#why the hell are people friends with me

[dear-ao3]

my brain chemistry changed the day i discovered that there is a very specific brand of white girl who says that she hates All Men but is embarrassed to admit that she still is attracted to men (cause apparently that is bad) so she says that she is bisexual but exclusively dates guys who are not white (cause this makes her better. somehow.) and treats them horribly.

#not a tag #from saph #before any of you attack me i was literally friends with Several of these people and it was hell #usually i couldnt care less about peoples preferences #but like. this is bad. why dont people understand how bad this is.

[ask-the-invincible-crew]

Snitches get stitches, Burt.

#Markiplier #iswm #in space with markiplier #Gunther #celci #burt #Gunther b gunnerson #Celci f kelvina #Engineer mark #main #ask-the-invincible-crew #Scheeze art #YES I AM STILL ALIVE FEBRUARY and MARCH WAS ONE HELL OF AN EMOTIONAL RIDE #AND PEOPLE are still sending in asks oh god bless you all i swear i read every single one of your asks #and some asks make me laugh like crazy so im going to eventually get to them after i finish applications and stuff #thanks for bearing with me! #also my favourite panel out of this whole thing is just burt's face LMAOOO #IM SO EXCITED FOR MY PLANS IN APRIL YOU HAVE NO IDEA #while i was drawing burt i showed my friend and she was like 'WHY IS LUIGI GETTING CHOKED TO DEATH' #IM SOBBING

[marypsue]

If you're going to reblog my (admittedly very ADHD) post about, to borrow someone else's excellent summation, bees in the brain, to say 'OP check your medications', have you considered:

not doing that

#listen. you may think you're being helpful. #can you just. please. for five seconds. consider the words you say to other human beings. thank you. #anyway I block people who smugly diagnose me on that post because #it's not somehow fine and not rude as hell to tell someone they have a mental illness based on one paragraph they wrote #just because the mental illness is ~fun and ~relatable #you don't know me and you are DEFINITELY not medically trained keep your fucking opinions to yourself #(note: this does not go for 'this can be a symptom of ADHD'/'I experienced this and then I got diagnosed'/'OP have you looked into' #just the smug 'yeah it's the ADHD' #why don't you fuck off into the nearest pond with that) #(real alive people on the internet are not fictional characters for you to project onto and headcanon about) #(and we are not friends for me to take this as a fun jokey thing. you are a stranger. and you are being INEXPRESSIBLY rude.)

[sonknuxadow]

please tell me people are joking when they say sonic prime is queerbaiting with sonic and shadow. that is not whats going on here please be serious you guys just see sonic and shadow interact in any way and become unable to turn your shipping brains off

#and even if it is a joke its still kinda annoying because people get the definition wrong all the time and this sort of thing isnt helping #queerbaiting is when they On Purpose hint at characters being gay just to appeal to gay viewers with no intention of making it official #NOT ''these characters read as gay to me but thats not what the writers were actually going for'' #NOT ''my favorite ship didnt become canon'' #(whatever happened to just liking a ship without expecting for it to become canon anyway) #you can think sonic and shadow are gay if you want to i literally do not care #unlike most other sonic and shadow interactions i can definitely see why people think some of their scenes in sonic prime are gay #but i highly doubt the writers were intentionally trying to hint that theyre in love like . come on. #nothing they do is inherently romantic whatsoever some of the sonic and shadow moments that get labelled as gay #are things sonic does with his other friends too and people dont freak out nearly as much in those cases #why is it always the so/nadow obsessed people who are annoying about this stuff #like sonic and knuckles are gay as hell but i never see people accuse sega of queerbaiting with them

[bitegore]

When i say i want to hang out with weirdos I do not mean "I want to hang with gay people and that's my marker for whether or not someone is weird." I'm not saying "weird" and meaning "vaguely aro" or "polyam" or "nonbinary" or whatever. Those are not personality traits. They tell you nothing about what that person is like. If i say I need more weird people in my social circle I'm talking about people who are weird. People who aren't like, going with the grain of any community based on literally anything. I have standards for this. I'm looking for like. People who won't blink if I say i only ever enter my house through the window or when I talk about drinking gasoline and then do it and they see I'm not joking, or people who won't think anything huge of me cracking the top of an eggshell and drinking the whole thing from the top in one mouthful. Or if they do, they do enough same-vein shit that it doesn't faze them. These are not really the same as being part of a very broad group of people who happen to have an exogender or whatever. I have met some incredibly normal (derogatory) trans people and gay people and aro people and nonbinary people. When i say weird I mean weird.

#saw a really annoying post. #red rambles #im being so brave by only saying this #like. why are you convinced exclusionists are the ones who want their circle to be more interesting and permissive 1. 2 no the fuck i dont #mean 'i want to know more aros' when i say 'i want more weird as hell friends' that means nothing! thats like saying i want more friends #that eat chocolate. thats not a fucking personality trait #weird is a trait about a personality! weird is a thing about THE PERSONALITY of the person ARO is a ROMANTIC ORIENTATION #im not befriending people on basis of their fucking genders do i look that boring to you????? #fuck of. #-3x0 #-3x5 #if you think i'm weird because i'm transgender rather than weird because I'm weird and transgender because i'm transgender then like you've #genuinely lost the plot. 80% of the things i do are much weirder than wanting a different appearance and none of them have almost anything #to do with me being any kind of queer except the non-loaded dictionary kind #my gender situation and shit is probably more normal than the rest of my life by far #i dont even disagree with the idea that you have to be more broadly accepting of people if you wanna share space with people like me but for #the love of god. i would rather hang out with a cis straight avowed furry than a nonbinary xe/xem user who thinks that anyone who dresses #differently from the Fashionable Standard or doesn't listen to the same music as them is somehow Transgeessing and Being Soooooooo Annoying #^not a hypothetical

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[puzzled-zebra]

Since Hazbin Hotel has been released (I’m late to the party), I would like to bring it to all the 90s kids attention that Vox is just Face from Nick Jr. that died and went to hell.

The knowledge that Vox’s entire public image could be ruined with a Blue’s Clues VCR will never escape my conscious thought when I see the TV man.

#I cannot look at this man and take him seriously ever. #I just see my childhood in-between cartoon episodes character announcer #He was literally a face on the screen and he was my friend who let me know Blue’s Clues was coming up next #I cried when he disappeared #To now know that he died and apparently went to hell is equal parts hilarious and concerning #Face WHAT DID YOU DO?! #Why do all my favorite childhood famous people end up having these horrible truths come out about them #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox

[cowboy-robooty]

dude can you please do a face reveal i need to see what you look like. or draw yourself. im so curious im sorry ok bye have a good day

yes i do look like the most sterotypical asian man imaginable. yes i am a biology major. yes i use reddit. yes im an incel. yes my favorite subjects are math and biology. yes i wore polo shirts through all of middle school. yes i am blind without my glasses. yes the lenses are so fucking thick they stick out of the frames. yes i have racist huge front buck-teeth. yes i am abnormally short. yes im a shitty driver. dont ask me about my penis.

#i put two vers bc i have a half failed stache going on #but like people either notice it immediately or dont at all until someone says something then they cant unsee it #im a late bloomer and its been getting thicker recently but not enough to shave yk? #also started developing a hint of a master shifu thang under my lip but a tiny hint nothin special yet #i have eternal asian youth btw okay know that as a highschool senior in my mixed classes some thought i was a middle schooler #bc my highschool was mixed with middleschoolers #when i go to restaurants outside the asian community i get handed the kids menu sometimes #wieners friends saw a photo of me hanging with him 2 months ago and asked why he was hanging with an 11 year old #everytime i tell people my age theyre surprised its hell on fucking earf #dont even get me started on what happened in barnes n noble when i was buying my chinese yaoi (shoutout to those who remember when dat) #ask #also i am 4'11 and that is normal for my family my mom n dad are like 5'1 n 5'2

[onepiece-polls]

I love your polls and it’s great you try to be on both sides to give fair chance to everyone, but the way you talked about shanks/buggy is crazy They’re fine together but in canon they’re brothers and your shipping googles got so tight you actually sounded like you could believe they’re anywhere close to canon which is u know stupid af

lmao, okay, this came out of nowhere 😂 Like... I talked about that months ago. But okay.

Anyway, Shuggy is canon. They're making out behind you right now.

#Anon please 😂 #Calling me stupid because you think I think shuggy is canon #but all the while claiming that the fact that they are brothers IS canon #My dear... neither are canon. It's all in our heads. #as far as I know only the marines said Shanks used to see Buggy as a brother #and what the hell do they know about the relationship between two pirates? #sounds like historians talking about queer relationships by saying 'they were REALLY good friends' #And... I don't usually talk about my ships on this blog but that was for the shipping war #shipping goggles was what the tournament was ABOUT... #But come closer... come look at my main blog... #I assure you you can only enter that blog with shipping goggles on 😂 #This is all meant jokingly from my side of course #I don't see any ship but the confirmed ones as canon #even though some might be canon TO ME but that's something else entirely #Why not... you know... let people ship what they want to ship however much they want to ship it? #Do you see me taking offense to people who don't want to ship something? #No everyone is free to see relationships as platonically - even if they're canon confirmed to be married #I just take offense to people calling other people stupid because they don't agree with them on fandom things #Especially when they're claiming THEIR headcanons are actually canon #Honestly imo anyone talking about 'shipping goggles' is just trying to make people who enjoy shipping feel inferior #I'm sorry you can't believe we're all equals no matter what we ship or don't ship #anon #ask #not a poll #I hope you all get that this is not an invitation for you all to send me more messages about this #I don't want to start a discussion #I just want you all to respect each other

[larkoneironaut]

A post has been going around, encouraging everyone to make fanart of fics, like... When you intend to share it somehow, ASK the author before just posting. A lot of authors are NOT okay with that (me included) because of multiple reasons & boundaries, respect that pls

#art #fanart #fanfics #like i experienced someone portraying a beloved OC of a friend so wrong and NAKED #they were so triggered by that it was so bad and harmful to them #I also have lots of boundaries and stuff that triggers me so thats why i make my own fanart of my fics #and i dont want people to post theirs #i mean i cant control what they do at home for fun but its about posting without asking #its the worst #people think you should be happy about fanart just because they would be #hell no

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Oh jesus wait! Only now that something might finally be starting with Carol and Daryl did I suddenly think.. what if Daryl was aroace tho. and now I'm just-

#I'm sorry but why did this massive big-brain thought come to me NOW. #after I've been holding out for Caryl #and now that it seems to be actually becoming a thing finally #BECAUSE LISTEN #It was always just one-sided joke flirting from Carol #and he'd always respond with a 'lol. stop.' They're clearly best friends I mean they used that exact phrasing themselves. #but I was taking that as 'for now..' #and look Daryl is the only adult main character who don't be fuckin. At any point ever. #but yknow what! either way this turns out I'm happy #Besties? hell yeah. Dating? hell yeah. #*I'm* aroace. the hell is the matter with me what was I thinking- #twd liveblog #the walking dead #the walking dead spoilers #their friendship bracelet scene got to me ok. #look I know this'll never be anything but a headcanon because. c'mon. like this show would even acknowlege aroace people. #let alone for the leading man #but if he and Carol don't end up together that's my hc and I'm sticking to it

[lovepotionnumber5]

had myself an ugly time rereading some good ol' 80s comics, which feature imho some of the most devastating pages in dc comics history. tl;dr, its after '85 crisis, meaning kara has died (dick giorlando you live up to your name) and has also been pretty much wiped from existence in very comics fashion. she doesn't appear in continuity from '85 crisis until 2001, i dont think--with one exception. christmas with the super-heros #2 (1989). my babygirl.

its not super complicated--each hero gets their own little story on how they spend their holiday, helping others (superman), feeling sad about robin (batman), let some rich guy pretend to be santa (hal and barry), and deadman possess a repo man to make him give money to the people he's hurt. he also sends some wine and presents to his old friends.

and he's lonely. no one can see him. what's the point? is misery the reward for his acts of good?

and if they were going to do crisis.......

why the FUCK didnt they at least give us something like this.

#god im back in a comics kick rn #you can ignore this but like #fucking hell man #can you imagine? #a kara who agrees to be wiped from memory...if it means saving everyone #maybe it wont fix everything--maybe lex is still out there and a homicidal xenophone #maybe her friends lives are duller #maybe in essence she goes the way of her people #maybe kal only ever learns of their culture through holograms #but the world is saved. they might not know her but theyre safe #i also rewatched no way home not too long ago and that got me thinking general amnesia as well but like. oof #these two pages just make me FERAL like...two dead people talking to each other. was it fair? no. dying isn't usually fair #just...kara as a guardian angel. kara reminding people why theyre heroes when they cant remember (when they cant remember her) #something about it man....love it or hate it crisis 85 was ambitious and iconic and if youre going to toss around its name... #you better come to fucking play #as usual the cw showed up and shot a baby in face and then said my work here is done and vanished #ugh. back to your scheduled programming

[cillyscribbles]

i love you broken speech i love you heavy accents i love you regional dialects i love you pidgins i love you sociolinguistics i love you beginner speakers i love you interjections i love you language

#learning language is genuinely such a magical thing #(ie absolute hell while you're doing it but god it feels so GOOD afterwards) #kinda like art. guess that's why i like it haha #cilly.txt #i'm just. man! thinking today #thinking about how my friends keep enduring me rambling on and on about lithuanian registers near daily because i find them so fascinating #thinking about how i sometimes say a phrase i translated in my head and get a weird look because it's not a thing in english #thinking about how nice it is to be taught by people who can tell just how GARBAGE you are right now but theyre genuinely thrilled #that youre trying and making an effort #thinking about how my teacher fr just told me to stick my tongue out so i could pronounce the danish 'dd' easier #thinking about how some kids had to spell out their names 3 times to me in lithuanian sign language because it was my first time there #but god were they thrilled when i finally got it #man #humans #learning #it's all so incredible isn't it #just #what an experience my god

[byanyan]

thinking about how one of byan's nicknames was originally supposed to be yanyan, hence the url byanyan, but it never caught on/stuck bc it was supposed to be specific to only certain people... so it just hasn't been a thing for three whole years but i haven't had the energy to come up with a new url

#tbh I think they'd still love having it as a nickname bc it's very cutesy but again. only from certain people #they used to be like. a little more 'kawaii' focused than they are now #like they still ARE but they've leaned more punky than I originally intended #so now they're punk kawaii egirl where they used to be strictly kawaii #idk maybe I'll implement it into their history like I did the strictly cute all girly fashion #maybe between the ages of like 13-15ish they tried to make yanyan work while they were dressing entirely femme #but they didn't really have any friends - or at least none that lasted - so it just didn't last like they wanted 🤔 #idk I'm in a weird place tonight so I'm thinking about oddly specific things lmao #honestly I think part of why the nickname didn't catch was bc I had a HELL of a time getting new mutuals that first year/year and a half #so there wasn't a whole lot of variety in people I was interacting with/muses byan was becoming friendly with? #they def haven't had enough friends who are as into cute things as they are 😔 #but also byan is in itself a nickname so a nickname FROM a nickname is sorta weird too ig?? #ahdgksg ignore me ignore me I'm a little unsober so I'm just rambling lmf #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.