So I keep forgetting to finish this in my drafts but ever since neopets has lifted the ban on *most* gay rights for our pets (I’m not 100% sure if you can say it though :’D but it’s... progress, I guess!) Here’s some pet headcanons I made
Smalth is non binary and asexual! (They/Them) They are selling lemonade to thirsty marching neopets of all ages, but while he got a seedy history of conning people, they hasn’t tainted the lemonade with transmogrification potions... as far as we know, anyway. The real crime here is their prices!
Next up is Baltay, and he had a very long road ahead of him... why, once upon a time he was a lab pet I was zapping for some color I ended up forgetting about by now. Eventually, I missed him being an Ixi so I changed him back. And while I corrected my mistakes and changed my ways, it still gave him some gender dysphoria. :(
Now he finally feels more comfortable in his own body, even saved up for his own funds towards a halloween PB. Now he’s writing his own music as future heavy metal musician!
He also likes trash 80′s rock ballads. :]
Transfemme Male, goes by He/Them. Tried to work with some Bisexual colors too but hated all the clothes I was testing out. Long wigs on Ixis looks AWFUL THERE I SAID IT!
Not much else to say here, Everal is a LESBIAN!! <3 And there’s nothing TNT can do about it~
She may live life on the fast lane, but she considers sunflowers to be her favorite flower to stop and smell in life.
And finally, we have Vanie! I always imagined her as an older pet, despite being one of my more recent pets after my original uni was hacked and than pounded... ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ: So I’ve been a little cautious even though it’s been 4 years since that happened. I would be pretty miffed regardless but that was the pet I used my first fountain dip on..
I had a hard time deciding if Vanie would be queer or those like, supportive mom’s wearing those really cute shirts that give free hugs to kids in need. But she’s not going to sit on the sidelines and not just join the parade! She’s wearing her old uh “dancer” outfit and ABSOLUTELY was not a stripper... *winks at neotag* She’s polysexual and trans. :3c
BONUS: questioning Ronyhe cause he’s still just a pup! But he loves his gay family, and just needs time to figure himself out when he’s old enough to really think for himself, and not just focused on when dora the explorer is on. He loves rainbows the most!
Edit: I’ll most likely make a part 2 cause there are still some pets I’ve ran out of ideas for headcanons/or forgot to include, so keep an eye out since as long as I’m vague enough about my account, I can talk about my pets characters all day!
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