#wine aunt salazar

[epitheterasedgen]

HCs of Zora trying to teach the kids, Giovanni, Molly, and Sylvester, how to do things “The Cowgirl way™” (Aka the hard way.) and them just failing miserably. (Sylvie only agrees to do it when Giovanni calls him a chicken.)

Alright this is true, but one time she teaches them how to make a tire-swing and they have a BLAST messing around on it until Howie catches them and fixes it because it doesn’t have enough “structural integrity”

#answered headcanons #submitted headcanon #ice-the-irken #zora salazar #wine aunt salazar #museum trio

[jessica-doom]

Draco had trust issues. He was prone to jealousy and could be, admittedly, a bit psychotic. He was definitely also a clueless git. He had issues believing anyone could love him for the person he was. He had issues. That was the plain and simple of it. And those issues caused likely irreparable problems.

"Do you ever even listen to me?"

It wasn't the shouting or raised voice that caused Draco to flinch. It wasn't the fact that his eardrums were ringing or that spit flecked his face. It was the words. It was the pure hate hiding behind them. It was the way they made him feel deep in that crevice where the jealousy and the issues and the problems lived. He flinched because he felt those words hit him right at the center of everything. And he felt that center feasting on the one good thing he had left in his life – tainting it until it was something he no longer recognized.

It wasn't until he registered the slamming of the front door that Draco fully realized he'd lost the fight. And, potentially, more. With that door closed so resolutely between them, he'd lost the chance to plead his case. To defend himself and swear up and down that he did listen. Of course he listened.

How could he not listen when passion laced every breath Harry Potter ever spoke? How could he not want to train his eyes on those lips, memorizing every syllable that passed through them? Even when the words were nothing but drunken babble, they were still laced with everything Amortentia smelled like.

There really was no telling if Harry was ever going to come back. He had no real reason to.

One of his jumpers was still in Draco's wardrobe, but that was something he could probably live without. Even if Draco couldn't because it reminded him of the night they both slipped on ice while coming home from the market. It reminded him of the deep red blush on Harry's face as they watched cans of soup roll out into traffic. It reminded him of the dopey smile on that man's face as he tried to gather the rest of the food, shoving it in the pockets of the jumper. It reminded him of that deep-bellied laugh Draco earned when he tried to 'help' by loading up the hood with now-bruised apples.

Harry had a toothbrush by the bathroom sink, as well. It was green – an intentional choice made by Draco. The green of the man's eyes was ingrained behind his own closed lids like a permanent background to his everyday thoughts. The bristles of the brush were fanning out, flattening from vigilant use. At first Draco had found it insulting that Harry would always go for the toothbrush after they'd been intimate. It felt like he was trying to scrub clean some sort of dirty feeling Draco left within him. But the longer time stretched on and the more he saw the ritual, the more comfort it instilled within him personally. He would lie back in his bed, fresh with their mingled musk, watching it unfold through the open door while his mouth watered for the minty kiss that would soon follow when Harry climbed back in beside him. Nuzzling into him like there was nowhere else he would rather be.

The only other notable thing Harry left in the small, cramped flat was the ghost of himself. Every crack and corner of Draco's home was filled with the memory of the man he had come to love more than anything he could remember even dreaming for his life. Memories of where he'd sat, where they'd shagged, where they'd sunk to the floor in the kitchen and just…talked about absolutely nothing and everything all at once. Draco couldn't even grab a mug from the cupboard without some wanton thought pushing its way into his mind.

Draco didn't know if Harry was ever coming back. He didn't know if he was ever going to get a second chance. And he would rightly deserve it if he didn't. He had always been and would likely always be at least a bit of a prick. It was coded into his genetics. But he was trying. He was trying so. Damn. Hard. He'd never tried harder at anything he'd ever done than to be the kind of person Harry Potter could be proud of.

"He's probably not coming back," Draco muttered. The universe had been hanging in a precarious balance since the two of them even thought about dating. Just tipped enough to allow a glimpse into a reality that should never exist. Just enough for a taste. Just enough for Draco to get his fill of 'what if's and 'maybe's. Just enough for him to taste it and crave more.

All before everything tilted back to normal and everything he'd grown comfortable in was ripped from his grasp.

"For Salazar's sake, Malfoy, stop being so dramatic," he countered with and pushed up from his collapsed state on the sofa. "If he comes back then fine. Fine. If he doesn't…. You'll deal with it. But if he comes back…." If Harry Potter decided Draco Malfoy was miraculously still worth his time, Draco wanted to show him everything. Everything. And he wanted it to be perfect. So to fill that growing, consuming void inside, Draco set himself to work.

It was nearing on midnight when Draco finally heard the knock on his door. The weight of an entire bottle of merlot made him reluctant to answer at all. But his hard work nagged at him and he honestly didn't know if he would get another chance if he screwed this one up. Swaying just a bit, he pulled the door open and tried to very casually lean in the doorway. The wine in his bloodstream, however, skewed his execution. Instead of leaning, he practically fell against the frame. Massaging his shoulder with a mild blush, he found it rather difficult to meet Harry's waiting eyes.

"You're drunk."

With mild confidence and a bitten back smirk, Draco pulled in the familiar stench of Canadian whisky. "As are you…." With just the inkling of an upturned lip, Draco chanced a glance upward. Harry wasn't smiling and a second later neither was he. "Why'd you come back?"

Harry shrugged, his body language matching his fixed frown. "We didn't finish our fight."

"You finished," Draco said slowly, stepping back to allow the other entrance into his flat. "Will you allow me the chance to have my say?" Neither of them would have been humbled enough to allow this sober. That was likely a red flag they were both pointedly ignoring. But since they were both rather gone, Harry stepped in with a proud nod and Draco slowly closed the door behind him. His nerves were dancing, even though he had been working towards this moment for hours. "It took several warming charms, but I think everything is still ready," he muttered, trying to funnel Harry toward the dining table.

"I'm…I'm not really hungry?" Harry replied, looking absolutely confused even as he settled into a chair. On the table were no less than ten plates of food all covered in magical bubbles. "Your side of our fights doesn't usually come with a menu."

Sitting as far across the table from Harry as possible, Draco reached into the center and poked the bubble covering one of the dishes. It dissipated with a flashy billow of smoke, filling the room with the butteriness of hot water crust pastry. "I'm not fighting. Not really. The only fighting I plan to do is for you, I suppose…." Again, if he had been sober, such corny words would never have come out of his mouth. "Pie and mash from Broadway Market."

For a moment, Harry merely blinked. His mouth flapped open and closed, but he didn't take his eyes from the platter. "Why?" was all he could say and even that barely squeaked out through obvious emotion.

Draco's merlot-slicked lips finally quirked into a comfortable smile. "Because I listen, Potter. When you were young, your aunt and uncle couldn't get anyone to watch you for one of their long weekend trips to London, so they had to take you along. For lunch one of those days, you all went to Broadway Market and as a joke, your cousin made you eat pie and mash without telling you what it was. You ended up being allergic to eel. It was an eventful trip, to say the least."

"So you listened to one of my sad childhood stories. Am I supposed to give you some sort of prize for that?"

With how badly he'd messed up, Draco wasn't really expecting it to be that easy. But the crass way in which Harry spoke still stung. Sighing softly, he reached out and popped another bubble. "Treacle tart."

"Everybody knows it's my favorite dessert."

"But does everybody know you ate two entire tarts on your twentieth birthday? Or that you vomited it all up after getting sloshed on shit vodka?" Harry stayed silent, probably running through his mind whether that was public knowledge or not. Taking advantage of the silence, Draco continued on as he continued to pop more bubbles. "I know you don't like peanut butter because it gives you gas. And I know you think the white parts of candy canes taste better for some reason. I know you lost your virginity to the little Weasette shortly after she graduated and afterward you cried in the bathroom with an entire pack of Walker's because that was supposed to be the one easy thing in your life and even that wasn't right. I know your favorite foods and your favorite brand of toilet tissue. And I know you hate the Prophet with your life even though you still read it every morning – but only because I pay for a subscription anyway.

"I knew about your promotion. And I knew about the ceremony. I know you wanted me to be there. I also know that absolutely everyone who is important at the Ministry was also going to be there. And that all of those people do not like me or the fact that we're dating. I know all of this because I listen to you. And I know…that if I had gone to that ceremony, everything would have become about me…when it should have been about you. So that's why I didn't go. Not because I don't listen to you, Harry, but because I was trying to be…nice. Or considerate.

"I listen to you. It's important to me that you know that."

Harry's face remained stoic. He didn't flinch past the initial confusion and Draco was honestly certain he might not care. That his being here might just be a matter of drunken circumstance. Their whole relationship started off as such. Harry never would have given Draco a chance in the first place if it hadn't been for the pliant effects of alcohol. It only seemed fitting that alcohol should be there for the end of them, too.

The silence stretched on too long. Long enough that Draco just didn't think he could stand it any longer. And that was humiliating. Deciding to call it – his grand gesture being nothing more than a fruitless effort – he stood, chair legs screeching on the wood floor and echoing the turmoil he wanted to scream out. He couldn't find the words any longer. All he could muster was the will to walk past Harry, saying goodbye to the best thing in his life with a casual swipe of his fingers through the man's ever-messy hair.

"I love you, too, Draco."

That happy smile pushed itself back onto Draco's face before he could even think about stopping it. And all he wanted for the rest of his life was to listen to this man say those words over and over again.

#pretty sure i forgot to post this #drarry #drarry fanfiction #drarry drabble #drarry ficlet #harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter drabble #harry potter ficlet #draco malfoy #i love you #jessica doom #domestic drarry #jealousy #draco #jealous draco #asshole draco #draco being a slytherin because duh #slytherin #drarry fanfic

[ninjacat1515]

More Guests

Eliza and Nico spending Christmas at her aunt’s, her friends all invited over. A wonderful dinner is served, and Nico is given a wine bottle of donated blood to enjoy along with the spread.

Moss and Santos are spying through a window, missing their friend dearly on this eve.

“He doesn’t like us anymore….he just wants to spend time with silly, tasty mortals…”

Santos sighs, not wanting to think about such a terrible thing. Moss was right.

“The bruja must have him under a spell. No other explanation.”

A dragon is suddenly glaring down at them. Fuego has appeared.

“Would you two get over yourselves! Nico is still our friend, Eliza has not cast a spell, and the reason this is happening, is you insulted both him and her last week. She is not our enemy anymore, stop acting like it. You two are coming with me, this is ridiculous.”

The front door opened, and Eliza had appeared with a plate of cookies.

“Hey guys! Merry Christmas! We saw you two through the window. Thought you might like something.” She giggled at their shock.

Moss and Santos glanced at each other sheepishly.

“And it’s hard to miss a dragon! Fuego, care to come in for some spiced hot chocolate? It’s starting to snow.”

The dragon grinned and shifted to his usual self.

“Thank you! That sounds lovely!”

Eliza eyed the other officers and Nico appeared, arm around her shoulder. He motioned for his friends. Eliza joining him.

“Come on you two! Can’t have frozen vampires joining the decor. You can enter, my aunt wants you guys to stop moping.”

Nico grinned.

“We could here your entire conversation! Amigos, I love you!”

All three vampires darted in, Eliza stepping aside so they could hug each other. They all went to the table, Margret shaking the hand of each new guest as her niece brought more chairs.

“You are welcome to stay as long as you wish!”

Eliza sensed a familiar gaze; one she hadn’t felt in months. It drilled her, making the hairs on the back of her neck stand on end. Turning around, she spotted Mando in the yard, cape billowing in the wind. He smiled at her, showing as many teeth as he could, and then strode forward.

“I think we have another guest…”

There was an angry shout. Rushing to the window, they saw Mando’s cape had snagged on one of the reindeer statues made of lights, and the captain had been pulled back into the snow as the display moved its head. He stumbled around, becoming tangled in some ropes of light from the bushes. Bracero popped up out of nowhere, and began to meticulously free the trapped vampire.

Lesaro snuck out from behind Margret’s car, and was filming the scene on his phone.

Eliza laughed.

“Make that three more guests- AAARGH!”

Magda was now standing in front of the living room window, face inches away from the glass, a smirk forming.

“Four….”

A few minutes later, Salazar and the others had joined the fun, Eliza and Nico now flanked by the captain and crew. Margret kept an eye out for any mischief as the mortals listened with intrigue to the grand tales being told. Eliza’s cookies got rave reviews, and Fuego downed a quart of the spiced cocoa, requesting the recipe.

Magda broke his silence and relayed the story of how he met a family of vampires who had reindeer as their other forms. They would pull a sleigh carrying food and clothing for the homeless, and pay a visit to each orphanage.

“And they accepted cookies as a form of thanks…..do not fret, no mortals were harmed during their rounds…”

The night wore on pleasantly, Mando getting drunk on egg nog while Lesaro and Magda had to hold him back from jumping on the tree.

#vampire au #Eliza #officer fuego

[dead-asss]

Fresh avoc a do : what is your favorite take-out? bobby salazars hands down fuck u

Merry crisis : what do you like the most during Christmas ? looking fine as fuck and going to events

I never went to oovoo javer : uber, taxi, car, bus, train, walk, skate? uber + car + walk cuz im broke

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell : which school subject do you like the most? science mostly bc i was the best at it and never stressed over it

Hi welcome to chilli’s : How do you relax? i uhhhhh dont. relax.

Adam.. : Do you have a best-friend(s)? If yes what’s your favorite thing abt them? i usually appreciate someones ability to understand me and my personality along w humor

I don’t know how 2 read : What’s your favorite book? stargirl by (jerry spinnelli?)

Wow : Do you have a crush right now? um no but i wish i did

And they were roommates : Who did you call the most? huh

Barbecue sauce on my titties : Last time you laughed hard? marissa and i were at orientation and i walked up to them and ASKED IF I LOOKED THICC

I can’t swim : When is your birthday? july 26

Country boy i love you : Biggest shame? my family (:

It’s gonna be me : Which song do you blast full volume lately? THE LIGHT IS COMING

I spilt lipstick in your valentino bag : Biggest prank to your mom? WHAT

Hurricane doritella : Favorite junk food? pocky or fries

I’m joHN CENA : Can you play any instruments or can you sing? ive been told i can sing ((: but i played violin in the 6th grade

Look at all those chickens : Do you have any pets? What’s their names? i have four cats named Finn, Dino, Twilight and Marceline and two dogs named Sparkles and Raja

Chris is that a weed ? : Did you ever smoked? never cigarettes but ive smoked weed like three or four times

That’s my opinion : When was your latest fight? And what was the reason? ummm idk i dont really “fight” with people cuz they know theyll lose

Who want lasagna : what’s your favorite food? SUSHI

I won’t hesitate bitch : Do you hate someone? marissas ex named Christine

Can i get a waffle : What’s your favorite desserts? ice cream and cheesecake

Where’s the lizard : What’s your favorite myth? idk tbh

B i c t h : What color do you really want to dye your hair? green

Don’t tell mom : Are you planning on getting tattoos/ piercings? which ones? i want a nose piercing, maybe an eyebrow piercing, an industrial ear piercing, and a few tattoos

Is that allowed : Tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid, what was its name? What does it look like? i had a ladybug pillowpet named Sophie

Marie is that the police : Do you drink alcohol? NO AHAHA

Okay : what’s something that made you smile today ? carter bein sweet when i said i was sad

What the fuck is up kyle : Which social media do you use more? twitter, snapchat and instagram

Woeva threw dat paper ur moms a hoe : Are you close to your parents? only my dad

I’m washing me and my clothes : How would you describe your style? expectation: goth, edgy, metal, scary

reality: basic and someone alternative

Kumbaya my lord : What’s your opinion about socks ? do you like wearing weird socks ? Do you sleep with it? NO IM NOT A FUCKING MANIAC

Bitch i hope tf you do : Are you the wine mom or vodka aunt? VODKA AUNT ALL THE WAY

Stop i could’ve dropped my croissant : Are you easy to scare? If yes, when was the scariest moment? im not.

I don’t get to sleep cause of y’all : Do you sleep on your back side or stomach? stomach or my side

I love you bitch : When do you feel the most confident? when i have dark scary ass makeup on

i’m a girafe : If you could be a mythical creature, which would you be? a mermaid but like, the gross creepy kind

Zac stop : Are/ were you good in school? UM thats a loaded question

Try me bitch : Tell us something we don’t know about you. i can read people very easily very quickly and can tell if they have good intentions or if theyre the kind of person ill talk to

It’s pikachu : Latest awkward moment? idk tbh

That was legitness : What’s an inner joke you have with your friends? drake bell

When life gives you lemon : What do you study? /What is your job? im about to study graphic design 😎

Caterpillar rave : Do you like to party? i probably will

Hahaha i do that : How do you take your coffee/ tea? coffee....hmm. either with cream and sugar or sweetener

Boi has his free tacos : Have you ever stole something? i stole 20$ from my friend when i was like 11 but had to give it back ._.

Shawty i don’t mind : What’s your favorite song? THERES TOO MANY

Patriciaaaa : Myer briggs type, zodiac sign and Hogwarts house ? ESTP, Leo, Ravenclaw

[greenmaskedmarauder]

All questions

Dave you’re so mean to me

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? I think it’s pretty even

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? I tolerate it, being from a really cold area. I don’t think anyone particularly likes it.

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? anything I can grab. receipts, foreign money, a random photo

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? strong coffee with a hint of creamer

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? nah

6: do you keep plants? no but I could if I had cute planters

7: do you name your plants? I totally would

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? writing

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? yeah

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? side, though I guess I roll around too. stealing covers, pushing Dave off the bed

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? uhhh we had one a while back but I can’t remember. a recurring one is using the insult of “douchey buttmuncher”

12: what's your favorite planet? the one on which my fictional stories all take place

13: what's something that made you smile today? a message I got from my mom

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? probably pretty messy, with an eclectic mix of furniture from the second hand shop and various wall arts, and books

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! The Apollo space mission’s footprints will most likely stay on the moon for the next 100 million years

16: what's your favorite pasta dish? alfredo, or lasagna

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? all the colors of the rainbow

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. Not between me and my friends, but when I was 15 and learning to drive, my mom ordered chicken from a truck stop 15 miles from our hometown (it’s very small) and then had me drive so I could get some practice in. I got a thing of minute maid apple juice so we could eat there, and then go back. I was studying the bottle of the apple juice, and read the part where it says which states you can recycle the bottle in and get money. So I said with a completely straight face “Mother, why does my apple juice say HI ME 5c?”

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I do not

20: what's your favorite eye color? I like green eyes because I like my eyes, but brown eyes are also amazing, and don’t get nearly enough love.

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. uhhhh

22: are you a morning person? haha nope

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? absolutely nothing

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? my best friend. even when we recently got into a huge fight, I know I can trust her

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? when I was seven I went to a friend’s house and just hung out there even though no one was home. Don’t ask me why, I just did. tbh it was pretty easy since no one locks their doors in a small town.

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? I haven’t had any pair of shoes forever and ever

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? classic bubblegum

28: sunrise or sunset? sunrise, though I rarely get to see them

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? Sadie gets super duper giggly when she’s drinking, and almost anything can make her laugh.

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? for my life? only once

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. socks must be short, but they can definitely (and should be) be colorful

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. I took Sadie to get food after she’d been drinking bicardi 151 and after we got back she threw up on the floor. oops

33: what's your fave pastry? I like kolaches best

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? my favorite buddy as a kid was the pug beanie baby named Pugsly. he went everywhere with me, and I even made people give him bandaids if I was hurt. He’s in storage at my parents’ house somewhere...

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? yeah but no

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? I have no idea

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I would like it to be clean, but I am very messy

38: tell us about your pet peeves! people who never discipline their kids. and people who think other people are less of people

39: what color do you wear the most? most of my shirts are green

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? this blue flower necklace that used to be my grandma’s. she died of cancer when I was little. whenever I wear it, I feel closer to her.

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? see I love most books, so I have to split this one. But Harry Potter, the Inheritance Cycle, Lockwood and Co.

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! The Einstein’s on campus at my school

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Sadie

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? The last time I was in the Black Hills, just staring out on the ravine. I felt at peace being with the trees and nature.

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? yeah

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. *holds rock* hey I can rock your world tonight

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? I’m a foodie

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? my biggest fear as a kid was losing my parents. I think it is

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I haven’t bought a CD in 8 years

50: what's an odd thing you collect? foreign currency

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? Dave, Collide by Howie Day

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? anything that mocks Donald Trump

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? never seen it

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? a customer who came through my line the other day

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? kissed my best friend while drunk. all because some guy in our friend group said “I bet Lyndsey won’t do it” so yeah

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Dave and the face he makes whenever I tell him he’s cute

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I feel silly

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? My friend Erin is the wine mom. I don’t know who’d be the vodka aunt. Because Erin has a wine rack in her apartment. Like a big fancy one that’s also old.

59: what's your favorite myth? I like the Greek myths

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? where the sidewalk ends

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? a box of kleenexes, a flashlight

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? nah

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? meticulously organize books

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? right now it’s black because it’s night time

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? Dave

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? have some peonies that are vibrant pink and some blue bachelor’s buttons for contrast

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? whimsical

68: what's winter like where you live? right now it’s weird

69: what are your favorite board games? battleship, Scrabble, Sequence

70: have you ever used a ouija board? nope and I don’t plan to either

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? uhhh

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? I probably should write things down more

73: what are some of your worst habits? sleeping too much

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. red hair, spunky personality, quick to come to a friend’s aid if they’re able, but also not afraid to say what they think about situations

75: tell us about your pets! right now just my fish Salazar. He’s a betta, and he likes to flare up at his filter because he’s silly. He also hides in his ship, behind the elephant, and confronts his Buddha statue

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? maybe sleeping

77: pink or yellow lemonade? pink

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? I’m meh about minions

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? sent me flowers from a long distance

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? they are beige and no I did not choose the color

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. pieces of broken stained glass from a peacock image

82: are/were you good in school? nope

83: what's some of your favorite album art? I don’t really have any

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? One on my foot that says “Be strong. Be courageous. I am with you. -Joshua 1:9″

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I like the avatar comics

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? not really an album person. I find individual songs I like and go from there

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Balto

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? what?

89: are you close to your parents? yes. I tell them everything

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. It is a city but it doesn’t feel like a city, and that’s just fine with me, since I hate cities.

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? St Paul next week, California this summer.

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? give me the cheese

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? ponytail/braid/down

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? Sadie/my Dad

95: what are your plans for this weekend? haha

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? the absolute last second

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INFP-T mediator, Capricorn, Hufflepuff

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? last summer at a retreat. yeah, I love hikes

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Priceless by For King and Country, Thrive by Casting Crowns

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Future. The past has already happened, and though something happened to me 5 years ago, I wouldn’t change it, because then I might not be the same person I am now. I want to see what I accomplish in the next 5 years.

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Can we get headcanons of everybody being a big happy family that has adopted molly. Btw I love all your works you can tell you put so much love and effort in them.

True ending to the “Everyone Adopts Molly” AU: nobody can give her up so everyone has to move in together, that’s just the only logical conclusion

Howie and his worker bees build a GIANT FREAKING HOUSE with funding from Ramsey on a piece of land that Zora bought during the gold rush

Molly gets her own room downstairs, Sylvie shares one with Gio right next door, and all the adults live upstairs in the master bedrooms

The kids are perfectly happy having the closest proximity to the kitchen and easy access to forbidden late-night snacks

Indus, Mera, and Ramsey all find good jobs when they get out of prison; Indus as a chef, Mera in building demolition, and Ramsey still works as an appraiser with the police

There’s always someone home to watch after Molly, and the house is never quiet— but that’s okay, because she can retreat to her room for some peace and nobody is allowed to bother her

Giovanni’s minions are like big cousins to Molly and come over all the time to play video games

There’s a family grocery list that’s always left on the fridge for people to add to

Giovanni is banned from adding things to the list

Zora sometimes goes hunting and brings back cows/deer/ect. and then just crosses “hamburger meat” off the list

Once a month, the entire family eats dinner together. It gets pretty wild

Almost every night, Molly gets eight goodnight kisses from all her older siblings and parents. She will never, ever be ignored again.

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hm...zora being a good mom...or at the least a good older sister(she gives off more chaotic sister vibes than mom vibes to me)

To me she’s a mix of “chaotic big sister” and “aunt who drinks too much and tells you gossip about your family” but all iterations of familial Zora are valid

“HIYA, BRAT”

-Applicable Zora dialogue to anyone in the family, regardless of age

Loudly singing country songs while drinking milk straight out of the carton

Pretending she doesn’t know how technology works just to tick off Giovanni/Sylvie/Ramsey

(She tried it on Percy once and it didn’t work because it was a social media thing which Percy actually did not understand)

Betting Sylvie $25 that he can’t climb a tree

Giving everyone in the family nicknames of varying cuteness/cruelness

#zora salazar #wine aunt salazar #<< you can check this tag for more good Zora content #requested headcanons #anon

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In the 'Everyone Adopts Molly' AU, how would everyone react to Molly just straight up going missing (her phone's even still back at home)? And how would they act after she's back home?

Percy probably freaks out the MOST, because she doesn’t believe Molly would just walk off like that, and she’s dealt with too many kidnapping cases in the past

Giovanni is second most worried, but rather than informing the police or getting backup, he just immediately runs off to search for her

Sylvie isn’t a parent but look, he wants to be an adult and he cares about Molly deeply, so he asks Percy if he can please help with the investigation so he doesn’t feel useless

Zora is like “I disappear without warning all the time :/ I don’t even have a phone :/ she’s probably just out partying or something guys chill out”

Ramsey is... half on her side, but he also realizes that it’d be very out of character for Molly to leave without telling anyone, so he’s pretty concerned too, and freaks out more the longer that she’s gone

He ends up chasing after Giovanni, to make sure Giovanni doesn’t get himself in trouble while chasing after Molly

Howie doesn’t show his distress outwardly, but inwardly he’s definitely freaking out and he asks Percy every five minutes if there’s been any progress in the investigation

It’s very tense overall and causes some friction between the adults because Molly is the only thing holding them all together and... well, if she’s gone, what do they do?!

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..zora being a mom to sylvie or molly. i need more. Your writing is very good by the way and I wish I could be anywhere at the same level.

Aww, thank you!! :’) Writing really is my only talent though, I’m not kidding when I say I’m like a D&D character with all my skill points dumped into one stat

Cowgirl mom sometimes snatches up sheep child AND bear child to get away from the chaos of the house, despite the fact that she causes roughly 80% of said chaos

Once on a winter vacation, the rest of the family was skiing and she took them to walk around the town, which had a bunch of tourist shops and stuff

Sylvie and Molly mostly talked to each other the whole time but Zora seemed strangely happy just to watch them be happy with each other

Everyone also kept mistaking her for their older sister, to which she had MANY replies

...ranging from “YEW THINK AH’D BE RELATED TO THESE BRATS? I JUST KIDNAPPED ‘EM FROM A SLAVE LABOR FARM TO BE MAH OWN SLAVE LABOR!” to “Why thank yew! Ah’m their mom, actually :)”

She does this just to see how far she can go and still make people believe her and the kids always BURST out laughing with her in the end

She really is more like the cool older cousin sometimes

Y’know how Zora got Molly onto hot sauce? She tried the same thing with Sylvester. To make a long story short it did not work at ALL

#my friend says my Epithet is Writing and honestly like..... yeah #that's it that's my One Skill #requested headcanons #answered headcanons #ashlingofficeopen #zora salazar #molly blyndeff #sylvester ashling #wine aunt salazar #cowgirl and shepard

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Hold my pinéd cone. I raise the Zora pranks people by turning them into children anon one better: Zora turns Percy, the ONE responsible adult in the house, into like a 6 year old. Chaos ensues. A lot of it. Because she's the one in charge of STOPPING chaos from ensuing. Now Molly is in charge of the one family Braincell™ for a while until Zora stops hiding and turns the cop mom back into, well, a mom.

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my GOSH

BUT, LIKE, PERCY HAS TO HAVE NO MEMORIES OF WHAT OCCURRED, SO SHE’S JUST THIS POOR CONFUSED LITTLE KID

AND THE OTHERS ARE FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BECAUSE THEY LIKE BEING CHAOTIC BUT THEY DO NOT LIKE HAVING SOMEONE TO TELL ON EACH OTHER FOR BEING CHAOTIC

And like you said, Molly would then be the closest thing to an Adult except maybe Sylvie??

And the two of them would be freaking out because their epithets can’t reverse this, and there’s only so long they can keep Giovanni from deciding to do something really, really dangerous for a vine

And, BONUS ANGST POINTS, I HC that Percy was really timid around strangers as a kid (a side-effect of not understanding social interactions), and she’d probably already be so scared from “what happened and where am I and where is my family,” that she’d try to run away

Not to mention it’s just? Really unsettling to see the one person who always seems to have it together, as this confused, vulnerable child on the verge of crying?

This could literally go so many directions, from the crack of “nobody’s around to stop the chaos of every other person” to the angst of “the family is on the verge of breaking apart and Molly/Sylvie can only play peacekeepers for so long before THEY break” to the fluff of “everyone has to drop what they’re doing to comfort tiny child Percy” and i just

anon this is sO galaxy-brained, here’s my wallet, keys, and the password to this account

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Zora teaches Molly how to shoot a gun

Already canon, this was the first thing Zora did upon adopting Molly

#submitted headcanon #zora salazar #molly blyndeff #wine aunt salazar #anon

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Zora takes the whole chaotic family to a dude ranch. Hijinks ensue

“Don’t tell me y’aint never been outside before?” “Zora, going outside is not the same as going to a dude ranch.” “I WASSN’T ASKIN’ YEW, RAT-MAN”

There’s no wifi; Giovanni is the most distressed over this at first, but by the end of the trip, Sylvie goes stir-crazy over not being able to check his work email

To pass the time, the kids— and adults— play a lot of horseshoes. Once people start using their Epithets, it actually gets pretty intense

They also go on hikes! Mera won’t stop complaining, even though Indus is carrying her, and Ramsey isn’t too fond of physical activity, but the others outnumber them, so too bad

“Yew all brought yer blasters, right?” “What? Why would we bring—” “I BROUGHT MINE!!!” “...of course Boss did...”

If Zora is involved, there will be a hunting trip (probably much to Sylvie’s dismay)

But the best part of every day is when the sun sets, and Zora builds a big bonfire and everyone sits around it to eat dinner, and Ramsey pulls out an old beat-up guitar and strums chords and teaches everyone campfire songs with questionable lyrics before they all roast marshmallows

#wow this made me emotional at the end thanks anon #epithet erased #found family #Everyone Adopts Molly: True End #anon #fluff #requested headcanons #answered headcanons #zora salazar #ramsey murdoch #giovanni potage #mera salamin #indus tarbella #wine aunt salazar

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I need mom zora. Like its take your parent to school day and zora cheated at draw straws. Or its take your child to work day and zora shows molly off to bliss ocean like "this is mine. Nobody is allowed to touch her."

THESE ARE PROBABLY CANON AND HERE ARE SOME MORE

Zora spoils Molly almost as much as Ramsey does— moreso if Percy is in the general vicinity and she explicitly wants to get her goat

Zora introduces Molly to Yoomtah and the other Bliss Ocean members as “th’ bearcub ah talked about”

Molly has her own mini poncho Zora made her, and wears it whenever the two of them do anything together. She can tell how happy it makes Zora, even if she won't say it

Even in mom mode, Zora is very encouraging of dangerous and/or potentially illegal feats. She was very proud when Molly wanted to ride the mechanical bull at the fair, and threatened the guy in charge so she could despite the fact she’s a minor

She’s also taught Molly (and the others, for that matter) a plethora of cheerful-sounding campfire songs with dark lyrics. It’s a bonding thing, y’know?

#requested headcanons #answered headcanons #anon #zora salazar #wine aunt salazar #cowgirl and a bear trap #molly blyndeff

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how would like a family photo go? Like does everyone just fight while molly is painfully trying to take the picture?

What intrigues me most about this ask is what exactly you consider a “family” photo

Clearly we’re not talking about Molly’s birth family because, one, they don’t fight, and two, they suck

But if it’s just Giovanni and Sylvie, Molly’d just have to set up a timer and get them to stop fighting for ten seconds, which she could probably manage by asking nicely

This leads me to conclude that, by “family,” we’re talking about the Everyone Adopts Molly saga family

...in which case, Ramsey is running scared from Zora in the back row, who’s trying to grab his ear while avoiding Percy, who’s trying to stop her from grabbing Ramsey’s ear, who’s now hiding behind Indus, who’s not looking at the camera because he’s talking about work with Howie, who’s leaning on Mera like she’s an armrest, who’s yelling at Howie for leaning on her and awkwardly hover-handing Sylvie, who’s still fighting with Gio.

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You know how Zora kind of smells (probably because she doesn’t like taking baths)? I can imagine in the family AU, everyone is trying to get wine aunt to take a bath and it’s like giving a stubborn cat a bath.

YES. CANON NOW

#starting your morning off with some #wine aunt salazar #zora salazar #epithet erased #anon #Everyone Adopts Molly AU

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*sobbing* *whispers* protective Zora... I just need HCs of her being protective of each individual person. Why she’s grown protective of them? And how she does it?

She’s the most openly protective of Molly— Molly is her bear cub and if you touch her it’s ON SIGHT

That being said, she’s also very proud when Molly stands up for herself and proves that she’s got claws of her own

She makes RELENTLESS fun of Sylvie, but when Gio joins in, she lowkey starts fighting with him to have Sylvie Nagging Rights

She’ll also make fun of Gio’s harmless “villain” acts but if anybody else does it, she’ll go off at them

Howie don’t need no protection; the fact she doesn’t ever assume he does is the biggest compliment she can give him (especially as he’s a mundie and Zora... y’know.)

Her threats towards Ramsey don’t stop, they’re just more empty now

Percy is very gullible, so when stuff happens like “homeless” people asking her for money, Zora just pulls out her guns and grins from at them from behind Percy like “do you really wanna be my next victim”

#requested headcanons #answered headcanons #zora salazar #cowgirl and a bear trap #cowgirl and shepard #tagging as #wine aunt salazar #rat-a-tat cat #cowboy and cop #ice-the-irken