#whiplash but related

[galeweather]

WHIPLASH 2014, dir. Damien Chazelle

#whiplash #filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #userpayton #userpavlova #usersavana #usergiu #userhugh #userbbelcher #userairam #miles teller #chewieblog #* #film #this is my attempt at giffing smth non trek related

[kaysdenofchaos]

talked to a classmate while back that said shipping Spider-Man and the turtles romantically was weird— not bc of the turts being turtles or anything, but bc they’re both children

And I’m. Hm. That’s certainly. A take?

#maybe I’ve gotten too comfy on tumblr #anything twitter/proship discourse related gives me massive whiplash #khaotic #no hate to the person btw their words are just floating in my head lmao

[inamindfarfaraway]

As an autistic person who has no internal sense of time and pretty often forgets to eat, talk to people and do any other task while absorbed in a special interest, it’s extremely funny to me that the tragedy of Hadestown hinges on Orpheus being too busy composing to notice:

Him and his wife running out of food and firewood.

His wife and father figure repeatedly asking him pay attention to them.

His wife leaving to find more supplies in the harsh winter full of desperate people, alone, without him even offering to help.

A huge storm with “the wrath of the gods” in it blowing in the same direction his wife went.

Hades emerging from the afterlife to manipulate his wife into killing herself.

His wife killing herself.

And then after all of this, he gets up and is like “Where’s my wife, my sun, my heaven and Earth, the food and drink of my soul, who I would do absolutely anything for and could never live without?” And he means it! It was never that he didn’t care! He was just in the Zone!

#HE HAD A CREATIVE FLOW #like. i’m trying to imagine myself writing pages of fanfic in one sitting and then it turns out my mother died #the emotional whiplash is just unfathomable #it’s also very relatable that at that point where him and eurydice’s happy ending hinges on #him concentrating on a singular straightforward task for an extended period of time #NOW he can’t do it #he can’t do it on command! #i get it! that’s how it is! #hadestown #hadestown orpheus

[repeatstuff]

“haha girl interrupted is just girl fight club”

“haha black swan is just girl whiplash”

“haha

what if i Killed You

#theyre all good movies stop fucking gendering them #let them exist on their own not as a girl version of something #holy Shit #must we introduce the gender binary into everything #let Girls watch taxi driver and relate to it #let Boys watch gone girl and relate to it #fight club #whiplash #black swan #girl interrupted

[smidgen-of-hotboy]

Wait- wait- I am absolutely unwell-

Calliope finds Grace at the start of the game and 1) foreshadows her own death while she's singing (Grace is singing about being a boat lost at sea, Calliope is singing about how Graces life isn't over it's just starting but Calliope's is ending soon) and 2) brings out Grace's soul and true voice (Grace's Trait that you choose)

Wait- wait-

#stray gods #stray gods the roleplaying musical #can you tell im late to the party as usual with these types of things? #stray gods spoilers #beloved mutuals this is not penumbra related so be prepared for the fanart that is sure to be rb in the coming days #also i blame tma for making me read Calliope's name as calliope and getting absolute whiplash hearing her actually pronounce it #a boat lost at sea/no inertia in the ocean #<-ig this will be my stray gods tag for now

[moeblob]

(SLAMS MY OCS DOWN)

I MISSED THEM SO MUCH YOU GUYS

Reynold, the ADHD human that he is, has a very hard time focusing on much of anything and the only way he can be considered "accomplished" in his former line of work (CIA) is because he knew. He knew he had to do the task as fast as possible before he forgot what he was doing.

Now he lives in another world and is basically the trophy husband to the demon lord and Reynold is like "this is amazing I'm adopting the whole entire demon army as our children". And the demon lord is like "you want to adopt my demon army" and Reynold is like "starting with your advisors, yes. those are our daughters now. I love them. I would literally kill for them."

And Sascha, the demon lord determined to NOT ACTUALLY FIGHT PEOPLE, is like please don't kill anyone. And his job is now "take care of the entire demon race and also act as impulse control to one human". Luckily his twin advisors love Reynold too and agree to help keep him in line in the world.

And since idk how much I posted on main and not my OC blog for the advisors, Melo (left) is mute and Lody (right) does the talking. They are able to share what they see with each other because of the pink/yellow eyes acting as like a gateway of sorts. So they're rarely assigned to survey the same area since if they're apart they can see twice as much and report on more in order to aid Sascha. (But at the castle they both like to stick together and trail either Sascha or Reynold)

#my characters #also since sascha is the demon lord he has the ability to turn into a biiiiiiiiiig dragon #its an ability only allowed to the blood line of demon lords and if the demon lord dies with no family #the ability manifests in a random demon and thats how the next lord is chosen #however ! since he found the twins on the verge of death and basically gave them both some of his essence/life #they are not actually related by blood but do carry some of his royalty #and can turn into big lizards and reynold loves this so much because oh my god thats so cute #they - as lizards - could crush his bones and kill him easily but hes like LETS GO TO THE GARDENS #AND SUNBATHE ON SOME ROCKS #and the twins are like .......................... odd priority but lets go #and so sascha will wander outside if he cant find the trio and yeah theyre normally just asleep on rocks #two big lizards and his husband just napping in the sun #after melo and lody are told to their faces by reynold hi you can call me mom if you want #they look confused but then later on lody is like HELLO MOTHER and sascha gets absolute whiplash when his husband beams #and turns to face his adopted children who just called him mother #like this poor demon lord is stunned enough by that but he was warned by reynold that adoption was non negotiable #so he is like understandably odd endearment moving on now #until he hears another of his soldiers talk about have you seen mom recently and is like #this human really is out here adopting the entire army and im really confused but its very cute and endearing

[wolviez]

heading into the three part finale and all i need is one (1) more morpherine moment tbh. there hasn’t really been an opportunity to bring it up the past few weeks but i need a follow up on “naked logan” being a scenario that madelyn plucked from morph’s head

any interaction will be a morpherine win for my overly-obsessed brain (smiling so big when they are standing next to each other) BUT YEAH i still cant believe they just dropped that on us and have yet to elaborate of course cuz there are Plot-Wise much more important things to be worrying about but HELLO? of all the things to make morph see i feel like we should not be brushing past that its got to be brought back up At Some Point right 😭

#maybe its cuz at that point i was still used to the og cartoon vibes which was. A Kids Show ik that was gonna change still got whiplash #DEFINITELY NOT ANYMORE that has been well established and i think im used to that now. please 97 dont prove me wrong #x-men 97 #xmen 97 #x-men 97 spoilers #xmen 97 spoilers #<- tag in case ppl are like rlly behind on 97 i guess im jst beingsafe loll #slightly unrelated but i am also still fearing for morph there is nothing hinting at anything I Dont Think im just scared #wait back to related if this was the cooler timeline they would have a parallel where we get a shower scene but for realsies 😋 #NOT LIKE THAT but

[fushigurro]

when the flavor and texture of a new food seems alright but then you bite into an onion </3

#rambles. #i want to try new things i really do!!! #but then this happens #nothing makes my dick softer and stomach sicker than that texture whiplash of onions/tomatoes/etc. #do any of my fellow picky eaters relate?

[mongeese]

Why is being drafted into war so common in gay fanfic. I'm sorry for anyone who likes it but it is just so comedic to me like pls it is never that serious

#like. shipping is fun but it is kind of inherently goofy to me so introducing the horrors of war gives huge whiplash #makes me 1) laugh 2) exit the fic #obv exception is if the source material also relates to war or if it matches somewhat with canon

[neimansautism]

Wale Ayinla, from “Portrait of a Boy with Grief”

#whiplash #andrew neiman #poetry related #whiplash 2014 #obsessive andrew neiman #my boy is SOO unhealthy #obsessivecore #mad ramblings about whiplash

[copper-skulls]

so about those alternate forms of affection to kissing

early relationship with these two is so funny to me bcs Gaster is this confused flustered mess that has never dated anyone before+didn't think he ever would and Grillby's just like... chill 24/7. anyways I need to write more razzmatazz

#the only downside to this is that they got together in like significantly less fluffier times(tm) so it might be abit of a whiplash lol #razzmatazz related drawings #grillster #grillby #gaster #undertale #fanart #rough #traditional art #this one goes to the person form whom I got a kudos email this morning that just had the entire razzmatazz series <3 #it is very hot and I forgot just how bad this dorm can get so this is me waiting for. everything to cool down #it still hasn't quite done so. might attempt to shift my daily rhythm to work in the mornings lmao

[vonlipvig]

OKAY IT'S TIME, i'm gonna watch tár aaaaa

#HERE FOR THE GAY MILFS!!!!!!! #why is whiplash in related movies. because of music or because of similaer themes. is it gonna kick me in the ass cause OAUGH. #whiplash probs top 5 most viscerally excruciating viewing experiences ever (not because it's bad it's very good. it was just....a lot) #ANYWAY GAY LADY YAY #according to jules

[ashmp3]

guys i think i will give into temptation and make a real life instagram 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

#This is what happens when i have no plans at friday night </3 i mean i do i literally do but they are not fun #they are all work related but i wanna get them done so taurus friend and i are zooming until we are finished but yk. Whateva. i think we #are going out tomorrow but i genuinely don’t know in what city i’ll be so i’m like not making a Plan yk anyway #not important. to the main topic of the POST #maybe after i watch two episodes of criminal minds i’ll think about it even more #after my long walk with boni see i am very impulsive in making a decision but very deliberate in executing them so it gives people whiplash #tt

[dragon-chica]

according to my calendar, Christmas is almost here and this year I'd like to find Xavier Thorpe waiting beneath my tree. mistletoe as a tasteful accessory would be acceptable.

#not me getting whiplash seeing that 16 days away #I'll even send a letter to Santa if it gets the job done #Xavier Thorpe x reader #because I think it's a relatable wish

[aro-aizawa]

me, whenever i figure a plot twist in a 20 year old anime: oh wow i am SO big brained rn i am such a genius

me, two minutes later, conpletely blindsided by a major plot twist:

#shut up danni's talking #danni liveblogs #danni liveblogs detco #gif #detco spoilers #look i was 100% sold on the idea that jodie = vermouth/belmont i did NOT peg dr araichi as her instead #episode 345 took me out w the whiplash i got enduring all those plot twists i did not see coming #but looking back i can DEFFO see where they came from and the foreshadowing ohhhhhh i can tell. #i can tell this isn't gonna be a blast through the content and forget abt it kind of thing my mind has been racing w fanfic aus #i wanna delve into the fanfic/fandom too but hnk i wanna avoid spoilers!!!!!! #also i don't know how the fandom categorises things that happen at different plot events etc #there's straight up like a thousand episodes and im only a third of the way through #anyways thats gotta be a good stop for today i can't remember how long i've been awake for but it feels like forever #i am exhausted #urgh this always happens when im home alone for more than a few days #fun fact: kogoro is legit my least favourite character and yet i relate to him immensely #me daydreaming of when i catch up/know every case; i cannot wait to write an au where shinichi gets credited for the cases he solved via him #either shinichi or conan idk which would be better bc shinichi being nowhere near the crimes solved them or a literal 6 year old #im leaning more to the six year old bc its fkn hilarious #that one episode where he defused a bomb in a major landmark and was credited for it as a 6 year old is so fkn funny #this guy had the whole city hostage and yet he was completely stopped by a 6 year old #yeah he has the mind of a 17 y old but c'mon he's physically 6 #this is my allure to this series which will win; hundreds of criminals or one determined 6 year old #if you bet against the 6 y old he's coming for your kneecaps

[onlyfangz]

i just realised people who only play bg3 and who dont know anything about 5e forgotten realms lore have no insight as to why the tieflings are heading towards baldurs gate. they dont know that zariel used to be an angel. they dont know about the whole of elturel hovering over the styx. THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT LULU OR INFERNAL CHICKENS OR CHUKA AND CLONK OR THE VANTHAMPARS OR

#charlie.txt #iirc bg3 happens not that long after descent into avernus #which is a FANTASTIC module you should definitely play #i know there is throwaway dialogue but like #insane it isnt more talked about in game #then again actually i fucked up saving the tieflings in act 2 so maybe im making a cock of myself and they do actually explain in game #fun fact you can play as being from one of the pre existing patriar families #and well #lets just say descent into avernus doesnt mention any werewolf hhunes #because the WHIPLASH i got to find out alastor is related to them was. YEAH.