Ecto Jello with negative IQ and delicious insides. Is this food? But OTHER fungus was SENTIENT in life and become a whole RANGE of Fungus ghosts, from Blob right on up to complexe dryad like ghosts! Clearly NOT food unless you are a MONSTER. But THEY argue the FIRST group are ALSO not food?
Plant Ghosts have strong opinions and are willing to Gruesome Violence about it.
Which brings us back to the Humble Blob Ghost! Check before you pet! That might be grandma! Or planning to eat your hand! Just as Mammal tells you little to nothing about what animal you are looking at, so too does Blob and Ghost! Stay safe out there! And if anyone sees a glowing green rabbit? I want my blood back! That's supposed to be in MY body! Rude!
This has been, the daily ghost!
@hdgnj @stealingyourbones
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Finished Miracle Mask and drew this Froshel to celebrate!
Now only Azran Legacy is left, then I played all the main games 8D
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fancy-fangs · 4 months
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I think a lot about how different drey ferin is from his family and why he is that way, especially now that we have the connection that they get their traits from the sun goddess herself.
I think a lot about Drey Ferin who was born with black hair, who's powers never really seemed to work, who decided to hide his glowing eye.
I think a lot about Drey Ferin who was born differently, who doesn't know what he did to deserve this. Who doesn't know what he did to make aster hate him personally. Who wonders if she saw in his soul that he was a fuckup, or if she just didn't care enough; and which one hurts worse.
I think a lot about Drey Ferin who was abandoned by not only his family but also the goddess of the sun, who never got the light in his life. Black hair, blind in one eye, drowned in the darkness and held in a dark cell for 10 years. Drey Ferin who always got the short end of the stick for no other reason than the way he was born.
I think a lot about Drey Ferin, wondering if the hate of his family or the hate of the sun herself hurts worse; wondering which burning will make him light on fire one day. Wondering whether it will hurt less to hate himself or the goddess that made him this way.
"same hands that made the moon and the stars got carpal tunnel and forgot some parts; I don't know what I believe. But it's easier to think he made a mistake with me"
-God must hate me (Catie Turner)
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smimon · 3 months
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Giant K series #15: Jesse learns that the pompom was a mistake 😔
This comic is a collab with @lintubintu as the writer 🙌🙌🙌 thank you for this bit of comedy 😊
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isozyme · 1 year
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the rats! the rats! we're the rats!
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street-of-mercy · 7 months
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Zoro & Nami | "My Vampire Heart" by Tom Mcrae
so I curse you my vampire heart for letting me love you from the start
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deadless-corpse · 6 months
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Yo why is someone living in my house? Where's my side-kick? Better question: where's my son?
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worstloki · 1 month
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Loki who can hold the Tesseract not because it has no effect on him but because the pain receptors in his fingers/hands have long since fizzled out
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falsehero · 1 year
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little-tyrant-gortash · 4 months
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Sorry to "ummm ackshually" you but you should now go talk to Priestess Gut and look into her mind. The narrator does call gortash YOUNG and handsome there.
I'd like to point it out that I didn't even question he was handsome. 😂 He is. Fuck, he is.
And, while he's called young in that cutscene, he's called younger, as I also provided a screenshot:
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Then, yes, with Priestess Gut:
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Personally, I always pick elves or half-elves to play and their age ranges from 100 to 250 years in my headcanons about them, which makes him young in every fucking playthrough I have compared to my main character. 😂 But I found it interesting anyway. 🖤
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hoth-and-cold · 11 months
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I’ve just been introduced to the Loth Cat
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wraithsoutlaws · 1 month
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dagger and dum dum trying to fuck but keep getting interrupted by cockroach getting into some shit on the other side of the apartment
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chaotic-iguana · 2 months
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should i post the pegging din fic rotting in drafts for 5 months or no lads
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rubberbandballqueen · 5 months
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a monkey stole my donut today. just btw.
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bluesgras · 11 months
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how's the multiverse treating calypso? erm
iterations under cut :]
in order:
through the thicket by @gayest-squrrel
doublestep by @tomatoshapedstars
tm(n)t by @nerves-nebula
turtle terrors by @battiegutz
epochalverse by @dangerous-advantage
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