#why have I never heard this before

[maegalkarven]

We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.

Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.

But have we thought about the other side of this?

How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".

How many of banites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?

Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.

#dark urge #dark urge x gortash #enver gortash #bg3 spoilers #random banist: didn't they die. i heard they died #other banist: ugh i hoped they did. unfortunately they're back. now our lord gortash is going to be insufferable #a new banist: what...is he doing? why is he looking at this stranger like that? #an experienced banist: my dear naive child. you're about to expirience the horrors what are being around when lord gortash loses his mind #over some murder hobo at that #young banist: I've never seen him make such an expression before #older banist: and i hoped i never would have again. who's guarding lord's personal chambers tonight? #older banist: because it definetely won't be me #nwm baneit sounds much better than banist but I'm not retyping all these tags

[nyaskitten]

Just found out a lot of Ninjago voice actors starred in a Bible show, which lasted for like TEN YEARS???

#NO BECAUSE #WHY THE FUCK DOES MASTER WU VOICE SATAN . SATAN ???? #HELLO??? #ITS NOT EVEN A 'wow voice actors are in other shows' THING #ITS A 'how the fuck have i never heard of this before' THING #ninjago #raine's rambles #at what point do we just accept the connection between ninjago and christianity .

[cubedmango]

「30歳まで売れないとアイドルになれるらしい」 (from cherry magic volume 12 special edition) — english translation

#cherry magic #my translation #ok immediately massive disclaimer there was a bunch of idol fandom+music+fashion terms in here ive never heard of so stuff might be v wrong #pls have mercy i tried my best with whatever info i could find 🙏 #also another small t/n for a thing i Do know about . so on pg 4 kurosawa actually says '好きなんだよ' which has no object specifically #so the thing he says he likes depends wholly on context #since he says that straight up first it could be interpreted as him saying 'i like You' which is why adachi goes 'whuh???' and turns red- #-in the next panel for a second anyway before kurosawa clarifies that he means the songs #(but maybe he was backpedaling and was actually saying that he likes adachi at first . hmmmmm) #but yeah i couldnt find any good way to actually make that work in english so i thought ill have it in the tags at least #i wonder if sensei will continue this AU like she did wizardsawa that would be cool.... theres so much potential

[episodes-without-incident]

4/9/2024:

2 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)

17 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005) (new record!)

#episode: Drawing the Weirdest SCPs (That We've Never Heard Of Before) #2 episodes without cats incident #17 episodes without cascada incident #drawfee #why did karina have to be. so good at art #anyway this was a great episode I loved the energy #favorites

[hogwartscastle]

I have been in this fandom for like nine years now and just a few minutes ago I came across one of the most logical theories ever?!

"Snape didn't kill Dumbledore with the curse because he didn't want to kill him (we know that it takes will to make forbidden curses work). The blast of the curse caused Dumbledore to fall down the astronomy tower. That's why Harry didn't get rid of the Full Body-Bind Curse until Dumbledore's impact."

Say what you want but this is a good one.

#Why have I never heard of this one before?? #severus snape #albus dumbledore #harry potter #hogwarts #half-blood prince #hp6 #book #potterhead #theory #magicfolk #pottersource #dailypotter #wizarding world #harry potter and the half-blood prince #fandom #dailywizardwheezes

[haunted-xander]

Drawing every kh original character 9/9

#ill be honest i still havent completely caught up caught up on dark road yet and i have never seen or heard of heimdall or helgi before #who are these guys. i mean i guess theyre also upper classmen but like. who are they. why have i never seen anything of them before #vidar #vala #vali #hoder #sigrun #heimdall #helgi #kingdom hearts #kh #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[dootznbootz]

Odypen definitely and equivalently adore each other BUT I weirdly can't see them as the type to actually say "I Love you".

They still definitely vocalize their love for each other but it's more so in "My Joy", and "Extraordinary Woman", "Strange Woman/Man", etc. And very cheesy lines (both say some cheesy shit in the Odyssey, and he definitely does in the Iliad as well. "Joy like a drowning sailor seeing land" bit???)

I could see "I adore you" but even then, that's probably during very specific moments but the actual "I love you"??? I just typed it just now for fic shit and... It weirdly just didn't feel right and I don't know why. 😅

Idk maybe it's kind of because I see them as over the top in ways, they love wordplay and riddles and I think they'd almost think "...That's not good enough >:( " about it??? I don't know???😂

#I wrote this last night. I'll do the asks I got later. don't worry! :D #I am the cheese god remember?😅 #I think these two would try to “out-cheese” each other and whoever is left speechless first loses #“I would forget my own name before I would ever forget you” bullshit. CHEESY #And yes. “I sleep in our nest with you or outside on the dirt” stupidity >:D #I plan for Odysseus as a beggar to ask why she waits so long. As he's been gone a longer amount of time than the time they had together #(Simply asking as reassurance. He knows his answer. Calypso asked him. but what about Penelope?) but she gets mad at the #“Beggar” and pities him as he must be telling the truth about having a miserable life if he never got the chance to know such devotion #How what they have could never be sullied by #something as trivial as distance and years. How the years with him were the best in her life. Only made better by their son. #'My dear Joy made songs and poems about love a reality as that was simply the life we shared. Even separated our 'song' will always echo #no matter how long it's been. I'LL make sure it always does. And I know he's doing the same... That strange man used to say that #even if he died his corpse would drag itself back to us before he'd ever give up.' #...I'm not one for 'odyssey zombie au' but when I first heard it yeah. :'D Came up with this back then #“His eyes as hard as flint or horn-” Bullshit! The sad lil fuck is hiding sobs with coughs and telling her to keep away for fear of her #catching whatever “illness” he has. The nice thing about being disguised as old means sickly old man works. #... #I'm noticing that Odysseus has a lot of silly oneliners while I write Penelope with a shit ton of set up :'D #They are so silly and I love them so much #...I wrote a lot :'D #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #odypen #yahoo!!! #sometimes I wonder if I should tag this with more things but I don't want to taint the regular tags with my bullshit :'D I KNOW I'm insane

[waruihoshi]

Not an old lackadaisy fan (knew the webcomic) nor a brand new lackadaisy fan (just watched the pilot) but a secret third thing (discovered the pilot and then proceeded to read the whole ass comic in only one night and all the bonuses in another, currently scrolling through the blog's archives starting from 2011)

#lackadaisy #why have I never heard about it before it's so good #I have the knowledge but not all of it

[scatterpatter]

Feeling normal again

#tl;dr its less about the shape itself and more about the response #theres a level of coolness associated with the response #most people dont ever have an answer ready to go. most never thought of it before so theyll have to think it through. #if they think ur weird for asking and/or dismiss you entirely their vibes likely arent so good #many people will stop and think for a bit. and will likely give a reason WHY they picked theirs #if thats the case their vibes are p normal and youve now opened up a conversation starter congrats #possibly broke up some awkward tension by asking something so obscure and out of left field #then you have the people who had their answers READY TO GO. most of the time these people are cool as hell. #passing the vibe check with flying colors because you just gave them a reason to explain why trapezoids are underrated #or infodump abt a shape uve never heard of #OR you'll get the occasional 'what do you have a favorite shape' incredulous ask #and then you can quickly drop your own favorite shape (parallelograms my beloved) #which opens up the hidden SECOND VIBE CHECK #if they react positively to you having a shape ready to go their vibes are likely good #if they immediately think ur weird for having a favorite shape ready to go their vibes are probably not so good #its full-proof /hj #socializing is a science and i aint in STEM for nothing #<- totally neurotypical haha whaaaat im normal mhm totally normal #this is normal people things to think about

[wariocompany]

There are a great deal of books and academic papers about Astérix translation for this very reason but TL;DR (or IF;DR In French Didn't Read) no matter how difficult and mind bending you think it is I promise it is even more so. Some highlights from Complete Guide:

#I've said this before but the moment I heard about Astérix translation I decided I wanted to be a translator and have not changed my mind #And also why I joke it would be my dream career to translate it but never could because this blog would haunt me

[emberunderscore]

SEASON 1 SHERB SWEAR EXCUSE ME??????

#im just trying to transcribe #its so clear as well #i was not prepared for this #why have i never heard this before??? #fsmp

[hella1975]

am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i making you feel sick am i

#WHEN ONE MUTUAL CAINPOSTS WE ALL CAINPOST APPARENTLY IM SO TIRED WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS #DONT THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD OR YOULL NEVER SLEEP A WINK AT NIGHT AGAIN #i have truly never heard a song like this before it’s turning in my stomach and it IS making me feel sick #ethel cain

[mayasdeluca]

There is no way ABC isn’t messing with these numbers because this makes absolutely zero sense. I hate this damn network

#make it a little less obvious next time alphabet network #I have never heard of anyone discussing will trent before in my life except for one person #(shoutout Hannah lol) #and I watch not dead yet…it’s fine but again barely any buzz #why would it have more views than say the rookie or 911? #someone anyone please pick up this show and do the ultimate FU to abc because I’m tired

[cremechees]

i thought this fits them pretty well hehe

#heathcliff #hong lu #limbus company #heathlu #hongcliff #what even is the ship name ive heard heathhong too #anyway #i always love the go for it nakamura parody art #so cute!! #had to do it with them #anyway yall i literally spent like 4 hours on this instead of working on my actual art hw #procrastination at its finest tbh #dont do art hw do some other art!! #unfortunate i cant turn this in for my final #sad! #the lettering and editing the patterns n stuff took way longer than i thought #please take note that i have changed the octopus doodles to bunnies #i recently obtained bunny heath and tbh i think i might be using him wrong? he runs out of ammo real fast #i think im more of a stamina/long run player cuz i take safe options and so he runs out before i finish the battle #and thats why i'll never get a trimmed banner for railway ._.

[sunnydalebimbo]

just thought about how “bill” is a perfect acceptable nickname for spike and its gonna make me crawl out of my skin. literally i dont know hiw to take this.

#cant stop thinking about riley marchung up to spike and doing the macho head nod thing while greeting him as ‘bill’ #billy the bloody #i tok two rocket gummies and this consumed my mind #can we please discuss i have never heard this before #he is billiam why is he billiam #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #spike

[strange-creature-with-a-hat]

wait wait wait wait wait is praying mantises on your list of liked bugs I need to know

YESS!! I THINK THEY'RE VERY COOL!!

I don't think I know a whole lot about them, but they're great, I love how it looks like they have pupils

Heres A collection of of photos the little drama queens I found a while ago (screenshotted from the discord channel I put them in)

My sona was originally based off of them, but since then I've taken inspiration from other insects (I sadly don't have any current photos of him, it's name is bug :3)

#The weird thing about knowing a lot about some stuff sometimes and being around people that know a lot about some stuff sometimes #Is that you could tell someone about something and they could know so much more than you about it #But then you could mention something you thought was common knowledge and someone will have never heard it before #Very off topic but also why I wasn't sure of how much I know #Not enough to info dump that's for sure 😔 #Also i think it's pretty safe to say that I like most bugs #Including wasps I'm a fan of wasps #creature answers #They're very silly