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hhai I think you're rllt cool uhm . Opinions on this dude?? :0
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ah, beloved cheese... one of those characters i have a surprising amount of thoughts on but i feel like i dont actually ever talk about them
Sexuality Headcanon: this kind of goes hand in hand with my gender headcanon for them but i genuienly feel like they dont stick to labels all that much. they like being a human (or cookie i guess) enigma making men question their sexualities either which way. they think its funny and i feel like they revel in that kind of thing. they go with whoever they want and everyone around them desires them carnally
Gender Headcanon: again feel like they dont stick to labels but at most if they absolutely had to theyd consider themself transfem but dont really go beyond that. theyre some secret third thing A ship I have with said character: cinnafort has quiiiiickly grown into a big big favourite of mine dont even ask me how it just happened i like it a lot. cant help enjoying the trope of a more outwardly souave character paired with someone whos just a hot mess. (not to say roguefort isnt also a hot mess but no ones gotta know... for now...) though honorable mention to cheesefort because i can never forget a first love... (still like the pairing cinnafort is just my go to rogue pairing) LAST MINUTE EDIT TO SAY I ALSO REALLY LIKE CROWFORT ME AND A BUDDY HAVE WRITTEN A LOT OF SPECIFIC SCENARIOS REGARDING THEM TOGETHER AND I THINK THEYRE A REALLY FUN RIVALS TO STILL KIND OF RIVALS BUT WITH A WEIRD ROMANTIC TENSION GOING ON THEYRE VERY FUN.
A BROTP I have with said character: roll cake and roguefort living in the same apartment complex and becoming kind of friends through that is something that started in a roleplay server of mine and ive kind of been obsessed with the idea since. i really like the idea of rogue and roll being friends, not super close but roll invites rogue to dinner sometimes just as a nice thing to do as sort-of neighbors and hes completely oblivious to rogues personal life but they get along well enough
A NOTP I have with said character: this may be a bold one to say and i dont really *hate* it as much as i just find it *boring* but i kind of dont care much for almondfort. i understand the appeal, serious straightlaced detective with smug thief, i understand why people like it, and i understand why its the most popular pairing for the both of them (except maybe beaten by almondlatte w almond but im not even sure about that) but at the same time it feels like the most...boring approach to their dynamic? to be blunt? at least in the way ive seen it portrayed most of the time.
i dont mean this to be mean to anyone who likes the pairing bc i know there are people in my following who do like them; those are just my own personal thoughts. ive always found a more interesting reading of their dynamic to be related a bit to how i generally view almond; someone who tends to accidentally come off as patronizing to anyone younger than him and whos instincts as a father can genuienly sometimes get in the way of his detective work when it comes to certain criminals. and then take roguefort, someone who comes from a somewhat troubled family background, and that almond knows that they come from a somewhat troubled background, and well almond starts having a sort of pitying, 'i know they can do better' mentality that i feel roguefort would be aware of and would honestly probably drive them to act out more which causes almonds pitying to get stronger and well its an awful cycle. went on a bit of a tangeant there, but i think that sort of weird strained dynamic can just be a lot more fun to explore imo. no drag to anyone who does like them as a ship but those are just my thoughts
A random headcanon: i think in a real life human setting roguefort would be franco belgian
General Opinion over said character: rogue is a very very very fascinating individual. very fun to write about! has so many things wrong with them
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f1nalboys · 2 years
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tcm 2022 spoilers under the cut or whatever
- damn they rlly killed virginia 🧍🏼‍♀️ also i don’t like how they’re trying to frame dante wanting the flag down as evil :/ like ……………
- mel is so fucking annoying i’m sorry pls tell me she gets some type of character development bc rn i can’t stand her
-ooooh BUBBA JUST ANAPPED HIS FUCKING ARM IN HALFFFFFAND THEN STABBED HIM W THE BONE PLS!!!!! king <3
-ok i kinda like richter 😝 he’s a dick “i’m a texan.” pls fuck me
-sorry i was hacked
-nvm why is he giving this little girl a semi automatic rifle?????? especially when he now knows she fucking got shot in school?????? man ur dumb
-i literally don’t know the blonde girls name lol
-he’s wearing his mommas face how sweet
-richter is a lil cunt heheh but i understand heheh
-old lady sally is SEXY ngl
-love the little throwback to the og house hehehe
-see i’m literally just rooting for bubba again 🤷‍♀️ feels like that’s how i am in all the tcm movies besides maybe 2 bc i love stretch
-tell me they did not kick her out of her own fucking house PLSSSS
-THEY DID
-CUNTS! i hope bubba destroys these mfs!
-rip dante i guess, cant say i loved him
-i hate that mel isn’t gonna die soon i want her DEAD! NOW
-i like the twist on the old lady mask being his moms face tbh, i also feel so BAD for him rn man…
-ok since he was at the orphanage does that mean he was a child during the first movie??? bc that does make any sense to me……maybe i just don’t know timelines and i’m getting confused
-how is dante still alive lol
-short lived but now we got sexy hick richter on the case (next to die surely)
-fighting the urge once again to just go on wikipedia and read the plot but that’s on me
-CHAINSAW TIME BABEY!!!!!
-NOT HIS LEG GOING LITERALLY IN HALF SIDNIWHDHWJDH
-damn he was alive for such a short amount of time
-hate hate hate the cgi blood and gore lol
-SEXY SALLY
-why didn’t mel take richters gun? 🙄🙄🙄🙄
-LFNIWBDJSJEHE HE RLLT THREW RGAT FYCJUNG THING AT HER
-i love when a person is u der the killer and u can see the killers footsteps and shit idk why but it’s so cool
-is the sludge on her gonna be important
-just found out her name is lila LMFAO we literally have half an hour left in the movie idk how i feel abt it
-decapitation time
-‘u try anything ur cancelled bro’ HEJDISNDKNWDKJWJDJWJDJSJ this movies fantastic
-hehe man got cut in half
-aw this is reminding her of the shooting from school :( this is so sad
-lila best character besides bubba and richter
-you’d think someone would try, idk, breaking the fucking bus windows glass?
-or OPENING IT LIKE COME ON GUYS UR ALL FUCKING STUPID
-melody is so aggravating i’m serious y’all
-SALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-sally is so crazy i want her carnally
-she’s gonna die ain’t she :(
-i’ll admit whoever is playing mel sure can scream she’s got the final girl scream and cry on lock down fr
-aw bubba just misses his mom :(
-holy shit he’s huge i didn’t realize how big he was
-sally just shoot him pls like ????
-ok as long as he leaves her alone <3
-he can kill the others idc
-SALLY LAUGHING WHILE SHOOTING HIM
-bad fucking ass
-she’s totally dead isn’t she
-she was giving nubbins fr
-CAN TGEY HELP HER
-OH GOD DAMN IT
-HES CUTTING HER IN FUCKING HALF AND NOW THEY WANNA TRY TO HIT HIM W THE CAR
-fucking idiots
-sally’s like god damn it. i gave them my car and they fucked it up
-is melody gonna die <3
-lila is gonna shoot him or something
-lets go lila!!!!!!!!!!
-ok she’s actually so fucking stupid i’m serious lol
-rip a baddie :/
-the only person who deserves to kill bubba is sally 😐
-we all know they’re not gonna kill him bc more sequels bae!!!!
-these last 30 minutes have somehow felt longer than the entirety of the rest of the movie. like more has happened in 15 mins than the first hour
-what’s crazy is bubba legit wouldn’t have killed anyone if they didn’t kill his mom LMAO
-HELP HE TACKLED HER LIKE A LINEBACKER
-lila why would u stop fucking moving that’s so stupid
-HELP MEL IS ON HIS BACK LIKE A MONKEY FIENIDNWIDJ
-damnnn melody rlly gave him a lil uppercut w the chainsaw
-cant say how happy i am they didn’t make bubba skinny <3
-how is mel walking like a normal person after that also u wouldn’t be able to pry that fucking gun out of my hand empty or not
-the sun roof? rlly? lol
-HELOFNSJDBJSJSJSJD HE RLLY CUT HER FUCKING HEAD OFF LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
-girl boss bubba!!!!
-AHHH the og house <3
-hm. ok so i have mixed feelings.
i’ll make a post w the pros and cons in another post hehe
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