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nyanfish · 5 months
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vos-videmus · 2 years
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Imprinting on another weirdo like a baby duck
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symp4nat · 26 days
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Dior and reader act like they're in a relationship and they do things couples do like being touchy and calling each other nicknames which make the other cast members curious if they're dating and that basically makes them both realise that they have feelings for each other
(pretend that they're filming s2 and reader is one of the new characters)
thank youuu
"What are we?"
dior goodjohn x reader
warnings: nicknames, touching (not sexual), stupid idiots in love, fmentionss of making out, bad words
authors note: HI POOPY POOS ITS ME UR GIRL WSGG SORRY THIS IS LATE LLIKE IM ON A 8 HOUR SCHOOL TRIP SO I HAVE NOTHING BETTER 2 DO!
You were sitting on your foldable-director's (actor's) chair with your legs crossed as you watched your castmates all work on set. You had noticed Dior in a slightly bad mood and your eyes followed her as she walked to the bathroom. As you continued watching the team, you felt a hand squeezing your arm.
"Hey, you," a voice rasped. You could recognize that voice from a mile away. "You okay," you questioned as you turned around to face her, your best friend, the love of your life.. stop it, you aren't anything like that..
Dior stood on the side of your chair and ran a hand through your hair. She scoffed and denied, "What are you talking about? I'm fine, I'm all goo-"
You reached a hand up to her face and rubbed her cheek. "No, I mean, I kinda noticed, you looked uncomfortable o- or sad, I dunno."
Her nails gently scratched your scalp as she cooed, "I'm alright, baby, I'll tell you later, 'kay?" You looked down to cover the blush that rose to your face and nodded. "Go film, pretty."
She tucked some hair behind her ear and shook her head. "They asked me to come get you," she gently spoke as she looked down at you lovingly. "C'mon, bro, stop making out and get over here," Charlie teased.
You huffed and intertwined your fingers with hers and pulled her to the set. She admired the smile on your face and laughed. "We're friends, dude!"
Leah snorted, "Okay, big sis." You peered into Dior's dark brown eyes and squeezed her arm. "Go, I'll be on Set 4." Her lips landed on your cheek and said, "'Kay, I'll pick you up later. Stay safe."
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When you had returned, a little bit earlier, you noticed Dior's hands on a girls waist, both of them wearing a camp shirt and lighting and a greenscreen behind them. Your eyebrows furrowed but you realized that it was the scene you despised.
Her eyes darted to yours and then back to the girl's. She swallowed the lump in her throat and the girl placed her hand on Dior's cheek. You clenched your jaw as your nails dug into your palms. As you walked away, Dior sighed, but continued with the scene. She placed her lips onto the other girl's and imagined it was you, her girl, standing right in front of her.
authors note: forthesakeoftheplot,lets pretend, sea-of-monsters, hasakisswithclarisseandsomeoneelse
Later, Dior knocked on your trailer. "Out, home time, let's go!" You opened the door and barely glanced at her as you placed a waterbottle in her hands. Her eyebrows furrowed and she looked at you confusedly. You got into her car and shut the door as you impatiently waited for her. Once she got in, she played some music quietly as she drove and hummed along with it.
You were drumming your fingers on the side of the car door and Dior groaned, "Please, talk to me, lovey..."
And so you snapped. "What are we? Do you think I'm okay with all of this? I'm okay with you just- just messing around with me and acting like we're in love?! That isn't right; none of this is!"
She parked the car in your driveway, but you wouldn't relent. "I hate it, I hate acting like we're best friends one moment and then lovers the next! Choose something and fucking stick with i-"
Dior pulled you in for a kiss, a gentle, loving kiss. As your lips moved in sync with one another, your eyes fluttered shut in relief. You pulled back, gasping for breath, and Dior said, "There, I love you. I'm in love with you, doofus."
"I like you too, love, I mean love," you said softly. "And um... I gotta go so yeah.." Dior nodded and once you opened the door, she grabbed your face. She pecked your lips and then kissed you longer again.
From the outside, you were beaming as you closed the door and entered your house. On the inside, you were screaming in excitement. You jumped around in your living room and checked your phone as you felt a buzz.
D <3
i can see u, yk?
its cute btw :)
cya tmrw x
A grin formed on your face as you collapsed onto your couch. Maybe this was love, who knew.
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thebrilliantretort · 2 months
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The Devil and the Fool pt.3
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❈ Astarion (sorta ?) x gn!afab!reader ❈
Masterlist -> Part 1 -> Part 2 (tba)
(Technically this is gonna be part 3 in the series but this came out first)
Summary: Astarion charges into Cazador’s lair to save Y/n and finds out something surprising in the process.
Notes: they/them pronouns used, Mommy Karlach™️, !!!SPOILERS!!! for the end of Astarion’s questline.
TW: angst, implied violence on reader, blood, pregnancy, just kinda poopy situation in general, cliffhanger~
WC: 917
Astarion POV
“Who stands before us? Is this truly our prodigal son?”
“Where are they?” I barked at my soon-to-be former Master.
Cazador waved his hand which prompted a thrall toward the center of the ritual platform to unlock his coffin. As it opened, I immediately recognized the blood’s scent that dripped from it. Inside the coffin was my lover, still alive - thank the gods.
They squinted and attempted to cover their eyes to protect them against the dim lights of the chamber. Hells, how long had they been locked inside? The fury inside me grew, if that was even possible. I had never felt such anger before in my 200 years of existence.
My face fell into dread and sorrow as I took in their crumpled form. Nose bloodied, numerous other wounds and bruises, and two puncture marks on their neck - fresh wounds, in the progress of closing.
As the thrall grabbed them and threw them on the ground next to Cazador, they barely reacted. They seemed so weak, our strong leader - my fearless champion. It felt as though everything around me began to crumble. They always protected me, and when they needed me, I fell short.
Calling their name gently, wanting nothing more than to hold them in my arms and take them away.
(first pov below the cut)
First POV
The light that suddenly shone onto me was blinding. How long had i been stuffed inside that coffin? Regardless, the rest i managed to get while locked inside was needed. I felt hands grabbing me but could not make out any face as my eyes were still readjusting to the lights inside the ritual chamber. I was walked forward a few steps and thrown onto the ground. I could hear a familiar voice shouting in front of me. Looking up, everything came into view. Cazador stood a few feet in front of me but was facing forwards. I turned my head in the direction of his gaze to see some of companions; Karlach, Shadowheart, Gale, and Astarion. Astarion in the front looking more panicked than I had even seen him before. He was absolutely distraught as he looked into my eyes and called out my name. Quickly, his piercing eyes glared back into Cazador’s.
“What did you do to them, you bastard?” He spit as he started stomping faster and faster towards the platform.
“Astarion…” I tried to choke out, my throat dry and painful from the hours of torment that held place before my being put in the coffin.
Hearing me try to speak and most likely angered by Astarion’s disrespect, Cazador grabbed my hair and yanked me onto my feet.
“Watch yourself, boy. You don’t want anything to happen to your mate, would you? I can smell your scent all over them.” Cazador frowned, voice dripping with a mocking, faux sympathetic tone.
Astarion opened his mouth to retort but before he could get a word out, Cazador interrupts.
“I can also smell your spawn growing inside of them. I suppose you continued doing what only use you have to sire a child in the little time you have been away.” He tutted.
“Astarion, run!” I managed to shout before being thrown back onto the cold stone of the platform.
“… please…” I whispered as I began to try to lift myself up.
“You son of a bitch.” Astarion uttered as he began running towards Cazador, fist raised. Cazador stood, unflinching as he approached, and suddenly thumped his staff against the stone floor. Red pools of magic flowed from the staffs bottom as Astarion’s fist became caught in a circle of the same magic - keeping him frozen.
“You truly forgot my power. You truly thought our bond as creator and creation was all that stopped you from killing me.” Cazador sneered. I could barely comprehend where I was, much less all that was happening around me. Suddenly Astarion was no longer within reach. Though I could no longer see him, I heard him shout from behind me as all hell broke loose. I felt so tired, so weak, all I could do was scream his name and frantically swing my head to search for his form. My vision blurred from my tears, mixing with the blood on my face and splashing pink droplets below me. Bats, werewolves, and red glowing bodies hung suspended surrounded me as I desperately tried to find something, anything I could use to attack.
I again felt myself being pulled up but by a bigger pair of hands this time. With the strength I had left within me I fought against the arms that held me.
“Hey, hey, settle down, soldier. It’s me.” A familiar voice spoke.
Karlach, I could cry from relief if I wasn’t already crying as hard as I could. I held tightly onto her as she sprinted towards the exit. Once through the doors, she quickly handed me a potion of healing.
“Stay here, we got this. Don’t move from this spot, understood?” Karlach commanded. Before I could respond she was already running back into the battle, sword high.
I threw my head onto the wall behind me. It felt almost peaceful, this moment of silence. If it wasn’t for the unrelenting terror that thrashed around in my stomach. The love of life and my best friends fighting for their lives in there while I’m stuck being useless.
I uncapped the potion bottle and chugged its contents. Lowering the vessel from my lips, the exhaustion I felt multiplied. Slowly, my eyelids got so heavy, I hadn’t the strength to keep them open anymore.
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miiilowo · 9 months
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i feel like theres not a lot of great resources out there so i figured id just ask -- how would you recommend ways of living with/helping out someone else with npd? :)
youre right! most of the time when u look up NPD stuff its "THE ABUSER DISORDER: KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE IT AND DISABLE NARC DEFENSES SO THEY CANT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU" which isnt. Great
all it really comes down to is listening to them n addressing their needs if they've communicated them to you. ill try to simplify it so i dont get too into details, though i will likely fail, and most of this advice will be based off my experiences, so idk how much itll apply to whoever ur talking about BUT:
generally (and w me especially) you can safely say that NPD mostly has to do with ego dysregulation. Our [as in myself and people w npd] mental health and general happiness tends to rely on how people perceive us, and if that perception is anything but positive, we feel like poopy doo doo dogshit. we kinda need to be paid attention to in a way that feels meaningful, yknow? compliment them, make sure theyre included in conversations (esp group ones), and try not to ignore em in any way. if youre talking to them and youre busy, for example, make sure you include that detail so they don't feel like youre brushing them aside. stuff like that. if they make art, and you genuinely like it, try going into detail as to why, whether its the colors or linework or what have you. if they write, tell them what you liked about the story or poem, etcetera. Tag them in stuff that reminds you of them if you have their socials, or send them things, show it to them, whatever.
lots of us tend to actually be very insecure, even if it doesn't seem that way, which might be important to keep in mind. sometimes we can get whats referred to as "narc crashes" (im not particularly a fan of the term narc, though theres nothing actually wrong with it, so ill just call it an NPD crash) where for whatever reason, we go from feeling great and secure in our egos and our stability and happiness and security to falling 600 feet down directly into hell no recovery absolutely awful 0% joy 0% light 100% agony. dogs with human teeth screaming at you and shit its really just no good. calling you a dunderhead
they usually (though not always!) come after a high where we feel fantastic, and most commonly the cause of a crash is we get hurt by someone, humiliated, or made to feel lesser in some significant way. for me, they're the worst when i no longer feel confident that people like me, and i become incredibly worried everybody secretly hates me. which is a very very very awful train of thought to be experiencing when you have the "EVERYBODY NEEDS TO LIKE ME NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" disorder. so if ur friend seems depressed or upset make sure to ask whats going on and bump up the praise and stuff up a notch. its the best way to recover for Me, at least. crashes dont have a consistent like. timeframe? i think it highly depends on the severity of what happened and whats being done to fix it, though im certainly no psychologist lmao
i feel like when folks w npd Are mean or unfair its because their needs arent being met, theyre doing awful, and they need support so they dont desperately lash out for it. god knows thats the case for me. thats another thing thats important to keep in mind i think
a lot of traits of NPD aren't pretty, and thats just a fact of the matter. its a disorder for a reason and all. even if we dont express the almost inherently negative traits all the time (usually because we are aware they are unfair to other people), its very likely that we are feeling them, and it does erode your brain after a while. The DSM-5 list of traits is probably the best way to go for this, as per this government website:
"A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and with lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood, as indicated by at least five of the following:
Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements, expects to be recognized as superior without actually completing the achievements)
Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, brilliance, beauty, or perfect love.
Believes that they are "special" and can only be understood by or should only associate with other special people (or institutions).[milo note: its hard for me to find something specific to make bold in this definition, but generally, i do not express that i think that i am better than other people even if i think it]
Requires excessive admiration.
Has a sense of entitlement, such as an unreasonable expectation of favorable treatment or compliance with his or her expectations.
Is exploitative and takes advantage of others to achieve their own ends.
Lacks empathy and is unwilling to identify with the needs of others.
Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of them.
Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes."
Ive bolded the ones that would negatively affect people that, I, at least, try not to express but still feel, or feel the desire to do, near constantly.
As you can see, thats a pretty hefty chunk of them! I'm sure some people could take problem with every trait listed here, in which case they can suck my whole dick, but those are the ones I've noticed upset people the most, or make relationships the most difficult. I bring these up because if someone does express these, you need to keep in mind it is because of a personality disorder. That doesn't always make them acceptable, and if they are really upsetting, you should talk to them about it, but thats just like. basic relationship shit lmao. just try to be an eensy bit forgiving
Though the MAIN reason I wanted to bring up the traits is due to the 'entitlement/unreasonable expectation of favorable treatment/compliance' one. This can manifest in a whole lot of ways, but it is genuinely infuriating when someone ignores what i want them to do/what ive asked them to do/etc, especially if its for a reason that doesnt 'feel' solid enough, like them just not wanting to do it. it can be incredibly frustrating if someone with npd says they need something from you or want you to do xyz and it doesnt happen, so try your best to listen to them. if you cant do what they desire for whatever reason, make sure thats clear, and why. Most of us will recognize we're being unfair, but will still be mad; Just know its not because of you, its because of the disorder, and most people will not hold it against you because they're aware its unreasonable in some fashion.
i think thats like. the main things when it comes to meeting the needs of someone w NPD. to summarize and dumb it down:
make sure to compliment them in meaningful ways, especially when you really mean it
pay attention to them; try to prioritize them in conversation and such. it feels very nice. dont ignore them for the love of god
keep the crashes in mind, and try to uplift your friend as much as you can. reassure them you care about them, maybe not directly by saying "i care about you" but with your actions in general
listen to them and adapt to their needs as best as you can
remember that if they are being unpleasant its probably because of The Disorder and they are not doing well. dont let anyone be a prick to you but try to be kind. everybody goes through shit
if anyone has anything to add, or if you have any followup questions, feel free to ask ^_^ i very much didn't cover everything here, and again, this is mostly based off of my experience as someone w NPD, and everyone is different to some degree. The most important thing to do is ask about their needs, and try to adapt to them the best you can.
i think thats all i have to say for now tho so. sayanora. if i come up w anything else ill add it in an edit
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otakween · 5 months
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Digimon Adventure - Enemy Chara Songs
It's time for some more digimon music appreciation! I love character songs so much. I wish every anime had them, not just the big shounen ones. It's pretty funny that voice actors are just expected to sing no matter how small their character was in the show. IDK that I've ever seen a collection quite like this with all non-human villains.
Etemon: Love Serenade
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A bop. I listened to it twice lol. Much like in the anime, it's Etemon bragging about how cool/what a super star he is. The song is interspersed with bits of Etemon reprimanding the crowd for not appreciating him enough and he eventually wins them over (or forces them to pretend to enjoy his concert?)
Etemon uses the "acchiki" personal pronoun. Is this a monkey version of atashi? Atashi is feminine, so is this part of his kind of effeminate way of speaking?
Gotsumon and Pumpmon: Let's Gotsumon, Pumpmon
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Amazing, iconic. Perfectly captures Gotsumon and Pumpmon's happy gremlin vibe. It was also a rap which fits their Shibuya obsession I think. Loved all the little references to Shibuya culture (gyaru, takoyaki, 109 department store).
There's a valley girl voice (or whatever the Japanese equivalent of that is) that comes in and kinda shit talks the boys, but they just go "whatever! We don't care what anyone thinks of us!" and I found it kinda inspiring lol
Pinocchimon: The Forest of Spinning Gears
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Okay, this one is really bad, which is a shame because Pinocchimon was one of my faves! For some reason they sped up the singer's voice so that they sound like a chipmunk and it's super grating....why. Also, the song itself just kinda sucks. Not much of a melody. Lyrics are decent, I guess.
Seriously...my ears are bleeding lol
Ogremon: I'm Ogremon
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Kinda forgot about this dude lol (cuz he's ugly and boring)
Ogremon's kinda tone deaf. His ORAORA's are nice tho. His song is just all about beating someone (the listener?) up. Fittingly dumb.
Sukamon and Chuumon: Easy-Daisy Poopy-Tossy
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This one was very similar to the Gotsumon and Pumpmon song but had more of a ska vibe to it. Very fun, despite all the potty humor haha. The nonsense words were very catchy and Sukamon and Chuumon switched off more evenly than Gotsumon and Pumpmon did in their song.
I learned something new, apparently "chichin pui pui" is something parents say to make kids feel better. It doesn't really mean anything and is more like a magic spell (like abracadabra).
Devimon - Dark Wing
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A ballad-style song sung over what sounds like video game bgm, kind of a strange combo tbh. I don't really remember Devimon having a ton of dialogue, so hearing him sing this much feels kinda strange haha.
I wish this song was faster paced, Devimon sings verrrrry sloooowly
I said this was ballad-esque but it kinda devolves to talk-singing haha. I like the backup "~dark wiiiing~" singers. Dark Wing sounds like a Batman character.
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theworldvsyoshiko · 5 months
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Alright, current state of the colony, because children keep piling in and I haven't talked much about some of 'em.
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Yoshiko "Happy" Russell: Needs no introduction. She's 22 now, which is fitting because she's currently living roughly the life of a grad student: she wakes up every day, has a beer or two with breakfast, and then spends the next sixteen hours in a cave doing research on important topics like 'how do we more efficiently generate power' and 'how do I mass produce space cocaine?'
Her mech army's grown a bit, but this is the point of the game where having a few mid-tier mechs is less 'game-breaking' and more 'allowing me to keep up with the difficulty curve despite having a mostly-pubescent population.'
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Mami "Poopy" Tanner: Now 18 years old. After getting her leg ripped off by a bear, she went to jail, found Cyber-Jesus, and converted to the Creticonian Creed. She's persuasive as hell, so she's now the preacher counterpart to Yoshiko's leadership role in the ideoligion. A mech raid smashed down the wall to her prison cell and shot off her peg leg, so Hairy made her a new bionic leg. ... I mean, they could've just put another chunk of wood on there, but it seemed like the appropriate welcome to transhumanism.
Tied with Yoshiko for the title of best marksman, the best Social person by a wide margin, and a pretty damn good doctor, botanist, and cook. 'Who installed her bionic leg if she's the doctor?' you might ask? The answer is simple: Yoshiko installed it, immediately after drinking a beer, with a skill level of 'significant familiarity' in medicine. (One step below 'capable amateur,' for the record.)
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Marta "Hairy" Bryant: Now 19 years old. She's the crafting specialist, which means that she's responsible for about 80% of the colony's income, and also the backup researcher. And a backup mechanitor, for that matter. She's like a mirror of Yoshiko, if Yoshiko had learned how to do anything useful before the age of about 15. She had a prosthetic arm when she arrived, so now she's got a bionic arm, because having a better-than-nothing kinda replacement arm on your main crafter sucks.
She also has the Coward trait, so I don't know why I gave her a shotgun, because she runs away screaming when enemies get into shotgun range. Thanks to being the backup mechanitor, she's the caravaneer, since she can use a herd of non-vital mechs to haul everything.
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Anyuan Ji (no nickname): He's 15 now. You can tell that he's fifteen because even though he's not really a combatant, he's decided to walk around shirtless wearing nothing but a bandolier. He's still bad at everything... except Construction, where he's a capable amateur. So he spends all day making spike traps and doing unskilled labor like making bricks and processing fuel. This has turned out to be pretty useful, because literally everybody else's time is worth too much to spend much of it on things like that.
At least he's converted to the Creticonian Creed, so now he's only constantly seething about Yoshiko's cool bedroom.
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Alyona Pruitt (no nickname): Also 15 now and, fucking thankfully, no longer a member of that fascist pig religion. Unfortunately, she basically went around calling everybody else racial slurs back when she still followed it. (Again: she is also a member of the race she considered inferior.) Everyone's list of relationship modifiers with her includes things like 'Insulted x4.' So most of the colony isn't very fond of her. It's a... work in progress. Look, this is what happens when you adopt feral teenagers.
No fixed role, but she's a good all-rounder. Like, really, she's at least decent at everything but art, medicine, plants, animals, and melee, and most of those are categories I really don't need help in anyway. Her traits are Misandrist and Slob, and you'd think this would cause more problems than it has so far.
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Siennah "Renze" Sia: I haven't talked much about Renze yet, which is a shame, because she's kinda been the star of the show since she arrived. Here's what you need to know about Renze: She is a Hussar, essentially a genetically engineered supersoldier. In exchange for being really aggressive (this will be a problem sooner or later), perpetually addicted to combat meth from the age of 13, and bad at lots of things, she's naturally really durable and good at fighting,
Except Renze is 11 now and she spends 90% of her time cooking and making clothes. She loves them. She would happily cook all day every day if she could. She adores Poopy, which makes sense, since Poopy was also weirdo gun gremlin as a child. Her genes make her the third-best marksman in the colony already, so she's got a sniper rifle to keep her at a safe distance. She's getting her genes catalogued, and hopefully some day we'll be able to re-engineer her without the aggression and meth addiction. Until then: the drug lab is spinning up production.
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Joseph "Jam" Zarkos: I still don't know what this kid was running from, and considering that the last time a child showed up chased by mystery danger it turned into a siege that made me consider evacuating the colony, I am concerned.
He's 11. He's naturally incredibly passionate about plants and animals, except he has the trait Animal Hater and he in fact follows an ideoligion that teaches that humans are so superior to animals that being nice to an animal is an act of self-debasement.
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smorbee · 10 months
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What kinda car is Liliko based on?
We werent actively looking at any cars specifically while designing aer the first time, but its pretty clear the original style porsche 911 made a big influence and thus ae has kinda retroactively become based on it with us taking further styling cues from it over time. which would be more obvious if we did anything recently that wasnt tiny poopy little doodles lmao
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moonisagremlin · 20 days
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okay, so i'm re-reading ALL of the TF2 comics for my little zine project, and i have discovered interesting things and silly things.
starting with the WAR! update comic:
-The Bitch connects her microphone to different speakers to talk to both RED and BLU team.
-Meet the Spy is canon in the comics.
-The Bitch can read people pretty well i guess.
-The BLU soldier and the RED demo are besties. They met at a projectile weapons expo. They knew eachother for six months before the WAR! comic.
-The Bitch doesn't have any friends (whomp whomp).
-The Bitch: "In my experience, Miss Pauling, nothing kills a friendship faster... than a healthy competition."
-Saxton Hale is... just. like. that.
-Wait, did the first design of Bidwell have a moustache?
-Saxton FUCKS. (With The Bitch. What the fuck.) ((he also tries flirting with Miss Pauling.))
-monke lore:
poopy joe was an american monkeynaut that sadly passed away in a tragic explosion that occurred moments later after the launch. mann.co was involved in this accident but they keep denying it for legal reasons (during the comic they're going to be under senate investigation soon, and it seems that they were in BIG TROUBLE, so Helen asking for weapons was actually a great way for them to dispose of those weapons involved in the accident).
-(RED) Demoman lives in a mansion in New Mexico with his mum.
-He only has one morning off a week.
-He has three jobs
-His mum is quite mad at him because his dad (rip) had 26 jobs (and somehow managed to be with his family)
-He makes 5 million dollars a year (with the current inflation that would be around- 48,980,957.43$ ????? WHAT??????)
-Demo is halfway to retirement, around his 30's
-He was raised in a home with a bad economic situation :c
-His dad killed the (obviously not real) Queen of England
-The mum misses demo's father :(
-The Eyelander is a haunted, pattern-welded damascus steel and harmonically balanced sword slowly-forged for generations in the bowels of captured english kings
-Not only did Miss Pauling gave him The Eyelander, also multiple cases with weapons that we see in-game (the scottish resistance, for example)
-Miss Pauling calls him Mister DeGroot, which is kinda weird considering they're coworkers and know eachother, but i guess that during this time they weren't really close because demo only knew her as "that wee lass that works with the angry lady who's always screamin' at us while we fight".
-BLU soldier lives in a really secured appartment with lots of locks in his door. He also has two little doors in which he can take his arms outside to necksnap people.
-He lives miserably. He doesn't let ANYONE enter his house. Only the tomato soup wholesaler or the delivery man from the rib place.
-He has BOXES filled with cans of food, so he's house really looks like a fucking bunker.
-They both fought the police together???? Friendship goals honestly.
-Neither Demo and Soldier wanted to fight eachother, they did it to defend themselves from the other one. Demo was made sure that Soldier betrayed him first, and Soldier was manipulated into believing that his best friend said he was a civilian thanks to a poorly-made robotic voice of Tavish. This all led to both of them fighting eachother for their own safety.
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knoxvilleforever · 2 years
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Break A Leg - Johnny Knoxville x Reader
request: I loved your hesfcanons about knoxville! Can i request a johnny knoxville x reader in which she is a bass guitar player from a famous punk rock band and a really good friend with steve o? Maybe he introduce her to the crew to filming jackass forever and she fell for knox
The first time you met Johnny Knoxville, you wanted to kill your best friend Steve O. Your pre concert nerves were sent into overdrive and you can’t remember if you even managed to form a coherent sentence before your bass was thrown over your shoulders and you were out there facing the crowd.
‘I don’t really know the etiquette for this kinda thing but break a leg, I guess?’ You heard his soft voice before you were ushered toward the stage, praying the smile on your face didn’t make you look like some kind of bashful idiot.
‘That seems like it’d be more common in your line of work.’
And the sound of his laugh was the last thing you heard before the roar of the crowd filled your ears.
Before Steve O could congratulate you after the show you grabbed the nearest object, which luckily for him was a couch cushion, and hit him upside the head.
‘You didn’t tell me you were bringing Johnny Knoxville! When you asked for a plus one I assumed you were bringing a date!’
‘What Johnny can’t be my date?’ He laughed as he stole your weapon from you and attempted a headshot.
‘Sure! But a heads up would’ve been nice!’ You sighed as you dodged the flying cushion and flopped on to the couch behind you.
‘Okay. Hey, heads up he’s in the next room grabbing a drink. Is that cool?’ You narrowed your eyes at his smirk, immediately sitting up so you looked a little more presentable than your previous position. ‘What’s your deal anyway?’ 
You avoided his eyeline, fiddling with the non-existent lint on your outfit and uttered out the only response you could think of. ‘Y’know, I just like to know who I’m playing too.’ 
‘I’ve known you long enough to know you’re a really bad liar, Y/N.’ Steve O laughed, earning another couch cushion launched towards him. 
You’d known Steve O for years, after he had made it abundantly clear how much he loved your band’s music. In that time you’d never crossed paths with Johnny Knoxville, as between international tours and Steve O’s work it made it difficult to see each other as much as you’d have liked. 
So later that night, when Steve O invited you to watch the latest filming of Jackass Forever, which luckily coincided with a break from your tour, it was something you couldn’t refuse. 
‘Good to see you again, sweetheart.’ 
You couldn’t help the blush that rose to your cheeks as you turned to find Johnny watching you behind his sunglasses. 
 It was your first day visiting the set of Jackass Forever, and Johnny was the first friendly face you’d come across so far. 
‘It’s good to see you too! Thanks for having me here, although I’m not sure what I’ve let myself in for yet.’
‘Well I saw you do your thing so I guess it’s only fair you see us in return. And we have some pretty big fans waiting to see you, me included.’
Your heart skipped at his admission, but a bundle of nerves also appeared. You were always excited to meet fans, but imagining some of the Jackass crew being excited to meet you seemed surreal.
‘No way! Y/N!’
You turned to see Pontius and Weeman making their way towards you, ‘Steve O said you were coming today but we didn’t believe it!’
After some new introductions and getting reacquainted with some old faces, you found yourself stood behind the camera with Jeff whilst Steve O, Rachel and Poopies were dressed as mimes.
‘Dude we haven’t even started and I can see you laughing at me!’ Steve O shouted to you from his position next to Johnny.
‘Hey I thought this was the quiet game?’ You quipped, laughing even more as Steve O stayed quiet but gestured crossing his thumb over his neck as an empty threat.
Your cheeks burned again as Johnny burst into laughter, ‘can we have Y/N come keep you in check more often?’
‘Man I’m nervous already and now we’ve got Y/N as an audience.’ You heard Poopies groan.
As you watched Rachel handle the electric lollipop, Spike called for a break as they set up the next stunt.
‘Hey Y/N, get over here! You’re gonna like this one!’ Steve O called you over to stand between him and Johnny.
When they lifted the box you screamed, not expecting to be face to face with a viper. Well, face to face with a viper that was still inside a very secure box.
You felt Steve O grip your arms so you couldn’t facilitate your escape, fighting his grasp as he was laughing into your ear at your reaction. Snakes freaked you out. And he knew it.
When you finally managed to wriggle free you ran to your first available human shield, and luckily for you it was in the form of Johnny Knoxville.
You could hear him laughing as you hid behind his back, wrapping your arms around him instinctively to keep you away from the damn snake.
You felt the vibrations of Johnny’s chuckles through his chest, ‘You should be glad you’re not Poopies right now, sweetheart.’
‘Y/N I thought you loved snakes!’ Steve O’s laugh was infectious, and even if he nearly gave you a heart attack you couldn’t help but laugh along with him.
Without thinking you rested your forehead on Johnny’s back, catching your breath in between giggles.
Peering around his tall figure, you sighed in relief when you realised they’d finally moved the snake away from you.
‘Not a fan of snakes, huh?’ You heard Pontius call out from behind you, raising an eyebrow at your position behind Johnny.
‘Rule number one on Jackass, don’t show your weaknesses,’ Weeman laughed at you, ‘I can’t believe you play to thousands of people and this is what scares you!’
‘Well you know, it helps if you imagine them all naked.’
‘Maybe I should give that one a try.’ You heard Johnny, gaining your attention and making you notice your arms were still wound tightly around his waist.
You loosened your arms shyly, taking a small step back so your body was no longer pressed against his.
‘I’m a little offended you don’t need me as a human shield anymore.’
‘Oh believe me, if they bring that snake back out I’ll be attached to your hip.’
‘That doesn’t sound so bad to me.’ Johnny gave you his signature grin, and you thanked the gods he was wearing sunglasses because if you could see his eyes you might just melt into a puddle on the floor.
‘I guess I’m gonna have to hold you to that, Knoxville. Quite literally.’
‘Only if you’ll hold me to it over dinner. If you’re interested?’
The flirty demeanour he held had been ever so slightly replaced with a hint of nervousness, which gave you the extra boost of confidence you needed.
‘Yeah, I think I’d like that.’
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thathomestar · 7 months
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finally got around to beating the Dimension of the Machine levels from the Quake rerelease (on Nightmare, of course!). i wanted to stream me playing this at some point, which is why i left it for so long, but i just haven't felt like streaming in like a year, so i might as well get on with it.
i know it's nothing that new to people in the Quake modding scene, but the amount of detail in these levels was constantly blowing me away, the environments constantly had me just stopping and taking in the scenery.
final boss still kinda poopy, he throws shittons of high damage exploding rocks in random directions, and more often than not you'll exit a doorway straight into one with zero time to react, and playing on Nightmare means they kill you instantly. not much you can do to "fix" chthon, honestly.
honestly, any excuse to revisit Quake is fine by me. few things make me happier than bunnyhopping around blasting monsters while listening to those ambient industrial tracks.
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blanchebees · 6 months
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Hihi!! I wanted to let you know, I think the reason some of your art isn’t showing up in tags is cause the tag ‘my art’ is kinda banned from showing up in tags?? Or at least it has been in the past. It’s just cause bots would use the tag to post bot links in main tags and so tumblr solution was to ban that tag. I love your art and I’m sorry it’s getting buried in the tags, cause that’s the main problem, is tumblrs tagging stuff is kinda bad rn, and I don’t know if it’ll get fixed sadly.
Hey! It has been fixed! I emailed once again Tumblr support and now it seems to have been fixed, we'll see if it holds up 👁️
But the tag system remains poopy anyways, especially on mobile so some things still won't show up.
I'm sure it wasn't about that because my ghost arts did show up, it was just for sleep token which is weird and other people were having the same issue as well.
But thank you :)
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milfy · 6 months
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Ok u arent ready for my horse mlp au tf2 list sorting.
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Heres the categories and readmore for the lore or reasoning
In my mlp au i see pyro as looking the same. Nobody brings this up they act like it is entirely normal. Thats the joke. Poopy joe is there because i thought it was funny to put him on the tier list.
ITS COMPLICATED:
Merasmus could really be any. He could be a unicorn magician like trixie, he could be an earth pony with magic abilities! ( i 100% believe they exist in mlp. Argue with the wall. Everyone can do it unicorns just think they are special.) or a pegasus even, perhaps there can be some kind of crow imagery or like witch looking shit in there if he has wings. But his species is very ambiguous. His clothes cover it up well.
Soldier will tell you he is a pegasus. He is adamant about this fact (This au does not take place in the real canon mlp universe. This doesnt matter. None of that shit happened. But you know how in universe all of the military equivalent (military coded? Idk) positions are almost exclusively occupied by pegasi?Did you ever notice this?) he is not a pegasus. (I drew him with cardboard wings once and it stuck)
Grey vaguely interesting ok so hes also a pegasus but that australium spine shit hes going on extends further up his neck. He gets a pseudo horn that glows with the stuff. I think that would be cool. Despite being a pegasus he cannot fly. His wings r kinda fucked up.
Medic was born an earth pony but in his attempts to become god he has turned himself into an alicorn. He is capable of unicorn magic and flight.
Unicorns:
Some are like. Dude just trust me. But idk horn haver is like having a knife or perhaps a sword. To do your slashing with. OR they would use some kind of magical ability. Ive seen spy changeling hcs which is good but i wanted to keep it as ponies only. But he could use some kind of transformation magic.
Magic powers are unique to each pony and linked to their cutie mark. This isnt unicorn exclusive but like. Its mostly unicorns lol. So not every unicorn has every ability or is able to do the same magic etc etc yeah.
Tom jones is there because it is funny. Mags could be a unicorn or earth pony, i dont have a preference. But it would be interesting? C!pyro - fire abilities. Able to hold things with magic. So yeah sure can be unicorn. C!sniper some kind of extrasensory shit. Admin could have a different type of more surveillance-y extrasensory ability that she has honed over the years. I see her as having a really long horn. She could be a total mlp double episode villain type twilight clone of sorts even. In terms of character or magic evil plan
Earth ponies:
I see sniper as an earth pony because i think he would have a big connection to the earth and the wilderness. I cant see heavy and by extension his family as being unicorns or pegasus. Engie/his family feels obvious to me.
Red/blu seem to normal to be anything else. I dont mean normal i mean like they dont have that magical quality to them. I cant explain it - they are just unremarkable. Also i think it would be funny if they didnt have cutie marks. Worlds oldest blank flank.
Saxton hale is an earth pony built like that one comically buff pegasus in my little pony. Lol.
Pegasus:
Pauling is there but i can also see her as an earth pony. I see like the "assistant type" or anything adjacent to it as pegasi. Its kind of a messenger role or guy whos really fast. (In tf2 context anyway. There arent other guys who i see as pegasi so other reasons dont matter)
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infectedpaul · 30 days
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ever think about the "LIGHTS DOWN" bit. what does that MEAAAAN.
im kinda under the asunmption the hive seees on another level we just dont if that doesnt sound fucking dumb. i mean theyrve got like terminator vision but only for each other, they all see through the Same eyes which is yniw.""" the big man in charge """
their lights down might just be following Their script aka the one the shows Supposed to be putting on but from the very First number is showing Crracks (AHHHH ) in the system yknow . they dont totally blend in and even when poopys got them all in the palm of his hands they can still wiggly out. again and again and adgain
idk i just think they got the terminator vision where they can see all the steps laid out or perhaps its more of a sound thing idk im trying to percieve it visually i think theyre just weird
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blue-rick24 · 4 months
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Ahhhh I missed seeing you on my dash! How are we feeling for the new episode?
Awwwww!!💙💙🥹 XXD I was just stepping away for a few days!! These past (…woah, eight weeks?!? O_O) have been quite bonkers and I often will have my ups and downs XXDD And it’s tiring maintaining a silly poopy poo blog on the shitsite!!!!! and with the holidays? YIKES!! XXDD Merry shitscram!!!!!
• This episode was a good time!! Despite no Rick, I maintained my composure anyway and had a lot of fun with these super silly number and letter characters XXDD • It’s such a simple and hack concept but it somehow stayed enjoyable to me because of these little puns, the twist of the S from an 8 to an ♾️ villian XXXDDD • And like all these sprinkles in here and there of adorable Morty moments, seeing those flashbacks which included the President as the Governor instead (LMAOO!! XXDDD), and especially Goldenfold.
• Why do I fucking love him so much? HAHA XXDD I’m happy he got screentime! He is so fucking weirdly charming and has so many randomly cute moments FHFHZH. BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP- • DID YOU SEE WHEN (governor)CURTIS TOOK THE BABY POTATOES BACK FROM HIS PLATE. FHFHFBB I love the stupid absurdity XXDD
• As like, as “hack” as this episode was— (Kinda felt like the writers wanted to have a fun break, though I’d say it was verryyy well deserved of them XD and feel childish for an episodeXXD) • —I AM JUST SO ATTACHED TO THIS SHOW THAT IT HAD JUST ENOUGH ALREADY THERE TO KEEP ME GLUED A LITTLE BIT I’D SAY XXDD
• It had me appreciating Ice T/Water T/King Magma T even more than I already did XXDD And Harmon did such a great job with his voice, holy hell?! XXDD And damn, I like how they fleshed out Sinister (or is it Sinistar?? idk XDD) 7 plus her and his relationship, it was pretty entertaining for me. • And this is coming from who doesn’t watch many movies or action media in the first place XDD So even though I understand the tropes, this was still like. Finally allowing myself to have a bit of ‘cheesy movie’ fun, except wrapped up in the “Rick and Morty hyperfixation cheese slice” or peanut butterXXDDD That’s the easiest way you can get me to eat the fun pill XXXDDHAHAHA
• I loved the ending so soososo much!! (I don’t mean the post credits scene, I mean the ending XDD) • I SMILED SOOOO HARD AT IT IF IT WENT FOR ANY LONGER MY FACE’D HURT XXDD
• Goldenfold got his homework!!! XX,DDDD!!!!! • And Morty was SO HAPPY!!! I’m so glad to see him just having mostly fun and feeling good for a whole episode!! he was feeling hismeld today HE WAS SO CONFIDENT. THE HANDS ON HIS HIPS WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE 1/i THING. SO CUUTE. RICK WASN’T THERE TO STAMP HIS IDEAS OR INSIGHTS DOWN ON THE FLOOR XXDDDD • (Ik rick has gotten better with this but seriously morty seemed so much happier when Goldenfold was the ‘rick’ for the day since he didn’t particularly bring him down the whole time XD) POOR BOY I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE SCREAMED ON THE CRASHING SHIP ALSO XXDD HIS FACE THERE XXDDD
• AND BROH LOL THE POST CREDITS WITH ICE CUBE HAHA XXD I would honestly welcome another one of these episodes a few seasons down the line like! It was just kinda sweet. I liked it!!! :DDD No frowns from me tonight! XDD X)))
THE PREVIEW.
• THE PREVIEW OH MY GAH THE PREVIEW. RICK WAS THERE. DID YOU SEE THAT.? RICK. OH SOMEBODY CATCH ME I wasn’t expecting 😫😫😩 /s FHHFSJ LOLXXXDDD
• I love him so much. Oh my god . AND JERRY TOO. fhsbh. hold me. ThIS SHOW. AHH. !!!!!! I’m so excited to see 9 and 10 XXXDD • RICK AND MORTY ARE GONNA ROB HEAVEN IN VERMONT EVERYBODY!!! AND BIGFOOT’S GONNA KILL GRAMPA!!!!!!!!! OMFG YAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!! *children cheering SFX* XXXXDD
You’re welcome to DM me whenever you want hazelnut it’s always lovely hearing from you!! :DDD Have a great monday XXDD Or should I say mortday am I right @froggyy LAWL XXXD
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missjoolee · 2 years
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(This is very messy but I assure you, I cleaned it up from what it was. my brain does not think linear when it spirals so i had to move everything around haha.)
a time travel fic but it’s luke and the guys going back to the 90s and living (just barely) 
they all go back to when they were supposed to have died but this time live.(that includes Willie who died in like…in 94 originally. he buys a ticket for their orpheum show. hoping that they also go back to their og time and don’t die and they don’t but since they are still hospitalized, it takes a bit to get the willex reunion) but luke has memories of being dead and julie and he knows that magic/ghosts are real so he tries to find a way back to the future.
all the while he’s been looking to for ways to go back forward, alex and reggie are just making do. Sunset Curve is on hiatus which is ruining everything they worked towards before the orpheum but things cant be as they were with what they know. that Bobby is capable of being a poopy human, Alex’s parents weren’t cool. Reggie’s were also not great to be around. The band is family and julie is a part of that now. honestly, luke making up with his parents would be the main thing probably keeping them in the 90s, but maybe he’d like. make amends but then be like. I know what i need and it’s not here. “you’ve always raised me to fight for what i want and to get that, i have to leave” or something
They find a way back to the future but alive this time, and when they arrive, the the year is 2020 and they immediately go searching for julie. only it’s not the same time of year that they originally met her and it’s later in the year and she never had her revelation to stay and they’ve moved. though, instead of selling the house, Ray decides to rent it out so they have to sleuth (aka learn how to smartphone) to find her. Willie would have the knowledge of 2020 so he’d help them know to buy a pay as you go phone from Wal-mart or something. (they brought all of their savings with them) so they have to find julie, only she doesn’t remember them because they didn’t die and become ghosts. the first meeting is awful because they don’t realize she doesn’t remember them at first and Willie is the one to jump in all “they thought you were my cousin, sorry for the confusion” and drags them away before the scenario can brand it’s way into her brain they have figure out how to casually casually infiltrate her life so that she can start healing and they can be a band, a family, again. basically they have to help her find music again... again.
to luke’s chagrin, it’s reggie or alex that get them in the door At some volunteer thing, Reggie tries to bond via crafts and glitter and is hella awkward trying not to give it away and Julie is like “teenage boys do be awkward sometimes” but the glitter shaker lid is clogged so he takes the lid off and turns too quicikly and BOOM glitter all over the both of them. and Alex who had just left for a second comes over and starts apologizing for his friend and attempts to help julie clean up. (they leave reggie to sort himself out. but he’s happily a sparkly boy and clueless when julie makes a twilight joke) and that really just breaks the ice for friendship
and then Julie’s like “are you on insta?” 
but alex is like “uh. maybe?” and then he reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out their cheap smart phone and he’s obviously not used to it so while she waits, she asks reggie the same thing
and he’s like “Alex? do i have that?”
and that’s how it comes out that they are sharing a phone. then she realizes that these guys are probably runaways, living on the streets. Julie asks to meet their two friends not with them and that’s how she meets luke and willie officially. and luke is grumpy a la “it’s not the strip” because he had a taste of something more with Julie and he has to start it all over so he’s just… bouncy. can’t sit still Julie thinks they are strange boys that act kinda like they know her but don’t go to her school or anything and it’s weird but it’s starting to feel weird at how not weirded out she is by them. She doesn’t know why but there is something about these boys. and she wants to help them, so she sneaks them into her mom’s old studio. (it’s either still not in use, or it’s off limits to the renters)
queue the montage of hanging out and growing closer and suddenly having the courage to play the piano again. Luke being her number 1 cheerleader. writing with her, growing closer. and despite knowing that they felt the same for each other before, he’s HELLA nervous that things have changed this time around. the stuttering is twice as bad whenever he attempts to bring it up and Julie finds it adorable.
also “YOU HAVE FOUR BOYS HIDING OUT IN YOUR STUDIO?!?!” “Shhh flynn! not so loud, would ya?”
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