Badwards and cookies and unicorns, oh my! This week, V and Emily head to Forks and dive off the cliff into the world of Twihards, Twank, and one very special gazebo as they look at the first Twilight superfic and, arguably, the one with the biggest impact on the fandom: Wide Awake by angstgoddess003. Is this fic the reason that 50 Shades of Grey exists? Kind of. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely. But did V gobble up every cookie-themed chapter? Hell yeah! Learn about a Cassandra Clare-level wank with us and -- unlike the Cullen vamps -- burst into flames of rage at E.L. James' grossness. Were you a Twihard (or perhaps a Twimom)? Do you suffer from insomnia that can only be cured by the beautiful bad boy next door??
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Donnie always needed something to wake up all day and all night despite feeling super tired all the time. He has his own coffee maker, but the problem is, no coffee. Instead, he tries some of Leo's caffeine tea. Sadly though, it didn't help much. Sometimes Donnie would sleep on top of his keyboard and suddenly something random pops up from his computer screen like Bill nye the science guy, a British cooking show, or hell. Even his favorite Hentai videos he keeps in his folders....with the volume all the way up. Poor Donnie couldn't catch a break from all the science stuff. That is until you came into his life. Donnie loved everything about you. You were full of energy and curious about everything he does. You and Donnie have been dating for over 2 years now, and one day, you then notice he starts to feel exhausted. Eyes red like peppers, and noticeable eye bags underneath. "Donnie. Sweet pea. You look awful. You forgot to sleep again?" Donnie gives a small nod with a tired smile. You then decided to give him something. so you take him to bed to let him rest, and you headed back out to go get some starbucks. By the time you got back, you softly woke Donnie up. He sat up yawning happy to see you. He then noticed you got the Starbucks drinks with you. "What's that?" He examines it and spoke scientifically. " looks like a specific type of liquid that keeps a person up all day filled with sugar, caffeine, isn't it?" You giggled and nodded "it's called coffee silly." You give him his Venti sized drink "it's a vanilla latte, with two extra pumps of vanilla, 4 creams, 4 sugar, and three shots of espresso. It should help you get the boost you need." Donnie examines it more, and decides to give it a try. He was hesitant at first, but after taking that first sip, he was wide eyed, and was instantly hooked. "Mmm! This is amazing! Where did you get this beverage?" His energy suddenly boosted up making you realize that he was actually a light coffee drinker, which basically means that he can actually be wide awake within less than 10 seconds. You were surprised and spoke. "Oh! It's from starbucks." Donnie then asked you what else they had. You then explain that there was more than just coffee there. There was Frappuccinos, teas, refreshers, baked goods, and paninis and breakfast sandwiches. Donnie suddenly kissed you and was happy you gave him something to give him the energy that he actually needed. Despite that, now more than ever, every single day, he would always ask you to go to Starbucks to get him more of that delicious coffee that you would always give him. In about a couple weeks later, he would then ask you to bring in a frappuccino. And when he found out about the secret menu options that they have, he would call you and request you to give him one of those with a screenshot of the recipe that he ends up sending you of course. You couldn't help but smile at your Terrapin boyfriend that the fact that he now loves Starbucks. And he knows that since you work every single day and get paid every friday, he would always beg and beg you to bring in Starbucks. And since you knew that he has a coffee maker, you went to the store and ended up buying him some actual Starbucks Coffee bags. so that way he can make his own coffee. Thankfully you managed to solve what he needed. And as for his brothers however, you can tell he does not want to share the Starbucks with them at all.