#who cares jade

[xielianss]

btw I said I was gonna do it and I fucking did it

I got my bichen tattoo 🗡🗡 ☁️💙💙

#IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD IT'S UMBELIEVABLE #I'm so happy with it i could cry #seriously it looks SO COOL #bichen #lan wangji #mdzs #lwj #tattoo #who cares jade

[secondary-colorentimy]

“i should practice drawing jade and floyd” yeah ok whatever

#fanart #twisted wonderland #twst #jade leech #floyd leech #get tweeled #who even cares anymore 🙄 #they need to get out of my head IMMEDIATELY #been thinking about them all day

[ghostcrackerrs]

movieverse llorumi

#guys ​the ninjago movie is basically just a high school au #what if they’re that one couple who keeps breaking up n getting back together every week #ninjago #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #lego ninjago fanart #lloyd ninjago #harumi ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #harumi jade #i was giggling while drawing this #my art #this is a JOKE!!! I don’t really care about llorumi that much

[rinasred]

dumbasses in love.. but like literally <3

#i love them sm actually #like yes they're both insanely stupid at times.. but they look cute while doing it so who cares #cant wait for their endgame #tanthamore #my gifs #my edits #usermaryj #willow #willow disney+ #willow 2022 #kit tanthalos #kit x jade #jade claymore

[ryllen]

their confession dynamic of all time

#fshfsdhsdhdj TREYY SANN NOOOOO............!!!! me everytime this is what fanartists chose it to happen fhsdshd #BUT THEN WHEN THEY PUT JADE IN TURMOIL & DESPAIR over THIS IT'S TOO FUNNY FSHDSHDH #twisted wonderland #twst #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart #they gave me good laugh everytime fshd #that one strip when floyd goes huhu TT TT trey be like oh no what's wrong (actually caring) #and when jade goes huhu TT TT trey be lik e what is i t this time ? ? (ABSOLUTELY WON'T FALL ON HIS CROCODILE TEARS FSHDHSDFSHDSH) #HE KNOWS THEM TOO WELL (yes we know azul gave him hints already fhsdh) #this is why all jades who get to go out with trey are so HAPPY #THEY PASS HIS TRUST TEST FSHDSHDSH #BIG WALL RIGHT THERE

[buzzingroyalty]

~ @davekatweek Day 3: SADSTUCK ~

in which theres dead daves to clean up but karkat doesnt check his fucking texts to kno what the hell is going on

#homestuck #davekat #davekatweek #davekatweek2022 #davekat week #dave #karkat #jade #melisongart #cw dead body #cw corpse #this is literally not how anything works in the comic but who cares i already drew it #a little stupid cliche as a treat bc i cant take myself seriously

[merakiui]

I’m so excited for baby leech from TMDG hehe

Tbh I can see Azul & the tweels being girl dads and if Jade had twins then maybe one of each gender! He must be on cloud 9 and can’t wait to dote on his darling as his eel-mer instincts go into full throttle! It’s so cuteeee

As is Jade hehe!! >:) he is a very excited eel. All of his suffering pays off in the end because he will be a father to not one baby but two (twins)! <3 I think it would be a bittersweet irony if that happened (sweet for Jade, but bitter for Reader). Although maybe you're so certain it's Floyd's baby since you're still under the impression it was Floyd who fucked you that day in his dorm room. Maybe it's not very bitter after all. >_< and it would be even worse (for Jade) because Floyd's just excited to be an uncle, so he'll dote on you and the babies because he's just so overly affectionate and eager.

But Jade has plans for all of these things. :) uuwaaa moray eel instincts are so strong. orz he allows Azul and Floyd to get close to you, but if they overstay their welcome or linger too long in your proximity he gets so irritable. He's so devoted to you and the babies, so much so that he neglects his own health to focus on you and ensure you're content and happy at all times. You have to remind him to eat and sleep and not overwork himself while he's caring for you because, if not told otherwise, he'll get lost in assisting you. And once you start to show, he demands threatens kindly advises Azul to stop putting you out on the floor for your shifts because too many students stare. >:( Jade has to restrain himself from violence every time a customer breathes near you, and of course you're such a brat about it. T_T it's just Jade and his bratty, very pregnant, very delusional darling against the world... he loves you very much hehe. <3

#twisted chit chat #tw: pregnancy #jade practically moves into ramshackle to care and provide for you #and yet you're still insisting it's floyd who knocked you up T_T

[wordycheeseblob]

"Shock the Heart" theory

jade on his ability:

he can't use it on people highly resistant to magic

he can only use it once on the same person

it doesn't work on overly cautious people

Theory: Jade can actually use his UM more than once.

He says he needs people to have their guard lowered to actually use it, that much is true. If he uses his UM on someone, this person will be on guard next time preventing him from using it again.

Basically same trick won't work twice because they're alert and aware and probably also avoiding eye contact UNLESS jade made it known that he can only use it once. that way he can hopefully catch them by surprise a second time.

But he uses it incredibly sparingly because if word runs that his UM has a wider range, his ploy will be ultimately ruined and his ability reduced in opportunity even further than it already is. Floyd and Azul may be aware, but not necessarily if Jade decided that Azul might abuse this ability increasing the possibility of it becoming known, or Floyd, who if a wildcard, carelessly blabbing about it.

That's why he's always saying it's a shame his ability is so weak; to lower your guard.

#I'm just making stuff up at this point #Who cares I think it's a fun theory and this kind of scheming fits jade #jade leech #twst jade #twisted wonderland

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[chaoticismymiddlename]

they're literally the powerpuff girls

#willow #tanthamore #kit tanthalos #elora danan #jade claymore #kit x jade #powerpuff girls #but elora would definitely be bubbles #her color doesnt really match but who cares

[xielianss]

why. why is Brazil trending here???? jhhidysishsjs

#I'm so afraid. #brblr #who cares jade

[meggie-moo]

i think stoner dave is a inherently good concept, but also consider this: stoner rose

dave grew up with andrew tate like bro strider, who was probably so anti drugs. like dave and rose are hanging out and rose casually drops, “oh yeah, when i was high that one time-” and dave stops and is like, “😟” because he 100% thinks weed is addictive.

bro probably told him when he was younger that if you smoked weed it was the same as like crack. he’s horrified, he goes home and he’s like, “karkat!! bad news about rose 😟” only for karkat to be like, “oh yeah i’ve had edibles with her before.”

#he did have google but ik bro strider was LOOKING at that search history it’s also funnier if he’s the beta kid least likely to get high #like jade??? grandpa harley totally had a marijuana farm that he taught her how to take care of at like age six #rose will do ANYTHING her mom doesn’t want her to do and also her mom probably doesn’t care #egbert?? egbert is constantly going through the horrors #they all probably get together and get high and don’t tell dave because they know he will make a big deal out of nothing #dave is a character whos like “i always want to break the rules B)” #but as soon as someone does something he considers rule breaking he’s going to combust #meg’s incoherent thoughts #homestuck #rose lalonde #dave strider #karkat vantas

[kkkkkkkitty]

The Widening Sky by Edward Hirsch

#I dont like how these turned out but the colors are pretty #homestuck #jade harley #Second image is set at dawn but when I read that poem I was like wow beach. How can I be filled with such vast love as well. #hewn I was drawing the first one I wasnt really thinking so I was like yeah she can doggy paddle freaking whatever who cares

[some-pers0n]

You're really good at analyzing the dynamic between characters, so I was wondering if you understand the hype about Moonjou. I can't really see them as romantic. It's mostly platonic to me. So, if you do understand the hype surrounding the ship could you explain it to me? I wanna join the fun.

To be honest I'm not a Moonjou person either (I much prefer Turtle/Moon), but lemme try and give it a shot.

From a surface level understanding, I feel like Kinkajou and Moon help out each other a lot by having them open up more. Kinkajou's affect on Moon is most noticeable though, with Moon being a lot more eager and willing to talk and interact when she's got Kinkajou by her side. Kinkajou is down to do just about anything. Talk, paint, play music, anything. Kinkajou was one of Moon's first ever friends, someone who was a gateway into just how close and personal they could be with the Jade Winglet and each other.

Likewise, Moon helps Kinkajou slowly cope with her trauma. At first, Kinkajou was happy with Moon because she "wasn't like the others". Kinkajou is still deeply upset and traumatized by the NightWings. She's afraid. She saw Moon be quiet, shy, and non-assertive, and deduced that she wasn't like the rest of her tribe. She was safe. She could be around her and not have to worry.

And yet, Kinkajou slowly learns through Moon that she can talk about those issues. Even with the skyfire on, Moon can read Kinkajou well enough to notice when she's bothered or having those repressed memories resurface. Perhaps Moon tries teaching Kinkajou similar grounding techniques like the raindrops. Moon tells Kinkajou that she shouldn't have to repress her worries and anxieties all the time, never spending a second to process her deeply traumatic experience and mourn the friends that she lost. It's healthy to cry. It's okay to be not happy all the time.

#I have a feeling I know who this is because I swear I've seen a post with somebody saying a similar thing #Won't say who just in case I get it wrong but still #Personally I like it as platonic as well but eh who cares people can only seem to understand friends as a step before romance #You just gotta be based and cool like me and understand the QPR version of the Jade Winglet #ask #anon #sp-rambles

[kimquatz]

do you have any seadweller headcanons? : ]

I do!! SO many, in fact.

I'll say, one of my fave headcanons is that I LOVE the idea that, since it seems kind of implied seadwellers are not on the surface that often, all the violetbloods essentially live in their own underwater city and they just have a COMPLETELY different world goin' on down there. They're so divorced from surface world shenanigans, they essentially have this whole different culture, interpersonal dynamics, etc. goin' on it's just so far removed from what any of the surface trolls are dealing with LMFAO.

Funny enough, i think a majority of it would just be "first-world problems" kinda stuff.... if you've ever watched "Selling Sunset" I feel like it'd be just like that ASLKDJSA

#nebou #i keep thinking abt that girl who bought this machine to make her drinking water molecules small ? to avoid... bloat ? LOL #also another fun hc i've been thinking abt is i've been tryna calculate what the population of jades/violets are #but that's a lot of math involved that no one probably cares to look at LOL

[thaliajoy-blog]

Thinking of the whole discourse in hotd around who should be queen/king..like going back to even the beginning like Visenya should have been the main monarch or Rhaena daughter of Aenys should have been his successor and then Aerea, Rhaenys, Rhaenyra and on and on for every case and like, on principle I agree. But like each time it bitterly reminds me that even if its progress it's still within the confines of a feudal monarchy that has authority over the masses through their violence and like...it's kind of a a "yeah we get to have female tyrants now, gender-inclusive feodality" cause at the end of it yeah you did replace a bad law by a better one with good opportunities for change but ultimately...it's still firstborn child of an hereditary dynasty taking control and being 99% of the time relatively detached from the intererests of the people they rule & very much incentivized to keep their own power, priviledges & dominion standing.

#that's kind of what i fear #that asoiaf will never really address that feeling #like i love dany & there's clearly a feminist pattern going on in the series #and within the targaryen dynasty #all these female heirs passed #but like i sadly am skeptical of the idea that women are fundamentally better than men always #so to me that's a little step #like sure clap clap clap #but when is this hellish system gonna end #this is probably how radical leftist feel about anything progressives do or whatever #i'm like a bit jaded #like dany is very special there #she's the rare 1% who kinda cares & wants to make the world better for others