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fujimousee · 4 months

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my favv girlies ......

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booasaur · 2 years

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NCIS: Hawai’i - 1x22

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kawasiki-jo · 10 months

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It's giving Barbie and Oppenheimer, but MacauChay ✨😌😂

Bruh, the amount of times I had to repost this cause it kept getting flagged cause of the other ones 😭. If you managed to see the first version with all four works, good for you 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 (also sorry for the spam). Sorry that no one else gets to see it now 🥲.

Or, also,

You could check em out on my Instagram highlights if you're interested, and if you want access to the uncensored ones dm me and I'll add you to my close friends list😌

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wonderbutch · 2 months

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u guys r not ready for the tim and cass siblingisms stuff i have planned for the rh!sb au btw

#red hood!stephanie brown AU #the dynamics all of it augh #miles is gonna lose their shit when i finish this next thing #pov ur brothers ex girlfriend who is your best friend and the love of your life has just [REDACTED FOR FIC SPOILER REASONS]

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winepresswrath · 2 months

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increasingly i think John dated M for long enough that he thought this might be it then broke up with her to become enmeshed besties hooked up with A on the rebound and introduced them, only for them to immediately became a double act. eternally third wheeling through life.

#my bones will rest easy next to yours. anyway.#not the way they both circle around him like planets and augustine tells mercy john will forgive him for killing her because she's made #herself unloveable #BUT ACTUALLY #it's that augustine can forgive mercy for killing john #but he can't forgive john killing mercy #not to leave G P and C out of this drama #like john was involved in multiple layers of love triangles and technically platonic psychosexual games #when u think your forever bff and hs crush is ace but then he might be fucking a cop #devestating #when your girlfriend who's weirdly intense about a nun becomes weirdly intense about your rebound: u would cry 2 if it happens 2 u

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julystruck · 2 months

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I don't think we're going to make it

#Evil lovecore #Static #Sweetheart #Sweetstatic #LIKE I KNOW LAYING DOWN NEXT TO YOUR DYING GIRLFRIEND IS AGAINST THE LORE BUT YOU FUCKING GET ME #in the first draft I originally had vomit puddles around sweet but decided that was too gross and also couldn't figure out how to color #panels are: canon. Rose and static. Dead deer. Dating sim. Knife and Pills. Canon #UGH you literally don't get it #Static is loved by the narrative. They keep getting chance after chance but they keep fucking it uppp. the tragedy of free will #Sweet is a bit doomgirl. She is rose come again. She will never be herself she will always be tied to Rose #Rose is guy who haunts the narrative and doesn't even WANT TO BE THERE he hates everyone #ugh ugh igh. Sweetstaic and rosestatic on my brain 24/7

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ramayantika · 7 months

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Yes, I won't be there around you all the time. I won't be able to wipe your tears with my fingers all the time. I don't miss you as much as you do when we are apart. I roam the world, with dreams and aspirations as huge and as wide as the sky. They tell me you haven't been a good wife forget being a good lover but it is you I want to come back home to. I will not be home for months but I will send letters, ten pages long for every month with a small love poetry that will only make sense to you. When I win the world, I am a star for them, a performer and artist in their eyes, a nomad who roams around leaving pieces of their creation everywhere but it's you I choose to come back every time every night in the warm bed that you make. It's your lips that I seek to steal a kiss from and it's your embrace that would take away all the tiredness from my limbs.

#samridhi speaks #what is this #samridhi in her feels #love is a choicw #could I ever tske a break from my dreams and aspirations never? that sometimes makes me wonfer where would I stand in a family setting #especially indian famililes #sure I will bitch and cry about my work get angry and stomp my feet hard everytime I do a dance step wrong #but fuck it I love it I want all the beautiful and ugly parts with it #I want to see the world dance in it and write hundreds of poetry and stories #but it's only one person I want to come home to who knows me that my heart solely belongs to him in whole #there's so much to see so much to learn and create #I have had some boys telling me oh you would make a good girlfriend #if you break up or something and if I am singlr I would literally marry you later on #and somehow that makes me see the because oh yes a woman practicing dance is pleasing to the eye and she will be traditional #and she'll be soft hearted so yeah good bahu #what do you even know about me #I would choose dance over everything₹#I will literally bleed cry sweat around to make things work #these guys think yeah she wears pretty dresses is a devotee of krishna and all so nice snd good no squabling #some told me you are pretty you shoulf pass your beauty to the next gen #and I was gagging internally #I want to create a legacy for every woman after me who is enriched with art wisdom and knowledge #whose face shall shine with divine wisdom from years of seeking knowledge #fuck taking breaks from career to be thst supposedly good gf or wife #my parents spend so muvh money and time fot my studies and dancing #my mother sits with me as I create and discuss dance and I would leave that all to be your idea of a good bahu and mother

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tornoaserjo · 2 months

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the most humbling thing happened to me today

#my cousin who is marrying in two weeks: since your family us bringing 2 plus ones... which of them is your girlfriend? A o N?#so i can sit them next to you #WELL. FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. NONE OF THEM. they are both my sisters' girlfriends and im the only one thats going alone #thank you for asking. respect my privacy in these hard times #my other cousin cant stop laughing. this cant be happening. sé la primera en salir del armario. verás que útil y que bien. y más sin novia

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captorcorp · 2 months

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ough i just watched electric dreams. the whole time i was like 'miles i hope the computer steals your girl you don't deserve her'

AND THEN (spoilers)

i kinda always expected miles and madeline to get together at the end bc like cmon that's a common movie trope but like. miles being cagey and lying the whole time and telling her to shut up bc she didn't know what she was talking about and like, she must've overheard him yelling at edgar from the other room plenty of times too???

so all of that + her finally meeting edgar and him singing for her i was like 'wait are they actually going to have the computer steal his girl???' bc like. idk if i was in her position miles just seems like 100 red flags w all the lying and caginess and generally how he acts and everything;; and like the parts that actually drew you to him weren't even his and she knows that now... maybe it's just him under stress but like that's all you know of him...

but nope apparently that just makes her admit she really does love him. how does that make you realize you love him??? maybe it's like. she realized that the things she wanted to love from miles were coming from a machine instead and she realized she still loved him even without those things bc she couldn't love a machine. but like. girl the red flags...

the part where edgar asks miles to hold him and then dedicates the radio song to miles and madeline as the ones he loves was really 🥺 though... idk if miles deserved that love but like. he did teach edgar a lot and hold him in his final moments so i mean i guess. they were all he had...

anyway this is a miles distrust zone. edgar deserved better. madeline is cool but needs to get better taste in men

#kcat talks #the moral of this movie is you can get a girlfriend by physically and emotionally tormenting your computer #also maybe im just biased bc miles was giving huge red flags to me from the start w how he treated his electronics #people who get like. physically and verbally aggressive over computer problems. are always kinda 😬#(sample size: my dad)#and then ofc he doesn't get any nicer when his computer becomes sentient like bro you're all he has!!! you just steal his music and yell!!!#sorry got possessed by the ghost of edgar for 5 minutes it was an interesting watch though fhskfh #also dear god i would hate to be miles'/edgar's neighbors tbh. the loudness;;;#madeline playing from the next room would also probably be a little annoying but calm cello music > yelling and party sounds

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yj-98 · 7 months

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clarity ft. foxes by zedd .... MY toxic yuri song from when i was 13+14 and in my first relationship with my unhealthily codependent girlbestfriend 💕

#😭 that was legitimately my song for her. help me.#<- just remembered it so vividly...#my ex girlfriend who i wanted to impress so badly when we met that i learned how to draw for her... who drew my ocs...#held hands in the field next to the road and got lost with and lay in bed and played saints row and went on omegle #who then moved away and stopped talking to me suddenly but was still texting our mutual friend so her last text to me was happy birthday #bc my friend reminded her . and then i never saw her again. girl legitimately fell off the face of the planet i can't find her anywhere #tristin if youre out there... etc #rook.log

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iridescentoracle · 2 years

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❤ god they’re so cute

#gg #girl genius liveblog #allie don't look #sarah don't look #character: agatha heterodyne #i meant agatha and gil but also like. zeetha in that second panel. oh my god. adorable #also congrats zeetha on your impending discovery of your secret long-lost twin brother and also long-lost father #have fun spending the next two and a half years not telling him that for some reason #actually my real question is if she's told higgs. can you even imagine that conversation #you're a semi-immortal monster working undercover for your boss's boyfriend #while your real boss is missing and also possessed by her evil mom #(also your boss's boyfriend is currently possessed by his… like‚ less evil dad? but you know‚ low bar)#and at some point your girlfriend decides to mention she's your boss's boyfriend's long-lost twin sister #you know. nice casual conversation over lunch sometime #i just. keep wondering how that will go #would go? did go? WHO KNOWS #to be clear i'm not criticizing her for not telling gil #i'm glad that reveal is still waiting for us and honestly i desperately hope he winds up in skifander with them #but like. it has been TWO AND A HALF YEARS and he STILL DOESN'T KNOW #i love them they're all trainwrecks it's perfect #nyquil don't look

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romeoandromeo · 1 year

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#wow i hate myself lol #*falls in love with anyone who shows me a grain of kindness because im not sure if im even still happy in my relationship*#anyway my coworker has family coming from another country she hasn't seen in years and she was asking if i could come in early Saturday #so she could spend some time with them and even offered to pick up some shifts for me next week #and i said i can just take her whole shift and just work a double if she wants and dont worry about picking up any of my shifts #and she was like thank you thank you youre so sweet etc #huhhhh 🥺#i want to have a girlfriend again... and she's literally so pretty too...#and shes SOOO fucking nice 😭😭😭#even if i was single or with someone who is also poly i could never shoot my shot though lol

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crystalkitty1220 · 1 year

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Okay I think too many people like me

Because we have Johnny boy, then we have Johnny boys friend Imran, and then this one dude named Sam in my science class

Those were the 3 I knew about prior to today

But earlier Ron walks up to me and is like “Hey Crow, wanna be inside of Johnathan”

And 1. That’s not possible because I DONT HAVE A DICK

And 2. That implies that I am the top in this non-existent relationship

Anyways the homophobic dude who glared at me during graduation walked up to us and was like “I want to be inside of Crow”

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THESE 2 BOYS THAT I DONT EVEN KNOW JOINED IN AND WERE LIKE “I WANNA BE INSIDE OF CROW TOO”

SO THAT WAS ALREADY WEIRD, BUT THEN CROW-CHAN DUDE SHOWS UP AND STARTS TO HIT ON MY BUT FAILS MISERABLY BECAUSE HE WAS DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU LEAN AGAINST THE WALL WHILE HITTING ON SOMEONE, BUT HE WAS TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE WALL SO WHEN HE LEANED OVER HE JUST FELL

IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR BEING AROACE??? A FUCK TON OF BOYS LIKING ME???

…fuck im the protagonist from I just want to be single

Oh geez that is so many guys. I think you're in the setup for a dating sim.

#okay so i was watching this one anime called 'romantic killer' with my siblings the other day #i only got through like a season of it but this sounds a lot like that #some magical being has sent fuckton after fuckton of boys upon you without your consent #something like this has happened to me about two twice. once in elementary school where three guys were fighting over who sat next to me #that one would probably be explained by me being the signature 'girl who hung around guys' tho #and then in middleschool when there were two guys i didn't know and then girlfriend list dude and then girlfriend list dude's nicer friend #neither of those times really count because they weren't during high school

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neotan-astrology · 1 year

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#2 guys actively pursuing me #and here I am stuck on my kind of boss who also has a girlfriend #why can’t I ever fall for people who actually like him #like both of those guys are too clingy like stop messaging me so much #one of them keeps telling me about his childhood and I am just like ???#I barely you in present why would I be interested in your past #but yeah my kind of boss is like my ideal type #like he literally has the personality I want in my partner #he is such a balanced person #and he goes out of his way to look out for me #like today he got mad at me so I cried #but then he tried making up for it #and I sit next to him so he always offers me food

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kocch · 2 years

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thinking of comphet and my best friend who identified as straight for like 26 years of her life, until she slowly admitted she liked girls too, started dating some, and now she’s in her longest commitment with this lovely girl and at her happiest i’ve seen her in a romantic relationship (actually - her words: maybe this is the first time i’m this serious in a relationship, and i love my partner)

#personal #rambling #bisexuality #i told her i was bi when we were in high school .. at that time it was common to talk to your friends on the landline ... i told her on #the phone and we never talked about it for the next 5 yrs maybe lmao #also my other high school friend who came out as bi like 5 yrs ago bc she strted dating her current girlfriend and they're still at it #yeah. 25 yrs old coming out as bi ... totally legit

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babybluebanshee · 7 months

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So I finally got my water heater replaced after more than half a year of it leaking and nearly destroying my floor, but that's not the story. The story is of the handyman that installed it.

Dude's name is Chris, and he's your typically midwestern schlub - friendly, apologizes too much, really likes the Cardinals, maybe a little younger than my parents. Hella nice tho, gets the heater installed quickly, and even offers to fix the floorboards it warped (after nearly tripping over the hump it made in the floor twice). Overall, a stress-free experience.

Then, as he's gathering up his tools - "So, I noticed your, uh, banner. Over your bed."*

*(The closet where my water heater is is located in my bedroom because I live in a mobile home, dude wasn't just wandering creepily into my bedroom)

He's referring to a giant pride flag that's hanging over my bed, with the words "Sounds gay, I'm in"

My anxiety spikes instantaneously, thinking oh christ I'm about to get hatecrimed or at least microaggressioned.

But then he says "Yeah, my daughter is gay, and I was wondering, like...where do you guys, ya know, meet up?"

What.

"Because she met her most recent girlfriend when she was in jail, and I keep asking why she doesn't just find a nice lesbian librarian or something and she said 'dad I know they're out there, I just don't know where'. So...like...where do you?"

So I ended up confessing to this nice man who installed my water heater that I don't know of any real gay culture in our mostly Baptist Missouri town of about 18,000 that routinely freaks out over pride displays in the library (I'm sure it exists but I'm lazy and haven't gone looking for it). My girlfriend lives in an area with a rather bustling gay community (we just did a face painting booth for their pride festival a few weeks ago), so maybe have her go out there with some friends, and also a lot of queers I know play dnd so maybe find a nice group of them and network. I then apologized that I wasn't more helpful in getting his daughter settled with a nice, wholesome dyke.

On the plus side, he was not deterred at all, and seemed to be very interested in the fact dnd was so popular amongst the el gee bee tees. I told him the names of some dms I know and told him to go to town. I do not know if the names will be given to his daughter or hoarded for himself so he can join a group and play like he did when he was a teenager and not be called satanic for it.

He's coming to fix my floor next week.

#daily life with blue #lgbt #gay pride #queer joy #wholesome stuff

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