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#why are men like this
sammiethemusicman · 2 months
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Reading about the Wilbur Soot allegations has reminded me of an old saying:
"I cant believe my favorite musician who wrote my favorite song 'locking teen girls in a closet with spiders' locked some teenage girls in a closet with spiders!"
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woman-of-many-fandoms · 8 months
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It’s really amazing how obsessed I am with fictional men and absolutely can not stand 99.999 of real men in my life.
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biblionerd07 · 9 days
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“Jesse deserved what happened with Jack’s gang and should’ve died in the end because he was a pussy bitch and a rat and snitching is NEVER forgivable.” —Some business major named Brayden who wears boat shoes and calls the cops if he sees a homeless person existing in public
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littlebatss · 3 months
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actually people is scrolling at your blog to see if there are coming tits and butt pics 😉
God, you guys are so predictable and boring. Get a fucking life & fuck off <3
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harrywavycurly · 16 days
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Messages I’ve gotten on dating apps that make me totally fine being single:
-“you look kinda mean…I’m so into that”
-“I’ve never seen anyone with green eyes before. Are they real?”
-“can you Venmo me $2?”
-“I think I just fell in love.”
-“do you have a car?”
-“I normally hate dark hair on girls but I don’t mind it on you.”
-“can I interest you in a midnight stroll near the beach?”
-“I saw you like scary movies, did you know Michael Myers is a real dude and he actually killed people? Idk why they’d make a movie about it because it’s sad.”
-“you have three cats? That’s a lot of pu**y in one house.”
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girlblogger30 · 3 months
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I was born to hate men 🥰
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bluelippedbrelly · 6 months
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i find it crazy how comfortable Men™ are yelling and taking out their anger physically on objects. im listening to my younger brother screaming at his video game in a way I’ve only screamed by myself in my car.
if I ever took out my anger by screaming and hitting things, I would be called hysterical and used as proof to why women are ‘so emotional’.
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strawlessandbraless · 2 years
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My favorite thing is the men in charge of discovering ‘new’ worlds were all complete idiots
They thought manatees were ugly mermaids and often confused whale schlong for sea monsters
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bimbosanddolls · 11 months
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LOL at the men that think responding to my "fuck the patriarchy" post by calling me a slut and telling me to "deal with it" won't immediately get blocked.
Also, like... yeah, I am a slut. I feel like the fact that I create bimbo content on the internet made that pretty obvious.
But guess what? My slutty content is only for people that actually respect women. It's not for sad little incels. Anywho, enjoy your blocks.
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culdogs · 23 days
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when you go out with a friend to the cinema and then he tries to kiss you out of nowhere
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angelasscribbles · 8 months
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jun-hug · 2 months
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was sleepy today but now I'm not. Nothing more awakening than my abuser looking straight into my eyes at a random bus stop, then proceeding to talk to me even even though i made it very clear I don't ever want to think about him again, yet talk to him.
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We had planned to go to a specific park today but had to leave bc some sus guy was creeping us out. I was looking for any sign I might be over reacting and he was actually a normal person but after 10 minutes of nothing but red flags I turned the car around and drove to a more populated park. Mandana had a lot of fun and I didn’t have to worry about being alone on the trails. No regrets 😮‍💨
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girlfauci · 10 months
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ppl really loooove to focus on how girls & women eat next to nothing to stay slim. “women are vain” okay but so are men. they will have a protein shake for breakfast, sparkling water for lunch, and brag abt their 1700 calorie diet for their “cut” while u know they’re just STARVING. several of the guys who worked at my fast food restaurant would never eat bread, egg yolks, or anything junk food. they’d talk amongst themselves of how careful they’ve been; congratulating each other on how healthy they are while giving themselves a pat on the back. men also prioritize the gym & are in the worst mood when they have to skip a day (i have two brothers, sadly they’ve fallen into this category). had a huge crush on this one guy, but he said he was at the gym for 8 hrs bc he missed a day & in his words, “had to catch up.” major ick. america is so weird with food & health, it’s either eat everything & be fat or don’t eat carbs and be a fitness freak
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silvermoon424 · 2 years
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