#why’s he so hot

[buttercups-arent-real]

I like to have my backgrounds “themed”, so like matching colors or aesthetics, and of course it’s all Levi right now. While I LOVE these photos, I can help but feel slightly annoyed over the fact he isn’t holding his cup like he does 🥲

#hehehehe #levi ackerman #levi x reader #Levi backgrounds #why’s he so hot #how did he get beefier in the second pick #THE BLACK CRAVAT IS DOING IT FOR ME

[astraykiel]

Snowed In❄️

🌨️Week 2, Yukimatsu | how dare Shugo look this good just chilling in the onsen(๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

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#he almost look *too* good #why’s he so hot #why’d i make such a hot sim #❤️ #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 community #ts4 screenshots #ts4 screenies #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 gameplay #ts4 story #sims 4 story #sims 4 edit #ts4 edit #in Love and Friendship #Alyssa Winkler* #Hinari Nomura* #Shugo Nomura*

[loveyourownsmiilee]

WHAT A BABE 😍😍😍

#oliver stark #evan buckley #my precious blue eyed boy #his fucking scruff and hairrr #why’s he so hot #armmmm #this is an oliver thirst blog #911 cast

[sunshinesteviee]

I just started watching Ted Lasso (yeah I’m late to it sue me) and all I have to say is

Jason Sudeikis the man that you are ,,,

#HOO BOY #why’s he so hot #ted lasso

[gojoest]

HIS ENTRANCE KSWJJSHAGAHS

#ai’s watching jjk s2 #it’s like he accidentally entered the ladies room #OH GOMEN #why’s he so hot #i’m literally dead ksjsjska

[humanrinds]

#why’s he so hot #🥵 #🥰 #corey taylor #slipknot

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[bxnnie-bxwl]

had the potenial idea for evil!bonnie au that helpi (not evil) acompanies the rebel gang but is of course very by the book and is a bit against evil!bonnie just walking around freely and destroying things JHSDFGD

#he might become real....i will think about it #also freddy is not so innocent himself..being an arsonist so hes doesnt see much wrong in what bonnie is doing #and freddy is also 'is evil why hot' #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock bonnie #evil!bonnie #fnaf au #glamrock fronnie #glamrock freddy #fnaf helpy #fnaf helpi

[whoisspence]

hair is hairing

#why is he so hot #i have no words #i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #hair is hairing #spencer reid #doctor spencer reid #criminal minds #whoisspence

[stelleduarte]

hear me out... snow lands on top of me

#coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus snow #coriolanus x lucy gray #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #coriolanus #hes so babygirl #trynaforgethekilledfinnick #if villain bad why hot #coriolanus x you #snow lands on top

[0anonnymouslyours0]

coriolanus snow +18 (firstly why is 'anus' so overly pronounced)

"corio.." a whimper escapes your lips, swiftly covered by snows hand.

"keep quiet." he says firmly.

"fuck i-"

your struggling, squirming under his grasp. pressed up against the wall, his hand under your red academy skirt, and the other clasped over your mouth. his breath is hot next to your ear, whispering to you.

"looked so good, couldn't resist you baby."

his fingers rub along your clit, collecting your slick, in a way that makes you throw your head against the wall, and your eyes roll. everything about him is perfected, even the way he fucks you.

his lips are on your neck, sucking harshly, leaving marks similar to the shade of your uniform. the way he touches you is possessive, because coriolanus likes to think of you as one of his possessions, something he can control.

caging you against the wall, you can feel the pressure of his cock against your thigh, begging to be touched. you'll return the favour later.

you're a few heated breaths away from cumming, thighs shaking and weak.

"snow-" you muffle through his hand.

his hand comes down under your ass, holding you up against the wall and him. your unravelling right under him.

"can feel you getting close, sweetheart."

his removes his hand, kissing you desperately as you reach your high. his hand reaches his mouth, sucking his finger, as you stare wide-eyed.

#snow lands on top (of me!) #not kidding ik hes like a bad guy but whys he so hot! #like why make him hot :( #like i actually NEED him #oneshot #smut #fluff #female reader #masterlist #coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow smut #snow smut #coriolanus smut #coriolanus x reader smut #coriolanus snow x reader smut #coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus x you #coriolanus snow fanfiction #snow lands on top

[leafn0t]

I put gortash where he truly belongs

#lord enver gortash #enver gortash #bg3 gortash #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #this looks so bad but i had to do this #it was important to me #also why are there no good pictures of hot topic anywhere!?!? #you can barely see him he truly is one with hot topic

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

#star wars #paz vizsla #paz viszla #the mandalorian incorrect quotes #the mandolarian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #big blue #this man has so much hate #I swear I heard Din roll his fucking eyes #why did it sound metal #like how did he SOUND annoyed when he didn’t speak yet #you can���t convince me that they didn’t kick the shit out of each other as kids #why is this man so large #as big as a mythosaur #the mandalorian #he’s so fucking hot #big blue bastard