#which makes NO sense

[andyoullhearitagain]

Imagine working in Engineering on the Enterprise-D and you're hovering by the door of the Chief Engineer's office, waiting to ask him a question bc the Operations Officer is down here AGAIN and has been talking about a dream he had for the past 20 minutes.

#I know its sometimes implied that Data is like working a shift in Engineering #which makes NO sense #literally WHAT is Data's job supposed to be #but I swear sometimes he's down there JUST bc he came to talk to geordi #star trek next gen #star trek tng #tng #data soong #star trek #geordi la forge

[strangenewwords]

why. why were the enterprise mirror episodes SO AWFUL?!

#star trek #enterprise #star trek enterprise #strange watches things #i forgot how bad it was #just so bad #the uniforms #fuck the acting #like i hate this arc almost as much as the augment arc #like its right up there #and i hate those episodes #SO #BAD #also like #travis' hair kept reminding me of ruby rhod #which makes no sense #but it did

[theiceemperor]

BAKUGO'S IMPROVISED GRENADES DON'T MAKE SENSE and here's why.

(To clarify I'm talking about these things.)

It is said that anyone can use his spare grenades (the ones around his belt that he fills with his sweat) but that's not true, and the reasoning is very simple.

Every grenade has to have a fuze that is activated by removing the transport safety pin. (There are two safety pins actually; you remove the transport pin, throw the grenade and the second pin goes flying, iniciating the explosion.)

The point is: as they are, no one can use Bakugo's grenades unless they iniciate the explosion some other way, but then the grenades lose their point.

It's such a minor detail but it's driving me crazy.

#listen I know this is a fantasy with superpowers and everything #BUT #the way the grenades are you'd have to use outside force to activate them #which makes no sense #anyway #bakugo katsuki #dynamight #gemg dynamight #kacchan

[physicallyherementallykissingmen]

mr. andrew john hozier-byrne

you were so incredible correct (as always) in francesa when you said:

I'll tell them put me back in it

Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah

If I could hold you for a minute

Darling, I'd go through it again, ah, ah

I would still be surprised I could find you, darling

because!!! yes!!! I would go through another year of writing lovesick poetry, looking at him for a second too long in our classes, complaining about how long the weekend is just because I wanted to spend more time around him, torturing my friends by talking about him constantly while they constantly tell me to grow a pair and tell him how I feel.

-sincerely, smelliot.

#hozier #save me #gay mlm #gay #gay sfw #yeah #come home sage misses you #also I miss you so 😑 #I MISS YOUUU #I MISS YOU SOOOO FARRRRRRR #also this is totally not to prove I don’t love lucy liu more than you #ugh this is cringe #I am cringe #but i am free #also this is so obvious too #which makes no sense #anyways #im pretty sure there’s more tags than actual post #bye

[dreamsy990]

wait can you explain to me the difference between roxas and sora i thought they were the same person

OKAY SO SORRY TO ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS KH LORE IF I GET SOMETHING WRONG BUT I WILL DO MY BEST

so in kh when you lose your heart your heart becomes a heartless and your empty husk becomes a nobody. if you have a strong will (morality is irrelevant) your nobody is basically just a person.

so in kh1 sora temporarily releases his own heart for plot reasons (dont worry about it) and so he became a heartless briefly WHICH ALSO CREATED A NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!! and that nobody is ROXAS.

they are separate entities who are connected. as namine puts it, roxas "holds half of what sora is". whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean. they share some memories i think? and by that i mean roxas has flashbacks to sora through dreams and sora gets deja vu after he and roxas reunite (and by that i mean sora eats him like a twin in the womb but dont worry about that). but theyre different people!!! also they have slightly different personalities but you can just read their wiki descriptions because i do not feel like describing them in detail

sora and all his sortas are all different people. also ventus and roxas are not the same person despite being identical. dont worry about it its fine i totally know whats going on <- (lying)

#kingdom hearts #keep in mind im currently playing kh2 and have only finished kh1 and recom #honestly i think yen sid explained what nobodys are pretty well if you can find his exposition dump #also sidenote nobodies dont have hearts so they dont have emotion SORT OF #but its pretty inconsistent tbh #like they get frustrated and angry and also i think kh3 retconned it to say roxas does have a heart? #which makes no sense #also the names heartless and nobodies are stupid because heartless have hearts and nobodies have bodies but whatever #and axel at one point in com is SHOCKED to realize hes enjoying causing problems #which is really funny i think #anyways kh lore is inconsistent especially when it comes to nobodies #also i think sora and roxas are a weird case w the memory sharing thing #i think theyre the only ones to do that #besides maybe namine? not sure though dont quote me on that #oh btw a quick and easy way to tell if somebody is a nobody is if they have an x in their names #not all them do (see: namine) and not all the people who do are nobodies (see: xion i think) #xion might be a nobody actually #i dont know #and i dont wanna check the wiki because im excited for days #but yeah #also the names are anagrams!! i didnt know that until now #theyre anagrams plus an x. again minus namine and xion i think

[cementcornfield]

.

#the primary fandoms i've been consuming lately have been justified and football #and last night i literally dreamt that ja'marr had to stop justin from blowing something up #they were in a mine and everything #it was exactly the raylan/boyd vibe but with ja'marr and justin #which makes no sense #but ja'marr was the hero in the dream and justin the villain which i find hilarious #(also the dream transitioned to an anxiety dream where i had to give a presentation in french and i forgot how to speak it entirely) #anyway

[vogelmeister]

im listening to the song acapella by karmin and i just realised the line is “never ever go dutch at the buffet” which may i say, makes more sense than what ive been hearing for 11 years

#i have heard never ever go touch at the buffet #which makes no sense #karmin #acapella

[silverfoxstole]

Aww, bless. Look at him, he’s so happy and proud.


Bush is great when he’s sexy and growly but sometimes he can be so adorable you just want to squish him.

#hornblower #hornblower: loyalty #paul mcgann #ioan gruffudd #greg wise #tony haygarth #william bush #horatio hornblower #andre cotard #prowse #william bush wednesday #the transcript i found online and probably the dvd subtitles too think it's 'every shot tolled' #which makes no sense #the phrase is ‘every shot told’ as in it hit its mark #which is what bush is saying #tags brought to you by the pedant society #my gifs

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Just my ramblings here ~

I can't keep up! For WEEKS now, I was busy and when not busy I was working on my other art projects. And I know that a lot of fics that I subscribe to were updated and a bunch of other stuff here too but there's just too much stuff to catch up to. and for some reason it overwhelmed me to the point that I don't even feel like reading any updates right now. Which is MADDENING! X'DD

#i don't understand ok? at this point i feel like picking up something new rather than returning to the updated fics i LOVE #which makes no sense #I finally had a free day to do whatever but I ended up picking a new manhwa and reading that rather than catching up on the updates #I mean I'm not gonna push it and I'll just keep doing what I feel like doing #but I'm just so BAFFLED by this X'D #lmao wth #ramblings

[depressedgremlinbitch]

girl help my fixations are merging

#my brain did that funny thing when it basically writes a fic #which makes no sense #but which totally will take over my mind in the next few days #( weeks... possibly months ) #( fuck ) #this time it took the silly gay pirates and made them see THE END OF HUMANITY #with the help of some space-time continuum bending vampire magic sheningans #ofmd #and the other fixation is... #( drumroll please ) #twilight #but like not actual twilight #its the version of twilight that exists in the fics of 2 of my favourite writers on ao3 #and i AUd it to hell #and mixed it with some vampire hunter d #like i said... it doesnt make any fucking sense #✩‧₊˚

[daisywords]

feeling some kind of way about how my little brother is wandering around the house singing without a second thought. after listening to music in the shower. after singing at the piano earlier today. All things that I like to do but only when I'm absolutely sure that I'm home alone because I have an overactive sense of shame

#and he is my sibling with the most similar personality to me imo! #and literally growing up in the same house with the same people! #which brings us to the question of Why Am I Like This #afraid to make noise or take up space or have tastes or opinions Do Not Perceive Me #I played my own music in the car with other people for the first time in my life! this summer! #And like...when my roommates would listen to stuff out loud or idk just exist in shared spaces I didn't judge them or anything #they were normal #but for some reason in my head I specifically am not allowed to do that #and instead I get jealous of other people who are allowed to exist comfortably around other people #because they aren't beholden to my secret rules #which makes NO SENSE #I'M DOING THIS TO MYSELF AND YET

[uukipi]

Let me merry Higgins pathea games

#my time at Portia #mtap #mtap Higgins #my time at Portia Higgins #fanart #I’m in my portia phase again #idk how it pulled me back in #i ain’t complaining #gonna wait u tail end game to shower this dude in affection #which makes no sense #man literally said I smelled and I was over here blushing? what???? HELLO?

[sportsallover]

Today the main comm is the cross comm, and I’m having a good time. I like his voice, and he’s very playful, a bit teasing... he's a joy to listen

#and #it has nothing to do with anything #but he’s bald #and he doesn’t have the voice of a bald man #which makes no sense #but I guess bald people are usually a bit older #and he doesn’t sound much more than 30-35 #basically ​he sounds harmless and nice #and he’s a lot of fun during the winter because he’s constantly teasing the consultant #cycling #road cycling #Vuelta a España #VaE23 #cyclo-cross

[whsprings]

FINE i ate my stupid fucking dinner but there's no way in hell I'm eating hs snack

#ed brain says if i do this right i wont have to gain weight #which makes no sense #but also... what if