#which i thought was on par

[sonknuxadow]

am i the only one who still thinks that they didnt do enough with rouge in sonic prime. and not in a "she didnt get enough screentime" sort of way but in a "they didnt seem to be putting as much thought into what they were doing with her as they were with the other main characters" sort of way

#someone else would be better at explaining it than me i dont really know how to explain my thoughts on this #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #idk not really but im tagging just in case #like i wouldnt be surprised if they already had the idea for the plot and what they were going to do for all the characters down #but then realized how bad it would look if there were only 3 girls in that huge cast #so they just threw rouge in there without really thinking about it #its a huge shame really because i really like rouge #and was super excited when it was revealed that she'd not only be in the show but also be a main character #and she was super cute and fun in the first episode #all of her shatterspace variants feel like they easily could have just been some other character and the story/impact would have been #exactly the same. which isnt the case for other characters. except for big but big doesnt really do anything plot relevant for the most par

[koschei-the-ginger]

the other show david duchovny was filming simultaneously with the x files was always like "sad, broken man (35) will pay to read about your experiences with love and betrayal". The flashback sequence begins, and it's just straight-up porn about a woman screwing her tennis teacher or smth. Sometimes, it cuts off midway back to David, sitting on a bench all alone, looking like a sad wet dog, as he reads a letter. Once the porn sequence ends, he mutters to himself, "she had fun. But alas, I am destined to die alone." and he stares into the distance. It went on for 5 seasons.

I'm starting to think maybe flying to LA between the x files takes only to sit on a bench alone for hours could be the reason why his Mulder constantly seemed so touch starved he'd die if he couldn't invade someone's personal space for 5 minutes.

#i watched only only the first and last ep naively thinking there'd be at least a shadow of a plot... sigh #there was also an ep called 'jakes story' which i thought would give us more details on his backstory or some shit.. and then 💀 #hes doing all that -to learn about women- after his gf unexpectedly committed suicide.. what do you think he learns #he's a freak we been knew but still holy shit #thanks father son and the holy spirit #for the x files success #the x files #txf #it was really that bad. though much on par with everything pre-txf. i cant do miracles i suffered a lot #david duchovny #welll #siiiiiiiigh #i swear now i will shut up about him now #this all thing was exhausting

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

i am confusing kali and durga but you did make design of fgo her right? can i ask you to repost it bc i scoured your archive and i still cant find it

It was kali! The actual post is here but I’ll post some of the pictures here as well

I’ve been planing on doing proper ascension-like art for her for a while now, just haven’t found the time between work and making my normal content for the blog ;v;

#tbh she is pulling from multiple versions of k/ali #more in line with a specific interpretation of her through shaktism #as a form of adi sha/kti #/mahadevi-which if I understand correctly in shakti/sm specifically puts her more at the level of Bra/hman #as the supreme ultimate reality of existence (bra/hman the principle not the god) #so she’s the source of all creation/it’s embodiment/the energy that animates it/and that which it dissolves into #and yeah I went with this in part bc I was so annoyed w how they made par/vati -_- #look if we can have characters be the personification of planets then the personification of the cosmic force of the universe should be doom #I’ve like. thought abt how to work it into nasuverse #it’s like ka/li is one form of the main goddess who’s like the universe #similar to how ameratsu can send out bunreis on a larger scale #except in this case it’s more like ort w the planet thing only on this case it’s the universe #I’m not explaining this well but it made sense to me lmao #basically #the servant form is an avatar of kali in that it’s less powerful than her #and kali is also mahadevi #who is the universe #‘what’s par/vatis deal then?’ she got overzealous making her servant vessel and overcorrected #ik I’m not explaining this well I attempted to write lore for her ONCE and exploded #she’s interesting tho. she tends to be impartial (except w kids) but represents change and destruction #and is constantly updating and changing her views based on her children (followers) world #(like with the sacrifice thing which is interesting bc I’ve seen things saying she never wanted human sacrifice but it DID still happen) #she requires sacrifice which often nowadays is interpreted to mean things like negative energy and the like #or like the sacrifice of your ‘ego’ #she’s also a goddess associated with anger #idk I’m getting all over the place again which happens when I start #getting into it lmao #my asks

[numbuh424]

I don't get onto my laptop until like 6pm so imagine my surprise when I logged in and realized there was a reason everyone's been talking about booping lately

#elle is talking again #sorry I thought you guys were just really enthusiastic about the word boop suddenly for no reason #which is par for the course on here

[gailynovelry]

SCREAM I love dystopias and I love worldbuilding and I am appalled at the thought of how desperate a person would have to be to get something called a Worker Bee Implant omg

Please tell me more fun things about this please

aaaaaaa hello! So this is from Mindhive and boy is Mindhive a ride. Still working out a lot of things about it, but also it's 80k long, so there's a lot of thoughts to choose from. Hmmmmm.

More context about the implants! But not all of the context, hehehe;

~ The trial volunteers do not go into the trial with any idea of what the implant actually does. It's only specified to be a "mental enhancement." Within the context of the world of MH, this means that most trial volunteers are going in assuming that it's going to be another failed attempt at a "general intelligence enhancement."

~ We say "another failed attempt" because the tech industry in MH has been in a hype cycle for "we're going to use science to enhance IQ!" for a while. But "intelligence" is complicated, and brains are complicated, and there's no magic bullet to "enhance" these things.

~ (Can you tell that the tech industry in MH is prone to eugenic lines of thinking and hype cycles for things that will never pan out for practical reasons? Real life is an unfortunately great source of inspiration for dystopia.)

~ But the implant is not an intelligence enhancement.

~ It could be considered a communication enhancement. If you've read the summary, you know one of the things it is capable of!

~ Hooray telepathy : D

~ It's intended to work in concert with a different type of technology, known as an EIS - an Emotive Intelligence System. Basically, a classic sci-fi AI, but under a new name because MH takes place in the future and in my present the tech industry has made the term "AI" into a marketing buzzword associated with art theft and scams.

~ The ideal EIS for this set-up has enough interpersonal skills to communicate with contractors, but only enough interest in workers to maintain Baseline Aliveness.

~ So, not V.E.R.T.I.G.O, who has a near-anthropologist curiosity about people, and a firm desire to provide them with a decent quality of life whenever possible. : (

~ What does this add up to? Not the horrors, of course, I am sure that the way these ideas click together have nothing to do with the way that corporations approach labor costs, working conditions, and bodily autonomy. : )

Also we're really into making webpages right now, so this WIP has some Neocities funstuff happening! Yay!

#Mindhive #thanks for the ask! #you came here at just the right time! #we spent a decent chunk of today rereading Mindhive for a break from Breathing Gods and boy howdy do we have thoughts & excitement <3 #i do think it is very funny that we have worldbuilt a situation where telepathy is very plausible #in a world that otherwise skews high on the realism #it's kind of because of the way we set up the implants tbh; basically the implants communicate w/ brains they are attached to #and also w/ each other #which lets the brains communicate w/ each other indirectly #and that's as scientific as we can make it lmao #telepathy: believable. compassionate computer programs: sure. intelligence enhancements: no. #hgkdhg i love biting into our awful little dystopias #MH is about on par with PP in “worst quality of life for the inhabitants of the world” #all i can say is . . . poor poor Avery / Nathaniel / Lucine

[curi0uscreature]

* When I say Nutty’s one of my favs I mean it in a way I’m aware of the absolutely heinous shit they’re able to pull (especially) in their staring episodes and that makes me love him even more 

#He’s batshit crazy. CATER to that I think #Like oh what a cute squirre oh he canonically has rabies. Oh he caused the injury of a baby. Oh he’s been in an insane asylum. Oh he st #If it wasn’t a “law abiding citizen” by definition/tree town standards it would be on par with Lifty and Shitfy via criminal life #HE DREAMED OF MURDERING A MAN OVER HIS FICTIONAL CANDY WIFE #It isnt even as if it’s played to be actively bad. It’s just his thinking (which is never straight in the first place) #cw htf #cw happy tree friends #htf #trevor.txt #oatmeal thoughts

[septembersung]

It’s that time of year again

Spring (Cleaning) Break

#my life #today is Laundry Day which means not just doing laundry #but sorting and culling and cleaning the laundry room #with a sub par dryer and no drying rack #and….. naturally it’s cold and cloudy #I am. frowny face #and did I mention the laundry is backed up anyway lol #but if we survive today I can implement the new system and it will solve all our problems and bring world peace #I’m hanging on to that thought

[imaginarypasta]

i’ve been trying to get through hoh for literally like a week now but it’s so hard bc the way my fave nico is treated is absolutely ABYSMAL and i know it only gets worse

#personal #even hazel being like ‘yeah he’s hard to get along with’ or whatever she said #every single non-tartarus perspective has had at least one reference to this #and like i understand the reasons it’s not that it’s that it highlights this issue i have with a lot of the characters in that series which #is that i don’t like them. and that’s so different for me bc i actually usually find that my two favorite characters in anything are the tw #that don’t like each other? unrelated to that dynamic usually mostly but still within it #but that’s not even what the dynamic is yk. #and it’s just the whole thing overall like in the last book there was one part where these two characters who are supposed to be good #friends are separated and one makes a comment about how annoying (or something along those lines) she finds the other which. #i’m vaguely aware of what happens in toa so i think you could argue something about that but read on its own bc i don’t want to make that #argument without fully grasping where her character goes #it just kinda reinforces this… vibe to the whole series that was not nearly as present in the first series of like. really overemphasized #like gender roles/heterosexuality/etc. i can’t think of the word to use to describe it. i’ve seen other ppl talk about the parts that add u #to the whole that i’ve seen but never synthesize them. and it really varies between actually insidious and simply not my taste which is par #of the reason i hesitate to make a full critique out of it. but suffice to say i really don’t like it #with that being said the pacing of this book is really good and i am compelled to finish based on the themes i do find interesting #autonomy being a huge one #but anyway those are my thoughts on it after a few days of a break. i’ve been playing a video game instead :3 but i start work on wednesday #sooo i won’t have as much free time boo #looking back maybe ‘insidious’ is a very strong word for it. i’m talking about like when percy complains about the bag and similar moments

[parhelionz]

even though i haven't drawn a single medic until now. i do love all of them. war crimes, no war crimes, murder, no murder, they're all so silly

#there is a reason i only play support roles in video games #pars thoughts #text #suffering through this lineart though! #which sucks drastically because its my favorite part

[boomerang109]

i want to go home and get high i am in so much pain holy shit periods should be illegal

#tmi in tags #but ive always had a heavy flow #like not concerning so #but like definitely heavy #and it had been less so recently (especially since i got off birth control and until i found out about my iron deficiency I thought it was #left over hormones or something). but turns out it was just my body compensating for the iron deficiency (which is either my body being #awesome or me being super iron deficient cause generally that doesn’t seem like how it works) #but anyway im doing better on the iron but apparently that means that not just my heavy flow but my like INTENSE period pain is back #both my legs are killing me and nausea and a bit of a headache #I just generally feel like im dying #and i generally have just gotten worse at dealing with pain cause im i. less of it now which is both good and bad lol #but like this genuinely a lot of it like this is on par with how my periods used to be lol #but i have three classes today including my three hour class #so like. i need to stay functioning #im supposed to be writing a paper and reading shit #and instead I’m just #staring off into space mentally screaming #there’s a bird though I’ve decided we’re friends #im going to at least two of my classes #one i might skip even though it’s my favorite and the professor has already knocked my grade down 10% for not attending #im gonna talk to her cause i have attendance accomodations #and ive only missed when i accidentally sedated myself and when i went to see my mom cause i was scared i was gonna kill myself if i didn’t #so i feel like those two days plus today when im dying are valid reasons #and if i have another day i missed that i forgot about then like i feel like there should be at least one unexcused absence allowed and if #there isn’t im gonna argue with her cause wtf #anyway #booms bad days #if birth control hadn’t made me suicidal I would say I’d want to go back on it lmao

[dahkis]

so beast tamer is getting replaced (lynched) by the new class 'lynn'

rip beast tamer 2023. couldn't make it to the end of the year LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#me thoughts #maplestory #also apparently kms is getting lynn as well which is surprising to say the least. the first overseas class released in kms...i wonder #if there's potential for kanna and hayato's addition considering the interest kms players have for them #also also i wonder what her faction is #...whatever the fuck those horns on her head are??? since wonky was involved in the creation of lynn #i doubt they would add a whole new faction so i guess theyll just stick her in the anima BUT SHANGRI LA??????????????? #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #she's just a human is my final answer #cope #also pwease dont touch her already existing link skill and legion me would very much appreciate that *bats eyelashes* #chase and her critter crew are kinda lowkey hilarious in gameplay now that i think about it...most silliest class goes to her tbh #even have the whole circus LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO #i guess rhats one aspect ill miss about beast tamer if not for the game's earnest attempt at a unique gameplay #im curious about lynns support capabilities and whether it'll be on par (cope) or lesser bishop since lynn's main branches are split into #bossing mobbing and support. internally i want bishop to die in hard bossing parties if it werent for the fact that nexon sucks at balancin #their supports because like NO ONE compares to bishop. #so apparently beast tamer was nearly on the chopping block much like jett...pretty scary how straight up removing a class can be considered #a solution

[deviantartidentitydisorder]

the best way i can describe my feelings towards blue is that it used to be really dysphoria inducing in a personality way. i can't explain to you what that means, im psychotic and straight up do not remember. but what i do remember feeling is that red is right (im right handed) and blue is left, red is passion (personality trait in me i like) and blue is cloying (personality trait in me i dont like), red is loud (self identifier) and blue is calm (wholey unrelatable) so i thought that including 'blue' on my person in any way would give people the wrong impression about me and then id be associated with blue forever despite not being blue

#i dont feel this way anymore #this is why im like man idfk how to tell you my feelings or thoughts they happen in colors and movement and pattern #all of my brain is a really bright colorful constantly moving and evolving pattern #and im expected to somehow translate that into words all the time constantly in a second without hesitation #anyways i love blue now! its on par with red and green now (which used to be the most ideal colors)

[sergeantpixie]

tell me about whichever WIP isn't about elena gilbert if you can

Anon I know you're trying to be mean but a) I have no shame about how many Elena verses I have, that's my Girl, and b) I am so delighted to be able to talk about the one verse on that list that has nothing to do with Elena Gilbert, that's why I put it there! So thank you!

"I am willing to take more hurt if it's from you" is a project I've been working on for so long and I'm finally making some real progress on it which feels amazing! It's my Alison DiLaurentis/Aria Montgomery (Pretty Little Liars) fic that is supposed to be as canon based as possible, just using the subtext between the two characters to create a story where Alison and Aria were secretly hooking up before Alison disappeared.

Instead of giving you the full pitch on why they make sense as a ship (and why they are basically canon, or at least Alison having feelings for Aria is) I'll just refer to a post where I went off in the tags about them because it says pretty much everything I would say about it here: this post.

In summary: When Alison asked Aria if she knew why she picked her, the answer is: Ali's obsessed with Aria.

The premise of the story would be Alison and Aria's relationship being Rosewood's best kept secret, then when the liars discover Alison has been alive all this time, Aria feels compelled to confess what happened between them all those years ago in order to get ahead of Alison and prevent her from using that to alienate her from the other girls. (Alison is still Alison, I have no interest in changing that.) It's the girls' reaction to that as well as an exploration of Aria and Alison as characters. And maybe Ezra really is A but that might just be implied we'll see.

Between Jake, Ezra, and her first love’s girl-Jesus resurrection, Aria’s love life has never been more complicated, and that’s like, really saying something.

the tiniest excerpt :)

@randomestfandoms

#asks #tag games #anons #thanks anon! #wild that you wanna insult me for loving a character on the loving a character website lmao but thanks for the opportunity to babble! #idk if you got the memo but I have too many WIPs to include them all so I just chose the ones I'm actively working on rn #what that actually means is that there are even MORE Elena verses :) #and also quite a few more that have nothing to do with her #even a few in the tvd verse which will be a first for me #I am willing to take more hurt if it's from you #alia #also maddie idk if you are at all interested since we usually just talk about deanlena but just in case! #maybe the story I have done the most research for? idk I just find them so fascinating and wanted to prove that it's quite easy #to make them a canon ship #so first I had to watch the show to figure out every relevant episode and make an outline #(and take some notes) which I finally finished this past fall (it's just s1-first few episodes of s5) #and then I'll be rewatching all of those episodes in order to par it down to an actual coherent plot #I thought about putting a longer excerpt (maybe even smth from my version ezra's book) but that one always makes me giggle so

[tojancy]

while satoru is good at nearly everything he does, he’s sure he's not so good at disciplining his child. not as good as he originally thought he was, at least.

“daddyyy,” his little girl drags out, pulling at the fabric of his pants. “please, mommy won’t know.”

satoru sighs, white eyebrows creased and creating a wrinkle in the space between. how you put up with this nearly daily he doesn’t know.

“you wanna lie to mommy? but that’s gonna break her heart, no?” he’s trying, he swears he’s trying. but how can he say no? this is his princess, his spoiled, lovely girl that he loves so much. how can he possibly say no?

“but— how- how will she be sad if she doesn’t know?”

right. persistent as she is, at least his daughter is smart.

the white haired man stands, inhaling an exaggerated breath. if he wasn’t aware of the consequences, satoru would have long given his daughter that one more ice cream.

“please, daddy,” she goes at it again, looking up at him with eyes that match yours. so hard to resist. it’s a trait he curses you for passing to her. “i’ll go to bed early, promise!”

early? yeah, right. it’s already an hour and a half past her bedtime. satoru is so glad you’re too busy to call.

with one last sigh, his long arms reach down for the girl in pony-patterned pajamas. his grip is tight as to not drop her, all the while thinking of a compromise.

satoru gojo has fought off too many enemies, none of which came to par compared to how much they bragged. but for once, he truly finds himself in a dilemma; to give up, or not to give up.

“how about a gummy bear?” he tempts, albeit a lot... smaller than what she had in mind.

his daughter gasps. “you have gummy bears?”

“of course i do,” his smile is one of victory. he won, or so he likes to think. there’s no telling what plan his daughter’s brain is about to construct.

“i want three,” she’s so fast to order. satoru knows he spoiled her too much, but how can he not when she signs a three with her little fingers?

“okay then, three,” he nods his head. “then you’ll go to bed?”

“but daddy—”

satoru sighs. this is going to be a long night.

#✧˚₊‧𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 #jujutsu kaisen #gojo #gojo x reader #gojo fluff #gojo x reader fluff #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x reader fluff #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #jjk x reader fluff #satoru gojo #satoru gojo fluff #satoru gojo x reader

[r3ynah]

I Can be everything and anything, at once

A 27 years old Phantom was challenged to a bet, by his co-workers at the watchtower. Green lantern stated along with the the other heroes that If he could help every single one of them at least once in a month while not using any his powers and he also had to be physically and mentally there as he helps them. the cherry on top was that he needed to use his real identity instead of his ghost form in this mission.

If Phantom successfully conceals his civilian identity, while helping them, he gets to know everyone's deepest darkest secrets.

But if he loses, he must do everyone a favor and must keep it no matter how outrageous it is.

Ofcourse Phantom agreed, because he was no bitch, okay so maybe he is, he only accepts bets like this if he knows that'll he'll win. so yeah.

Besides, having no powers for this, is really a piece of cake, if you're a raging gender fluid that knows his way around makeup and can easily change the sound of his voice, to be honest the shapeshifting parts that he got from his powers are basically just add-ons.

Well what was he waiting for? afterall he needed all the blackmail he could get, not as Phantom but as Daniel James Fucking Fenton, this was an opportunity to go batshit crazy and he was absolutely stealing it.

The very first hero Danny approached to help was Wonder Woman, who thanked Danny who was now disguised as a woman wearing a long ass Red wig, and some clothes he "borrowed" from Jazz who just joked about Danny being her twin, and wished him luck.

"Thank you, young lady for your brave actions to help me." Wonder woman sincerely thanked the boy in disguise as she held both of Danny's hands as gratitude "may I ask the name of my savior? "

"My name's El, It's a pleasure to know you." Danny smiled a little wider.

The second was Flash, which Danny found completely amusing because of the way he helped the speedy hero, who tripped while patrolling around the city.

Danny who was now in a more gothic attire( thanks to Sam's help) caught the hero's wrist before he embarrassingly fell face first on the ground.

"You okay there sir?" Danny asked, as he kept a firm grip on the man's wrist to make sure he doesn't fall.

Meanwhile Flash who thought he was in those korea tv romance dramas only blue screened for a few seconds before finally get his shit together. "yeah- um- name's Flash, and you are?"

The hero tripped on his own words, making Danny amused as fuck. "James, it was nice to finally meet you"

Okay, about like three weeks in, and Danny managed to help almost everyone in the watchtower, and only a few more to go,( he didn't get why most of the heroes he helped either started to stutter or blue screen in their spot once they talk to him. like damn is this how all of you treat every civilian who interacts with you? that's just sad) but at this time, Dan and Elle found out, and were now demanding to join, with the excuse of basically being Danny but in alternate or clone form, which Danny had no choice but to give in, I mean he wasn't breaking any rules so technically this was alright.

Danny wanted to take a break so Dan took over this time.

currently Nightwing was observing the outside of the gala, Bruce was invited to, something about a bunch of drugs being hidden within the crowd, and was now being passed around.

He intently remained focused on his observation, while also keeping a conversation with Oracle and the others on the comms, he didn't realize that he was too far off the edge of the railing he was standing on, until he missed a step.

Nightwing would never admit that he let a quiet squeal to his siblings ever as he fell, he closed his eyes and braced for impact, he would never expect to fall into the arms of a man 3x bigger than him, he stared at the man, and the man stared at him. 'holy shit' Nightwing thought.

The man, chuckled making Nightwing internally scream. "When I wished for Desiree, to make someone from above to save me from this trash party, I didn't think it would be one of the birds of gotham, to come and fall for me let alone the handsome one."

Okay Nightwing was now full on red from blushing, he was put down gently by the man on the ground, before offering a handshake, once Nightwing accepted the handshake, Dan pulled the hand closer to his mouth then gave a quick peck on the back of the hand vigilante's hand. "My name's Dan Masters, it's a pleasure to meet you."

his siblings can eat dirt on how they were teasing Nightwing Right now, but this was fucking worth it.

And the last to have gotten help from Danny was John Constantine, Danny actually had a reason on why he saved John for last, and that's because John actually knows Danny's identity, so for this mission he asked the help of his daughter Elle.

Elle had helped John by fixing a ruined summoning circle, who also helped him negotiate with a demon, and somehow all day, Elle just stuck to Constatine's side, her explanation? 'He'll die without me' fair point John thought as he took the kid, to order ice cream and to hangout in the park.

"You know kid, you remind me of someone." Constantine stated while keeping his eyes on what's infront of him, which was just a bunch of trees.

Elle who sat next to him, still eating her Ice cream looked up at him and said. "Really?"

"Yeah like you two literally have the same aura and all just a little different, but I don't know who yet." He replied and ruffled the kid's hair. making the girl laugh.

"Hey John!" Danny greeted behind them, and then all the gears inside of Constantine's head began to work. he let out a groan as he realized the girl beside him was the clone of the man behind him, well he needed to kiss that secret of his goodbye. here on this spot right now or he'll die of embarrassment if he waited any longer.

"Danny, let's go on a date." Constantine stated, not facing the Man.

this comment made the Father and Daughter choke on literal air.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dpdc #danny is nonbinary #almost everyone atleast has feelings for civilian Danny #this was made while half asleep #Danny takes a selfie everytime he disguises #first failures #king con

[hellisharchive]

・﹒・ hypersexual nights

Summary: How various Hazbin and Helluva Boss characters react to a hypersexual reader!

Warnings: 18+, sexual scenarios, Vouyer!Vox, does hypersexual not tell you enough lol just read it

Parings: [Seperate] Saint Peter, Lucifer, Valentino, Adam, Vox, Mammon, and Striker x hypersexual!reader

Notes: HOLY SHIT THIS WAS GONNA BE FOR 300 FOLLOWERS NOW ITS 400 FOLLOWERS! As a celebration, have this! I'm an hypersexual aroace myself so hypersexuals rise up! 💪

﹒Adam﹒

・He would notice how you always were down to fuck, almost every day in fact, how could he not? You've been the only one to truly keep up with him as most other people always had "low" sex drives and wouldn't be in the mood when he was. So you were like a blessing just for him when day after day, you would always be up for sex at any given moment. When you told him you were Hypersexual one day after a good fuck, he just laughed in your face.

・"Hypersexual? You're always horny? Bitch PLEASE I already knew that. You ask for sex like- every day and never shut up about it. That's why I like you so much. You want to be fucked just as much as I want to fuck"

﹒Saint Peter﹒

・He is a pretty innocent soul, he swears occasionally but when it comes to sex? Oh boy. And you? Being hypersexual? You always flirt with him in a suggestive manner, wanting him to just admit that he likes you. He can't help but simultaneously love the attention as the thoughts you always put in his head, but feel so embarrassed and dirty about it. He always seems to short circuit whenever you flirt with him, but he never says no, so you keep doing it. He of course noticed it after the first few times, you being on par with Adam in sexuality, how could he not? But when you admitted that you were hypersexual and he finally understood.

・"Oh? That's why you uh- why you're always flirt with me! Haha...and say those...really uhm...dirty things... Not that I mind of course! I actually uh...kind of like it..."

﹒Lucifer﹒

・He had his suspicions very early on, it was so obvious to notice how you and Angel Dust got along so well with the topic of sex. He also noticed how you always made sex jokes and talked about sex even without the porn star around. And when it came to him? You always seemed to get flustered whenever he flirted with you, always ensuring to make it dirty, and it worked everytime. After you got together, you almost pounced on him, wanting to have sex early on. He didn't mind it, but in fact, wanted it. You then apologized and said you were hypersexual, meaning you couldn't not think about sex constantly. He just laughed and pinned you down on the bed.

・"Oh I know very well, very well. And I will enjoy fulfilling every. Single. Desire. You could ever ask for"

﹒Mammon﹒

・He isn't exactly the smartest tool in the shed, but he knew you were just as greedy as him. Not in the money sense, no, no. But in sex. You haven't yet gotten to that point in your relationship yet, but he could tell you were denying taking the step. Was it because he was a Sin? He didn't know. All he knew is that if you didn't fuck him already, he was going to fuck you first. So he confronted you and you said you were scared of him just using you for sex due to your constant sexual nature. He reassured you that he truly did love you, but couldn't deny that someone just as greedy as him was very nice to have around.

・"Oi! Don't be scared mate! I won't use ya just for sex and toss ya away! I love ya too much for that. But ya know- I'd be down to fuck every single night if that's what you want"

﹒Vox﹒

・He is an interesting case. He isn't the best guy around and loves to spy on you. So, when you act all innocent and sweet around him, yet fuck yourself silly with a stupid toy screaming for him so incredibly often it becomes a pattern? Yeah, you're hiding your sexual nature. Which is odd, but probably so Valentino didn't swoop in to take advantage of you. Instead of talking to you, he let your feelings build and build and let your toy eventually not be enough for you. You finally burst into his office and told him you knew he was watching you while you masturbated. He was taken aback at first, but then laughed as he realized you loved that he watched you.

・"You need the real thing, huh? Was waiting for you to finally say it you dirty little whore"

﹒Valentino﹒

・He noticed immediately as you would constantly flirt with him in a suggestive way and he would flirt back just as hard if not harder. It was so easy to notice, he played into it very hard and took advantage of your very sexual nature. It was easy to get you hooked quickly and you never had to say a thing. He fucked you in every way he could imagine and you loved every second of it. It was a mutual understanding between you two- the thought of telling him that you're hypersexual was laughable in every sense of the idea.

・"Oh baby~ you wanna be fucked into the mattress again? It hasn't even been three hours amore~ you're still horny? I'll make sure you can't walk anymore after~"

﹒Striker﹒

He isn't apposed to sex, he just hates it when people makes jokes about it when he's just trying to do his job. In fact, he loves sex, have you seen the huge statue where his dick is very endowed? That man is full of himself and knows he can fuck good. You started out as a target for him and at first your sexual flirting threw him off his game. But after many failed attempts of cat and mouse, you finally managed to get him to admit that he liked it from your non stop remarks.

・"Ok fine- yer hot and I wanna fuck. Don't look at me like that! Not my fuckin' fault yer always telling me you wanna suck my cock"

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