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By the way, lurkers are welcome on my blog<33
Yeah, yeah, Writeblr is a community and all that. But I get it.
Some of us have anxiety disorders. Some of us are (or were once) minors on the internet who had it drilled into us to never make our presence known in online spaces lest we get stalked or groomed.
It's okay if interacting is outside of your comfort zone.
Some of us aren't actually on tumblr enough to make making a Writeblr intro worth it.
Some of us prefer to take a few months, maybe years, observing the community to learn the rules. And let's face it, there is a huge learning curve to Tumblr culture. I came here from Pinterest in like 2018 and hooo boy was it intimidating!
Like, I was that 17 year old pinterest lurker with an anxiety disorder who was taught that internet safety meant "never comment on anything" who took a few years before I felt comfortable enough with tumblr culture to reblog things with tags, let alone make public posts.
So I guess what I am saying is, I can't judge. Because I've been there.
Writeblr is a community. And the community (for me) is the best part. And remember that if you don't contribute to the community you don't get to complain about it either. But this is also a public space. Silent observers are to be expected. And on my blog you are welcome.
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mwagneto · 7 months
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GENERATION GAP WIN. my (<- born in the 2000s) grandma (<- born in the 1930s) saw my bootyshorts that say enemy of the state on the ass and laughed and said they were great. world health restored
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hermitcraft-shifter · 27 days
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I know I just posted a story idea with this concept, but Joe being the 'canary' of Hermitcraft— pretend or not —gives me brainrot. Like, I was looking up types of canaries to see if there's a blue variant, and I realize that a 'miner's canary' isn't just a canary a miner brings to their death. A canary is trapped in the mine. I know that Xisuma can also fit the definition in that case since he's been 'trapped' on Hermitcraft since the beginning as well and would definitely be considered the first warning of danger/death if something happened to him, being the admin and all, but maybe that's the point.
Joe isn't unique.
The canary curse isn't really a real curse, but the thin line between being taken for granted because you've always been there and everyone being lost without you because you've always been there helping. It's not a curse, but a classification. It's not a curse, but a handmade prison. You're too important to lose, but you're too ingrained to be notable. You've never left. You don't think you can leave. Everyone's always left you.
A canary trapped in a bird cage in a coal mine.
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dont-offend-the-bees · 3 months
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What's the best comedy ever made and why is it Wooden Overcoats
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infraredss · 2 months
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a girl will do/say the most dorky, silly or stupid thing in the world and I will be like ooaoaoaogghhhhhh. make out with m ee
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phoenixcatch7 · 11 months
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ASDFGHJKL
Just been talking to this npc and he was like 'oh hey!! Nice of them to send out a guy so soon after I sent my letter!' and when link did his little talking hand gestures my full expectation was the next words to be 'omg the hero?? Zeldas knight?? The champion of hyrule? You guys were missing it was all over the kingdom!!'
Npc: oh, so you're just some guy? Man, I thought they would have sent someone out by now, I've been waiting ages...
A) no you haven't
B) Link, WHAT????
Asdfghjkl??? NO WONDER he's been Tony Hawked he's not even introducing himself with his name??!
Actually... Given what other people have been calling him, I think he's been introducing himself as 'just a wandering swordsman'.
LINK THAT WAS YOUR FAULT THE WHOLE TIME???
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abrahamvanhelsings · 19 days
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imagining the things graham gore could and would have done to edward little's cervix had he lived a little longer
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yardsards · 9 months
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reading the things you post/rb while not knowing what the adventure zone is is kinda funny. I'll be scrolling my dash and see "NAH 'CAUSE BEANIEMAN GOT SO SCHLORPED WHEN THE PIANO FLAVORED STICK OF DEODERANT GOT SCAMMED" and I'm so tempted to get context, but it feels like life would be funnier without it
okay so like. the adventure zone is an actual-play ttrpg podcast (aka they record themselves playing dungeons and dragons and similar games and then edit down the recording so it's fun to listen to)
and it's kind of like 5+ different podcasts in a trenchcoat. cuz there's 5 completely separate games (well, 5 plus a couple way shorter games, but 5 main ones). and since each game is already pretty wild on its own, the fact that there are FIVE OF THEM definitely makes it sound extra bizarre to outsiders lol
there's:
1: balance: a standard fantasy world with some minor sci-fi elements. it's about heroes tracking down and neutralizing dangerous magical items and uncovering secrets about their own pasts. by far the most popular season and imo the best, but it gets off to a slow start
2: amnesty: a story about cryptids and magic in a modern day appalachian setting. been a while since i listened to this one tbh and i don't talk about it as much
3: graduation: young adults going to magic college and getting wrapped up in a demon war. this is the least popular one but not actually bad imo
4: ethersea: freelance adventurers from an undersea city exploring the world in a magical post-apocalyptic setting. my fav behind balance
5: steeplechase: like a defunctland video meets a heist movie, secret crime rings operating within a theme park. very fun, still in progress
they're released kind of like different seasons of a show, one after the other, but each "season" doesn't actually need to be listened to in order (ie you can listen to steeplechase before balance, but you'd have to start at ep 1 of steeplechase and not just skip to steeplechase ep 32 or else you'd be really confused)
honestly i've been halfway considering getting different tags for each game but i'm too lazy to change now
ANYWAY
the thing about the adventure zone is that it's a *comedy* podcast first and foremost. so most of the weird bizarre funny bits are just as funny and batshit insane even WITH context. hell, i'd say a lot of it is even MORE funny if you know what's going on.
though there is also some buckwild shit that you just get desensitized to. like one of the 3 protagonists of balance is named *taco* (but spelled taako) because it was originally just gonna be a silly one-off episode, so the player was like "haha i'm gonna be XD random and annoy my dm with this zany noun name", not knowing that there were gonna be 68 more episodes and it would eventually grow into a deeply emotionally moving story. so by the end you're fucking sobbing over this character's love and loss and you forget that "taco" is not a normal thing for an elf/wizard to be called
it's absolutely delightful
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sciderman · 9 months
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woah! just opened ask-spiderpool to read from the beginning and was NOT expecting it to go all the way back to 2014. you've been at this a while! It's so cool to see your art style progress over the years and the saga develop (though your sense of humor has been top notch from the absolute start!)
THANK YOU so much!! god. it's true. 2014 me was hilarious.
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i love you 2014 me...
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shegoesbyjoy · 4 months
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new year, new fic! featuring...
an exploration of kim's need for control and how that manifests itself in various ways, including how he grieves
my interpretation of eyes as a character (he's that "boy next door". to me. based on nothing except vibes—let me live ok)
a look at the careful relationship kim maintains with eyes's widow
a singular use of the language of flowers that took an absurdly long time to figure out because i was determined to make it realistically attainable during winter (surprise, there aren't a whole lot of meaning-laden flowers available during cold weather)
harry being vaguely unhinged as usual
really enjoyed writing this one. would love to hear your thoughts if you decide to give it a go—you can find it right here <3
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i love how rodney keeps calling john "kirk" when hes very clearly tom paris
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macadam · 2 years
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Found this gem on transformers reddit and it wasn’t well received so I am stealing it and showing all of you
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felizusnavidad · 2 months
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the way the piragua guy just sings blackouts are nice while everyone else is probably lowkey freaking out 😭
lol i can't stop laughing now HELP this is so true anon
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loganslowdown4 · 1 year
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Roman: This kitchen is so disorganized! I can’t find a damn spoon anywhere!
Patton: Not to worry! I’ll buy some of those drawer dividers to organize!
*later*
Roman: *opens drawer* Patton, where are the spoons?? This drawer is full of candy!
Patton: Yes! Because I hate when my Reese’s Pieces mix in with my Skittles!
Roman: *crying* I just wanted cereal.
Patton: I have a drawer for that!
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dailyhatsune · 2 years
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The third of the three Blorbos who got your artstyle to where it is today MUST accompany Miku and Twilight in friendship right now.
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one taught me to draw, the other kept me going, and the third one taught me the importance of being able to draw anything else that wasn’t an anime girl or a twink
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sheyri · 3 months
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Fun with lifeless NPCs - a collection
First up, the cuddle picture that Nico made me show around at book fair last year
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The sequel
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The love interest meeting the Prophetess's family (excluding Daddy because Daddy sucks is too busy demanding a nice crisp piece of meat)
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Some ... erotic ... implications
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The aftermath of The Incident when Loreena got bored waiting for the Father
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And of course we can't forget Mithy
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