Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow
A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of
Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!
Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!
*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.
Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)
All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest
Check below for a list of all poll posts:
Round One (Feb 3 noon EST)
Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Jiang Cheng (The Untamed)
Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. L (Death Note)
Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Father Paul (Midnight Mass)
Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact)
Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Joel Miller (The Last of Us)
Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)
Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) vs. Kendall Roy (Succession)
Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)
Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Emet Selch (Final Fantasy XV)
Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) vs. Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon)
Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium)
Bruce Wayne aka RBattz (The Batman) vs. Villanelle (Killing Eve)
Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Seong Gi-hun (Squid Game)
Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs. Catra (She-Ra)
Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)
Round Two (February 4 noon EST)
Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck)
Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)
Kendall Roy (Succession) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle)
Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Bruce Wayne (The Batman)
Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)
Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)
Round Three (February 5 noon EST)
Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck)
Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle)
Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)
Round Four (February 6 noon EST)
Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Will Graham (Hannibal)
Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
Final Round (February 7 noon EST)
Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium)
The winner will be crowned on February 8. May the most sopping wet paper towel of a person win!
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Jaskier is a vampire who doesn't want to kill humans so he goes for Geralt as he knows the witcher would survive and heal well
Geralt is a witcher being followed by a fledgeling vampire and very exasperated but unwilling to kill the man for trying to be good
What follows are a lot of fun adventures, Jaskier constantly trying to have a little nibble, Geralt pushing him away like he's Roach looking for a treat in his pockets, friendship, music, and confused other witchers who are unsure why Geralt hasn't gotten rid of the vampire in some way, yet. (Because Geralt is NOT AT ALL fond of his little bat, clearly.)
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REPOSTOBER, DAY 28: Emiel Regis (2016)
My favourite vampire, favourite male character from the Witcher, and also the drawing that got pirated by the pirate merchandise sellers the most.
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i know everyone here myself included is a big nerd so, like percival schuttenbach, so we do not find a problem with this but instead find it cool, but
you ever think about how in the interior of regis’ hut by fen carn, his room was literally just: a bed. a small table littered with vials and flasks. a pot-bellied stove. and an extensive, complex, highly developed distillery system. and the only food he had on hand was a basket of horseradish.
now, this sounds great, because distillery is a cool hobby, but i don’t think any of us are putting this into perspective
imagine it like this:
meet a guy, middle aged, maybe 50s. lives alone in the middle of nowhere. okay. goes to his place to spend the night.
go inside his room. no furniture in the entire room except a bed and a small bedside table with a bunch of mismatched dirty cups, some randomly half-full. and taking up half the room is an excessively pro gaming setup, monitors, chair, the works, all in all costing about $50K, lighting up the entire room with enough RGB lighting to send you to heaven. oh and there’s a radiator heater in the corner.
haha ok man. would you happen to have any food i’m kind of hungry. “yep” opens fridge. nothing in there except a bag of parsnips and a half-empty bottle of sparkling water. okay man
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