#with Wrecker.. honestly I feel like he does a lot of things without thinking.. but I stand by him being emotionally intelligent
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✨️1K Followers Celebration Day 2: NCT bias wrecker - Jaehyun✨️
In the a.m.
AN: I was originally planning to post another fic today but, it got too frustrating so, I scrapped it for another day. Fortunately, my brain seems to have plenty of ideas when it comes to Jaehyun. Also, yay to the first NCT fic on the blog :D
Synopsis: Some harmless scrolling on Instagram takes a turn you could've never seen coming.
Heads up: Jeong Jaehyun x Fem! Reader, friends to lovers, Reader going through it because of her feelings for Jaehyun, Reader mentions wanting Jaehyun to choke her one time, Jaehyun being a little shit, mentions of facesitting, dirty talk, video call sex, guided masturbation of sorts (f. receiving), mutual masturbation, praise kink (f. receiving) and Jaehyun calls Reader pet names a lot throughout this.
Word count: 2989
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You don't expect much when you open Instagram.
It's been a relatively uneventful Tuesday night, all things considered. Your laptop sits on your desk, reminding you that you very much have work you should be attending to, but you try your best not to pay it any mind.
Your mindless scrolling comes to a halt when you notice a post from Jaehyun.
It's honestly embarrassing how much just seeing him affects you. Your heart stuttering in your chest as you take in his carefully dishevelled, dark hair and his handsome, almost apathetic expression. You're probably reading more into a singular picture than strictly necessary, but the way his face is angled makes it look like he's looking down at you, and that only causes you to spiral further. Insides squirming violently.
It definitely doesn't help that you wish his hand was around your throat inside of his phone, too.
You're honestly just speechless. You knew you were really looking for ways to procrastinate if you resorted to Instagram of all platforms but, it's a blessing in disguise since you were graced with this.
However, because you're an idiot and you weren't careful, you like the post without thinking. A post he made months ago.
Would it be too much to hope for the Earth to open up right now and swallow you whole?
Panic takes over then. Maybe you could just uninstall Instagram, and he wouldn't notice or get the notification. Maybe you could just unlike it really quickly and he'd never even know-
Luck is not on your side, however, because you notice a message from Jaehyun, and you've never wanted to cease to exist more than right now.
Maybe you could just pretend you magically passed out seconds after liking his post. That wouldn't seem too suspicious, would it?
However, because you're still an idiot and a curious one at that, you open his message.
Jae💕: See something you like?
The fucking nerve of this man. You resent the way your body betrays you. Your face heating up considerably as you just try to comprehend what the fuck is happening. Is he...flirting with you? It wouldn't be the first time. Jaehyun enjoys flustering you, and it works more often than you care to admit. However, flirting with you when you're pretty sure it's around 3 a.m. in Tokyo seems like a little much, even for him.
You: Shouldn't you be asleep? Isn't it like 3.am. there?
Jae💕: Couldn't sleep. Then I got the notification that you liked my post. Isn't it pretty late over there too?
You groan into your pillow. Jaehyun doesn't need to know about you lusting after him so late at night.
You: Yeah, I was doing some work but, I'm pretty much finished for the night.
Jae💕: And you were thinking about me after finishing your work? I'm flattered, baby
Jaehyun has called you baby before. It's nothing new. Honestly, the pet name would make you cringe if anyone else was saying it, but, as you're coming to discover, apparently anything and everything he says and does renders you a flustered mess.
You: No! I was just scrolling, and I accidentally liked it. Don't flatter yourself
Jae💕: Sounds like denial to me~
You: You're so annoying 🙄
What you don't anticipate, on this already fever dream of a night, is for your phone screen to light up with his name. You only hesitate for a few moments before answering.
"I'm annoying, huh? That hurts my feelings," he teases. You can hear the smile in his voice, and the mental image of his dimples hits you like a truck. Though he said he couldn't sleep, his voice sounds gravelly and, you feel yourself squirm instinctively.
"Something tells me your feelings aren't all that hurt," you retort, hoping against hope he doesn't notice the breathy edge to your voice. Talking to Jaehyun always left you feeling a little lightheaded.
"Now you're calling me a liar too? I was being serious earlier. I am extremely flattered that I was running through that pretty mind of yours,"
Yeah, you're definitely going to uninstall Instagram after tonight. You don't even want to begin to unpack him calling anything about you pretty.
With a heavy sigh, you respond, "You're never going to let me live this down, are you?"
"Nope," and he has the nerve to chuckle.
"You really are so annoying. You're lucky I like you and you're cute,"
You were wrong. Now, you've never wanted to cease to exist more. Why in the fuck would you ever say that? Especially tonight? Yeah, sure, some harmless flirting isn't out of the norm between the two of you, but tonight feels decidedly...different. You can't help but feel you're treading a very dangerous line here.
You're half-tempted to just hang up before he responds, "You like me and think I'm cute, huh? If you wanted to ask me out, you could've just said that."
"That's not- I wasn't trying to- I didn't mean to say that,"
"You don't have to get all shy, baby. If anything, the feelings are very much mutual,"
That stops all your higher order functions all together momentarily. What. Jaehyun likes you? Is this actually happening?
"W-what?" Your brain intelligible supplies.
"You really think I just call everyone baby and flirt with them. I'm a little surprised it took you so long to catch on,"
Now that you think about it, he has always treated you...differently compared to your other friends. Johnny and Mark had teased you about it from time to time, but you always thought they were just being little shits. Guess you should learn to take your friends' word more seriously moving forward.
"You could've just been direct with me,"
"Where's the fun in that?" He laughs, but his tone shifts to a more serious one, "I wasn't sure if you felt the same way. I know I joke, and I tease, but you-you mean a lot to me, and I didn't want to jeopardise the friendship we had. I was content to have you in any way you wanted me, even if it was just as your friend."
You were reeling. You couldn't respond to him even if you wanted to for a few seconds. Your brain trying to pull itself together enough to say something.
"You know, this isn't how I was expecting my Tuesday night to go,"
His laugh is warm and throaty and quiet, and all the months of pining finally boil over.
"In case it's unclear, I like you too. Like a lot. Um, yeah,"
"Well that's a relief. I was worried there for a sec," god, you wish you could see his face. You know he's probably grinning ear to ear. Well, you could...
"Jae?"
"Hmm?"
"Could we video call instead?"
"Sure but, do you mind me asking why?"
"I want to see your face,"
You're sure that'll inflate his ego for weeks to come, but you can't bring yourself to care.
You're already proven correct when you see him with the world's largest shit-eating grin and the butterflies in your stomach flutter more violently.
His hair is even more dishevelled than in the picture, and you can see his sleeping shirt cling to his shoulders in a way that heats the blood in your veins.
"Here I am, baby. It's nice to see you too, if I'm being honest," it only hits you when his usually mischievous eyes are heavy with something else entirely as he takes in the sight of you on his screen what you're wearing.
"You're such a perv. I was trying to be sweet,"
"I'm being sweet too! I just have eyes. Also, I saw that look in your eyes. Don't play coy with me,"
"I have no idea what you're talking about,"
"Really?" His grin takes on a more sinister edge, "because I definitely noticed you looking like you wanted to sit on my face as soon as I popped up on your screen."
You're sure you look stupid with how you're gapping at him. Too stunned to speak and your body, once again, betrays you when you feel yourself clench at his words.
He's not wrong but, he doesn't need to just say it like that.
"You can't just say stuff like that, Jaehyun," you whine, and you see his eyes flash so briefly you're wondering if you imagined it.
"Why not? We both know it's true. It's just unfortunate that I'm not there right now to give you what you so obviously want," he drawls, lidded eyes dropping to take in as much of your generous cleavage as he can.
The butterflies shift lower.
"You'd let me sit on your face?" Maybe you're finally learning to just embrace the unexpectedness of this night. You two like and obviously want each other. Fuck it.
He chuckles again, but his voice is already a few octaves deeper, and you feel yourself growing slick. Thighs rubbing together in a way you hope is some level of unnoticeable.
"Happily. I'd do a lot of things to you if you'd let me,"
You're finding it really hard to think straight right now.
"Really? Like what?" You're too far gone for him to even feel ashamed how delicate your voice already sounds.
"And you were calling me a perv earlier," You're not sure if you want to punch him for attractive that arrogant, dimpled smirk of his is or kiss him. God, you really wish he was here too.
He continues before you can butt in, "Well, I'd take my time with you." Your blood feels molten as his lidded gaze takes in every detail of your face, stopping briefly to stare at your lips, "I'd kiss you until your lips were bruised and all you could think about was me."
This time, Jaehyun notices you squirming, and he pounces.
"Aw, is my poor baby already getting all hot and bothered just from me talking about kissing you and letting you sit on my face?"
A desperate whine tumbles out of your mouth before you can help yourself. Between him calling you his fucking baby constantly, what he'd do to you and the gravelly quality of his voice, it's no wonder you can feel yourself begin to leak onto your panties.
"Jaehyun,"
"I asked you a question, baby," his tone is still mostly playful, but you can hear the command clear as day.
"Yes,"
"That's a good girl. Why don't you show me just how hot you are for me?"
Honestly, you should probably feel some semblance of hesitance, but the exhilaration that comes with his praise would likely make you do anything.
You angle your phone as best as you can, the low light of your bedside lamp illuminating the visible wet spot on your panties.
"Fuck, baby," he groans and your pride swells at seeing him just as affected by all of this as you are.
"Can you show me how you touch yourself?"
Your unoccupied hand flies to your panties without much thought, ready to slip a few fingers past the waistband-
"Wait, don't touch yourself directly yet. Touch yourself over your panties,"
"But Jaehyun," you whine, sounding a little pathetic to your own ears, "I'm so wet, and it aches."
He shuts his eyes for a few moments, jaw clenching as he tries to find his words.
"I can't wait to get my hands on you," he mutters, but you don't think he meant to verbalise that particular thought. Either way, the feeling is very much mutual.
"I know, baby, but if you're good for me, I'll reward you, okay?"
You nod almost frantically, and he tuts in response, "Words, baby. Don't make me remind you again."
"O-Okay,"
"Good. Now I want you to touch yourself how you usually would, but over your panties,"
You do as he says. Drawing slow circles against your clit. The brushes of the fabric of your panties and the pressure from your fingers making your eyes flutter. More and more of your wetness drips out of you, making your panties stick to you. Your hips jolt up into your touch sporadically, quiet moans falling from your lips.
"You look so pretty playing with your pussy for me, princess," Jaehyun breathes, his own hand slinking down his body.
You keen at the praise. Adding more pressure to your ministrations against your sensitive clit, "Jae-Jaehyun ah please. I'm so - it's so -" you whimper, your train of thought leaving you with each brush.
"I know, baby. I know. You're doing so well," groans, his heavy gaze intently focused on the mess you're making between your thighs. His cock throbbing in the confines of his boxers with every twitch of your hips and quiver of your thighs.
"Can I see you too?" You ask, clamping down hard around nothing when you notice his arm moving. Putting two and two together and coming to the realisation that he's palming himself.
"Well, since you've been doing so well. I suppose you deserve some kind of reward," he says after some faux deliberation. Angling his phone downwards. Your thighs squeeze your hand hard, never feeling excruciatingly empty as you take in the way his cock strains against his boxers.
Considering the menace he's been all night, you expect him to tease you. Touch himself over his boxers until you're begging to see him properly. However, Jaehyun loves to keep you on your toes.
The air is knocked out of your lungs when he haphazardly tugs his boxers down. His cock smacks against his toned abdomen, flushed and hard and looking good enough to make saliva pool in your mouth.
"Too bad you're not here to sit on it but, I guess we'll have to make do for now, princess,"
Jaehyun is trying to kill you. That's what this is. An elaborate plot to stop your heart right here and now.
"Jaehyun, please. Can I touch myself pr-properly please? I've been so good. Please," you whimper. Slick walls throbbing incessantly when you notice his cock twitch in his grasp.
"I don't know, baby. How badly do you want to?"
"So badly. Please, please, please, I'll do whatever you say. Whatever you want,"
His eyes glint at that, and nervousness and anticipation course through your veins. Maybe he was more calculating than you gave him credit for.
"Since you ask so nicely, go ahead. Take your panties off for me, and let me see you play with yourself properly,"
In a likely incredibly ungraceful display, you impatiently tug your panties off with one hand. Tossing them aside and shoving your hand back between your thighs. Your eyes shutting when your fingers finally come into contact with your poor clit. Whimpers and curses and moans of his name falling from your lips with every circle.
"Fuck, you look so fucking pretty, princess," he groans and, you open your eyes to look at your screen. Fresh wetness gushes out of you when you realise that he's stroking himself. His tip now broaching into an angry red territory, and he's slick with pre-cum.
"I wish you were here," you whine out, increasing the pace of your fingers in time with each stroke of Jaehyun's hand. The obscene sounds emanating from your phone's speaker going straight to clit.
His chuckle is even more gravelly than before, "Me too, princess. Watching you like this...fuck. You're driving me insane," he mutters, hips jolting up to fuck into his fist. You've never envied a hand more than in this moment.
"Th-the feeling is mutual. I'm so-so ah,"
"Are you close, baby?"
"Ye-yes," you whimper, your toes beginning to curl, and the knot that's settled in your core tightening more and more and more.
The moan that falls from his lips is low and drawn out. His hand picking up its pace considerably as he watches you begin to fall apart on your hand.
"You're going to be a good girl and cum for me, right?" Oh god. The whine that's ripped from your throat is desperate and pitchy, your wetness drips down your thighs and begins to pool onto your sheets.
All your brain can manage is a jumbled mess of what you think is his name and 'please' and choked noises of pleasure. You're so close you can practically taste it.
You're distracted from your encroaching release when you hear Jaehyun's own sounds of pleasure. It takes a considerable amount of effort to open your eyes and, you're glad you do.
You open your eyes just in time to watch Jaehyun cum. His cum spurting onto his toned abdomen, parts of his thighs and all over his pretty hand. Strained, breathy gasps flooding your ears and the soft blush on his face, all combining to send you over the edge.
You try your best to muffle your cries as your hips twitch away from your hand. Insides spasming sporadically and even more wetness gushing out of you. Smearing your thighs and adding to the mess on your sheets.
It takes you both very long moments to regain your higher order functions. The stickiness underneath you and between your thighs quickly becoming uncomfortable but, you can't bring yourself to care right now.
"This is probably the most unconventional way anyone's ever confessed to me and asked me out,"
The laugh he gives you makes the butterflies roar once more. Considering you just watched each other cum, you suppose you have no real reason to be shy anymore.
"It's definitely the most unconventional way I've asked someone out. Luckily, the Japanese leg of our tour ends in about a week, so I can take you out properly then,"
"A whole week huh," you pout.
"Unfortunately, princess. Hey, I'm not opposed to more calls like this until we're able to meet in person," he responds with a wolfish grin.
You resent the way your still sensitive walls clench at the suggestion.
#jeong jaehyun smut#jung jaehyun smut#jaehyun smut#nct 127 smut#nct smut#1k followers celebration day 2#1k followers celebration#1k followers milestone
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Episode 14 Thoughts
Spoilers for TBB Season 2
AAAAHHHHHH OKAY OKAY I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS AAAAAAHHHHH
It's grey. Why does everything have to be grey? Grey never means anything good.
HOWZER?!
Well that answers one of my questions. Howzer was, in fact, able to keep his hair in great condition while being held captive. Good to know.
BUT HOWZER'S BACK AAAAHHHH
I was honestly like "oh no, Lt. Fuckface is back 🙄" and then remembered that he was dead and that this was some other pasty imperial to hate...
Incoming attack? From Echo maybe???
IT'S ECHO!!!
HE HAS RETURNED AAAAAHHHHH I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!!
WITH GREGOR!!!
2 new clones, Fireball and Nemec. Ngl, thought they were both gonna die. 😬 Thankfully not!
Oh great, even Mt Tantiss is all grey and gloomy...
This is just a grey, gloomy episode.
ECHO AND CROSSHAIR IN THE SAME EPISODE??? LET'S GO!!!
Hemlock gives me the heebie jeebies. 😖
LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU DICK
Crosshair convulsing in the back of the shot is horrifying. 😭
Echo without a kama feels very weird...
BUT LOOK AT HIS BOOTS!
FUCK YEAH, CROSSHAIR!!!
I have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't actually going to work out...
You can tell he's out of it. Some of his shots miss.
HE'S SENDING A WARNING MESSAGE TO THE BATCH HELP
If you need me, I'll be sobbing in the corner. 😭
Cross... 😭😭😭
Of course Hemlock is immune to his own poison. That's exactly something to expect from a heebie jeebie man.
AND THE BATCH?! I thought they might just turn up right at the end.
Man, we are doing so well for characters this episode. 🥲
What is that thing Wrecker caught???
Wrecker calling Lyana boss. 😭
Hunter still feeling a little iffy about settling down permanently. Interesting but not surprising. 🤔
TECH GIVING OMEGA FLYING LESSONS 😆
He looks so terrified. 🤣
TECH TURN! TECH TURN!
Omega sounding so excited when she says "It's him". Bestie, same. 😭
Echo offering to race Omega back just confirms that Echo is actually a chaotic little shit and I love him for that. 🥰
Echo, mate, you look kinda naked without the kama. I don't know how to feel about it.😭
THE HUG THE HUG THE HUG AAAAHHH MY HEART 😭🥰
Ooooohh are they gonna find out about Cross from the data stick?
Hunter and Echo still not quite on the same page. 🤔
SORRY BUT WHY DOES ECHO ALWAYS LOOK SO SMALL NEXT TO HUNTER??? DID HUNTER CUT THE BOTTOM OF ECHO'S LEGS OFF LIKE WHAT IS THIS???
"When will it be enough?"
Ugh, that hurt. I love what Echo's doing but I am stressed for his life constantly. I'm really worried that something is going to happen to him and that's why Rex is gonna give up the fight. 😭
I don't necessarily think that something will happen to him this season though...
THEY KNOW THE EMPIRE HAVE CROSSHAIR 😭
They got the distress message. 🥲
Okay, I know that them not completely trusting Crosshair's warning is justified but OUCH it hurts to know that he's trying to help them and they don't know if they can believe him. 😭
JUST LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE! STOP IT!!! 😭
THAT'S THE END?! NOOOOOO
Oh no... we only have the finale left...
Aaaahhhhh so much happened this episode!
We got Echo back! (No Rex though ☹️). But also Crosshair, and the Batch AND HOWZER AND GREGOR!!! 🥰 Was hoping we would see Wolffe at some point but he could still turn up in the finale. 🤔
Jennifer wasn't kidding about this being a rollercoaster of emotions. I was just swinging back and forth between happiness and pure stress.
And Crosshair was trying to help his brothers. 😭 He still cares about them and now they want to get him back but they don't know if they can trust him and it's all too many feelings my heart can't take it-
I loved this episode. I think Eps 3, 8 and 12 still top it for me, but I was freaking out a lot. I hope Echo continues to have a significant part in the final 2 episodes and I hope that we see Rex again. Also, where's Cody at rn?
Anyway, I hope we get a Batch reunion next week!!!
I'm gonna go and continue to freak out. Hopefully I can focus on Mando this week after all that. 😵💫
#HE'S BACK 😭#my man has returned#i want to cry#i love him so much 🥲#ALSO LEAVE CROSSHAIR ALONW YOU BASTARDS#him trying to help the batch has me in shambles 😭#star wars#the bad batch#the bad batch season 2#the bad batch season 2 spoilers#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers
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TBB s3 ep13 THOUGHTS!!
Starting off with a sunny shot of Tantiss seems like a good omen
I probably just jinxed it huh?
Omega🥺🥺🥺
Poor baby
But they get toys
EVA TELLING OMEGA ABOUT THE DOLL
ECHOOOOOOOO
“You really think we can trust that hydrosnake?”
“I can hear you.”
Bitch is bitching about the Captains uniform like he hasn’t been wearing prison pj’s for two episodes
Oh? Omega snuck a weapon?
Smart girl
Omega is there for what? One day? Two? And she already has a plan to get them all out
The boys will finally find tantiss only for her to stand on a pile of rubble with a blaster and the other kids around her like “oh you finally made it?”
Echo stripping their armour from all colour pls this is making me so sad🥲
Like I know it’s just for infiltration but idk, their armour losing it’s individuality is feeling like a BAD omen to me
“That’s ’do your thing, sir.’”
“I don’t think so.”
Bro really just wants to get punched in the face, huh?
“Where is your captain?”
“Uh… … … captaining?”
👏👏👏👏👏
showstopping
truly
I’ve been laughing at this for 2 minutes straight
The comedic timing was *chef’s kiss*
see I knew Wrecker was gonna beat the shit out of him
Honestly Rampart is the most whiny little bitch I’ve ever seen
Like JESUS CHRIST just shut your mouth
Like he’s complaining about EVERYTHING like he has a say?
Hate to break it to you buddy, but YOU DONT
YOURE JUST PISSING PEOPLE OFF
That sequence of Echo sneaking aboard was 10/10
Fucking droid vacuum? LOVE IT
“Bout time.”
While wearing the guys hat HAHAHAHAHAH
WOW
JUST IN TIME
I was SO SURE that it would go wrong again
Honestly since Cross missed the shot I’ve been scared
I mean, I knew Omega was gonna make it out, but I wasn’t so sure about the rest of the batch
Honestly for a second there I was like “Jup, this is it. The moment we lose Echo.”
BUT THANK FUCK HE MADE IT
Yo besties, this one was a rollercoaster
I mean I had a good time but I went through a lot of emotions there phew 😮💨
So does this mean that Cross can kill Rampart now? Because they don’t need him anymore, right?
Also, I love that Echo is back, but again, I AM SO SAD REX ISN’T WITH HIM! Because if Rex isn’t in this episode, then he probably won’t be in the next two either. Like I was really hoping we were past the “let Rex show up in ONE (1) arc per season, somewhere mid-season” thing. Like I was hoping we were gonna actually tie him into the story so that the torch for “clone centric animation show” could be passed to him and now I’m less optimistic.
I mean, anything can happen still but… we have two episodes left and somehow we still don’t quite know what the deal is with Omega’s blood and M-count, she still needs to escape, we still don’t know who clone X is, and we somehow need to find a conclusion for the batch AND the clone rebellion that explains their absence in future storylines without being rushed and… that’s,,,, A LOT?
In conclusion, I am very confused and scared and I’d like to go home now pls (by which I mean the batch should get to go back to Pabu with ALL THE OTHER CLONES IN TBE GALAXY and have a nice little life🥺)
anyways see you next week! hahahaha🥲
#BOY was this one a rollercoaster#I don’t think I’m ready for the finale#tbb s3#tbb hunter#tbb Echo#tbb crosshair#tbb omega#tbb wrecker#star wars#the bad batch#star wars the bad batch#tbb s3 spoilers#tbb spoilers
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Who Took Crosshair's Chip Out Anyway?
So I'm one of the weirdos that watched Bad Batch having never actually seen The Clone Wars, so I've been backtracking my way through the series and recently finished up the arc with Fives and the inhibitor chips. After I finished fucking sobbing about it though (thanks TCW writers, didn't need my heart anyway) I started turning over how it connects to Bad Batch a little more thoroughly.
I do believe that Crosshair's chip is out as of the end of season one just like he says it is, and that the removal likely happened after his injuries on Bracca. What I couldn't figure out is why the empire would take the risk of unchipping him, even if the chip was damaged. He's just one clone who they intend to eventually phase out anyway, saving his life is frankly not going to be prioritized over ensuring his obedience. So even if the chip was busted, I don't think the empire would have taken it out. Obviously Crosshair couldn't have it taken out himself.
But there is someone on Kamino that would. We're shown early on in episode three that AZI is still active on Kamino, taking part in Crosshair's medical procedures to exactly Zero gratitude from sniper boy's end. And, honestly, there's not a lot of reason for him to be here necessarily - yeah we get to see Omega have someone to bounce off of in episode one, and then he comes back for the finale, but nothing AZI does is something that couldn't be done without the character.
Instead, I think that he's being set up for a different payoff, something we didn't see happen that will get covered more in later episodes. One of the things that Fives really drills into him in his TCW appearances is his core programming - save the patient at all costs. Emphasizing this one thing let him disobey the kaminoans and try to save Tup, because it overrides any programming for obedience.
So, if Crosshair's chip was damaged on Bracca (possibly breaking down very similarly to Tup's considering the radiation from the ion engine blast) and if leaving it in could potentially have killed him? The empire says leave it, AZI's core programming says to save the patient at all costs. AZI takes it out without the empire's knowledge, the empire still thinks he's chipped and only Crosshair and AZI know the truth.
As for Crosshair's post-chip behavior - he didn't seem happy about the fact that his chip was removed, honestly he sounds downright depressed saying it. Because I think, even with the chip out, he's having aftereffects of it. The people we see having fully recovered without any side effects had their chips active for very short periods of time, only a few minutes for Wrecker, but Crosshair's was active for months, having his thought patterns altered, possibly even causing actual physical damage when the engine fried it. So he wakes up, hears in AZI's wonderfully perky tone that the chip has been removed to preserve his life... and he still can't stop thinking that good soldiers follow orders.
Yeah I'd be pretty fucking depressed about that too. The chip is gone, but his mind still isn't fully his own, of course he thinks this is just who he Really is.
Overall, this gives a more interesting track for his redemption to take - and I do think that they're still aiming for redemption. After how the season ended focusing on him standing there alone while the batch flies away, there's no way we aren't supposed to feel for him. The framing makes the most sense in the context of a planned redemption. But, in removing the chip from the equation, it's no longer a question of just a one and done surgery and he's back to normal. It's long term, permanent damage that he is going to have to deal with and learn to live with, and what comes out on the other end isn't going to be exactly the same as he was before. Hopefully that particular rocky road still leads back to his family at the end, though.
#star wars#the bad batch#meta#tbb crosshair#Some of this I've touched on before in my rambling posts but I wanted to zip it all up together into something slightly longer#Crosshair's dechipped but not deprogrammed give him time and space to recover though
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Back atcha for the violence game! How about… 22 and 25?
Ahahahhahahha such great asks my friend!!!!! Hahahahha so, you reaaaaalllly chose violence XD I hope you know what you're askin for! I might get hated for this but here we go!!!! FULL HONESTLY!!!!! XD ;D I guess I went to bed and chose violence and you were like, nah, I woke up and chose violence, here you go! I love you for that!!!!
22. Your favorite part of canon everyone else ignores
Hmmmmm I really like this one. I gotta think XD I know there are things but once I'm put on the spot I'm like "I have no thoughts at all whatsoever for anything".
Hmmmmm
Ok, I got it.
So the Batch is a special forces group......it is sometimes funny but honestly, more often than not now, it makes me a little annoyed and rolling of eyes when I see so many fics, posts etc knocking them like "oh, how on earth did they ever accomplish anything without Echo, Omega etc" "Crosshair was their entire team, they can't do anything without him." "Oh, Cross and Hunter act like children and fight each other and parent Echo has to break them up"
They're completely missing the point.
Watching the Batch at their debut? They were flawless. They fought better than a well oiled machine together. The point of all their mess ups was they were USED to working as a TEAM. An integral member of the Batch left and trying to compensate for a lost limb? There's going to be problems. We're seen the problematic side but didn't get too much insight to how they were before, but the tell us they were legendary. We have to infere that this isn't normal for them to botch things up badly. Also, they pull off things no one else has, so that isn't botching anything. Cid even calls them her best people. And she don't compliment so that meant she meant it. As far as Echo being the only responsible one, again, they have a system for what works for their personalities. Hunter and Crosshair fight it out because that's how they handle it, then they're good. Before this, you have to infer, nothing like this ever came between them like this. They would never have acted like this before, and Echo wasn't an original Batcher so his wounds wouldn't be the same as someone who's grown up with each other.
Canon Batch with Hunter as the leader, Crosshair the obviously favorite youngest, Tech the nerd who has feelings but lots of thoughts, and Wrecker with intensive knowledge but a lovely childlike heart. Then Echo, who is a leader but respects his sergeant's command but challenges him like a brother.
25. Common fandom complaint you're sick of hearing
Ok, *takes a deep deep inhale* Are you sure you want this? Are you sure you're ready for this? Ok. SO.
I am SO sick and freakn tired of all the Hunter vs. Crosshair drama. Oh. My. Goodness. For one, they are trying to make up themselves so I think we as the fans can try to get along now? For goodness sakes? I'm so tired of seeing Crosshair fans and Hunter fans at each other's throats. I'm a Hunter girlie, no doubt about it, but that doesn't mean I can't be objective and know Hunter has some things he needs to sort through. And Crosshair does indeed have problems. That being said....I'm tired of hearing people say Hunter should have done more, that he doesn't care, that he has no character development and that Omega is his entire personality. I'm tired of hearing about everything he's done to fail everybody and how everyone else in the Batch is better than he is. He's always getting compared to in the worst ways possible and some of them aren't even fair or even canon compliant to his personality. I even saw one person say he had no problem leaving anyone behind and he didn't care about it.
Honestly, I do want some more from him as well to see how he's grown but being the leader, he's stuck! I'm a middle child, true, but I'm the oldest girl. Being the oldest girl is kinda like being the oldest in a way. When you're the one who's responsible for everyone, it hits a lot harder when things happen. When you get to make decisions just to make decisions it is TOTALLY different than when YOU HAVE to make decisions for your family. I want him to be decisive, and I want them to show him be a little more proactive but I know that'll come with the story. Of course he's going to be cautious of Crosshair because he was hurt. Hurts that run that deep are hard to heal! Plus he's now looking out for and defending Crosshair......oh, it's not enough for some people. Well, guess what, Hunter is standing up for his brother but has enough respect for him and trust him to handle his own situations too. He respected Crosshair to handle certain situations in a way he'd be comfortable doing it.
In short, can't we pleeeeeaaaasssseeeee move past "well, Hunter's a failure" "well, Crosshair is horrible!" Hunter said it himself, all they can try to do is be better.
Trust me, I kept this short. I could go on for a while about this topic. I know I could get murdered for saying some of this buuuuuuut there it is XD and not as well put as I was thinking :D Oh well, my vomited thoughts on the topic XD
Thanks for the ask and for actually taking the time to read the ramblings.
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20, 28, and 32, if you’re still doing the Bad Batch ask game?
Hello hello! Thank you for asking my friend 😁
20. “Which Batcher has the weirdest taste in music” - this is a bit of a tough one. I’ve seen answers for both Echo and Tech and while I get those reasonings, I’m not sure. I think it might depend on what would be considered weird. I also have a hard time talking about my own musical tastes bc they are neither extremely uncommon but nor are they extremely mainstream, so it’s just not something I think about a lot. It honestly could surprisingly be Wrecker, bc I feel like he would listen to anything and therefore might end up stumbling upon really unique things that he then shares with his brothers. Tech probably listens to things that can’t even really be considered music, but I’m guessing there’s also a lot of genres that highly aggravate him. Crosshair would think he’s listening to ultra cool underground punk and heavy metal when in reality he’s just listening to the same punk music everyone else does 😆 and Echo might have a more eclectic taste as well but I think similar to his food preferences he would also have some very specific preferences both for and against certain genres or bands.
28. “Random headcanon I have about Wrecker” - slightly tough one also, as I think about Wrecker the least out of all the Batchers. (Please don’t hate me @wreckers-wife). But, I always am impressed by how selfless and emotionally aware he is. I think his character is often used for laughs or jokes about being hungry or slightly behind on what’s happening around him. But the ways that he is emotionally attuned to his family and takes the initiative to do things especially for Omega—like giving her Lula, or he setting up her bedroom in the gunners nest—I think he knows what it’s like to be without and to not have everything you need, bc very few environments have given him everything he actually needs. So he’s very attuned to other people as best he can be while also sometimes being overwhelmed by his own needs (such as how often he complains about being hungry in season 2).
32. “What is your least favorite episode” - so, I may get some flak for this. I didn’t get that into Tribe this season, DESPITE the fact that I love Gungi, love trees and nature and seeing Kashyyk, and loved the first few minutes where they find and rescue Gungi, and the thrill of getting to see a Jedi and clones and in action together again. But after that….it just didn’t hold my attention. I know that objectively Entombed is a “worse” episode, but at least it gave us a little setup for Phee’s relationship to the Batch in Pabu, even if the rest of its plot went nowhere. But Tribe didn’t really tell me anything about any of the characters that I didn’t already know. It didn’t seem to move the plot forward. Some aspects of it were a little contradictory to things we’ve seen before. It just felt very filler that was trying to be meaningful and somehow fell flat for me. I’m very happy for Gungi and that he’s home safe for now. But otherwise it’s the one I forget about the most, at least from this season.
Hope you enjoyed these :)
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Ok I’m ngl I am very, VERY disappointed in my man Crosshair for opening his mouth to make the “and turned into that” comment when they were mentioning what happened to Echo. C’mon, there was no reason to say thattt, other than the fact that snipey boy is mean. Echo suffered enough and doesn’t need to continue being reminded of how different he is now in such a negative manner
It’s a liiiiiiiiittle sad but I imagine there’s some level of relief they (or at least some of them) feel with Crosshair not around 🤏🙃 just a tiny bit. It’s natural to feel that way. But there are much bigger, sadder things going on that take precedence, so yeah
#yak tag#clone trooper crosshair#I am once again wondering. am I making sense#ily man but that was unnecessary. uncalled for. 😔shut up#he’s so mean and I really need to remember that 😐#there’s no reason to make Echo feel worse about himself than he probably does already#I cannot excuse that#that’s just so MEAN#with Wrecker.. honestly I feel like he does a lot of things without thinking.. but I stand by him being emotionally intelligent#so idk what to make of his blowing up comment#the bad batch spoilers#the bad batch#tbb spoilers#tbb#I’ve got other thoughts about that but I’m not talking abt them on tumblr lol
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simeon with a himbo boyfriend
note from kin: once again i am writing for the boys because this fandom doesn’t have nearly enough content for them, especially for Big and Beefy Men. let them be in dating sim fandoms too!!!!!! give them more content!!!!!
anyway i’ve made you an angel since i don’t want to have to think about the deeper repercussions of what simeon dating a human would be (i mean we all know what happened to lilith when she tried it)
fandom: obey me!
character(s): male!reader, simeon, luke, belphegor, beelzebub, asmodeus, satan, leviathan, mammon, lucifer, barbatos, diavolo, solomon
pairing(s): simeon/reader but it accidentally becomes everyone/simeon’s boyfriend at some point whoops (this ended up as a pretty big block of text as a result so please let me know if you have difficulty reading it so that i can try to format it better!)
warning(s): nope!
genre: fluff!!!! fluff everywhere!!!!!!!!!
simeon thinks you’re the cutest goddamn thing in all three realms
you may be six foot four inches of muscle but to him that is six foot four inches of ADORABLE
you’re very strong so he likes to just run and jump up at you from behind and wrap his arms around your neck because he knows you won’t be fazed by it (physically anyways, emotionally is another story)
the other angels always gasp when he does this in public because it’s so far from his usual ‘poised and elegant’ thing but how is simeon NOT supposed to climb all over you like a koala when you’re so big and huggable???
simeon just really loves jumping at you like that okay
because every time he does you’ll just pause for a second and look very confused as to why your back has suddenly gotten heavier, and then you’ll turn your head, and your smile and excited little ‘simeon!!’ is to DIE for
he has to be incredibly upfront with you about what he wants because otherwise you will not understand
he has to say, word for word, “i want to sleep in the same bed as you every day” before you actually realise that that’s what he meant
the whole exchange kind of went like this:
simeon, being sappy at like seven in the morning: “i want to wake up like this all the time from now on”
you: “??? do you want me to come lie down next to you before you wake up tomorrow morning?”
simeon: “no, for the whole night”
you: “you want to wake up like this for the whole night??”
simeon: [sighs]
he also often has to be the one taking charge when it comes to physical affection
like you’re always willing to give him hugs and carry him around and let him sleep sprawled out on your chest like a starfish and give him kisses but half the time simeon has to ask you because for some reason you just won’t do it on your own???
at one point simeon starts getting a little insecure that you don’t actually really like physical affection and are just going along with it for him
because he’s a sensible angel, he brings this up with you before jumping to conclusions
he was not prepared for you to reply that you always wait for him to confirm that he wants affection because you’re afraid that you’ll accidentally hurt him with your strength if you go for it by yourself
simeon doesn’t cry a lot but dear god did he come close that day
after that it’s just hand holding and hugs and forehead kisses galore from you and simeon couldn’t be happier
now, it’s time for a bit of backstory
you were created purely to fight during the big celestial war, which is why you are so Beefy and Stupid
the beefy is because they needed you to be both strong and intimidating, while the stupid is because they didn’t create you with anything but fist fighting in mind
during the war you were a force to be reckoned with because you could just run at and headbutt a demon and they’d immediately be flung straight out of the skies and back into the devildom
and, even better, this meant that you didn’t have to kill anyone! you could just punt them so hard that they’d be flung out of the realm where the battle’s taking place entirely
once the war was over though they didn’t really know what to do with you
you were basically just this giant baby who didn’t know how to do anything but war
so they just dumped you in a garden and told you to take care of the flowers
which was how simeon originally met you! he was taking a walk around the gardens and saw you crying over a tree that you accidentally snapped in half with your big clumsy hands
now, simeon wasn’t one to believe in love at first sight, but HOLY FUCK
if he hadn’t already been an angel in the celestial realm he’d have thought you were some divine being from the heavens
anyway long story short simeon consoled you and started helping you take care of the garden, taught you how to live a life in times of peace, spent entire nights just lying awake and thinking about your smile and your laugh and how warm your hands look to hold and how it would feel to hug you, and finally managed to confess to you without you misconstruing it as just a Friendly Act of Kindness, and now you two are the proud holders of the title Cutest Couple in The Universe
granted only asmo calls you two that but you’ll take it
speaking of asmo allow me to segue this to the rad exchange programme era
you get so sad when simeon tells you he’ll have to leave for a year
your face falls when he breaks the news and your voice is all lost and quiet when you ask, ‘does that mean i can’t see you?’
simeon is absolutely devastated
it’s like a thousand puppies and kittens are being murdered right in front of him
he nearly cries (when i say nearly i mean he does)
but he can’t back out of the exchange program now, and one year isn’t THAT much for beings that live for possibly forever, so in the end, giving you a giant hug and about a million kisses to make up for the ones you’ll miss over the coming year, simeon leaves for the devildom
he makes it about a month and a half without you before he starts getting all mopey
and you’re not doing much better up in the celestial realm
michael actually has to message simeon and ask him how to deal with you because you spend every day dejectedly shuffling around the gardens that you take care of and it’s making everyone sad just looking at you
simeon reads that message and immediately decides that either he’s going back to the celestial realm or you’re coming down to the devildom
the authorities are a little cautious about it because you’re one of the purest angels they have and they really don’t want you getting corrupted by demons
but simeon assures them that the few demons that you’ll actually be having contact with wouldn’t do that, and you’ll be under both his and lord diavolo’s protection
so you end up being allowed to join simeon in the devildom for his exchange year!!!
honestly with the way the two of you react when you see each other again you’d think you hadn’t seen each other in years
simeon runs up to you and jumps straight into your arms and you spin him around in a big hug and ahhhhhhhh it’s like a teen romance movie but with an actually compelling relationship
and so you move into his bedroom (because of course you’re still going to share one down here) and take up a temporary position as a gardener to take up time since you can’t really do school
pros: simeon now gets to see you every day again and you look very cute bustling around the devildom’s fancy gardens with a watering can and wheelbarrow. also he gets to watch you lift an entire shed and it’s the best thing he’s ever seen
cons: the others are all basically in love with you now as well
simeon’s torn between ‘why wouldn’t they be, he’s literally the most perfect being ever’ and ‘what the fuck, that’s MY boyfriend’
belphie likes you because you are similar to beel and you’re also warm and big and strong so he can take naps on you and you won’t be bothered in the slightest
one day simeon sees belphie just jump onto your back and start sleeping there while you’re crouched in the garden doing some weeding and he’s so stunned by the sheer audacity that he forgets to be mad about it
honestly you don’t really notice that belphie is sleeping on you until you go to get up and feel something move on your back
and then, being the dumb precious idiot you are, you just lie face first there on the lawn so that he can carry on sleeping without being disturbed
consequence: simeon nearly cries at your sweetness but is also incredibly jealous and belphie is now having Feelings that he didn’t sign up for
beel meanwhile isn’t sure how to feel about you at first because he kind of feels like you’re stealing his twin all the time, but then you make him your special candied fruits (from produce that you grew yourself) and he loves you from that point forward
also PLEASE share your workout routine with him he wants to know your secret
it turns out that you don’t really have a workout routine?? you were just made like that
though the constant exercise and heavy lifting and stuff you do as part of your daily garden-care routine (you take care of basically all of the gardens back in the celestial realm) helps as well
he’s a bit disappointed but he does like that you can pick him up without any effort
one time he asked if you were capable of it and without missing a beat you went ‘let’s find out!’ and straight up swept him off his feet
beel was fucking screaming on the inside but no can’t feel feelings that’s simeon’s boyfriend
meanwhile asmo… okay we all know the way asmo is
boy took one look at you and immediately started drooling (figuratively anyway. physically his jaw just dropped)
kudos to him though, he backs off with the flirting as soon as simeon informs everyone that you’re his partner
asmo may be the avatar of lust but he is no home wrecker (he still finds an excuse to hug you every time he sees you though because awooga, muscles)
(he does know his boundaries so simeon doesn’t mind too much)
asmo also very likes the fact that you have such a green thumb because it means you can grow the prettiest flowers and you’re always willing to trim him a few to use as accessories
at some point simeon accidentally eavesdrops in on a conversation between the two of you where you’re just gushing about what kind of flowers he likes and how you’re going to plant them everywhere in the devildom because you like it when he smiles when he sees them
CRITICAL HIT!!!!!
simeon is pretty sure he combusts on the spot, while asmo is just squealing
thus was the origin of the title ‘Cutest Couple in the Universe’
satan on the other hand is mostly disinterested in you at first
the two of you live in pretty different worlds even if you live within the a five minutes’ walk of each other. he prefers to stay locked up in his room or the library and just curl up with a good book or ten for hours on end, while you’re always outside, digging flower beds and pruning bushes and cleaning fences and walls and basically doing every other little bit of manual labour that none of the brothers could be bothered to do before
he does note that you’re pretty good at what you do but that’s about it
until one day
you’re just pottering about in the garden outside the house of lamentation doing your angelic gardener thing when the stray cat that satan’s secretly been feeding for the past month or so comes by for its usual afternoon meal
satan has the window overlooking the garden so he quickly spots its ginger fur as well as you staring directly at it, and he immediately panics because what if you scare it away with your intimidating stature???
(yes, part of the reason satan doesn’t acknowledge you before this is because he was kind of scared of you and your muscles that he heard could punt beings out of entire realms back in your hey-day)
so he quickly dumps his book (though not without carefully bookmarking his place first) and rushes down to the garden in hopes of salvaging the situation, only to find you lying face first on the grass once again, though this time it’s not his little brother on your back
it’s the cat, who is purring like a little motor and aggressively kneading its paws against your back
satan can’t even see your face in this moment but he still basically gets cupid-shot in the heart because this is the cutest thing he’s ever seen
he has to force himself to calm down for a bit before he approaches lest he get overexcited and accidentally incur simeon’s wrath in the process
anyway after that satan makes a beeline for you every time he sees you and learns that you are an Absolute Idiot, but it just makes him like you even more
if satan was intimidated by you at first though, levi is downright terrified
you look like you could snap him in half with a single punch
he doesn’t try to talk to you at all for the first few weeks because how could he possibly find common ground to talk to you about?? you probably hunt dragons and eat rocks or something in your spare time
it isn’t until satan brings you up one day and mentions that you are incredibly dumb of the ass and probably couldn’t hurt a fly even if you tried that levi even entertains the idea of befriending you
he’s still not making the first move though
but it turns out that he doesn’t have to! one day you just show up at his bedroom door holding a giant crate of his latest akuzon haul
turns it got dropped off at the local post office after traffic problems and you volunteered to go pick it up and bring it back
anyway levi thanks you and starts unpacking his stuff, expecting you to leave in silence, but then he looks over and sees you just standing in front of his tv and staring at it
he’d been playing some battle platformer to pass the time before you showed up, and while levi himself doesn’t consider it particularly remarkable, you’re absolutely fascinated
being a gardener in the celestial realm you’ve never really had experience with this kind of thing, and you’re even more tech-illiterate than simeon, so what you’re seeing is basically like magic to you
so levi takes it upon himself to teach you as much about the art of gaming as he can in the short span of the next four hours before simeon gets home from a meeting of some kind and you inevitably immediately run off to greet him
you learn the basics relatively quickly but you’re still pretty awful at it
levi loses count of the amount of times you’ve accidentally run right off the end of the platform and fallen to your death once it reaches thirty two
it’s pretty much the most he’s laughed in, like, forever
congratulations! you have gained a new member in your party! levi will now follow you to the ends of the earth because you are the first person he feels like he can just be totally at ease around without being judged at all and just have fun with
(once, after you leave another gaming session to go cuddle with your boyfriend in the garden, levi catches himself thinking that ‘it isn’t fair that simeon gets to date him’ and has to do some serious self assessment)
mammon meanwhile has none of the reverence for you that his brother does
the amount of times he’s tried to rope you into his money-making schemes (which never work because he fails to realise that you are incapable of doing anything malicious in the slightest) is honestly just embarrassing at this point
simeon has to step in more than a couple of times because honestly mammon could ask you for your wallet and you’d probably just give it to him without another thought
that being said your wallet wouldn’t be much use because you never have any money
you just don’t understand the concept of exchanging money for goods and/or services so you never see any need for it
that being said, simeon does give you some money every time you go out into town on your own because something will inevitably catch your eye and you’ll suddenly realise that you just cannot live without it
the thing is simeon spoils you ridiculously so he always gives you way more money than would be considered a reasonable allowance
which means all mammon has to do is tag along and ask you nicely and you’ll probably buy him anything he wants
he does this a couple of times but then stops because he actually starts feeling bad about it
something just doesn’t sit right with him when he’s walking around with a bunch of shiny new things you’ve bought him with money that was meant to be spent on you while the only thing you’ve bought of your own volition is a pack of chocolate lollipops shaped like rabbits to share with simeon and luke
he may be the demonic avatar of greed but even he has a line that he won’t cross
he makes up for it by buying you things instead
nothing too expensive (he’s still mammon after all), just little things like sweets or bulbs for flowers you haven’t tried planting yet or food colouring for you to use for your candied fruits
speaking of those candied fruits, guess who loves and would probably kill a man for them?
lucifer
man may not seem like it but he has a hell of a sweet tooth
there was a bit of tension between the two of you when you first met (well there was tension from lucifer anyway) because he’d never met you like he had simeon and luke and had no idea what you were like
plus he’d heard about how you’re everyone’s favourite now back in the celestial realm and the little piece of him that still misses his life as an angel is a little petty about it
but then he interacts with you more and he realises that that favouritism is absolutely deserved
he will not admit it but he has wondered what being carried by you would feel like on multiple occasions
figures out how to read you really well which isn’t much of an achievement when you wear every single feeling you have on your sleeve but it still brings him a bit of satisfaction when he notices something that simeon doesn’t
he may be a pridey mcprideface but he is willing to give up a bit of that pride by pretending he can’t carry something heavy so that he can watch you do it
simeon acts like he doesn’t notice this but he absolutely does and he doesn’t know if he should tease lucifer about it or whack him over the head with a newspaper for it
all that aside though, much like simeon, lucifer also thinks you’re just the cutest
he comes across you building a pillow fortress in the middle of the house of lamentation’s living room one day and is understandably like “what are you doing in my house and what are you doing with those pillows”
you explain very seriously that satan asked you for help in an apparently pre-arranged pillow fight with mammon and that every warrior needs a well-protected base of operations and offer to show him all the optimised battle features somehow recreated from nothing but cushions and blankets and chairs
lucifer’s heart goes d o k i d o k i
he also has experience with Big and Dumb men from dealing with both beel and diavolo (when the three of you are together it’s just himbo3) so the stupid doesn’t bother him much
speaking of diavolo (wow i am nailing all of these transitions from character to character look at me go)
this man is basically just a grown up golden retriever boy and you are a big gentle st. bernard so the two of you get along like a house on fire
you’ve seen how much this man gushes about lucifer. now imagine that times a thousand
that is how he talks about you
honestly sometimes you’d think HE’S the one dating you
simeon would probably get defensive if he didn’t get so much whiplash from their conversations about you
diavolo: “i must say, i never would have pinned [name] as being your type”
simeon, ready to Fucking Brawl: “excuse me?”
diavolo: “though i don’t blame you, have you seen his page in that book about the celestial war? the illustration does his true beauty no justice, of course, but it’s enchanting in and of itself. to be honest i’d have loved to have seen him in action during the war, i imagine it would have been quite breath-taking to see”
simeon: “…what”
barbatos is usually just there in the background during half of these exchanges and he has to seriously stiffen up his poker face to resist just bursting into laughter
the other half of the time the conversation is just simeon and diavolo going back and forth gushing about you
barbatos honestly dislikes you a bit at first
not for any personal faults of your own! it’s just that all your garden work + your very forgetful mind means that you’re often tracking dirt everywhere
it doesn’t help that diavolo keeps inviting you over to the castle for tea and a chat and half the time you leave these big footprints on the floor and he wants to cry because he just spent four hours mopping that
he mentions it to diavolo in passing at one point, who then passes the message on to simeon
barbatos kind of gets concerned for himself because he knows simeon does not take well to you being insulted (one time a demon at the r.a.d. called you an ‘unintelligent buffoon’ and he was ready to start a fist fight right then and there)
not that it was an insult, but you never know how love can blind you to reason
but simeon just assures him not to worry and tells you to remember to clean your shoes as well as changing clothes after doing some gardening
normally you’d forget being told these things within a few hours but simeon offers to give you a kiss every time you remember to do this so now you remember every single time you’re about to enter a building after doing some gardening
after that barbatos holds no ill will to you at all
he teaches you how to bake and is honestly so endeared by how clumsy you get in the kitchen
you knock an entire container of salt into the cake mix by accident because your hands are too big and you moved too fast and barbatos is just like 🥺
he low-key babies you even though he’s like an entire two heads shorter than you
you don’t mind though because getting babied by barbatos means you get given all sorts of cakes and sweets all the time
simeon isn’t sure how to feel about it but it doesn’t seem to be the patronising kind of babying (it’s more of an affectionate doting) so he lets it happen
what he doesn’t let happen is solomon’s relentless attempts to feed you his food
you are both too dumb and too nice to realise just how bad his cooking is, but simeon knows you have a sensitive stomach and are actually a pretty fussy eater - you just tend to stay quiet when something isn’t to your liking because you don’t want to complain
having had a sample of solomon’s food himself in the past, he knows that you’ll probably get sick eating it, and he doesn’t want you to be uncomfy so he refuses to let you try even a bite
it’s like he has a radar in his head that goes off every time solomon approaches you will a bowl of ‘noodle soup’ that looks more like something he’s fished out of a nuclear waste tank
solomon, when he’s not trying to indirectly poison you, is probably the guy you spend the most time with apart from simeon and luke
he’ll just hang around nearby with a spell book while you do your gardening and show you some neat little magic tricks every now and then
he tries to help with the gardening but he’s not exactly physically strong and he nearly breaks his back trying to lift a giant bag of compost
so he decides it’s probably better for him to just watch from afar
kind of wants to conduct an experiment to see just how much weight you can lift before you start getting tired
one time he sees you cut down a whole tree with one hard swat of your hand and just walk off carrying it over your shoulder and he has to take several deep breaths
luke knew you already, so not much changes while you’re in the devildom
he really wants to learn to make candied fruits the same way you do but he can never get the hang of boiling the sugar mixture to the right heat and consistency (plus he’s kind of scared of how hot it gets)
you like to just carry him around on your shoulders and while luke would normally bristle at being treated like a child, you act like this with nearly everyone
(once he sees you running around the garden with diavolo of all people perched on your shoulders, arms raised in the air like he’s on a rollercoaster ride, and he nearly passes out on the spot)
he seriously adores you and acts like a guard dog whenever he feels like any of the others are trying to take advantage of your dim-witted naïveté because NO demons are allowed to harm his big brother like that
he will also chase them off with a stick if he has to if they get too close because no being is allowed to even remotely try to disrupt your relationship with simeon
simeon himself is no fool, and he’s well aware of the effect you have on pretty much everyone you come across, but he trusts them because they’re his friends
besides (and he isn’t being cocky or anything), it’s not like the relationship you have with them even holds a candle to what you have with him
they’ve all known you for less than a year, he’s loved you for nearly two millennia
they might be allowed take naps on your back while you work or be carried about on your shoulders, but do they get to spend every night snuggled up in your arms, feeling your chest rise and fall with every breath you take? no, he doesn’t think so
in conclusion: one day himbos like you will probably take over the world with their big muscles and unwavering loyalty and clueless grins that could make anyone’s heart skip a beat, and simeon’s pretty sure he’d be okay with it
#obey me#obey me x reader#simeon x reader#swd simeon#fluff#obey me imagines#swd luke#swd belphegor#swd beelzebub#swd asmodeus#swd satan#swd leviathan#swd mammon#swd lucifer#swd diavolo#swd barbatos#swd solomon#male reader#this is probably my favourite thing i've written so far#we need more male mc content in this fandom#unedited
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The Bad Batch - Wrecker NSFW Alphabet & Headcanons
Wrecker x F!Reader
Rating: E | 2.3k words
A/N: I wrote a Wrecker fic (Utterly Wrecked) before this new season of Bad Batch came out. I was struggling with characterization, so I made up some headcanons to help myself, and filled out this alphabet to get an idea of the character. Since it's done, I thought I'd share it in case anyone was interested!💕
This might not fit your Wrecker vision and that's ok! I envision him as a sweet, sort of soft!switch that loves to take care of you.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Wrecker enjoys physical affection, and knows how hard you have to work to take him. Afterwards, you better bet he’ll be pulling you on top of him, letting you use his bulk as your personal pillow as you drift off. He loves to take care of you.
If you’re staying up, then he’s down to cuddle, tucking you into his side or letting you try for the millionth time to be the big spoon.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his arms, and as an extension, his hands. Wrecker does a lot of the heavy lifting, and takes a lot of pride in that. He also likes to see your hand in the crook of his elbow when you walk around together. Or seeing how his large hands look on your body.
On their partners, Wrecker likes all of you. He loves your smile, loves your laugh, loves you from head to toe.
But if he had to really choose, Wrecker likes your thighs and your ass. He likes the way your legs wrap around him, the way they tighten when he’s fucking you while standing up. He likes strong things, and your legs carry you everywhere. And he likes the curve of your ass, how each curved globe fits perfectly in the palms of his hands.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Wrecker cums a lot. Like, a lot, lot. Sex with him is usually messy, and if he cums in you, you will definitely will be feeling it drip out of you later. Maybe even for days.
Luckily he also likes to cum on you, seeing the way it glazes your skin, or how you struggle to swallow it all.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He would love for you to take charge. He will definitely likes to take care of you, but deep down he would love for you to take care of him.
No one has tried to out-muscle him before, so for him it would be such a turn-on for you to push him down and (consensually) use him for your pleasure. It would drive him crazy.
He’s been thinking about telling you this, he thinks you’d be willing to give it a try. But he’s not sure how to explain it yet.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s fairly experienced. There hasn’t been any long-term partners, Batch 99 has been way too busy. But he’s had flings, enough to know how to make you moan beneath him, enough to know he has to work you open before you can take him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
There’s many that are difficult to do, because of your height difference. It’s just how it is, but he loves to find out what works.
His favorite so far is you on top of him, feeling you slide up and down on his cock as you ride him. And then when you get too tired, he wraps his hands around your waist and moves you himself.
(Wrecker’s second favorite is you underneath him, so he can see the way his cock disappears into your heat, and the way your tits bounce with each of his thrusts.)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He won’t like, tell a joke, while you’re in bed but he isn’t afraid of humor. He might tease you, or simply laugh because you make him feel so happy. Wrecker is not afraid of humor in the bedroom, and honestly it’s a little relieving. If something embarrassing happens, it gets laughed off and your evening continues.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Wrecker is transfixed by you. Yes, when he’s been away for a while, or when he’s getting close to cumming he might get a little lost, too distracted by how good you feel.
Otherwise, he is sweet and attentive. He loves watching your body move, the way you stretch around him. The pretty expressions you make when you’re close, begging for him to move just a little faster. And he will, anything for his girl.
Outside of the bedroom, he’s not one for grand romantic gestures. But there’s no doubt in your mind that he loves you, he shows (and tells) you in ways every day.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps things fairly groomed, not meticulously so, but it’s not a jungle either. If you had a preference he would do it, but unless you said anything he just keeps it tidy.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He won’t admit it (ok, maybe he will) , but he thought about you while jacking off before you were officially together.
Now, he doesn’t really feel the urge unless he’s away on a mission. When that happens, he has a couple risque photos you took for him that he loves to use.
Or he’ll use a memory, like the first time you were able to completely take his cock, every last inch. That’s a favorite memory of his, and yours as well.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He definitely has a size and strength kink. Nothing gets him going faster than you telling him just how “big and thick” he is, how he’s “going to split you open”.
Sometimes you’ll compliment him when you’re out and about, just to see the look on his face, the heat sparking in his eyes when you brag about just how strong your man is.
Also as mentioned, he likes to see his cum on you, so he has a bit of a kink there, too. He loves to see it drip out of you, or the way it covers the pretty flesh of your stomach and tits.
(He also gets off on seeing you touch him, unable to wrap your fingers fully around his girth.)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His favorite is your apartment or his bunk. Somewhere where he can spread out, take his time making you feel good, a place where he can go a few rounds.
If it’s been a while, then the nearest closet is good enough. He can pick you up and brace you against the wall.
(Wrecker isn’t afraid of getting busy in public but it’s not as easy as it sounds - but more on that below.)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Your enthusiasm gets him going, the second you touch his upper thigh or rub yourself against him, he’s just waiting for you to say the word (or already looking for a empty room to sneak off to.)
He’s big on praise, if you’re watching him train and mention how good he looks or how strong he is, he’s probably already half-hard.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Wrecker is sweet, so he struggles with heavy degradation, giving or receiving is a bit of a turn-off. He can’t bring himself to say some of the rougher stuff to you, and he doesn’t think he’d like it if you said it to him.
Teasing and light degradation are okay, as long as you’re both comfortable. But nothing completely humiliating.
Right now one of your “no”s is anal, you just can’t see how that would work at the moment. And because it’s one of yours, it’s one of his as well. He doesn’t feel he’s missing out.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Wrecker is a giver, he loves to go down on you. He could probably do it every day. He wants you to straddle his head and ride his face, he wants to drown in your release.
He’s pretty talented, with the amount of practice he’s had with you. If he works his clit with his mouth, with his fingers buried in you, you’re a goner in no time.
He loves receiving almost as much, nothing gets him ready faster than seeing you struggle to swallow him down, lips stretched wide around his fat cock.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Wrecker likes to start slow, explore his favorite parts of you, work you open until you’re wet and aching for him.
Once he’s in you though, feeling how tight your cunt is and hearing how needy you are for him - sometimes he forgets and starts to pound into you, making you gasp.
He’s never rough enough to hurt you, he’s super aware that he could damage you with his strength if he’s not careful. In fact, the first time he grips you so hard you bruise, he feels completely awful (even though you said you liked it - a little reminder of your night together).
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
If you’re being honest, it’s tough to make a quickie with vaginal sex work with Wrecker. There’s not always enough time for you to get prepared.
But luckily, he’s down for you to ride his thigh, or his fingers, if you’re on a time crunch. And he’d never say no to you going down on him. Actually, he’d be turned on all day knowing he’d cum down your throat right before you had to go to work for the day.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He’s a little risky. He likes showing you off, letting people know you’re his. Wrecker probably won’t fuck you in front of an audience, but he will absolutely get handsy in a dark booth or pull you into a supply closet so he can finger you. You would be able to convince him to do more if you wanted, all you’d have to do is ask.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
When he’s worked up, he cums fairly quickly. He’s just too excited, craving your touch too much. But usually he is ready for another round soon after, happy to bury his face in your pussy until he’s hard again for you.
On a good, long night, he can go at least 2 rounds with you (preferably both in your pussy, he likes to see how much you can take).
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Wrecker has no problems with toys, and is happy to use them on you. Or have you use them on him. If it makes you feel good, he’s game to try it.
He’d love to use a plug on your ass while he fucks you, but at the moment it’s too tight of a fit.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He wants to give you everything. His idea of physical teasing is moving a little slower than usual, or at most, pinning both your hands with one of his, to prevent you from touching him while he’s taking care of you.
Wrecker is more likely to verbally tease, something like, “if you think you’re so ready for my big cock baby, why don’t you nicely ask for it?” But meanwhile he’s already lining himself up to your pussy.
Out of the two of you, you’re the one more likely to physically tease. Sometimes when you’re straddling him, getting ready to drop down on his cock, you like for him to beg for it. Beg to feel the hot, warm, grip of your heat around him. And he likes it, too.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Wrecker is a loud guy, he can’t help it. He always has been, and always will be. He’ll try to be quiet for you, when it’s late or if you’re in a room closer to/with others, but when he’s buried in you, he’ll forget.
He’s not a huge talker in bed, but he will absolutely moan or groan to show you how good you feel. When he’s getting close he’ll start to get more verbal, telling you how good you’d look stuffed with his cum.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Wrecker loves when you borrow his clothes so sleep in, he likes wearing them the next day because they smell like you/your perfume.
Also if he saw you bullseye a target with a blaster, he’d be instantly as hard as a rock. Anything involving an expertise with blasters or weaponry is a turn-on.
(I also have some personality/relationship headcanons below!)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Wrecker is big. He’s physically huge, bigger than his other vod. That translates to all of him, including his cock. He is long and thick, and sometimes it’s a real struggle to take him.
You were shocked when you first saw it, your first thought being, “No fucking way will this fit.” But you’ve stretched and practiced, and now it’s definitely manageable.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Wrecker has an average to above-average drive. He’d appreciate a couple times a week, but he’s not going to push for it. (But he is always ready to go when you’re feeling frisky.)
However, he’s always eager to bury himself in you when he gets back from a mission. He’s been day-dreaming about you all day. Expect him to show you just how much he’s been missing you, he literally can’t wait to fuck you.
(He’s also a cuddler, so hopefully when you snuggle it will turn into something more, but he’s not going to try to jump your bones every time you tuck yourself into the crook of his arm.)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
If it’s bedtime or late, he’s probably out as soon as he sees that you’re comfortable. Some of the positions you do, the amount of times he makes you cum (and vise-versa), well - it wears a man out. Even one as strong as Wrecker.
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Personality / Relationship Headcanons:
He does have a loud voice, but he’s very friendly and kind, always quick to smile and have a good time
Wears his heart on his sleeve - the first time he realized he loved you, he just blurted it out. (I’m imagining you’re like, just doing something normal, like talking about something you’re passionate about and he just can’t keep it in - he tells you right then how he feels)
Always giving you a sweet, dopey smile, and thinks you’re the smartest fucking person he knows (other than Tech, but that’s just because he’s known Tech longer)
Wears his thoughts on his sleeve as well. Once you get to know him, his face tells you his opinion before he even opens his mouth. Sometimes this works against him, like if you say something he doesn’t like, he’s not able to hide it from you. This sometimes causes fights, but he’s always honest.
Doesn’t get too embarrassed often, doesn’t sweat the small stuff
Would absolutely wear a matching t-shirt with you (i.e the classic - “She’s my sweet potato” “I Yam” combo)
That being said, Wrecker does get sensitive / embarrassed if a vod makes fun of him
Strategically clever, and emotional intelligent, but not great with subtle cues. Better to be straightforward and honest with him.
Loves to touch you, after the first time you held hands he didn’t want to let go. Always reaching for you, wrapping a hand around your thigh or around your shoulder.
Love Languages: Physical Touch & Acts of Service
And that's it! Thank you so so much for reading! 💕
Tags (tagging some Wrecker babes because most of you are here for Din/Boba): @jangofettswife, @deathwatchnightowl, @pala-din-djarin, @thefact0rygirl, @delusionsxfgrandeur, @thiccumz, @rexsjaigeyes, @justwastelandbabyy, @mandaloriandin, @zinzinina, @themaydecemberist , @clanoffetts, @latenightsthoughtsnstuff
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So I made this post about the Bad Batch and how they’d react to you breastfeeding and it got me thinking about what they’d be like during labor and delivery so more HC’s under the cut!
Hunter: Honestly he’s a fucking mess. Is a great dad once the baby is here though! He’s super overwhelmed from all the medical equipment and noises, as well as from the stressed feelings you’re putting out and your screams. Absolutely terrified that something will go wrong and he’s going to lose you both. He does his best to be supportive but it’s a lot for him, so you end up doing a chunk of labor with the nurse droids guiding you. He tries to do double hip presses but he can literally feel your hips shifting under his fingers and he wants to throw up. We don’t hold grudges here though, bringing a baby into the world is a lot and it’s just as overwhelming for the dad as it is for the mom, so you forgive him as soon as labor is over. As soon as med droids check everyone over and deem you okay, he kicks everyone out and does skin to skin with the baby and gets you something to eat. Is the best with skin to skin so he does it all the time. Cries a lot the first few days while you’re recovering because he can feel how much pain you’re in. Refuses to tell anyone about the baby for nearly a week because he wants to soak up as much family time as he can before he has to start sharing.
Wrecker: Wrecker is the best person to go through labor with, tbh. He sucks at doing research himself so he asks Tech for help and listens intently when he info dumps all the things he’s learned during his research. He learns about double hip presses to lighten the pain of labor and he’s strong enough to make it make a difference. He’s soft and encouraging and reminds you to breathe and you can squeeze his hand as hard as you want because it doesn’t hurt him. He asks lots of questions to the medical droids and keeps your hair out of your face. Cries when the baby is born and very nearly doesn’t give the baby up to be checked over and then cries again when he gets handed the baby back. Holds your hand while they stitch you up. The baby looks absolutely minuscule in his big arms and he’s a champ with skin to skin. Wants to show the baby off to everyone as soon as he has the opportunity and you have to remind him that baby immune systems are fragile. Wants the baby to cuddle with Lulu and you have to remind him it isn’t safe but his hearts in the right place
Tech: We love our sweet baby nerd boy. He’s nearly insufferable during your pregnancy because he’s almost got too much information in that big brain of his. Freaks out during labor because no matter how much you prepare for a new baby, you’re never truly prepared for a new baby. He’s snapping at the medical droids because he’s worried they’re doing something wrong. Also excellent at double hip presses and it makes your labor 10x easier. He talks a lot when he’s nervous so the entire time you’re in labor he’s jabbering on about what the med droids are doing and what your body is doing and you have to tell him to stuff of because you literally don’t care right now you’re pushing a baby out your hoo-ha. Stands at the foot of the bed to watch the baby crowing and films the actual birth. Nervous to hold the baby and only does so after you tell him how beneficial skin to skin contact is for the baby. Won’t let anyone touch the baby without copious amounts of hand sanitizer on
Crosshair: He goes literally so soft when he finds his person so having to watch his person go through labor to bring a little person in the world is a lot for Crosshair to take in. He’s super defensive with all the med droids, making them explain thoroughly what they’re doing before they even think about touching you. Surprisingly full of praise and kind words as you bring his kid into the world and it amazes you that he can be so kind to you when he’s literally an asshole to everyone else. The baby comes out and he asks why it’s so ugly, but in a loving way. (I asked that when my kid was born. Newborns are ugly bro) Holds your hand the whole time and is blatantly torn between wanting to check on the baby and stay by your side while they stitch you up. Refuses to tell anyone about the babies birth until Wrecker knocks the door down and demands that the baby meet uncle Wrecker
Echo: The second best person to go through labor with because if anyone understands long term pain it’s Echo. The medical equipment makes him nervous but he swallows it down by focusing on you. Squeezes your hands through contractions and reminds you gently to breathe. Asks lots of questions to the med droids too, making sure that your health and safety come first. Lots of soft kisses to your forehead and he plies you with ice chips when they let him. Cries when the baby is born and they hand the baby to him for the first time. Terrified to do skin to skin in front of the med droids but does after some encouragement. Loves it and cries the first time the baby wraps their little hand around his finger. Calls everyone the next day to announce the good news (Uncle Rex is the first call)
No tags again Bc I don’t know who wants to read this garbage. Have a great day ❤️
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The Dad Batch Headcanons.
Two posts in one night. My god I am on a roll, this is where I disappear for the next few months and resurface again. I’m pretty sure this has been done before, pretty sure I’ve done a Clone Wars version. But because I’m on a Bad Batch Hype, may as well re-do the post! I cannot escape The Clone Wars, I will forever keep watching the first four seasons, and then pretend the last 3 didn’t happen. What’s order 66? Who’s this? Like all the Clones lived happily ever after, and they all found happiness.
Warnings: Fluff and swearing. I guess this is kind of an AU too? I probably re-read this quickly, but I’ve had a bottle of wine so like yeah.
Headcanons below the cut. Unsure if this is OOC. Back from a huge hiatus and trying to get back into the swing of writing. I’m not that into Tech, so his is a lot shorter. Sorry guys!
· Wrecker: I agree with the general consensus this man would be a great dad. Super supportive and a fun dad. If his kids want to play sports, he’ll be at every match/event, he’ll be the loudest one there, and super supportive of them! If his kids want to do something like dance, chess or playing an instrument, he’ll still be supportive and the loudest one there! If is kids playing a violin, he’ll be shouting ‘ENCORE’ or something. Who the hell going to tell him to shut up? Nobody that’s who, the man is a behemoth! But saying that, even though he’s really huge, he’s super gentle. He’s always carrying his kids around on his shoulders. Not only because it’s fun and so they can see, but it’s also the safest place for them. He’s such a good dad and extremely fun. He’s definitely the softer parent, like you’ll have to be a bit stricter than him. But he cares deeply for his kids and he’ll always be proud of them. He loves taking them to the beach, if they want to be Yeeted into the sea, then he will yeet them. Will also build sandcastles. He’s also the best storyteller, why? Because he does the voices, and always has the best stories. If his kids want a tea party, then he’ll be there, on time and ready to drink the best imaginary tea. Also, he’d totally hand down Lula to his kids. Lula looked after him, now they can look after his children. Wrecker would want a huge family. He grew up with lots of brothers and has always felt happy with them. So, he would want his kids to grow up with the same kind of thing. His kids would have cousins as well. Lots and lots of cousins. Wrecker would create a warm, supportive, and fun environment for his kids to grow up in.
· Echo: Echo is a fairly chilled-out dad. He’s strict-ish but pretty fair. He’s super protective and proud as well. He’s really supportive and will help his kids with their homework. Always reads to them and makes sure they know their loved. He would also make sure that one of his kids was named, in some way, after Fives. He’ll always tell his kids about Uncle Fives and how he would have loved to have met them. Bit bittersweet for him. He’d be nervous when they were very young, because he only has one arm, and how can he hold them? His confidence comes with time. He teaches his kids not to judge and just wants them to feel loved and appreciated. He sets rules, but he’s not going to be super angry if they get broken, for a good reason. His kids are only a few minutes late home? It’s fine. He’d be the type of dad that would also just want to be kept in the loop. If they are going to be late, just let him know, or he will panic. This stems from what happened to him. He can’t BBQ for shit, but he does make the best cupcakes. If his kids are really into sport, he’ll go along to all the games, and make an effort to find out more about the sport. He wants to support them and if he has to read/watch more to understand it, then so be it! Type of dad to go to every recital, concert or play and be super proud. Takes loads of photos too. Why? So, when you’re old, and sat on your porch, you can look back and smile. Type of dad to be like ‘I can’t believe we made them!’ Echo is so soft and gentle and caring. He’d want maybe two kids. He feels having one, would mean they would be lonely. He, like all the other clones, grew up with brothers and loved them… most of the time! So, having two or three kids isn’t something he’d be opposed to.
· Hunter: Is shaped like a dad, is a dad. Has the WORST dad jokes, but always makes his kids smile and laugh. He’s fun but strict, he wants to keep his kids safe, and has rules to help with his. Nothing major, but curfew is important. Makes a point of having a family board game night. Which once a month, includes all of the uncles. It normally ends in chaos but it’s always fun. Hunter is also the king of BBQ and DIY. Everything in his kids’ bedrooms and outside, was DIYed and built by him. Every BBQ he dons the apron, and proudly takes up his spatula. Makes the best burgers. He’s really supportive of his kids as well no matter what they do. He likes sports and will help his kids train. But if his kids don’t want to play sports, that’s not a problem, he’ll still be supportive. He’ll listen to his kids practise their instrument, help them revise, get Tech or Echo in to help them with chess. Will let his kids win at any videogames. Because the smile they have on their face when they best their dad, melts his heart. Hunter would want a few kids, maybe two or three. Omega needs some brothers and sisters after all. Hunter would also take his kids camping and be really outdoorsy with them. He’d like to leave early in the morning, and then come back trailing fireflies in with them. Anything from fishing to archery. Ultimate dad.
· Crosshair: Crosshair never really thought about a family of his own. He has his brothers but never thought he’d have additions to that family. He’s a really unsure parent and doesn’t see himself as been emotionally available. He’s got issues that he would need to work through before settling down. He would mellow out and be a pretty good father. But he would panic in the run up to becoming a father. Would chew a thousand toothpicks in the run up to becoming a father, he’s nervous. He’d be a fairly reserved father. He’s not going to be emotionally distant, but it takes patience for him to open up to anyone. He’s really caring in his own way. But very unsure of himself. In a morning, will pretend to still be asleep, so his kids have to come wake him up, because he promised he’d teach them how to fire a rifle today. He’ll be there for his kids and be very protective of them. He’ll teach them to have good aim and that’s there way of bonding. Whether that be archery or something like clay pigeon shooting. If his kids win awards or trophies from competitions, he’ll be super proud. As his kids get older, he gets better with parenting. Parents evening with him will be intense. I honestly think his sense of humour and dryness may be inherited by his kids. Doesn’t do art. If his kids are into art, he’ll listen, but he has no idea what’s going on. That been said, will cherish anything they make for him. I feel Crosshair would probably have one child and would prefer to have a smaller family. He finds it hard to open up to a lot of people, and this would just suit him more… but wouldn’t be opposed to having a few more kids. Especially after seeing how amazing, they are. Would be a very smug father.
· Tech: Helicopter parent. He wants his kids to do well in life and to have a good life. He just wants the best for them. He’ll support them in all of their extracurricular activities. ‘Oh, that will look good on your Uni application!’ Takes parents evening so seriously. What do you mean they’ve been doodling in the back of their books? Will look into what art extracurriculars are offered. He wants them to do well and will support them. He’ll help them with their homework and finds it fun. If his kids are struggling with something, they know they can come to him without judgement. He’ll judge other people, but his kids are still learning, and he wants to impart his knowledge. He’s a wise old owl. His kids will inherit the smugness that he has. Tech is smart and smug, and so are his kids. He’ll make sure to read to them. Not fantasy books but educational books. If his kids want to do sports, then he’ll get Uncle Hunter and Wrecker in to help. He’d very accepting of his kids and what they want to do and will support them. Takes lots of photos of them to show to his brothers. ‘This is them graduating from Year One to Year two.’ He’s very proud, but he will receive a ‘Oh goody, more photos, that we’ve seen a thousand times before’ Will shed a single tear when they graduate. If they go to University, will ask them to send them slides from their lecture. Because he wants to learn too. Do not let this man teach his kids to drive. Do not do it. He cannot drive for shit. I can see Tech maybe having one or two children. He wants to devote as much time as possible to them, to help them succeed and help them achieve their dreams.
#tbb#tbb headcanons#crosshair x reader#echo x reader#wrecker x reader#hunter x reader#tech x reader#crosshair#echo#arc trooper echo#hunter#tbb hunter#tech#tbb tech#tbb echo#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#wrecker
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Rockstar AU
Hunter x Genderneutral!Reader (Cinderella Story)
Wrecker x Genderneutral!Reader (Love at First Sight)
Tech x Genderneutral!Reader (Enemies to Lovers)
Crosshair x Genderneutral!Reader (Second Chance Romance)
Echo x Genderneutral!Reader (Friends to Lovers)
Warnings: Slight bit of language, mean fans in the last one
Hunter
Hunter would for sure be the lead singer
He’d be the one most people simp for, including your friends
The same friends who dragged you to the concert, and the same friends who abandoned you the next day because they just had to spend the afternoon at the bands known hang out spot to try to meet one of them
Little did they know that Hunter wasn’t there that afternoon, in fact he had the same plans as you, to spend the day aimlessly wandering the city streets, a new city for you, one you’re just visiting for a few days, and a new home for him, one he still needs to familiarize himself with
You exist a small café, where you had just gotten yourself a drink, when you first met. In real movie meet cute style you walked right into him and spilled your drink all over his shirt, and the light grey material did little to hide the stains
“I am so, so sorry”, you said over and over again as you began to search for bag for a tissue to wipe off the worst of it.
To your surprise he just chuckled. It was a low and raspy sound, one that sounded somewhat familiar. Only when you stopped your search and actually looked at him did you realize why you knew that chuckle, it was the one your friends had shown you over and over again in a ton of different videos. Just your luck, that you didn’t just spill your drink on anyone, it had to be Hunter from The Bad Batch.
“I gotta say, this is a new way of meeting fans.”
You raised your eyebrow at his words.
“Who said I was a fan?”
There ist was again, that chuckle. Even though you told yourself that it didn’t affect you, you were only human and couldn’t deny that Hunter was incredibly attractive.
“The look in your eyes. It’s alright, I get it all the time.”
You scoffed. Who did he think he was? He was a singer, not some god.
Based on the expression now overshadowing his face that wasn’t the reaction he had been hoping for.
You apologized once more, even offered to buy him a new shirt, before you made your goodbye and tried to walk past him.
Hunter’s hand on your wrist stopped you. To be honest, you were a second away from janking your wrist from his grasp and asking him who he thought he was, a question that wouldn’t stop running around in your head.
“Before you go, how about you buy me a coffee? You do kinda owe me for ruining my shirt”, he said. Though his words were arrogant, it was his kind, almost joking, tone and the hopeful expression in his eyes that made a small smile appear on your face.
“I don’t know, what’s in it for me?”, you asked, trying to match his tone.
Hunter just shrugged.
“At the very least an interesting conversation.”
Of course it wasn’t the conversation that made you agree, not at first at least. But it did turn out to be good. So good that it made you forget who you were actually talking to, and good enough that by the end you even gave Hunter your number.
When he texted just half an hour after you parted ways, asking you whether you wanted to have dinner the next day, you realized that you would have a lot of explaining to do with your friends.
Wrecker
I don’t know why, but I feel like Wrecker might be the guitarist.
Other than Hunter I don’t think Wrecker would have the biggest fan base, but his fans would be the most dedicated and loyal
Wrecker would be most likely to date a fan. While he might not be looking for a romantic partner amongst the fans, he does try a bit of flirting here and there if someone catches his eye.
That’s actually how the two of you met. You had been saving to buy tickets for the concert and the following meet and greet and ever since Wrecker saw you in line his eyes had been glued to you.
“You’re not exactly subtle, you know”, Tech told his brother as he followed his stare.
Wrecker nudged him with his shoulder, which made Tech stumble a bit due to his strength. That’s when he heard it, the one sound that was better than music in his ears.
“That’s not very nice”, you told him with a sly grin.
Honestly, you had no idea where you were getting your sudden confidence from. You were standing right in front of The Bad Batch and yet here you were, making a joke.
Embarrassment coursed through Wrecker’s veins, making him rub the back of his head nervously.
“I know. It’s... a bad habit”, he finally admitted.
It was your laugh that told him you weren’t really mad or scolding him at all, and without thought he joined in. Your laugh, if possible, sounded even more beautiful than your voice.
“What’s your name?”, he asked.
You told him, a small blush making its way to your cheeks. Of course you had expected the band to be friendly, but never in your wildest dreams did you ever imagine Wrecker being this kind. And if you weren’t mistaken he was even flirting with you. But that couldn’t be, right? He must have thousands who flirt with him every day, why would he be interested in you of all people?
“(Y/N)”, you told him.
After his next action there was no doubt left in your mind that he actually was flirting.
“(Y/N), Wrecker repeated as he lifted your hand to press a gentle kiss to your knuckles.
You didn’t know what to focus on. His soft lips on your skin, the way your hand felt and looked so much smaller in his big hand, or the way he said your name.
Leave it to Tech to interrupt your little moment.
“You need to move it along, there are others waiting”, he informed his brother.
Of course he was right, of course you shouldn’t expect Wrecker to continue to talk to you when there were others waiting for his attention. But little did you know that letting you go was something Wrecker wouldn’t dream off.
“This thing ends in half an hour. If you want to, you don’t have to but if you want to, you can wait for me in the lobby of the Park Hotel in about an hour and we’ll continue this conversation, (Y/N).”
Part of you knew that there was the possibility that he was only looking for a one night stand, but the bigger part told you that Wrecker was genuinely interested in your company. It was that part that made you agree. And you were so glad you did, because the rest of the night spend with Wrecker couldn’t have been better. Apparently he felt the same, because just before you left he slipped a small note with his number in your pocket.
Tech
The usual instrument for a band might be drums, but I cannot imagine Tech playing the drums. A keyboard however? That’s so Tech.
I can’t see Tech dating a fan, but a fellow musician would be a dream come true! There is just one slight issue...
“I can’t stand that guy! He never stops talking, every time he opens his mouth I just wanna punch his stupid glasses right into his eyes”, you grunted.
Tech had been about to round the corner, in his hands he had the setlist you had requested for your band, which was opening for The Bad Batch.
Now, after hearing those words and realizing that the friendship the two of you had been building had all been fake, that Tech had been right in trying to shove his developing feelings down, he just threw the pieces of paper in front of your feet.
“There”, he grumbled before turning around and leaving again.
You shot your friend, who you had been talking to, a confused look.
Your band opened for The Bad Batch for a couple more shows before you parted ways. They went back to recording, while you had your first solo tour, which went incredibly well, since only a year later you reunited at a music festival where both bands were asked to play.
“God, Wrecker, did you grow?”, you laughed while Wrecker enveloped you in a hug and lifted you a few feet into the air.
“I think I’m a bit too old to continue growing, but who knows”, he replied with a grin.
Tech tried his best not to roll his eyes. How could his brothers still be friendly with you? Wasn’t it obvious to them how much you hated him? Wasn’t blood thicker than water?
You moved away from Wrecker to greet Tech next. Your previously joyous smile growing nervous, but it still ignited something Tech wanted to put out.
“Hey, long time no see”, you started. You reached out to touch his shoulder, but before you could Tech took a step backwards, knocking over Hunter’s water bottle.
Tech saw this as his way of escape and quickly offered to get a new one, though Hunter, who knew what he was up to, shook his head.
“Take (Y/N) with you, they know the location better and can show you around.”
Tech wanted to disagree, he really did, but he knew there was no use in arguing with Hunter shortly before the concert.
You did show Tech around, at least a little bit. You even tried to chat as best as you could, but his answers were reduced to “yes” and “no”, if he even gave you an answer that is.
Finally you reached a small supply closet in which you knew most of the snacks and drinks were kept.
“They have your favourite chocolate, I checked the second I heard you guys were showing up”, you told Tech with a smile, hoping at least your shared love for chocolate would break the ice. It didn’t.
What did break a second later, almost as soon as Tech followed you into the small room, was the door.
With a loud bang it closed behind Tech, and no matter how hard the two of you pushed or pulled, it wouldn’t budge.
“What now?”, you asked, chewing on a piece of said chocolate.
Tech was just shoving his phone back in his pocket.
“I texted the others, one of them should come around with maintenance in a few minutes.”
A moment of silence followed.
“Hey, Tech”, you started softly, nervously. “Why do you hate me?”
Finally Tech tore his eyes away from the water in his hands and looked at you, really looked at you.
“I didn’t hate you until I found out that you hate me. I still don’t hate you, no matter how hard I try-” The last part was mumbled, so quiet you almost didn’t catch it, but you did.
“I don’t hate you! Why would you think that? God, Tech, I was starting to fall in love with you during your last tour, but then you suddenly got all cold and never talked to me.”
This made Tech raise his eyebrow. He ran a hand through his hair and avoided eye contact.
“You were?”, he asked, his voice soft before it suddenly hardened again. “Then why did you tell your friend that you wanna punch me?”
Confusion and realization chased each other across your face, finally it dawned on you.
“Tech, you idiot, I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about my neighbour.”
He opened his mouth and closed it again.
“Oh... So, you don’t hate me?”
You shook your head. “In fact, I’d like to take you out to dinner. As a date. If you’d like.”
Of course Tech said yes, there was lost time to catch up on after all.
Crosshair
Crosshair might play the drums, it gives him an opportunity to be in the background (and let all his aggressions out)
The two of you had been dating for only a few weeks when he left the band. Afterwards he told you that he needed a bit of space, wanted to be alone for a while. You weren’t exactly happy, but you understood, though when he still hasn’t reached out to you after almost two months you decided to give him a call, only to find out that his number had been disconnected.
It wasn’t until a couple of years later that the two of you met again. It was actually your friend who pointed Crosshair out in the crowded café and encouraged you to talk to him, to find out why he had ghosted you instead of simply breaking up.
“Why did you ghost me instead of simply breaking up with me?”, you opened, having stolen your friend’s exact words.
Crosshair, with sunglasses and the usual toothpick between his teeth, looked up from his phone. His face didn’t betray any emotions, but you knew him well enough to recognize a hint of shock in his eyes.
“What are you doing here?”
You didn’t answer, instead you pulled up the chair opposite of his and sat down at his table.
“I asked you first.”
There it was, that laugh you had first learned to love and later to hate. It wasn’t a mocking or cruel laugh, instead it reminded you of his reaction whenever you would do something he found cute.
“How old are you?
You rested your elbows on the table and glared at him, a look that you knew from experience was one of the few things to truly make him uncomfortable.
“Old enough to be tired of your bullshit. Now answer my question.”
Crosshair had never been a man of many words, his answer just proved that all over again.
“I wanted to start my new life without any baggage from the old one.”
Even though you had been hurt after the initial breakup, you considered yourself to be stronger because of it and over Crosshair, but his statement hit you hard.
“Is that what I was? Baggage?”
Finally he reached up to take the sunglasses off and really look at you. You hated the part of your brain that thought that he still looked good, and as if this conversation didn’t affect him at all.
“You didn’t let me finish. I never thought of you as baggage, but you were a connection to my old life, my old band, that I couldn’t take with me into my new life. But I soon realized that I made a mistake, you were more than a connection, it only occured to me after it was too late that I loved you.”
To say you were shocked was the understatement of the century. Of course you had liked Crosshair, but even back then you couldn’t say whether you were actually in love with him.
“I know I messed up, but maybe we could meet for dinner and try again.”
Those were the last words from the longest monologue you had ever heard him speak. Crosshair put his sunglasses on again and left without another word, though he did leave something behind. You picked the piece of paper up and realized that he had given you his new number, the number you would only have to call to rekindle your relationship, but was that what you really wanted after what he did?
Echo
No doubt, Echo plays the base. It’s the backbone of a band and often underestimated, just like Echo.
The poor guy’s start with The Bad Batch wasn’t the easiest, he joined the band shortly before Crosshair left and many fans thought he was the reason behind the split (which of course he wasn’t, but you know fans). Needless to say that this resulted in some trust issues.
You had been working for the band for what felt like ages, basically from the very beginning and the second you met Echo you were intrigued. It took a bit of time, but he finally started to open up to you and now the two of you were good friends, you were actually one of the few friends Echo had outside of the band.
Though one day your friendship was put to the test.
You were backstage, in Echo’s private room, which on itself wasn’t unusual, you spend more time with him than any other band members. What was unusual, and made Echo stop in the doorway, was the fact that you were going through his mail.
“What are you doing?”, he asked, not yet angry, but not exactly calm either.
He could have sworn that you actually jumped in shock before you turned to face him, guilt written all over you.
“Echo, I was just...”
“Going through my mail?”, he finished the sentence for you.
You knew there was no use in lying, so you simply nodded.
“Why?”
The million dollar question, to which you knew the answer would hurt Echo, and possibly your relationship.
“I was looking for fan mail.”
A gentle smile was now on Echo’s lips. He stepped closer to you, so close that he could take the envelope you were holding out of your hand.
“You’re doing a terrific job, but I don’t think you get any fan mail, especially not send to my room.”
As if to prove his point he opened the first envelope and started reading. At first his expression didn’t change, then it darkened. Before he could finish you ripped the piece of paper away and threw it in a far corner of the room.
“Is that what you were looking for? Hate mail?”
You knew there was no sense in denying it any longer.
“I’ve been trying to hide it from you, but you get a lot of letters like that. Everyone gets them once in a while, but ever since Crosshair left it’s been a lot.”
Echo’s eyes flitted from your face to the letters you were still holding in your hand.
“You’ve been doing that all this time? Why?”
For some reason the obvious shock and disbelief in his voice broke you more than any words directed at him ever had.
“I don’t want you to take what those idiots say to heart. You... You’re perfect just the way you are”, you told him, whispering the last part.
Echo stepped even closer to you, so close that you could feel his body heat through both of your clothes. So close that you had to lift your head to continue looking him in the eyes.
Slowly Echo took your chin in his hand, his thumb caressing your jaw. The other hand found its way around your waist and you cold feel the cold prosthetic through your thin shirt.
“I think you’re perfect as well”, he whispered.
Your eyes widened at his words. He had heard you, and he thought you were perfect. Perfect!
“Echo, I-”, you started, but he interrupted you.
“Since we’re both perfect, maybe we’d be perfect for each other.”
A blush crept up his neck as he said those words. You reached up to wrap your arms around the reddening skin.
“Maybe we could find out over dinner tonight.”
Echo smiled at you, a smile that made you question how anyone could hate him for what had to be the millionth time.
“I’d like that”, he said as he leaned his forehead against yours.
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This AU just popped into my head and I had to write it down. At first I wanted to make the 501st a band, but I wasn’t quite sure what to do with Anakin and Ahsoka in that scenario, but then it occured to me that the Bad Batch as a band would fit even better, I hope you agree.
#hunter x reader#tbb hunter x reader#hunter x you#tbb hunter x you#hunter imagine#tbb hunter imagine#wrecker x reader#wrecker x you#tbb wrecker imagine#wrecker imagine#tbb wrecker x reader#tbb wrecker x you#tech x reader#tech x you#tech imagine#tbb tech imagine#tbb tech x reader#tbb tech x you#crosshair imagine#crosshair x reader#crosshair x you#tbb crosshair imagine#tbb crosshair x reader#tbb crosshair x you#echo x reader#arc trooper echo x reader#tbb echo x you#echo x you#arc trooper echo x you#tbb echo x reader
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♫ - Wrecker & Tech
☂ - Omega
± - TBB as a whole 👀
ϡ - Mass Effect character of your choice!
Yessss OKAY
♫ - a music/sound headcanon
So I feel like these Wrecker and Tech have the most opposite music tastes known to man, literally the only two that will actively attempt to turn each other's music the fuck off if they have to listen to it (barring Hunter who can't stand most music over a certain, barely audible to most humans, volume)
Wrecker prefers music with LAYERS OF SOUNDS, extremely loud, extremely chaotic, and if Tech listens to them for too long he is pretty sure he will just Die. He prefers solo instrumentals where he can fully follow and absorb the intricacies of the piece without interruption or distraction. Wrecker thinks this is EXTREMELY boring.
Also Tech loops songs forever and ever listening to that one goddamn solo piece and then decides he has deciphered it and will never listen to it again. Wrecker has every piece of music that he's ever enjoyed in one giant playlist and every morning he just hits shuffle.
☂ - a weather headcanon
Honestly, Omega has never gotten used to things like Weather that Changes. Being on Kamino meant it was raining like 90% of the time and the 10% of the time when it was sunny she was rarely outside to see it. So if they're landed somewhere, she kind of just assumes that's the way the weather is on this planet All of the time. Most of the time they're on and off a planet before they ever get to see the weather change.
But, Ord Mantell, they actually get to spend time on, and Omega now watches the weather CONSTANTLY to find out when it's going to change because she finds it deeply fascinating. Also I don't think she's seen snow yet, and it will blow her little baby brain when she does.
± - a death headcanon
The batch's CT numbers go straight from CT-9901 to CT-9904 (in the order of Hunter, Tech, Wrecker, and Crosshair) and so a lot of other clones and even the batch themselves kind of assume that there were only four of them made for whatever reason, perhaps enhancing defective clones was too expensive, they didn't know. They were the first four made, but there were several more made after them where the kaminoans tried more extreme enhancements and every single one of those clones died in the tubes or in childhood. Some of them died in experiments that were later successfully performed on the batch, because they wanted to refine the technique before trying them on their actual successful ones. Which is saying something because the experiments they ran on the batch were horrific.
Omega though knows all of them because as Nala Se's medical assistant she had to help in most if not all of the autopsies to see what went Wrong. So that's something she should really talk about but, as we know, the batch has the emotional skills of fucking toddlers so she may be learning a lot more emotional repression than they realize. Mostly from fucking Hunter. God bless him.
ϡ - a childhood headcanon
Kind of a Garrus childhood headcanon mostly a turian culture headcanon, but because turians are such a military focused society, they start their military indoctrination SUPER young. So a lot of turian kids shows are military focused and will sometimes star fictionalized versions of real life generals.
Also one of these shows is absolutely called Spectres and stars a cartoon version of Saren which he Despises, but the funny part here is that on Garrus' end this is a bit like growing up and finding out that Mr. Rogers has committed high treason and then shooting him in the face.
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First date with the clones
Fives
He might be the type of person to take you to 79’s, but I don’t think that’s true. Fives would take you to one of many diners on Coruscant, only because he wants to give off the right impression. He likes you and doesn’t want to mess it up.
Rex
This man I tell you wants to leave an impression on you, so he takes you to a fancy restaurant, with the help of Padme and Anakin of course, after eating he takes you around walking the streets of Coruscant to look at the lights and the many different characters walking around.
Echo
Echo is hard for me to understand, but I think he’ll walk around Coruscant with you. He’ll see one of many food stalls and asks you if you’re hungry; even if you say no, he’ll still buy you something to eat, doesn’t need his pretty girl going hungry.
Cody
He’d take you to a small café so you can meet his General *cough cough* Boyfriend. You three end up talking and getting to know much more about each other.
Jesse
He would take you to 79’s for a good time, but then he sees you being uncomfortable, so he ends up taking you outside to talk and walk. I won’t deny that he’s trying his best to be romantic, so the best he does after leaving 79’s is buying you flowers.
Hardcase
Hardcase would most definitely take you to a festival or a carnival. He’d see you staring at a Loth cat plush and would try to win it for you, and he ends up winning you a bunch of plushes. This man has a lot of energy and used it for you.
Wolffe
Again Wolffe is a very busy person, so the closest thing to being on a romantic date is eating together in your room. It’s not much, but it’s romantic, being comfortable in the presence of each other.
Dogma
Dogma would take you out on a picnic date and do everything to make you feel comfortable. He would use those red and white checkered blankets because he’s doing everything he saw in holo-vids, and in the basket, would have poorly made sandwiches, leave him alone he’s trying his best.
Wrecker
He would take you to the gym, don’t get mad you’re not doing anything. He would show you how much he could lift and proceeds to show you that he’s strong enough to pick you up without any problems. The rest of the day is just you two sitting eating junk food.
Crosshair
Cross takes you to a café but gets a to-go order while taking you somewhere, either a shooting range or to a place no one knows about. If he’s taking you out to a shooting range, he will teach you how to shoot; even if you know how to, he’ll just tell you that the way you shoot isn’t the proper way, just go with it. If you are going to a place no one knows about, it’s probably because he did a mission there and found it while scoping out the area, but let me tell you that the view is so beautiful.
Tech
Museum, that’s all. This man would interrupt the guides and explain what the thing is. In the end, you two would get banned. As an apology, he’d buy you dinner. You end up reassuring him that it was okay, that you’d just love being around him and learning the many facts that he knows.
Hunter
He would take you on a picnic, same as dogma, but he doesn’t know what happens on picnics, so he tried his best. Hunter wasn’t prepared because, you know, he’s always on missions. But he tries his best; the picnic is in a lovely secluded area near a little lake. You’re okay with just spending time with him, but he wanted the best for his cyar’ika.
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Honestly, I have trouble with Cody so I decided to add Obi-wan, I'm totally cool if others don't want Obi-wan and Cody but it makes it easy for me to write for both of them than just writing one sentence.
I also have my request opened so if anyone wants a certain clone to be added I'll be happy to add them in. ~Tana
#arc trooper fives#clone trooper fives#rex#captain rex#star wars clone wars#star wars#clone trooper echo#wrecker#crosshair#commander cody#cody x obi wan#clone trooper jesse#commander wolffe#clone trooper dogma#tech#sergeant hunter#the bad batch#501st#dates with clones#They deserve to be loved
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✨Bad Batch E14 Spoilers✨
Sooooo I'm about to say a whole lot of not very polite words......
AHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT Y'ALL AHHHHHHHHHH
Let's have a look at my brain melting during this episode (there's a lot oops):
- Commando armor? Slicked back hair? HOLY FUCK GREGOR OMG THE BOY!!!!! WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE THE BOY!!!!!! (wait hold up does this mean we might see Wolffe too? Not asking for a friend I'm asking for me)
- Eek this is giving me very much "Ahsoka being hunted by Trandoshans" vibes
- Hunter doing knife tricks....that's...well....AHHHHH
- Omg Omega trying to copy the little knife spins is so cute
- REX!!! HIM!!! MY FIRST LOVE!!! HE'S BACK AGAIN!!! YAY!!! Sweetheart that poncho is fantastic!
- Is he ok? IS REX OK??? WHY IS HE RUNNING???
- Here's the thing I love Gregor but like they were a bit too quick to go after him and they still haven't talked about Cross soooooo hmmm
- Ok I have a feeling we are gonna get some Echo character development in this episode. The way Echo looked at Hunter was what got him to cave in and agree to go rescue Gregor. He knows it's the right thing to do and it's so interesting to me that Echo seems to have the strongest sense of moral obligation (aside from Omega). I have a feeling like this might clash with Hunter being the leader and honestly I wanna see how they handle that as a team.
- Nothing would bring me more joy than to absolutely DECK Rampart on behalf of Cross, Howzer, and Eleni Syndulla
- speaking of cross....CROSS!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!
- Wait hold up are they leaving Kamino?
- Also what happens to all the cadets? Like they're little kids...I'm scared
- Ok imma have to go on a whole rant/info dump about Kaminoan history and society later so y'all have that to look forward to in the morning
- Awwww Echo talking about Rex makes me want to cry. He looks up to his older brother so much and it's honestly so sweet
- Hunter using his special abilities? Hunter using his special abilities!
- Omg its just gonna be Hunter, Tech, and Echo?! TECH AND ECHO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???
- Look at those boys go! Climbing up a whole ass mountain while I look at a flight of stairs and go "ewww why"
-Ok is it just me or does the whole bottomless pit style base with a lot of red accents gives off Empire but make it First Order Aesthetic...? Just me?
- Tech's eyes are just so ✨p r e t t y✨. That's all.
- STORMTROOPERS? ALREADY?
- OMG ECHO BRINGING UP SKAKO MINOR! AND THEN TALKING ABOUT HOW IF SOMEONE IS BEING HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL THEY HAVE TO GET THEM OUT! DID YOU SEE HUNTER'S REACTION???? EVEN WITHOUT SEEING HIS FACE YOU KNOW HE'S GOTTA BE THINKING ABOUT CROSS!!! LOOK AT HIS BODY LANGUAGE!!! AHHHHHHH
- "i'm thinkin'." whispers Wrecker mindfully.
- I don't know what it is, but i just love this shot:
- Concept: into the spiderverse but it's just clones jumping off elevators and somehow gracefully free climbing on the walls
- Commando armor is just soooooo cool!!!! Like seriously! Also the TK trooper armor is....interesting
- AHHHHHH GREGOR'S LITTLE VOICE CRACKS!!! HE'S ADORABLE!!!
- "That's CAPTAIN traitor."
- Gregor really do be out here holding up the standard that you have to be a special kind of pretty to be a Captain in the GAR
- Also can we talk about how absolutely jacked Gregor's arms are? Like sir no wonder you aren't wearing any armor on your arms! How would fit! Damn dude
- I miss 99 so much
- Boys using stun rounds. No (intentional) unalives. Good for them.
- Echo and Tech working together and having each other's backs makes me beyond happy
- SASSY TECH AND SASSY GREGOR
- Tech really does yell in all lower case doesn't he?
- NO GREGOR! DAMMIT DAVE STOP SHOOTING THE BOY!
-When I tell you I thought Tech was gonna get shot too.... my god I don't think I would be able to handle that in any capacity
- SPOILER WARNING FOR REBELS: Gregor talking about surviving getting shot hurts me. This hurts my feelings. It hurts my feelings a lot.
- Ok but Tech casually blowing up that air vent grate thing was hot. No I will not elaborate.
- also...ECHO FUCKING YEETED ALL THREE OF THEM AND THEN HIMSELF LIKE AT LEAST 10 FT IN THE AIR!
- Echo carrying Gregor through the air ducts reminds me so much of Rex carrying him on Sako Minor
- WAIT HOLY SHIT OMEGA IS FLYING THE SHIP BY HERSELF!!! LOOK AT HER GO!!! Tech has to be so proud of her. I just know he is.
- Gonky helping + increased theme music = ahhhhhhh yay!
- TECH BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING SEXY FLIGHT MANEUVERS!!!!!!! My stars I love that man. I'm speechless. It's like almost 4am and I legitimately screeched
- Tech: *flying like a badass* Gregor: bitch what are you doing this is not the time nor place for this shit
- FUCK NOOOOOOO HUNTER!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
- GONKY!!! AHHHHH
- How tf is Hunter still alive??? Like I'm not complaining but still
- HOLY FUCKING SHIT NOOOOO THIS IS NOT OK!!!!! OMEGA'S VOICE AND SHEER PANIC BREAKS MY HEART!!! TECH'S LOOK OF HOPELESSNESS!!!! AND HUNTER SOUNDING ABSOLUTELY DEFEATED!!!! FUCK I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!
- Yo on top of all that Lama Su just got straight up unalived
-hunter in a jail cell......................CROSSHAIR
- Ok but until the very last second, that was the least scrunched up face I have ever seen Cross make. Like you too have lovely eyes it's a shame you're so grouchy all the time. ANYWAY thoughts on that face because my brain is very full rn
FINAL THOUGHTS
- I just love clones more than life itself. Look at the boys go. I love them. I wanna give them all hugs (in regards to Tech…I will not kiss and tell).
- Gregor has and always will be so precious. Love that quirky boy so much.
- WTF IS GOING ON WITH REX??????? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!!!
- Echo played such a major role in this episode and honestly I'm so glad. I still think there is so much more room to grow his character, but at least it's something.
- Gonky being that bitch this episode 👑
- Not sure if you've noticed, but my soul is no longer attached to my physical form. Tech has it. Tech owns my soul. I am more than ok with this.
- The last 5 minutes really just did that didn't it? Like jeez bro that was a lot
- Cross? Breaks? Hunter? Out? And? They? Both? Escape? After? Having? An? Emotional? Reconciling? PLEASE???????????
Overall, while I did really like the Ryloth episodes, I honestly think this might be my new favorite episode.
The episode itself was well paced
The stakes felt rather high
Fantastic action
Echo played a main part in the storyline
Contributed to not only the plot of the show but added context for how Gregor and Rex meet up
Tech flying and looking hot while doing it...that's very important to the overall ranking
It was engaging and intense with one hell of a cliffhanger at the end
So yeah I really liked this episode! I'm super excited to see what happens next (omg there's only two episodes left oh no scary)!
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The Reunion - Part 2
Summary: We meet up with our crew after they have left Barab and after Friday’s episode of the Bad Batch getting their chips removed. Hunter x Reader. Echo x Reader.
A/N: Italics - Past conversations
The quotes Crosshair says during his nightmares are directly from the Bad Batch episodes. All rights for those quotes, belong directly to the geniuses working on the Bad Batch TV show at Disney.
Warnings: Slight mention of a beating, nothing described. Medical procedures.
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“We don’t usually work with regs”
“Grow up, Wrecker”
“If your plans are so good, why did Commander Cody have to call us in?”
“An order is an order”
“Since when?”
“Good soldiers follow orders”
“He had us disobeying orders”
“I never thought you disobeying orders was a problem”
“Disobeying orders again over a kid?”
“You’re becoming a liability”
“You disobeyed orders”
“I did what I thought was right”
“You should have killed that Jedi, you disobeyed orders.”
“You never could see the bigger picture. Now surrender.”
“Best stand down sergeant, make it easier on yourself.”
“Have you lost your mind?”
“Your move”
“Bad play, Hunter”
“You want to know why they put me in charge? It’s because I’m willing to do what needs to be done.”
“What seems to be the problem with CT-9904?” Lama Su asked Nala Se
The two Kaminoans looked on behind the one way mirror, “medic, what seems to be the problem with CT-9904?” asked Nala Se.
I looked towards the mirrored glass, “he’s having a nightmare”, I glanced from the mirror to Crosshair that laid on the med bed before me. The Kaminoans wanted his inhibitor chip to be constantly activated and operating at peak efficiency; if they lost him, they would lose the backing of Admiral Tarkin, something they couldn’t have.
How I wished Hunter was here? How I wished I got to the ship in time? I wished for a lot of things, mostly I wished that Crosshair’s chip hadn’t been activated, and that as the medic for Clone Force 99, I wasn’t the one in charge of keeping his chip activated. Every time he laid down on that med bed, a little bit of me died. I had to do this to my friend, my family, Hunter’s brother. I tried at first to say that the chip was damaged, it wouldn’t activate, but they quickly dealt with my deception, in the form of a beating from two of the Clones who had taken me under their wing. The beating from the two had knocked me out, when I came to Bad Batch was gone, Omega, my little helper, was gone, and Crosshair had tried to kill his own brothers.
What’s worse is that Crosshair looked for every opportunity to wound me with his words, he wasn’t my Crosshair, he wasn’t the man I had grown to know and love as a brother.
‘Must be miserable to know you fell in love with a traitor.’
‘How does it feel knowing they left you?’
‘Only the Empire can provide what you need’
‘Join them and die’
“He seems to be having a particularly disturbing dream, he keeps thrashing” that voice, oh I hated that voice, it was responsible for the so called War Mantle project, Vice Admiral Rampart. How I wish he could be the one on this bed before me, so I could make him suffer, the way he’s making Crosshair suffer.
“Indeed” oh there’s that other voice, Admiral Tarkin. I loathed both men, and would be happy to see both die a very slow painful death.
“I do not believe we should continue for much longer, the procedure could cause irreparable damage”, I suggested. I’m sorry Crosshair, I hope you can hear me. I’m so sorry.
“Very well” Admiral Tarkin’s voice filled the room, I could almost feel his breath on my skin. It was revolting.
“End the procedure, medic Kambe”
“Yes, Prime Minister”
I turned off the machine and watched as Crosshair's tortured face relaxed. I moved beside him, and disconnected him from the machine, he was still unconscious, at this moment and I could pretend he was still my family, he was still the same Crosshair. The one who taught me to shoot a target five klicks out. The one who would tease Hunter and me, when we would go out on a date. The one who said he always wanted a sister, and was happy I was his. I discreetly held his hand, rubbing circles with my thumb on the back of his hand. I’m sorry Crosshair. I’m so sorry Cross.
- - - - - - - -
“That medic seems very attached to CT-9904” Admiral Tarkin noticed
“Yes, she was the medic for Clone Force 99. She got to know them very well and went on several missions with them.”
“Interesting. She may prove useful.”
“How do you mean Admiral?” Asked Vice Admiral Rampart
“She may know something the clone doesn’t, or she could be used as bait, to bring in the others”
“Admiral, I must protest” Nala Se interjected, “she, unlike the clones, is not Empire property, she is hired by the Kaminoan facility, and works directly for us.”
“And yet, she gets paid via the Empire, does she not? Or do you pay her directly, Prime Minister?”
“Uh … I would have to check our records, Admiral Tarkin”
“Don’t bother, I have checked already. She gets paid by the Empire. She used to receive funds from the Republic, and has subsequently received funds from the Empire, therefore she is a servant and employed by the Empire. As such, we have the right to do as we wish with our workers.”
“Admiral, I would be more than happy to take over … keeping an eye on the medic” offered Vice Admiral Rampart.
“That is not necessary, it seems we have the best thing to keep an eye on her already” he motioned towards the unconscious clone.
- - - - - - - - -
Although, I couldn’t hear what was being said behind the glass, I could sense eyes on me. I grabbed a data pad and pretended to check Crosshair's vitals. If they were going to stay there watching me, then they wouldn’t get anything except a medic doing her job. There had to be a way to get the chip out of his head, someway to go under the radar. If Cross was back to normal then he and I would be able to get off of Kamino and find the boys.
I heard the door slide open behind me, “Medic Kambe”, I turned to face Nala Se, she was the only Kaminoan that I could somewhat tolerate, although in the end she was the biggest problem of all, as the Chief Medical Scientist, if it wasn’t for her, so many soldiers wouldn’t have been killed and treated less than they deserved.
“Yes, Nala Se?”
“You can move clone CT-9904 to the recovery room”
“Yes, Nala Se”
She stepped closer to me, it was odd and threw me off. She disliked me more than anyone else, simply for making the clones feel like people and not property, it was one of the reasons I was assigned to an actual team, rather than the Kaminoan facility in general. “You need to be careful,” she said in a lowered voice.
I kept busy preparing Cross for transport, “what do you mean?” I asked in a similar whisper, “they’re watching you, they want to use you to bring back Clone Force 99 and Omega. We can’t have her land in the hands of the Empire.”
“I understand”
“Please be quick about transporting the clone, Admiral Tarkin wishes to see what effect the new enhancement has on CT-9904” she said in a louder voice.
“He has a name”
“He is a clone. Clone CT-9904.”
“His name is Crosshair!”
“Medic Kambe! One more outburst and I’ll have you restricted to your quarters and brought up on charges of treason. Do you understand?”
“Yes”
“Good” without further word she stepped out of the room, maker I hated her. I really did.
I looked at Cross one more time, he had a slight scarring from where the machine had performed it’s procedure. My only hope would be to perform surgery at night, or maybe if I was able to go on a mission with Cross again, distract him, get him isolated, and perform the surgery. We both needed to get out of here, and soon.
- - - - - - -
“I don’t know if the plan will work” Fives offered
“Oh I’m sorry, do you have something better, vod?”
“Listen Phoenix Ghost, we are not judging you, it just seems risky” offered Hunter
“Well, what do you want to do?” I asked, Rex had just left after we were able to get the chips out of the remaining Bad Batch, the idea was to take the med pod with us, or at the very least take it and hide it on a planet that we could bring Crosshair to.
“Why can’t we just use the method you did before, with the other clones?”
“That would require us going to a safe clone planet, the nearest one has over 500 of your brothers, inhabiting it. I would gladly take you there, if the Empire thought you were dead. However, as of right now, the risk is too great that someone would follow you, or someone spot your ship and decide to report you to the Empire simply for credits. I’m sorry but I’m not putting your brothers at risk. Either we find a way to bring Crosshair here, or find a way to bring the med pod to Crosshair.”
“Cyar’ika, it’s okay. We trust you”
“Really, cause if you trusted me, you wouldn’t be questioning the plan right now”
“It’s just dangerous” Tech tried to reassure me.
I couldn’t help the glare that had appeared on my face, “seriously Tech? That’s your pathetic platitude, that it’s just dangerous. Everything we’ve ever done, from the moment we either joined or were sold to the GAR has been a life filled with danger. I personally have a scar on almost every quadrant of my body from one injury or another.”
They all looked to Echo, who simply nodded. Oh that was it, “WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD LIE ABOUT THAT?!!!”
“No, of course not” Hunter tried to calm me down, but the anger within was growing from their… I guess lack of trust.
“Cyar’ika”
“Don’t Echo! Don’t Cyar’ika me!”
Echo let out a frustrated breath, being back with Echo was amazing, it’s like we hadn’t missed a beat, all those years being apart had evaporated within a matter of minutes.
“Fine, ner riduur”
Ugh! Why did he have to tug that cord? All the anger I had a second ago washed away at remembering that we had indeed gotten married, I dropped my shoulders and my head to my chest. As soon as we were off Barab, we had found a place to lay low for a few weeks. Echo didn’t want to waste anymore time and proposed, I didn’t want to waste any time either and said yes. We both had wasted too many years apart, to waste another second not being with each other, was downright idiotic.
Fives had been his best man, Omega was my flower girl, Hunter walked me down the aisle, Tech officiated and Wrecker stood in as my man of honour. Rex had come to wish us well, after the ceremony, he pulled me aside and gave me a big bear hug, “I’m happy for you ad’ika. I wish you nothing but happiness.”
The words were there, but the warmth in the eyes weren’t, “I’m sorry Rex. I’m sorry I couldn’t…”
He didn’t let me finish, “nothin’ to be sorry about, little one. You followed your heart to the man you love. It’s the heart I fell in love with, so how can I be upset about that” his warmth finally reached his eyes, we hugged one more time, “thank you, Rex. I love you, vod”
“Love you too, vod’ika”
“Alright, let’s come up with another plan than” I offered calmer, I looked over at Echo, and smirked.
“How do you do that?” Whispered Wrecker
“It’s my gift” Echo chuckled, I simply shook my head, “what if we make a medical droid?” Asked Omega
“It is possible” Tech advised
“We are at the scrap yard so we could find the parts we need, it won’t be pretty, but it’ll get the job done” I added, Tech and I sat down to work out a plan and design for the medical droid.
“While we are doing this, maybe the five of you could try to find an actual droid, maybe if there is an actual medical droid, we won’t have to make one” suggested Tech.
“Fine, we know when we’re not wanted,” Fives teased.
“Hey Omega”, I called, she turned towards me, “good suggestion” I winked at her. She ran over and hugged me, “thanks mo…I mean, thank you Phoenix Ghost”, I returned the hug and looked at Hunter, he had a smirk on his face, “hun, I think your dad’s waiting for you”. Hunter shot me a look, I couldn’t help but smile back, at the end of the day we were all co-parenting, so what was one or two more parents, uncles, or aunts. Whatever way she looked at us, we were family.
- - - - - - - - -
“How does it feel, vod?” Fives asked Echo
“How does what, feel?”
“Being married to the love of your life?” He elbowed Echo
Echo couldn’t help the blush that appeared on his face, “like I’m living a dream that I never want to wake up from”.
“Awww, that’s so sweet” shouted Wrecker
“Alright you guys focus, Omega and I will go done here" Hunter motioned to the corridor to his left, "Wrecker, go with Fives and Echo” as Hunter motioned to the corridor on his right.
“Copy that” Fives answered.
Hunter and Omega headed down what looked like a medical hallway, there were all kinds of beds, against the wall, “Hunter?”
“Yes, Omega”
“Are you married?”
“What?”
“Like Phoenix and Echo?”
Hunter didn’t answer for a minute, Omega could see something was bothering him, “I”m sorry, should I not have asked?”
“It’s okay, kid. No, I’m not married.”
“But there was someone?”
“Yes”
“Medic Kambe?”
Hunter stopped and looked at Omega, “how do you know that?”
“I trained under her as a medical assistant, she always used to mention Clone Force 99”
“That’s how you learned all about us”
Omega nodded, “she treated me like I was …”
“Like you were a person”
Omega nodded, “that’s how she treated us too.” Hunter continued examining the rooms, and realized more than likely his love had seen what was happening to Omega and how she was treated. He could see his tiny love stepping up to protect Omega. Knowing her, she probably even had to fight to be Omega’s trainer.
“Do you think we’ll see her again?”
“I don’t know, kid. I hope so, I really do.”
“Why didn’t she come with us?”
Hunter let out a sigh, “I don’t know, but something must have happened, otherwise she would have been waiting for us in the hangar.”
“I hope if we do find her, you two get married”
“Really?”
“Yes, she makes you happy. You clearly make her happy. She always had a smile on her face when she spoke of you, she kept her biggest smile when she mentioned you specifically.”
Hunter smiled at that, hopefully soon enough, he’ll have his brother back, and his love in his arms.
- - - - - - -
“Any luck?”
“There’s no such thing as luck” chuckled Fives
“What are you? Obi-wan?” I asked
“Hey how do you think I got so good with the ladies? I learned from the best” he laughed.
“Fives, you were good with the ladies, because they took pity on you. Not because you had any of the charm, Obi-wan had.”
“How do you know about Obi-wan’s charms?” Asked Echo.
“Hmm… what, my love?”
“We will discuss this later”
“Whatever you say, ner cyare”
“Oh don’t try and placate me with sweet sayings”
“As fun as it is to be in the middle of what’s probably your first argument” Tech interrupted, “did you find a medical droid?”
“I did!” Shouted Wrecker
“Good. By the way", Tech directed towards Echo and I, "I would like to see how an argument between married couples proceeds, it would be interesting to learn and see first hand” inquired Tech.
“Yeah, not gonna happen” I said, “let’s get this droid adjusted. Faster we get this thing on the ship, the faster we get out of here, and the faster we can get to Crosshair.”
“I think I have an idea about how to get Crosshair out in the open,” Hunter offered.
“How?” Asked Wrecker
“I’ll tell you guys when we’re back on the ship”
- - - - - - - - - - -
“That’s a bold plan” Fives commented
“But it has the potential for working” I appeased
“How do we know we can trust her?” Tech questioned, “how do we know she didn’t wilfully not show up? Had a change of heart?”
“Come on Tech, you know her. She loves us.” Hunter looked to the ground before continuing, “she loves me, she would never … She was detained. I know it. Something prevented her from meeting us in that hangar.”
“Okay, so you want to send a message that will undoubtedly put her in danger, either on the mission, or before the mission, and definitely after the mission. Basically, you are okay painting a giant target on her back, Hunter? Cause that’s what you’re doing by sending that message.”
“I know Phoenix, but it’s the only thing I can think of to do.”
“Then I’ll help to try and limit the damage. First things first, we are going to need to split up, find a planet to draw their attention to, hopefully one that’s uninhabitable.”
“With lots of ground coverage” offered Wrecker
“No high ground” suggested Tech
“With lots of animals” said Fives, we all turned to look at him, “what? If he can get distracted that gives us an advantage, I’m not crazy”, we all nodded along. “He does have a point” chimed in Echo.
“What about Felucia?” Hunter suggested
“It’s not inhabitable. I actually think I have a place.” I offered
“Where?” They all asked at once.
“I can’t say.”
“Well if you can’t say, how can we use it then?” Fives asked
“Because I have to ask permission to go there, it could put someone in danger, and that could be worse then …”
“Then having the Empire after us right now?” Wrecker inquired.
“Yes, actually. They’re very dear and special to me, I need to …sorry guys, I’m gonna have to take over the bunk for now.”
“Oh” said Echo
“Oh” I nodded.
“Oh what?” Hunter asked
“Ohhh!” Clued in Fives adding, “I thought he was dead.
“About as dead as you and I are”
“What are we talking about?” Wrecker asked Tech
“I don’t know” Tech answered shrugging his shoulders.
“Sorry guys, I can’t say more, or talk more about it. Like I said, I need the bunk, no one come in until I emerge. It could be several hours, I suggest we stay in hyperspace as much as possible.”
“What’s going on?” Omega asked as she stepped out of her room.
“Sorry guys, but we can’t talk about it” Fives answered, “just trust us, when we say she needs to do this, and you really can’t disturb her, she needs the quiet.”
- - - - - - - - -
It had been a while since I sat here meditating, trying to connect with my older teacher. I had been a force-sensitive child, and was about to take the Jedi trials, to be ordained as a Jedi Knight, but the anger within me had proved to be too volatile, with the war in effect. It was important to not let those who could be in situations where the constant fighting, the constant bloodshed and the insurmountable injustice would be present all the time. It could lead one to use the force in an unnatural way, causing one to take actions into your own hands.
I closed my eyes, and focused on the force, being one with the force was always easy for me, which was why the Council was concerned when they felt my anger.
“Little one, hmmm? Yes, hmmm”
“Hello Master Yoda”
“Why reach out through the force did you, hmm? Alright are you, hmmm?”
“I seek advice, Master, the advice is not for me, I’m alright, but it is to save two innocents.”
“To save a clone called Crosshair you wish, and medic called Kambe. Innocent, Kambe is. However, shed innocent blood, Crosshair has.”
“It’s not his fault, Master, it’s his chip. If we remove the chip, he’ll be back to his old self.”
“Possible, removing stone from a puddle is, damage the stone caused when thrown in is permanent. Back, what makes you think the Crosshair you once knew would come, hmm? Hmmmm.”
“Because it happened to one of the clones I am travelling with. His chip activated, and he tried to kill Omega, the little clone girl, once his chip was removed he went back to normal, although he remembered the incident.”
“Wrecker activated for, how long was, hmm?”
“Not long, maybe about 20 to 30 minutes.”
“Crosshair been activated, how long has, hmm?”
“Since the start of the Empire”
“Over time weeds grow over stone, in the puddle, that is. When you pull out stone, pull out weeds too. The damage caused, irreversible, could be. Prepared to face that consequence are you, hmm? Hmmm?”
“At least he would be free.”
“Of clone life free from, hmm? No. Free from the Empire, hmm? No. His other self free from, hmm? Possibly. Plague his mind constantly, the nightmares of what he has done will. Carry, can you soothe the pain his soul will, hmm? If this chip you free him from, have to help carry his burden, you will. Ready for that are you, hmm?”
“Yes”
“Then I offer, what advice can hmm? Yes, hmmm”
“We need a planet that is shrouded in darkness, with no major high ground, lots of foliage and animals”
“You use Dagobah to draw him out want to, hmm?”
“With your permission, Master, yes. But if you feel it is too big of a threat, maybe you can recommend another planet, one that can wreak havoc on a sniper.”
“My permission, you have. I will give you coordinates that will put any in danger not, and your purposes that will serve.”
“Thank you, Master.”
“Your anger and your fear I no longer sense. Changed, what has, young one, hmm?”
“Ever since my ‘death’, I no longer lived for myself but for others. With the help of others and my skills we were able to save 2500 soldiers. Brave men, each one.”
“That is all not. Herh herh herh”.
“No, Master. Ha, never could hide anything from you. I married the love of my life, Echo”
“Happy for you little one I am. Continue learning from the force. Serve you in the future, it will. To the dark side within you I no longer sense the temptation. However, to say goodbye to the man you love, be prepared, when the time comes, or to the dark side again find yourself on the path.
“Yes, Master. Thank you.”
“With you may the force be. Hmmmm”
“And with you, Master.”
- - - - - - - - -
“How long does this usually take?” Hunter asked Echo
“Once it took her - - - what was it? Fives, 12 hours?”
“I thought it was longer, closer to 15 or 16”
“It depends”
“On what?” Asked Tech
“On how easily I can connect to the force”, I answered. They all turned to see me emerge from the bunk room, “how long was I in there for?”
“About 8 hours,” Echo answered.
“Do we have a plan?”
“We do, Hunter” I smiled, not only did we have a plan, but I had the privilege to continue learning about the Force, who knows what will happen in the future, but as of right now I was very hopeful.
“So where are we going?” Asked Omega
“Dagobah, we’re going to Dagobah, but first I need to eat, secondly there are a few things we need to discuss and thirdly, only three or four of us should go, the others should keep Omega safe.”
“I feel like there’s going to be a whole Jedi sort feel to this story” Fives laughed
“Well not completely, but you’re not wrong either” I laughed along with him.
“Does that mean, you’re going to tell me how you know about Obi-wan’s charms?” Asked Echo
“You’re never going to leave that alone, are you?” Hunter and Tech got up and headed for the cockpit, Omega headed for her room, Fives and Wrecker headed for the bunk room, leaving Echo and I alone.
“Why won’t you just tell me?”
“Why do I need to tell you about something that is so trifling, and doesn’t matter in our current predicament?”
“Because I need to know”
“You don’t need to know, what you want to know is if I personally experienced his charms, isn’t that true?”
“I … how … that’s …” Echo rubbed the back of his neck after his failure to start his sentence, “that’s not what I want to know.”
“Then why do you keep asking that question”
“I just didn’t think that Jedis, you know”
I just looked at him, “Echo, I married you. I was learning to become a Jedi, remember?”
“Yeah, but I just didn’t think you were with anyone before me, I thought we had that in common”, that’s what he wanted to know! Man, why was he beating around the bush?
“Echo, my love” I kneeled before, cradling his face with one hand, holding his right hand with my left, “I love you. Obi-wan is just a horrible flirt. I was never interested in him. I wasn’t interested in anyone other than you. You have been and always will be the love of my life. No one can compare to you. They can’t hold a candle to your bravery, your courage, your kindness, your sweetness, the way you care for me, the way you look after your brothers, the way you look after Omega. You are the best man I have ever known. No one will ever change my opinion about that. I love you and only you, and I have never been with anyone other than you.”
Echo looked into my eyes, leaned forward and kissed me, with all the passion he could muster. “I really wish we had our own room, and our own ship, right now.”
I laughed out loud, “well let’s get to a safe haven where we can pick up another ship, and you and I take an hour for ourselves.”
“I think maybe four hours is needed”
“Ha, if only we had that kind of time my love, an hour and a half?”
“Two”
“Done, but then we have to get this plan under way as soon as we land.”
“I know”, I pressed my forehead against his, soaking in his scent; Master Yoda was right, I would have to prepare myself for the eventuality of losing him for real, one day. When I had thought I had lost him the first time, it nearly destroyed me, and it was because I wasn’t able to have a future with him. Wasn’t able to live freely with him. Now, I could. If I were to lose him tomorrow, I can be comforted in knowing that I had married, and had been able to love him without reservation. I would have no regrets with how I loved him.
“I love you, Echo”
“I love you, Phoenix”
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