#why do I taste milk

[luuxxart]

I don’t remember the point of this

#persona 5 #goro akechi #akira kurusu #akeshu #shuake #tohru adachi #miyu Akechi #uncle Adachi au #pilk mention #this came from a combined desire to make a pilk comic #and a comic about Akechi and his mom #and also about Adachi somehow #i also REALLY wanted to draw the dance outfits #the end product is something that is currently existing #idk why I spent so much time on this lmaoooo #also I just want to make a PSA here #pilk should always be more milk than pepsi otherwise it will taste like absolutely nothing #also also #use a flavored pepsi for better effect like cherry #Dr pepper is a good alternative if you do not have the cherry pepsi #i can’t attest to the taste of coilk so idk abt using cherry or vanilla coke

[akkivee]

The Rosho Special☆ Cream of the Crop Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Sasara: Oh, you’ve really been cookin’!

Rei: That curry smell is really making me hungry!

Rosho: It’s a miracle I was able to even decipher what you meant in that text! Why am I the only one working on this??

Sasara: Don’t sweat the small stuff! Have you finished making our super interesting curry yet?

Rosho: I did my best to follow your recipe but…

Rei: Hm? You didn’t make a normal curry?

Sasara: Tut tut tut! You see, this curry was made with some special ingredients!

Rei: It looks brown like any other curry, so I can’t tell the difference.

Sasara: I’ll give you a hint! I was thinking of calling it, "This Curry's Got You Gigged!!" Setting off any bells??

Rei: You can’t be thing about… Actually, no, that hint was so stupid, I got nothing for you.

Sasara: Hey now!!

Rosho: I used flounder in the curry, but if you can’t tell that at a glance, that’s gotta mean your joke’s fallen flat, right?

Rei: The curry’s meant sell, so it should have a little more impact.

Sasara: I guess you’re right… It’s gotta be appealing televised too…

Rosho: Let’s take a moment to brainstorm.

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Sasara: *pops a cold one open* Man, nothing’s coming to mind at all…!

Rei: The theme you had settled on was, “A Bizarre Brown Curry,” right?

Rosho: We shouldn’t even try to be teeming with themes! It’s all about the flavours!!

Sasara: “Okra-zy Curry” doesn’t sound too bad!

Rosho: Okra me a river!!

Rei: How about “Kelp!! Addicted to Seaweed Curry”?

Rosho: Oh, now you’re just sailing on his coattails!

Sasasa: “Ya Kraken Me Up Squid Curry”!!

Rosho: Quit it with the seafood puns!! Geez, you’re not even trying to solve the root of the problem.

Sasara: Nyahaha…! No, yeah, you’re right.

Rei: But curry’s just curry, isn’t it? How can you even get someone to give a laugh at it at just a glance?

Rosho: How many times do I gotta say, that’s why we’re sittin’ around thinkin’ about it!!

Sasara: I think the alcohol’s getting to us~ Let’s get some food down, so we can sober up.

Rei: I agree. I’d like one order of flounder curry with rice!

Rosho: You takin’ my home as an izakaya?? Serve your own curry!!

Sasara: Phew whee, Mista Rosho here sure is stingy!

Rei: Well, sounds like I got no other choice.

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Rei: Hey, so this is getting annoying to handle, you mind if I use this whole pot?

Sasara: Rosho, whatcha want me to do with this bag?

Rosho: Shut up, the both of you!! For now, just bring everything to me.

Rei: And there. Rice is served~

Sasara: And here’s a bit of the curry to top it off!

Rosho: Oh yeah, we’re using this too!

Sasara: “A White Stew for Rice”? You brought out some boil in bag goods you had bagged up?

Rosho: A student of mine gave it to me as a souvenir from a Hokkaido trip. It apparently has some Hokkaido specialties in it.

Rei: Their milk is incredibly tasty. And so… *pours it in*

Rosho: Hey!!!! What the heck are you doing??

Rei: This is my specialty, “Stew On This Rice”!

Rosho: The bag wasn’t even boiled yet… I guess I’ll stick it in the microwave.

Sasara: Wait a sec!

Rosho: What are you making that serious face for?

Sasara: If it’s cream… How does “Cream Of The Crop Curry” sound??

Rei: Ohhh, we are aiming for something eye-catching but… Wait, actually, this might work.

Rosho: It’s more of a stew though…

Sasara: Let’s have a taste test first!

*microwave dings*

DH: *eats*

Sasara: Woah??? This creamy stew and rice pair together so well!!

Rei: And this white colour gives it quite the impact.

Sasara: This is it! This is the curry that’s going to carry Dotsuitare Hompo to victory!

Rosho: But this isn’t curry?? What do you mean we’re going to use a stew??

Rei: Why’re you fussing? All we have to do is say we made a white curry.

Rosho: Then how do you explain how we made it??

Rei: White curry does exist, you know. There are spices for it and everything. Curry connoisseurs would be familiar with it.

Sasara: Is that so?? Well, there you have it, Rosho! I’ll let you figure out what those spices are!

Rosho: No, you won’t!! Shouldn’t we all be trying to figure this out??

Rei: Ahaha! I believe you’ll figure it out somehow.

Sasara: Alright! “The Rosho Special☆ Cream of The Crop Curry” is definitely going to take us to the top!!

#sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #rei amayado #dotsuitare hompo #hypmic #hypnosis mic #HOW DO DH TRANSLATORS DO IT I WAS MISERABLE TRYING TO MAKE THEIR STUPID PUNS WORK #a lot got lost in the sauce i'm sorry i'm not better at this lol 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ #first and foremost is that the title in romaji reads 'omoshiroi karee' #and that the word for 'white' is 'shiroi' #'omoshiroi' and 'shiroi' you see the pun right lmao #i decided to tl it as cream of the crop bc cream is a shade of white and it has milk lol win win i think #this whole thing was made of little puns like that i'll type them out if you ask but i won't in the tags lol #also if you've had a rice and chicken casserole add some curry spice to it and that is exactly this curry LMAO #i understand why rosho was concerned lmao but it was incredibly tasty lol #a very familiar tasting curry bc it tasted like a casserole but idk i kinda wanna dock points off for it lol #we'll see how it falls in the end lol

[normalbirb]

wtf vegan cheese actually tastes ok?

#allergic to milk and i miss cheese #so i decided to try the vegan kind and ????? #why do ppl say it tastes bad? #like yea its not exactly like the og but really close still

[carcarrot]

#do people do this. is it a thing. why #the choice is coffee OR tea youre not allowed to have it both ways #like fuck i guess if you want to be caffeinated. but not just use one thing then sure #but the taste???? the taste doesnt bother you??????? the taste?????? #i think they also added milk to this . but the heinous tea/coffee combo is whats getting me #also im not talking about any kind of fancy tea or fancy coffee combination that could work. #like say chai tea and espresso. i get that i could understand it #but no this is plain ass lipton tea and plain ass brewed in large quantities drip coffee.

[bagadew]

Continuing to eat through Easter chocolate… THESE MICE ARE BLUE!

#why are they blue??? #what do the taste of??? #wait a minute I can easily solve that one #fucking hard chocolate #milk chocolate + the flavour of blue??? #I feel even less informed #one less chocolate mouse now though

[pepprs]

i think i have food poisoning like.. slightly. it’s my fault and i just hope it doesn’t get worse ♥️

#purrs #the fridge at work was left open all weekend and i have vegan cream cheese in there that’s just like.. vegan cultures (idk what kind).. #coconut cream.. sea salt. that’s it. and it looked and smelled and tasted pretty much fine so i had a little bit but then i got scared and #threw it away… and now i am feeling ermmmmvery bad. it wasn’t that much so hopefully i’ll be ok and it won’t be bad but im nervous lol. i #shouldn’t have taken a chance on it it was literally sitting at room temperature for 48+ hours but i thought maybe if it’s all plant based #i’ll be fine… uhm i do not feel fine. but also it could just be me being anxious and reading too much into it plus i was already anxious thi #morning before i ate so. lol. it’s probably fine. i hope 🥲🫣 but that was stupid. like why did i do that. #oh also cashew milk is in it

[stuckwith-harry]

hate hate HATE when the more expensive version of a thing turns out to be nicer and better and now you're hooked. curse you, barista oat milk, for being so much tastier in my coffee! what am i supposed to do now?? pay 3€ for oat milk????? absolutely fuming

#curse you plant milk brands in general for making all plant milk so low fat i hate it. are you trying to ruin my coffee #also like the oat milk we usually buy straight up curdles in the coffee i'm drinking at the min #no it's not because the oat milk has gone bad. it's the coffee. it's too sour or whatever. #but also like now i understand why my parents have always VEHEMENTLY refused to drink their coffee with skim milk (cow variety). #because it's WORSE! #and no i am not about to put CREAM in my coffee who do you think i am. 80 years old? no #i just want normal AFFORDABLE oat milk to contain the same amount of fat as like whole milk (cow) #3.5% maybe even 3.8% fat for no more than 1€ per litre now THAT would be oat milk i RESPECT. #but also you know what. even the weakest oat milk on earth tastes better in coffee than cow i have no idea how i EVER drank it! #IT'S TOO SOUR!

[arthur-r]

need to poll my friends, does anybody drink black coffee like just coffee from inside of a coffee pot and you don’t put anything in it?

#haven’t tried black coffee since i was like ten and i hated it then and now i have mixed feelings #the biggest problem was that it is way too warm i am all burnt up now #that’s what milk is for really is just to drown out the heat turn it into a regular temperature beverage #anyway it tastes well enough and i guess the point of black coffee is it gets the job done #that being said caffeine usually makes me feel unwell so don’t ask me why i went for it today #pro tip if you don’t want to aggravate somebody’s heart problems don’t pour coffee near them when they’re sleeping #(‘‘sleeping’’ what i mean is eyes closed head on desk still perceiving things. not strong enough to wake me up from a dream or anything) #anyway if you pour coffee near me and i’m currently tired out of my mind i’m gonna ask to have some there’s no way around it #so um not my fault i was aided and abetted and i play no role in my own destruction #anyway i’m also feeling entirely fine shdhdf i’m nearly convinced it’s been a chocolate allergy this whole time #and if i stop drinking mochas then i’ll stop reacting cause it’s not the caffeine that’s the problem. we’ll find out soon #anyway who drinks this. do my friends drink this?? do my friends have tips on how to drink this #for example how do you make it not be warm but also not be filled up with milk #do you just blow on it. like an old man in a fable about a satyr who thinks humans are the strangest creatures #the taste is kind of epic honestly like it’s not good but it’s kind of good #at the very least it makes me feel like an old academic #anyway hi it’s senior skip day and i’m playing the system by showing up at the school building and skipping from here #shdhdf i’m gonna go to class from here on out though. just had to skip physics cause i never did the essay and i’m afraid of confrontation #that’s also not my fault because who assigns an essay in physics class???? i dont know this stuff well enough to write about it?? #although of course that’s the point of assigning an essay is to see if we know everything well enough to write about it shdhdf #so anyway i’m here to ask my friends who drink black coffee (if there are any) what do you do to help it cross the line to just being good? #cause right now it’s like good in several ways but it’s too warm and it tastes a little bit silly. i need pro tips for college #cause honestly i love the taste of coffee and like i said the chocolate might be the problem so i’m turning away from mochas #probably they’re both a problem. but let’s say i start drinking decaf black coffee. what do i do to make it incredible. please and thanks #shdhdf mostly i’m just checking in though. how is everybody? i really hope you are doing well!!!! #i’ll be around for a bit then heading to humanities class eventually i can’t skip on the teacher who invited me to her book club #also like. lunch. and like i said i have integrity now. gonna go to the rest of my classes #but so anyway i hope everybody is doing well!!!! let me know if you need anything!! listen to corrections by poolboy if you feel like it!! #me. my post. mine. #alright this is my last tag but i’ll be around. hope you are well and let me know!!

[thedreadvampy]

also let's be honest I'm like 50% less interested in Things Neil Gaiman Makes if Dave McKean or Chris Riddell or Charles Vess aren't anywhere to be seen like come on man. what can I say. I'm an illustration guy.

#all the Neil Gaiman comics i give a shit about at least tangentially involve Dave McKean #Sandman. Signal to Noise. Arkham Asylum. That's it. #other than that also: McKean's Coraline is best Coraline. Mirrormask OBVIOUSLY. #and where Dave McKean isn't the best fit Chris Riddell usually is #his Coraline is also ok but not as good as McKean's bc McKean is right for the tone #however he MAKES the Graveyard Book and Fortunately The Milk #but like. back to Dave McKean and Sandman #did he ever do interior art for Sandman? he did not. and yet his artwork is definitionally Sandman #it and the lettering are the most utter aesthetic throughline #the interior art is hugely variable. Some of it is gorgeous (always loved the art for the Emperor Norton story and for Ramadan #and Brief Lives is really nicely and characteristics drawn) #and some is. not. (The Kindly Ones is fucking unreadable fight me) #and a lot is good but not to my taste (like. i think The Wake art is meh but that's. personal preference. it's objectively good comic art) #but like if I see a Dave McKean Sandman cover I'm like ah. sandman. #(this is why i am so lucky to have a full set of original singles) #(that means i have every McKean Sandman cover in hand including the ones that aren't in the trades) #(also have a signed McKean variant cover of Overture #no 1) #(i swear I'm not an annoying Comics Guy. I'm a trade paperback person i just love Dave McKean more than almost any other artist alive)

[eggbeam]

i am fucking miserable right now and ill tell you why: i recently drank a delicious and yummy cup of warm milk and guess what. i am lactose intolerant. no regrets though. i will do it again.

#bs #i do this every week #i want to dieeeee my stomach hurts so bad #im not sure why. milk does this to me theres no explanation #like its lactose free so why. #AND its cooked. #?.. #plus i can eat ice cream and cheese no problem. its JUST milk #yknow what. actually. the milk carton's expiration date was in april. #but its not chunky and it tastes fine............ its literally normal milk #but that doesnt explain why this happens to me regularly. #WHATEVERR. tasted fcuking good. worth.

[shingodzillaa]

cursed image

#it also tastes cursed dont worry #food #when you’re vegan and you are stuck doing laundry at your parents house (i.e. not vegans) #and they dont have ANYTHING. AT. ALL. for you to eat except for Dubious Hot Dog Buns #Why dubious you say? WELL THEY MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF MILK AND EGG BUT WE JUST CANT BE SURE YOUR HONOR #but i havent eaten since yesterday and my stomach was threatening to make me throw up straight acid if i didnt put something in there!! #and may contain is better than does contain in my plant based opinion

[cinnabeat]

nothing feels worse than being hungry in the middle of the night but you just brushed your teeth so you cant eat

#people tell me to eat anyways and its like #do you not understand? i have the taste of toothpaste in my mouth??? #im not gonna eat something else and have the horrors happen in my mouth #its another reason why i brush my teeth AFTER breakfast #honest to god dont understand why people do that just brush their teeth and immediately after eat #like does the taste not clash for you #which was horrifying for me when i went on a school trip once like we went on a plane and booked a hotel and everythinf #and little fifth grade me went down with everyone else for breakfast changed and ready for the day #and was absolutely distraught when i wasnt allowed to go back up to my room to fucking brush my teeth #i was literally so apalled #i was like wait....my teeth #only to discover everyone else already brushed theirs??? and i was like BEFORE BREAKFAST? #another food clash is my family used to set a cup of milk and orange juice for me to drink in the mornings #and let me tell you drinking orange juice after drinking milk is fucking awful the tast is so nasty literally dont recommended #michi tag

[revvywevvy]

exploding wtf is wrong with my taste buds. made dinner, was eating it, everything tasted fine then I tried the corn. WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE FUCKING CHOCOLATE.

#cell screams #cw food #//why. why. why. I DIDNT PUT CHOCOLATE POWDER IN THERE OBVIOUSLY SO WHY???? #//like it was just milk; beef bullion; teriyaki sauce; paprika; turmeric and butter. WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE I HATE THIS SM #//like its not even bad but im getting the willies bc thats. not supposed to taste like that. #//did covid fuck up my taste buds or something and im only just now noticing bc it changed a specific set of tastes?????????? #//idk but this is so fuckin weird. corn. chocolate?????? explodes. #//.........why do i kinda like it tho. AHGHSDGHSDGHDSHGS NO. WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[derpinette]

i am dying from lactose deficiency

#coping by eating chocolates even tho i greatly would prefer eating anything else made of real dairy not this fake yellow crap #that tastes nothing like milk or cheese or butter #protip if you ever go to asia DO NOT order any food with cheese as the centerpiece unless mozarella. if yellow DO NOT GET IT #it tastes awful i thought it was just my country but apparently this is the same everywhere tastes like weirdly sweet vomit #nothing like cheese whatsoever absolutely putrid. feeling starved. cos i am due to being a poorfag #&even it i were not i would still starve because i live in a village in the middle of nowhere so it is either jungle river food or #fake microplastic food or no food at all so i choose no food at all Sorry about it ! well i eat mangos which are actually delicious #if sweet if not it tastes horrible &as long as the mango is not too stringy/hairy i can eat loads of them #anyway i was right i WOULD die without dairy that is the answer to the query ( haha ) ( sorry... ) #i am disintegrating into dust canny even drink water because you will get diseases if you drink from the tap #am not posh enough to afford plastic bottles #also i know the reason why this is with the fake horrible dairy is cos like most of asia is lactose intolerant (i did not carry that gene) #( i would say thank God but i would be demolishing wheels of edam still even if i was ) #&also they do not have milk cows. imagine living here &growing up here i kiss my palm front &back that i was not this is hell #also there are no local tomato paste brand this is actually almost like a torture simulation made specifically for me #where would i be without dairy #now i know the answer. starved

[sensazioneultra]

everyone around me is like i can't properly wake up in the morning if i don't have 24 cups of very strong black coffee no sugar whatever.. meanwhile i just gritted my teeth for 5 minutes to get down the smallest cup of coffee with 3kg of sugar

#we ran out of milk #why did i just do this to myself #i don't even 1. need coffee to wake up 2. LIKE coffee?!?@?? #they're gonna revoke my italian citizenship but it literally tastes sooooo bad #i usually only drink the one from the vending machine at work bc like. that's barely coffee.tastes nothing like Actual Coffee from the moka #every once in a while if one of my parents leaves some coffee i'll go 'yeah i'll try maybe it's not as bad as i remember #' ... it is. always. #but you know. have the morning shift and woke up too early so maybe it's gonna give me an extra boost 😭😭 #tho as said i don't need coffee at all to wake up or have energy #it's funny bc for example my mum as soon as she wakes up she's like 😵‍💫😵🥱😴😓😠 and takes one coffee and at least 15 minutes to start #like. being a person #meanwhile i wake up from sleep and am Immediately wide awake #i wish it wasn't like that bc even if i wake up super super early i won't be able to go to sleep 😭😭 i mean sure it's useful if i wake up #a bit late and need to rush a little but that literally never happens anyway djhkgn #okay i have to get ready for work in 5 minutes

[valassky-archived]

Like it’s good for ur health milk is but at the end of the day the whole like. Milk makes your bones strong vs weak thing... it’s not that deep man... Milk certainly isnt weakening bones idk why vegans try to push that but it’s not making you titanium steel man either. It’s just good to have a strong source of calcium somewhere in your diet. Like you can get calcium from like broccoli or brussels sprouts… it’s just good to have a diet that’s balanced nutritionally. Milk is just usually regarded as tastier than most other sources of calcium i guess.

#zpráva #idk why so many people think veggiest taste like dogshit but. Whatever. #i don’t like the taste of a glass of store bought milk. #i can deal with the taste of lactose free milk i hate plant based milk tastes too though… #but i love the banana flavored milk. that’s how i get myself to drink cups of milk tbh. and i used to like the vanilla cartons from school #as a kid. but mostly i just ate and still do eat a lot of veggies bc they’re way more appetizing to me than milk.