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chrissturnioloshoe · 3 months
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Parents for the day - M.S
Fluff - Y/n and Matt take care of Y/n’s niece for the day for a YouTube video and become parents for the day to see who would be the better parent.
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My boyfriend, Matt, and I have decided to take care of my two year old niece for the day for a YouTube video to see what it would be like to be parents for the day. We have no interest in becoming parents any time soon but we thought it would be funny to see what we would be like at parents.
“Hey guys welcome back to my channel, today Matt and I are becoming parents for the day” I say to the camera as Matt sits besides me, my niece climbing all over him already taking a liking to him. “So this is my niece Sofia, and we’re going to be looking after her for the day to see who would be the better parent and as you can see she doesn’t really have any interest in me at all even though I’m literally her auntie” I chuckle as I watch Sofia giggle at Matt pulling funny faces at her.
“I guess she just likes me more than you Y/n” Matt chuckles making me roll my eyes playfully.
“Yeah whatever we’ll see about that” I say as I play with Sofia’s curly hair. “Okay guys so we’re gonna take Sofia to the mall but first we need to actually figure out how to get her in the car seat”
The three of us walk to Matt’s car, Matt holds Sofia in his arms as she clings onto him. Every time I try to speak to her she just looks at Matt and completely ignores me, making Matt laugh smugly.
“Sofia I was literally there when you were born I can’t believe you’re doing this to me, us girls are supposed to stick together” I say jokingly as Matt tries to fasten her into her car seat.
“How the fuck am I supposed to do this shit?” Matt says as he fiddles with Sofia’s seatbelt.
“Don’t swear in front of the child Matt” I laugh as I playfully hit his arm.
“What? It’s not like she’s going to copy me Y/n” Matt replies while still trying to fasten the seatbelt. Sofia giggles as she watches us both struggle to fasten her seatbelt. “Shit, why is this so fucking difficult?”
“Shit” Sofia giggles in her cute little baby voice, making Matt and I look at each other with wide eyes.
“Matt I told you” I say trying my hardest not to laugh. “Sofia you can’t say that, that’s a bad word Matt was being very naughty by saying that” I say as I playfully hit Matt who is dying of laughter.
“Shit, shit, shit” Sofia giggles repeatedly, making me gasp in shock and Matt to continue laughing.
“Matt look what you’ve done” I say. “My brother is going to kill me if I send his daughter back to him swearing” I giggle, trying my best to stay serious.
“It’s fine let’s just figure out how to fasten this car seat and we’ll just have to try bribe her with candy” Matt chuckles while making funny faces to Sofia, making her giggle.
“Oh yeah that sounds like a great idea Matt, swearing and a sugar rush. Absolutely fantastic” I say sarcastically as Matt playfully rolls his eyes.
We eventually figure out how to fasten the seatbelt and we begin to drive to the mall. I sit in the back with Sofia as Matt drives. I eventually got her to stop swearing and instead she’s now just repeatedly saying Matts name.
“Matt!” Sofia shouts as she points to him as he drives. I giggle as I watch her obsess over him, it’s literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
We eventually get to the mall and head inside, Matt and I hold Sofia’s hands as she walks in between us, her babbling making us giggle.
“I wonder what she’s saying?” I say as I look at Matt.
“I love Matt” Matt chuckles as he listens carefully to what Sofia was babbling on about. I roll my eyes at him and carry on walking.
“She definitely did not say that Matt” I say.
“Yeah well she’s thinking it” He chuckles making me roll my eyes once again as I let out a little laugh.
We walk into Claire’s and Sofia’s eyes immediately dart to the all the lovely pink kid jewellery which was placed out on a rack carefully. She immediately let go of our hands and ran towards it. She didn’t hesitate to pick each piece of jewellery up and throw it everywhere making Matt and I run after her to stop her.
“Sofia stop” I say as I pick up every thing she threw and try out it back nicely while Matt chased after her in the store.
“Sofia come back” I hear Matt say as he followed her through the store. I mouth a quick “sorry” to the workers as I watch them judge us, running around after Sofia not knowing what to do.
Matt eventually catches up to Sofia and grabs her in his arms. She giggles as she places her hands on either side of Matts face, pushing his cheeks together and laughing at the funny face he was making. I stop for a minute, out of breath after following Sofia and picking up everything she was throwing about.
“Jesus Christ who needs Pilates when you can just have a kid” I say out of breath. “Sofia you are such a little menace” I laugh as I boop her on the nose.
Sofia continues to push Matts cheeks together, now leaving wet salivary kisses all over his face making me laugh in disgust.
“Thanks Sofia that was absolutely disgusting” Matt laughs making me giggle.
“Come here Sofia why don’t we go pick out a little bracelet or something” I say as Matt passes her over to me. We walk back over to the place that Sofia had just previously destroyed and I put her down to let her choose a little bracelet.
Once again she picked up everything and threw on the floor making me sigh in annoyance as I pick it all up again, Matt just standing there laugh at me. But she kept one bracelet in her hand and handed it to Matt.
“You want this one Sofia?” Matt asks as he gets handed the bracelet. She nods her head and smiles. “Okay then come on” he says as he picks her up and walks to the counter to pay.
We walk out of the store and over to a candy store where we let Sofia pick out some candies. Once again she ran around the store knocking almost everything over as Matt I chased her whilst picking everything up.
“Oh my god Sofia I’m actually out of breath, you need to stop running” I say as I watch Matt feed her candies. It makes me smile watching Matt with kids, he’s so good with them. We don’t want kids anytime soon but this is literally making me have serious baby fever.
“Y/n I think she’s hungry, we should go to McDonald’s” Matt says as he picks Sofia up in his arms. I agree and we head over to the McDonald’s in the mall.
When we get there Sofia is in awe of the play are and keeps pointing at it. She keeps turning Matt’s head with her small hands so he can look at the play area.
“You wanna go in there Sofia?” Matt says as Sofia nods her head. “Babe you go order and I’ll take Sofia in the play area” Matt shouts over to me. I nod my head and go over to the counter to order.
As I’m ordering I keep looking behind me and giving little waves to Sofia as she shouts my name. I can’t help but smile to myself. Is this what it would be like to have a kid with Matt? I’m literally so full of baby fever right now, he’s just so good with kids.
Once the food is ready the three of us sit down. Matt grabs a high chair and places Sofia into it and begins to help her eat her food.
“Look at this Sofia you get a toy with your food” Matt says as he himself fascinates over the Pokémon toy you get with the happy meal. I laugh as I watch Matt and act like a little kid playing with the toy.
“You’re such a child Matt” I giggle as I eat my fries. “Sofia you want a chicken nugget?” I say as I hand her a chicken nugget.
“Thanks” Sofia says as she takes the chicken nugget out my hand and begins eating it. My heart fills with pure love as she babbles away.
“Oh my god Matt she’s so cute I literally just want to eat her” I say as I watch her just doing her thing.
We all finish our food and I begin cleaning up some of the mess Sofia made.
“Okay Sofia who do you like more me or Y/n?” Matt asks. Sofia points to Matt and grabs his finger with her tiny little hand. Matt looks at me and gives me a smug smile making me playful hit him.
“Hey!” Sofia shouts as she wags her finger in front of my face.
“I’m just joking Sofia I love him look” I say as I put my arms around Matt and give him a big kiss on the cheek. Sofia glares at me with pure jealousy in her eyes making Matt and I burst out into laughter. “Matt she’s actually obsessed with you” I giggle as Matt gives her a kiss on her forehead making her smile.
“I guess we know who’s be the better parent” Matt laughs.
“Shut up” I giggle.
The day goes on and we spend more time running around after Sofia. At the end of the day when we have to give her back to my brother and his girlfriend Sofia cried because she didn’t want to leave Matt which just made my heart melt.
“Aww Sofia we’ll come see you another day and we can have lots more fun” Matt says as he waved to Sofia.
“Yeah you can come stay at our house one night” I suggest as we say goodbye.
Just as we were about to part ways we hear Sofia shout a little “Shit!” Which made us both dart away back to Matts care before my brother could say anything to us.
“That was actually so fun” Matt says with a huge smile.
“Yeah it really was” I say.
“Sofia is so cute I actually love her so much” Matt says still smiling.
“I think she loves you a lot too” I say making us both laugh.
This was so cute wtf I loved making this. I was watching one of Tara and Jake’s old videos when they did this and it sparked the idea and in actually in love 😭
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I have an ideaaa so maybe you like to write about it. Imagine harry having a long term girlfriend or even wife but they are so private and harry protects her so much that nobody in the general public really knows anything about her or their relationship and the fans eat up every single information or content they can get about her and their relationship.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Mysterious Girl.
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authors note - this is my first time doing an instagram concept of sorts and i wanted to make it easy on myself and use manips of harry with someone who i chose queen selena, please don’t be harsh on me and enjoy. 🫶
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2013.
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harryupdates, Harry spotted going on a park walk with a mystery girl in London today!
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username, who is she?
username, sorry but no
username, she’s actually so pretty!!
username, right?
username, his little beany 👉👈
username, they legit look like they could be siblings
username, they look so beautiful together
username, what part of London is this?
username, it was Hyde park!
username, if they’re dating then they make such a hot couple
username, PAPA
username, her names (Y/N) I’m not sure how old she is or what her job is but she’s from London
username, (Y/N) is such a cute name!
2015.
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harryupdates, Harry and (Y/N) spotted at Louis’s mums wedding today!!
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username, power couple right there!!
username, they attended her wedding together?
username, I mean they are dating so it would explain things 🤷‍♀️
username, it’s never been confirmed that they’re dating
username, his outfit is making me feel so many different thoughts
username, I don’t get what the hype of them is, she’s not even that pretty
username, don’t be so rude!
username, just because your jealous doesn’t mean that he can’t be happy
username, we better get the photo that she took on her phone
username, her Instagram accounts private so I highly doubt we will
username, I actually love them
username, she’s so gorgeous for literally no reason
username, imagine they got married as well
username, my life would officially end
username, if they got married they wouldn’t last, she’s probably a gold digger or something
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harryupdates, Harry and (Y/N) arriving at the last ever one direction performance today!
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username, we love a supportive gf
username, her smile is actually adorable
username, I spoke to her when they were arriving and she was actually one of the nicest people I’d ever spoken to
username, what did you say to her?! we need details!!
username, I said that her and Harry make a really cute couple and she said thank you and we have each other a hug
username, I need to meet both of them one day!
username, I can’t believe it’s the last show already
username, there outfits are actually so pretty!
username, I love the fact that we haven’t seen them together in almost five months and they just suddenly app at together out of no where
username, every time I see a notification that you’ve posted I hope that it’s something ti do with them
username, sometimes I just Google both there names and scroll through pictures of them
username, I don’t get why they get so much hate, I love them together !!
2017.
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harryandynupdates, A photo montage of (Y/N) supporting Harry at the Dunkirk Premiere.
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username, her red dress is so cute !!
username, her head resting on his shoulder is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
username, it’s officially confirmed that they’re dating
username, they look so in love
username, if they ever broke up I don’t think I’d be able to live
username, the kiss on the lips is making me feel a multitude of different things
username, I’m having heart palpitations over here
username, can they adopt me?
username, CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT
yourinstagram, thank you so much for creating this, I’m putting this as my lock screen as we speak. ❤️
username, (Y/N)!
username, the queen has spoken!
username, she commented, I repeat she commented !
username, she basically confirmed that they were dating
username, it’s been confirmed for ages we just never wanted to believe it.
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annetwist, Merry Christmas from my family to yours!🎄🎅
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username, I want to be part of there family Christmas so badly
username, seeing photos of (Y/N) actually make me so happy!
username, she’s so pretty for literally no reason
yourinstagram, thank you so much lovelies, it means a lot ❤️
username, I want there roast dinner
username, (Y/N) CONTENT (Y/N) CONTENT
username, isn’t Harry pescatarian?
username, doesn’t mean that the others can’t have turkey?
username, all the stockings on the fire place 🥹🥹
gemmastyles, one of the best Christmases ever! x
username, gem!
username, the better styles right there!
username, (Y/N) and Harry are legit couple goals
username, you and Gemma are mother and daughter goals
yourinstagram, one of the best Christmases I’ve ever had, thank you for having me. ❤️❤️
username, she’s so cute, I love it!
annetwist, it was my pleasure, darling. x
username, she’s part of the family, omds I’m sobbing 😭
username, the photo of (Y/N) and Harry in the snow!
username, CONTENT, MAMA YOUR FEEDING US
username, (Y/N)s officially part of the annual Christmas photo
username, she’s winning at life right now
username, (Y/N) OUR QUEEN! 👸 👸
2019.
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harryupdates, Harry speaking about (Y/N) in his recent interview with Zane Lowe!
“I met my fiancé when we were just eighteen and didn’t officially start dating until I gained the courage to ask her out at a mutual friends party, she’s my best friend and always will be, she’s my biggest inspiration and honestly don’t know what I’d be doing if I hadn’t of met her…I didn’t really think I’d ever be in love, not in this degree anyway. My whole family adore her just as much as me and that’s all I could ever ask for.
she knew what she was getting into when we started dating and that’s what I think made us want to keep our relationship so private, I don’t want her exposed to all the paparazzi knowing the cruel things that they can say, I like to think I’m an open book and seeing how she is with my life styles, and my fans makes me love her even more, which I didn’t think was at all possible.”
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username, FIANCE?
username, you kept that one quiet mister!
username, (Y/N)s not even that pretty, he deserves better
username, literally stfu pls and thx
username, get a life
username, he’s so happy
username, I love that his family love her as well, that makes her even more special!
nicolasgrimshaw, Its' me! I'm the friend!!
username, NICK!
username, LOVE THAT <3
username, nick the match maker
username, his biggest inspiration, sobbing on the floor
username, currently digging my own grave as we speak
username, he deserves to be with someone who can deal with his celebrity status, she’s obviously to weak if he has to say that about her in an interview
username, keyboard warrior
username, if she had an issue with his life she would have left a long time ago
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annetwist, Happy Birthday sweet heart, here’s to 25! 🥂
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username, she calls her sweet heart, I'm sobbing!
username, hey Anne, I was wondering if you could adopt me, <3
username, don't ask me why this made me so emotional its literally just a picture
username, her smile 😭😭
username, shes legit so pretty for real 💗
username, we finally found out her age!
username, was she smiling at harry when this photo was being taken?
yourinstgram, ❤️️❤️️❤️️
username, QUEEN!
username, this so so sweet!
username, this family is actually so sweet
username, Sorry everyone I'm new and don't know who she is can someone tell me?
username, she's Harry's fiancé, her names (Y/N)
username, thank you !
username, sorry Anne she's not your sweetheart, she's our sweetheart!
username, she still exists?
username, she always has and always will
gemmastyles, 👑
username, my heart hearts please this is too much
username, YN CONTENT MY LIFE IS NOW A HAPPY ONE
username, that's literally my reaction every time I see a new picture of her
2020.
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harryupdates, LEAKED PHOTOS OF (Y/N) AND HARRY. SOMEONE HACKED ANNE'S ICLOUD AGAIN!
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username, no wtf?
username, who hacked Anne tf?
username, these photos are cute and all but i think the family would really appreciate if you didn't repost them everywhere
username, as much as I hate the fact anne got hacked, these photos are actually adorable
username, the fifth photo
username, they're so in love it actually hurts my chest☹️
username, delete these right now!
username, unfollow!
username, the photo of them laying in the grass
username, knowing she was with him the day that photoshoot took place is actually so freakin cute!
username, this is the one time i'm not happy i got a picture of (Y/N)
username, who hacked anne like get a fucking life
username, (Y/N) content has never made me feel so sad
username, in the fourth photo, you can see Anne just wanted a photo with her son but she just had to photo bomb it.
username, the smile on Anne's face tells me she doesn't care.
username, this is actually sickening
username, as much as I hate what's happened and the fact there privacy's been exposed, this drama is eating me up
username, take these down right now
2023.
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harryandynupdates, (Y/N) was spotted in the crowd at Harry's Cardiff Show today supporting him!
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username, I LOVE HOW SUPPORTIVE SHE IS
username, she's so happy to be there omds
username, having major fomo over here
username, I knew she was at all his other shows but no one ever got a photo, so thank you to whoever for blessing us with this <3
username, it was me, I was with my sister and she recognised her straight away, she was in the private pit with Jeff and Glenne.
username, I need to party with her so bad
username, like legit it's on my bucket list
username, god blessed us with her
username, she seems so care free like it's actually adorable
username, the man on the left of the photo looks like gino d'acampo
username, I CAN SEE IT!
username, YOUR ACTUALLY RIGHT!!
username, she's his biggest supporter
username, she's just like me!
username, she's his biggest hype women!
username, why is she pulling that face?
username, I've never been more in love with her like wtaf?
username, making me cry seeing how happy and carefree she is being
username, seeing her so happy makes me so happy
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harryupdates, "I CAME HERE HOPING THAT I WOULD SEE (Y/N) BUT I GOT YOU INSTEAD!" Harry reading a sign at the concert tonight and answering with:
"You came here to see my wife? Hate to break it to you sista but she's not here tonight, she's got a stomach bug and was crushed when the medic told her not to leave the bed, so sorry but you'll have to put up with me instead!"
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username, WIFE?!
username, nah he got married?
username, IM ACTUALLY SOBBING LIKE WTF?!
username, I KNEW THEY WERE ENGAGED AND ALL BUT WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY GET MARRIED?!
username, now they can finally adopt me?
username, this content of him and (Y/N) was not something I thought I'd be seeing in 2023.
username, I'm actually so happy for them right now
username, Harry deserves to be happy, and (Y/N) is the perfect person for him
username, literally no one likes her its probably a publicity stunt
username, a publicity stunt that's lasted ten years?!
username, CONGRATS
username, she's in it all for the money
username, CONTENT I REPEAT CONTENT
username, how long do you think they've been married for?
username, I'm thinking some time between Christmas and when tour started up again
username, is this just another way for him to make money?
username, he has a wife?
username, the next thing for him to achieve is becoming a dilf
username, the world would officially end when that happens
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chr0llossexygf · 2 years
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SHE IS ART
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PAIRING eddie munson x fem reader
SUMMARY eddie accidentally ruins your art and tries to make it up to you by sneaking into your room and drawing it again. all though he has no artistic skills, it’s an excuse to spend time with you and admire your beauty.
NOTE yall wtf why did my last post get so many likes i’m literally crying wtf thank u sm it means so much to me!2&:93737
WARNING cuss words!!
“ or a game where you toss balls into laundry baskets!” eddie yells walking on the table looking at the jocks, “ you want something freak?” jason says. you smile looking down at your drawing, you had your headphones on listening to the smiths. “ fuck i have to do it again.” you mumble under your breath reaching for your eraser, due to holding the pencil for so long your hands were sweaty. dropping the eraser, you bend down to grab the eraser.
you jump quickly taking off your headphones leaving them to rest on your neck and looking back up to see eddie walking on your table. “So as long as your not into parties!” he yells looking at the ‘cool kids’ table. he steps on your drawing, ruining it. with his dirty boots, permanently damaging the paper. “ no no!” you say putting your headphones down on the table. you look at the drawing and pout.
eddie looks down and quickly stumbles off the table earning a few laughs, “ loser!” someone yells. “ oh shit.” eddie says quickly getting up and looking at you. “ i didn’t mean to-” eddie says looking at the drawing he damaged. “ it’s fine.” you mumble biting your lower lip upset. eddie directs his attention to you, “ i swear i didn’t see you- no i mean i did- i just didn’t think- i’m so sorry.” he says quickly sitting down in-front of you. “ it’s fine don’t worry.” you look up at him.
holy
crap
jesus
christ
eddie’s eyes widen, you were the most beautiful girl ever. like literally ever. he’s never seen someone so beautiful in his life, as stupid as it sounds you were the most perfect girl he’d ever seen. he thought it was crazy, how he doesn’t even know your name yet his heart is pounding. your eyes, fuck they were so pretty to him. your lips, your lips, your lips, your lips, your beautiful lips that were in a pout that he thought was the cutest thing ever. he doesn’t even know who you are yet he’s so inlove with you.
“ no its not fine! i mean look at yo- this look this!” he stutters almost blowing his cover. “ this is amazing art and i ruined it.” he says again grabbing the paper he ruined. you cover your face with the sleeves of your jacket, your face heating up. no one had ever complimented your art. eddie smiles, he can’t take this anymore your so adorable oh my god oh my god.
“ it’s not.” you whisper still hiding your face, eddie gasps dramatically. “ what?! this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen.” lie, you were the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.
you put your hands down smiling, “ thanks.” you mumble, your face red. “ d-do you seriously like it?” you ask biting your nail nervously. eddie grins, he looks down at the drawing. “ yeah of course. i mean look at it.” eddie says admiring the piece of art, trying to actually focus on the ‘art’ and not your face. because you honestly are a work of art. “ i dont i guess people think drawing is for children and it’s a waste of time.” you say biting your lower lip. “ yeah well i’m eddie the ‘freak’ munson so i don’t have the right to judge people, and honestly if i were to judge-”
he suddenly flew back off the table, he puts his hand on his heart dramatically. he then suddenly points at your art, “ that has got to be the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!” he exclaims out loud. you look around the cafeteria and everybody was staring at you, you cover your face giggling. you grab your eraser and throw it at him, “ get back here!” you whisper yell your face bright red. eddie grabs the eraser and chuckles, “ sorry sorry. couldn’t control myself.” he sits back down infront of your. “ let me fix it.” he says. you tilt your head to the side confused, “ what do you mean fix it? you can draw?” you ask quickly sitting up. eddie starts laughing, “ no no i’m more of the guitar guy. but i mean i can try to fix it.” eddie says covering his face with his hair shyly. you smile, “ yeah! yeah of course? just uh how.”
“ easy i can just sneak into your room.” he says letting go of his hair, “ w-what? my parents are home!” you whisper yell crossing your hands. “ i can be a quiet.” he says covering his mouth with his finger. “ yeah but i’ve never snuck anyone in my room before.” you say nervously looking down at your jeans. “ hey hey it’s okay i don’t have to-” you look up. “ no no i want you too!” you blurt out, “ no i mean yeah of course just be really really quiet. like extremely extremely quiet.” you say grabbing your sketchbook and pencil case, eddie breaks down laughing at your nervousness. “ oh so you do want me there?” he says standing up crossing his hands. “ shut it.” you start running to the cafeteria door, “ i live in 2536 maple street! the house with the swings out front!” you yell waving at eddie smiling.
eddie nods waving back. he looks back down at the table and sees the ruined drawing, he smiles grabbing it and gently folding it putting it in his pocket. he ran back to his table and quickly sat down, everybody was staring at him. “ what was that?” dustin says. “ what was what?” eddie says looking at dustin. “ you talking to y/n?” dustin says raising an eyebrow. “ what about it?” he asks. “ nothing nothing.” dustin throws his hands up in defeat. he couldn’t bring up the fact that, that little interaction was the happiest he’d seen eddie.
at home
you were laying in bed reading a book and listening to the smiths. you quickly close your book and turn around to see eddie banging on your window. you stand up and run to the window opening it. “ h-help me out.” he groans, you grab his hand pulling him in. he falls. you laugh covering your mouth. he stands up and takes a deep breath in, “ see told you very quiet.” he says looking back at you. “ yeah very quiet it’s very fascinating.” you giggle. “ soo this is your room..the smiths? really?” he says crossing his hands walking around your room.
“ yes the smiths! i don’t listen to matellica and the black sabbaths eddie.” you say sitting on your bed, “ yeah i mean clearly.” he whispers. you throw a pillow at him, “ what do you mean ‘clearly’?” you say using air quotations. eddie smiles, “ i mean look at you, your like the most gentle person i’ve ever seen. you have this soft aura and energy you know.” he says sitting down on your bed, on the edge. “ what about me? is it obvious that i listen to heavy metal?” he says looking at you raising an eyebrow. you laugh again. god your laugh is so angelic
“ are you seriously asking me that? i mean look at you! you have like the coolest hair in the world, and like you have those really pretty tattoos.” you say pointing at his tattoos. pretty? pretty? you think his tattoos are pretty? his heart just exploded.
he turns around feeling his face heat up, he coughs. “ so uhm the art thing!” he says trying to change the subject. “ oh yeah hold on.” you say standing up walking to your desk grabbing a sketch pad and your pencil case. “ here.” you hand him a pencil. he grabs the pencil and smiles, you open your sketch pad. you lay down flat on your stomach with your sketch pad infront of you. eddie repositions himself so he’s fully on the bed sitting infront of the sketch pad. you two begin to draw.
you cover your face trying to hide your giggles, eddie looks at you then back at the drawing and starts laughing. “ d-do you want me to help you?” you ask through giggles. “ first of all i’m offended and yes i actually do need help i don’t know how to do this.” he says laughing. you sit up and scoot next to him. “ okay so uh, here hold onto my hand.” you say.
you gave him butterflies, so so so so many butterflies it’s crazy.
eddie wraps his hand on yours gripping the pencil, “ okay now we are gonna draw gently.” you say dragging the pencil across the paper. his hands were sweaty and shaky but you didn’t care. you liked having his hand on you. it made you feel…safe and warm? oh god..
“ perfect!” you say looking at the drawing before laughing, eddie shook his head looking down at the paper. he wasn’t paying attention to the drawing, he was looking at you the entire time. admiring your wide profile, how pretty you were. he was mad himself for noticing you. you were so so dang beautiful.
“ that looks horrible.” he says. “ it’s not horrible it’s definitely something though!” you say trying to catch your breath. you let go of the pencil and eddie quickly wipes his hand on his pants trying to get rid of the sweat. you rip the drawing from the sketch pad and grab tape, you rip a piece of tape and tape the drawing on your wall. “ perfect!” you exclaim clapping gently. eddie smiles, you jump on the bed and sit down. you grab your markers and grab eddie’s hand. “ can i color in your tattoos?” you ask shyly.
“ yes yes yes of course!” he blurts. you smile grabbing his hand placing it on your lap. you roll up his sleeve and start colouring in his tattoos, eddie was going crazy. in the inside of course. he hoped you couldn’t be able to hear his heart beating, cuz it was literally going crazy. like batshit crazy. he bites his lower lip unable to contain his smile. “ look this is bob.” you say pointing at the dog you drew. “ oh no way that’s sick!” he exclaims out loud. you immediately put your finger on his lips, “ shh quietly.” you whisper. eddie looks down at your finger and nods gently, “ bob looks really cool.” he whispers, he grabs your finger. you two stare at each other
he slowly places your hand on his chest. “ this-this isn’t normal..” he whispers still staring at you. you drop the marker still looking at him. “ why does my heart keep pounding y/n..” he whispers gently tightening the grip on your hand. “ i-i don’t know eddie..” you whisper. “ i don’t know what’s happening to me. i don’t know what you keep doing to me y/n but it’s driving my crazy.” he whispers letting go of your hand.
“ go!” you say. “ w-what?” eddie says confused. “ go go go eddie go!” you say grabbing his hand rushing him to the window. “ i don’t understand what’s happening?” he says tilting his head to the side. “ my dad is coming i can hear his footsteps!” you quickly open the window. “ go go go eddie he’ll kill me!” you say again. “ fuck fuck okay!” he says going through the window. “ hold on!” you grab onto his hand. you look back at the door then back at eddie. you lower yourself and kiss his cheek. “ okay go go go!” you giggle. eddie stares at you dumbfounded. “ eddie!” you yell as you hear the door opening. “ fuck sorry! love you- i mean no i don’t no i do okay bye!” he yells jumping. he falls on his ass making you laugh, “ i’m good i’m good!” he throws his thumbs up before quickly standing up dusting his ass off. he quickly runs off.
you laugh watching him run, “ bye l/n! see you tomorrow!” he yells from across the street. you wave back smiling. your door opens and you immediately turn around, it’s your dad. “ sweetie lower the music please.” he says. you quickly shut the window close. “ yeah yeah of course dad love you.” you say covering the window. “ alright.” he closes the door.
you jump on your bed grabbing a pillow screaming into it, your legs kicking the air.
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”Might as well settle in,” Daryl drawled, dropping his pack and testing the stiffness of the dusty couch. “We ain’t goin’ anywhere ‘til it’s light out tomorrow.”
You hummed your agreement and turned away from the boarded up window just as Daryl was flopping back. You gave him a surprised look. “Are you actually gonna sleep?” you asked him.
”Me? Hell no,” he growled. “But might as well be comfortable anyway.” He considered you for a moment. “You wanna sleep? I’ll get up. Ya can have this couch.”
You shook your head and sank down in an arm chair next to him. “No. I won’t be able to sleep...”
”Mmm,” he hummed. “Well—could be worse. Could just be one of us stuck here alone. Ain’t ya glad I didn’t let ya go by yerself?”
You smiled at him and he glanced over and met your eyes. “Yeah. I am.”
He nodded his agreement and settled in more deeply to the couch, one hand resting on his chest and the other tugging at the frayed edge of a patch on his pants. He could feel your eyes on him still and eventually met them again. “What?” he asked.
”Nothing,” you said.
Daryl rolled his eyes at you. “I know that look. It ain’t nothin’.”
You laughed lightly and his heart jumped at the sound. “Tell me something I don’t know about you,” you said, leaning forward. Daryl swung his legs off the couch and planted them on the floor, sitting up again and peering at you. 
”Why?”
”Come on! It’ll help pass the time.”
He ran a hand back through his hair and sighed. “I dunno...”
”Sure you do,” you encouraged him. “I’ll tell you something about me after!”
For some reason this made Daryl smile and now your heart skipped a beat. God, you loved his smile. It was so rare. “ ‘M pretty sure I already know everythin’ about ya,” he quipped. “Ya talk a lot when yer drunk...”
"Excuse me! You’ve seen me drunk once,” you shot back. “I’m sure I didn’t talk that much.”
He laughed again. “ S’alrigh’. I didn’t mind,” he drawled.”
”Quit dodging the question, Daryl!”
He sighed again and shook his hair out of his eyes. “Mmm. Alrigh’, fine... uhh—” He chewed thoughtfully on his bottom lip. He gulped. This felt strangely intimate. “When I was a kid, we had this big tree in the front yard—the house, ya know, before the fire... and there was a storm that blew down a squirrel nest. Had three kits in it. The mom must’a died, so me and Merle—we hid ‘em in the garage and bottle fed ‘em kitten formula he shoplifted until they were big enough to be on their own. For the rest of the time we lived there, they’d come down and eat peanuts outta our hands, hang out on our shoulders...” When he hazarded a glance up at you again, your expression was so soft his whole body felt warm. 
“That’s so sweet... That might literally be the cutest thing I’ve ever heard,” you said fondly. Your eyes seemed to be smiling at him.
“Yeah, it was—was nothin’. Wasn’t like I was just gonna let ‘em die, ya know?” You nodded, your eyes bright and fixed on him. He cleared his throat nervously. “Alrigh’, what ‘bout you?”
“Oh, no, no, no,” you said, waving him off. “You already know everything about me,” you said sarcastically. “Tell you what; why don’t you tell me something about me that only you would know? Since you’re such a smartass...”
Daryl chuckled a little. “Fine.” He rubbed a hand over the back of his neck thoughtfully. “Ya used to be scared of motorcycles.”
”It’s not like that was hard to figure out!” you laughed.
”I ain’t done—Blueberries are yer favorite food. When ya were like ten, ya had to get stitches in yer right knee from a bicycle accident. Ya never learned how to swim—”
You were staring at him in surprise. “Okay, but all these are things I could have told anyone when I was drunk. I said tell me something only you would know.”
”Mmm,” he hummed. There was another long thoughtful pause before he spoke again and suddenly the room felt thick and heavy. “I dunno what exactly happened for this to be true but... ya dun trust men easy. I’ve—I’ve seen it. Even Rick, ya weren’t sure about at first. Ya saw the real Shane from a mile away...” 
You gulped at the sudden tightness that had materialized in your throat. You thought you were better at hiding it. But of course Daryl would notice. Of course he would. 
“‘S’part of why I feel so lucky I guess—that ya—that ya trust me.”
You nodded and managed to unlock yourself from your frozen state. “I do. I do trust you.”
“Good. ‘Cuz I would never, never do anythin’ to hurt ya. And if anybody else tries to—if anybody else does, well, I’ll deal with ‘em.”
Your fun little game to pass the time had suddenly turned wholly serious. You nodded. “I know.”
Daryl nodded again. “Good.”
You ducked his gaze, feeling suddenly overwhelmed at what he’d inferred from simply watching your behavior thoughtfully, but also from his protectiveness and his goodness. “I’m lucky to have you, Daryl. I mean that.”
He mumbled some vague response and flopped back down on the couch. “Oh, and yer slightly dyslexic.”
You laughed a little and sat back in your own chair. “You win.”
Prompt: “Tell me something about me that only you would know.”
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INSTAGRAM BLURB
harry styles x y/n
MASTERLIST | PATREON
collab with @teawithcyb0rgs 💖
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harrystyles Poppy Styles. 9/23/22
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harryfan2 EXCUSE ME WHAT?
ynfan5 i’m sobbing everywhere
yourinstagram we love you daddy!
harrystyles I love you three more, you guys are everything to me.
harryfan9 y/n is really living the life 😭
emmalouisecorrin I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH
ynfan4 vienna and nic got another sibling…i am not okay
annetwist so proud of you darling 🤍
harryfan7 the bassinet is so cute
pillowpersonpp YAYYYY!!!!!!!
ynfan10 the styles family is just so adorable
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yourinstagram my little girl! 🤱
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harryfan13 screaming, crying, throwing up, sliding down the wall
ynfan16 y/n is such a good mother 😭
harrystyles I love you, my perfect mama.
yourinstagram don’t make me blush, h
harryfan11 she really has him wrapped around her finger 😫
florencepugh this is so cute! love you and your little family! 💞
ynfan12 poppy is so small 🥹
gemmastyles truly the best family ever
harryfan18 HER TINY OUTFIT IS THE CUTEST
harry_lambert i am really happy for you guys
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stylesupdates Y/N OUT IN LONDON YESTERDAY WITH POPPY!
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harryfan27 POPPY IS LITERALLY SO TINY
ynfan21 i am seriously getting baby fever…y/n count your days 😭
harryfan23 she’s god’s favorite
ynfan29 can the paparazzi leave her alone?
harryfan25 i just want to be y/n
ynfan22 right…she’s married to harry and has three kids with him 🙏
harryfan26 she’s obviously trying to hide from the paparazzi, let her be
ynfan30 my favorite styles
harryfan32 imagine being y/n…
ynfan34 she’s a new mother, please give her space
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harryfan31 he grew up so fast omg
ynfan33 the best nepotism baby yet 😌
yourinstagram my favorite styles boy
harrystyles Excuse me!
harryfan35 banging my head against the wall
mitchrowland the best company ever
ynfan37 everyone loves the styles kids 😭
alessandro_lambert one of the best children ever 🤍
harryfan34 the way nicholas probably looks like harry’s twin
harris_reed we love mr. nic!!!!!
ynfan39 this is so adorable 😫
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harryflorals HARRY WITH HIS DAUGHTER VIENNA TODAY!
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harryfan40 I’M SOBBING
ynfan43 harry really loves being a parent, you can tell 😭
harryfan46 my heart doesn’t know how to handle this
ynfan48 this is the most cutest thing i’ve ever seen
harryfan41 tears are streaming down my face
ynfan44 omg omg omg omg
harryfan47 @yourinstagram thank you so much for having his kids 🙏
ynfan49 you said what we were all thinking
harryfan51 harry and y/n are such good parents…i’m sobbing
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ynfan50 this is so precious
harryfan54 imagine y/n styles being your mother…
harrystyles I love you two so much.
yourinstagram and we love you more 😊
ynfan56 i am so obsessed with them
pillowpersonpp the prettiest mama out there 💞
harryfan53 this is harry styles muse 😭
_basselin so cute mrs. styles!!!
ynfan59 i would marry her and write a bunch of albums about her too…
gemmastyles my very gorgeous sister in law 🤍
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harrystyles When I was working on my third album, this is what I came home to. I have the best children ever.
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harryfan60 STOP IT
ynfan63 why is this so cute…i’m literally dead 😫
yourinstagram nic is daddy’s best friend!
harrystyles He sure is!
harryfan65 nicholas is really a dad’s boy 😭
annetwist my two boys ❤️
ynfan68 his writing is so goddamn cute…i’m crying
paulithepsm harry, you are the best dad in the world!!!
harryfan61 the caption has me on the floor
harry_lambert nic really is the sweetest little boy ever
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harryfan66 DILF DILF DILF
ynfan69 i love everything about this 😭
harryfan67 y/n goes home to him…
ynfan70 i love dads 🤗
harryfan72 harry and nic really have been best friends since day one
ynfan74 DON’T MAKE ME CRY
harryfan76 HE’S SUCH AN AMAZING FATHER
ynfan78 the best duo ever
harryfan71 four years ago since dilfrry blessed the world with his presence 🙏
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ynfan77 she’s so active, i love it 🙏
harryfan79 Y/N HAS THE LIFE EVERYONE WANTS INCLUDING ME
ynfan82 this is literally the sweetest thing ever
harryfan84 thank you y/n for feeding us dad harry content 😫
ynfan86 nic and harry are so besties
harryfan88 2018…when he became a father 😭
ynfan80 y/n and harry are definitely the coolest parents
harryfan83 “nic and daddy” 🥹
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gemmastyles Throwback to Vienna’s birthday where I caught this cute moment with Nic.
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ynfan81 OMG I’M SOBBING
harryfan85 vienna and nic remind me of gemma and harry 😭
yourinstagram my babies!!!
ynfan87 i love y/n so much
jefezof truly a underrated duo
harryfan90 the most adorable thing ever…is this post
harris_reed SUCH CUTIES 💖
ynfan92 gemma and harry vibes
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harryfan91 nic is in his soccer era 😌
ynfan93 HE’S LITERALLY A LITTLE MINIATURE HARRY
harrystyles Definitely a soccer mom.
yourinstagram that makes you a soccer dad
harryfan95 nicholas release medicine!
annetwist my cute grandson 🤗
ynfan97 he grew up so fast 😭
florencepugh so sweet, i miss you guys!
harryfan94 the styles family is so cute omg
pillowpersonpp i love mr. nic 💖
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ooooh the long awaited amsterdam episode!! let’s get right on into it folks, with…
TED LASSO 3.06 THOUGHTS
jamie and roy were really the shining stars of this episode to me on both the comedy front and the emotional front. they really were able to break through to each other in fun but kind ways and I love. I cannot stress that enough, LOVE. that jamie taught roy how to ride a bike. this sibling energy (or maybe something more if that’s your fancy) is everything to me
but you know who was an unsung hero of this episode too? DANI ROJAS. as always my baby had THE cutest contributions to the discussion and his lines got some very solid giggles from me
ok, now on to the tedbecca front…
so it was not at all what we expected. so what? are we gonna worry ourselves about this? HELL THE FUCK NO. like I’m sorry, it was a nice moment she had with that man but like… you want me to call tod on tedbecca over a man… whose name she never learned??? LAME. try again, cause that shit isn’t stopping me from my delusion nor is it worrying me
like sorry I’m just not over this so I’m gonna keep adding more— if they were trying to tell us that this guy was *it* for rebecca, in ANY way, they would have had her show even the faintest interest in seeing this man again. but nope! she was fine with leaving! some things can be beautiful being short-lived. they did their thing, and now they’re moving on.
rebecca singing to ted was also adorable and uh y’all we literally had ted fully admit to TEXTING HER TWELVE TIMES UNANSWERED?? that is simp behaviour if I ever saw it!! they’re still strong baby don’t even sweat it
now that I’ve got that off my chest… COLIN! GAY TRENT! THE LONG AWAITED CHAT!! Ooh my god this is so good I was so incredibly happy that they confirmed trent is gay and that they didn’t take the creepy route with it of him outing colin but instead said “oh a baby gay, as a seasoned gay let me just adopt him real quick” and proceeded to listen to his problems and offer real support and mentorship from one gay man to another. they found a space within each other to be who they truly are and I am so here for it. colin isn’t ashamed of who he is, he’s just conflicted about tmerging these two sides of his identity!
also the way he described it as an ache… an ache, y’all. I cried deep queer tears at that.
as for how this might play out with trent’s book though… remains to be seen I guess 👀
the pillow fight was adorable and I had been wanting to see that since the mention of it in season 1 but in terms of episode length, I feel like that whole storyline of deciding what to do could have been scrapped. a lot of the pacing issues with this episode could have been avoided that way, but I still liked it so idc
TED FINALLY GETTING A BREAKTHROUGH AND BEING GOOD AT HIS JOB THANK GOD
roy needs to realize that instead of thinking he doesn’t deserve keeley, to just shut that train of thought down and work to actually become a man keeley deserves. that’s it. that’s all. and it’s going to happen!
all in all, I do get why this episode could be quite polarizing and the pacing was very inconsistent but overall I quite enjoyed it!!
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I’ve literally never been attracted to Bruce but your doting husband series is the cutest thing I’ve ever read
This is also not an ask but I'm gonna treat it like one 💜
"Alfie?"
"Yes, Master Richard?" he said, glancing up from where he was polishing silver.
"Is Y/N mad at me?" he asked.
"I don't know why she would be," he said honestly. "You haven't seen her since breakfast and as I recall-"
"Her parents were really mad-"
The Butler set down his silverware and tried to weigh what he wanted to say. He hardly understood what had happened, still wrapping his mind around how- frankly unstable they'd gotten when you hadn't rolled over and showed your belly and instead shown your own teeth. "I do not believe," he said, "That that is anything you need to worry about."
"She said they weren't coming back for a long time-"
"And do you believe her?"
The boy hesitated, undoubtedly replaying events in his mind. "She didn't promise," he said finally.
"I see, and that makes a difference does it?"
Dick thought about it. When you said you'd take him to the park if he didn't climb on the chandelier's you did. And you didn't promise. When you said you'd come play with him as soon as you finished your paperwork you did- and he knew because he'd listened at the door. But you didn't promise. "Not this time," he said finally. "She was really sad."
"Yes," he allowed. Waiting. Alfred knew he had questions. A lot of questions- questions to which he didn't know he had good answers. But, he was clearly upset.
"She was crying," he said frowning. "Really bad."
"I'm sure," Alfred said, smiling a little. He'd never seen you cry. But he'd seen the aftermath. And the effort you'd expend not crying in front of people... He'd assumed it was some sort of professional thing. Knowing now that it had been trained into you by your parents. Well. That made him angry in a way he didn't know how to describe. And now it made sense why you'd avoid any direct confrontation.
"Can we make cookies?" Dick asked suddenly, still frowning.
"Why on earth-"
"We can take them to the office," he said still thinking.
"I think that's a lovely thought," he said, "Come along, Master Richard-"
"And on the way there we can go to her parent's house and slash their tires."
"That's less lovely-"
"They did it on Cops!"
"I think we'll allow Miss Y/N and Master Bruce to handle them," Alfred said. "But. We can take cookies to the legal aid office on the way to the park."
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𝑎𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑐 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠 • 𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑡 𝑥 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟
just some adorable headcanons with armin and his long time academic sweetheart.
cw: black fem!, plus sized reader, both armin and reader are researchers and engaged, major fluff, mentions of med terms, comedy and banter, light nsfw, light angst
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you first met armin when the two of you were in high school. He was the top of his class, excelling in all subjects and only rivaled by his fellow scholar, (y/n) (l/n). Your test scores were always neck and neck of course, the highest in the entire class. You guys weren’t exactly rivals but you didn’t talk much either.
that was until he noticed that you would sneak away from the class during lunch period and it wasn’t until he went to return a book did he realize that you were eating in the library by yourself this entire time. And of course, with your nose in a textbook.
“Mind if I join you?” “No..not at all..”
armin couldn’t understand for the life of him why such a sweet and gorgeous girl like you always ate alone. From what he could tell, you had no enemies..or any friends for that matter..even the would be cliche bullies never messed with you. So why? He couldn’t help but to ask.
“No one wants to be around someone with their face in a book and their mind in the clouds all day. Someone who has nothing to talk about except schoolwork. It’s always ‘boys, hanging out, hooking up’….none of that stuff interests me, y’know? So I gave up on trying to fit in. Not like anyone notices me anyway.”
armin most certainly did, he couldn’t help it when he watched you walk by on your way to your desk..smelling of vanilla, gorgeous face surrounded by big curls and round glasses, and of course, dressing so cute. Not to mention..you were brilliant. Matching his own intellect tenfold.
“I noticed..and I’d love to be your friend if you’ll let me.”
from that moment on, the two of you spoke everyday..always greeting you and even inviting you to hang with him and his friends. From there, you guys studied together, picked each other’s brains and you finally felt as if you belonged. But soon, that beautiful friendship, blossomed into a budding crush..on both sides! You fell for Armin after only a few months and it didn’t even take him a few weeks. He always wanted to be by your side, spend as much time with you as possible and even wanted to walk you home.
you guys would often go to the local coffee shop to talk about the new book you were reading or discussed some new discovery that had been made in scientific news..getting so swept in your conversations and each other, you’d be there until the streets lights came on and he’d have you sprinting to get home. You didn’t mind it though because you were happy to be with him.
high school was much more tolerable and a lot more fun. By senior year, you and armin were locked in, super close and practically in love. Voted student council presidents and for the first time, graduated as the only co-valedictorians because your GPA’s were too high and close to call it for one to be salutatorian. You guys attended prom together and looked absolutely darling. Literally everyone’s goals.
he even asked you to go with a sign of the periodic table and the elements spelling out prom and a box of nerds candy.
“Are you kidding? That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.”
fast forward a few years, and not much changed! You guys were still two big nerds madly obsessed with one another. Eventually going on to a top university, majoring in the same field; pathology, research and development and sitting at the top of the class yet again. You guys done a lot of maturing during that time and grew into proper young adults. Even losing your virginity to one another..crying together on the night that you did so because it was so beautiful and overwhelming.
even thought your academic lives were quite hectic..sitting on this council, apart of this group and that research committee, you guys always made time for one another. Whether on one of your date nights where you’d get all dressed up to go out to a nice dinner and the museum or a play at the local amphitheater, it was always a great time. Or if you guys spent the day lazing around your off campus apartment, curled up in bed, drinking coffee while your two cats scoured the sheets as you binged your favorite movies together. Or even watching Jeopardy and seeing who can solve the most problems.
during college graduation and as your families snapped photos of you two in cap and gowns in front of your alma mater, he’d surprise you with a beautiful proposal by enlisting their help. Practically ruining the makeup you did prior because you were sobbing by the time he finished. And so was he..
“(Y/N), I don’t think—matter of fact, I know there isn’t a soul on this earth that completes me the way you do. Would you do me the absolute honor of spending the rest of our days together?” “Of course I will, ‘Min. I love you so much.”
a year or so passed and as you worked towards being able to afford the wedding you deserved, you guys began your residency at an esteemed research lab, practicing under top doctors and making names for yourselves in the scientific world. You had been featured in several publications, documenting your respective findings and what it could all mean for the world of medicine. You worked extremely hard but your main priorities were always one another!
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beautifulpersonpeach · 7 months
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Jimin is so pretty yes but him being cute is like ..the biggest bonus ever because it adds so much charm and playfulness to his already great personality. ...the thought of him being cuter in real life (Namjoon "he is like the cutest living thing in this world") is sending me. I didn't need to know he's walking around saying 3D in high pitched noise but as always, thanks for the extra Jimin info Jungkook.
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I honestly think the more you understand the intensity of Jimin’s inherent cutie patootie-ness, the more you understand the reaction everyone around him has to him.
From Jungkook, to Lee Mujin, to Manager Sejin, to Lee K, to Kim Namjoon, Min Yoongi, Kim Taehyung, to Jung Hoseok…
So far, the only person who I’ve seen able to resist Jimin’s charms somewhat, is Kim SeokJin. And even he’s not invincible.
Jimin is love. His cuteness is so inherently him, that soft and approachable aura he has is an expression of who he innately is, (in one dimension, as I think he also has multiple full personas co-existing inside him), and that’s why it suits him so well. I can’t think of any other man nearing 30 who would be able to pull it off. Most men look very cringe when they try to do cute, but for Jimin it’s as natural as breathing because he’s just a very cute, sexy, lovely, sweet man.
A beautiful, soft, cute, beast of a man.
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Because he’s Jimin though, he *knows* how cute he is and weaponizes that too.
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The more I see Jimin the worse I feel for Jungkook. Because that man has a very bad case of cuteness aggression and must be getting triggered everytime Jimin so much as breathes in his direction.
You’ve noticed it too right? How Jungkook physically reacts to Jimin being cute. I’m talking, hands clenching, palms fisting, feet fidgeting, little wiggles he does in his seat, how he suddenly needs to get up and walk or flat out look away to control his reactions…
One of the most fascinating things about jikook for me is how this is something that hasn’t changed for them in almost 10 years..
(The whole thing but especially 13:00 - 14:00)
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Fast forward to 2021 and Jungkook is scolding Jimin asking him if he thinks he can get away with whatever because he’s cute, literally spanks Jimin as a sort of reflex in response, and Jimin just smirks because he knows that yes, yes he can.
And yes Anon, I too am grateful to Jungkook for informing us that Jimin is going around saying “3D” in the cutest way possible. Because my life is so much better after knowing that little tidbit.
Jikook are just something else.
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ndlqzrz · 4 months
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Niko rant #2
(I have no ideas and cba to make fics until im motivated/not exhausted😭)
Also its almost 4am and I can’t stop thinking about this man. (Don’t judge we’ve all been there😓)
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Atp, what does niko not have? I’m not hearing anyone say ‘but he’s not muscular’ he’s leng. Like lengerrssss. Idk what it is about lanky fucking men yk? Like simon from sidemen as well bro.. idk what it is. The way he is so tall and just.. omg.. stop even the way he runs is attractive idc that its like a 75 yo. His hands.. omg don’t get me started on them. I’ve seen too many edits with them pls the way they’re so long and slender and just.. JENDJWKSJSJWJ. I wonder what they can do.. (jk🥰) stop and his eyes.. they’re so fucking pretty omg that one photo of him looking up at aj does something to me. His smile is the cutest thing ever idc what anyone says. And the way he laughs especially while running.. the way it sounds so giggly and cutesy. Stop. His little downward smile omfd its so fucking adorable. His confidence. Like I know its an online persona and he said he’s not as extroverted irl but idc. The way his confidence is so attractive.. like wdym you can walk up to someone and strike a random conversation? Hot. So random but he seems like such a genuine and nice guy? Like whatever forget about the trolling I see right through it, I’ve watched too many interviews and podcasts of people including himself talking about him, he seems like such a nice guy like he’s so generous as well its so kind. Literally said irl he’s humble and doesn’t spend that much money on himself. (Which is the vibe I got anyway but yk I had to give proof xx) from what ppl say about him to the way he acts underneath the online persona & trolling. He’s a nice guy. And the way he’s so soft underneath all that you can literally tell. From the way he is with his friends sometimes (esp w kenny & aj) and the way he is with animals & kids. Its so cute. Like he’s so gentle and caring underneath all that omg stop. Cutie patootie who? Stop and he’s so fucking sexy, hot, mwah, did I mention hot? Like and his humour. The sarcastic side comments and observations/commentary always gets me bro. He’s actually hilarious like you don’t need to be an expert to understand his humour, he’s jjst so AJDJSKDJJDSKKSKS. Love love love love love love love him. Omg and he is actually so intelligent like omfd. The way he pauses and goes into thought sometimes is so hot for no reason. He is so smart like idk what it os but when he answers math questions? Or any question for that matter. Like he’s so smart omg. Intelligence is hot guys. He’s such a genius. I swear he could waffle his way outta jail.
Edit : so random but why is the way he doesn’t swear so hot for no reason? Like idk anymore honestly I think I just find him attractive (wow I wonder)
Edit #2 : Stop his hair when its wet. That one photo. I’m done. 🛐
This has gone to far guys..
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Idk if this is normal but 🤷‍♀️
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crypticjackal13 · 1 year
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ok ok so my idea is male reader x mk swk macaque and redson and the reader one day, randomly finds out he's a fox, like he does something like sneeze, or hit his head and then poof. critter. and everyone is freaking out and the reader is confused on whats going on until someone just bluntly says, mouth agap "your a fox" and now reader is freaking out with their partners freaking out. do what ever you want with this<3
This is cuteeee please enjoy!
"The Fox Says 'Oh No How Did We Get Here'"(635 w.c)
MK, SWK, Macaque, and Redson x Male!Fox?!Reader
Funny Romantic Oneshot
Pronouns: he him
CW: none I think
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As y/n was cleaning up his home, excited for his partners to all show up for movie night at his place, he had a weird feeling in his gut. It wasn’t a painful feeling, but it was almost like dizziness. As he finished sweeping, he sneezed, and then the feeling was gone. He felt triumphant about it, but then he looked down at the ground and saw how much shorter he was. He had paws, a tail, and a snout he could see if he went cross eyed. 
Oh no.
What was happening?!
“Y/n, my beloved! We have arrived! And with refreshments!” Redson called, entering through the front door. MK and the others were trailing behind, each with a bag that he could only assume was said refreshments. 
“I wouldn’t call five bags of peach chips refreshing.” Macaque commented, looking over his shoulder at Wukong. 
“Hey, it’s either this or popcorn kernels stuck in my fangs for days!”
“Do you not know about any other snacks??”
“What the heck? There’s a fox!” MK called out, pointing at y/n. 
“Oh my gods, it ate y/n!” Wukong cried. 
“No, idiot, use your gold vision.” Redson said. 
“Oh my gods, THAT’S Y/N!” 
Macaque approached y/n, head tilted and tail flitting in concern and curiosity.
“I don’t know what happened! I sneezed, and now I’m here! How do I change back?!” Y/n panicked. He could hear the pitch of his voice being much higher. Macaque picked him up and looked him over. MK and Wukong, although concerned like the others, were both clearly holding themselves back from gushing over how cute he was. 
“Well, if you sneezed to change, maybe you need to sneeze again to undo it?” Redson suggested. 
“But I don’t really need to sneeze anymore.”
“Here, how’s this?” Macaque took a hold of his own tail and brushed it back and forth under y/n’s nose. He sneezed, but he didn’t change back. 
“Okay…so maybe we should consider other solutions?” MK chuckled.
“Like what? The most obvious one just proved not to work!” Y/n was still so utterly confused as to why this even happened. 
“Calm down, sweetheart, we’ll figure it out! You’ve got,” Macaque stopped to do a head count. “Two very smart beings here to help!”
“But there’s five of us in total!” MK said.
“Make that three, since the kid finally learned to count.” 
“HEY!”
“Either way, maybe it was something in the dust you were sweeping?” Redson interjected, kneeling down to the dustpan and looking at it. 
“Like what?”
“Well, you’ve got three mystic monkeys and a demon here on an almost regular basis. Perhaps if we dropped any hair or fur, and you breathed it in…”
“Then it would change him?” MK finished. Redson nodded. Y/n hopped out of Macaque’s arms and onto his couch, trying to stand on his hind legs to be a more active party in the conversation.
“Well how do I get it out? I can’t be stuck like this forever!!” 
“I mean, if you were, it wouldn’t be so bad! This is literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!” Wukong cooed. He scratched behind y/n’s ears and giggled at how the fox started wagging his tail. Macaque grabbed a tissue and slapped Wukong’s hand away so he could move around.
“Here, try blowing your nose. If nothing else, we’ll make you sneeze again.” He said. Y/n followed his instructions and with one harsh blow into the tissue, there was a puff of smoke. Abracadabra, he was human again! 
“Woohoo! I’m a big boy again!” He cheered. 
“Aw, and we didn’t even get any pictures before…” MK pouted. 
“Wait, yeah, y/n! Inhale it again, we need a picture!” Wukong unfortunately encouraged the boy, and thankfully Redson and Macaque distracted them with the snacks they had brought over for the original movie night plans. 
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webslingingslasher · 17 days
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j im actually heartbroken omfg my peter just got a gf
and when I say “my peter” I literally mean situationship!peter, our community whore on campus, literally the finest guy I’ve ever seen HAS A GIRLFRIEND
and he posted her on his ig and oh my god it’s so wholesome. I’ve known him for three years and have never seen this side of him. he’s literally frat!peter bc he’s now bf!frat!peter and is so soft bc he’s in love and I’m sick bc that should be me!!😭😭😭 he’s following your storyline but with the wrong trouble/cherry bc the girl isn’t me😭😭😭😭😭 but I’m so happy for them, it’s literally the cutest thing ever and I never thought he’d fall in love I-
Omfg okay I am processing. They are SO cute tho. He posted a pic of her eating a macaroon and her nose is scrunched and she’s smiling and I know he was smiling taking the pic😭😭😭 it’s a photo dump with the caption “new beginnings” and basically the whole dump is her. and literally pics OF her, he’s not even in them (except one)😭 I can’t. anyways wtgsshjdhdndndndndn😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
NEW BEGINNINGS THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH. I LOVE THIS FOR THEM SO HARD UGH WHY AM I SO 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 OVER THIS??
((like i am so sorry and i sooo wish that was you bestie but AWW))
this is giving such peter & trouble im 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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wasdaya · 2 years
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ALWAYS YOURS | steve harrington
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+ steve harrington x fem!reader
summary: steve is looking at you, he always is, but you never notice, until he tells you exactly how he feels
word count: 0.9k
warnings: none! this is literally the cutest and most romantic thing i've ever written
a/n: the gif is not mine! i found it on pinterest, so credits to the owner | masterlist here.
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"HEY STEVE come on, let's see The Goonies again please?"
“I don't know why you're being so cute. You never talk to me like that.” he laughs.
“Well, maybe it's because I want to convince you.” You speak as you push towards him on your bed.
“You know i do everything for you without needing more than once.”
You're blushing madly and you're doing your best to hide the rosy red in your cheeks. “Liar! I once had to ask you 7 times to lend me your car.” You say when you finally lie down in your warm, cozy bed.
“My car doesn't get into this discussion.” He argues as he closely watches your every step. The way you gently turn the television on and the way your lips curve into a small smile as The Goonies starts to play.
Maybe that's why Steve loves to do everything for you. Because he loves to see you smile. Your smile is the daily dose of serotonin he needs to live.
You are close to each other, maybe too close for two best friends, you can feel his hot breath against your exposed neck.
“You are so pretty.” He says more to himself than to you.
"And you're not paying attention to my favorite movie." You answer back.
"You really don't notice, do you?"
“Notice what exactly?”
“The way i never take my eyes off you.”
You are definitely breathing too hard. That's not Steve Harrington, your best friend. This is Steve Harrington crazy as fuck. Steve would never look at you that way, only you look at him that way.
"I hate it when you do that." He says.
“Do what?”
"Pretend you didn't hear me to avoid the question."
"I didn't avoid the-"
“Stop doing this shit, Y/N. I know you like the back of my hand, well, maybe more.”
“Steve, look, you are crazy and i-“
"Let's do it like this, I talk and you just listen, ok?" You just nod before he takes a deep breath and starts,“I'm lost without you. I'm a soulless person, like a lonely bird flying nowhere. I am who i am now because of you. You are all the reason, all the hope and all the dreams i’ve ever had in my life, and whatever happens after what im talking about, every day we're together is the best day of my life. I will always be yours. And you will always be mine.
One thing Steve is sure of. No guy can ever love you like he loves you. He won't be able to adore you in the same way, he won't be able to perceive all your tiny movements, the little quirks of your face. It's as if he's only been allowed to see the true color of your eyes. No man can ever see what he has seen. He won't know how to appreciate your sweet whims. He won't love your tiny hand, your infectious laugh and your killer smile. He can even see that lighter strand of your hair, it's true, but never love it. Not in the same way Steve does.
"She is beautiful. Familiar and comfortable.” Steve thinks when he sees the way you're looking at him after the confession. Your eyes are saying what you're not being able to say. Then he lowers his head, and you're facing each other and Steve gently brushes your lips with his. It's a kiss of love. Of history. From getting to know someone so thoroughly that he assume he knows how your lips taste like before he even touch them. But he didn't know. He had no idea. A soft moan travels from your throat to Steve's lips still pressed against your. This ignites a lust inside Steve that he's never felt before. Desperate for more, he runs his tongue over your mouth and you opens up to him. You moan when he tastes your tongue and hearing your voice reminds him that he is kissing his best friend.
He distances himself a little. Foreheads still touching. He looks at you looking for an answer. Hesitating at what he just have done, then you speak.
“I love you, Steve Harrington.”
And shit. His heart never beat as hard as it does now. His lips are back on yours. The long kiss he places on your slightly swollen mouth. Soon after he begins to sprinkle your face with several tender kisses. One in the corner of your mouth, one on your cheek, jaw and down to your neck. A hard laugh escapes your lips as the kisses become wetter and conspicuous. He turns his face back to yours, pausing for a few minutes to look at you and memorize every detail of your face – even though he already knows them all. –
"I can definitely get used to it." Steve says with the biggest smile you've ever seen leave his lips.
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lukeevangelista · 1 year
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I feel as though Ryders gf would love seeing him with maks
Uncle Ryder - Ryder Donovan
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I AGREE
I also got carried away writing this but you all get an imagine out of it soooo win win I guess?
****pretend that ryder is still at wisco in this****
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He loves his nephew so much that anytime that you see him with him, you fall over and over again for Ryder.
Adore is an understatement when you see them together.
When his sister and her boyfriend brought Maks to Wisco when he was a baby, you watched Ryder and Shay love all over him.
That was the first time you knew you had fallen for Ryder Donovan.
After that, when she’d come to visit at Wisco or you would go to Duluth with Ryder, he’d constantly have Maks with him. He always wanted to spend time with his nephew and who were you to stop him?
You loved the kid as much as him and honestly, seeing Ry with him filled your heart with so much joy.
“I’m going to go get Maks from moms today.” Ryder said as he walked into your shared bedroom in your apartment. Ryder had just gotten back from the gym.
“V has him with her while she takes care of some stuff before they head back to Alaska. Do you wanna go with me?” He asked as he tugged his shoes on, “I think I’m gonna take him ice skating. He’s been obsessed with that mini stick that Shay gave him so why not get him started a little early?”
You chuckled at his response and you got up out of bed, “Yeah Ill go.” You grabbed Ryders sweatshirt out of the closet before finding a pair of leggings, “Do I have time to shower or..?” You looked towards him.
“Yeah babe.” He said, “I’m gonna go down and make a protein shake.”
“Do you need to shower?” You asked as you walked over to him, your hands resting softly on his chest.
“I don’t, I showered at the gym, but who said two showers are bad for you?” He grinned as he followed you into the bathroom.
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You quickly blow dried your hair before tossing on the clothes you had picked out.
“Well that was.. something.” Ryder grinned from above you, him standing behind you in front of the mirror, seeing the hickeys across his chest, “I think you left a little something.”
“Well good thing you won’t be shirtless huh?” You shrugged as you popped your contacts in, “You ready?”
He nodded before walking out of the bathroom, grabbing his shirt before tugging it on. He made his way to the kitchen, taking care of what he was going to do before he was easily persuaded into showering with you.
“You ready?” You asked as you saw him finishing up with his protein shake.
“Yes ma’am.” He grinned as he grabbed his keys and wallet, “Lets go.”
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To say Maks being excited to see one of his uncles was an understatement.
“Ry ry!” He shouted, scrambling off of Ryder’s moms lap the moment he saw him.
“Maks!” Ryder squatted to allow Maks to run into his arms, “I missed you!”
“I missed you more!” He yelled.
“That’s not possible!” Ryder exclaimed animatedly as he stood up with his nephew in his arms, “Mom I’m gonna take Maks out for a little bit. I think we’re gonna go ice skating.”
She gave a nod before telling them to be careful as she handed you Maks mini stick
“Have fun you guys.”
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Now granted, Maks was only two. There was no way Ryder was putting his nephew in skates without his sisters permission, but that didn’t mean that he couldn’t take him to the backyard rink in his shoes.
Ryder tied his skates along with yours before standing up to find Maks holding his mini stick, “Play?”
“Yeah buddy.” Ryder hiked his nephew up on his hip before walking to the small pond, you following behind him. Your heart swelled as you both stepped on, him immediately skating with Maks on his hip, him slowly lowering to the ice.
Maks laugh rang through the air as he continued to lap you, “Down!” He squealed as he tried to walk over to the net, “Play!”
Maks basically forced Ryder into the goal that was on the ice, him trying to score on Ry.
“That’s literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.” You heard a voice from behind you, you recognizing it as Vanessa’s, “I don’t know how that couldn’t make you not want one.”
“Oh it is.” You softly laughed, “One day though. He’s been loving all over Maks today and it’s make my heart swell. He’ll be such a good dad one day.” You finished her agreeing with you.
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It wasn’t long after Vanessa arrived that she told Ryder that she needed to get Maks in the house to get him ready for dinner then bed.
“See you later V.” Ryder hugged his sister before telling his nephew the same thing.
You mimicked his actions before the two of you got into his car, heading back to your apartment.
“So one day?” He asked. He saw the confusion strike your features before explaining himself, “I heard you talking to Vanessa.”
“Oh.”
“It’s not a bad thing.” He said as he grabbed your hand from over the console, “I honestly wouldn’t want kids with anyone else except you.” He said sweetly.
“Good because I wouldn’t want anyone else either.”
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serafilms · 3 months
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just some of my fav content that kpop (boy) groups have put out (very specific!!!)
i spend many an hour on it (like actually just one hour) because i don’t want to work on my wips!!!
nct 127 hit the states: haechan x dallas
HAECHAN SILVER HAIR HAECHAN SILVER HAIR i will never shut up. this and purple and we go up brown/rainbow are his best looks idgaf. they’re just soo cute here and having so much fun and i can’t even believe how fun it looks :(( i wanna have a day like this
nct 127 hit the states: mark x vancouver
such a beautiful scenery and seeing mark be so happy in his hometown w the rest of 127 is so cute. taeil and jungwoo are so funny here too
boynextdoor pretty u cover
SLAYED! nothing more to say. i love bnd performances they ate down period.
beomgyu kids’ café on workman
the editing is so funny in this video PLS and the way the little girls all hated him but the boys were obsessed with him 😭 the café staff are so fun and nice too 👍 i love beomgyu sm
nct dream candy mv
no explanation required. once you candy you never stop candying. the cutest music video EVER i love it so much. nct dream mv’s always EAT. hello future, we go up, chewing gum, go, life is still going on (track video but still cute), hot sauce
txt lo$er=lover office attack version
so creative and fun and they look so good 😋
nct dream rooftop fight
so glad they actually did this bc i was waiting for it for so long 😭 they hyped it up for so many years did NOT disappoint. nct will never not be funny.
stray kids fancy cover
THE WAY I ACTUALLY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED UNTIL JUST NOW WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH MY YOUTUBE PLAYLIST. omg we moved on too soon
boynextdoor funnextdoor
i’m actually in the process of watching it rn but i’m actually so amazed at how genuine and funny they are?? usually a lot of groups (excluding survival show groups) take a while to warm up to the cameras and talk to them and be natural around them and their members in front of them, but you can really tell how comfortable bnd are with each other and even though they’re warming up the the cameras, they’re so cute about it and so natural and outgoing that it’s not awkward at all and so fun to watch! and on that note….
boynextdoor what? door!
they’re so funny omg also bc why are hybe editors so slay?? will never stop promoting bnd (+zb1!!! love riize too but they have sufficient hype tbh i need bnd appreciation!! 5th gen boy groups let’s gooooo)
zerobaseone zbtv
ok so this list actually isn’t specific anymore but can u blame me. they’re so funny in all of the episodes how am i to choose just one. zb1 are quite literally one of the absolute funniest groups I’ve ever seen. love them sm PLEASE stan before they disband 😞
eunchae star diary with sunghoon and heeseung
EUNCHAE !!!!! she’s so cute i love eunchae star diary 😭 this was more awkward than the jake ni-ki one tbh but it was really cute too 👍 and the way sunghoon kept trying to weasel out the tea from her like leave that girl alone hoon 😭😭
honourable mentions to the kyujin and hiyyih episodes too!! bc it’s so fun to see eunchae with her friends
en o’clock episode 12
the one where they did like the high up line training course thing idk what it’s called and they were wearing camo print like military ish stuff idk man but it’s so funny and their early days r so cute
en o’clock episodes 32 and 33
the irl among us episodes 😭😭
boys planet jelly pop
MY GODDDDDD JELLY POP ZHANG HAO I LOVE U SM. i wish he liked women and was 4 years younger and went to my uni. i purchased many zhang hao pc’s recently. jelly pop my #7 most played song in spotify. i watched it too many times. saved so many edits. ilysm king.
txt idol human theatre when they went to that house
the way the managers lifted taehyun out of the pool gets me every single time 😭😭😭
txt idol human theatre during blue hour era
my fav idol human theatre episode EVER. so funny and i love blue hour era sm‼️
stray kids family 3rd anniversary
skz with wigs will never not be iconic. and why did jeongin and felix lowkey devour acting elderly like???
to do x txt flying yoga episode 83
i love this episode so much actually omfg PLEASEE they’re so funny 😭 kpop idols doing any kind of strenuous movement exercise is my favourite content ever
to do x txt self defense episode 104
this one is CRIMINALLY underrated actually. wdym both parts don’t have 1 million views at least? can’t tell you how many times i had to rewind bc i was enjoying it so much 🫶🫶 i have plans to rewatch this soon so i also can learn some self defense moves.
run bts episode 55
this whole trip starts from ep 53 but them slapping each other’s asses and trying not to laugh is one of the funniest things i’ve ever watched actually,, this was one of the first run bts vids i watched on vlive and it brings me back when i see clips of it 😢
the nct show (nct 2020 but in 2022)
i love LOVE when nct all gets together :( nct 2018 and nct world 2.0 !!!! everything happens for a reason and sungchan and shotaro belong in riize but this video is so fun and they’re all so cute together!! field day episodes!!!!!! this and hybe game caterers fr
007” 00” the nct show
same as previous with extra emphasis on I LOVE THE 00 LINE HOKY FUCK. yangyang ❤️❤️❤️ i need to watch more wayv content i miss him
upper side dreamin’ halloween version behind the scenes
sunoo dancing to mama at the end is peak editing. enha vs ghosts let’s go!!! they’re all so cute and funny in this 🥳🥳 the way ni-ki abandoned the camera man bye 😭
txt magic island mv
words cannot express how much i miss the dream chapter: magic era. how i wish i could find a song that makes me feel the way run away and magic island do. the things i’d do to listen to that album for the first time omfg!!!! anyways this mv and the run away mv make me so emotional like 😭😭😭 also old bts txt lore used to be so confusing to me like i would spend soo so long trying to figure it out
anyways that’s it bc youtube search and sorting history filters are ass so i can’t find many more but i hope at least 1 person finds a new video to watch from this.
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thedanoriddler · 2 years
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Hi omg I love ur work🥺🥺 I was wondering if u could do Edward nashton meeting his old crush from the orphanage while he is riddler accidentally? Like they both wanna kill this guy and he realises who she is 🥺🥺💕💕 thank u
Oh my god, I love this idea! I’m afraid I got a little carried away and it ended up becoming a full on fic at this point but… hopefully you’ll enjoy!
Warnings for fluff, the first parts are literally the cutest thing I’ve written 💚 also for talk of death and murder but this is Eddie/Riddler we’re talking about so 😂 I apologise in advance for any OOC nonsense, it’s been a long few weeks for me 😭
Also, there aren’t any gender terms so I suppose this is a gender neutral reader but I’ll admit that while writing it, I was imagining myself (a woman) 😅 I imagine the reader later on in the story is a little like Selina Kyle because… well, you’ll see. Hopefully it’ll make sense in the story! But the reader doesn’t have a particular gender in this story so… yep! All genders can enjoy! ❤️
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After the death of your parents, you were of course sent to the Gotham Orphanage. It was difficult enough losing both of your parents, let alone being forced to now live in what was quite possibly the most underfunded, dirty, cold orphanage in the world. To add, the adults in charge were unsympathetic, not caring that you were grieving your lost family, and the other kids were largely no better from what you could tell. You immediately hated it there, and you wished more than ever that you could go back to how things were before - you and your parents, happy and together.
There was soon one bright spot though.
You had seen the shy boy with glasses a few times around the orphanage, usually reading or working on some kind of puzzle; he didn’t appear to have any friends, and you’d even overheard some of the other kids make fun of him, but because they were older and bigger, you hadn’t been able to step in. He seemed so unlike the other children at the orphanage, you thought, and you wondered if it might be worth speaking to him - even if you only had one friend, it was bound to be less lonely than having none. It took a few weeks before you had the right opportunity to talk to him away from anyone else and also after settling into your new “home”, but eventually the right moment came.
It had been a chilly autumn day, and you saw him sitting outside under a tree away from the other children playing - you didn’t really want to play with any of the other kids, so you decided you’d speak to the shy boy, maybe ask what he was doing. You noticed that he looked surprised when you sat down opposite him, glancing around as if expecting you to be sitting with someone else, as if you were only sitting near him as a coincidence.
“Hi,” you greeted, somewhat awkwardly. “I’m (Y/N).”
The boy blinked and didn’t speak for a long moment, and you briefly wondered if he even could speak - perhaps he was mute or something. Just as you were debating apologising for disturbing him and leaving, you heard a quiet voice.
“I’m… I’m Edward.”
“Edward.” You repeated it, determined to remember it. “Umm… What are you reading, Edward?”
He looked down at his book and back, still perplexed that you were talking to him - it was obvious he was mostly ignored. “Oh, I’m not reading… Well, I suppose I am, but… It’s a riddle book actually.”
“Riddles? Like… Like a problem you solve?”
He couldn’t stop himself from smiling slightly to himself. “Sort of. They can be misleading or puzzling, and you have to be smart to solve them - that’s why I like them.”
“Huh. Can you try one on me?” You ask, your interest piqued.
“Oh.” He looked surprised by your question but still flipped open his book and searched for one hurriedly. “These are super easy ones, but… The less of me you have, the more one is worth; treat me with care as I will you, and both of us will share our time on earth. What am I?”
You wrinkled your nose up as your thought, which made him smile even more to himself; it took nearly a whole minute to consider what he’d said before you figured it out. “Is it… a friend?”
“Yes!” His eyes lit up behind his glasses, and you realised absentmindedly that he had green eyes. “Yes, it is a friend! You’re the only person who’s figured it out when I’ve asked them!”
For the first time since your parents had died, you felt yourself smile, almost wryly. “So… Are you asking me to be your friend?”
His mouth opened and closed very quickly. “I… umm… I…” It was clear that he was worried he’d offended you somehow. “I didn’t mean to… I mean, if- if you don’t want to be then… then that’s okay…”
You looked at this shy but intelligent boy in front of you, at his huge glasses and the way his cheeks had gone pink, and knew immediately what your answer would be. “Yes.”
“Y- Yes?” His eyes were even wider than ever, voice no louder than a disbelieving whisper.
You smiled and moved closer to him. “Yes, I want to be friends.”
****
Edward Nashton was not only your friend - he was your best friend, and you were his.
The two of you spent most of your time together, usually finding an empty room or quiet area of the orphanage to be alone in away from the other children, and you were practically inseparable. You did a lot of puzzles - not just riddles but also jigsaws, word problems, sudoku, even card games - together, and when you weren’t playing those, you’d sit and talk for hours. You’d never had a friend like Eddie, not even when your parents had been alive, and being around him made dealing with their loss so much easier.
It didn’t take long for you to trust Eddie or feel at ease with him, and you told him everything; you told him about your parents, about where you used to live, your old school, about how they died. He listened intently to everything, and you knew that he never forgot anything you told him - he was so smart, much smarter than a lot of the other kids in the city, and you knew he could memorise things easily, especially when it came to you.
You learnt that Eddie had lived at the orphanage ever since he could remember, that he could barely remember his own parents - and the small scraps that he did remember about his parents weren’t nearly as wonderful as what you knew about yours. You were understanding yet horrified when he recounted that he could remember his father hurting him and calling him “stupid”, and you told Edward that he was the smartest person you’d ever met - and it was the truth.
Neither of you were particularly liked by the other kids at the orphanage - mostly Edward was targeted by your peers, although you found that you also got teased and made fun of for standing up for him, for hanging around with him. You wouldn’t have had it any other way - Edward was your best friend, and that was that. You mostly ignored the others, knowing they weren’t worth your time.
But Edward got it much worse than you; he’d been there longer, and his intense love of puzzles and riddles singled him out. You saw the bruises on your friend from being pushed over, the way the frames of his glasses repeatedly got snapped, and even on one occasion you’d been the one who found him after the others had forced his head down a toilet. It made you so angry, so full of rage, that people could treat him like this - and that the orphanage staff did nothing to stop this. In fact, the staff didn’t even attempt to hide their dislike of Edward, ignoring the bullying even when it happened in front of them and even encouraging it at times.
You wanted nothing more than to hurt the people who hurt your best friend.
“They’re just jealous,” you told him firmly as you finished taping his glasses frame back together - thankfully, the lenses were intact still. “They’re all jealous because they know you’re ten times smarter than they ever will be, Eddie. You’re going to go on to do great things, you’re going to change this city, and they’re afraid of that - afraid of how powerful you’ll be.”
He sniffed, putting his glasses back on his face before looking at you with a hopeful stare. “You think so?”
You nodded emphatically. “I know so.”
He smiled weakly, allowing you to smooth down the collar of his shirt and help fix his hair; after a moment, he looked at you in an almost bashful way. “You… You called me Eddie.”
“Huh. I guess I did.” You met his eyes. “Is that okay? Can I call you that?”
“Absolutely,” Eddie breathed, and the way he looked at you made you feel somewhat funny inside. “I… I like you calling me that.”
“Good.” You beamed at him happily before taking his arm. “Come on, we’ve got time until the dinner bell - enough time for you to help me finish that crossword.”
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It was official: Eddie had a crush on you, his best friend.
As you both hit adolescence, he started to realise it more and more; he had always liked you, obviously, as you were his best friend - but this was different. For a while, he’d passed off the intensity of it as just really caring about you because of your friendship, because neither of you had anyone else - you were the only good thing in his life. But as you both started to grow out of childhood, it became more and more obvious that what he was feeling wasn’t platonic at all.
It wasn’t platonic to feel a warm tingle whenever you touched his arm, he realized, nor that he had thoughts of wanting to embrace you, of holding your hand as you walked everywhere together. He noticed more and more that he was staring at your mouth and wondering what it would be like to kiss you, what you’d taste like, and even how you might react if he just kissed you randomly. Oh, and it definitely was not platonic to have dreams about you, especially not dreams that left his heart pounding and body tense.
Eddie had it bad for you, but he was scared of you finding out - scared not only that you’d reject him, but also that it would ruin your friendship completely and he’d then have no one anymore. He imagined scenarios of your possible reactions to finding out he had a crush on you, but he knew you’d never like him back, not like that - of course you wouldn’t, he thought miserably, because you were so amazing, so incredible, that why would you like him in that way?
He tucked away memories of certain moments in his mind, knowing that reliving them in his thoughts was the closest he’d ever get to actually being in a relationship with you; your beautiful eyes lighting up at the sight of him, a hand on his arm or shoulder, your laugh, the way you called him ‘Eddie’ so affectionately, how you stood up to those who bullied the two of you. It kept him going on even the worst days, and despite knowing he couldn’t tell you of his feelings, that it would most likely never happen, he was still so happy to just spend every day with you.
And then you were gone.
One day some distant relatives of yours came; they’d been overseas for the last several years and hadn’t realised your parents had died, that you’d been living in this rundown orphanage that no one in the city cared enough about to fix. You were overjoyed, not really to see them as you’d not really met them before but more so because it meant you’d get to leave this awful place, and once the staff of the orphanage were able to establish that they were indeed your relatives, you were going home with them.
It all happened very quickly; you were hurriedly made to pack your bag with the few belongings you had and rushed onwards without a backwards glance. As you approached the main door of the orphanage, however, you realised something.
“I need to say goodbye to Eddie,” You said, but when you attempted to turn around, one of the staff grabbed you by the arm and marched you forwards. “Wait, no, please, just let me say goodbye to him-!”
But none of them would listen, not even your relatives; you begged them for just five minutes so you could find your best friend, so you could give him a phone number or even an address to write to, but they refused - they wanted to get out of Gotham as soon as possible.
“He’s my best friend,” You pleaded desperately, on the verge of tears. “Please, I can’t leave without saying goodbye!”
But they merely told you that you’d make other friends in your new home, that soon enough you wouldn’t even remember this old friend of yours, and he’d probably forget you too. You cried hard as you were driven away, vowing to yourself that you’d find Eddie someday, you’d find a way to let him know where you were, that you’d see each other again one day.
Eddie had watched you disappear from the window of the boys’ room, and he’d cried; he cried because the staff hadn’t allowed him to come and say goodbye, because they’d locked him in this room so he couldn’t get out, but mostly because his heart was broken. His only friend - his best friend - was gone without so much as a goodbye, and he had no idea where you’d gone.
Why didn’t you say goodbye?, he thought, hurt by this fact: he cared so much about you, and he had hoped that you cared about him too, even if it was only as a friend. It was like you didn’t care about him, that it was all a lie - and it was like a knife to the gut.
As the days turned to weeks, and then to months and years, he waited for any sign that you cared about him, for a letter or some kind of communication. But nothing ever came. It was like you’d forgotten all about him.
He never forgot you though - never.
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After your relatives died many years later, you used the money they had left you to return to Gotham; it was even more awful than you remembered due to the crime rate skyrocketing, and it was clear that the streets were run by criminals - and no one did a thing about it.
You went back to the orphanage, hoping to find some information on your old best friend - to find out what happened to him, to track him down - but it was abandoned save for a few dropheads hiding out there. There were no records left, no hints as to your old friend’s current whereabouts, and you found yourself crying when you got back to your new apartment in Gotham because you had no idea how you’d find him, no idea if he was even still in the city or where he might have gone.
Gotham was a big city - even if he was still there, your chances at finding him were slim. He had no social media that you could find, no records… you wondered if he was even alive anymore. You remembered how every winter, at least one of the babies had died in the orphanage, and the older kids soon became dropheads… what if that had happened to your Eddie? You couldn’t bear the thought of it.
You were so angry - so ridiculously, undeniably angry - at what that place had done to you and Eddie, what might have happened to him after you had been taken away. And as you spent longer and longer back in Gotham, this anger began to rise: you were realizing more than ever that the people who ran this city were corrupt, that they were in fact the same people responsible for the miserable childhood you and your best friend had endured. Just as during your childhood, no one did anything to help in this city - everyone just let it happen. The closest anyone had to justice was a damn masked vigilante running around dressed like a bat, and that wasn’t really helping much in terms of changing the overall corruption of the city.
Someone needed to do something - and if that had to be you, then so be it.
****
No one knew who the Riddler was - exactly how he wanted it.
Edward Nashton had built this persona carefully, had spent months plotting and planning things before they were put into motion. He had made sure everything was perfect: the coat one of his favourite shades of dark green, the mask hid everything but his eyes, it was comfortable and not too loose whilst allowing him to wear his glasses. There was no chance of leaving any of his DNA behind; his gloves were thick but didn’t leave fibres behind, he knew how to meticulously wrap his head in clingwrap before donning his mask so that there was no chance of hairs being left behind. Every inch of him was covered, even his mouth, and it would be impossible for the GCPD or anyone else to link The Riddler back to Edward Nashton, a forensic accountant. No one would suspect him, no one would know until he chose to reveal it.
But for now he had things that needed doing; the first step of his great plan was to murder the mayor, Don Mitchell Jr, on Halloween night. The death of the city mayor would change everything, and he almost couldn’t wait - but he had to, for he had something he needed to do first.
The director of the old Gotham Orphanage where he’d grown up was in his late fifties now, living comfortably on the outskirts of the city. Edward had done his research: the man had no family and lived alone - he was almost too easy a target. He was not a high profile figure, not like the mayor or the others who would form a part of his plan to bring to truth to the light - it was a personal matter, something he had to do for himself.
The director had been the one who punished him, who never stopped the bullying and abuse inflicted by the other children and staff - but worst of all, he was the one who had signed the documents that took his best friend away, the one who sneered as he refused to give any information or allow him to write a letter.
Perhaps it was selfish - he was doing this purely for himself and not for the city - but he didn’t care. No one could blame him for wanting to kill this man, and no one would miss him.
It was easy to sneak into the old director’s small apartment on the outside of the city; the man had left a window open before going out for dinner, and Edward had to try not to smirk under his mask as he used the fire escape to climb up and slip inside. Now all he had to do was wait.
The plan was simple: he would wait for the ex-director to return, hidden away behind the bedroom door, and then strike when the moment was right. He knew where exactly to strike the skull, how to stage it to look like he’d just fallen and never gotten up. No one would investigate further than what was immediately obvious - the GCPD weren’t clever enough for that, and wouldn’t want to put the work in for someone so meaningless.
As he entered the bedroom to wait, however, it became immediately clear that he wasn’t alone.
He deflected the blow that came his way easily despite his surprise, reaching for the bludgeon he had on his belt; the figure who had attacked him was reeling back, planning their next attack, and he noticed that they were smaller, their face covered by a balaclava, dressed completely in black. He hadn’t planned for an additional person - this was certainly not his target, and the fact they were masked made it obvious that they, like him, certainly weren’t supposed to be there either.
The figure launched again, and Edward grabbed them by the arm; they were either sloppy in their fighting or taken just as aback as he was by his appearance. He hadn’t been planning on killing a second person tonight, but if he had to then he would - it would be sloppy not to. The stranger huffed, trying to break free, and he pulled them closer so that he could manoeuvre them with both of his hands. The eyes behind the mask flashed and-
And he felt his breath catch. He knew those eyes: he’d thought about them every day and night since he was a child.
It couldn’t be.
He let go, and the stranger moved away, panting harshly. “Jesus Christ, what the fuck, dude???”
The voice was familiar - not quite the same, it was slightly older but he recognised the tone, the accent, the way this person spoke. He had never forgotten your voice - he had never forgotten anything about you, even years later.
“Listen, I’m here for someone in particular, I don’t want to hurt anyone else, so if you could just-”
“(Y/N)?” His voice was soft and muffled by the mask.
You stopped speaking, surprised that this person knew your name; you hadn’t really met anyone upon returning to Gotham, keeping to yourself, and even so, you’d thought your mask would provide you anonymity. “Do I know you?”
Now that you weren’t actively fighting this person, you got a good look at them; it was a man, judging by the stature and voice, and he was dressed in a green trench coat with a white question mark painted on the left side. The mask covered their whole face, but you realised now that they were wearing a pair of glasses.
With a jolt, you remembered that Eddie had worn glasses like that. But it couldn’t be him, it couldn’t possibly…
You hesitated for a moment before reaching up and removing your mask; the eyes behind the glasses widened in recognition, and you realised those eyes were green - just like his, the exact same shade.
“Eddie?” You murmured, heart pounding.
For a moment, the masked figure didn’t say anything - and then, slowly, he removed his glasses before reaching up and pulling his mask off.
He had grown up, just as you had, but you knew: this was Eddie, your Eddie. Even though he’d wrapped his head in something, even though his face was older than that of the teenage boy you’d loved, even though it had been years, you knew it was him.
“I…” You felt your throat close up. “Eddie.”
“(Y/N)…” He looked thunderstruck at the sight of you as he replaced the glasses onto his face. “I… Hi.”
Before you could stop yourself, you were throwing your arms around him whilst trying to hold your tears back. “Fuck, Eddie, I’ve been trying to find you! I thought…” You sniffed. “I missed you.”
He was surprised by this, but you felt a tentative hand on your back as he relaxed slightly. “I missed you too.”
You pulled away to look at him, a flurry of emotions running through you; you couldn’t believe it, that after all this time, after all the pain and heart ache of being separated from him, you’d found him when you weren’t even expecting it. Now you were looking at him properly, you could see that this was without a doubt your best friend - there was no mistaking it.
“What are you doing here?” You questioned, head still spinning. “And… why are you dressed like that?”
Eddie opened his mouth and closed it again, not certain on how to answer. “Oh. I’m… well… this is what I do,” He said carefully. “I was… waiting for someone.”
“Oh.”
“And why are you here? And dressed like that?” He asked, rather perplexed.
You hesitated for the second time that evening, not sure of how much to tell him - you didn’t think he would go to the police or turn you in, but you were completely sure of how he’d react to the truth. But then, you thought as you looked at how he was dressed, perhaps he understood more than you thought. “For the same reason as you, I think; I’m here for him.”
You could tell by the way his eyes lit up with understanding that you were right. “We’re both after the same person - to make him pay.”
There were a lot of things the two of you needed to discuss - you hadn’t seen each other for roughly a decade and a half, after all - but you were both aware of where you were, and that you didn’t have time to have that conversation here. Instead, you toyed with your mask before sending the man in front of you a meaningful look.
“How about,” You began slowly. “We work together and take care of this guy, and then maybe we can catch up later?”
Eddie considered this for a moment before slowly nodding and preparing to put his own mask back on. “I think that’s a good plan.”
As it turned out, it was so much easier to do with two.
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Crap ending be crap lol
May write a follow up to this where they talk and he confesses his feelings, who knows? 😉
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