#will you marry me event

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

[distressed-bird]

Kalina is the most interesting character to me because of all she has going on…

she is Cassandra’s familiar, she is simultaneously a pet and a friend and a servant and a family to a goddexx that is simultaneously her owner and friend and creator and parent and her god and reason to be—Kalina’s relationship to Cassandra is hard to put a name or label on (since what does being a familiar even mean?) but the bottomline is that this cat loves her deity enough to put everything and everyone on the line for her…

And adding in that she is a child of divorce. So to speak. I am extremely normal and haven’t been driven mad by the detail that baby itty bitty kitty Kalina was at Cassandra’s wedding to Ankarna and is remembered to have been toddling after her as she walked down the aisle…

Kalina will be the death of me /lh

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #kalina #oh my god and the fact Kalina was there at that wedding—there at the period of time where Ankarna was alive and still a known god and not #presumed dead… this makes the Sylvairean Heresy even WORSE of a life event for Kalina and Cassandra… #the existence of baby kalina implies that Cassandra *raised* Kalina… and the fact they were married means that Kalina wouldn’t have been #raised by only Cassandra but *also* Ankarna. #you are Kalina and one of your parents just was killed by your uncle—their domains were too alike—and you can never talk about them again. #you can never speak their name—share in their memory—the only place they exist is quietly in your memories that must go unspoken due to #Oblivata Mori. And there’s nothing you can do about it… #And then the followers and clerics of your remaining parent start trying to kill her—being mislead by the followers of your goddexx’ sister #Cassandra is the only family Kalina has left—and Kalina’s sentience leds me to think she agreed to become a Curse #kalina let herself be unmade and changed to keep Cassandra alive… and even as the shell of herself—a familiar once but now a living plague— #is so deeply loyal and only interested in what is to the benefit of her *everything*… even if they are currently a Walking Corpse. #Kalina dislike Kristen so much because Kristen is just not being a good cleric and is in the precarious spot of being Cassandra’s only #follower… but ultimately won’t harm or attack Kristen—killing herself first—because Kristen is the only one keeping Cassandra uncorrupted. #yeah im crazy about the relationship and history between a cat familiar and her witch goddess and the layers of their relationship

[iwasbored777]

I want Gwiles to be canon not cuz I ship them with my heart and soul but bc the ships I root for NEVER end happily. Just let me have this one thing.

#don't even get me started on superhero ships #the only two i ever loved before gwiles were starmora and whatever the ship name for andrew's spidey and emma's gwen were #and remember how both of those ended #usually a woman breaks her neck in superhero relationships #they didn't have gwen tell miles that she might die if they become a couple for nothing #but they can be happy please the writers you spent two fucking movies setting them up don't just quit now when you're so close #they deserve to get married in another dimension and have two kids charlotte and max #it's canon event #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #gwiles #gwen stacy #miles morales #spiderverse #spider man beyond the spider verse #beyond the spiderverse

[theroyalsandi]

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#I'm getting married in 9 days #and I thought that's the only exciting event that will happen in january #then BAM daisy drop the bomb #she never fails me when it comes to surprises #i love you so much daisy *tight hug*

[zeravmeta]

absolutely fully respect the pokemon masters canon of cyrus literally held at the ear for his redemption in the sense that he feasibly can just enact his world reset plan but because hes on Friendship Therapy The Island he is pouting in a sunchair with a drinkable coconut in hand and all his former enemies are happy to see him and he Can't get mad about it because that would obviously mean giving into his human spirit and thats bad and he'll be damned if he lets those kids see him like this. all while hes goth married to cynthia (begrudgingly (mutual)) and the only friends he as a 28 year old has are either literal ten year olds that he is smug about looking cool to, his cult army of idiot followers that he acts like a nanny to, or the italian mafia boss (and the italian mafia boss' gang of other bosses) he maybe had a fling with once?

all that said. i still utterly adore platinum/generations cyrus where he was so mad about being able to be mad that hes still malding in the distortion realm and he hasn't left since. literally everything is pushing him to a redemption arc right at the very end but LIKE HELL will he ever admit that maaaaaybe the wider concept of human emotions weren't the problem and he just needs some normal ass therapy. giratina likes its new roommate though! way nicer than the other blond arceus guy who screamed at him and called him a coward :(. his skeleton is in the corner though cyrus so dont worry about tripping on it. if platinum ever gets a proper remake cyrus will be one of the villa npcs and he will literally just mope around in akaris house. someone give this man a job he has 15 phds and gifted kid burnout syndrome.

#zerav meme #pokemon #cyrus #i still think abt the cyrus/cynthia team battle quotes. the most divorced married couple ever #cyrus is literally so funny. 'why cant i destroy the world!?' 'because there is one little boy who wants to be your friend' '...Fuck' #also its adorable how like. in his event w/darkrai he acts So Smug to the trainer about being out past your curfew #'its ok you dont have to justify it to me. its cool to stay up past 10pm'

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought #'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married' #easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule #also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now #through the power of the bit Anything is possible #and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk #it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking' #barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly #they make it an Event #sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible #julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there #as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes #GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT #laughingstock #wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON #i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces! #theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh #i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple #howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it #now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire! #which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop.... #i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill #i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts

[gnomeboops]

me (starkid fan) 🤝 my sister (henry danger fan)

joey richter from MY SHOWS is in HER shows as well??

#the climate of attitudes towards joey richter in my household is very very funny #because my sister didn't know his name #so i went to see him and darren and lauren in the palladium and i didn't bother saying who they were because i know she doesn't know them #or i thought i knew anyway #and then at some point she was watching henry danger and i just had to point him out and go Hey i've seen him live #i pulled up the photos and everything it was a bit of a shock moment #well not for me i knew this since my starkid discovery because i thoroughly went through everyone's imdb pages #but she certainly didn't #my mum calls him 'that moustachey bloke' since she forgot his name after the concert #bless her she had to put up with me going absolutely insane with basically no prior knowledge of these people #she googled them all and went 'you know lauren lopez and that moustachey bloke are married?' as if that wasnt the first wedding in the worl #but yeah everyone in my family has a wildly different perspective on joey richter specifically and i find it absolutely hilarious #starkid #henry danger #in a shocking turn of events tumblr user gnomeantics has shared a large amount of useless anecdotes in the tags #gnomeantics original 🌟

[rakiah]

Of course some Elephant Legacy whatever will come from me. I only use the food they generously gave to us 👏✨

#twisted wonderland #leovil #tamashina mina event #sketch #Hot springs are the best way to heal injured ankle #trust me #also bless this event #now it’s official #they’re married. #You can’t change my mind

[randombook4idk]

people would argue, which fitted the description of the girl Kushina wanted Naruto to mary - Sakura or Hinata, but then ignore Gaara, who's he's literaly here, people.

#naruto: mom told me to marry someone like her. where will i find a person like that :( #gaara: *has red hair* *blue eyes* *has jinchiruki* *disliked naruto at the start but grew fond of him after a specific event* #*is a president of his own country* #gaara: *through clenched teeth* haha yes where would you find one #narugaa #gaanaru #naruto x gaara #gaara x naruto

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: Well, has Leonardo been wrong before?

Comte: How wide are we willing to open this up?

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp mc #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #listen ik this isnt the first time ive joked abt it but man #i will never get over the way leonardo and comte are just waiting to roast each other at all times #like when mc's married to leonardo i can only imagine #that at every single opportunity leonardo's away for a minute comte's like #'hey mc wanna hear smth embarassing abt leonardo' #and bc mc is an icon she's like 'lay it on me' #leonardo is like 'please all i have is my man pride' #and mc and comte are in the bg in sunglasses like 'all you HAD was ur man pride. capisce?' #'sayonara little lion man' #petition to get comte proper credit for being the funniest brother(?)in law imaginable #i still laugh abt that event where leonardo is like BICC. THAT WAS MY PRIVATE BUSINESS. #and comtes like 'lmfao 😎 was*' #oh to be a man so disheartened by a world comprised of mortal life and paint a purposefully ephemeral work of art #source: incorrect quote generator

[kxllerblond]

OPEN.

❝ Boundaries...❞ he said again, turning now-—his chosen cufflinks still gathered in his hand. His expression was expectant, then slightly confused. ❝ You know...? What you discuss to during the planning conversation? The conversation you have before you go live with any sort of covert operation we need to be on the same page about? You didn't think we would just wing it...did you? ❞

His brows knit as he slowly began to pin his cufflinks in place, all the while squinting at his partner for the evening. ❝ You have done this sort of thing before, right? ❞

#(;ic) #(;open) #me making a thread open that has potential for a multi note lifespan??? say it aint so #if i get multiple snags ill prob move it to a new post jsyk. if you wanna reply in a new thread that works too #left lots of shit vague you can fill in if you want. was this clark's idea or your muse's?? #are they fake dating or fake engaged or fake married?? #is it for a formal event or a party or some mission or whateverrr

[deus-ex-mona]

#ngl im just thinking about what a possible honeypre event could be like with meoto as the event song #tbh i wouldn’t put it past honeypre to literally marry them off in such a hypothetical event story bc you just *know* they would #they managed to cook up one of the fruitiest event stories (honeymoon event) with an absolutely nothing mv ([redacted] anime op) #so imagine what they could’ve done with an mv of lxl as an actual couple lmao #honeypre come back im still w a i t i n g for that megu event story #m a n i miss this dumb game it’s the easiest mobile rhythm game to pfc on #plus the guerilla lives were funny. esp minami’s horrible dances #i still think about his hipthrusts every day… #ahhhhhhh i really should go to sleep i think ive polluted the dash enough for one night #i hope i don’t oversleep in the morning save me love chuchu #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[sailforvalinor]

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#well. I did it. talked to The Boy. it went fine he took it just fine and we intend to stay friends and keep in touch #I just feel so awful about it you know? like I know I’m not but what if I made a mistake??? I can’t help wondering if that was my only shot #you know?? but I refuse to date him just because I want a boyfriend. that’s cruel. I just wanna get married and have kids and have a house #and a life of my own you know? like as much as I am a reclusive introvert I don’t want to do life on my own. #currently having to fight this voice in my head that’s wondering how likely I am to find anyone again who’s willing to put up with me #anyway. well. that’s an eventful chapter of my life closed

[formulaonedirection]

Two affectionate dorks 

Dando Parallels 5/?

#daniel ricciardo #lando norris #*dando #this goes out to my crush hehe #won't say her name #[parks and recs voice] we're literally married #lando reaching out to hug daniel after monza is so important to me you guys don't understand #THE TRAJECTORY #it was a seismic event #Lando OPENED HIS ARMS OUT and THEY HUGGED and it CHANGED THE WORLD #i was nothing and nobody before the dando hug. i didn't exist. it literally gave birth to me #nadia's things #dando parallels

[duckydrawsart]

I’m playing Stardew Valley for the first time. Who would you say is a good starter bachelor?

Harvey and Shane are my favorites :) Elliott isn't as charming imo but his romance is also sweet.

Admittedly Sebastian, Alex and Sam act too much like teenagers so I never romance them lol but Sebastian is a popular favorite for those into the younger bachelors!

#slightly irrelevant but this ask just reminded me #in one of my playthroughs I was married to Shane and pregnant but for some reason I still got the heart event where you kiss Harvey #now I can't listen to 'Bad Idea' from the Waitress musical without thinking of this lolol #anyways yeah I can only really speak for Shane and Harvey. I don't remember even finishing my playthroughs with the other bachelors

[whenthegoldrays]

I honestly believe that every real-life love story, no matter how mundane or drama-free or "boring", is beautiful

#like a couple years ago a friend of mine told me about how she met her husband #and it was the most straightforward ordinary thing #they met at a three-day weekend event and liked each other #and on the last day of the event he went up and asked her to dinner with a few other friends #and at the dinner he sought her out specifically and made sure to show his interest #and the rest is history! they've been married over 20 years and are such a sweet couple #and then there's my parents who had been dating a while and started talking about marriage #and one day they were riding the bus together and my mom was like “yk we've been talking marriage and you haven't actually proposed to me” #and he went “well we can fix that. will you marry me?” #and she said yes and that was the proposal! #and I honestly tear up a little whenever I tell the story because it's just! it's CUTE! #all true love stories are beautiful I stand by this #elly's posts