#why are we like this

[ineffableaddiction]

Those days when you and your roomie have to perform the final 15 (sans kiss) before they leave to go to class.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #good omens final fifteen #why are we like this

[angeliclovebird]

i love how most girlbloggers are super into self care yet simultaneously love destroying themselves

#girlblogger #girlblogging #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girly things #just girly things #female hysteria #this is what makes us girls #pinterest girl #lana del rey #coquette #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #ultraviolence #femcel #why are we like this #hypocritical

[beechaotic]

Okay, but humans have a very faint bioluminescence. We can’t see it, but it’s there. What if other aliens could see it and thought we just KNEW we glowed? It’s a huge evolutionary disadvantage and stuff, so it wouldn’t make sense. So aliens are confused why we glow and humans are confused because “we glow??” For example:

Alien: Human, did you notice that you are glowing much brighter today? It might be a disadvantage if we get attacked later.

Human: I’m sorry, I what? Humans glow in the dark??

Alien:…Yes. I thought you knew this? Every member of your species glows. I’ve also noticed that the stronger the glow, the healthier the human mentally and physically.

Human: Um, hang on, let me just ask the scientist on board. I knew humans were weird, but not like this.

Alien:…You don’t see that you are bioluminescent?

Human 2: Oh yeah, humans do glow like that. Well, it’s too faint for our eyes to see, so most people don’t know.

Alien: HOW.

#humans are deathworlders #humans are weird #humans are space orcs #why are we like this #i don’t know #science is cool though

[carrythispictureforluck]

[Reg has horrible period pain and is hiding under a desk in the library]

Remus: What's up with you?

Regulus: Currently wondering if stabbing myself would alleviate this pain

Remus: Probably, but it will cause new pain

Remus: So like

Remus: Win some, lose some *hands over chocolate*

Regulus: Stab me in the abdomen and let me bleed out please

Remus: I've had a bad enough week as it is Reg, let's not add your death to it. Eat the chocolate.

#conversations with my husband #why are we like this #remulus #moonwater #platonic moonwater #regulus black #remus lupin #incorrect marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards

[ijustfakeit]

#why are we like this #eskel #witcher eskel #the witcher #tw3 #wild hunt #lil bleater #blorbo

[eeveeberry]

Matching SKK with my bestie! @keithbutgay

#bungou stray dogs #soukoku #bsd #besties #why are we like this

[vipower001]

Ao3: goes down for a few hours

Us:

#ao3 #fanfiction = drugs #why are we like this #danny phantom #fanfiction #archive of our own

[hooid]

#hoid answers #why are we like this

[oknowkiss]

have just discovered the difference between an American frown and a UK/Irish frown thanks to @tackytigerfic and I’m really upset

I’m frowning internationally!!!

#why are we like this

[lnacin]

WE CANNOT ESCAPE THE TOXIC DOOMED YAOI ALLEGATIONS

#orv #alnst #link click #doomed yaoi #alnst ivan #ivantill #vivinos #alien stage round 6 #alien stage #orv angst #why are we like this #your honor they are in love #toxic doomed yaoi #damn its not even bl #im adding kaworu and shinji btw #kawoshin #kaworu nagisa #kaworu

[intrikatie]

Why are they like this ♡

#evolution complete #nick and charlie #dan and phil #amazing on fire #heartstopper #daniel howell #phil lester #racoon #osemanverse #charlie spring #nick nelson #why are we like this

[beechaotic]

Imagine humans are the only ones with dark humor.

Like, aliens just DONT joke about that shit. And humans just pull up like,, “I’m bouta hit the south tower mfers!”

And then they make a dark joke about Holocaust, and aliens are just HORRIFIED. Just imagine that. It would be funny.

#humans are weird #humans are deathworlders #humans are space orcs #why are we like this #humans are space capybaras #humans are space australians #humans are eldritch horrors

[mossghosst]

love how there’s exactly two genres of moro fans: homophobic people who make sigma edits of him and mentally ill queer people who have never been less normal about a character ever

#shout out to all my moots that are equally as insane about him as i am #why are we like this #ninjago #morro #anyways #but fr ive only ever seen people who dedicate their whole acc to morro #and people who hate gay people but somehow like MORRO? #who’s telling them that ghost isn’t cishet at all

[smartsxylacyy]

i just quoted the entire 1st episode of heartstopper word for word. all the sighs, breaths, and songs. oh my god. dude. i hate myself.

#why are we like this #AHJKSKSJ #but like nick #hes different #hes nice #god theyre so gay #did i say gay? #i meant cute #heartstopper #nick and charlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #narlie #osemanverse #heartstopper alice oseman

[ourtubahero-blog]

The Good Omens fandom whenever Neil utters a single word that might be interpreted as a spoiler about season 2.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #david tennant #sheendex #crowley #good ineffable husbands #the white curl #neil gaiman #why are we like this #every time I swear to god

[sneezysubbyboi]

me, internally when i've mustered the courage to say the word "sneeze" in a conversation

I could feel every fibre of my snzfucker being protesting against myself but I did it

#we were talking about allergies too so I was already trembling in my boots inside #why are we like this #snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #I also have a foot kink too and it feels the same whenever I have to say “feet” which comes up even more in convos aaa