#why can’t y’all be interesting

[yeetlegay]

SPN’s “make destiel canon then immediately send cas to super hell” walked so Teen Wolf’s “make sterek vaguely canon then immediately kill Derek off the same way his whole family was killed” could run

#AND STILES WASN’T EVEN THERE ALSJDJAJDHF #it’s so absurd and cruel like wow y’all really hate gay ppl 😂 #I can’t even be mad it’s just too funny atp #I literally didn’t even watch more than a season tbh the fanfic was way more interesting lol but still this is so wild #teen wolf the movie #sterek #why don’t queue stay

[lady-tortilla-chip]

SO idk if they were just done dirty or something but anime satosugu (I haven’t read the manga) was SUCH a let down and tbh that’s partly my bad I have to stop trusting people’s comparisons cuz jeez. (Vld all over again lmao) but like. Nothing about them struck me as being anything similar to Soukoku and at this point the comparisons somewhat annoy me 💀

#dazatsu and goyuu comparisons DO make sense to me tho #but satosugu is NOT the Soukoku of jjk y’all are wildin 💀 #not even like core aspects or essences of these characters is really similar #anyway this is why I don’t fuck with the ship like at all #they didn’t interest me at all #and Gojo 100% failed his friend and maybe that’s why it doesn’t strike me as especially compelling #y’all are telling me Gojo lives for a guy he didn’t NOTICE descending into the worst version of himself??? #like excuse me ??? I’m sorry I doubt #I can see that experience fucking him up tho and setting him up to feeling like he truly can’t connect to anyone because of his power #anyway yeah ❤️

[opheliabloo]

georgenotfound could never do one of those ‘celebrities read thirst comments’ videos because he’d peel back the little paper and it would just say shit like i wanna wring him out like a wet towel or i wanna shrink him down to the size of a pin and tuck him into a little acorn bed like what the fuck does that MEAN

#can’t you people just say he’s hot why do u wanna put him in a hydroflask and shake him up like a protein smoothie what does that MEAN #those could be murder threats or confessions of love i am never sure #what about minecraft YouTubers evokes the urge to talk about them in the most batshit insane way possible #this is all /aff of course personally I find it very creative and more interesting #but man. some of y’all have got interesting thoughts! Godspeed to yous my friends #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #Sapnap #dsmp #404blr #dreamblr

[deus-ex-mona]

we are united in a common cause on this ✨#blessed✨ day

#hi bots why do you keep liking my lxl posts lmaooooo they aren’t even good mans #n o t that any of my posts are even good to begin with but… my lxl posts are the worst of the worst o k #i mean. they’re p much bot bait at this point.. well! at least the bots like ‘em fruity too~~~~~ #though. speaking of this hellsite.. does anyone else get annoyed when the dumb app makes you follow people you’ve never heard of? #like i can never tell if someone i’m following has changed their url or if they’re someone the ‘site possessed my account to follow #like… well… backstory time: i originally made this account to browse the ship tags for a c e r t a i n ship from a c e r t a i n fandom #back when the year was still somewhere in the 2010s i think.. then i lost interest in the ship and the fandom (rip 狛 x 日 y’all the ogs) #and then i deleted the app without having ever followed any accounts. but when i next logged in a few years later. m a n. #i was following some account that i’d never even heard of lmao. like whoaaaaa who you #the account seemed to have been abandoned though.. but they made some really pretty non-fandom art i think… #idk i just thought about it bc i keep seeing accounts i don’t recognise on my dash and i m just like w h o y o u 👁️🫦👁️ #i feel kinda bad when i see posts from the accounts that use this site like an actual blog y’know.. #like there you are; using the site like it was probably meant to be used. #while im just here making shitposts and the occasional tl for a small-ish fandom #hm. i think i could make t h e most boring blog ever if i ever tried to be a blogger lmao #like i once made a w o r d p r e s s jokeblog that had nothing but a post about kale chips on it… i think #i wonder if that site is still up though… can’t rem if i deleted it or something… o h w e l l #o h c o w. what point was i trying to make again? i forgor— #though. speaking of cows. ‘cow’ (in a c e r t a i n c h i n e s e d i a l e c t) was allegedly my brother’s first word as a kid #and yeah. it was directed at yours truly. (sadge) to think that my bro learned how to talk just to insult me.. #brothers amirite? (truly sadge……..) #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[cynical-cemeteries]

so are l. astrid & e. icateztol BOTH coming this month??

astrid was on the cover for avillon times, but icateztol was briefly teased later in the notice

are we getting two banners this month?? or just like. Astrid

#lord of heroes #loh #they need to slow down on banner releases #we just got d. johan like a few weeks ago didnt we. why are there already MORE #and the linkstone amounts aren’t getting any nicer either #ALSO i feel like the banner durations have drastically decreased or is that just me #like i could’ve sworn banner runtimes were like 2 MONTHS. why is now like half that #maybe i’m wrong but i can’t help but feel like they’re a lot shorter and come a lot faster now #i’m assuming astrid will be summons same with icateztol… #i have no interest in another astrid but i gotta get icateztol…i didn’t even get arkanath 😭😭 #oooo CG im about to send y’all another email #(me acting like this will work)

[1v1jc]

process video and details for this drawing:

#embarrassed to show y’all my uggo sketches but i hope this is interesting/helpful to someone! #i re-draw things a LOT so you can see why it takes me months to finish anything that’s freehanded lol #for freehand drawing i always draw with pencil on paper take a picture then draw over it #it’s just too hard for me to draw sketches on a tablet #i also fill in with flat colors before doing final lineart since its hard to see mistakes without color imo #then I redraw/fill in with flat colors/flip my canvas horizontally until i can’t see glaring mistakes and/or get tired of working on it lol #this slowness is why a lot of my art is just low-effort trace/redraws #also when i use refs for style/poses/anatomy i like to just paste it into the canvas #for the final background/effects/color adjustment i usually do it in a different file so its not included in the process vid #anyway sry for no art im art-blocked/busy with real life stuff 😭 #art process #yugioh #my art

[firegiftlouis]

I haven’t been paying attention to DC comics in years but apparently Batman isn’t a bajillionaire anymore? (Bruce Wayne is still rich I think in fairness but he can’t use any of that money for Batman shit anymore so….) And a new Batman ship just dropped? (I say Just dropped but he’s existed since 2020 apparently but again this is all news. To me.) And the ship is giving childhood friends to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers????

Damn maybe I need to start paying attention to Batman again? 👀

#I do remember briefly hearing about the Joker War #but my joker fatigue was so high by then I didn’t fucking care lol #but all of this is basically the aftermath now and I find it very interesting #Batman being ‘broke’ now is a pretty interesting idea. honestly I really like it #his ridiculous wealth has annoyed me for a few years now since it started to feel like the militarization of the police force #and less as an explanation for why Batman can exist (as it should be) #so who knows I might try to check out a decent starting place for this story? we’ll see lol #also that ghostbat ship looks fun lol #was always more of a superbat person myself but again #I can’t deny my love of childhood friends to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers 💕 #sorry I’m sure most of y’all don’t care about this 😂

[ormymarius]

man I have the wildest dreams when I have afternoon naps

#(​for some background I often have dreams I’m the devil or I’m related to the devil in some way) #(idk it’s a whole thing im not sure why.. im not religious myself 😭) #so anyway as the devil I was watching over this kid because he had some demons in his house and I was keeping them in check #trying to send them back to hell yk #there was a really bad one in his bedroom so he often slept on the couch with me #long story short I stayed in my human form too long so I was deteriorating and the kid took me to the hospital #the doctor gave me medication so I wasn’t only watching over the kid he was watching over me too 😭 kinda sweet #on our way home the demons started to hunt us and the kid almost got us killed #then I woke up #this dream would be interesting as a story ngl but I can’t write so it’s staying in the tags #told y’all I have wild dreams lmao

[whimsycore]

I think that’s what I dislike the most abt tumblr is someone will be like “this popular thing is horrible and everyone who likes it is stupid please instead look into this incredibly more niche version of said thing that I like that is better because I’m better”The superiority complexes are rampant just say you like something else.

#shit is usually popular for a reason #like I don’t understand sports so I don’t make a blog dedicated to how CHEWPID it is #clearly there’s some merit #just because you like underground music doesn’t mean Ariana grande can’t sing and just because your fave #underground singer hasn’t been exposed yet doesn’t mean they aren’t also problematic like the popular singers #and it’s like all white people into witchcraft can Easily fall down the alt right pipeline. just like white Christian’s and white anime nerd #like the problem is whiteness itself not any of your hobbies you can deintellectualize #how this site is like avidly against tiktok is how eveyone was avidly against tumblr #you become the boomers you claim to hate #i truly hate this this is why I hate sharing my interests with people from this site everyone’s amazingly judgemental of everything except #the bullshit they force on you and don’t get me started on how y’all be treating people

[starved-vyka]

Slept at 6am woke up at 9am. Stayed up playing video games and watching Netflix. What the ever loving fuck is wrong with me.

#i can’t stop it #it just happens #why am i like this #I thought I had a psych lecture this morning but it was cancelled thank god #i’m so tired #the only thing good that came out of it was watching the new john mulaney special #i’m so proud of our tall white gross almost middle aged not gay white man #who would have thought that a guy who talked lying to get xanax and getting drunk at 13 would have a drug problem #if y’all haven’t heard he’s clean now #i love him does that make me gay #he made a joke about how his audience is girls but also boys who aren’t interested in sports and i think that was aimed specifically at me

[nicollekidman]

its a bit weird that you support tom cruise so much when he's the figurehead of a horrible cult that ruined countless lives and very likely killed people too. nicole kidman herself is extranged from her children because of him and his cult. I wonder how you justify something so clearly awful just because he's a decent actor and has passion for the craft? I genuinely do, like is there something I'm missing? in my eyes he's on the same level as miscavige aka a monster. he's not just a member and a victim, he's basically the right hand man, he's the next in line. the dozens and dozens of scientology survivors who left the cult are enough proof for me.

read my press babe

#how many times do y’all want me to answer this #not just a member and a victim fnfnsjsndndj #anyways. #love that within this literal message you called him a figurehead and a member of a cult and a victim of a cult and yet you can’t seem to #understand why those three things would make me more inclined to see him as The Very Most Trapped rather than the embodiment of evil #i know oprah couch propaganda runs strong but eventually you will be able to think about the ways the everything you said #makes it worse for him and doesn’t make him More Responsible for the cult #which he was recruited to. #there’s no Next In Line to scientology thomas cruise is not making cult policy or showing up beliefs within the membership #he is a recruiting tool to be used and discarded lkke he is NOT church leadership #he is their fanciest show pony #sorry but i can’t blame one guy for the evils of a cult bc they realized it was in their best interest to make him the image everyone has

[sapphos-tooth]

wanting to put effort into your looks, but you don’t really go anywhere other than like grocery stores. plus makeup takes too long to do and feels weird on your face and never looks decent enough. and clothes shopping is expensive anyways especially while plus size and nothing looks cute. plus your body shape is weird, so you have no clue how to dress it properly anyways. aaand your hair is awkwardly growing out which doesn’t even look like a cool mullet or anything like those tik tokers you see. ✌🏻😔

#.txt #this why i never take selfies anymore #other than phone cameras don’t make me look right #and don’t like slapping on filters #because i get obsessed with what i don’t actually look like #making me hate myself more because you can’t naturally have filters on obviously #god really said you’ll be ugly with a bland personality #like dang i couldn’t have a interesting personality if i wasn’t gonna be pretty??? #you could’ve given me something #😭 #this why im single y’all #well one of the reasons #main reason ✨annoying✨ #sprinkling with bad at texting because i am not good with words especially over text

[ziracona]

Me: *Goes into the A Way Out tag bc I wanted to see a picture of Leo bc the game end was awful & im sad* *instead of anyone talking about how f’d up what Vince did is, or how bad the twist end was it’s just ‘what if the other one was the traitor cop’ ship AUs & ship art without any plot fixer even thrown in*

#I’m so sick of this in games. why can’t any of you consume media without being in love with the bastard cop no matter what he does to #someone else & shipping him with the perosn he killed or hates or abused or ruined the life of??? like if you want to fix it for that #garbage of an end sure me too but that’s not what I’m seeing or talking about. not retcons not different plot AUs just…EUGH. every fucking #time. it’s like trying to go in the dbh or heavy rain tags all over again #so ma​ny y’all ain’t even bothered by the worst end of all time & how bad that makes the story & themes u just into the cop shit like always #like yeah that relationship /WAS/ great! until the end twist! you should care about that! /SOME/ of you should have that change matter! #I give up I’ll just avoid the tag completely for a whole game again same shit different day ✊😔 #only that anon from 20 minutes ago is a real one #also different note entirely but just annoying when you literally can /only/ find content for people as part of a couple. like even when I’m #big into whatever sometimes I just want to talk about the perosn themself or think abt them. and it’s exhausting when you end up in a space #where 90% of consumers are only willing to care about a character at all within the confines of providing a specific relationship & not as #just their own interesting individual