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#why does this keep happening
inkskinned · 2 months
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at the end of the day it's not that you hate your job - actually, you like working, you like routine, you like feeling like an adult - it's that any time you fuck anything up, you feel like you're fucking dying.
because you could be actually fucking dying. because if one day you wake up and you misunderstood something - you could lose your job, and nobody is hiring, and nobody is paying, and nobody takes people like you, and that job you want hasn't gotten back to you. and what exactly are you going to do without insurance? good luck with those meds. you should have thought of that before being a person.
so it's not just that you forgot to CC someone on an email, it's that if you don't have this job, you can't afford rent. it's not that you misread a comment, it's that if you get fired, you will be in massive amounts of unpayable debt. it's not that you are bad at your job, but here are the stakes as they have been decided for you: be perfect or fucking die. like, literally, die. that is how much safety net you have: none.
it's not burnout, technically. but you literally just had two typos in your work, and you're already picturing the ending. you want to throw up & curl up & make it all go away. it is two typos. if he decides he is mad at you, you lose literally everything.
your mom says that you seem stressed. the thing is that you have never known a job that isn't stressful. welcome to capitalism. there is no other road, only this one. what the fuck is a career. you come here, and we hold your life against the barrel of a gun, and somewhere someone is spinning the chamber and pulling. eventually the bullet will come.
you live in a mugging. your boss owns three cars and has four kids. you worry about having enough to feed your dog. good luck. beg for forgiveness. CC the right people next time and be grateful, kid. somebody has it worse than you. someone, probably, has it worse than you. so what if you can't sleep or eat or focus. your work chat sound literally makes you panic. you had to change the sounds of computer notifications so you'd stop having such an upset stomach.
welcome to the real world! the rat race! the dog eat dog circus!
your doctor studies the results and frowns at you. "it's bad for your heart," she says. "try to reduce your levels of stress."
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madimuffin75 · 4 months
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Bunny Man
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mylifeingotham · 2 months
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zan-the-second · 8 months
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I've seen ppl say Ineffable Bureaucracy being canon wasn't in their bingo cards and it's funny because it's in MINE and I NEVER expected I would cross it out AND YET HERE WE FUCKING ARE
You wanna know what WASN'T in my bingo card????
A FUCKING DIVORCE
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rayaartz · 8 months
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Discovering something new...
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(reposting this again cause my Tumblr keeps bugging)
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tryingtoorbitthesun · 7 months
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me: *excited* oh I have new followers on tumblr!!
the said followers:
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beeqisch · 23 days
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i wanted you to see me but not like that
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So since Rae may or may not still have his godly powers, hopefully Rae won’t accidentally rip himself open for the 37th time
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How it feels to like the music of someone who is cancelled and everyone hates
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anxietyinducedpisces · 2 months
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⚠️Poppy Playtime Ch.3 spoilers⚠️
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NOT AGAIN-
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iceaesthiexs · 3 months
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gege made Higuruma the perfect rebound for nanami girls and then just put us through trauma AGAIN
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seashoreships · 1 month
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okay. got into jazzpunk.... is this fandom still alive
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eldritchqueerture · 2 years
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checking lyrics and finding out the song is about sexual attraction incident. 8 dead 34 injured
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cemeterything · 1 year
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they call me tetanus mike on account of how i'm always catching myself on random sharp bits of metal and wood sticking out of places they shouldn't be and shrugging and licking the blood off the wound before carrying on with my life like nothing happened, not even a bandaid between me and the countless diseases and infections of the earth
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soars22 · 3 months
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Wait-Wait, guys, I’ve figured it out, I know how we can still win!
Pac will come back from Purgatory Two Homophobic Boogaloo and Fit will take care of him and heal him and he’ll be so relieved that Pac’s safe that he’ll confess, and they’ll finally go on their date and it’ll be fINE!
EVERYTHING’S FINE!!!!!!
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sedittedice · 5 months
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Pov: im hyperfixating on a God damn roller-coaster
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Edit: i recently found out a few of these pics are made by: @/cablestwisted
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